I teased her and this is her debut chapter! Prodigy!Mona Lisa!


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Rackets and Dragons!

"Guys!" Raph shouted making everyone yelp and jump before turning to Raph who looked both determined and in a hurry. "I just got a hot tip that the Foot Clan are looking for information on The Shredder in the Hidden City!"

"Then let's go!" Mikey said jumping up. Leo groaned a little as he was reading one of his favorite Jupiter Jim comics but didn't hesitate either. Within minutes they arrived in the Hidden City. Klunk and Mayhem riding on Mikey and April's shoulders respectively.

"So where do we start?" April asked.

"I say we split up." Leo suggested. "We'll cover more ground that way."

"Good idea Leo! Okay who's going with who?" Raph asked.

"I'll go with April Klunk and Mayhem, we'll check out the city." Mikey replied.

"Me and Donnie we'll go check out around the Battle Nexus!" Leo said.

"Donnie and I." Donnie corrected.

"Okay I'll go with Raph and uhhh," Krysta began as Raph noticed something.

"Check out that fancy ship!" Raph said pointing to a large Red Pirate ship with gold sails that were fanned out and looked like large fins or fans themselves. It had a couple of floors and large ornate Japanese lamps. At the edge wrapping around the front of the ship was the sculpture of an eastern dragon.

The two immediately rushed off towards it as Krysta and Raph snuck closer the Fox Mutant's ears twitched, she looked up to the footsteps. "Raph look!" she hissed pointing. Raph looked up to see a familiar Red Dragon Mutant in a suit. He had an eye patch and no tail. He also had white hair and a Goatee.

"It's Bruce! From the Masters of Barbarianism!" Raph hissed. "This must be his ship!"

"And it looks like he kidnapped someone." Krysta said. Raph looked over to see that she had a Bottle and piece of Paper in her hand.

"Where'd you get that?" Raph asked.

"It was floating nearby so I fished it out." Krysta replied.

"If someone needs help than we gotta help them!" Raph declared as he started running towards the ship.

"Raph wait! Don't forget we've gotta keep our ears to the ground for the foot clan!" Krysta reminded running after him. Krysta kept her ears open as they snuck aboard. Immediately she heard voices and some laughter. It didn't take them long to see the whole under deck crawling with all sorts of lizard and snake Yokai. Some were cleaning others cooking. There were also security Yokai on board. The two's eyes widened as they got nervous at the sheer number.

"This may have a mistake…." Krysta muttered. It was then they heard banging and thrashing rushing over to it's source Raph pulled the door off it's hinges when he found it locked. Inside they saw a Dragon Girl Yokai in a cage cell. With her arms around a green lizard Yokai. She had the same coloring as Bruce. But unlike him she had a long tail that was whipping around in agitation. It had a floof of white hair at the end. Her dress was Japanese style but had tan short legs underneath with the skirt several large flaps. It was a cream color the center of the torso was a salmon color while the skirt neck and lines around the salmon part were a soft pink. She had blue sclera and lavender eyes. The lizard coughed and within seconds he fell to the ground at her onyx and gold boots.

"Is he dead!?" Krysta squeaked in horror.

"No, that was a sleeper hold but wholly crap!" Raph explained just as horrified. She rushed right past them and pulled out two red blades that were curved with pink wraps around the handles the same as the pink on her dress.

"Uh hello!" Raph shouted catching her attention as she turned.

"Who the hell are you?" The Dragon Girl asked.

"We're here to rescue you." Krysta replied. "We got your S.O.S."

"I never sent an S.O.S," the girl replied confused.

"Yeah you did we've got it right here!" Raph said holding up the note. Instantly the girl snatched it out of his hands and red it over before spitting some sparks on it. Instantly it burned away as Raph gasped.

"What'd you do that for!?" he yelped.

"Bruce wrote that to lure my brother Satoshi out." She stated before giving them a half-lidded look. "So, which one of you trusted this so blindly?"

Both Raph and Krysta looked dumbly at her before slowly pointing to each other. "In our defense we had no way of knowing."

"Never thought it was a trap?" the Dragon asked.

"Touche." Krysta replied.

"Look!" shouted a new voice as they turned to see a bunch of lizards rushing in and glaring. The girl immediately pulled out her swords and began slashing at them. As they grabbed at her she backflipped away before spinning on her toes whipping her tail around and slamming a couple away.

"Power Punch Jutsu!" Raph shouted punching the rest out of the room with one punch the Dragon was impressed.

"Wholly cow!" she gasped. "That was literally one punch!" Krysta immediately rushed to the door and froze it shut.

"We need to go!" she shouted as they all took off rushing down a couple of steps sneaking into a colder part of the ship. It was dark and dimly lit. Fortunately they could still see each other.

"I didn't think ice powers were real that's so cool!" the Dragon girl said in awe.

"Don't some Dragons breathe ice?" Krysta asked.

"Nope, Fire or Wind with lightning as a Rarity. Ice is just something humans made up." The Dragon girl replied. "Okay I should find a way out from here." She muttered to herself. Raph began following her as did Krysta as she began to look at the walls.

"Stop following me! It's creepy." She snipped.

"We're here to help ya remember?" Raph replied coolly.

"I haven't needed your help. And I didn't ask for it remember?" the Dragon girl hissed.

Krysta crossed her arms with her own half-lidded look. "Says the girl who was in a cell and was only just getting out when we found her and needed help getting away from those guards."

The Dragon girl growled before smirking. Immediately she spat on a nearby wire and instantly the lights flickered Raph and Krysta yelped when the lights came back on she was gone. Krysta growled.

"If she's gonna be like that then lets just go! We have to, find the foot Clan and make sure they don't find anything on Shredder remember?"

"I didn't forget," Raph growled. "Let's figure a way out of here."

X X X

"Rocksteady…." Recruit hissed as she stared at all the Yokai that had cut the Rhino Mutant when he was trying to hold the line for them. "You fell asleep!"

"I know I fell asleep!" Rocksteady snapped indignantly. "I was tired! I slept like Crap the night before."

"It is what it is! We knew this would not be easy. For now, we must have patience!"

"Attention everyone!" called the small Octopus Bird. "It will be twelve hours before the next set of fans can see Shadow Fiend."

Everyone groaned loudly. Recruit with intense vitriolic rage sucked in air. "DAAMMMMMNNNNNNN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

"Who swore!?" Raph yelped looking around before at Krysta suspiciously. "Was it you!?"

"I think you'd know already if it was," Krysta replied simply. They heard a yelp and instantly saw the Dragon Girl running back towards them. She rushed past them and the next thing they saw were Yokai that were large and feathered Raptors rushing at them.

Raph and Krysta screamed as she clubbed a couple with her frozen tail before landing a kick in another. Raph however managed to hold a couple off and throw the biggest one with the help of his avatar.

"Sweet throw!" the Dragon girl cheered only to get grabbed from behind however Raph grabbed the Raptor that had a grip on her and punched him in the face knocking a few teeth out as he grinned stupidly and fell to the ground. Krysta froze the rest as they ran off and hid in a small cabin.

"Okay, new plan! No splits up until we get off the boat all together." Raph declared.

"Make me," the Dragon Girl snipped stubbornly. Raph glared and picked her up. She started squeaking in shock as he effortlessly lifted her. Her skin turning a more pinkish red as Krysta smirked.

"Great got her to shut up too," Krysta chipperly replied. The Dragon girl shot her a glare. Within a few minutes they had made it to the top deck. However, Bruce hadn't left it. And he was now looking right at them.

"Crap," Krysta and Raph hissed together.

"Hey I remember you, kid. You're that waiter with the strong jaw." Bruce said as Raph nervously choked out a laugh.

"Yeah. I'm surprised you remember." Raph sputtered nervously with a whimpering chuckle.

"Didn't think you hung out with one of those warm-blooded Hair balls though." Bruce added wrinkling his nose at Krysta who tilted her head in confusion.

"Are you being racist because you're a Dragon and I'm a Fox? That is really dumb," Krysta replied. "Especially since Yokai come in all shapes and sizes, some of them are even animalistic so there's literally no-"

"Forget that just run!" Raph shouted throwing down a smoke bomb.

"This way!" the Dragon girl shouted. Krysta was able to pinpoint the girl quickly she kept up with her and Raph as the Dragon Girl lead them into a small, secluded cabin that had been hidden behind some boxes.

Within minutes Bruce's voice was suddenly on the PA. "Listen up! Two stowaways have made it on board and tried to bust out Mona Lisa! I want her back alive! As for the other two! I Don't care what you do just make sure you put them down!"

"Mona Lisa?" Raph asked.

"That's my name." The Dragon Girl replied.

Raph's eyes lit up. "That's my favorite name and painting!"

"There's a painting called Mona Lisa?" The Dragon Girl asked surprised.

"Yup! And it's a mysterious painting of the most beautiful woman in the world. That's why I like it so much."

"Aww that's kind of sweet Raph. But uhh how do you know Bruce Mona?"

Mona hummed with a nervous hiss scratching the back of her head. "Bruce…..is my father…."

"WHAT?!" the two yelped.

"Yeah but for obvious reasons I don't live with him. My whole life I've lived with my brother and Grandfather Master Azulong maybe you've heard of him."

"I heard his name at least once." Raph replied a bit dimly. Krysta just shrugged.

"Okay, long story short my grandfather took Bruce's eye and my brother his tail. They're both members of the sacred guard. And back in his Prime Jiji was the most powerful Sacred Guard member."

"I know who the Sacred Guard is my friend Slash is a member!" Raph stated happily.

"How do you know, oh wait you're the guy he chased some thugs around here with aren't you." Mona replied. "Including those two racist assholes."

"Yup!" Raph replied.

"Well, I'm supposed to be one of them." Mona sighed.

"You are?! that's so cool!" Raph squeed his eyes glittering.

"No, it's not! I'm stuck doing this one stupid thing I don't want to do!" Mona shouted.

"But it's your duty and a duty is a responsibility!" Raph argued.

"Give it to someone else then!" Mona snapped.

"Slash said the weapons don't work like that!" Raph growled. "It's chosen you and that's the end of it! And if you don't do your job bad things will happen!"

"Why do you care if I do it!?" Mona snapped getting right in Raph's face. Raph merely got in hers their noses pushing against each other.

"Why do you care if I care!?" Raph snarled as they growled at each other only for Krysta to push them apart.

"Uhh do you two remember where we are!? A Mafia ship how about we escape and then, we can talk about this! Although," Krysta muttered betraying her own suggestion. "It doesn't seem so bad to just be fighting off crime and monsters."

"That parts not bad its everything else. My friends treat me different thanks to stupid Lord Dregg and I've seen what that stress has done to both Slash and my brother. I don't want or need it." She muttered hugging herself and turning away her tail curling around her.

Raph huffed a little. "I kind of beefed this…."

X X X

"I am back with the snacks!" Brute replied handing everything off to it's rightful recipient. Popcorn for Bebop and Rocksteady while He Recruit and Lieutenant had sugary Yokai treats. "You sure you two didn't want anything sweet."

"I'm trying to watch my Figure," Bebop replied.

"Sugar makes me jittery last time I overloaded I went through a wall at the word intruders." Rocksteady replied.

"Eh, your loss." Brute replied as Recruit bit deeply into a Shadow Fiend Brownie. As she did she seemed to bite faster but lose focus as Bebop and Rocksteady watched slowly surprised. The same thing seemed to be happening to Brute and Lieutenant. Recruit suddenly dropped her brownie and screamed to the sky.

"I CAN SMELLLLLLL THE COOOSSSSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS" she shrieked and then began chasing her own butt like a dog chasing it's own tail. Their leader's however simply raised their heads to the sky mouths open making sounds.

The two mutants looked at each other. "I'll check the sugar you smell for LSD." Rocksteady said to his brother.

"Eyup." Bebop replied smelling the candy as Rocksteady ate some. He waited for a bit.

"Hmm I don't feel any different." Rocksteady muttered. "You get anything?"

"No I guess Yokai sugar and Humans don't mix. In fact I think Draxum said we're practically Yokai ourselves now, with how he made the Ooze." Bebop replied.

"Oh yeah I do remember that," Rocksteady hummed as Recruit spun by them still trying to bite her own butt.

"Hmm?" Bebop hummed as a familiar scent caught his nose. He took in a big sniff. "I smell something familiar….I think it might be Lord Shredder."

"WHERE?!" Rocksteady asked shoving his brother down to look around as Bebop pulled himself back up with a huff.

"Where do you think?" Bebop asked pointing to the Battle Nexus in the distance.

X X X

Raph and Mona had spent the next few minutes glaring at each other. Mona nudged Raph who growled and nudged back. They both did this until Krysta hit them with a small gust of cold wind at their necks making them shriek. "NOT THE TIME GUYS!" she hissed. They heard footsteps and rushed inside watching as more Raptor Yokai passed. Krysta sighed in relief she turned to see a bunch of Gold some Greek pottery and on top of the gold was a large lance with a thin handle but the blade was a huge jagged lighting like head with a small electric blue gem.

"Zeus' lightning!" Mona gasped.

"That looks like a lance." Krysta muttered.

"It is! But it's full to the brim with powerful lightning power." Mona explained.

"Wait! Are you saying Zeus is real and his lightning is a lance? Are all the Greek Gods Yokai too?!" Krysta gasped.

"Yes…what rock have you been living under?" Mona asked.

Krysta huffed. "I'll tell you later, lets- "

"OOOOH!" Raph yelped as he set off lightning from picking up the lance, they hit the ground as lightning bounced around the room.

"How about not touching the Greek weapon!" Krysta scolded as Raph smiled nervously.

The door began to open as they quickly hid. Several Raptor and snake Yokai looked around and began searching.

"Damn it where's Leo when you need him!" Raph groaned.

X X X

"Hey look!" Leo said pointing to April, Mayhem, Mikey, Donnie, Shelldon and Klunk who had since teamed up after Mikey's group had combed the city. They looked over a cliff overlooking the Battle Nexus.

"They must be looking into Shadow Fiend. Maybe they think he's the Shredder or something." Mikey suggested.

"Then we can't let them find him if he is." April stated.

"Mayhem, April, Shelldon, Klunk and I can keep watch for you guys. Find a way to get the Foot Clan kicked out." Mikey replied.

"Got it!" Leo replied as he and Donnie jumped down. As they got closer Leo could see that Rocksteady was currently trying to rip a Door open. Donnie tapped his shoulder and pointed to one of Big Mama's bellhops nearby.

Leo smirked and cupped his hands around his mouth. "Hey what are you doing!" Leo then teleported himself and Donnie back to Mikey and the others as they watched Bebop and Rocksteady get attacked by the extra-large Bellhops who managed to overpower them.

Within minutes they had grabbed them and the Foot Humans who looked stoned and they were tossed out of the park and into a portal.

"Mission Accomplished, hey Donnie add this to your success statistics!" Leo said Chipperly.

"Guys!" Mikey gasped, showing his phone to them. "Krysta and Raph need our help!"

X X X

They had been surrounded however Krysta immediately had picked up Zues's Lightning and aimed it at them. Immediately they were blasted out but she was singed and had static electricity making her fur bristle intensely as she coughed out some smoke. Dropping the Lance Krysta rushed out following Raph and Mona as they raced to the upper deck.

However, jumping down in front of them was Bruce. "Probably should've seen that coming…." Krysta muttered. Within minutes they were surrounded by his men.

"Mona sweetie let's talk." Bruce said looking right at his daughter as Raph and Krysta got worried. "I know you hate your dad and gramps for putting unfair pressure on you. So why not join me you can even get back at them."

Mona sighed. "You're right I am mad at them. But They're still family and I'd never betray my family! And guess what Bruce you're NOT family!"

"Yeah!" Raph cheered getting right behind her as he and Krysta glared at him. The formers pulled out their weapons as Bruce snarled smoke coming out of his nose as he snarled.

"GET THEM!" Bruce shouted pointing at them as they charged, Mona and Raph smirked at each other as they began punching out several of the Lizards and snakes. Mona whipped her tail around knocking them back as Raph suplexed a large Snake Yokai much to her surprise.

Krysta ducked and weaved around the Raptors freezing one each time she got an opening. She then summoned a large snowy wind that surrounded most of the grunts freezing them in ice leaving a few more as she growled and faced them down.

Raph and Mona however charged at Bruce who actually was actually to Raph's shock proficient in Dragon Style Kung Fu. A pointed thrust with his claws that stuck Raph to where he actually felt his claws dig into his Plastron a bit. He then used his leg to sweep Mona off her feet in what Raph guessed was supposed to be a tail sweep. But she used her own to spring back up and over his head she flipped over his head and turned sharply pulling out her swords as she swung them over head towards him but he was quick to pull out his own Katana and block it without much effort with one hand.

"Power Punch Jutsu!" Raph shouted rushing forward his arm glowing and pulling it back. Midthrust however Bruce blocked it then picked him up and threw him into Mona they groaned as Bruce came over ready to strike them again however his punch went through a portal and slammed into his own face instead.

"APRILLLLL O'NEEEEILLL!" she shouted, jumping down and swinging her bat. Hitting him hard in the side of the face.

"OCCUMS RAZOR!" Donnie shouted sliding underneath Bruce and sending him up into the air when he came crashing down. He looked up to see Mayhem land on Raph and Mona and teleport them near Klunk, Mikey and Krysta who had just finished dealing with the rest of the grunts who were on the ground Klunk becoming a large Tiger and sitting on top of one.

Bruce lunged at them but Mikey grabbed his arm with his Nunchucks and tying up his arms as Krysta swung her tail frozen and sent him flying across the deck.

"MONIA BOMBS!" Shelldon shouted from above air dropping them on Bruce who screamed in disguist and alarm. "BOOYAKASHA!"

Mona rushed in at that point holding her breath swinging her swords again. At Bruce who managed to grab them from her letting his hand get cut as he grabbed her by the throat and threw her into Mikey both almost went overboard.

Krysta and Raph gasped as they rushed over both grabbing Mikey and Mona respectively. Donnie struck him with the Rocket Extension again swinging it counterclockwise on an angle that sent Bruce up into the sail nearby breaking it as he crashed back into the ground, he rolled out of the way of several barrels that Leo dropped on top of him. He snarled but there was suddenly a loud siren.

"They're on that ship!" shouted a voice Raph realized was one of the Hidden City Cops. "And based on my readings someone just teleported a bunch of barrels over Bruce."

"Oooh they're good." Leo hummed as Bruce snarled immediately using a Portal to flee. When Raph was able to calm down, he turned to find Mona gone.

"Mona?! Mona!" Raph called looking around for her.

"Who's Mona?" Leo asked.

"I'll explain later," Raph sighed as Police began to rush on board.

"Looks like we'll be answering some questions." Krysta muttered as a couple of cops came up to them. Fortunately, the Silver Gorilla and Griffin Yokai weren't here.

"Hey, I found Zeus' lightning!" shouted one of them as it began to spark making Krysta and Raph scream and pull everyone down as lighting shot all around the ship.

"That is a sweet lance, deadly but so insanely sweet!" Leo cheered happily watching it.

X X X

"Ugh is it normal for your mouth and throat to be super dry after eating so much sugar?" Brute coughed as him, Lieutenant and an exhausted Foot Recruit were finally coming down from their Sugar High.

Bebop and Rocksteady, however, were looking over the Map of the Battle Nexus. "I don't know which one it was maybe Leo but one of those Turtles sold us out!" Rocksteady growled.

"Yeah, but at least we have a solid lead now." Bebop replied circling the arena in a red sharpie. "I know I smelt Shredder and my nose it never wrong. We'll get another chance soon enough!"


So When Raph and Krysta interact Krysta becomes the straight man. Add Mona and Krysta becomes the new Raph while Raph and Mona dissolve into their own Chaotic Duo! HAHA! I like it! This was also inspired and loosely based on the Turtles 87 episode Raphael meets his match!


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