One day John Phoenix was at Reptarland, an amusement park themed after the best dinosaur in history Reptar. The main attraction of the park was a big tower shaped like Reptar that went "RAAAAAR!" and all the kids got scared and ran!

All of the kids except one little baby. He was a bald baby with a diaper and a blue shirt and he was with his purple haired dad. That baby looked impressive. He'd grow up to be a great man, John Phoenix was sure.

John Phoenix looked away.

"HOLY SHIT A MURDER!" shouted the dad.

John Phoenix looked back. A body was there now! It was the owner of the park! When did he get there?

"Stu, don't swear in front of Tommy," said the kid's mother who's name I forget.

Gumshoe appeared.

"You're under arrest for murder Mr. Pickles," said Gumshoe.

John Phoenix went to court.

The judge was the judge.

The prosecutor was Stu's brother Drew.

"My brother's really screwed up big-time this time! He killed that man and there was nobody else around so it must've been him!"

Drew called his daughter Angelica to testify. Or wait, was he Phil and Lil's dad? Don't remember. Anyway he called Angelica.

"Pickles did it and now he's going to jail nah nah ne nah nah!" said Angelica.

"Hold it, which Pickles?" asked John Phoenix.

"Tommy you dope!"

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "Tommy's the baby, the one on trial is Stu!"

"Whoopsy," said Angelica. But isn't that curious? Why did she think Tommy could've done it?

"Well done defeating the witness, John Phoenix," said the judge. "But now there's no witnesses left."

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "Your Honor I believe there's one witness left who's been hiding under our noses all this time."

"Really who's that?"

"TAKE THAT!" John Phoenix presented Tommy's profile.

"Th-The baby?"

"I believe he's not just any other baby," said John Phoenix. "I think he's really fucking smart! That's why Angelica thought he could be the killer!"

Tommy crawled up to the witness stand.

"Abaahbahbah!" Tommy sputtered incoherently.

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "Tommy I can read your mind you understand exactly what's going on start talking or your dad's going to hang!"

"Abahbah... aww okay you're pretty smart mister," said Tommy.

"WHAT IS THIS?" said the judge.

"My name's Tommy and my dad didn't kill that guy the guy just fell from the sky!"

"H-Hmph! How convenient, who killed him then, the gods?" said Drew.

"Maybe he didn't come from the sky then," said Tommy. "Maybe the real killer threw him from the roof of the Reptar tower!"

John Phoenix was impressed by Tommy's intellect. Tommy reminded John Phoenix a lot of himself when he was a baby.

"Random cop, go up to the tower and look for blood," said the judge.

"Okay Your Honor," said a suspiciously black-and-white cop and he entered the Reptar tower.

"Wait a second," said Tommy. "That cop's the killer!"

"Nyeh heh heh!" laughed the cop who was Dylan in disguise! The doors shut and then the Reptar statue came to life because it was actually a giant mech!

"What do you think you're doing, boy?" said the judge.

"I'm gonna destroy Reptarland and replace it with my own theme park called Dylanland!" said Dylan. Then he destroyed the Ferris Wheel.

Tommy started hobbling his little legs toward the Reptar mech!

"Ahh Tommy come back!" said Stu but then Tommy went down some stairs and then another giant mech came out from under the ground! Tommy made it himself.

"Ha! You think that contraption can stop me!" said Dylan.

Tommy drove the mech in front of Reptar to block its path! The brave child was trying to protect the good people of the park. John Phoenix had to help him.

John Phoenix sprang from the ground and landed on the head of Tommy's machine and he fired big psychic beams at Reptar while Tommy controlled their own mech. After tons of explosions the beast went down.

"Noooo!" Dylan crawled out of Reptar covered in soot. "I'll get you for this John Phoenix and Tommy Pickles!"

Dylan Fitchar ran away!

"Thanks for the help John Phoenix!" said Tommy.

Stu was declared Not Guilty and John Phoenix and Tommy got a permanent free pass to Reptarland and they said "yay!"

The End!