Fight Club: Detour – 3/16/2024

Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Abnes (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
Sajuna Inui (My Dress Up Darling)

Chapter 3

Our next match is on! In the ring is a local competitor, named Sala. She's wearing black and is blonde with a braid. Ice Queendom's music hits and Weiss comes out with Mizore.

(Announcer): This match is set for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Being accompanied to the ring by Weiss Schnee! Representing the Ice Queendom: Mizore Shirayuki!

(Sajuna): And the newest prodigy of The Best Girl.

Mizore gets into the ring and she takes her lollipop out her mouth and tosses it. She has a blank stare as she looks at her opponent.

(Glynda): The cold eyes of Mizore.

(Abnes): A walking human being, with no soul.

The match begins. Sala goes up to Mizore and puts her hand out. Mizore shakes her head no and she kicks Sala in the gut. She then throws the local wrestler into the corner and repeatedly kicks her over and over for a few seconds. Mizore then rushes at Sala. Sala gets her boots up and Mizore runs into them. Mizore feels her nose and backs away. Sala follows that up with an axe handle from the middle rope.

Weiss smacks the ring apron a little. "Mizore! Let her have it!"

Sala grabs Mizore and DDT's her. Sala covers her. Mizore kicks out at one. Sala climbs the top rope and the fans cheer her very little. "Wooooo! Let's go!" Mizore quickly gets back up and goes to Sala. She hits a belly to belly off the top! Wow! Sala groans and puts her hand to her back in pain.

Mizore smirks and grabs Sala and slaps her a little. Mizore then DDTS her and covers her. "1! 2!" Sala gets the shoulder up.

(Glynda): Imagine how Sala can survive against someone like Mizore.

(Abnes): It's like walking into a freakshow.

Mizore grabs Sala and throws her out of the ring. Mizore then jumps over the top rope and her elbow connects with the girl's face. Mizore then punches her for a bit and then slams her into the ring post. Mizore grabs the girl by the hair and then throws her back into the ring.

"This is for Ice Queendom." Mizore tells Sala and Weiss laughs as she loves what Mizore is doing. Mizore grabs Sala and goes for the Skull Crushing Finale! Sala somehow escapes and clotheslines Mizore. Sala then elbow drops her. Sala gets the crowd behind her as she climbs the top rope. She's going for a dive but Weiss starts to bad mouth her from outside the ring. Sala looks at Weiss with annoyance.

"Get out of my business!" Sala tells Weiss. Mizore climbs the top and super suplexes her! Mizore gets Sala and delivers the skull crushing finale!

(Abnes): A move from Weiss Schnee!

(Sajuna): Thanks for coming, whoever she was.

(Abnes): Who cares? She was destroyed.

"1! 2! 3!"
DING DING DING!

(Announcer): Here is your winner! Mizore Shirayuki!

(Sajuna): Weiss Schnee will not be embarrassed tonight. And that's just in Step 1 on her plan. Step 2 is the Universal Title.

The referee raises Mizore's hand up. Weiss gets into the ring and claps a little. Weiss then stomps at Sala and starts to punch her head.

"Get a chair!" Weiss tells Mizore. Mizore gets a steel chair from the timekeeper's area.

(Glynda): And Weiss not done with Mizore. The girl is in trouble!

(Sajuna): Weiss won't be ignored, not even tonight, not after earlier tonight!

(Abnes): She created a NEW Ice Queen!

She slides it in and Weiss gets Sala up to her feet. She gives her another Skull Crushing Finale ONTO THE CHAIR!

(Glynda): And another Skull Crushing Finale!

(Sajuna): Weiss has sent Chelsea a message for their upcoming match tonight!

Weiss smirked, as she tells Mizore to lift Sala up. She raised her arms out, and cried out, "MEGU-NEE! WATCH ME!"

She swung her arms in four directions and hit Torpedo Atlas (A running flying headbutt) on Sala!

NOTE: Weiss's Torpedo Atlas is Ilja Dragunov's Torpedo Moscow.

(Abnes): And a message to Megu-nee!

(Glynda): Torpedo Atlas!

Weiss raises her arms up and stands with Mizore.

(Glynda): And Megu-nee is watching at home, knowing this may be her fate in Philadelphia.

(Abnes): Mizore takes the spotlight tonight. But Weiss Schnee is about to punch her ticket to Celestia Arena 35!

We cut to a CA 35 Ad and then a WM Ad. Both shows have two nights! They are going to be explosive events!

Gretchen's theme plays and she enters the ring with the United States Champion of UCPW, Homura Akemi, The Devil.

(Announcer): Please welcome… Gretchen and the UCPW United States Champion, Homura Akemi!

(Sajuna): The Devil, Homura Akemi, and her partner, Gretchen! These two are personally the biggest threats, no matter which brand you're in.

(Abnes): They have about 99 problems, and they only have 4 right now.

(Glynda): Gretchen and Homura has Erza and Aunt Howdy at Celestia Arena 35, but the week after in Philadelphia, a match made by GM Lana Kane, The Devil Homura Akemi defends the United States Championship against Steven Cooke and The Viper, May.

(Sajuna): Having to enlist the help of Gretchen, as well as Seryu Ubiquitous and Akari Yukimura, she looks to retain her title and keep her name intact. And May still didn't apologize for ruining her sponsorship for WrestleMania!

(Abnes): Hey, she wanted more product placement in WrestleMania. May got in the bad place at the wrong time.

(Glynda): In my opinion, they deserved that.

Gretchen and Homura get microphones and are going to speak. They get loud boos as they stand in the middle of the ring. Homura begins to speak.

"It doesn't matter what they throw at me. I'm going to walk in, representing JWW, as the United States Champion, and I'm going to walk out at WrestleMania the same way I did. I've beaten Steven Cooke, I outsmarted him, many times. And May, yeah, I ruined her World Heavyweight Championship opportunity at Elimination Chamber. Because if anyone wants the spotlight in WrestleMania, it's me. Not just about Celestia Arena 35, but WrestleMania. I'm busy for the next two weeks, and The Viper and KO… … … They will never stop me. Because I want to erase the blemish in my WrestleMania career, and retain my title. That, I promise you two... And what's more, it's anything goes. Because I can knock you out... with One Lucky Punch." BOOOOOO!

"And at Celestia Arena? Homura and I will be victorious against a false Goddess and her stupid cowgirl friend." Gretchen says and loud boos occur. "Erza & Howdy will feel the wrath between The Witch, and The Devil." Gretchen smiles wickedly.

Just then? The lights go out and the titantron plays a video, all glitchy too! The video shows Gretchen and Homura's past as Magical Girls and part of Holy Quintet.

Aunt Howdy appears on screen!

The fireflies are out. "Do you really think you pose a threat? D-D-Do you think?" Aunt Howdy begins to laugh as Gretchen's turn shows the festival of friendship and the Celestia Match she had with Homura for the JWW championship.

Erza then appears. "You two? SHOULD RUN!"

The video ends and the fans cheer. Gretchen and Homura look at one another. The lights are still dark though, but someone appears in the ring behind Gretchen!

May appeared behind Gretchen, and she hits the RKO on Gretchen.

(Glynda): RKO!

(Abnes): OUTTA NOWHERE!

(Sajuna): The Viper struck, after Aunt Howdy with the distraction!

Homura chased after May, but she slid out of the ring. May's theme plays, as the lights were still dark. Homura roared, as she was angry.

Aunt Howdy's laughs echoed all around the arena. Homura shouted, "YOU'LL GET YOURS! ALL OF YOU! YOU! COOKE! ERZA! AND HOWDY!"

Homura groaned, as she got up, helping Gretchen up. She picked up her title, but then…

Steven Cooke jumped in, and he hit the Stunner on Gretchen.

(Sajuna): WHAT THE HELL?

(Glynda): STUNNER!

(Sajuna): WHY THE HELL IS HE BACK? HASN'T HE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY?

Steven slid out of the ring, and Homura was speechless and shocked. Steven Cooke's theme hits, while Homura helps Gretchen up.

(Abnes): Not Homura's Night. Losing the Tag Team Tournament, and getting RKO'd and Stunned.

(Glynda): but will The Witch and Devil outsmart their opponents, in a two week span?

(Sajuna): Erza Scarlet, Steven Cooke, and May will rue the day they cross The Witch and The Devil.

(Glynda): What will happen at Celestia Arena 35 and WrestleMania 40? Homura Akemi has lots to fill… and it may be troublesome.

Homura and Gretchen leave the ring, as we fade to black.