Down in hell, Former Shinigami in warped bodies were trying to bury in a whole but the dammed souls and monsters charged. The old man now bent over hunched back, his head twice as big, holding cane while holding his sword to summon all the souls his flames brunt, "Bankai...Why is this thing so important."

The healer who turned out to be the first kenpachi now bone in uniform slashed her bankai as slime covered them, "Deep within it is heel's back door keys if you will."

Our two blade user,how thin hole in his chest where his lungs would be coughed and hacked, using his blade to redirect attacks, "yes, it was used in case of false damnation!" he hacked, "it use to happen back in the old days, where law wasn't good and people had to take it in their own hands.."

Ichigo's father fired off a Tenshou, "Long story short staff use to use it to free inmates they deemed suffered enough or didn't belong here, the orb removes half the face, allowing the soul to leave with out being pulled back in, to be free of hell, however someone decided the law was too good and anyone who did crime did it for fun not justice and we couldn't overlook revenge anymore, and buried it."

the old man's zombies charged into the horde, "And the in mates found it and tried to dig it up to escape the jail how fitting, a tool of forgiveness being abused just like the emotion for which it symbolizes."

Our lady kenpachi laughed slashing horde, "However the inmates are endless, they will revive and come back around, sooner or later they will win by numbers alone." She pointed out seeing Jim coming up with flaming sword slash for the ninth time today. "Plus the jail breakers are trying to drag souls down to hell to false damante to make us use the item to free the victims making us dig it up."

Our coughing two sword man held blades out saying one thing as slime dripped form his mouth, "Why? we can smash hell chains we can break the chains on the victim? we can pardon them just fine without the back door key?"

The old man spoke up, "yes but how long does it take us to break chains that bind, a week, the altered face of back door key is quicker and if mass drug of the hell happened using the quicker set the people free opinion is not just practical it's the right thing to do, as we won't be able to protect that many falsely damned souls, nor free them quick enough our normal way."

Jim reformed yet again laughing, "yes either you need it to free the souls we dragged in or our technically endless numbers crush you, either way the orb is dug up, heads we win tails you lose wardens!" he laughed charging only to be killed by the old man's flames, however his damned soul would reform instead of become enslaved, this effect made the old man's mighty sword useless, it couldn't destroy all of them for good, and it couldn't add to there army, to lower there numbers , the most legendary blade of the setting was useless now.

The Father of Ichigo fired off a flaming Getsuga Tenshou as he declared, "Fuck it they are right, we are in a no won area, but we can't stop fighting hell should be forever, not something you can riot to get out of."

the kenpachi girl slashed her sword widely slashing apart many as she chuckled, "yes , yet the problem is here we need a mircale move one that changes everything, a des ex machina as the kids say to day."

that's when a portal opened and Kazui popped up handing his grandpa something, "Hi grandpa delivery from the whacky professor and his time traveling assistants." it was a box and the kid popped back in.

the grandpa opened it and a gas filled the air, that made the Togabito fall over in horrible pain not killing them so they wouldn't respawn, it was green. "pain to all with chains..." he comment going, "...so the answer was nerve gas...I guess this is good enough...So our riot is over then..."

the kenpachi woman put sword up, "Now let us gather up the drug here and decide if we can just handle this normal, or if needing the key's are need." she kicked the dammed souls like Jim away.

A few weeks later people were going to therapy for being drug to hell. However Max was walking by the line with Zoe, "So glad you and Amy handled this yourselves I would hate to see you here."

Zoe nodded and asked,"yep so what happened with the back door key?" she said curious about the thing behind all this.

Our Shinigami held arms behind his head, "Well baby after we nerve gassed the Sinners the wardens decided the key while having had a perfectly good reason to exist is too dangerous to do it, so they called Orihime in, to reject it, now it's gone so the Togabito once they adjust to the nerve gas pain won't have anything else to riot over to escape, and well now they freeing the drug to hell souls, made quicker as Orihime again offered to reject them, as she can do it faster. Now we are here."

Zoe smiled saying, "So I have a Shinigami boyfriend, I am a witch, I am going to have three mother's in law as Spike is dating again, and my best friend is my sister, then one day my boyfriend will be on hell's staff. This is a fucked up after life..."

Max smirked, "...yeah Ice cream?" Zoe nodded they headed off hand in hand happily.

THE END