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Fire Ice and Stank
It had been one of those days. Mikey and Krysta had decided to follow Leo to Run of the Mill Pizza as Donnie was on the War Path. Hueso didn't need an explanation to know what was going on. But Leo loved to talk and thus, getting one regardless. "Okay Senor Hueso? My beloved brother Donatello and I had a bit of a spat and I kind of insulted him below the belt."
"And then he tried to kill you." Krysta whispered playfully with a bit of venom.
"Yes, so what kind of Pizza says I'm sorry I called you a selfish-Egg headed weirdo?" Leo asked.
"Uhhh I don't know Hawaiian?" Hueso sighed.
"Oohhh Donnie considers Pineapple and Ham incompatible." He said with an air quote before wiggling his fingers. "Like I said a weirdo."
"You are of a small population of people, including God apparently as it exists that genuinely like Hawaiian Pizza, that much." Krysta huffed "Hold on why, don't you just get the Creepy Supreme you both love that one?" she asked.
"He can't it's seasonal, we won't see it again till late September." Mikey answered.
"Yup, wouldn't even have to ask Senor Hueso the question if it wasn't." Leo snarkily added.
"I just know when me and the other kids fought over Pizza toppings my mom just got us cheese." Krysta replied.
"Who has plain cheese Pizza?" Leo asked incredulously with an arched eyebrow.
Krysta shrugged "Children who can't decide on toppings maturely apparently."
Mikey sighed; he was wondering what small Pizza he would get when he heard a strange noise. He looked over to see a small potted Aloe plant and Hueso's Coleus plants begin walking on their own. He tapped Krysta on the shoulder and pointed.
"What the hell?!" she muttered in shock. "Lets follow them!"
"Okay!" Mikey replied as they left, hearing Hueso shout and attack someone as they left. The Potted plants had left through the kitchen door as they exited the alley way they were met with a very strange sight.
Potted plants and vegetables were now getting up and moving on their own. There was one older man with white goatee and green and brown clothes trying to stop cabbages from rolling out of the store. "MY CABBAGES!" he cried trying to grab one only for them to hiss and charge. "AHHHH MY CABBAGES ARE ATTACKING ME!"
Mikey and Krysta gasped. Mikey then heard some kind of groan. Mikey saw nearby planted trees trying to uproot themselves. "What's going on!?"
"Lets climb up and see more." Krysta said, pointing to the roof as they climbed Mikey got worried about the trees.
"The trees are trying to pull themselves out. And Trees or other Photosynthesis there's no air and we die!" Mikey yelped.
"Yeah, I know, but it looks like we have some time before trees start marching off." Krysta said as they looked around. From what looked like all around New York plants and vegetables were gathering from all around.
"This looks like Magic." Krysta muttered. "Can you figure out what's going on."
"I can try." Mikey replied jumping back down to the ground and using the Mystic Chalk to draw a small rune. He placed his hand on it and let his eyes light up brightly as the rune shone a bright orange.
"I'm trying to find the source…." He muttered before focusing again. Krysta turned to see the Vendor hacking away at his cabbages with a large butcher knife and screaming primally. The orange light faded after a couple of minutes. "They're going to some place in the Mushroom Forest in the Hidden City."
"I can get us there." Krysta replied pulling out a school portal and activating it. The two entered immediately, finding themselves in the bioluminescent Mushroom Forest. Within a few minutes, they saw portals opening nearby allowing some flowers and other plants to fall out. Leo behind them jumped up from somewhere only for a bird to kick him back towards somewhere.
However, Mikey immediately sensed a tremor by one of the mushrooms. "The Mushrooms are trying to uproot as well!"
"Uhh Mikey…" Krysta muttered pointing that even mystic plants like a passing Mystic Venus trap.
"FEEEED MEEEEE SEAMORE!" it shouted to the heavens as it's roots walked it towards a bunch of ruins.
"Whoa I've never seen those before…" Krysta muttered.
"They kind of have the same architecture as those ruins where the Star Crystal was." Mikey noted.
"We might see more brain monster art in there then." Krysta replied leaping over the wall and heading into the doorway. However, she was instantly zapped and screamed as she was blown back.
"Krysta!" Mikey gasped as he rushed over to her side. She groaned.
"I'm okay," she huffed as she stood up. "What was that?!"
"Some kind of barrier that's only letting plants in." Mikey deduced. Mikey scanned it again. "It's really crude though, some plant like material should get us in.
Transition….
The two had dressed up in paper tree costumes with actual sticks with leaves on them. They even put a bunch of leaves on their heads. "Is this really gonna work?"
"It should whoever made that spell only just started learning mystic runes." Mikey replied.
They waddled towards it within minutes they had passed the barrier. When they entered Krysta's ears twitched under her tree costume there was a melodic humming that made her sway a little. Mikey's voice was muffled. Krysta suddenly felt herself being shaken. "Gahhh I'm awake! What's wrong."
"It's another spell, also pretty crude we've gotta keep each other awake." Mikey said as Krysta nodded. They ditched the tree costumes and snuck closer towards the center of the ruins which had massive triceratops skulls in them.
"That must be who's learning magic!" Mikey gasped. "It's a plant Mutant!"
"I've seen him before when we were rescuing you Tiger Claw got him pissed off at the foot clan as a distraction." Krysta said as vines began to snake around her.
Mikey noticed. "Kry-mmmph!" Vines immediately wrapped around Mikey as Krysta cried out, but she was grabbed as well both screamed as they were pulled into the Dark.
X X X
"She's taken the Hidden City by storm with her new Battle Nexus Champion Shadow Feind!" shouted the announcer as a indigo cloaked figure with bright purple armor, red eyes and spikes on the back of the hood roared landing a fatal blow on the last contestant who fell to the bottom of a giant bloody pile as it roared in success. "And now she has us all under her eight iron thumbs give it up for Big Mama!" Tiger Claw watched as Big Mama in her true form trapezed down. Turning into her human form as she did so.
Tiger Claw huffed and shook the memories out of his head. He began following Raph who was a few feet ahead of him. "Thanks for coming with me to find Mona Tiger Claw. Klunk and Shelldon are off with April and Mayhem. And Donnie….well…"
"I'm the one with the Egg-shaped head?! OH NO! My head is a perfect set of rectangles! YOU LEONARDO ARE THE ONE WITH THE FREAKISHLY MISHAPEN RHOMBUS FOR THAT SUPREMELY DUM-DUMB HEAD!" Donnie snarled he wasn't really noticing Raph who was watching him Rant to himself. Donnie squeezed a Spongebob Toy incredibly hard as the head expanded largely with the eyes bugging out until half of the body was gone and beads began to pour out as Donnie grinded his teeth.
"Understood." Tiger Claw replied. "So, she's a Dragon Yokai and looks kind of like Bruce, right?"
"How'd you know?" Raph asked. Tiger Claw pointed to the outside of Unbearlievable Sweets where she had about four cupcakes. "It's her!" Raph shouted as he rushed over. "Mona!"
"Raph?" Mona asked surprised.
"Are you alright where'd you go!?" Raph asked fussily.
Mona looked annoyed by the treatment she huffed. "Enough about me," Mona said standing up leaning in close fluttering her eye lids. "What about you, big guy."
Raph's face immediately turned a shade of greenish pink as he began stuttering.
"Remember this is all to raise money for my favorite Charity….Me!" Big Mama's voice rang over the many screens in the area. "And my upcoming Fantabulous Battle Nexus Wizbang!"
Raph managed to shake it off. "You shouldn't be alone what if Bruce comes back after you."
"Why Raphie you're worried about me," she said with a wink making Raph squeak as Tiger Claw took over the conversation. "Look how he feels about you has nothing to do with it. If Bruce is after you he'll try to find you."
"Relax!" Mona said waving Tiger Claw off. "I'm in a place he won't find me right away."
Transition….
"They found you right away," Tiger Claw deadpanned as they saw more of Bruce's goons tearing up the place.
"We have item 1.5!" shouted Hueso's voice as he pulled off a sheet revealing Leo covered in shiny gold paint in his Benjamin Blueregarde outfit striking a pose. "The Gatsby Terrapin! Notice the exquisite cut hair and the firm muscles and chiseled chin with an excellente goatee for stroking thoughtfully." He was reading incredulously. No one was really paying attention.
"I'll lead them away you two, run!" Tiger Claw stated activating his Night Watcher outfit and jumping down in front of them punching out the Raptors.
"That's the Night Watcher!" shouted one.
"What's he doing here?" shouted another. However, one of the Raptors looked over. He began chasing after Raph and Mona. The former immediately saw a Barrel and threw it at the Raptor making him yelp and spin in the air with the Donkey Kong death sound as he landed on his back with a flower he pulled out and laid down.
Mona and Raph immediately took off running.
X X X
Mikey and Krysta groaned one the cobwebs cleared from their heads they looked around and saw they were in a large garden with all sorts of plants even the ones that had uprooted themselves or had shown up potted.
There was mystic Lavendar humming away as they struggled not to pay too much attention to it. There was suddenly a pitchy voice singing creepily.
"take a little sunshine…..sprinkle in some rain…mix it at the right time….then do it again…..Father Nature has so many things to do…..it takes a lot of concentration…and just the right combination….." sang the Corpse Flower Mutant as he stepped out of the shadows. "And with a little alteration, I make my creation…"
"That's not creepy…." Krysta muttered as Mikey immediately tried to struggle. Krysta found their hands were basically completely covered and wound in vines. She could see Mikey trying to burn the ones over his hands and wrists as subtly as possible.
"I should've known those like you would've tried to stop me." Said the mutant as Mikey saw a tag around his shorts.
"Harold…Wait you were that guy from the greenhouse I was gonna go to! You got Mutated, listen let us help you! I know you're angry and scared but- "
"Me scared no sir! But angry yes!" Harold declared. "And its Stink Bomb now Harold was the name one of the oppressive races gave me! The plants have spoken to me! They cry out for a savior! They have spoken to me about how they've been oppressed, trodden down, and beaten constantly by others. Eaten by Vegans and Vegetarians those who hypocritically decide that a plant's life is worth less than an animal who Also eat plants like they are worth nothing!"
"That last part is the basic food chain." Krysta pointed out.
"SILENCE!" Stink Bomb shouted. "It is time for the Oppression of plants to end. Now that have I have transcended my human cage and reached my true Spiritual form, I can lead my people to salvation!"
Krysta arched an eyebrow, but she heard a slight whimper she glanced over and saw Mikey's eyes widening. He muttered Draxum's name under his breath.
"I don't want this; I don't want this!" Mikey hissed, starting to hyperventilate.
"I will destroy from this earth every, man, woman, child and Animal both human and Yokai and then the plants can take back the world!" he shouted with a yodel. Krysta got it immediately he was sounding like Draxum to Mikey. Immediately she froze away most of the vines on her hands and wrists, making them brittle as she broke them. She scooted closer to Mikey and found his hand squeezing it.
"You're okay, it's okay…." She whispered to him as Harold laughed and yodeled wildly. Mikey looked over at her and nodding he took a rigid but deep breath he nodded at her as he focused smoke rising from him Krysta froze more of her vines. which got Harolds attention. "NO! How dare you bring the forbidden elements in this sacred sanctuary."
Mikey broke free pulling out his nun chucks. "Boom bah Bamm!" he shouted, throwing several rocks that Harold whipped away with his vines before sucking in a breath. He unleashed a large burst of smell vomit. Mikey immediately spun one of his nun chucks blocking it. The splashes burst into flame that scattered around.
"Mikey fire, flammable!" Krysta shouted.
"Oh right," Mikey said sheepishly as he was blasted back by the most foul-smelling gunk they had ever smelt. "Uugghhh Why couldn't He be a weed mutant!?" Mikey groaned as more vines from Stink Bomb rushed forward. Landing a kick that Mikey blocked as Krysta jumped up on several plants and froze her tail slamming it in his back. He dove into the ground and disappeared. He reappeared unleashing more of his smell barf at them that Krysta put up an ice wall for. She rushed forward jumping up several vines and branches of smaller trees leaping and kicking away plants at Harold as she swung down and kicked him in the gut as Mikey ducked back.
Harold looked to the sky and unleashed a huge smoke cloud of the corpse flower smell. Both Krysta and Mikey cringe. "We need to take him out now!" Mikey whimpered to Krysta.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" Krysta stated. "I don't suppose your dad taught you the Macho Gazpacho Fury Kick?"
"As a matter of fact he did!" Mikey replied with a grin. The two stood side by side charging up their respective fire and Ice energy. The two began to combine as they took off the ice and fire becoming a blue crystal like flame as Mikey kicked Harold into the air and sent him towards Krysta who kicked him down causing him to crash and bounce along his ice path. The two's eyes began to glow brightly as the blue fire combined around them and they both went into a kick. The Cold Fire kick.
"COWABUNGA!" they shouted causing Harold to go flying and crash open a part of the ceiling as Raph, Mona and Tiger Claw were passing over it.
"EWWWWW!" Mona groaned holding her nose tightly as Tiger Claw and Raph began to flash back.
"I know that smell." Tiger Claw muttered.
"Please not again!" Raph cried as they suddenly fell through the floor with a scream. Raph noticed Mona had flipped around and was going to land on her head. "I'LL SAVE YOU MONA!" Raph shouted grabbing her and lifting her up and she blushed and squeaked again everyone crashed almost practically on top of Mikey and Krysta.
"Raph, Tiger Claw?!" Mikey asked as he and Krysta landed from the kick. Tiger Claw noticed the blue flames he had never seen Fire quite like this before. "Oh good you found Mona."
"Eep!" Mona squeaked. As the group began talking with Raph finally putting Mona down Harold groaned unconscious as a shadowy force immediately swallowed him. But no one else noticed….
X X X
Mona was already talking about getting an apartment on the surface in New York even asking about April's building. Raph and Tiger Claw were asking her about going home which lead to another spat. At least no Mafia ship this time.
Krysta however looked over at Mikey. "Hey bud you okay?" she asked. "I noticed you kind of."
"Flashed back to Draxum," Mikey sighed. "Yup." Mikey replied. "But it's thanks to you I pushed through it…thanks." Mikey said blushing he was tempted to hug her but she was blushing her ears down embarrassed making her incredibly cute. All they could do was giggle nervously and fist bump each other.
There was a squawk in the sky. They looked up to see Leo in his Benjamin Blueregarde outfit in gold paint being bridal carried away by the most handsome man any of them had ever seen. Both Mona and Raph were gasping and oogling him in awe blushing.
"I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight!" Tiger Claw told himself desperately with a blush.
Krysta and Mikey stared blushing themselves snarkily eyed. "Who's that incredibly handsome guy carrying away on a Smirugh…." Mikey muttered as Krysta fluffed out her tail wagging.
"I don't know….but I am extremely jealous." She muttered.
"Yeah, me too…." Mikey said woefully.
I love it when I can get chapters out back to back! I had fun with this one too! Also good Cold Fire Chapter!
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