Lilithmon vs. Rozalin
A DEATH BATTLE! Fan Fiction
by Derald Snyder
(Death Battle Title Card)
Wiz: Lilithmon, the Demon Lord of Lust from the Digimon series.
Boomstick: And Rozalin, the one and only daughter of Overlord Zenon from Disgaea.
Boomstick: The only thing I love more than hot chicks, is hot demon chicks who can kick your ass and still look elegant and refined doing it! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
(A/N: I'm going to skip the character introduction sections, since anyone reading this probably has a decent idea of who these two are anyway. If not, you can look them up on Wikimon and the Disgaea Wiki respectively. Oh, and in case you didn't realize, SPOILER ALERT, especially for Disgaea 2!)
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. We've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick : It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLEEEEE! (cue transition)
*On the outskirts of Holt Village, Veldime...*
A cry of agony as Adell crashes into the ground, leaving a small crater. His assailant laughs haughtily in triumph as she steps on his head. "Is this really the hero who defeated a demon lord? Don't make me laugh!" Lilithmon taunts. "Still, you are rather handsome... perhaps I'll have a little fun with you before I end your pathetic life..."
She suddenly perceives an attack, a Gatling gun opening fire! Lilithmon jumps away to dodge, seeing a beautiful blond demon woman in the distance. "Keep your dirty claws off him! He's MY servant!" the woman yells as her Gatling changes back into a small pink handgun.
"Oh, my... You've certainly got good taste in fashion, I'll give you that," Lilithmon chuckles. "But you stand against the Demon Lord of Lust, Lilithmon!"
"I am Rozalin, the one and only daughter of Overlord Zenon!" the other demon declares defiantly. "I do not fear you!"
"Oh, you will..." Lilithmon taunts as she assumes a ready stance...
FIGHT!
Rozalin opens fire with her handgun, Lilithmon easily dodging the shots as she closes the distance... "Nazar Nail!" she intones, the claw on her arm extending and grabbing Rozy's gun out of her hands, throwing it away! But Rozalin pulls out a bow and looses an arrow, the Demon Lord easily sidestepping.
But before Lilithmon can plunge her claw into her opponent, Rozalin suddenly splits into eight copies! "Doppelgänger!" she intones, all eight shooting at once- but Lilithmon jumps up and takes flight to evade the attack. However, the real Rozalin is now able to retrieve her gun, calling out "Shooting Star!" She fires several shots that reflect off conjured mirrors, closing in and blasting Lilithmon from all angles!
But when the smoke clears, the Demon Lord of Lust is unharmed. "And what was that light show?" she said disdainfully. But Rozalin fires a Gaia Blast into the ground, which burrows through the earth before bursting upward and nailing Lilithmon in the chin! ...also to no effect, as it simply snaps her head back, without even a bruise.
"Just what level ARE you?!" Rozalin demands in disbelief.
"Isn't it obvious? Only a Mega-level Digimon could be as beautiful and powerful as I!" Lilithmon taunts.
"Mega... level?" Rozalin's repeats, perplexed. "Does that mean you're over 9,000?"
"...Perhaps I should just show you how outclassed you are," Lilithmon chuckles in response, before raising her arms into the air. "Empress... Emblaze!" The ground behind her cracks then bursts open, a vaguely hand-shaped monstrosity emerging, with several eyes in it's 'palm'. "Devour her, my summon!"
Rozalin grits her teeth as the creature flies toward her... she manages to jump and dodge its grab, calling out "Tortenkruz!" Charging power in her gun, she fires a red blast that nails the hand, causing an explosion in the rough shape of a cross... but the summon bursts out of the attack, literally slapping Rozalin out of the air! The princess smashes into the ground and skids a fair distance, slowly picking herself up... (Wait, if it's a creature of pure darkness, then...) She pulls her bow back out, white lines warping around and behind her... "Omega Comet!" she cries, firing an intense orb of light with a comet's trail, the Empress Emblaze screeching in agony as it gets hit dead center!
"Gah!" Lilithmon flinches away from the intensity of the attack... "A light-based technique? Maybe I've slightly underestimated you..."
"Slightly?!" Rozalin growls, her gun transforming into a Gatling gun once more... "Rose Thorns!" she intones as she opens fire, Lilithmon taking flight to evade the hail of bullets, her opponent angling upwards to try and hit her...
"Can you not fly at all, even though you have wings?" Lilithmon taunts as she easily evades the line of fire... diving down, she calls "Evil Sigh!", expelling a foul miasma from her mouth, sending Rozalin into a coughing fit, her gun reverting to normal. Lilithmon then tackles Rozalin and pins her against a tree, her normal hand caressing her face affectionately... "You've got a fair amount of tricks, but I know Rookie-levels who can do better..."
"Just (cough) get it over with..." Rozalin grunts in resignation.
"Oh no, my dear Rozalin, we're just getting started," Lilithmon says seductively, her hand moving down to her fellow demon's bosom... "It would be a shame to let such a nice body go to waste, after all..."
"What...?" Rozalin says, before gasping as Lilithmon starts fondling her chest. "You- have you no standards at all?!"
"Of course not. I'm the Demon Lord of Lust, remember?" Lilithmon chuckles as her claw gently pinches Rozalin's rear end. "I think I'll do you first before your friend..." She briefly glances over at Adell's prone form. "Or we could even do a threesome, if you so wish..."
Just then, Rozalin gets an idea, moving one hand to gently grip Lilithmon's claw arm, as if to assent... "Well, in that case... how about we... do nothing of the sort?!" Ice suddenly spreads from her hand, covering her opponent's entire arm!
"Gah-!" Lilithmon recoils in shock from the sudden temperature drop. "Ice...?!"
"Proximal Shot!" Rozalin cries as she unleashes a point-blank blast from her gun, pushing her a fair distance away from her opponent.
Despite the sneak attack, Lilithmon still hasn't been seriously harmed, only having her hair a little mussed as she broke the ice off her arm. "That was seriously cold!" she hissed.
"And it's about to get much, much colder!" Rozalin taunts as she slowly rises into the air, dark power gathering into a sphere above her head, said sphere then being encased in a large chunk of ice...
"Oh my, is that your ultimate technique?" Lilithmon chuckles, conjuring a circular sigil before her. "I'll show you mine since you're showing me yours... don't hold back on my account~!"
"Oh, I won't!" Rozalin shoots back. "Rose Liberation!" The gigantic slab of ice began to hurdle downward towards the demon lord...
Lilithmon smirks. "Phantom... Pain!" She blows a kiss, her sigil shooting an intense energy beam which clashes with the Rose Liberation... then the ice hunk shatters and explodes, causing Rozalin to be knocked head over heels and collapse to the ground! Before she can get up, the Empress Emblaze from earlier suddenly erupts from the ground and pins her down!
"Tsk, tsk, Rozalin," Lilithmon taunts as she stands over her fallen foe. "You really should have accepted my offer... but now you get to watch while I have my way with your man... until he dies." With a haughty laugh, she turns and starts walking over to Adell...
(No... Adell!) Rozalin thinks desperately, despite being unable to move... but then, everything goes dark around her...
Do you desire power?
(This dark flame... within my heart...) Rozalin thought. (Yes... yes, I want power... the power to save him...!)
Suddenly, the skies above darken... "Hmm? A sudden storm...?" Lilithmon observes as she looks up... but then, a massive lightning bolt strikes the Empress Emblaze, her summon screeching as it is annihilated utterly! "What the hell?!" But as the light fades, there is no sign of Rozalin... "Where did she go?!"
(Music- 'Disgaea Rhapsody')
"Why do you awaken me from my peaceful slumber?" Lilithmon looked up, and there was Rozalin... but she was now enshrouded in a dark aura, her skin a far darker shade and the sclera of her eyes having turned black. "I traveled to the edge of oblivion to escape the bloodshed... yet it seeks me out, even here. I am a being of solitude... my awakening is your death knell." A lightning bolt flashes behind her.
"What the...?!" Lilithmon gasps in disbelief. "Were you holding back on me this whole time, you bitch?! Darkness Love!" she fires a heart-shaped energy blast... only for Rozalin to slap it aside with one hand! Suddenly, Rozalin is standing in front of the demon lord, giving her a slap across the face which knocks her off her feet... then a lightning bolt strikes, Lilithmon screeching in agony! (It can't be...! Where did this power come from?!)
"I am a being of solitude... if you come near, the gates of death will open," Rozalin intones stoically.
"Oh yeah?!" Lilithmon grunts as she sits up, pulling out a glowing sphere with seven dots arranged in a rough X-shape. "Let's see how you handle this! X-Antibody, install!" She slams the sphere into her own chest, being engulfed in light... the only reaction from Rozalin is her gaze flinching away from the light's intensity...
When the light fades, Lilithmon's attire has become slightly more elaborate, her feet now wearing tall platform heels, her skin shade having turned purple... two butterfly-like wings emerge from her back, the left wing emblazoned with her personal sigil. "Ah-hahahaha! Behold, my most powerful and beautiful form! No one can hope to compare...!"
"And...? Am I supposed to be impressed?" Rozalin deadpans, another lightning bolt flashing behind her.
"You-!" Lilithmon-X grits her teeth in anger. "I'll show you impressive! Phantom Pain!" She summons her sigil, firing directly on Rozalin, resulting in an explosion!
But when the smoke clears, Rozalin still stands, completely unharmed! "If you are finished with your little light show, go ahead and die..."
"No..." Lilithmon-X gasps as the blood drains from her face. Looking about desperately, she sees Adell still laying unconscious nearby... "Seventh Fascinate!" she intones, Adell suddenly enveloped in a purple aura and standing up, before flash-stepping between Lilithmon and the approaching Rozalin!
"What...?!" Rozalin stops in her tracks, her eyes briefly reverting to normal. "What are you doing?!" Adell suddenly starts swinging at her, forcing her to dodge! "Stop this at once!"
"Ah-hahahaha! Sorry, but he's MY slave now!" Lilithmon-X taunts. "What's the matter? Can't raise a hand against your love...?" But suddenly Adell's body convulses, blood spraying out of several points before he collapses in a pool of blood. "Oops... looks like he overloaded and died. What a shame, I thought he'd last a bit longer..." The Demon Lord of Lust can't help but laugh...
"Y-you..." Rozalin grunts as she looks down at her beloved's corpse in shock... but then her expression shifts to one of pure rage. "You have SEALED YOUR FATE!" Her body turns completely black, save her eyes, two lightning bolts striking her hands and forming into twin jagged longswords with curved points! In a split second, she is behind Lilithmon-X, who cries in pain as her arms are suddenly sliced off! Rozalin then vanishes and appears from above, stabbing the succubus with both swords through the torso, pinning her to the ground!
"Im... IMPOSSIBLE...!" Lilithmon-X screeches, writhing as she tries to free herself to no avail.
"Now... DIE." Rozalin rises into the air with her arms out, the clouds swirling above her as red energy coalesces around her form... then the energy expands out, everything going white as the ground is chewed up, Lilithmon screaming as she is reduced to her component 1s and 0s! Two flares of light pierces the clouds into the stratosphere, briefly flapping like wings before dissipating...
When the light fades, the landscape has been devastated... there is no sign of Lilithmon... or Adell... or even Holt Village, for that matter. As Rozalin touches back down, she looks over all the destruction, before bowing her head.
"I am... a being of..."
A single tear falls to the ground.
"...solitude." Another flash of lightning, and she is gone.
K.O.!
Boomstick: Holy hell! Talk about a turnaround! Was Rozalin really that powerful after transforming?!
Wiz: Yes, and there's a good reason for that, which we'll get to in a second. In her base form, despite having a versatility advantage thanks to the weapons she can equip, there wasn't really much Rozalin could do to hurt Lilithmon. See, when Overlord Zenon came to Veldime to reincarnate, it sealed her memories and put her all the way back at level 1, which is the level she has when she's summoned by Adell's mother.
Boomstick: Okay, that makes sense. And while she does get stronger over the course of the story, she's only on par with Adell himself at best. And his record against other demon lords is... eh...
(Clips of Etna and Laharl respectively killing Adell in one hit)
...not so good. Even if we include side quests, Overlord Priere wasn't really trying, and Zetta was just a freaking book that could only shoot eye beams! Hell, he wasn't even able to beat the fake Zenon at the end of the game, the true Zenon had to bail him out!
Wiz: Indeed. Lilithmon, on the other hand, is a Mega-level Digimon, the highest natural evolution there is. And as we can see from her appearance in Digimon Ghost Game, even fellow Mega-level Digimon struggle to damage her.
Boomstick: Yeah, she got her face cut by a human girl in Digimon Fusion, but that anime's kinda weird with Digimon power levels, and doesn't really fit with established lore. And while Lilithmon may be weak to light based-attacks, even Rozalin's Omega Comet probably wouldn't be anywhere near a lethal blow.
Wiz: But all that changes when Rozalin regains her memories and become True Zenon once again. We can get a fairly good idea of her capabilities from her fight with Laharl in Disgaea 2, where she won handily. Laharl used his Overlord's Wrath technique against her but failed to do any significant damage; and other cutscenes establish that this attack is powerful enough to destroy all of Veldime in one shot. Assuming that Veldime's mass is similar to Earth's, this means that Laharl's Overlord's Wrath is equivalent to about 60 zettatons of TNT. For comparison, the strongest nuclear warhead in the world can only output 50 megatons of TNT.
Boomstick: And Rozalin in her Overlord Zenon form took nothing from this! 'But wait,' I hear you saying, 'Laharl destroying the world only happens in bad endings, so it's not canon!'
Wiz: Well, even if we discount that, Laharl can still pull a gigantic meteor from space, and in the previous game, he wiped out an entire armada of space warcraft on his own, and didn't even seem fatigued afterwards. Which is still far more than anything we've seen Lilithmon do in any Digimon media.
Boomstick: And yeah, her fellow Demon Lord Lucemon is capable of destroying three moons in one blow, but he's the strongest of the Seven Deadly Digimon, while Lilithmon is clearly stated to be the weakest!
Wiz: And given that Zenon defeated Laharl easily, we can safely assume that her destructive potential is greater than even Laharl's, meaning she must be close to or on par with Lucemon himself; and that's low-balling her capabilities.
Boomstick: Sure, Lilithmon becomes stronger with the X-Antibody, but all she could really do in that form is captivate other Digimon and turn them into her puppets! But that wouldn't work on True Zenon, because she's a being of solitude, and is convinced that everyone's an enemy and will betray her, so she'll just kill them first! ...except Adell.
(Clips of Adell slapping True Zenon and kissing Rozalin respectively)
Wiz: Lilithmon may have had a massive advantage over Rozalin initially, but True Zenon's power, durability, and overall ruthlessness spelled doom for the Demon Lord of Lust.
Boomstick: And given that it was Rozalin's love for Adell that enabled her to break the seal, you could say that the Power of Love triumphed over Lust yet again.
Wiz: Now if only you would apply that to your personal life, you'd probably still be married.
Boomstick: HEY! I'm not the one who's too busy tinkering in his lab and thinking about world domination to even think about getting a girlfriend!
Wiz: Anyway, the winner is Rozalin!
(Title card outro and credits)
~*Fin*~
A/N: Stay tuned for an alternate ending! And no, it's not one where Lilithmon wins.
