September 1, 2023

Lincoln Loud, now 18 years old, lived in a small two-bedroom apartment in Detroit with his little sister Lily, just 8 years old. It wasn't something fancy or extravagant but it was what he could reasonably rent with the money he saved and earned as an artist on the internet and even doing commissions. 13 years have passed since the fateful bad luck incident when he was thrown out of the house because of bad luck.

Lynn Sr and Rita were sentenced to 30 years in prison without the right to parole, including the crimes of: Fourth-degree Child Abuse, public sex and indecent exposure, abandonment of an incapacitated person and child neglect. Also losing custody of their children.

Lori was tried as an adult and sentenced to spend 1 year in Royal Woods State Penitentiary. Her relationship with Bobby was broken and her application to Fairway was rejected, and she lost contact with all her friends and became a teacher at a public school.

Leni was only sentenced to 6 months in the Royal Woods reformatory, due to her naivety regarding the crime and manipulation by her family. She has now recovered thanks to the psychological treatment she had to undergo and has opened her own fashion store.

Luna was sentenced to spend an entire year in the Royal Woods reformatory and when she was released she ended up succumbing to alcohol and illicit drugs. Sam ended up ending her relationship with her sister, after the court she had slapped Luna hard in the face, and as expected she was kicked out of the band.

Luan was diagnosed with sociopathy and was sentenced to spend the rest of her days in a psychiatric hospital.

Lynn was sentenced to spend 5 years in the Royal Woods Reformatory, but due to her contempt of court and the fact that she attacked the Judge by biting his neck and tearing off a piece of it, her sentence became more severe and she was sentenced to 5 years in the Royal Woods Juvenile Detention Center and after turning 17 she was sent to the Royal Woods State Women's Penitentiary where her mother is.

Lucy was cleared of any accusations by the media, as it was proven that she ended up being pressured and forced to agree that he was bad luck, she was sent to the Shelbyville orphanage where she was adopted by a religious couple.

Lana and Lola were sent to the same orphanage as Lucy and Lisa mysteriously disappeared on the way to the destined orphanage.

Lincoln was lucky to have ended up in the same orphanage as Lily. Now as a young adult, brother and sister were living a new life. At that moment the young man was about to leave to go to the parking lot and get some supplies he needed to make Lily's dinner when he heard some knocks on the door, he then opened the door and when he did so he came across two men and a woman. waiting.

The first man in front wore a cashmere suit, had black hair and a goatee and mustache. The second man had blond hair and a mustache and was wearing a blue suit and from the waist down instead of pants was a kilt. The woman was short in stature, Lincoln had to try his best not to be caught looking at that woman's butt which was abnormally large along with her exceptional hips, her hair was brown and a little gray and was tied up in a sort of bun. and she was a little irritated.

The second man approached Lincoln and was the first to speak "Excuse me, is your name Lincoln Loud?" asked the man.

Lincoln was a little confused as to how he knew his name, but he confirmed "Yes it's me, how did you know that?"

The first man came over and placed his hands on Lincoln's shoulders as he smiled and then said "My name is Logan and this is Angus and Morag, it's a pleasure to meet you your majesty"

"...WHAT THE FUCK?!"


"The town of Loch Loud was founded by its ancestors hundreds of years ago, specifically in 1617, during the reign of King James VI of Scotland. Among all his ancestors there was no one more exceptional than Duke Lachlan: A boy with great ideals, defender of the environment... supporter of culture, science and education. A nobleman who believed in equality and humility… in love with Scotland" Logan told him.

"Now with Scotland independent, we are going through a period of interim government until we establish a new system of government for the country. The members of the Liberal Party seek to establish a Republic, but I and the members of my Conservative Party think differently and believe that the proclamation of a Republic would only bring instability and disorder to the country"

"What is the problem with the Republic? Not that I'm against the Monarchy, but we're in the 21st century and that's already outdated."

"In theory it is the ideal system, but in practice a government of the people can be a government of lies, a lie that always follows the liar who promises the most and against that only a Monarch can protect a state" Logan replied

"Why is a Monarch more than a President?" Lincoln asked.

Logan then said "Because a President is a politician and owes his party, but a King is above parties and doesn't take sides on anything. A President can be poor and allow himself to be carried away by temptation, but a King who already has everything wants nothing."

"I got good grades in history classes, if there is no corrupt king then what do you say about Napoleon Bonaparte?" Albino asked.

"Napoleon was never a true monarch, nor was he an aristocrat. Kings are born to their thrones, Napoleon took the crown of France by force. Napoleon was a dictator and dictators do not govern with justice but with contempt, that is the difference between a true king and a false king. A greater obligation fell on those who received the crown in their birth, the obligation to defend their honor and the honor of their ancestors" Said Logan

Lincoln then got up from the couch and walked to the window watching the cars on the streets pass by, and then he asked "I understand where you're going with this conversation, but why out of all the members of my family I would be the most fit candidate to occupy the throne?"

Logan then sighed and said "We all saw what happened 13 years ago through the news, do you really think any of them would have a right to the throne after showing such neglect towards a child? You on the other hand graduated in entrepreneurship and law at such a young age and if you are similar to your ancestor I know Scotland will be in good hands" said Logan

This conversation happened about two hours ago, and at the moment, Lincoln was alone in his room while meditating. Morag, Angus and Logan were waiting in the living room while drinking a cup of coffee.

"Do you think he will accept it?" Angus asked worriedly

"Remain calm Angus, he just needs some time" Logan said drinking his cup "The boy has just entered adulthood this year and already has the weight of a crown on his head, contrary to what many people think, politics doesn't it's not easy...although the monarch is not a politician, he is the one who will have to put them in their place" Logan knew from the beginning that this decision was not something that could be made overnight, much less coming from someone so young.

"This is ridiculous"

"Morag!" Said Angus reprimanding.

"I'm just saying that it's ridiculous to entrust the leadership of an entire country to a boy who's barely out of diapers" Said Morag, standing up "I may not understand politics, but even I know that's a terrible idea!"

Logan then retorts "Morag, keep in mind that I'm not stupid, much less chose anyone. Have you taken a look at his history? the boy is a genius! Furthermore, Emperor Dom Pedro II of Brazil assumed the throne at 14 years of age, and being younger than Lincoln contained all the instabilities that the regency period caused in Brazil"

Morag rolled her eyes, bored with the little history lesson. "Whatever it is, I just think it's too much pressure for him, why bother him with it?"

"Morag, please" Angus begged "You should be happy and glad that Loch Loud has at least one member of the Loud Family back who hasn't gone crazy, and if what Doctor Logan says is true then he's prepared."

"Regardless of anything, the decision he makes must be respected. But for the good of the nation it is better that he makes the right decision."

The three then heard the door open, they looked back and stood up when they saw Lincoln walking towards them, now the young man was calmer and thinking more calmly about his answer.

"What is your decision?" Logan asked.

Lincoln closed his eyes and then sighed before opening them and speaking "... I thank you for the unusual offer, but I can only accept the appointment under certain conditions."

"And what would those conditions be?" Logan asks.

"I may have Scottish blood running through my veins, but I was raised as an American citizen, and as an American I support democracy above all else and can only accept the nomination if the majority of the population agrees to receive me. And I want a guarantee that the votes are legitimate, I studied the history of Maximilian and I am aware of the trick they did to him... I will not be the next one to be shot. The decision about the system of government that its people make must be respected."

Logan nodded his head, Lincoln made an important and valid observation, which for him proved that he had made the right choice in looking for him.

Lincoln looked at Morag when he finished speaking and for some reason she seemed to smile when he mentioned his possible execution. "For my next demand, I am not a violent man and therefore if crowned I want to pacify and consolidate the nation. I will not shed blood, I will not get involved in fights or petty disputes."

"I agree" Logan said

Lincoln then continued to speak "I also want administrative reform, no more than just two parties and I am in favor of Scotland having a constitution of its own, a constitution that meets the demands of the country even against the interests of the English. You are an independent people now and therefore must not take orders from any other nation."

Logan then replied "All of these decisions require your majesty to remain in supreme command of Scotland, whatever the turn of events."

"Then so be it, these are the conditions I propose to serve as your King" Said Lincoln, determined to stick with his decision.


November 9, 2023

After a long day at work, Lincoln was driving back to his apartment after picking up Lily from school, as they were both too tired they decided to order a pizza to eat. As you sat down on the couch and immediately turned on the TV, a million thoughts started racing at the speed of a bullet train through your mind as you dropped the remote control to the floor.

The news channel was broadcasting the results of the plebiscite that was taking place in Scotland, 80% of the population had voted in favor of the Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy government system against 20% in favor of the establishment of a Presidential Constitutional Republic. But not only that, his face was on national television announcing his choice as Monarch, when Logan said he would make sure he let him know that the people chose him, he didn't expect the way to expose his entire story worldwide

Lincoln checked his cell phone, and discovered that his face was on all the websites and social networks. The bad luck incident also came to light and the comments mostly associated the recent events with a gift given by God after all the terrible suffering he went through.

To be honest, he didn't even expect this absurd idea to come to fruition.

"Daddy, where's my pizza?" He asked Lily as he approached the sofa and saw her brother's face in the newspaper "Cool, you're on TV!" Little Lily said, smiling excitedly.

Lincoln then passes out on the floor.

*This story is based on Aleijidio's art, a commission that a friend on deviantart made for me. Since the film The Loud House was released, my dream was to see Lincoln portrayed as a monarch, since my country, Brazil, was once a Monarchy that unfortunately fell apart with a coup d'état without popular support. I'm sorry if the spelling is terrible, I'm using Google Translate and if there's someone willing to correct it I'll accept the offer. As I'm a foreigner I don't understand much about Scottish culture, if there are any Brits from Scotland reading this I would like to talk to you to learn more about your culture and history. I also ask you to correct me in case I make a mistake. And yes NSL events are canonical and I don't care what you think, my revenge has been taken and I'm satisfied with it*