PNa 3: Xatus Xenial Xylophones!
"Uh yeah of course i told them Mr B..." Lopunny looked bored.
"Good, how did it go with those fools?" Mr B asked.
Brief flashback of a bunch of males lusting and simping for Alison as she looked at them frowning.
"Eh as you can tell it was pretty easy to convince them to do what i said." Lopunny shrugs.
"Magnifique work Alison, we need as many players on our side and then take control of the team as we rob them blind of the wish!" Mr B grins.
"Why do you want this wish anyway, i thought we were doing pretty fine with the company of Chugfleur." Alison asked.
"Listen to me hoe, i have my reasons and you are getting paid to join this game and help me right?" Mr B looked angry.
"Well yea that's true-" Alison began saying.
"Then cease this yapping and just go around convincing more idiots to vote with us." Mr B orders.
"Yes Master..." Lopunny sighs as she walks away sadly, Mr B looked serious and then kept looking away as she hopped away.
Alison Torres/Lopunny (Brave Newbies/The Bottom Bitch): "Yeah... i work for Mr B, ever since my teen years i was homeless and alone... didn't have any direction on what to do with my life... then Mr B found me offered me a job and i been working for him ever since... he's always been like this dapper persuasive gentleman on the outside, cruel cold as ice schemer on the inside... he has big plans coming for this team, but he isn't one to reveal his unfinished projects too soon..." She shrugged sitting on the confessional couch.
Flareon looked bored as hell as Sylveon kept yapping about her previous sex work ventures.
"and then i said, honey i know your suit is expensive but at HIP it can be 100% off~" Sylveon winks.
"Damn bro!" Tyson said.
"Hsk hsk hsk hsk hsk!" Silicobra laughs.
"Guaguaguaguaguagua!" Totodile laughs.
Flareon looked bored and groaned.
"Tough crowd huh." Leafeon smiles.
"I uh um yeah-" Flareon frowns.
"Names Jake, i see you arent enjoying your moms little comedy session here..." Jake told her.
"i- well my mom has quite the historic past..." Athena blushes.
"Well yeah who hasn't heard of the best of the best prostitute, the legendary myth of the stockings succubi, the tall tales of the glizzy gobbler!" Jake mused himself
"...uh yeah i get it." Athena deadpans.
"What am saying is, your mom's an icon man, you should be proud of her fame because who wouldn't wanna be famous? I'd know i wanna be." Jake winked at her.
Flareon blushed.
"Well yeah i guess that's true, it is nice to see mother be happy with her fame." Flareon smiles looking at her mom laugh with other cowardly all-stars members.
"I remember the epic tales of HIP back when it was up and running, that commercial from 10 years ago is a classic "If you really fucking horny and ya wanna mount something come to Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes!" man what a catchy jingle!" Jake laughed.
"That jingle is so old, how do you even know that?" Flareon smiled.
"Eh I'm a bit of a historian, i like researching old antiques, fossils, previous wars you name it." Jake shrugs.
"That still doesn't answer my question." Athena smiles
"Psh fine theres a video on TubeYou of the jingle happy?" Leafeon asked.
"Yeah, sure whatever i am satisfied." Athena grins.
"Well your request was my command your highness" Leafeon vowed to her.
"Gosh stop that's so corny..." Athena rolled her eyes.
"I've seen your performances in previous seasons, i think you're used to people treating ya like a queen." Leafeon grins.
"Oh that..." Flareon blushed even harder.
"Not gonna lie, that whole Team Dominator strategy was preeeetty crazy." Leafeon chuckled.
"I- well uh... that was a long time ago, I've changed a lot for the better." Flareon spoke, Gardevoir glanced at her and waved smiling; Athena waved back smiling as well.
"Yeah i know you're a good gal no worries, welp Pumpkindude will probably call me for elimination soon, catch ya on the flip side gurl if i make it ch ch~" Jake winked at her and began leaving.
Flareon smiled watching him leave as she blushed.
"Wait... why am i feeling like this... he's from another team.. he's a boy... he's... HE'S cute!?" Athena looked shocked as she was talking to herself.
Silence...
"FUC-" Athena yelled out in frustration which caused the intro to start
(PNA Intro)
The elimination music for Brave Newbies began playing.
"Where is PumpKingKing?" asked Gabby.
"He told me to host eliminations to speed up the progress i think he's messing around here somewhere..." Dunsparce frowns.
"So you will be telling us who's safe?" Bisharp asked.
"Yep, first of all these are the Save votes" Donna showed the viewer save votes results.
(Save)
Tinkatuff: 3
Breloom, Misdreavus, Leafeon, Mr Rime: 2
Fuecoco, Trapinch, Hypno, Hoothoot, Spheal: 1
"Are you serious..." Mr Rime looked peeved.
"Um congratulations on winning the save votes Ms Ooga Booga?" Donna frowns.
"Tinkatuff want banana." The cavewoman growls
"Noted... but here are the prize votes!" Donna showed the viewer prize votes.
(Prize)
Altaria: 8
Spidops: 3
Lopunny, Bisharp: 2
Leafeon: 1
"Wow! I won the item token! This is stupendous! Hopefully this makes me stay and be able to research the PumpKingKing more!" Gabby looked happy.
"You have a problem." Rhydon growled at her.
"Lastly here is the elimination votes." Donna frowns and shows the viewer elimination votes.
(Elimination)
Clefable, Mr Rime: 3
Rhydon, Lopunny, Spheal: 2
Leafeon, Nidoking, Hypno, Trapinch: 1
"What?! This has to be some sort of miscalculation mistake!" Mr B looks angry.
"This is a big oof." Clefable frowns.
"So everyone is safe other than you 7!" Donna spoke.
"Aren't you gonna throw us the safety prize?" Asked Hoothoot.
"Uh yeah, today its a banana." Donna looked at it oddly.
Tinkatuff did monkey noises and began trying to rush at Donna, Rhydon and Nidoking literally had to put her in a lock to hold her down.
"Um first two safe are Herbert and Alison." Donna said looking a bit shaken up.
"About time." Lopunny rolled her eyes.
"Also safe is Carla, Mr B and Ooga Booga!" Donna gave them bananas.
Tinkatuff broke out of Rhydon and Nidokings hold as she did calm monkey noises and ate her banana.
"Wait... why am i bottom two! I'm your strongest team member!" Rhydon screamed.
Many players avoided eye contact.
"I like butterflies, and rainbows, and unicorns and wizards!" Spheal was happy.
"Ava and Naomi... only one will stay and that is..., pause for dramatic tension... okay jeez..." Dunsparce paused as she read the note PKK left for her.
Rhydon was growling and looking very angry; meanwhile Spheal had a very cute and dumb face.
"Naomi! Come ovi here! Oh my Arceus that was horrible..." Donna cringed.
"I get a yummy banana!? Yay this is so skibbidy!" Spheal rolled over to her banana.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! BRO WHAT DID I DO?!" Rhydon screamed in anger.
"You did literally nothing." Spidops told her, he looked bored.
"I WON MY FIRST CHALLENGE, I DIDN'T LOSE MY SECOND ONE! ARE YOU ALL MAD FOR KEEPING THAT LITERAL BABY OVER ME!" Rhydon screams.
"Nothin personal Ava, but you were kinda rude." Gabby shrugs, Clefable looked worried next to her.
"Yeah! That is like soooo not nice!" Flaura Maine looked angry.
Rhydon left eye twitched a bit, she couldn't believe what she just heard.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!" Rhydon rushed at them but then was instantly teleported to some sort of fast food joint.
She looked around sutprised for a bit until she just gave up and gave a bored look while the song Rock N Roll McDonalds was playing.
"Good thing she's gone, she was scary!" Carla frowns.
"Don't worry Carla, now everyone on our team is nice!" Flaura Maine smiles at Clefable.
Viktor and Mr B side eyed them both.
"Yeah here are your final scores..." Donna frowns.
(Final Scores)
Hypno: Save 1, Out 2, Gone 1
Lopunny: Save 0, Out 2, Gone 2
Clefable: Save 0, Out 3, Gone 3
Mr Rime: Save 2, Out 5, Gone 3
Tinkatuff: Save 3, Out 6, Gone 3
Spheal: Save 1, Out 5, Gone 4
Rhydon: Save 0, Out 6, Gone 6
Mr B/Mr Rime (The Cold Gentleman/Brave Newbies): "It appears i don't have a full control of the entire team just yet... no worries; i shall get Alison to target the boys to side with us while i work on the women of this team." He smirks.
"Yo I'm back from taking a shit." PumpKingKing smiles.
"Finally! Where did you go!" Mike yells.
"The godly PumpKingKing produces waste?! I can't believe this revelation! I must add it to my notes ASAP!" Gabby was writting on her notes.
"It was just a joke bro." Pumpkingking looked at her oddly.
"So why did you leave?" Asked Briana.
"Thanks for reminding me Unnamed Pokemon! It's time for our next challenge!" Pumpkingking announces.
"Dude we haven't had any time for a break and talk Among-" Ribombee was saying.
"Don't say Us." Pumpkingking looked angry af.
"-...eachother." Ribombee frowns.
"Well you all want this season to end fast right?" Asked Pumpkingking.
Every single player was pretty much nodding other than Spheal and Tinkatuff.
"Then we gotta move on with the next challenge which will be hosted by guest host Ananya Bhatia!" Pumpkingking announced as he snaps his fingers.
"Namaste, greetings everyone it's so nice to see so many familiar and new faces!" Xatu looked calm.
"Literally no one from the season you competed on is here." Athena rolled her eyes.
"Yar! That's where you be wrong lass! Totodile and i got to see this Xatu breakdance after she won Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip! You should've seen her go yar har har!" Dhelmise went to say hi.
"Guaguaguagua!" Totodile smiles waving at Xatu.
"Greetings Francesca, I'm glad you have found inner peace with your voice." Xatu smiles as Totodile looked happy and vows.
Flareon now felt a bit awkward.
"You look awfully calm for someone that's just been brought to an endless white void." Mike eyed her suspiciously.
"I could say that my routinely meditation has calmed my nerves so much, I've reached an ethereal state of always being in zen; however truth is Pumpkingking teleported me somewhere far away a few minutes ago and explained what i had to do." Xatu winked at the players.
"What, why you giving her so much special treatment you didn't do that with the other guest hosts?" Tsareena asked him.
"Is a little pumpkin in loveeeee?" Briana asked.
"If you say that again, i will shift all the bones in your body at their opposite angle so you die a slow and horrific death." Pumpkingking said with a smile.
Dedenne did a sad face.
"So why did you explain to her before bringing the bird here?" Asked Ampharos.
"Xatu is way more conscious than the last two, Wyrdeer is an old fart and Gogoat is just a fucking joke, not everything has to be serious." Pumpkingking frowned looking at the fourth wall.
"PumpKingKing here gave me time to plan a challenge activity for you all to enjoy!" Xatu smiles.
"What? We gonna do sssssome yoga?" Silicobra smirks, Tyson did a Seth Rogen laugh.
"The challenge I've crated is simple, a true battle of the bands, you will use Xylophones to express your deepest feelings through music, you can choose five players from each team to play their best songs! You have 33 minutes to practice and then show off your songs, which all three of us hosts will judge... now good luck and may mother earth guide you all into the path of victory." Xatu explained very calmly.
"Why do these Xylophones look as photorealistic as Mikes ugly hat?" Flareon asked.
"DO NOT DISS THE HAT!" Mike yells out.
"Cuz we can't be bothered to draw Xylophones, now just practice playing music or whatever!" Pumpkingking ordered them.
(Brave Newbies)
"Um what songs do we play?" Rodrick asked.
"No clue." Spidops shrugs.
"First let's decide which one of us has experience with the Xylophones?" Asked Viktor.
Silence.
"Me play flute!" Tinkatuff yells.
"Would've been helpful if this was a flute challenge cavegirl!" Viktor yells.
Tinkatuff then punched him with her big hand.
"OW! THE BITCH JUST HIT ME!" Viktor screams.
"I think you provoked her." Nidoking frowns.
"Why i outta!" Viktor glares.
"Calm down partners, we need to figure out some jams!" Breloom frowns.
"Amanda is right, hey girl can you play the Xylophone?" Flaura Maine asked.
"I play guitar, banjo and harmonica; not Xylophones." Amanda deadpanned.
"We need to play some music!" Carla frowns.
"How's dis!" Naomi smiles as she began to play happy birthday tune in the Xylophone.
"How wa dat?!" Spheal did a cute face.
Silence.
"Hey do you guys hear that?" Buoh asked.
They glanced to their side and abit further away the enemy team was playinh their Xylophones, we focus on Sam who was playing Rush E on the Xylophone.
"Ugh we're screwed..." Frank facepalmed.
(Cowardly All-Stars)
We see Sylvester awkwardly hit notes in the Xylophone using his tail to play megalovania.
"Uhhhh how the hell am i supposed to grab this shit?" Julian asked.
"I guess you can't participate this challenge." Lindsay told him.
"UGH! This is bullshit! Whatever..." Julian sat down.
"Julian! Watch your language! It's not nice to curse infront of others!" Aurora looker at him disappointed.
"SHUT YO DUM DUM TAR PIT DUM BIG FEET SKINNY NECK QUADRUPLELY FIGHTING WEAK-" Julian screamed at her.
Rowlet was playing the gravity falls theme on the Xylophone.
"Wow Mike, you're pretty good at using this thing! i haven't figured out what song to play." Vomvee told him.
"Yea, parents made me take Xylophone classes back in high school, along with every other musical instrument..." Mike told her.
"Sounds cool." Vomvee smiles.
"Eh sounds cool but never had the time for myself; I know how to perfectly play a didgeridoo Vomvee, when is that ever gonna be useful?!" Mike looked a bit angry.
"Yeah i get that your parents forcing you to do work you weren't interested on can be sucky but hey you must've thought learning to play the Xylophone back then was pointless right?" Vomvee asked him.
"Yeah?" Mike looked at her oddly.
"And is it useless now?" Ribombee grins.
"I guess not, if it helps me win the challenge and get closer to the wish then whatever..." Mike kept playing the Xylophone.
"Keep up the good work, I'll look around for others to join our secret alliance." Vomvee winked as she flew away.
"Take care Vomvee." The Rowlet kept playing the Xylophone looking bored.
"Getting a bit friendly with the owl huh?" Lindsay asked.
"Girl what are you talking about, you know i just need to form a bond to create a stronger alliance." Ribombee looked angry as she was blushing.
Lindsay rolled her eyes.
"Now who should we ask to join our alliance?" Vomvee asked.
"Alliance you say! Yar! What kind of dastardly things are ye lass trying to do on ma turf!" Dhelmise glares.
"Grace, we uhh didn't see ya there..." Vomvee looked worried and Lindsay bored.
"Just when i thought we could all play the game with no hooks attached, ye barnacle heads are trying to disturb the peace of the team!" Grace looked angry.
"We are just looking to form a small group to be more safe." Lindsay shrugs.
"Yea right i don't believe a single word you vixens are trying to deceive me with, last time your alliance controlled the game and you all lied to me saying we wouldn't do anything bad! Well i won't fall for ye ruse again! Get ready for an anchor style ass whooping ey!" Dhelmise was shouting.
"Look please be quiet about this... back then we were young and very inmature, it was like 30 years ago or something.. Grace we've changed." Vomvee looked worried.
Grace was still glaring.
"You don't have to join our alliance but at least give us a chance to show we turned over a new leaf." Tsareena told her.
"You're lucky I'm bound to my moral code of peace and amnesty or else i would've exposed ye anchovies to walk le plank! I'll let this slide but I'll keep me eye on you!" Grace stared them down as she left.
Ribombee gave a breath of relief.
"This could be a problem." Tsareena told her.
"Ya think?" Ribombee glares.
(Brave Newbies)
Gabby Roxy was playing the endgame theme on the Xylophone.
"How was that?" Gabby smiles.
"It's fine... but we need something bigger!" Bisharp told her.
"Hows this?" Buoh began playing the pokemon theme song on the Xylophone.
"I mean it's not awful, we will think about it." Mr B told them.
Fuecoco was playing Crazy Frog on thr Xylophone.
"UGH! TINKATUFF NO LIKE NOISE! TINKATUFF WANNA CRUSH NOISE!" Ooga Booga took her hammer and smashed a bunch of Xylophones.
"SOMEBODY STOP HER!" Hypno yells.
It took Nidoking pinning her down, Amanda wrapping her arms around her and Hypno and Mr B using their psychic powers to be able to hold down the angry cavewoman.
"This Neanderthal is a menace to our team! We need to agree to eliminate her next time we are up for elimination!" Mr B looked annoyed at her.
"I mean sure i guess..." Hypno told him.
"I want her outta ma ranch as soon as possible as well..." Amanda looked bored.
"If that's what the team wants..." Nidoking frowns.
"We should also keep an eye out on Naomi, she is too young for this competition and will hold our team back." Mr B told them.
"Not sure why they even let a kid join this game..." Sparkles paralyzed Ooga Booga which caused her to do screaming monkey noises.
Mr B/Mr Rime (The Cold Gentleman/Brave Newbies): "I am no fool, i bet Sparkles and Herbert voted for me last elimination.. but them knowing i know won't help me, I'll keep this information with me and when they least expect it, those two are going down." He grins.
(Cowardly All-Stars)
Mike was boredly playing the pink panther theme on his Xylophone.
"I think our team has this challenge in the back ey." Lucario smiles.
"Don't ya mean the outback." Steve grins.
"Bro what the fuck..." Lucahjin looked confused at the Glaceon.
"The time is about to end so let's pick the best songs we have and go all out." Athena spoke.
Sylvee Genos/Sylveon (The Popular One/Cowardly All-Stars): "Ah yes, my daughter is a perfect leader i am so proud of her." She giggled.
"Alright it's time for the judging part of the challenge! I want each player to be unique so there will be no encores for Xylophone players." Ananya smiles.
"Since Brave Newbies lost last time, they go second as an advantage so Cowardly All-Stars you go first!" Pumpkingking told them.
Steve went and began playing the song let it go from frozen on his Xylophone, the Glaceon smiled as he played the notes well enough.
"It sounded pretty nice." Donna speaks
"A song true to your memey self, i admire your musical pick for this round." Xatu nods.
"Yea i liked it enough i guess." Pumpkingking smiles.
"Aren't you gonna show the score?" Asked Roserade.
"Not until the challenge is over, anywho next!" Pumpkingking called out.
Jake began playing the mario theme on the Xylophone, the Leafeon was doin okay.
"It was very Xylophony." Donna spoke.
"A true musical cacophony, I'm impressed." Xatu told him.
"I guess i liked it enough yea." Pumpkingking smiles.
Totodile went next, she began playing the Harry Potter theme on the Xylophone, Francesca was landing every note perfectly.
"Wow that was indeed a song." Donna looked impressed.
"A true mysterious tune, you have untapped potential little one." Xatu smiles.
"Enough liked yea i guess i." Pumpkingking smiles
"They're eating us alive out there!" Bisharp yells.
"What do we do?" Carla asked.
"Don't worry, i got this." Frank spoke, he went to the Xylophone and began playing The Imperial March on Xylophone, Spidops did the notes very well.
"Very spooky." Donna frowns.
"A vast combinations of chimes and smiles." Xatu told
"Stardenburdenhardenbut-" Pumpkingking gained a german accent, the other hosts stared at him oddly.
"Great work Frank, that should've given us a lot of points." Bisharp grins.
"Lets see thise losers try to beat us now!" Trevor laughs.
Sylveon smiled as she walked towards the Xylophone and began playing Married Life from Up in the Xylophone, Sylvee was playing every single note perfectly.
"Wow that was very sad..." Donna cried.
"Such raw emotions in such soothing notes, i can tell it came from somewhere within your heart and it has a deep meaning to it." Xatu spoke.
"C R 7." Pumpkingking spoke.
"Fuck, we need to step up our game!" Sparkles yells out.
"I'm in a bit of a wrap here!" Amanda was holding down Ooga Booga.
"Yeah we can't play our songs like this..." Rodrick frowns, he was also holdinh down the cavewoman.
"One of you just play a song before we get disqualified!" Mr B yells as he kept using his psychic powers with Hypno.
Koko began playing the Mii Channel theme on the Xylophone, the Fuecoco was having fun.
"I uh um..." Donna looked confused.
"An adorable attempt small one, i shall pray for you to gain more brain cells in the future." Xatu spoke.
"It was ass." Pumpkingking spoke.
"Go get em Mike!" Vomvee smiles.
Mike grins and begins playing Viva la Vida by Coldplay on the Xylophone, The Rowlet played every single note perfectly.
Brave Newbies just stared in horror.
"That was awesome!" Donna cheers.
"I can only pray to the almighty Lord Helix i get to see such a wondeful performance again in the future, you did great Michael." Xatu smiles.
"Reminds me of minecraft." PKK said.
"Damn it! Someone just go now!" Viktor orders.
"Why don't you go?" Asked Sparkles.
"Have you SEEN my hands!" Viktor glares.
"No excuse! Get out there and play that Xylophone now!" Sparkles snarls.
"No need to fight everyone, I'll just go..." Carla went and played Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Xylophone, the nervous Clefable played okay.
"Wow." Donna frowns.
"Your aura was telling me of your extreme nervousness and anxiety, I'm sorry this challenge made you feel uncomfortable it was meant to be xenial." Xatu frowns.
"What does xenial even mean?" Briana asked.
"You're a fucking moron." Rowlet glares at Dedenne who cried.
"Final song little ones, so time to show off your ultimate song!" Pumpkingking smiles.
"Who has a song they can play?!" Viktor asked.
Ooga Booga was being restrainted by Nidoking, Breloom, Hypno and Mr B.
Leafeon, Spidops, Fuecoco and Clefable already went.
Lopunny was napping on the floor, Hoothoot looked nervous and Trapinch looked forward.
Altaria was taking notes examining Pumpkingking.
"Um, i don't have hands!" Flaura Maine smiles.
"This is outrageous!" Viktor yells.
"Um excuse me i can go mister!" Naomi smiles.
"Hell no!" Viktor yells.
"Are you gonna go?" Sparkles asked.
"No, are YOU?!" Viktor asked.
Sparkles stayed silent for a second and then said no looking away.
"Fine Naomi, you can go.. but only cause we don't have anyone else." Viktor grunted.
"Yay! This is gonna be so sigma fanum tax OwO!" Naomi smiles.
Viktor and Sparkles cringed.
"Alright Cowardly All-Stars who's your final player?" Asked Pumpkingking.
Sam went to the Xylophone and began playing Fur Elise bh Beethoven; He played every note perfectly as the Gardevoir closed his eyes to focus on the tunes and played each tone with true passion and love.
Everyone stared amazed as he played the Xylophone.
"Wow! That was the best!" Donna cheers.
"Bravo! Bravo! Encore! You did amazing my purple aura friend, I'm glad you decided to use all your passion on this song! My respects and I'll pray for your luck in this game on the future hopefully from one winner to another." Xatu vows.
"Reminds me of my past, now Brave Newbies do your final song." Pumpkingking smiles.
Spheal rolled toward the Xylophone... and began playing the baby shark music, everyone just stared in disbelief as Naomi was going all out.
"Wow uh you tried..." Donna frowns.
"I loved your passion but i shall pray Vishnu to that i shall never hear such composition ever again." Ananya closed her eyes.
"Naomi you fucking sucked lol, Thanks for joining us today Ananya, goodbye." Pumpkingking smiles.
"Pleasure was all mine, farewell everyone alavida." Xatu vows as she's teleported away from white void.
"Here is the final score." Pumpkingking snaps his fingers.
Cowardly All-Stars: 103
Brave Newbies: 76
"So yea Brave Newbies, it seems you lost for a second time in a row." Pumpkingking smiles.
"Ugh no! This isn't how my game was supposed to go!" Viktor yells.
"And how was it supposed to go hmm!" Sparkles glares.
"Guys help help! I think she's breaking lose!" Rodrick yells as Ooga Booga broke from her entanglement and began going on a rampage attacking and screaming doing cavewoman noises as everyone else screamed in terror.
"Viewers vote using the poll on the commets to save, prize and eliminate members of Brave Newbies! Whoever has the worst score is gone! Ah! She's coming back!" Pumpkingking dipped.
(Final scene)
Sparkles looked upset as she was sitting down sweating.
"There you are, it took a while to calm down Ooga Booga i think she ripped off a piece of Mr Bs mustache heheh..." Herbert chuckled.
He then noticed how sad Sparkles looked.
"...Hey hey what's wrong Sparkles are you okay?" Hypno looked worried, Ampharos looked sadly at him.