Some time goes by and apparently someone finds the boss room or something. All I know is Sperm messaged me after at least a month of no contact on my part saying I had to at least work with the guild on the upcoming boss raid. So here I am at some amphitheater with a bunch of other players waiting on the guy who called it.
"For those of you who don't know who I am my name is Bloxx, the son of the top GGO player LLENN." This guy with brown hair and blue eyes who was about 6ft tall. He had equipment that was better than starter equipment but as it was the first floor he was caped like every one else. "Now I have good news. We found the boss room!"
"Really?" Says one person.
"Well where is it?" Says another.
"Why haven't we cleared it yet?" Says a third.
"Well, that's why I brought you all here, that way we can finally clear it. Now, thankfully the original bata testers left us a players guide on how to beat it."
"I think I remember dad telling me he wrote the guide as a joke." I Interjected.
"Nonsense. It was put together by all of the beta testers. Now let's see here. So, as you enter the Boss Room, he's going to throw wave after wave of disposable minions at you and you must answer in kind."
"What?" One person asks.
"Send the weaker players first. Good rule of thumb: If a player asks you for gold 2 seconds after meeting you, front lines. If they hijack conversations to rant about their political views, front lines. If they ask female players for pics of their boobs, front lines."
"Thats retarded!" Says one player. "What the fuck?" Says another. "That's discrimination, how can that be allowed?" Says a third.
"Hey I didn't write this, Now, it goes on to say when Illfang's health goes into the red, he's going to switch from his axe and buckler to something called a "Talwar". At that point we should initiate a strategy called "The Final Solution" and- Da fuck? Ok maybe Lucifer over there is right about this being a joke. I guess we will have to come up with something ourselves."
"Like what?" Sperm asked.
"Well I am open to suggestions."
"Maybe Lucifer could take point and the rest of use could group up and hit it until it dies!" A random person says.
"Why do I have to take point?" I ask.
"Because you can dual wield duh." The random replies.
"I like the idea of Lucifer taking point, but maybe let's not have her do all the work." Bloxx says.
"I don't see why not, if she's going to clearly cheat, then she might as well do most of the heavy lifting in boss fights." Another person says.
"Hey, it's not like I even want to be here, my parents are missing in some experimental VR server and I have to do this shit just to build up a strong enough character to figure out what happened to their avatars."
"Oh boo hoo."
"I don't need your sympathy. I need you to shut up so we can get on with this."
"Lucifer is right. We will figure out the rest of the plan on the way. However, infighting is not going to solve our problems." Bloxx says.