Note: Definitely inspired by South Park with this one. :)
Hell
'This all your fault, Bob!' Gary shouted.
'Well excuse me! The book wasn't clear on there being a big fiery place!' Bob shouted back.
'Now how we get out of here?'
Bob then spotted an ATV, he led Gary to it. Then they proceeded to drive through Hell, skillfully dodging everything they saw, desperate for a way out.
'There! That looks like a way out!' Gary pointed at a hole that had appeared.
Bob drove to it. Then they suddenly hit something, causing Bob to go flying, and over the cliff to his doom, as the hole had been a mirage put together by the Devil himself.
'Crud. Now how I get out?' Gary muttered.
Fortunately for him, you could die endlessly in Hell, and you would still be alive. After falling to his doom, Bob appeared in another area of Hell.
'This is stupid place.' Bob muttered, rubbing his sore head.