Welcome to my season two rewrite. I've seen a lot of hate for this season, and it's up to All Stars level of distaste as shocking as that may be… well, maybe not completely accurate since there were good things about it that people praise so I felt it would be best if I tried rewriting it.
Warning: There will be spoilers for the entire reboot in this fic. You have been warned.
The episode began with Chris piloting a helicopter as he began speaking, "We're back. Last season on Total Drama Island, we introduced sixteen new contestants with the dream to compete for one million dollars. Emma and Chase broke up, made up, broke up again, and made up again. Zee was chill, Axel was tough, Caleb was gorgeous, Scary Girl was scary and Damien screamed a lot. Social media influencer are three words that mean nothing but that's what Julia claimed to be at least until we found out she was a horrible person but to our surprise, she embraced her true self. Raj and Wayne are super tight hockey bros but Raj had a secret and while Bowie was the first to learn about it, no one was happier than Wayne. Action film star Nichelle LaDonna turned out to be less capable and far more fragile than we expected compared to her movies. Ripper showed his bum on the very first day and used a teammate as a human shield, and tied the world record for the world's longest fart. And that's Ripper. Priya, the most prepared player ever, made friends with Millie who was only here to write a book on how teens today are total failures. MK found out about it when she hacked the confession cam, but it was Bowie who ended up using the book to destroy their friendship right before the three of them faced off in the finale. This allowed Bowie to make it to the final two with Priya after she made up with Millie and faced off. It was a photo finish as they rolled in their barf balls but Priya was the one who ended up winning the whole thing. And as the winner, she took home one million dollars.
"Now we have another stack of cash and because people never learn all sixteen contestants are back to try and win the million again which means this season, I don't have to pretend to be nice." Chris said as he stood in the middle of the plane with the sixteen reboot contestants still in their seats before Chris pressed a remote and the floor opened up before the sixteen of them, causing them all to fall out of the plane with screams and into the water.
We then see the helicopter land at the dock as Chris smiles at the camera, "This do over's gonna be the epic grudge match of the century. Here on Total! Drama! Island!"
(After theme song)
The episode begins properly with everyone getting out of the water and onto the dock and it was shown that Ripper was gasping for air, Priya was comforting Millie, and Julia was wringing out her hair.
"Campers." Chris said happily, "How are we all doing?"
They all just groaned in unison and Chase coughed up a fish.
"Does this answer your question?" Chase said after he saw that.
"You can't just dump us out of a helicopter!" Nichelle cried out incredulously, "That's inhumane!"
"Well I mean, obviously you're wrong." Chris smirked, "Everyone meet at the bleachers once you've recovered your luggage."
Confessional: Damien
"And just like that, Chris established how insane he is." Damien sighed.
Confessional Ends
We then see that Emma was rolling her luggage down the woods when Chase walked up behind her.
"Hey Emma." Chase said happily.
"Nope." Emma said angrily.
"Wait, I just wanted to-" Chase began before Emma interrupted.
"No Chase!" Emma repeated.
"But-" Chase tried again.
"No, No, NO!" Emma screamed furiously before walking off to which Chase smiled nervously at.
"Okay… we'll talk later…" Chase laughed nervously as Bowie passed by.
"Chicks am I right?" Chase asked with a nervous smile.
"You're never right." Bowie muttered to himself but this went unnoticed by the live-streamer.
Confessional: Chase
"Things were going great between me and Emma." Chase smiled before he gained a thoughtful look, "But then she watched Episode Ten and realized I jumped for pizza and not for love or something, maybe I should have told her the truth…"
"Nah." Chase smiled again.
Confessional Ends
We then see that Nichelle was walking past Emma much to the former's delight.
"Oh hi. So good to see you." Nichelle said happily before seeing Emma walk past her, "Annnnnnnd she's gone."
Confessional: Emma
"I want to make friends with Nichelle, but I don't know much about her other than acting in movies." Emma admitted.
Confessional Ends
We then see Wayne and Raj walking together when Scary Girl popped up from behind them, dressed up in a tan shirt and brown shorts with her hair still being it's purple color.
"Hey guys, isn't it nice that no one was eaten by a shark or landed on a rock. That would not have brought me any joy." Scary Girl smiled while clearly straining herself to do so.
"Oh yeah, that would've been bad." Wayne gasped as Scary Girl soon passed him and Raj, still smiling.
"Who was she?" Raj asked curiously.
"I don't know." Wayne shrugged.
Confessional: Scary Girl
"A lot of people say I was eliminated last season for being too scary. My mom, people on the message board, the dog next door, so this season I am going to try and act normal." Scary Girl smiled before her eye twitched in annoyance.
Confessional Ends
"So… are you ready?" Priya asked Millie as they walked together with smiles.
"I'm so ready." Millie smiled back nervously.
"Yeah you are. Woohoo!" Priya cheered excitedly while Millie hummed nervously.
Confessional: Millie
"When we found out we'd be back for a new season, Priya really wanted me at my best so she made me a TDI Training Guide…" Millie said as she held up a large book before giving a shaky look at the camera, "I never even opened it!"
Confessional: Priya
"So why would I come back after winning last season?" Priya asked curiously, "Well I'm putting half of the cash away until I turn eighteen so it was either come back here or keep working at my new summer job and I'd rather do challenges I trained my whole life for than work at the Weenie Wagon."
Confessionals End
We then see Axel walking stoically through the woods when Ripper suddenly showed up behind her.
"Hey Axel, how have you been?" Ripper asked with a smirk.
"Ripper." Axel glared angrily at the fart machine, "What do you want?"
"Just checking up on you all before I crush this competition." Ripper laughed.
"Don't waste your time. With me in this game, you'll be sent packing sooner than later." Axel rolled her eyes.
"Oh I'm sorry, what was that Ms Second Boot?" Ripper mockingly asked before Axel gripped her rival by the shirt.
"You got lucky last time we played but mark my words, I WILL be winning this season and you'll be sent ugly crying back home." Axel growled lowly before letting Ripper fall to the floor and walking off but Ripper was still smiling and even blushing a bit.
Confessional: Ripper
"I forgot how much I missed arguing with Axel. It's so much more fun than messing with the other nerds. It'll be fun to compete against her again…" Ripper smirked before blushing again, "Y'know, because it'll be all the more satisfying when I take her down."
Confessional: Axel
"This season, I'll try and be nicer, but it's hard to do so with Ripper around." Axel confessed. "Why he outranked me last season when he's just as brutal as me is beyond me."
Confessionals End
We then see Wayne, Raj, and Bowie arriving at the bleachers where everyone else was waiting when Wayne spoke up happily, "Hey everyone. It's me and Raj from last season. And Bowie too."
"Is it me or am I getting stink eyed by everyone?" Bowie asked with a raised eyebrow as he looked to see Priya, Millie, Julia, Ripper, MK, Nichelle, Axel, and Caleb were all glaring at him.
"You knew people would be mad at you. We game planned this." Raj reminded his boyfriend before pushing him to the front of the bleachers, "Come on, just get it over with."
Bowie then coughed into his hand before sighing, "Last Season I made some tactical maneuvers with Millie's notebook that some may have found-"
"Sneaky." Damien said.
"Underhanded." Emma commented.
"Evil." Julia and MK said in unison before smirking at one another.
"I was going to say questionable, and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that I almost ruined your friendship. I was just trying to win and I needed an advantage. After all, this is just a game, isn't it?" Bowie half-heartedly apologized with a nervous chuckle but all he got was more heated glares.
Confessional: Bowie
"I'm not gonna lie, I do feel kinda bad for ruining their friendship but I was literally playing the game. It's hard to apologize for making a game move." Bowie confessed.
Confessional Ends
Chris and Chef soon arrived to the bleachers as Chef smiled at seeing the campers.
"Campers! It is so nice to have you back!" Chef said happily.
"Blah blah blah, just tell us what the teams are." Julia said angrily.
"Actually we can't, because this season the teams will be picked by our two finalists: Priya and Bowie." Chris said happily.
Priya and Bowie gasped at this information.
"Chris, studies show that picking teams creates a hierarchy and causes emotional trauma for kids." Millie complained.
"I know. That's why I'm doing it." Chris smirked.
"Man, I missed this place." MK sighed happily.
Confessional: Caleb
"Last season I was the first kicked off so it's extra important I get picked in with a good team." Caleb said as he flexed.
Confessional Ends
Priya and Bowie soon stood on opposite sides before Chris spoke up again, "Priya, since you won last season, you'll be first. The pressure is on."
"Millie." Priya spoke immediately.
"Woo!" Millie cheered.
Confessional: Caleb
"Millie?! Millie?! Look at me." Caleb said incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Alright Bowie. You're up next." Chris said happily, "Think long and hard about this one."
"Raj." Bowie smirked and pointed at his boyfriend.
"Boom! Knew it!" Raj smiled before running up to Bowie and embracing him, an act that Bowie was certainly not complaining about.
"Ugh. Two sentimental picks. Gross." Chris complained.
"You remember the chapter about alliance building so you obviously know who we should pick next." Priya whispered to Millie happily.
"Yeah…" Millie smiled sheepishly before Priya spoke up again.
"We're gonna pick Damien." Priya said happily.
"Yeah baby! Haha!" Damien cheered ecstatically before running over to Priya's team.
"Okay, time to get strategic. Weigh every option, find the perfect balance of brain, brawn, cunning…" Bowie analyzed his options before his eyes rested on Emma. His eyes immediately widened as he hummed nervously before scoffing, "I'll just go with an easy pick, Wayne."
"Woo!" Wayne cried out happily before tackling Bowie and Raj into a hug.
"So what are we thinking?" Damien asked curiously.
"I looked Caleb up online and I heard he bench presses 150 pounds, volunteered at a kitten orphanage, and got an early acceptance to MIT." Priya told her two friends.
"Okay then, I guess Caleb's our next pick." Millie giggled nervously.
"We're gonna pick Caleb." Priya said happily.
"Yes!" Caleb cried out excitedly.
Confessional: Caleb
"Fifth pick isn't the best way to go, but I'll take it." Caleb shrugged.
Confessional Ends
"I know this pick could blow up in my face," Bowie said as he was in a huddle with the Hockey Bros before smiling, "but it may also win me a million bucks."
Bowie then got out of the huddle and glared at his next pick, "Julia."
Everyone gasped at this except for Julia who smirked.
Confessional: Julia
"Gotta give Bowie credit. I'm a smart pick. I mean, sure I'll eventually double cross him and make him ugly cry on TV but until then, I'll bring my A game." Julia smirked at the camera.
Confessional Ends
"I pick Axel." Priya said happily as Axel smirked at the fact she was the next to be picked.
"Uh… serious question, am I invisible?" Ripper asked as he looked around nervously.
"MK." Bowie smirked again as MK shrugged and walked towards Bowie's team.
"Emma." Priya spoke again.
"Hmmmm," Bowie hummed before sighing, "Guess I'll pick Chase."
"You made the right choice, man." Chase smirked as he strutted confidently to Bowie's team, "My Chase Charm is gonna win us every challenge."
"Sure." Bowie rolled his eyes.
While Bowie was huddling up with the Hockey Bros again now with Chase trying to listen in, MK took the time to whisper to Julia.
"Psst, I like your moves." MK said respectfully.
"Really?" Julia asked in shock before smirking, "Well I like your style. I trust you'll find some sneaky way to help us this season."
"That's kinda my jam." MK smirked at having her ego boosted before getting serious, "And I hope you have a plan in case Bowie only picked you so that he and the Hockey Bros can vote you off."
"I didn't even think of that." Julia gasped in shock.
"Then I guess I'm helping already." MK responded.
"This could be the start of a great alliance." Julia shook hands with MK.
Their conversation was then interrupted by Priya's voice.
"I'll take Zee." Priya said happily.
"Sweet." Zee cried out happily before asking, "Take me for what?"
Confessional: Zee
"After last season ended, I've been picked to sponsor every kind of soda. Whether I like them or not, I have to keep a big smile on my face and get viewers to buy them." Zee confessed.
Confessional Ends
"Okay, bottom of the barrel time." Chris said as Bowie looked to see his only options left were Ripper, Scary Girl, and Nichelle, "Bowie. It's your turn to pick."
"I guess I'll take Scary Girl." Bowie shrugged.
"Are you sure dude?" Chase asked curiously.
Scary Girl suddenly appeared behind Bowie which horrified the strategist.
"You won't regret it." Scary Girl assured him.
"Too late." Bowie whispered to himself before shuddering.
"Alright Priya, you get the second last pick." Chris said happily.
"Please don't make me the last pick." Ripper begged as he clasped his hands.
"I'll pick the one who didn't use me as a human shield, Nichelle." Priya said happily.
"Yes!" Nichelle cheered as she ran over to Priya's team.
"Nacho nuggets." Ripper cursed.
Confessional: Nichelle
"After I humiliated myself on the obstacle course last season, fans started questioning my stardom." Nichelle whined, "So instead of wallowing, I decided to train myself to the max. This season I'm playing Lights Out."
Confessional Ends
"And just like that, the teams are formed." Chris said happily to the two teams, "Priya, the team that you picked will now be called Team Rat Face."
"Rat Face?!" Scary Girl smirked before laughing hysterically.
"Bowie, your team will be known as Team Skunk Butt." Chris told the strategist who immediately stopped laughing and sighed.
"Yeah, should've seen that coming." Bowie sighed.
"Drop off your gear." Chris instructed, "Then we'll have our first challenge to see who's going home today."
Confessional: Caleb
"Last season I was booted off first, so this season, I'm allying with the strongest competitor in the game." Caleb smirked as he flexed.
Confessional Ends
Priya moved to grab her bag before Caleb smiled and grabbed it for her.
"I got you champ. Save your strength for the challenge." Caleb smirked as he flexed, causing Priya to blush.
"Oh, okay. I could- Maybe I could-" Priya smiled as she stammered before Millie threw her bag to Caleb.
"Thanks Caleb. We appreciate it." Millie obliviously smiled at the hunk before turning to Priya, "Now Priya. Can we go over some of your training highlights? Just to refresh my memory."
After Millie and Priya walked off, Caleb sighed to himself.
"Okay, this'll take some work." Caleb said miserably.
We then cut to all sixteen teenagers at a boxed in field with a farmhouse background.
"Welcome to today's first challenge. Grandma's footsteps." Chris said happily which unnerved those such as Millie and Damien, "Helping us today is a very special guest. Chef's grandma, Granny Hatchet."
Soon an elderly woman walked in the area and was helped up on top of a circular plate.
"Hello children." Granny Hatchet smiled.
"Aw." Emma cooed.
"So sweet." Caleb gushed.
"Rules!" Chef boomed, "This is my grandma's lawn, and she doesn't like kids walking on it. When her back is turned, run to the finish line but when she turns back around, you better stand still or else."
"Or else what? Raptors?! Rabid tapeworms?! Tell us already!" Damien cried out in fear.
"Damien. Relax. This is day one. If she catches you, she'll throw paint balloons at you." Chris explained, "If you get hit, you're out."
"Pfft. No way can she throw hard enough to hit us." MK scoffed with a smirk.
"Wait, this game sounds eerily familiar." Chase admits with a raised eyebrow.
"Forget that. That old lady looks familiar." Ripper said.
"First camper to cross the finish line wins it for their team." Chris said happily, "Losing team reports to the marshmallow ceremony where one of you will be voted off. Game starts in two minutes."
We then see Team Rat Face huddling up together when Priya begins speaking, "Okay team. We can win this with basic TDI strategy. When Chef's grandma is watching, stop in a position that you can hold. No balancing on one leg."
Nichelle then noticed Millie's nervous expression and immediately got concerned, "Millie, you good?" Nichelle asked curiously.
"Yeah… just getting psyched up." Millie smiled nervously.
"Okay team. Strategy time." Bowie told his team before Ripper interrupted.
"Strategy?! Dude, you run and you stop. It's not rocket science." Ripper said incredulously.
"Yeah, but-" Bowie began before Chris interrupted.
"Alright campers. Time to race." Chris said happily which caused both teams to ready themselves at the starting line.
"Alright Millie. Let's get it, let's get it." Millie narrowed her eyes in determination as Granny Hatchet turned away from the campers.
"Ready, set, go!" Chris counted down before pressing on the airhorn
The contestants all began running but somehow Millie had begun running faster than all of them.
"Whoa. Did not see that coming." Zee admitted.
"RAHHHHHHHHH!" Millie growled before Granny Hatchet began facing the contestants. All of them stopped running… except for Millie who continued running with her doing her battle cry.
To everyone's surprise, Granny Hatchet narrowed her eyes and quickly threw her balloon at Millie who immediately got hit in the face and covered in pink paint. Millie soon fell to the floor, dazed.
"Millie!" Priya cried out in horror as she ran to check up on her best friend, forgetting about the challenge.
"Priya! No!" Nichelle gasped.
But she was too late. Granny Hatchet had seen Priya running and immediately threw the balloon at her, causing Priya to fall on her back, her stomach covered in pink paint.
"Ooh, it looks like both besties have been hit." Chris said happily, "Team Rat Face has already lost two of their players."
"Boom, you just got Axed." Granny Hatchet smirked.
"Axed?!" Ripper gasped in horror, "That's Axe Hatchet. The head pitcher of her baseball team!"
"Oh did we forget to mention that?" Chef asked smugly.
Axe then turned back to the wall which allowed the rest of the contestants to keep running though Zee had noticeably tripped on a rock.
When Axe turned around to face the campers, she had spotted Zee getting back up so she immediately threw the balloon at him causing the soda lover to fall on the floor.
"Another Rat Face down. Team Skunk Butt still has the advantage to win the challenge." Chris announced.
Axe then turned to the back once again, so the remaining thirteen contestants continued running. However, Axel had noticed Ripper was running behind her.
"I don't like people following me." Axel said angrily.
"I'm not following you. We're running in the same direction." Ripper argued.
Soon Axe turned around and faced the campers, causing almost all of them to stop but before Ripper could stop, Axel subtly tripped him which caused him to fall over and face plant into the dirt.
Ripper then picked his face up and wiped the dirt off, but Axe had already seen him fall.
"Time out! Time out!" Ripper begged but it was fruitless as Axe threw the balloon at his face.
Axe then turned to the back of the wall which allowed the twelve competitors to keep running but once she turned back around, everyone stopped with MK noticing Caleb was right in front of her and smirking.
Confessional: MK
"Why am I doing all this running when I can hitch a ride to the finish line?" MK smirked evilly.
Confessional Ends
"I'm going for it." Chase said from next to Bowie and narrowed his eyes at Axe.
"Ha. Yeah right." Bowie rolled his eyes with a smirk before realizing who he was talking to, "Wait… you're not serious?"
Chase then began running much to Bowie's horror, Axe then threw a paint balloon at him but he ended up dodging it much to everyone's surprise.
"I don't believe it. He's actually gonna-" Bowie smiled before Axe threw another balloon and ended up hitting Chase in the stomach.
"Did we win?" Chase moaned.
After that, Axe turned to face the wall and unseen by everyone else, MK had snuck a ride on Caleb's back. Soon Axe turned around to face them and they immediately stopped.
"On a dime bro." Raj smirked.
"There's no way she can catch us." Wayne bragged as he and Raj shared a confident glance.
However Axe smirked and then began spinning around in a whirlwind which caused everyone to be confused.
"Can she see us?" Wayne asked nervously to Raj
"Run!" Scary Girl whispered from behind the duo and the Hockey Bros did such, with her, Damien, and Axel following. However, in the midst of Axe's spinning, she ended up throwing twenty paint balloons and all of them hit Wayne, Raj, Axel, Damien, and Scary Girl causing them to fall to the floor in pain.
"Again! Again!" Scary Girl clapped her hands before Axe threw the balloon at her and made her fall again.
Axe then faced the wall again and the remaining few ran once again, Caleb felt an itching feeling behind him and turned around before grabbing onto his back and pulling out MK from behind.
"Ah-ha! Gotcha!" Caleb smiled.
"You mean, got us." MK pointed to Axe who was now facing them. They were promptly hit with paint balloons much to their displeasure.
Axe then faced the wall again, and the final four remaining: Bowie, Emma, Julia, and Nichelle ran for the finish line and soon, Axe turned to face them yet again causing them to stop with Emma in the front with Julia and Bowie in the middle, and Nichelle in the back. The rest of the ousted competitors were now at the end of the finish line and Priya began cheering.
"Sorry Julia and Bowie, but I'm gonna win this." Emma smirked.
"Let's go Emma!" Damien cheered, "You're gonna win it for us!"
"You got this Emma!" Caleb smirked.
"Go Emma." Zee smiled.
All of the cheering caused Julia to grimace.
Confessional: Julia
"Bowie may have only picked me just so he can boot me out first. So I need to show my team… I'm worth keeping." Julia smirked villainously.
Confessional Ends
"Here I come!" Julia growled at Emma before tackling the blonde to the ground much to her shock but she and Julia were now hit in the face with the paint balloons.
Confessional: MK
"Wow, Julia's an animal." MK smirked, clearly impressed with Julia's performance.
Confessional Ends
Axe then turned away from the group again causing Julia to shout at Bowie.
"Bowie! Run!" Julia cried out from the ground which caused Bowie and Nichelle to run. At this point, Team Skunk Butt began cheering heavily for Bowie while Team Rat Face looked nervous.
"We got this in the bag. Bowie versus a pretend action hero?" Ripper asked with a smirk.
"Champions!" Bowie cheered before Nichelle jumped above him much to the shock of everyone before doing a front flip across the finish line.
"Nichelle wins for Team Rat Face!" Chris said happily.
"We're number one! We're number one! We're number one!" Team Rat Face cheered excitedly.
"How did she do that?" Bowie asked in shock as Raj moved to pat Bowie on the shoulder in comfort.
Confessional: Nichelle
"I think all my training has paid off." Nichelle smirked.
Confessional Ends
"Nice job winning for us, Nichelle," Damien complimented.
"Sweet moves," Zee added.
"I've gotta say, you've gotten better than last season," Axel admitted.
"You can thank the people that trained me," Nichelle said. "With Nichelle Ladonna on this, we're guaranteed to win every challenge."
Confessional: Axel
"Her ego could use a bit of work," Axel said.
Confessional Ends
The contestants were all heading out, but Damien felt himself being stopped by Millie.
"Millie, why did you stop me?" Damien asked.
"Me and Priya wanted to know if you'll be in our alliance," Millie said. "With you, we could be a powerful trio."
"You don't even have to ask me twice. Yes," Damien agreed.
Confessional: Damien
"An alliance with two of last season's final three. What could go wrong with that?" Damien asked rhetorically.
Confessional Ends
The next scene focused on Bowie, Raj, and Wayne sitting on the steps of their cabin.
"So who are we going to vote off tonight?" Wayne asked.
"Yeah, Julia's evil and MK watches people's confessionals. We don't know much about Chase, Ripper, and that creepy girl though," Raj said.
"I'd love to get rid of Julia, but she took down a team member of the opposing team just so our chances of winning could increase," Bowie pointed out.
"What about MK?" Raj asked.
"We'll need her intellect for future challenges," Bowie claimed.
"So that leaves us with the other three," Wayne said.
"Chase is borderline egocentric, Ripper is repulsive, and Scary Girl is more frightening than psycho killers," Bowie mentioned. "We'll have to think about this vote super carefully."
Confessional: Raj and Wayne
"This will be a tricky one," Raj said.
"Definitely dude," Wayne nodded.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Julia and MK were in the woods discussing with each other.
"So we're obviously going to vote for Bowie," Julia said.
"I know you two don't like each other, but Scary Girl, Ripper, and Chase are basically outsiders," MK pointed out. "Picking off one of them would be more beneficial."
"I can just convince them to vote with me," Julia shrugged. "And they hate Bowie as much as they hate me."
"Alright, but if we're going to make this alliance work, you're going to treat me as an equal," MK enforced.
"I guess I could do that, you're not the worst person to be allied with." Julia smirked.
"Wow, thanks." MK snarked.
Confessional: MK
"I'm still the same girl who leaked Julia's true colors to the world," MK reminded the audience. "I could leak out worse if I was crueler."
Confessional Ends
Axel was doing push-ups by herself next to her cabin. "24…25…26…"
"Hey Axel!" Ripper greeted as he walked up to her.
"What do you want?" Axel grunted, not breaking off her stance.
"I just wanted to say that I'm impressed with how you messed with me back there," Ripper said.
"Like I said, I'm going to take you down," Axel said and finally stood up. "If it means making you lose, then so be it."
Axel walked into her cabin, but all Ripper could do was smile at her.
Confessional: Ripper
"Is it me, or has Axel always been this cute and fierce?" Ripper said with admiration. "I dig that in a woman."
Confessional Ends
We then cut to Team Skunk Butt at the elimination ceremony where Chris and Chef were standing in front of the losing team.
"Okay, it's finally time for my favorite part of every episode, crushing somebody's dreams." Chris rubbed his hands together mischievously.
"Chase." Chef began.
"He started with me because some of you did even worse stuff." Chase bragged.
"You thought you could beat my grandma's arm, but maybe you just got yourself voted off." Chef lectured causing Chase to bite his tongue and gulp despite his previous words.
"Bowie," Chef said angrily.
"I know." Bowie sighed.
"I'm sayin' it anyway!" Chef barked out, "You had a real shot of immunity after Julia sacrificed herself for the team but you failed and pretty much everyone is against you."
Bowie's eyes widened at this as Chase and Ripper glared at him.
Confessional: Julia
"I asked Scary Girl, Chase, and Ripper to vote off Bowie and they all said they'd think about it. I think it's clear that Bowie is gone." Julia smirked at the camera.
Confessional Ends
"Scary Girl." Chef turned to the creepy girl before Scary Girl interrupted.
"No." She crossed her arms.
"No?" Chef asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Look, I know that some of you found me a bit scary." Scary Girl smiled at the cast.
"100%." Bowie turned to Wayne and Raj.
"Terrifying." Chase shuddered.
"Total freak show." MK whispered to Julia.
"But I worked hard to become the normal girl you see here today." Scary Girl bowed respectfully before adding, "It wasn't easy. I had to read normal books and watch normal movies. I even studied some of you to see how normal people acted. Sometimes even through your windows."
The rest of her teammates gave horrified looks at what Scary Girl just said and then Julia sighed miserably.
Confessional: Raj and Wayne
"I think we made our decision." Raj shuddered while Wayne nodded fearfully.
Confessional Ends
"Get a marshmallow and you're safe, no marshmallow means you've been voted off and will immediately be voted off and take a drone off the island." Chris said happily before calling out names, "Julia, MK, Wayne, Raj, Ripper, Chase. You are all safe."
All six team members were happy to receive marshmallows but Raj gave one worried look to Bowie.
"Just one marshmallow remains and it goes to…" Chris smirks as Bowie gives a worried look while Scary Girl just smiles.
…
…
…
"Bowie." Chris tosses a marshmallow to Bowie.
"Phew." Bowie smiles while Raj pumps a fist in celebration.
"Scary Girl, your time on the show is over." Chris told the shocked 'normal girl' before she began heading to the dock.
Farewell Confessional: Scary Girl
"This is what you get for trying to conform to societal norms, carried into the sky by a drone." Scary Girl growled, "I didn't even try to hurt anybody on my team this time, I taught myself how to smile 40% less creepily."
She then grabbed the camera and gave it a menacing look.
"Ohhhhhhhhh, this isn't the last of Scary Girl. I swear I will make them all PAY!" Scary Girl growled.
Confessional Ends
We then see Scary Girl laughing maniacally as she was carried into the sky by the Drone Of Despair.
"And that is why you should always keep your doors locked at night." Chris shuddered, "Stay tuned for more self help tips on Total! Drama! Island!"
Votes:
Scary Girl: 6(Bowie, Chase, MK, Raj, Ripper, Wayne)
Bowie: 2(Julia, Scary Girl)
Author's Note: And so we say goodbye to our canonical first boot, Scary Girl. I personally believe she is a character that works best in small doses and I think most people can agree on that. She's a good lesson that not every pre-merge boot is gonna have an underdog arc.
So this episode stayed a bit similar to canon, with some minor changes. I hope you all enjoyed it and we'll see you on Taking On The Rim Reaper
16th: Scary Girl