Bayonetta
Intro Motions
Devil's Daughter: Bayonetta waves her hands over head, black fabric covering her body. It rises up and covers her as the opponent enters the arena. The fabric descends and Bayonetta speaks, now clad in clothing. The camera returns to the foe who speaks before it goes back to Bayonetta. She spins her head and hair while speaking.
Wandering Lost Soul: Bayonetta walks forward clad in her nun cosplay outfit. The opponent enters the arena before it goes over their shoulder. Bayonetta speaks, closing the bible in her hands. It returns to the foe who speaks back before it returns to the witch. She throws the book and her costume aside, holding a gun as she speaks.
Black Cat: A black feline races forward before jumping into the air. It spins and transforms into the witch, lollipop in mouth. The opponent enters the arena as Bayonetta speaks up. The camera returns to the foe who retorts. The camera returns to Bayonetta, who spits the stick out of her mouth before she speaks.
Love is Blue: A case is thrown in the air, four blue pistols flying out. Baynetta spins and catches two before hooking the last ones onto her heel. The opponent enters the arena before Bayonetta speaks. The foe retorts before the camera jumps back to the witch. She spins a pistol in her hand as she speaks.
Intros
Bayonetta
1st
Bayonetta A: What the bloody hell?
Bayonetta B: I have no sisters.
Bayonetta A: I'll kill you for this.
2nd
Bayonetta A: You know what I need right now?
Bayonetta B: Heels without guns?
Bayonetta A: You to stop stealing my look.
3rd
Bayonetta B: So that's what I look like in that outfit.
Bayonetta A: It looks better on me.
Bayonetta B: You did not just say that.
4th
Bayonetta B: Where did you get that outfit?
Bayonetta A: I was about to ask the same thing.
Bayonetta B: Well, not from a thrift store, that's for sure.
Alucard
1st
Bayonetta: You're the son of Dracula?
Alucard: Not what you expected, am I?
Bayonetta: Not in the slightest.
2nd
Bayonetta: How long did you sleep for?
Alucard: A few years. You?
Bayonetta: Five hundred.
3rd
Alucard: A witch and a vampire.
Bayonetta: You know a bar we could walk into?
Alucard: Clever. Very clever.
4th
Alucard: Dark and light...
Bayonetta: Same as you, death and life.
Alucard: Why not see where our other similarities are?
Ash William
1st
Bayonetta: What is it with men and gaudy outfits?
Ash: Hey, don't insult the boomstick.
Bayonetta: Of course you named it.
2nd
Ash: What is it with hot women and magic?
Bayonetta: Intimidated?
Ash: Getting annoyed that they all wanna kill me.
3rd
Ash: Hot mama!
Bayonetta: Not interested.
Ash: Gimme a few minutes to warm up.
Baraka
1st
Bayonetta: My god, you're an ugly demon.
Baraka: I am Tarkatan, human.
Bayonetta: Still not impressed.
2nd
Bayonetta: You're an ugly little bugger, aren't you?
Baraka: Mock me, it won't spare you.
Bayonetta: But a few bullets will.
3rd
Baraka: Sweet, supple flesh.
Bayonetta: Don't you flatter a girl.
Baraka: You'll make for a lite snack.
Cassie Cage
1st
Bayonetta: I don't want any crying after this.
Cassie: Do I look like a kid to you?
Bayonetta: To me you are.
2nd
Bayonetta: Don't stand in my way.
Cassie: Or else what, witch bitch?
Bayonetta: As you Americans say, I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!
3rd
Cassie: Guns, magic, you can't just pick?
Bayonetta: I like being flexible.
Cassie: That explains the fetish wear.
4th
Cassie: I hate tourists.
Bayonetta: Still sore about the beating I gave you earlier?
Cassie: You just caught me off guard!
Cetrion
1st
Bayonetta: Another damn god.
Cetrion: One of virtue and light.
Bayonetta: Don't seem that virtuous to me.
2nd
Bayonetta: I've never hunted an angel like you before.
Cetrion: You are not prepared to battle an Elder God.
Bayonetta: Doesn't mean I won't take your halo.
3rd
Cetrion: You work with demons?
Bayonetta: I suppose so.
Cetrion: Then share their fate.
Ciri
1st
Bayonetta: A fellow witch, I see.
Ciri: It's Witcheress.
Bayonetta: Don't fret on the details.
2nd
Ciri: What kind of magic is this?
Bayonetta: Don't you have summonings in your world?
Ciri: Not to this level.
3rd
Ciri: A witch that hunts angels?
Bayonetta: I know. An odd occupation, don't you think?
Ciri: Not so much where I'm from.
D'Vorah
1st
Bayonetta: What an ugly bugger you are.
D'Vorah: My children will feast on your guts.
Bayonetta: That's just disgusting.
2nd
Bayonetta: No cockroaches or crying babies.
D'Vorah: This One is Kytinn.
Bayonetta: You're still a bug, D'Vorah.
3rd
D'Vorah: Magic is no friend to the Kytin.
Bayonetta: Good, because I plan to kill you.
D'Vorah: You will fail at that as well.
EMIYA Archer
1st
Bayonetta: Darling, that look is dreadful.
Archer: I'm not here for fashion tips.
Bayonetta: Clearly.
2nd
Archer: Are you of the Caster Class?
Bayonetta: Do I look like I serve anyone?
Archer: You may not have a choice.
3rd
Archer: Guns do not impress me.
Bayonetta: I've got more than guns to offer.
Archer: We'll see, won't we?
Erron Black
1st
Bayonetta: A cowboy? How quaint.
Erron: Aw, you don't cotton to me.
Bayonetta: Not at all.
2nd
Erron: My, aren't we perky?
Bayonetta: Not interested.
Erron: My heart will heal in time.
3rd
Erron Black: Nice looking guns, but can you use them?
Bayonetta: I'm in the mood for target practice.
Erron Black: Well then, draw.
Erza Scarlet
1st
Bayonetta: A lot of good looking men in your guild.
Erza: Don't even think about it.
Bayonetta: Oh, have some fun, Scarlet.
2nd
Bayonetta: A fellow witch.
Erza: I'm a wizard of Fairy Tail.
Bayonetta: Then let's dance, little fairy.
3rd
Erza: You have a… unique fashion sense.
Bayonetta: Feeling jealous, Scarlet?
Erza: It's no gothic lolita, but…
4th
Erza: You use your hair?
Bayonetta: A problem with that?
Erza: You remind me of someone I know.
Esdeath
1st
Bayonetta: Well, aren't you a cold one?
Esdeath: The strong crush the weak.
Bayonetta: I'm not a fan of dirtying my heels.
2nd
Bayonetta: You enjoy hurting people that much?
Esdeath: Since I'm strong, there's no harm in it.
Bayonetta: Sadist to the core.
3rd
Esdeath: You also control time?
Bayonetta: Much better than you, love.
Esdeath: My sword will still take your head.
4th
Esdeath: I've never battled a witch before.
Bayonetta: Don't get frisky on me.
Esdeath: Try and stop me then.
Frost
1st
Bayonetta: I never cared for the cold.
Frost: And I never cared for fashion.
Bayonetta: Now that's just evil.
2nd
Bayonetta: Someone's been very naughty.
Frost: Don't even think about it, lady.
Bayonetta: I think you need a good spanking.
3rd
Frost: I'll freeze your head for Kronika.
Bayonetta: Whatever for, frosty?
Frost: She wants to wipe you clan from existence.
Fujin
1st
Bayonetta: Someone from Paradiso?
Fujin: No, a protector of Earthrealm.
Bayonetta: Let's see you protect yourself.
2nd
Bayonetta: There's a god of wind?
Fujin: Yes, as well as gods of the other elements.
Bayonetta: Do you have nasty little angels too?
3rd
Fujin: Your magic doesn't belong here.
Bayonetta: Then find a way to send me home.
Fujin: We don't have that option.
4th
Fujin: You want to challenge me?
Bayonetta: I'd rather see that you're a god, not just hear it.
Fujin: That's... a way to prove myself.
Fury
1st
Bayonetta: Here to judge humanity?
Fury: I'm here to protect it.
Bayonetta: Prove it.
2nd
Fury: I've never meet a human like you.
Bayonetta: That's what makes it exciting, isn't it?
Fury: And annoying.
3rd
Fury: Are you a new matter of succubus?
Bayonetta: I'm a witch, not a succubus.
Fury: No witch acts the way that you do.
Geralt of Rivia
1st
Bayonetta: Care to have some fun?
Geralt: What kind of fun?
Bayonetta: Use your imagination.
2nd
Bayonetta: I bet you have some scars to show.
Geralt: And I bet you don't.
Bayonetta: Why damage the merchandise?
3rd
Geralt: Another damn succubus.
Bayonetta: Please, they don't have my sense of style.
Geralt: Or your magic.
4th
Geralt: Stay away from Ciri.
Bayonetta: Worry she might get a fashion sense?
Geralt: That she'll end up like you.
Geras
1st
Bayonetta: How long have you been alive?
Geras: This is my billionth life cycle.
Bayonetta: You've lived long enough.
2nd
Bayonetta: Well, you're a big one, aren't you?
Geras: I am Kronika's first creation.
Bayonetta: Must say, I like her style.
3rd
Geras: You also control time?
Bayonetta: It's just a little spell, sweetie.
Geras: You defy Kronika's will.
4th
Geras: Sweet Cereza…
Bayonetta: You have no fucking right to say that name.
Geras: Where do you think you're parents came up with that name?
Goblin Slayer
1st
Bayonetta: A fellow hunter.
Goblin Slayer: You hunt angels, I hunt goblins.
Bayonetta: Are they ugly little buggers too?
2nd
Bayonetta: Bet you're handsome under that helmet.
Goblin Slayer: It stays on.
Bayonetta: If you say so.
3rd
Goblin Slayer: I know another witch.
Bayonetta: What's her name?
Goblin Slayer: Witch.
Ivy Valentine
1st
Bayonetta: Shall we destroy that sword?
Ivy: Why should I trust you?
Bayonetta: For starters, I'm a witch.
2nd
Bayonetta: Never fought a witch before?
Ivy: Viola was more of a witch than you.
Bayonetta: I doubt that.
3rd
Ivy: The infamous Left Eye…
Bayonetta: What do you want, whore?
Ivy: Oh, that is it!
4th
Ivy: I'm not impressed with guns.
Bayonetta: You should be.
Ivy: I'll cut them along with you.
Jacqui Briggs
1st
Bayonetta: My congratulations to the bride.
Jacqui: Hold up. You know?
Bayonetta: Please, it was obvious.
2nd
Jacqui: So, you're a witch, huh?
Bayonetta: Want me cast a spell on you?
Jacqui: I got some magic of my own.
3rd
Jacqui: Magic bullets. What else you got?
Bayonetta: I could turn into a cat if you want.
Jacqui: You leave your broom at home?
Jade
1st
Bayonetta: And people call my clothes strange.
Jade: My attire is purely functional.
Bayonetta: And these guns are just for show.
2nd
Jade: What is your intentions?
Bayonetta: Just a bit of fun.
Jade: I question your idea of fun.
3rd
Jade: How do I know if I can trust you?
Bayonetta: Desperate times, disperate measures I suppose.
Jade: Not good enough, witch.
Jax
1st
Bayonetta: Hello, soldier.
Jax: I'm not some jiggalo.
Bayonetta: And just like that, you've ruined it.
2nd
Jax: I've had my fill of magic.
Bayonetta: But you haven't seen what I can do.
Jax: Seen one spell, you've seen them all.
3rd
Jax: Fighting ladies, not my thing.
Bayonetta: You didn't think I would miss a good fight, did you?
Jax: So much for doing this the easy way.
Johnny Cage
1st
Bayonetta: You're a naughty boy.
Johnny: And you love it.
Bayonetta: I'm not sure you will.
2nd
Bayonetta: I'm not interested.
Johnny: But you'd be costarring with yours truly.
Bayonetta: Even I have standards, boy.
3rd
Johnny: Oh, hello gorgeous.
Bayonetta: You think you have a shot?
Johnny: More than a shot, witchy woman.
4th
Johnny: And the award for best costume goes to…
Bayonetta: It's more than a costume, boy.
Johnny: You're telling me…
Joker
1st
Bayonetta: You sick, twisted man.
Joker: I love it when you talk dirty.
Bayonetta: I'll take your head.
2nd
Bayonetta: And I thought angels were nasty buggers.
Joker: Dearie, it was just a joke.
Bayonetta: Like the one I'm about to play on you.
3rd
Joker: Now that's a look.
Bayonetta: I'm not here to impress you, Joker.
Joker: Well, you're doing a poor job.
Joule Adams
1st
Bayonetta: Nice toys.
Joule: These are my friends.
Bayonetta: I'll try not to break them.
2nd
Joule: I thought magic wasn't real.
Bayonetta: There are stranger things in heaven and earth.
Joule: Well I'm from the stars.
3rd
Joule: Care for some upgrades?
Bayonetta: These babies work just fine.
Joulie: Suit yourself.
Kabal
1st
Bayonetta: Careful, speed kills.
Kabal: Heard that before.
Bayonetta: Well, listen to this.
2nd
Bayonetta: I hear that you're fast.
Kabal: Faster than any witch.
Bayonetta: But not faster than me.
3rd
Kabal: Don't run, that's too easy.
Bayonetta: You prefer I vanish in smoke?
Kabal: Let's go, miss witchcraft.
Kano
1st
Bayonetta: And I thought demons were revolting.
Kano: A bloke's gotta make a living, don't he?
Bayonetta: And a witch's gotta make a killing.
2nd
Bayonetta: Want a quick lesson?
Kano: I'm all ears, sheila.
Bayonetta: Pretty or not, don't fuck with a witch.
3rd
Kano: Well, aren't you a peach?
Bayonetta: One step and I'll blow your head off.
Kano: Now that's exciting.
Ken Kaneki
1st
Bayonetta: I don't do cry babies.
Ken: My tears dried long ago.
Bayonetta: Show me.
2nd
Bayonetta: You make some fine coffee.
Ken: Thank you, ma'am.
Bayonetta: I'm going to miss it.
3rd
Ken: I'm not a monster.
Bayonetta: Don't you eat people?
Ken: And you kill angels.
4th
Ken: Guns don't hurt me.
Bayonetta: These guns are special.
Ken: Not to me.
Kitana
1st
Bayonetta: We should go out shopping sometime.
Kitana: I have important duties as Kahn.
Bayonetta: More important than girl time?
2nd
Bayonetta: Shall we have some fun?
Kitana: I think we should define 'fun' first.
Bayonetta: I'll show you.
3rd
Kitana: Your magic unnerves me.
Bayonetta: You'll get used to it.
Kitana: I'm not sure I want to.
Kokonoe Mercury
1st
Bayonetta: Oh, a pretty kitty.
Kokonoe: I'm gonna kill you for that.
Bayonetta: Give it a shot.
2nd
Bayonetta: A familiar?
Kokonoe: Do I look like a magical monster to you?
Bayonetta: Is this question serious?
3rd
Kokonoe: My magic is better than yours.
Bayonetta: Care to wager that?
Kokonoe: You're on.
4th
Kokonoe: Guns, huh?
Bayonetta: Guns and magic, little girl.
Kokonoe: You won't win with either.
Kollector
1st
Bayonetta: What type of angel are you?
Kollector: I am a Naknadan.
Bayonetta: Time to put you down, little bugger.
2nd
Bayonetta: And I thought Enzo was revolting.
Kollector: My looks are not your concern.
Bayonetta: No, my guns are yours.
3rd
Kollector: Let me see you, Earthrealmer.
Bayonetta: Keep those hands where I can see them.
Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock.
Kotal Kahn
1st
Bayonetta: You're a big one, aren't you?
Kotal Kahn: Your charms will not entice me, witch.
Bayonetta: I'm not that type of woman, Kotal.
2nd
Bayonetta: I hear you're a lucky man.
Kotal Kahn: Jade has earned my affection.
Bayonetta: So this is just for fun, then?
3rd
Kotal Kahn: Your magic will not charm me.
Bayonetta: Do I look like a bloody succubus to you?
Kotal Kahn: You are temptation.
4th
Kotal Kahn: Back to the underworld with you!
Bayonetta: Hell is such a bore.
Kotal Kahn: I will send you there, by force if I must.
Kung Lao
1st
Bayonetta: Confident, aren't we?
Kung Lao: You're not brash if you can back it up.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, baby.
2nd
Kung Lao: We're not here to parlay, are we?
Bayonetta: Trust me, you're not my type.
Kung Lao: A simple 'no' would've been fine.
3rd
Kung Lao: The name's Kung Lao, but call me 'Chosen One'.
Bayonetta: What a disappointment.
Kung Lao: Prepare to be dazzled.
Lightning Farron
1st
Bayonetta: So how fast are you?
Lightning: Fast as lightning. And just as deadly.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, sweetie.
2nd
Bayonetta: I never meet a witch like you before.
Lightning: I'm no witch.
Bayonetta: Right, and I'm seven.
3rd
Lightning: Take this seriously.
Bayonetta: I am, darling.
Lightning: Then why are you wearing a dress?
Liu Kang
1st
Bayonetta: So I hear you're spoken for…
Liu Kang: Kitana and I will wed, yes.
Bayonetta: I must give my congratulations.
2nd
Liu Kang: You are… a witch?
Bayonetta: What were you expecting?
Liu Kang: A broom and a hat for starters.
3rd
Liu Kang: You hunt angels?
Bayonetta: If you've seen the type of angels I had…
Liu Kang: Then your angels must be different.
Locus
1st
Bayonetta: Bet you're handsome under that helmet.
Locus: I'm not taking it off.
Bayonetta: I like a man who plays hard to get.
2nd
Bayonetta: So you're from the stars?
Locus: And trying to be better than I was.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, baby.
3rd
Locus: Again with magic?
Bayonetta: Don't worry. It's nothing alien.
Locus: That doesn't make things better.
Mileena
1st
Bayonetta: Ugly little blighter, aren't you?
Mileena: I'll eat you alive!
Bayonetta: And no manners, either.
2nd
Bayonetta: You're not too ugly to not be put out your misery.
Mileena: What do you mean? I'm beautiful.
Bayonetta: Let's see how beautiful when you scream.
3rd
Mileena: Aren't you a treat?
Bayonetta: Not interested.
Mileena: You will be.
4th
Mileena: Serve me, or die.
Bayonetta: I serve no one, monster.
Mileena: I'll eat you alive for that!
Negan
1st
Bayonetta: Ugh, vile man.
Negan: Come on, gimme a chance.
Bayonetta: Alright, here it is.
2nd
Negen: Not the first time I fight magic.
Bayonetta: But the first time you fight a witch.
Negan: Maybe.
3rd
Negan: Oh, aren't you a fine piece?
Bayonetta: One who will give you a spanking.
Negan: I am about fifty percent more into you.
4th
Negan: Oh, hello sweetie.
Bayonetta: You must be out of your bloody mind.
Negan: You don't know the half of it.
Nightwolf
1st
Bayonetta: Nice tricks.
Nightwolf: This is the power of the Great Spirit.
Bayonetta: Let's test it.
2nd
Bayonetta: A shaman… cheeky!
Nightwolf: I'm not here for your amusement.
Bayonetta: I think you need a spanking.
3rd
Nightwolf: You're not from this world.
Bayonetta: I don't know how to get home.
Nightwolf: Kombat will test your resolve.
Noob Saibot
1st
Bayonetta: A demon bastard.
Noob: I am wrath!
Bayonetta: Well, I own the black look.
2nd
Bayonetta: What the hell are you?
Noob Saibot: Your angel of death awaits.
Bayonetta: Only to get shot in the head.
3rd
Noob: Welcome to my darkness world.
Bayonetta: I happen to like the dark.
Noob: Then be swallowed by it.
Raiden
1st
Bayonetta: Ready for the show?
Raiden: Take this seriously.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, baby.
2nd
Bayonetta: Never thought I would fight a god.
Raiden: A thunder god, Bayonetta.
Bayonetta: At least I'm in my Sunday best.
3rd
Raiden: Your magic calls to the Netherrealm.
Bayonetta: And I can control it.
Raiden: For how long, Cereza?
Rain
1st
Bayonetta: I never cared for the rain.
Rain: Pray tell why?
Bayonetta: It ruins the hair.
2nd
Rain: Your magic does not frighten me.
Bayonetta: It's supposed to kill you.
Rain: It will fail at that as well.
3rd
Rain: You will be my queen.
Bayonetta: I don't serve anyone.
Rain: So be it.
Raven Branwen
1st
Bayonetta: A lovely looking outfit.
Raven: I'm not here for a catwalk.
Bayonetta: No, I suppose not…
2nd
Bayonetta: So you're a witch too?
Raven: I'm the Spring Maiden, not a witch.
Bayonetta: And here I thought we would be friends.
3rd
Raven: What's with your magic?
Bayonetta: Never seen anything like it?
Raven: Try turning it on Salem.
Revy
1st
Bayonetta: What is with that outfit?
Revy: You trying to say something?
Bayonetta: Did you lose a bet, lov?
2nd
Revy: I got a couple guns myself.
Bayonetta: I'll keep my lovelies, thank you very much.
Revy: They'll look better with me.
3rd
Revy: Nice looking guns you got there.
Bayonetta: Want to get a closer look?
Revy: I'll take them from your cold, dead hands.
Rimuru Tempest
1st
Bayonetta: Cockroaches, babies, and now slimes.
Rimuru: What are you talking about?
Bayonetta: The three things I can't stand.
2nd
Bayonetta: Ugh, disgusting.
Rimuru: What's wrong?
Bayonetta: I don't do slimes.
3rd
Rimuru: You aren't here to trick us, right?
Bayonetta: I prefer to smash my way in.
Rimuru: I won't be fooled again.
4th
Rimuru: You scared the kids.
Bayonetta: I don't do babies.
Rimuru: You could have been a little nicer.
Robocop
1st
Bayonetta: My, aren't you shiny?
Robocop: It is kevlar body armor.
Bayonetta: So boring.
2nd
Bayonetta: What's with the robot parts?
Robocop: My organic body was destroyed in the line of duty.
Bayonetta: Let's hope I don't finish the job.
3rd
Robocop: I am not from a world of magic.
Bayonetta: Or maybe they're hiding it from you.
Robocop: That is unlikely.
Ryu Hayabusa
1st
Bayonetta: Black really suits everyone.
Ryu: It is useful in my work.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, baby.
2nd
Bayonetta: Nice ninja getup. Where's the party?
Ryu: My 'getup' is no costume.
Bayonetta: If there's music, I'm dancing.
3rd
Ryu: Such strange magic…
Bayonetta: Curious, perhaps?
Ryu: More concerned than anything.
4th
Ryu: Dark magic lives within you.
Bayonetta: I'm a witch, sweetheart.
Ryu: It cannot stay.
Scorpion
1st
Bayonetta: I've been to hell myself.
Scorpion: Then why did I not see you?
Bayonetta: Different hell, sweetie.
2nd
Bayonetta: Is getting hot in here?
Scorpion: From the power of my hellfire.
Bayonetta: Here's one way to cool you off.
3rd
Scorpion: You do not beguile me.
Bayonetta: I wasn't trying to.
Scorpion: So be it.
Shang Tsung
1st
Bayonetta: You make me wretch.
Shang Tsung: Whatever for?
Bayonetta: Where should I start?
2nd
Shang Tsung: The last Urban Witch…
Bayonetta: You didn't…
Shang Tsung: Come. Join your friend in my service.
3rd
Shang Tsung: I have a dress your size, you should wear it.
Bayonetta: It would end up destoryed before I'm done.
Shang Tsung: That would not be a problem.
Shao Kahn
1st
Bayonetta: Not as big as I was expecting.
Shao Kahn: You will bow to me, woman.
Bayonetta: I'd rather blow your mind.
2nd
Shao Kahn: You will join my concubines.
Bayonetta: Fuck off! I'm not one your sluts!
Shao Kahn: I like females with fire.
3rd
Shao Kahn: Your magic will serve me.
Bayonetta: I serve no man.
Shao Kahn: I will break your insolent tongue.
Sheeva
1st
Bayonetta: Shopping must be a pain.
Sheeva: A Shokan has no need for luxury.
Bayonetta: What's the point of living, then?
2nd
Bayonetta: Don't you look intimidating?
Sheeva: Are you feel scared?
Bayonetta: Not in the slightest.
3rd
Sheeva: You're magic won't threaten the Shokan.
Bayonetta: Feeling a bit intimidated?
Sheeva: Protective is the better word.
1st
Bayonetta: And people call me a witch.
Sindel: I have done nothing to earn your scorn.
Bayonetta: Not mine. Everyone's.
2nd
Bayonetta: Shall we dance?
Sindel: I have a tune in mind.
Bayonetta: Good, I've brought the beat.
3rd
Sindel: You will serve as my new bodyguard.
Bayonetta: I beg your pardon!?
Sindel: Submit. You may enjoy it.
4th
Sindel: Have you ever been dominated?
Bayonetta: I prefer to be on top.
Sindel: Then this will be a new experience for you.
Skarlet
1st
Bayonetta: You are a very creepy girl.
Skarlet: 'Creepy' doesn't offend me.
Bayonetta: …So be it.
2nd
Bayonetta: Red is not your color.
Skarlet: Then what is?
Bayonetta: How about black and blue?
3rd
Skarlet: I smell… power in you.
Bayonetta: Or just my new perfume.
Skarlet: Do not lie, Left Eye.
4th
Skarlet: I can smell your half-breed blood.
Bayonetta: Your point being?
Skarlet: It is enticing.
Sonya Blade
1st
Bayonetta: You really need to relax.
Sonya: What? A mani-pedi?
Bayonetta: Now there's an idea.
2nd
Sonya: You seriously injured my men.
Bayonetta: They could look, but they can't touch.
Sonya: Consider this payback.
3rd
Sonya: Kronika sure has it in for you.
Bayonetta: She's not the only one it seems.
Sonya: Gonna wish you hadn't said that.
Spawn
1st
Bayonetta: Never fought a demon like you.
Spawn: And you won't again after this.
Bayonetta: Let's dance, baby.
2nd
Bayonetta: I've been to hell before.
Spawn: And you came back… impressive.
Bayonetta: Flattery will get you no where.
3rd
Spawn: Magic is flowing off you.
Bayonetta: And your point is?
Spawn: Maelbolgia won't get his hands on you.
4th
Spawn: Out of the way, lady.
Bayonetta: What sort of angel are you?
Spawn: I'm the devil that bumps in the night.
Sub-Zero
1st
Bayonetta: Rather chilly, isn't it?
Sub-Zero: I have mastered cryomancy.
Bayonetta: Let's turn up the heat.
2nd
Bayonetta: I thought it was getting cold out there.
Sub Zero: Do not mock a Lin Kuei.
Bayonetta: Maybe I should've brought a coat.
3rd
Sub-Zero: Guns do not frighten me.
Bayonetta: Shall I change that?
Sub-Zero: You are welcomed to try.
Terminator
1st
Bayonetta: Killing machines from the future?
Terminator: Correct.
Bayonetta: Bloody hell.
2nd
Bayonetta: I've never seen one of your kind before.
Terminator: I come from the future of a different Earth.
Bayonetta: Then, let's dance, Robot Man.
3rd
Terminator: Come with me now.
Bayonetta: For what reason?
Terminator: To be studied for a new terminator.
Vergil
1st
Bayonetta: You're almost too cute to hurt.
Vergil: I'm not here for games.
Bayonetta: So no foreplay, then?
2nd
Bayonetta: I feel like we've meet before.
Vergil: If we did, you'd be dead.
Bayonetta: So would you.
3rd
Vergil: This will be easy.
Bayonetta: How do you figure?
Vergil: If my brother can beat you, so can I.
Outros
Shopping Spree: Bayonetta spins and the screen turns black. It lights up as she walks forward, shopping bags in hand.
Gates of Hell: Bayonetta falls backward and falls into a black pit. She sits up at a bar, catching a drink in her hand.
El Camino: Bayonetta walks toward a car that's waiting for her. She closes the door and winks at the camera.
Besties: Bayonetta turns to see Jeanne walking over. They both point a gun forward and fire as the camera freezes.
Fatalities
Disappointing (Ciri)
Bayonetta pulls her leg back and kicks the Witcheress back. A black clad guillotine appears and catches her. Quickly pushing herself out, Ciri misses the witch walking up behind her. Holding up her leg, she repeatedly kicks and fires her pistol, blowing holes in her torso. A final kick sends her stumbling forward, locking Ciri in place. Bayonetta snaps her fingers and the blade falls, beheading her.
Don't Fuck With a Witch (Skarlet)
Bayonetta pulls her arm back and swings a spiked whip. Wrapping around her neck, Bayonetta spins and drags the blood mage around before throwing her into a large golden cage. The door closes behind her as Bayonetta walks forward. Skarlet watches as she spins a wheel before pointing up. Skarlet looks up and gasps as three saws fall down, trisecting her.
Fatal Blow
Madama Butterfly (Sindel)
Bayonetta holds her hands behind her head, her clothing almost melting off. A large blue skinned foot clad in a heel then slammed down, spraying blood everywhere. The foot fades away before a blue, red nailed hand grabs the Empress. It pulls her up and slams her around three times, the last one spaying blood everywhere. The hand fades and Sindel falls to the ground as the full Madama Butterfly takes form. It raises both hands and slams them both down, the axe-handle crushing the Edenian.
Friendship
Bayonetta walks forward and steps behind a mini bar. With master skill, she mixes and stirs a series of drinks.
Ending
'Shows Bayonetta staring at the Hourglass while Kronika is dead nearby' "I know about magic that can slow time, stop it... but I've never knew that this type of control over time in general can be at anyone's grasp. And it shouldn't be." 'Shows Bayonetta enveloped in a bright light' "And I'm going to make sure that no one gets it out of my hands"
'Shows Bayonetta sitting in Gates of Hell with the Hourglass in a keychain.' "The biggest mistake that Kronika made was to be overconfident in herself, so I took some steps ahead and prepared myself in case someone tries to get it." 'Zooms back to show Rodin behind the counter while the tables were occupied by Jeanne and other Umbra Witches.' "If anyone comes here, they'll have a warm welcome waiting for them."
I really do love Bayonetta. She's funny, confident, and oh so damn sexy. The only real complaint I have is that I can only play the FIRST game, and I have no interest in buying a goddamn switch. So I can only watch the next two games, and I'm honestly fine with that. And for the record, her standard outfit in this is Bayonetta TWO. AKA, the BEST looking one.
Next time, we go from a witch to a ninja with Ayane. See you next year and enjoy your holidays.
Beta read by General Feng Xiang