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"Whoa, man!" Cyborg exclaimed, astonished. "Get a load of this thing in our tower!"

"Well..." Raven murmured dryly. "There's something you don't see every day..."

"Please, friends," Starfire squeaked, "what is this strange object that has somehow appeared from nowhere inside our home?"

"That," Robin answered, "would be a giant chocolate egg!"

The Teen Titans eyed the enormous piece of confectionary before them. It was sitting in the middle of their lounge, wrapped in shiny paper. The smell of sweet delicious chocolate wafted from it. It gave off such a sweet aroma which made the young superheroes' mouths water.

"What species of the birds would lay such a ginormous egg of chocolate in our home?" Starfire wondered aloud.

"I dunno, but it smells sooooo good!" Cyborg smiled, licking his lips as he stepped towards the eggs. "I've no idea where this thing came from, but I'm sure gonna make it disappear!"

"Wait!" Robin cried, grabbing Cyborg by his metallic arm. "Don't touch that thing!"

"Huh?!" Cyborg blinked. "Don't touch it? Why not? It's not every day we get a giant chocolate egg in our home!"

"Exactly! We don't know where this thing came from or what it's doing at our base!" Robin's eyes narrowed behind his mask. "For all we know, it could be a secret weapon sent by Slade!"

"What?" Cyborg frowned disbelievingly. "You kidding, man? What kind of dangers is Slade gonna stuff inside a big chocolate egg?"

"Who knows?" Raven suggested sarcastically. "Maybe waiting to hatch outta that egg are mutant killer chicks?"

"That is awful!" Starfire cried, summoning starbolts with her hands. "We must not let the mutated killer baby chickens attack our home and cause us any harm!"

"Listen, the only danger that egg is gonna cause us," Cyborg said, clenching his robotic fist, "is a sugar rush once we get our teeth into it!"

"That's not gonna happen!" Robin shook his head. "As leader of the Teen Titans, I forbid any of you from eating that chocolate egg!"

"Aw c'mon, man!" Cyborg whined. "Just lemme have one teensy-weensy bite!"

"Not even a nibble!" Robin insisted stubbornly. "It's for our own good, Cyborg! Who knows what's inside that egg?"

Right at that moment, the egg burst into pieces.

The Titans jumped, all startled by how the large confectionary had somehow exploded. Bits of chocolate flew everywhere. They scattered all over the lounge to make a huge mess in the superheroes' home.

Robin, Cyborg, Starfire and Raven stared towards the spot where the egg had been standing.

Their faces filled with shock what they saw there.

Sitting before them was a large bright green rabbit.

"Seriously?!" Robin huffed.

"We shoulda known you were behind this, BB!" Cyborg grumbled irritably.

The rabbit stared in bewilderment at the Titans, then its body shifted to transform into the usual appearance of the youngest member of their team.

"How'd you guys know it was me?" Beast Boy asked.

"We all know that the Bunny of Easter is not green!" Starfire explained knowledgeably.

"Plus real bunnies are cute," Raven added, "and you're anything but, Beast Boy."

Beast Boy sighed, then he smiled around at his teammates. He was pleased with himself for pulling off the Easter surprise he had just unleashed on them. He naively thought the looks they were giving him were ones of amazement.

"Happy Easter, Teen Titans!" he called cheerily. "I hope you all liked my egg-cellent surprise!"

The other Titans exchanged irritable looks with one another. They didn't know what was worse; having a giant chocolate egg they could have enjoyed together exploding to pieces - or being fed one of Beast Boy's excruciatingly awful jokes.

THE END