'Hey Bob, some lady at gates wants to talk to you.' Frank said.
Bob went to the front gate, it was a librarian wanting to know where an overdue book was.
'Me not know. Is that bad?' He asked.
'Yes, that's very bad. Bad enough to make me want to resort to this.' The librarian then pulled out her gun. 'Give me the book or else!'
'But me not know where book is!'
BANG!
Bob was dead before he hit the ground.
'Ooops. Touchy trigger.' The librarian muttered. 'That will probably be a big suspension coming.'
As it turned out, Frank had the overdue book the whole time, he just forgot where he put it.