Ronpalympics
Prologue: Ready, Set, Despair
"...Huh?" Said a male voice. "This isn't Jellystone Park."
"Oh, Yogi! Your awake!" Said a young voice.
"Boo-Boo, your here too?" Said |Yogi as he took in his surroundings. Around him was a themed room based on his likes. "Wherever here is."
"I think it's a Laff-A-Lumpics hotel, Yogi." Explained Boo-Boo.
'Laff-A-Lumpics hotel?' Thought Yogi. 'Didn't that end over a year ago?' Yogi then got off his bed and saw a calendar with today's date. It read, March 19, 2024. 'Wait that can't be right!'
"What's the matter, Yogi?" Asked Boo-Boo.
"Boo-Boo, what year is it!?" He exclaimed startling Boo-Boo.
"I, I don't know Yogi." Replied Boo-Boo. "I just woke up as well. Doggie Daddy told me you were still asleep so I went to wake you up."
"Doggie Daddy is here too?" Questioned Yogi.
"The whole Yogi Yahooey team is here, Yogi!" Exclaimed Boo-Boo.
"The whole team!" Exclaimed Yogi. "...Wait, is this a Laff-A-Lympics reunion special?"
"That's what a few of us think but, Snooper believes there's something more to this." Answered Boo-Boo.
'If Snooper thinks something is up, then something serious must be going on.' Thought Yogi. "Well Boo-Boo, let's go greet everyone and get this show on the road!"
Yogi and Boo-Boo left Yogi's room and went downstairs where they saw their friends, Cindy Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Pixie, Dixie, Mr. Jinxs, Wally Gator, Hokey Wolf, Quick Draw McGraw, Auggie Doggie, Doggie Daddy, Super Snooper, Blabber Mouse, Yakky Doodle, and... Grape Ape?
"Grape Ape, what happened to you!?" Shouted Yogi in shock.
"Grape Ape." He said as he shrugged his shoulders.
"You don't know!" Exclaimed Yogi.
"It was a shock to us to when our 40ft friend became the size of a house!" Said Doggie Daddy.
"Maybe he shrunk with age?" Questioned Quick Draw.
"I don't think it works like that." Said Wally.
"Well, now that everyone is here we can finally open this envelope." Said Snooper holding a tan envelope.
"An envelope?" Asked Yogi. "Why didn't you open it earlier?"
"It was brought to a vote that we wouldn't open it without you, Yogi." Explained Boo-Boo.
"Well that's nice, but, what if it held information on why we are here?" Questioned Yogi.
"Because the front of the envelope said "Ultimate Talents." Replied Blabber.
'Ultimate talents?' Thought Yogi. 'That's new to the competition.'
"So, can we open it now?" Asked Pixie.
"The suspense is killing me!" Exclaimed Dixie.
Snooper then opened the envelope and pulled out name tags with their corresponding talent and handed each one to the person with their name on it.
"Mine says Ultimate Detective." Said Snooper. "Just as I thought."
"Mine says Ultimate Detective Assistant." Said Blabber. "This describes me perfectly."
"Grape Ape." He said pointing to his talent which said, "Ultimate Ape."
"That's pretty dull isn't it?" Questioned Mr. Jinx.
"Well, Grape Ape seems happy with it." Said Cindy. "My talent is the "Ultimate Lady." I do declare that fits me perfectly."
"Weird." Said Dixie holding his name tag. "Mine says "Ultimate Duo 2."
"Hey mine says Ultimate Duo 1." Said Pixie. "I guess they wanted us to match, Dixie."
"I guess so, Pixie." He said with a smile.
"I'm the Ultimate Swimmer." Said Wally. "While that isn't wrong I would have preferred something else."
"At least yours makes sense." Said Mr. Jinxs. "Mine says I'm the "Ultimate Driver. I have only driven a vehicle once or twice!"
"I'm guessing they're going off the Laff-A-Lympics history as well." Said Quick Draw. "Mine says "Ultimate Sheriff" and don't you forget it!"
"Guess that explains my talent." Said Yogi. "But, I'll let the rest of you go ahead of me."
"Mine says "Ultimate Father." Said Doggie Daddy.
"That fits you well O dear old dad of mine." Said Auggie. "The Laff-A-Lympics must have heard about my recent science fair wins because mine says Ultimat Junior Scientist."
"Oh, it's my turn, huh." Said Huckleberry. "My talent is the Ultimate Banjo Player."
"...I don't think they looked that much into Huckleberry's talents." Whispered Doggie Daddy to Quick Draw who nodded.
"So don't judge me too harshly but my talent is the Ultimate Hustler." Said Hokey.
"You con people out of their money!" Exclaimed Cindy.
"Well, when you live on the streets like me you have to get every opportunity when you can." Explained Hokey.
"My talent is the Ultimate Reason." Said Boo-Boo. "I guess I can see that."
"Mine just says "Ultimate ?" Said Yakky. "They couldn't bother to come up with a talent for me!"
"Hey, don't take it badly, Yakky. We see you as the Ultimate Friend." Said Yogi.
"The Ultimate Friend... Yeah, I like that! Thanks, Yogi!" Exclaimed Yakky.
"Your welcome Yakky." He said with a smile.
"So what's your talent, Yogi?" Asked Boo-Boo.
"My talent is the "Ultimate Team Leader." Said Yogi.
"Guess we should have expected that." Said Huckleberry. "You always had a plan for every competition."
"And you always gave us positive reinforcement through every challenge." Said Cindy with a smile.
"Ah, you guys are going to make me blush." Said Yogi.
"So now that's taken care of we should address the elephant in the room." Said Doggie Daddy.
"What do you mean?" Questioned Yogi.
"I believe Doggie Daddy is talking about our sudden appearance in our team hotel." Said Snooper. "Though I noticed several differences already."
"Like what?" Aske Wally.
"Like the numerous amount of cameras over the hotel." Replied Snooper.
"Cameras?" Asked Yogi. "That's new."
"Now that you mention it, me and Dixie saw a camera in the kitchen." Said Pixie.
"Yeah! There was even one by the pool." Said Dixie.
"Maybe the studio is doing a reality show alongside the Laff-A-Lympics?" Questioned Hokey.
"I doubt it." Said Snooper.
As the group chatted an announcement bell chimed as the T.V. at the end of the main lobby turned on. The Yogi Yahooey's then saw a figure hiding in darkness as they spoke. "Attention contestants. Please come to the award stage. This is not optional and anyone who doesn't arrive will be punished." The T.V. turned off as the announcement ended.
"Now hold on there." Said Quick Draw. "That didn't sound like Snagglepuss or Mildew Wolf!"
"Well, whoever it was sounded quite serious." Said Mr. Jinx.
"Grape Ape, Grape Ape." He said as he nodded his head in agreement.
"We should go to the award stage then, right Yogi?" Asked Boo-Boo.
"As much as I don't like this we should." Answered Yogi. "We don't want to find out whatever the punishment is."
"The team then exited the hotel and saw a familiar sight.
"Just a calipicking second!" Exclaimed Doggie Daddy. "Isn't this San Francisco?"
"Hey you're right Doggie Daddy, this is San Francisco." Said Huckleberry. "I remember having tea with Cindy and Blue Falcon right over there." Huckleberry then pointed to the coffee and tea shop with a red eye on the sign. "Though I don't recall that creepy-looking sign."
"Neither do I, Huckleberry." Said Cindy. "Nor do I remember it being Mono Coffee & Co."
'How could we have gotten to San Francisco with no memory?' Thought Yogi as he and the team continued to the award stage.
When they arrived they saw the Scooby Doobies, the Really Rottens, and Snagglepuss and Mildew Wolf.
"Finally!" Exclaimed the Dread Baron. "We've been waiting here forever!"
"Didn't your team just get here as well, Baron?" Questioned Mildew. "You shouldn't judge others based on your ideals."
"Funny, I don't recall asking for an opinion." Replied Dread as Mumbly laughed.
"Hey knock that out!" Exclaimed Dee Dee Skyes. "We are all confused about what's going on here."
"Now, now, everyone. We don't need to act so uncivilized." Said Snagglepuss.
"Wait, Snagglepuss, you didn't convince us to return?" Asked Yogi.
"I'm afraid not, Yogi." Replied Snagglepuss. "Me and Mildew just woke up and headed here after hearing the announcement."
"So did you get talents too?" Asked Snooper.
"We did!" Exclaimed Snagglepuss. "I'm the Ultimate Host."
"Mine is the "Ultimate Co-Host." Said Mildew. "Didn't even bother to look into our background and see if we were skilled in anything else."
"That's what I said!" Exclaimed Wally.
"Like, mine fits me." Said Shaggy. "I'm the Ultimate Eater."
"Rine is the Rultimate Runner." Said Scooby.
"...Did anyone get that?" Questioned Mildew.
"Scooby said, he's the Ultimate Runner." Said Shaggy. "I can understand what he says, Mildew."
"Well, pardon my ignorance but it's been a couple of years if what... Shush Mildew! They said they wanted to introduce themselves." Said Mildew as Snagglepuss interrupted him.
"'Has Snagglepuss and Mildew met the mysterious figure?' Thought Yogi as he heard Snagglepuss whisper to Mildew.
"I'm the Ultimate Clutz." Said Scooby Dum. "Though I don't know what a clutz is."
"Now that's just mean!" Exclaimed Yakky.
"This mysterious figure sounds like a bully!" Exclaimed Brenda. "They gave me the "Ultimate Damsal!"
"You do end up in some tight spots." Said Taffy gaining a glare from Brenda. "...Sorry."
"... Let's continue with our talents." Said Dee Dee. "I'm the ultimate Solver."
"And I'm the Ultimate Planner." Said Taffy.
"I'm Ultimate Prehistoric Hero." Said Captain Caveman.
"Strange." Said Blue Falcon. "My talent says I'm the Ultimate hero. You'd think this mysterious figure would put a spin on my talent to make it fair."
"Honestly, Blue Falcon, I don't think this person gives a shit." Said Brenda.
"You have no idea." Mumbled Mildew.
"Don't worry about it, BF." Said Dynomutt. "Mine is the Ultimate Sidekick."
"Your point being?" Asked Dread.
"Well, whoever this person is gave me the title of Ultimate Karate Master." Said Hong Kong Phooey. "They could have put hero instead of master but didn't."
"Are you implying that our captor didn't have much time?" Asked Snooper.
"It would explain why some of our talents don't fit." Answered Phooey.
"So for those whose talents were obvious like mine being the Ultimate Genie was easy to do?" Asked Babu.
"I, I, It would explain a lot." Said Speed Buggy.
"Yeah, me and Speedy's are easy!" Said Tinker. "I'm the Ultimate Mechanic and Speedy is the Ultimate Racer."
"And here I am with the title Ultimate Driver." Said Mr. Jinx with an annoyed look.
"Ha, mine surpasses yours, Tinker!" Exclaimed Dread. "I'm the Ultimate Inventor!"
"So why has your team only won three gold medals?" Asked Mildew with a grin.
"Shut it you." He said with a sneer.
"And let me guess." Mumbly is the Ultimate Trickster?" Asked Snagglepuss as Mumbley laughed.
"I think we can take that as a yes." Said Mildew.
"I'm the Ultimate Brute." Said Dinky. "Anyone want to challenge that?"
"N, nope. That talent is all yours." Said Shaggy.
"I'm the Ultimate Thief." Said Dirty.
"And I'm the Ultimate Gunman." Said Dastardly.
"I don't recall you using a gun." Said Mildew. "Then again it's been a while since I have been around you savages."
"Well as for me and my wife, our talents are in the name." Said Mr. Creeply.
So you two are the Ultimate Husband and Wife?" Asked taffy. "That's sweet."
"Thank you, deary." Said Mrs. Creeply.
"I'm the Ultimate Heir." Said Junior Creeply. "And Orful is the Ultimate Climber."
"How shocking." Said Mildew with a blank look as Orful bowed.
"Well, I'm the Ultimate Competor." Said Daisy. "And Sooey is the Ultimate Pet." Sooey lets out a loud snort in appreciation.
"And I, The Great Fondoo... are the Ultimate Magician." Said Fondoo as Mildew interrupted him.
"You've said it at least twelve times." He said to Fondoo gaining a glare from him. "And you told us that your rabbit is the Ultimate Assistant."
"Brack!" Shouted Magic Rabbit.
"Same to you, pal." Said Mildew.
The Yogi Yahooey's then told everyone about their talents.
"So, is that everyone?" Asked Snagglepuss.
"I believe so." Replied Dee Dee.
"Then let's get this show on the road!" Shouted a high-pitched voice.
"Oh great, he's here." Said Mildew.
Everyone stared at the stage as a podium rose from the stage as a shape jumped over the placement stands and landed on the podium revealing a black and white bear with a red eye.
"What the heck is that?" Asked Taffy.
"What rotten trick is this, Baron!" Exclaimed Doggie Daddy.
"Funny, I was about to ask Yogi if this is a relative of his." Replied Dread.
"I would remember a unique bear like him." Said Yogi.
"Ah, thanks, Yogi." Said the bear. "But I'm the one, the only Monokuma!"
"Monokuma?" Asked Boo-Boo.
"Are you some sort of toy?" Questioned Blabber.
"How dare you call me a toy!" Exclaimed Monokuma. "My technology is far beyond a simple child's toy! NASA would kill for my design!
"If you're so advanced then why work for the Laff-O-Lympics?" Asked Snooper.
"Oh, I like you!" Said Monokuma. "You remind me of these two students I know!"
"So you're not the one that gave us our talents?" Questioned Snooper.
"Erk!" Grunted Monokuma as Snooper smirked. "W, well no but that doesn't mean I don't run this show!"
"I rhought Ragglepuss and Rildew were rin charge? Asked Scooby.
"I'm sorry, but, what the hell did you say!?" Exclaimed Monokuma. "It sounds like you got run over by a lawnmower when you spoke!"
"Hey don't insult Scooby like that!" Shouted Shaggy.
"Yeah, it's not Scooby's fault he has a speech impediment!" Shouted Auggie.
"Well excuse me for not knowing that." Said Monokuma. I had four months to plan this game and didn't go over all the files yet! I only got like a fourth of it read already!"
"Some host you are." Said Brenda.
"Well I am, so you have to live with it!" Exclaimed Monokuma.
"But, Snagglepuss is the Ultimat Host." Said Blue Falcon.
"Oh that may be true but I'm his boss!" Said Monokuma with a chuckle.
"Is that true, Snagglepuss?" Asked Cindy.
"I'm afraid so." He said with a dreadful tone. "I can't even make a stage exit, Even!"
"What do you mean by that?" Asked Yogi.
"Oh, I'm so glad you asked!" Exclaimed Monokuma. "It means you have to compete in the Laff-A-Lympics, forever!"
'F, forever!' Thought Yogi as he and the others felt despair.
"Now hold on there, Mr. Monokuma, sir!" Shouted Quick Draw. "We have friends and family, waiting back home for us!"
"Yeah! You can't just hold us prisoner! That's against the law!" Shouted Dynomutt.
"Well too bad." Said Monokuma. "You all signed a contract and you have to compete in the Laff-A-Lympics as long as I run it!"
"This is why you should read between the lines, folks." Said Mildew towards a camera.
"Do you think that the police and government are going to accept this!" Shouted Hokey. "They'll come down to San Fransico and arrest you!"
"No, they won't, Hokey." Said Snooper.
"So you noticed it too, Snooper?" Asked Blue Falcon.
"Noticed what!" Shouted Hokey.
"This isn't San Fransico, Hokey." Said Snooper.
"W, what?" Said Hokey shocked by Snooper's answer.
"This is a mock city." He answered as he turned to Monokuma. "Am I correct?"
"That's correct detective." Replied Monokuma. "We are currently inside a dome that can change to any place you all have been to in the Laff-A-Lympics."
"So no one knows where we are!" Exclaimed Daisy.
"Wow, we may be called the Really Rottens but that is truly rotten!" Shouted Fondoo.
"Hey, don't be so gloomy." Saidd Monokuma. "People are watching you as we speak."
"This is live!" Shouted Yakky as he turned to a camera. "Someone help us!"
"Don't worry Yakky." Said Babu. "I can just use my magic to help us escape!" Babu then moved his fingers and shouted, "Razzle Dazzle... but nothing happened. "Huh!?"
"Like I said, I got through a fourth of those files." Said Monokuma. "I thought it be important to nerf those who could easily escape."
"Then how do we leave?" Asked Mr. Creeply.
"Oh fuck, they said it." Said Mildew as he pulled his hat over his eyes.
"You know how to get out of here!" Shouted Doggie Daddy.
"We do but..." Said Snagglepuss as Monokuma put his paw on his mouth.
"No you don't Snagglepuss, this is my line." Said Monokuma. "This Laff-A-Lympics is special!" Monokuma then stood up from his sitting position. "Welcome to the Laff-A-Lympic's first-ever killing game!"
Silence filled that area as Monokuma finished speaking.
"K, killing game!" Stuttered Brenda.
"Like Zoinks!" Shouted Shaggy.
"You want us to kill each other!?" Exclaimed Cindy.
"We won't be doing such a thing!" Shouted Blue Falcon.
"Oh, every person I met says that, but, in the end, they eventually either stab, strangle, bludgeon, crush, hack, drown, or ignite each other." Said Monokuma. "In short, eventually one of you will kill."
"Grape Ape, Grape Ape!" He shouted as he stomped on the ground.
"I don't know what you said, but, keep that spirit up!" Exclaimed Monokuma.
"So Monokuma." Said Dastardly. "What happens if we do kill?"
"Now hold on there, Dastardly!" Shoted Quick Draw. "No one is killing anyone!"
"Oh, but he was just asking a question, Quick Draw." Said Monokuma. "But as for the answer... you'll have to wait and see."
"Oh, that's bullshit!" Exclaimed Daisy.
"Now, now, you'll have your answers soon, but, for now, let's get to the rules." Said Snagglepuss trying to shift the topic.
Monokuma then pressed a button making podiums rise in front of the teams with tablets resting on the podiums.
"What are these?" Asked Dread.
"Those are your Monopads! When you turn them on you'll find your profile including your fellow teammates and competitors. This also includes a clock, rules, a map, and a diary." Explained Monokuma.
"That's a bit invasive, isn't it?" Asked Brenda.
"I believe that's the point." Said Mrs. Creeply.
"The Monopad is also your key to your rooms and other areas around the dome." Said Mildew.
'Better take good care of this then.' Thought Yogi.
Yogi along with the others opened up the rules app and read.
Rule # 1: Contestants may reside only within the dome. Leaving the dome is forbidden.
Rule # 2: "Nighttime is from ten pm to 7 am. Some areas are off-limits at night, so please exercise caution.
Rule # 3: Sleeping anywhere other than the hotel will be seen as trespassing and will be punished accordingly.
Rule # 4: You are allowed to explore the dome and certain buildings. Restricted buildings will be closed by metal walls.
Rule # 5: Violence against the host is strictly prohibited, as is the destruction of any surveillance cameras.
Rule # 6: Anyone who kills a fellow contestant and becomes "blackened" will be able to leave unless they are discovered.
Rule # 7: Additional competition regulations may be added if necessary.
'Blackened?' Thought Yogi.
"It talks about the murderer who committed the crime, Yogi." Said Snooper.
"Oh did I say that out loud?" Asked Yogi.
"Your face showed your confusion." He replied to Yogi as Snooper stared at his Monopad. "I'm more worried about rule 7."
"Additional competition regulations may be added if necessary." Read Yogi. "I'm afraid I don't follow."
"The rule allows Monokuma to control us so he gets his way." Replied Snooper.
"So..." Said Yogi as he looked around at everybody. "...It's possible someone could kill?" He whispered to Snooper who nodded sending a chill down Yogi's spine.
"Any questions?" Asked Monokuma.
"I rhink we are rall ret." Said Scooby.
"...Still didn't understand a damn word of that." Said Monokuma. "I'm getting you a translator."
"That's not how speech independents work." Said Dee-Dee.
"Still doing it." Said Monokuma as he left.
"Well, this is quite the pickle we have ourselves in." Said Doggie Daddy.
"You think you have it bad." Said Mildew. "I thought Monokuma would have put us on that do-not-kill list!"
"He must want to make it fair." Said Snagglepuss as he shivered in fear. "Though, if our fellow friends are being forced to kill then I'm glad we aren't immune."
"Your crazy Snag! I'm going to talk to Monokuma about this!" Shouted Mildew as he walked off.
"Mildew! You're overthinking this! Don't do anything foolish!" Shouted Snagglepuss as he ran after Mildew.
"...Well THAT was comforting." Said Dread.
"He's just as scared as the rest of us, Dread." Said Mr. Jinx.
"No one is going to kill someone, right?" Asked Cindy.
"I wouldn't jump the gun on that." Said Snooper.
"You think someone is going to kill, Snoop!" Exclaimed Blabber.
"It's a possibility." Said Snooper. "Blue Falcon, you must also see the possibility."
"I unfortunately do, Snooper." Said Blue Falcon.
"Well, if anyone is going to kill it's going to be one of the Really Rottens." Said Hokey.
"We may be bad guys but we wouldn't stoop so low." Said Dread as he glared at Hokey.
"Oh really?" Questioned Snooper. "Can you say the same for the Creeplys or how about the Dalton brothers?"
"You trying to start a fight?" Asked Dinky as he pounded his fist into his open hand.
"Just because we are criminals doesn't mean we would kill!" Shouted Dirty.
"Speak for yourself, brother." Said Dastardly.
"D, Dastardly!" Exclaimed Dirty. "You can't mean that." Dastardly then walked off back to the hotel leaving his brother in shock. "..."
"It seems he made up his mind." Said Mr. Creeply. "Though I can understand his feelings on the topic."
"You too, Mr. Creeply!" Exclaimed Fondoo.
"Don't get me wrong, Fondoo, I don't plan to kill someone but if someone tries to harm my family then all bets are off." Explained Mr. Creeply.
"I, I, It's still wrong." Said Speed Buggy.
"I understand where he's coming from." Said Doggie Daddy. "If someone harmed Auggie I'd give them a piece of my mind!... But to kill..."
"Guys, guys! Let's all calm down!" Shouted Yogi. "People may not know where we are but surely they noticed we are missing."
"Like, Yogi's right, our family and friends have to know!" Exclaimed Shaggy. "Cameras are recording us live!" The police and government will be able to find us in no time!"
"We should get some rest after all this madness." Said Cindy.
"But it's..." 'Ding Dong' Said Yakky as another announcement started.
"Attention competitors. It's 10:00 pm. All competitors should head to bed or face consequences." Said Monokuma on a monitor before it turned off."
"I guess we were here longer the we thought." Said Babu.
"Then we should head to bed." Said Mr. Jinx as everyone nodded.
Everyone went back to their team hotels and entered their rooms. Yogi had just gotten ready for bed and laid down.
'Relax Yogi. We will be found. No one will have to kill anyone. Everything is going to be fine.' Thought Yogi as he lay there. '...Oh God. I believe it.' Yogi's eyes widened with fear. 'Someone is going to kill... and it could be me'
Prologue End
Survivors: 44