'You okay, Pigita?' Pig asked.
'Yeah. Just some stomach cramps. Nothing I can't handle.' Pigita replied.
'That's fascinating. You had cramps last month as well. You sure everything is okay?'
'Yes Pig, I'm certain.'
'Okay. So if you got stomach cramps again, I know of a great way to get rid of them…'
'I'M ON MY PERIOD, YOU DUMBASS!' Pigita shouted.
Awkward silence.
'I, was about to think that. (chuckle).' Pig uncomfortably muttered.
Pigita responded by punching him hard.