Another lost episode remake! Also there's a movie from the 2000's called my Big Fat Greek Wedding. That is the funniest most amazing title to me! So I couldn't resist also extreme special thanks to Nokmietarchive for compiling all the Wedding Smashers episode clips together that really helped me!
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My Big Fat Villain Wedding!
Mikey was sitting on top of April's apartment building mediating to keep his powers in check. Tiger Claw had decided to join him. Mikey had to open his eyes when he sneezed. One of the Billboards he saw was a man and a woman looking at each other passionately in white while the billboard read: Laird's Wedding Planner call 1(800) 111-1984
"Hey Tiger Claw? What's a wedding?" Mikey asked, catching the Tiger's attention.
"Hmm?" he asked, noticing the building. "Oh, it's a ceremony, that joins two people in love Romantically together."
"Ohhhhh," Mikey replied. "What's love?" he immediately asked after making Tiger Claw blush and jolt a little.
"Uhhhh…. You, should ask Carol as she's been married!" Tiger Claw replied with a voice.
"Okay," Mikey said standing up and brushing himself off. "I'll see you later Tiger Claw!" he shouted, pulling his gold hoodie on and going into building to find Carol. Tiger Claw sighed in relief. That was way too embarrassing to try and describe.
X X X
"Carol!" Mikey said rushing towards her as she arrived home with a big smile on his face. "Perfect timing. I have a question, what is Romantic love?"
Carol blinked before giggling. "Well, you know how love is a feeling of strong affection for those close to you?"
"Yeah," Mikey replied.
Carol sighed nostalgically, "Well, it's even…stronger I would say but it's hard describe. But you know it when you feel it." She said knowingly.
"I'm not sure I get it," Mikey hummed. "Thanks anyway Carol." Mikey said as he headed off. When he headed home he fell asleep in his hammock dreaming. He saw a pink light, was that love? He went closer to it. He saw the most beautiful crystal he had ever seen. Perfectly cut and polished even from what he had seen in shows or what Donnie had shown him. The crystal suddenly took, shape. Before it could finish however he woke up to a growling.
Mikey sat up looking at his stomach. He headed out into the kitchen pulling out the cookbook for vanilla pancakes. But he was going to add Chocolate chips.
"Eggs, two tea spoons of vanilla extract, two percent milk," Mikey said gathering the ingredients and putting them together once he had mixed them together and started cooking them. Klunk rushed in.
"Oooh the Chocolate Chip Pancakes!" She said happily. She jumped on the counter.
"Klunk, you know the rules." Mikey said to her. She groaned and jumped down before going to her chair to watch Mikey soon finished, he got himself and Klunk a plate. Before sitting and eating. They had only just started putting on Chocolate Sauce and Whipped Cream when Splinter walked into the room looking at the toaster after grabbing some bread and placing it inside.
"Hmm, Light, medium, oooh Universe crushing!" Splinter said happily and twisting the knob to that setting. However instead of lowering the toast down to cook it. It suddenly generated a small black hole in the room rimmed with a purple light that began sucking everything in as Mikey grabbed Klunk and used his Nun chucks to hold on for dear life. But he couldn't save their breakfast.
"NOOOOO!" Mikey screamed desperately as Klunk reached out for them claws jutting out.
"NOT THE PANCAKES!" she cried as they disappeared into the hole. Splinter had lost his robe and all his fur leaving him naked and in his underwear as Klunk and Mikey screamed in horror. He then started to get sucked in as Mikey immediately used one Nun chuck to wrap around Klunk who became a gold anvil while Mikey holding on to both handles used the other one to wrap around Splinter, he held onto the glowing gold chain but maneuvered his tail to reach the cord and unplug the toaster making the black hole disappear as they all fell onto the floor. The kitchen was a disaster. Mikey and Klunk just stared at where the hole used to be and where their pancakes used to be before Splinter growled.
"PURRRRPPLLLLLEEEEE!" he shouted as Donnie poked his head in. "I told you no converting kitchen appliances into inventions!"
"I have free range over appliances going out the door! And I clearly marked it so no one would get them mixed up!" Donnie shouted back. As Klunk and Mikey held each other crying over their lost pancakes with waterfall tears.
"Well, it wasn't that clear!" Splinter snapped. Donnie glared, turning the Toaster around to show many warning stickers and a sticky note that said. 'Invention do not touch."
"Still not that clear." Splinter mumbled embarrassed.
"Hey, can you guys keep it down I'm trying to find a gift for Ghost Bear." Raph called from the other room as Mikey came in out of curiosity Klunk on his shoulder.
"What's the gift for?" Mikey asked as Raph looked over from his phone screen.
"Ghost Bear's gettin' married!" Raph replied happily. "Luckily, we've got some extra new stuff lying around. Right now, I'm trying to find something no one else has gotten him." Raph replied showing his twitter account with the Username Crude_Dude84. Someone mentioned gift cards, and another mentioned a China set.
"Ghost Bear hates us though." Mikey pointed out.
"Yeah but he doesn't have to know I sent it." Raph replied as he decided on a toaster calling dibs on the page. He rushed out of the room to find one. Guess Donnie had a bunch of toasters. A couple hours passed.
Mikey was listening to a song he started really liking a lot. "Stylin' wilin' livin' it up in the city!" Mikey sang as he and Klunk danced. "Got chucks on with Saint Laurent!" Mikey sang with a spin around the kitchen. "I gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty! I'm too hot!"
"Hot damn!" Klunk sang.
"call, the police and the fireman! I'm too hot!" Mikey said getting close to a toaster.
"Hot Damn!" Klunk sang again.
"Make a dragon wanna retire man!" Mikey sang again moving his arms a bit.
"I'm too hot say my name you know who I am!" Mikey shouted happily. "And my band about that money break it down! Girls hit ya hallelujah girls hit ya hallelujah Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya! Cause uptown Funk gonna give it to ya! Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya! Don't believe me just watch!" His hand accidentally twisted a knob on a toaster seeing this he and Klunk shrieked and grabbed onto whatever they could shivering fearfully. However, a few seconds passed before they realized nothing was happening.
They went over to the toaster. It was in the exact same place Donnie had placed down his Black Hole Generator. He had mentioned he needed something new when Shelldon smashed the nearly complete one with his drone racing. However, this one seemed different. One of the first things Mikey noticed is that the final setting on the toaster was Dark instead of Universe crushing. "That's odd…" Mikey muttered. It didn't turn on when I hit it either.
Klunk jumped up on the counter to sniff it. She circled around it. "It's brand new too! I don't think this thing has been used. But if this is a regular toaster, where's Donnie's black hole one."
Mikey felt his blood freeze. "GHOST BEAR'S WEDDING!" he shrieked. "Raph must have taken the Generator by mistake!" He immediately pulled out his phone and began searching as quickly as he could. On his own Twitter Account which basically had his name and pic. "Okay I Found the address! But it's villains only…" Mikey hummed. Klunk made herself black with two tails and made herself thinner and more angular with slitted yellow pupiled eyes. She turned her jewel a bright red.
Mikey however pulled out a black cape with the armor he wore to conventions. He attached the two and placed on some black pants. He tied a black scarf around the lower half his face and styled it like Shadow Weaver's before placing on a costume version of the villain's helmet from Crognard a really, really old show.
"What's going on?" Raph asked just coming back.
"You accidentally gave Ghost Bear Donnie's black hole toaster!" Klunk declared.
"Wait I DID WHAT!?" Raph yelped. "What have I done!? It'll kill them all!"
"And it'll ruin the wedding!" Mikey said, placing on some costume bracers on his arms.
"If they die there is no wedding." Raph yelped.
"That's why me and Klunk are going to go get it," Mikey assured as he let Klunk climb up.
"Not without me you're not!" Raph declared. He rushed into the room they watched as he tore the place up for something then came out with large white goggles with a black spot over the eye. But he was mostly wearing a red, black polka dot spandex outfit with a fake ladybug shell over his own. He immediately rushed to Donnie's room and grabbed the antenna he used for conventions.
And with that they were Shady Bug and Dark Fire! As they headed above Raph calmed down for a moment. It was then how'd they'd exactly be getting the toaster back sunk in. He squeed a little shaking his fists. "We're actually going to Ghost Bear's wedding!" he squeed again moving around.
"Remember this is a mission! We go in swap the toasters, get out and go home! I know you like Ghost Bear, but we can't get carried away! This is a precious moment for Ghost Bear, and we shouldn't disturb it!" Mikey lectured.
Raph blinked for a second before looking smug. "Raph never gets carried away!"
Mikey looked at him a bit suspiciously before they heard a voice. "Do you know da wae?" They heard and looked around. "Do you know da wae?" asked a weird smushed up knuckles looking thing with big round eyes and a derpy smile. Mikey wasn't sure if they were Yokai or Mutants.
"Undangan Knuckles?" Raph asked surprised More kept popping up asking the same question.
"Do you know da wae?" multiple asked surrounding them.
"Uhhh Yes?" Mikey asked.
They burst into smiles clicking their mouths. "Queen, Queen, Queen Queen, Queen!" they repeated over and over before Mikey corrected them.
"Uhh just for the record I'm a guy Turtle." Mikey pointed out.
"King, King, King, Ki-ng Ki-ng King!" They repeated over and over few a few minutes the Knuckles began to follow them. They soon saw the abandoned Church hidden untouched deep in the city surrounded by skyscrapers. The area itself had some mystic plants planted and was kept by Yokai Landscapers. One raised his hat to them as they approached the front door to see the Mud Dogs acting as bouncers.
Lenard was going over the list as Mikey and Danny looked bored. Heinous was cracking his knuckles with a slight growl.
Mikey took a breath and held his head high and puffed out his plastron. "Step aside posers!" he declared arrogantly as he could. "Make way for the Biggest, Badest Villains in this city! Shady Bug and Dark Fire, you're welcome!"
Lenard got in front of them. "Shady Bug and Dark Fire huh? I sure as hell haven't heard of you! And if you ain't famous or on the list! You ain't gettin' in!" Lenard snapped at them.
Mikey and Klunk merely glanced at each other. Mikey raised his hands and snapped his fingers.
"SPIT ON HIM!" they Undangan Kunckles shouted as they seemed to levitate rushed over to Lenard and began spitting on him making him thrash wildly as they spit all over him. The other Mud Dogs backing up and out of the way in horror as Lenard with his hair down and soaked curled up into a ball shivering.
"Stay fresh cheese bags!" Mikey sneered walking in. Raph followed Heinous eyed him closely making Raph nervous.
"Eh heheh we're totally not heroes dressed as fake villains' bye!" he shouted rushing in as Warren and Hypno arrived immediately after the former allowing his Boyfriend onto the flat stone wall top Where he struck a pose.
"I'm Warren Stone with Hypnopotamus and Tonight's top story our saucy dance moves!" he declared doing the worm as Hypno began break dancing with the electric slide as electro music played and the Mud Dogs (Minus Lenard) looked at each other confused.
X X X
They headed inside as Mikey began looking around for the toaster as Raph gazed in awe. Mikey had headed to the ground floor as Raph headed up above. "Pinatas and Skulls! HA!" Raph gasped taking in the sites. He gasped out of the Day of the Dead theming that lined the whole Church. He took a gasp in awe at the sight. There was even tradition Spanish music playing. "I always imagined Ghost Bear getting married on an Ice Burg in Hawaii but this works." Raph hummed thoughtfully.
Mikey was poking his head out into the main floor of the Chapel and took note of a bunch of people. One of them being Kitsune. Others included Baxter and Albearto, The Makers of Brutality and the Mantis gang among others. He even saw a strange Corpse Flower looking Mutant there. There were also various Yokai thugs he recognized.
"Wow that's a lot of villains! There's even some we know here!" he said seeing Hypno and Warren come in even the Foot Clan were nearby. Bebop and Rocksteady seemed a bit conflicted. "I think all the villains we know are here too!"
"Hey there!" shouted a familiar voice. Mikey's eyes widened it was actually two voices.
"Damn it….." Mikey hissed, he turned to see Huggin and Munnin in suits.
"You look familiar have we met before?" Munnin asked.
"Play it cool," Klunk hissed into his ear as they fluttered around him.
"That's not possible! I do not have Gargoyle Henchmen only my loyal Echidnas!" Mikey declared haughtily.
"Oh well we're actually looking for some work. Here's our resume." Huggin said passing Mikey a bunch of Papers.
"Uhh thank you I will consider it bye!" Mikey yelped rushing out and when he was sure they weren't looking stuffed it into the trash. "What are they doing here!?" Mikey groaned.
"You know the answer to that." Klunk replied sadly patting his head with one of her tails.
"I know." The Box Turtle sighed. Klunk however immediately saw something.
"Mikey look!" Klunk shouted pointing towards a table with the gifts Mikey then saw the Black Hole Toaster with a bright red ribbon tied on it. "There it is! Now we just have too, swap them out without drawing attention to ourselves!"
Raph watched as Mikey began to sneak over. The Undangan Knuckles behind him waddling. "Okay Mikey's sighted the toaster. You got this Shady Bug all you gotta do is keep watch and- "
All thoughts left his head when someone in a black and gold elegantly styled vest, a large black suit pants gold and white boots and a large elaborately decorated sombrero appeared in the room. "GHOST BEAR!?" he squeaked. Raph began moving a bit spastically. "Wait Ghost Bear, me wait, no wait, Go, bear! SHADY BUG BEST MAN SHOULD BE!" he screamed spastically jumping from the Balcony his arms angled to fly as the shell opened behind him sporting fake wings. "WAAAHHHHH!" he screamed swimming in the air before gravity made him nosedive right into the cake below.
"RAPH!" Mikey cried having just about grabbed the Black Hole Toaster only to drop it when he heard Raph scream and fall into the cake.
"Did you just say Raph?" Asked Bebop. They turned to see the group in elaborate Yakuza suits. Bebop didn't have his usual shades and Rocksteady had ditched the Helmet for a day for a comb cut. Recruit was eying suspiciously slowly chewing on a Nacho chip with a hard chop. Mikey then felt the eyes of Repo, Baxter, Albearto, Hypno, Warren and the Mantis Squad on him. Mikey, barely able to think quickly snapped his fingers as his Henchmen appeared.
"SPIT ON THEM!" one of the Undangan Knuckles shouted immediately they began Spitting on everyone making them scream in horror as Recruit tried to fight back and was losing somehow.
"IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET MY HAIR THIS WAY!" Rocksteady whined as Klunk and Mikey took off.
While a lot of screaming and crying was going on Raph lifted his head as cubes of cake fell out of his eyes revealing them as he saw Ghost Bear Apathetically stare at him and the Spitting Tornado.
"Sorry about the Table Mr. Bear!" Raph whimpered timidly.
"Ha More Problemas nothing has gone right today!" he growled stomping with a huff before marching up to the altar.
X X X
Mikey took a breath, "I had it in my hands I was literally ready to leave! Why did he have to jump off a balcony to see his Idol!?" Mikey groaned before making a sad sigh. Immediately it was echoed by one that sounded a lot more feminine. He glanced at Klunk.
"That wasn't me," she replied as they both noticed they were nearby a changing room. Mikey went over and entered there was a screen that he stuck his head through with Klunk. They could see a lizard like Yokai with sharp frills in her black bouncy hair she was wearing a white female wrestling outfit with a mask that made her eyes appear as large white pentagons she'd look human like if not for the snake like nose on her face and scales. She had puffy lips with cute fangs sticking out of them kind of like Krysta's. She was also well endowed.
"Is something wrong? I'm one of those villains that enjoys and indulges in the suffering of others, which is why I'm asking. So, what's going on with you?" Mikey asked.
The Yokai who he was beginning to realize was the Bride Ghost Pepper sighed. "You're the only one who noticed the only one of THESE LOCOS!" she screeched at the end. "That's seems to care!"
"Yeah, I don't actually care about your petty feelings and concerns but please continue!" Mikey replied stretching a bit and leaning in the chair he was sitting in.
"GASSSSPPPP! SO RUDE!" Ghost Pepper breathed. "I Love it!" she added with a smirk. She frowned again as she explained. "My Beloved thinks the Wedding is ruined because Meat Sweats didn't show up and he was supposed to be best man!" she vented before swearing in Spanish and launching a blast of energy that vaguely sounded like a goat as it fired. Mikey and Klunk yelped jumping up as the beam burst out of the church and blasted a building with a large orange splat playing on it's screen at 1515 Broadway in Times Squares.
Klunk quickly changed herself back puffed out eyes wide and unfocused as Mikey put his head back in in surprise. "Ghost Bear and Meat Sweats are Amigos!?" Mikey cried.
"Best Amigos!" Ghost Pepper added. "But Meat Sweats must've been faking to get my Family's secret recipe of Picario Porkcalone-"she began before Mikey cut her off.
"No one cares lady! Let me see if I've got this right! Meat Sweats Flaked and now you need a Best Man?"
"Ci," Ghost Pepper replied.
Mikey couldn't think of what to do right away. "Just a sec!" he said rushing to a corner of the room and whispering. "What do we do!? We don't know anyone could be the best man! And if we go back out there to grab someone we'll get caught!" Klunk pointed.
"I know but we can't just leave the Wedding like this! Even if they're bad guys!" Mikey replied. "Maybe I could, do it? No, I'll get found out." He groaned rubbing his hand over his face before there was a cracking from the wall. They suddenly watched as it took a familiar shape. A Raph shape then Raph burst in the door making Ghost Pepper yelp.
"MAN, ME BEST, BEAR BE SHADY GHOST BUG!" Raph sputtered spastically with unfocused eyes.
"You're offering!? I don't know who you are, but you'll have to do!" Ghost Pepper declared as Mikey and Klunk screamed in fear, but they went ignored as she rushed out with Raph who was lighting up at being Ghost Bear's best man.
"I'll keep an eye on Raph you swap out the toasters!" Mikey said to Klunk as he followed Klunk jumping off his shoulder.
"Okay!" Klunk shouted as they rushed outside. Klunk made a B-Line for the gift table grabbing the normal toaster from where they placed it as she adjusted it in place and wrapped her tails around the Black Hole Toaster.
Mikey meanwhile found himself a seat away from everyone who had been caught in the Spit Firing and kept low hoping not to be recognized as he took note of how soaked and miserable everyone looked Rocksteady had Bart Simpson hair the fire on Lieutenant and Brute's heads were out, as Recruit had a beat up swollen face and eye.
"REBEEENNNNNNNEEEEEE!" she shouted as best as she could.
Immediately the lights went low as the Spanish music began to build up in a way that would play a version of Pomp and Circumstance. He noticed Ghost Bear looking incredibly nervous as Raph was vibrating in his place with the biggest smile he could muster.
The music began to take off as Ghost Pepper burst into the room. In her white wrestling dress outfit.
There was a heart and the Initials lighting up in fire of 'GB and GP!' As she cheered out. "OLA MA FAMILIA!" she shouted as she burst into a fiery tornado that burst off her with a cheer as she happily marched down the aisle. Mikey immediately saw Ghost Bear's expression turn from anxiety to one of pure intense joy he couldn't quite describe but he could sense it.
The intense joy and Bliss Ghost bear had as his face lit up in a bright pink blush. Mikey was a bit amazed. The turned to Ghost Pepper forgetting Raph for a minute. She was brimming with confidence. She thanked people, she waved and blew kisses too. Some one threw her a goat she drained the energy from before throwing it behind her in an explosion before rushing up and pole dancing around Ghost Bear who was in a blissful trance. The Spotlight shone brightly on them as she landed the seats going up in a burst of fire. Everyone stared, including Mikey before cheering!
Mikey gazed in awe smiling as he cooed at how in love they looked. The Yokai Pastor began speaking in Spanish. However, before Mikey could get comfortable.
"Hi again!" He heard the two Gargoyles say as Mikey's blood froze, he turned to them they were smiling.
"So, like I said you look really familiar!" Said Munin as Mikey began snapping his fingers wildly. "We knew this Mutant called Attila! Bleeding heart kind of wimpy, never listened!" Munnin went one making Mikey incredibly uncomfortable as he kept snapping. The Undangan Knuckles had fallen asleep in what was left of the Wedding Cake.
"Will you too go away I'm trying to watch!" Mikey said quickly but the cracking in his voice sealed his fate.
"Attila it is you!" Huggin said as the two goyles ripped off the helmet and scarf.
"Wholly cow you're alive where've you been!" Munnin added. Mikey began yelping in horror as he punched them both away.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Mikey screamed as immediately caught everyone's attention. Especially the Bride and Groom's who were glaring. He looked nervous as he sat there exposed.
"Hey, that Cat's stealing a Toaster!" Bethany shouted pointing over to Klunk who looked horrified as she lost her form and went back to normal. Still holding onto the Black Hole Toaster. It was then that Ghost Pepper noticed Raph.
"Are you taking a picture of us with yourself!?" She growled.
"Uhhh no?" He asked nervously as Ghost Bear growled and yanked off his goggles and shell revealing his eyes and shell spikes.
"TORTUGAS!" he snarled as he and Ghost Pepper attacked Raph. Ghost Pepper blasted him with fire as Ghost Bear went intangible as Raph dodged a bunch of Fire.
Mikey meanwhile was dodging and fighting off all the villains who rushed at him. He grabbed a Ladder and trapped Bethany with it before springing her upward then whacking the Humans of the Foot Clan off to the side with it. He then trapped Rocksteady's horn in it and shoved him towards Bebop.
Albearto slashed at Mikey as he dodged. Several Mirco Bots and a couple of fists from Albearto's body from Baxter hit him.
Klunk, however, was quickly to turn her tail into a mace and knock them away allowing Mikey to back away. The Mantis group jumped at him however Mikey wrapped them all up and swung them hard knocking them into the Mud Dogs as they rushed in.
Mikey dodged a couple of hits from Brute's axe. They got stuck in the seats. As he struggled to pull them Klunk turned into a jack in the box with a spring punch and gave him a nasty upper cut and turned into a version of April when facing off against Recruit.
"HOW DARE YOU!" she shouted as she tackled Klunk she quickly rolled and kicked the other girl away before changing back. Mikey had finished knocking out Lieutenant before he could send out a bunch of Paper Ninja's there were more Chupacabras screaming and fleeing. Mikey groaned as he jumped away from Albearto. He grabbed the arm with his chain and threw him out the window.
"Alakazam!" Hypno shouted as he sent several rings at Mikey who quickly caught them and threw them back lined in fire. Hypno dodged and tried to hypnotize him. Mikey ran from the blast of magic as Klunk and Warren faced off.
"Prepare yourself Cat! I have not forgotten what you did to Charloette! So I Warren Stone-"Klunk was suddenly mesmerized and batting his head. "Warren Stone- oof! Warren Stone- oof! Warren Stone- Oof!"
"Get…." Klunk muttered extending her claws as Warren sweat a bit before running around and screaming as Klunk swat at him repeatedly. Hypno saw this and yelled his boyfriend's name before unleashing a bubble spell at Klunk that trapped her.
"Klunk!" Mikey cried jumping up to get her and landing on Hypno and Warren's heads as Ghost Bear slammed Raph into the ground. In a headlock by a sobbing Ghost Bear as Ghost Pepper was trying to bite into Raph but getting nowhere thanks to his thick skin. Raph took this moment to get a selfie.
Ghost Bear got dazed by the flash seeing the picture he had taken with Meat Sweats and Ghost Pepper before seeing the one that the Turtle took was like that one. Which upset him more especially when he looked over with big stupid smile.
"You and Meat Sweats…RUINED THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIIIIFE!" Ghost Bear roared about to slash at Raph but Mikey quickly pulled him away with his nun-chucks and got them up to the Chandelier they at least had the Toaster but the Wedding had been destroyed anyway.
Mikey groaned dropping to his knees. "Stupid Huggin and Munnin this is their fault! We were so close! I only had to keep an eye on you, and we would've been home free!"
"Breathe Mike I got this!" Raph assured putting a hand on his shoulder as he stood and walked forward allowing the guests and couple to see him. "I know we ruined this ceremony! Married Couples however have each other till death does them part! But we fans just have our guys!" Raph said before taking a breath. "And you're my guy Ghost Bear! No matter how much we fight, You and I are forever connected by a love of Wrestling!"
"My Darling Ghost Pepper loves Wrestling too!" shouted an older Chupacabra woman.
"Then We're also connected by that love of wrestling! I haven't seen Ghost Pepper's matches, but I'd like too!" Raph declared. "And if you love each other half as much as the three of us love wrestling and I love you!" Raph shouted as a mysterious shadowy force entered the room. "Then this day isn't ruined!"
Suddenly there was screaming as everything shook the Chandelier shook and fell as the three screamed everything went black as they hit the ground. Ghost Bear held his wife close as the shadows swarmed up around them then struck.
X X X
When Mikey came too, he looked around. The church was a mess. "Where'd everybody go?" Mikey asked as Raph and Klunk groaned sitting up. They looked around and saw the place empty.
"I guess they finished up and left for the reception." Raph replied as Klunk shook herself out.
"Which is?" She asked with an arched eyebrow.
"The party after the ceremony, it's too bad I got carried away and screwed up the wedding though." Raph replied.
"Yeah but you did save it in a way. You reminded them of what's really, important. And we got the Black Hole toaster! Mission accomplished!" Mikey said grinning as he pointed to the toaster in his hand as they headed home.
Two days later….
Tap….. "What did I Just step on?" Splinter asked as large purple sirens emerged from the ground and began letting off huge shrieks as mechanical hands with spray bottles began to spray him frequently as he thrashed, and the machine spoke.
"Greetings you are too close to an expired Kitchen Appliance acquisitioned by Donatello! Please make a twenty-foot distance between yourself and the Appliance immediately!"
"PURRRPLLEEEE!" Splinter shouted.
Meanwhile, Big Mama was looking at the Prisoners she had put in suspended animation. Ghost Bear, Meat Sweats and Ghost Pepper. She giggled wildly to herself. "Soon, this will be my greatest show yet…." She said with sinisterly glee shadows of pink fire shining upon her from below.
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