"For the last fucking time it was accident!" yelled Naruto as Sakura kicked the shit out of him. The only she hadn't injured at this point was his balls and Naruto honestly felt like if he wasn't currently crossing his legs those would've been broken in mere minutes.
Sakura raised her leg and was clearly going for the head. Naruto, in panic, began to move around, raising his hands up looking away. Sakura took advantage of the opportunity in front of her and without hesitating or holding back and slammed her kick down onto Naruto's last chance of having a family. Naruto bit his lip until it drew blood. "Okay, that's it!" Naruto did some hand sign bullshit (Go read the manga) and shouted, "Sexy reverse harem jutsu!" Naruto turned into a group of hot guys. Sakura's nose bled. Naruto then made it bleed even more with the punch he gave her. He then turned his husbandos into shadow clones and the fight was basically over after that. "And stay the fuck away from Sasuke. He doesn't need anymore reminders of his past, yeah?"
"Why are you so obsessed with Sasuke anyway? Oh wait, it's because you're an orphan so now you develop an unhealthy obsession with anyone who gives a shit about you? I would say fatherless behavior but we all know you don't have a mom either."
"Why you-."
"Enough," said Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" Sakura squealed.
"You make me sick! I have no parents either!? What do you think of me then, huh?"
"Oh, um…"
"I regret helping you. Naruto, come on. Annoying trash like her isn't worth spending time on. We'll go to that ramen place you're so obsessed with and eat until you throw up." Naruto followed Sasuke without another word to come out of his mouth, but he did raise his middle finger to Sakura as they walked away.