The Village Of The Irish Smurfs
Part 4
/Papa (Narrating)\:
Previously, it started out very scary when a group of strangers trapped us while smurfing away, but it smurfs out, that the strangers were actually, the Irish Smurfs! They lead us to their village and get to meet the elder leaders. And after a very tiring journey and quest, us original Smurfs and the Engines got settled in and get to smurf around the Irish Smurfs' village. Now on with the story.
As we got settled in, things went very smurfily well. While I was having tea and cookies with Cornelius and Cornelia, my little Smurfs and the Engines smurf about in the village. And we're also smurfing forward on smurfing the performance that the Irish Smurfs are gonna smurf to us, and by smurf, we can't wait to see what it is.
"/Sound of hustling and bustling in the Irish Smurfs' village\"
/Thomas\: "Funnels and fenders, this village is out of this "smurfy" world."
/Dreamy\: "It smurftainly is, and thank smurfness the Irish Smurfs are just like us original Smurfs: friendly, kind, very sociable, and also hard working."
/Thomas\: "Indeed to that."
/Dreamy\: "But, I hope there's an Irish Smurf that is just like me."
/Thomas\: "Well, we'll shall see if there is."
/Dreamy\: "Yeah."
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Thomas\: "Hmm?"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Thomas\: "/GASP\ Dreamy, look!"
/Dreamy\: "Huh?"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Dreamy\: "/GASP\ Is that Irish Smurf smurfing what we think he's really smurfing?!"
/Thomas\: "Indeed he is, let's go puff hello!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing then coming to a stop\"
/Dreamy\: "Hi."
/Thomas\: "Hello."
/An Irish Smurf\: "Oh, salutations."
/Dreamy\: "Were you day-smurfing?"
/The Irish Smurf\: "Aye, I am."
/Thomas\: "About what?"
/The Irish Smurf\: "Oh, so many smurfy things that is too much to smurf."
/Dreamy\: "And did they really smurf true?"
/The Irish Smurf\: "Well, some of them."
/Dreamy\: "Well, I know just how you smurf, I'm just like you!"
/The Irish Smurf\: "Really, you're a day-smurfer?!"
/Dreamy\: "I sure am!"
/Thomas\: "And so do I!"
/The Irish Smurf\: "Oh wow!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/The Irish Smurf\: "My name's Alan, and you two?"
/Thomas\: "I'm Thomas."
/Dreamy\: "And I'm Dreamy, Thomas' partner."
/Alan\: "Ah Dreamy, I see why you're named like that."
/Dreamy\: "Heh-heh, obviously."
/Alan\: "Do you ever smurfed of smurfing on a journey?"
/Dreamy\: "Indeed, and that smurf true."
/Alan\: "Do you ever smurfed of smurfing to the sky?"
/Dreamy\: "Well, a couple times."
/Alan\: "Do you ever smurfed of smurfing out to sea?"
/Dreamy\: "Ohh lots of times!"
/Thomas\: "And you should know, Dreamy is the captain of his own ship."
/Alan\: "Well what a coincidence, I'm too a captain of my own ship!"
/Dreamy\: "Think we can smurf it?!"
/Alan\: "Yes, come with me!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Alan\: "By the way, what's the name of your ship?"
/Dreamy\: "The S. S. Smurf II, and yours?"
/Alan\: "The I. I. Shamrock II."
/Thomas\: "Ooh, another coincidence."
/Alan\: "Want to smurf about my first time smurfing out to sea?"
/Dreamy\: "Yeah."
/Thomas\: "Of course."
/Alan\: "/Telling his story\"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
"/Sound of Toby chuffing\"
/Greedy\: "This village is so very smurfy."
/Farmer\: "Yep, much like ours."
/Toby\: "And it sure is really lovely as well."
/Farmer\: "Yep."
/Greedy\: "Smurfily lovely."
"/Sound of Toby chuffing\"
/Greedy\: "Huh? /Sniffing\ Ooh, something smurfs smurfy."
/Farmer\: "Oh?"
/Toby\: "But where from?"
/Greedy\: "Hmm. /SNIFF\ Ah, over there."
/Toby\: "Alright."
"/Sound of Toby chuffing\"
/Greedy\: "/Sniffing\ Oh, stop Toby."
/Toby\: "/Brakes screeching\"
/Greedy\: "Look at those bushes."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Farmer\: "Oh, what are those green things?"
/Another Irish Smurf\: "They're smurfberries."
"/Moment of silence\" (Meaning the another Irish Smurf walking up to the three)
/Greedy\: "Really, green smurfberries?!"
/The another Irish Smurf\: "Yes."
/Farmer & Toby\: "Wow!"
/The another Irish Smurf\: "Why don't you have a smurf?"
/Greedy\: "Ok."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Greedy\: "Umph. /Chewing\ Whoa, they're really sour!"
/Farmer\: "Umph. /Chewing\ "Whoa smurf, they are!"
/The another Irish Smurf\: "Indeed, green smurfberries are really the sourest ones ever."
/Toby\: "Well I'll be."
"/Moment of silence\"
/The another Irish Smurf\: "I'm Clem, and I'm the villages' farmer."
/Farmer\: "Wow, I'm a farmer too!"
/Clem\: "Whoa, and your name?"
/Farmer\: "Heh-heh, Farmer."
/Clem\: "Ha-ha-ha, and I see why you're named like that. And you?"
/Greedy\: "I'm Greedy."
/Clem\: "/Sternly\ Ohh, a selfish lad, so not smurfy."
/Greedy\: "Well, I'm not that greedy, I can share too."
/Clem\: "/Disbelievingly\ Right."
/Greedy\: "Here, try our smurfberries."
/Clem\: "/Happily\ Ah, how nice of you. Oh, but they're red."
/Farmer\: "And just wait until you smurf these."
/Clem\: "Ok, down the hatch. Umph. /Chewing\ Ooh, they're sweet!"
/Farmer\: "Indeed to that."
/Greedy\: "Now we're even."
/Clem\: "Hmm, judging by that hat you're smurfing, are you a chef?"
/Greedy\: "I sure am."
/Clem\: "Well, you should smurf my friends Ginger and Sage, they're our village chefs too."
/Greedy\: "Oh wow, where's their kitchen?"
/Clem\: "Fifth house to your left."
/Greedy\: "Thanks."
/Farmer\: "And smurfy smurfing you."
/Clem\: "Likewise. Oh, I didn't smurf his name."
/Toby\: "Oh, I'm Toby."
/Farmer\: "And he's my partner."
/Clem\: "Oh wow. Well, smurf you three later."
/Greedy, Farmer, & Toby\: "Later."
"/Sound of Toby chuffing\"
/A minute later\
"/Sound of Toby chuffing then stopping\"
/Greedy\: "Ah, here's Ginger's and Sage's kitchen. /Sniffing\ Mmm, and they're smurfing something yummy."
/Farmer\: "Yep, let's smurf."
"/Moment of silence\" (And meaning as they open the door…)
/Ginger\: "/Panickily\ Oh smurf, oh smurf, oh smurf!"
/Greedy & Farmer\: "Huh?"
/Toby\: "Hmm?"
/Ginger\: "Ohh, lunch will be smurfing in a half hour! I hope he finds them!"
/Toby\: "Oh dear, looks like trouble."
/Farmer\: "Indeed."
/Greedy\: "Oh smurf."
/Ginger\: "/Moaning worryingly\"
/Sage\: "/Panting\"
/Ginger\: "Well, did you smurf them?"
/Sage\: "/Unhappily\ So sorry dear sister, it seems that we're out of them!"
/Ginger\: "/Unhappily\ Oh no, then our feast is ruined!"
/Sage\: "And I guess we have to cancel it and wait until dinner!"
/Ginger\: "/Moaning in depression\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Greedy\: "Umm, hi."
/Ginger & Sage\: "Oh!"
/Farmer\: "Pardon us, what seems to be the problem?"
/Sage\: "/Unhappily\ Oh, we don't have the two ingredients for our Irish vegetarian stew!"
/Ginger\: "/Unhappily\ Indeed not!"
/Greedy & Farmer\: "Which are?"
/Ginger\: "Pepper!"
/Sage\: "And paprika!"
/Greedy & Farmer\: "Oh."
/Farmer\: "/Happily\ Well not to worry."
/Greedy\: "/Happily\ We got this."
/Ginger & Sage\: "Hmm?"
/Greedy\: "Quick Toby."
/Farmer\: "Smurf the twins."
/Toby\: "Be back in flash."
"/Sound of Toby chuffing fast\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/A few minutes later\
/Ginger & Sage\: "/Moaning worryingly\"
/Christopher\: "Hello."
/Marco\: "What seems to be the trouble?"
/Ginger & Sage\: "/Unhappily\ We're out of pepper and paprika!"
/Marco\: "/Happily\ Well not to worry."
/Christopher\: "/Happily\ It just so happens that me and my brother have those ingredients."
/Ginger & Sage\: "/Happily\ Really?!"
/Christopher\: "Yes, we're spice traders."
/Marco\: "And we always smurf our spices in case of an emergency."
/Christopher & Marco\: "High smurf, HA-HA-HA-HA!"
/Ginger\: "Oh, thank you!"
/Sage\: "Our friends Marlin and Mason are spice traders too, but they won't be back until in a few months."
/Christopher\: "Well we'll smurf you a jar full of each."
/Marco\: "And that will last for a few months as well."
/Ginger & Sage\: "Again, thank you."
/Greedy\: "And it just so happens that I'm a chef as well, and with my help, we'll smurf your lunch in no time."
/Sage\: "Oh, smurfy."
/Ginger\: "Now let's smurf the job done."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Toby\: "Hah, all things end "smurfily", hmm-hmm."
"/Sound of the girl Engines chuffing\"
/Smurfette\: "Ooh, there are so many Smurfettes that I lost count!"
/An Irish Fesmurf\: "Actually we're smurfed "Fesmurfs"."
/Smurfette\: "Fesmurfs?!"
/Emily\: "Whoa, who knew!"
/Molly\: "But I hope they're not creations like you, Smurfette."
/Nia\: "Oh, that would be, well… an unbelievably coincidence."
/Rebecca\: "Indeed to that."
"/Sound of the girl Engines chuffing\"
/Smurfette\: "/GASP\ Stop!"
/Emily, Molly, & Nia\: "Oh! /Brakes screeching\"
/Rebecca\: "/Humming\"
"/Sound of the Rebecca chuffing\"
/Rebecca\: "/GASP\ /Brakes screeching\ Whooo-oooooa!"
"/BANG!\"
/Nia\: "OOF!"
/Molly\: "UUF!"
/Emily\: "OOFAH!"
/Smurfette\: "Whoa!"
/Emily, Molly, Nia, & Smurfette\: "/Crossly/Furiously\ Rebecca!"
/Rebecca\: "/Sincerely\ Sorry, clumsy me."
/Emily, Molly, Nia, & Smurfette\: "/SIGH\"
/Emily\: "What is it, Smurfette?"
/Smurfette\: "Ooh, it's those two Smurfettes, I mean Fesmurfs!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Molly\: "Yes, and?"
/Smurfette\: "It's the dresses they're smurfing."
/Nia\: "Oh yes, they look so "smurfy"."
/Rebecca\: "And very appareling."
/Emily\: "And I can guess you want to go over there, right?"
/Smurfette\: "You smurf my mind."
/Emily\: "Then we shall."
"/Sound of the girl Engines chuffing then coming to a stop\"
/Smurfette\: "Hi."
/The girl Engines\: "Hello."
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "Oh, hello there."
/The second Irish Fesmurf\: "Greetings."
/Smurfette\: "Oh, I just love your dresses."
/The second Irish Fesmurf\: "Why thank you."
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "Our friends smurf them."
/Smurfette\: "Oh, are they tailors?"
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "You smurf that right, lass."
/Smurfette\: "We have a tailor too."
/The second Irish Fesmurf\: "Do you now."
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "But, that dress you're smurfing, it's so, how should I smurf, nothing out of the smurfiness."
/Emily & Molly\: "/Agreeingly\ Tell us about it."
/Nia & Rebecca\: "/Sadly\ Ohh."
/Smurfette\: "/Unhappily\ /SIGH\"
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "But smurf up, our friends will smurf something smurfy for you."
/Smurfette\: "/Happily\ Ooh."
/The girl Engines\: "How lovely."
/The second Irish Fesmurf\: "Then follow us."
"/Sound of the girl Engines chuffing\"
/The first Irish Fesmurf\: "By the way, I'm Jane."
/The second Irish Fesmurf\: "And I'm Jean."
/Jane & Jean\: "And we're sisters."
/Smurfette\: "I'm Smurfette, and these are my girlfriends, Emily…"
/Emily\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Smurfette\: "Molly…"
/Molly\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Smurfette\: "Nia…"
/Nia\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Smurfette\: "And Rebecca."
/Rebecca\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Jane\: "Ah, what smurfy friends you got there."
/Jean\: "And very unique."
/Smurfette\: "Thank you."
/The girl Engines\: "And us as well."
"/Sound of the girl Engines chuffing\"
"/Moment of silence\"
"/KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!\"
/The two Fesmurf sisters\: "Come in."
"/Sound of the door opening\"
/The first Fesmurf sister\: "Oh, Jane."
/The second Fesmurf sister\: "Jean."
/Jane\: "Hello, you two."
/Jean\: "We have a lass for you both to smurf out your dresses."
/Smurfette\: "Hi."
/The second Fesmurf sister\: "Well hello."
/The first Fesmurf sister\: "What's your name, lass?"
/Smurfette\: "I'm Smurfette."
/The first Fesmurf sister\: "Really?"
/The second Fesmurf sister\: "That doesn't look like a real name."
/Jane & Jean\: "/Agreeingly\ We smurf so too."
/Smurfette\: "Well, that's what everysmurf call me at my home village."
/The first Fesmurf sister\: "Oh."
/The second Fesmurf sister\: "Well if you smurf so."
/The first Fesmurf sister\: "By the way, I'm Jules."
/The second Fesmurf sister\: "And I'm June."
/Smurfette\: "Smurfy to meet ya."
/June\: "Oh, what are those strange creatures?"
/Smurfette\: "They're not creatures, they're contraptions, and my girlfriends."
/Jules\: "Wow, they're unique."
/Smurfette\: "They sure are."
/Emily\: "Hello Jules and June, I'm Emily."
/Molly\: "I'm Molly."
/Nia\: "I'm Nia."
/Rebecca\: "And I'm Rebecca."
/Jules\: "A pleasure, lasses."
/June\: "Emily, Rebecca, are your accents Irish too?"
/Emily\: "Close, it's actually Scottish."
/Rebecca\: "And mine's English."
/Jules & June\: "Ohh."
/Smurfette\: "Anyway, Jane and Jean smurfed that you have some dresses for me to smurf out."
/June\: "Indeed we do."
/Jules\: "Just in the smurf of time too. Our friend Chloe usually smurfs out our dresses."
/June\: "But she's ill now."
/Jules\: "Yes, poor lass."
/Smurfette\: "Well she will smurf better soon before you smurf it."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Smurfette\: "Now come on, smurf me some dresses to smurf out!"
/Jules & June\: "Indeed!"
/The girl Engines\: "/Giggling\"
"/Moment of silence\"
"/Sound of the Enginelings chuffing\"
/The Irish Smurflings\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
/Nat\: "Hey, there they are!"
/Snappy\: "Smurf-a-roo!"
/Slouchy\: "Alright!"
/Sassette\: "Let's go!"
/The Enginelings\: "Yes!"
"/Sound of the Enginelings chuffing then coming to a stop\"
/The original Smurflings\: "Hi!"
/The Enginelings\: "Hello!"
/The Irish Smurflings\: "Oh, hello!"
/Irish boy Smurfling #1\: "Who are you all?"
/Nat\: "I'm Nat, short for Natural."
/Slouchy\: "I'm Slouchy."
/Snappy\: "I'm Snappy."
/Sassette\: "And I'm Sassette."
/Irish girl Smurfling #1\: "Umm, why are you four named like that?"
/Nat\: "I'm a nature lover."
/Slouchy\: "I always slouch."
/Snappy\: "I snap a lot."
/Sassette\: "And I'm such a sassafras."
/The Irish Smurflings\: "Ohh."
/Irish girl Smurfling #2\: "And who are your contraption friends?"
/Sassette\: "That's my partner Rosie."
/Rosie\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Snappy\: "Those are my partners Billy and Charlie, and they're brothers."
/Billy\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Charlie\: "/PEEP! PEEP!\"
/Slouchy\: "And that's my partner Flora."
/Flora\: "/DING-DING-DING! DING-DING-DING!\"
/Nat\: "My partner is Henry, but he's big and he's with his other partner Tracker."
/The Irish Smurflings\: "Wow."
/Sassette\: "So, there's only six of you?"
/The Irish Smurflings\: "Yes."
/Irish boy Smurfling #1\: "I'm Keegan."
/Irish boy Smurfling #2\: "I'm Kellen."
/Irish boy Smurfling #3\: "I'm Killian."
/Irish girl Smurfling #1\: "I'm Keeva."
/Irish girl Smurfling #2\: "I'm Kendra."
/Irish girl Smurfling #3\: "And I'm Kiera."
/Slouchy\: "Smurfy to meet you all."
/Keegan\: "So there's only four of you?"
/Snappy\: "Sadly, yeah."
/Keeva\: "Oh, what a pity."
/Kellen\: "Oh well, now come."
/Kendra\: "Let's go play at our club house."
/The original Smurflings\: "Smurf-a-roo!"
/The Enginelings\: "Smashing!"
/The original Smurflings and the Irish Smurflings\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
"/Sound of the Enginelings chuffing\"
"/Sound of James chuffing\"
/James\: "Hmm, mmm, mmm."
/Grouchy\: "What are ya smurfing, James?"
/James\: "I'm looking for a crowd of some Irish Smurfs."
/Vanity\: "What for?"
/James\: "To get them to admire my really splendid self."
/Vanity\: "Ha-ha, I knew it."
/Grouchy\: "I doubt that they'll admire your smurfiness."
/James\: "Pah, the other Smurfs from your village like to admire me, so I bet the Irish ones will puff the same."
/Grouchy\: "/SIGH\ So be it, James."
/Vanity\: "And in the meantime, I'll smurf on admiring myself. /SMOOCH-SMOOCH-SMOOCH\"
/Grouchy\: "/MOAN\"
"/Sound of James chuffing\"
/James\: "Hmm?"
"/Sound of James chuffing\"
/James\: "Ah now there's a big enough crowd."
/Grouchy\: "I still doubt it."
/Vanity\: "But good luck, James."
/James\: "Mmm."
"/Sound of James chuffing then coming to a stop\"
/James\: "Hello there."
/A crowd of five Irish Smurfs and five Irish Fesmurfs\: "Uhh, hello?"
/James\: "Look at me, don't I just look really splendid with my shiny red coat?"
/Irish Fesmurf #1\: "/In unapproved manner\ Oh heavens, no!"
/Irish Smurf #1\: "/In unapproved manner\ Yes, I do declare!"
/James\: "/Shockingly\ WHAT, WHY?!"
/Irish Fesmurf #2\: "/In unapproved manner\ To be honest, red is such an ugly and unsmurfy color!"
/Irish Smurf #2\: "/In unapproved manner\ And there's really nothing enthusiastic about it!"
/James\: "/GASP\"
/Grouchy\: "Well, I knew it."
/Vanity\: "Well, what color you all think it's really smurfy and all?"
/Irish Smurf #3\: "Well, we like…"
/Irish Fesmurf #3\: "Oh, that color."
"/Moment of silence\"
/James\: "WHAT?!"
/Irish Smurf #4\: "Oh yes, and the same as that one."
/Irish Fesmurf #4\: "And those two."
/Irish Fesmurf #5\: "Ooh and especially that one."
/Irish Smurf #5\: "Yes, and such a smurfy different shade of it."
/James\: "MY FRIENDS HENRY, PERCY, DUCK, OLIVER, AND EMILY?! BUT THEY'RE GREEN!"
/Irish Fesmurf #5\: "Exactly."
/Irish Fesmurf #2\: "Green is our traditional color."
/Irish Smurf #3\: "And our natural."
/Irish Smurf #1\: "Not to mention our favorite."
/James\: "/Stuttering\ /Crossly\ DAAAAHHH! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS SO MUCH INSULTED!"
"/Sound of James chuffing while grumbling\"
/Irish Smurf #4\: "/Disgustedly\ I don't know why all that fuss is about that."
/Irish Fesmurf #3\: "/Agreeingly\ Indeed, it's really our honest opinion."
/Irish Fesmurf #1\: "/Furiously\ Whether he likes it or not."
/Irish Smurf #2\: "/Disgustedly\ Puh, red, a fun color, yeah right."
/Irish Smurf #5\: "/Disgustedly\ Such a green hater."
/Irish Fesmurf #4\: "/Agreeingly\ I do declare."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Grouchy\: "/SIGH\ Come on Vanity, we gotta smurf James' feelings."
/Vanity\: "Indeed we smurf, Grouchy."
/Grouchy & Vanity\: "Later."
/The five Irish Smurfs and five Irish Fesmurfs\: "Good day."
"/Moment of silence\"
"/Sound of Gordon chuffing\"
/Hefty\: "Smurf, this village is the most smurfiest."
/Tuffy\: "Yeah, and it has the same things as ours."
/Willing\: "I, or we, sure would love to smurf here."
/Brawny\: "But I think it's smurfy that we don't."
/Bulky\: "Yeah, I, or we, would get homesmurf."
/Muscles\: "I smurf to that."
/Punchy\: "But now that we smurf it, we'll smurfinitely visit here much more often."
/Boomer\: "Yeah, that's what matters the most."
/Gordon\: "Indeed to that, and no matter what."
/The eight athletic Smurfs\: "Yeah, we smurf to that too."
"/Sound of Gordon chuffing\"
/A crowd of the Irish Smurfs and Irish Fesmurfs\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
/Gordon\: "/Brakes screeching\ Hmm?"
/The eight athletic Smurfs\: "Huh?"
/A crowd of the Irish Smurfs and Irish Fesmurfs\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
/Gordon\: "Oh, what's going on over there?"
/Tuffy\: "And that's such a big crowd."
/Hefty\: "Well it wouldn't smurf to smurf what it is."
/Willing\: "Indeed, let's go smurf."
/The other five athletic Smurfs\: "Uh-huh."
/A crowd of the Irish Smurfs and Irish Fesmurfs\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
/Gordon\: "/GASP\"
/The eight athletic Smurfs\: "What Gordon?"
/Gordon\: "You eight are not going to believe us!"
/The eight athletic Smurfs\: "Oh?"
/A crowd of the Irish Smurfs and Irish Fesmurfs\: "/Cheering and thrilling\"
/The eight athletic Smurfs\: "/Thrillingly\ /GASP\ WOW!"
/Thomas (Narrating)\:
Well first of all, what a splendid and "smurfy" time that we Engines and the original Smurfs had of looking around the Irish Smurfs' village. And now, oh my, wonder what made Gordon and the eight athletic Smurfs thrilled? Well we'll just have to wait and see in the next part of the story.
TO BE CONTINUED