Lilithmon vs. Rozalin

A DEATH BATTLE! Fan Fiction

by Derald Snyder

Alternate Ending

"Oh no, my dear Rozalin, we're just getting started," Lilithmon says seductively, her hand moving down to her fellow demon's bosom... "It would be a shame to let such a nice body go to waste, after all..."

"What...?" Rozalin says, before gasping as Lilithmon starts fondling her chest. "You- have you no standards at all?!"

"Of course not. I'm the Demon Lord of Lust, remember?" Lilithmon chuckles as her claw gently pinches Rozalin's rear end. "I think I'll do you first before your friend..." She briefly glances over at Adell's prone form. "Or we could even do a threesome, if you so wish..."

Just then, someone clears their throat loudly, the two turning their heads to see a teenage demon who still appeared prepubescent, yet dressed in skimpy leather, her red hair styled into two pigtails that resembled a volcanic eruption. "Demon Lord of Lust, huh?" she says disdainfully. "Sorry, but there's only room for one demon with that title in this universe... and that's ME, Beauty Queen Etna!"

"Beauty Queen? You?" Lilithmon chuckles, easing off Rozalin a bit. "How amusing... you look like only a Champion-level, at best, with a body like that... with no chest or even curves to speak of!"

"No chest...?" Etna's eyes glow an ominous yellow, electricity starting to spark around her...

"Fool! You shouldn't have said that!" Rozalin cries as she jumps behind the tree in fear.

"No curves...?! Oh, that's IT, you slut! You just earned yourself a one-way trip to hell!" Etna screeches in fury. Summoning her Elder Spear, she charges and tackles Lilithmon off-screen! "SPEAR STORM!" Several flaming lances rain down from the sky, Lilithmon wailing in fear and pain! "You want some more?! PRINNY RAID!" Now several Prinnies rain down from above, causing several explosions!

Meanwhile, Rozalin has hunched down behind the tree from earlier, covering her head as explosions continue to go off in the distance... "Well, not what I had in mind for a rescue, but I'll take it, I suppose...!"

"Ugh..." Rozalin peeks out to see Adell staggering up to her, still nursing one arm. "I just hope Etna... doesn't destroy our home... along with that Demon Lord..."

"I hope not either! Where would I stay if your home was destroyed?!" Rozalin says as Etna's carnage continues...

~*Fin*~

A/N: Admit it, this is how a typical Disgaea scene would usually play out... ;-P