Seras Victoria


Intro Motions

Nosferatu: Red mist whips around the field before Seras slowly takes form. The opponent enters the arena as Seras is shown as mist from the waist down. She speaks before it goes back to the opponent. They retort before it returns to the vampiress. The mist dies down and rescinds into her left arm as she speaks before the fight begins.

Lock 'n' Load: Seras walks forward, changing one of the ammo boxes hanging off her. The opponent enters the arena as Seras speaks. The camera goes back to the foe who speaks back. The camera returns to Seras, who points both her guns at them as she retorts before the fight starts.

Proper Vampire: The camera pulls in onto Seras' eyes as they turns from a vibrant blue to a blood-thirtsy red. The opponent enters the arena as it goes over their shoulder. She speaks before it returns to the opponent. They retort before it goes back to Seras, who cracks her neck as she speaks.

Open Casket: A simple wooden casket bursts open as dirt flys everywhere. Seras stands up and kicks the box away as the opponent enters the arena. Seras speaks, showing her guns laying in front of her. The camera returns to the enemy, who speaks back. The camera returns to the officer, who kicks her cannons up and catches them before speaking.


Intros

Seras Victoria

1st

Seras A: What in the bloody hell?

Seras B: Why do you look like me?

Seras A: This isn't funny.

2nd

Seras A: Is this another illusion?

Seras B: This is real, Police Girl.

Seras A: You're not the one who can call me that.

3rd

Seras B: No, you didn't…

Seras A: The armband doesn't lie.

Seras B: I would never join Millennium.

4th

Seras B: Would you go back to being human?

Seras A: After Pip... I had to stay.

Seras B: Good girl.

Alucard

1st

Seras: You're very different from my Alucard.

Alucard: How so?

Seras: You aren't as scary, for one.

2nd

Seras: My master is much stronger than you.

Alucard: I don't kill for fun, child.

Seras: Yet you're much more polite than him.

3rd

Alucard: Another vampire?

Seras: From a very different time.

Alucard: Show me if you should live.

4th

Alucard: I've killed Dracula before.

Seras: You haven't meet my master.

Alucard: You must be from another world.

Ash William

1st

Seras: So you have ghouls in your world?

Ash: We call them Deadites.

Seras: Give 'em some holy bullets.

2nd

Ash: Now THAT'S a boomstick!

Seras: Sorry, I don't think you can use it.

Ash: Let me try.

3rd

Ash: So you're a vampire?

Seras: Not interested in your blood.

Ash: Good, I wasn't going to ask.

4th

Ash: You fought deadites before?

Seras: Deadites, ghouls, all the same to me.

Ash: Ghouls? That's a new one.

Ayane

1st

Seras: Now I'm fighting ninjas?

Ayane: You're a vampire.

Seras: Fair enough.

2nd

Seras: You know I can see you in the dark, right?

Ayane: Then I'll need to cut your throat quickly.

Seras: Please don't.

3rd

Ayane: Ryu will defeat Alucard.

Seras: My master is not one to be killed so easily.

Ayane: Clearly, you've never seen Ryu at work.

4th

Ayane: I'm not scared of you.

Seras: You shouldn't be. I'm on your side.

Ayane: Prove it.

Baraka

1st

Seras: Are you a new kind of vampire?

Baraka: I am Tarkatan, fool.

Seras: No need to be rude.

2nd

Seras: Sharp teeth, bladed arms. Nothing original.

Baraka: I will enjoy gnawing your bones!

Seras: And very short tempered.

3rd

Baraka: Sweet supple flesh…

Seras: Don't even think about it.

Baraka: I will feast tonight.

4th

Baraka: I will fill you with holes.

Seras: Already happened.

Baraka: This time, it will be different.

Bayonetta

1st

Seras: I don't like witches…

Bayonetta: But we've so much in common.

Seras: Like the color of our blood?

2nd

Seras: Hallconnen vs Love is Blue.

Bayonetta: Come now. Is that even a question?

Seras: Good point.

3rd

Bayonetta: What a drab outfit.

Seras: It's the Hellsing uniform.

Bayonetta: Where's your sense of style, love?

4th

Bayonetta: Fancy gun you got there, love.

Seras: Says the woman with guns for heels.

Bayonetta: They go with the look.

Cassie Cage

1st

Seras: Do I smell… garlic?

Cassie: Can't be too careful.

Seras: You know that doesn't work, right?

2nd

Seras: I've killed ghouls that attacked London.

Cassie: I've taken down an Elder God.

Seras: Well played…

3rd

Cassie: Now we're fighting vampires?

Seras: Nazi vampires.

Cassie: That's like, evil squared.

4th

Cassie: You aren't gonna bite and turn me, right?

Seras: Of course not.

Cassie: Good. I don't like the whole sparkly skin crap.

Cetrion

1st

Seras: I thought gods were supposed to be good.

Cetrion: Good and evil are human constructs.

Seras: And you are evil.

2nd

Seras: And the church worships gods like you.

Cetrion: Do not blame me for the acts of man.

Seras: I blame you for not doing anything.

3rd

Cetrion: You were meant to die in the mansion.

Seras: Guess you underestimated me.

Cetrion: All must adhere to mother's design.

4th

Cetrion: Your existence defies my mother's will.

Seras: You could thank my master for that.

Cetrion: Surrender, and I could save your soul.

Ciri

1st

Seras: I don't go around drinking everyone's blood.

Ciri: I just need to make sure.

Seras: If I go mad, you have my permission to kill me.

2nd

Seras: So... you know magic?

Ciri: I know magic. Why the question?

Seras: Just making sure that it exists.

3rd

Ciri: Never fought a vampire like you.

Seras: I'm nothing compared to my master.

Ciri: Glad I'm not fighting him.

4th

Ciri: I hunt monsters like you.

Seras: Judging a book by its cover, aren't you?

Ciri: Only one way to find out.

D'Vorah

1st

Seras: I don't like cockroaches.

D'Vorah: This one is Kytin, human.

Seras: I'm a vampire.

2nd

Seras: Should've brought my bug spray.

D'Vorah: You cannot kill the entire swarm.

Seras: Then meet my fly squatter.

3rd

D'Vorah: This one likes you, for a warm blood.

Seras: Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

D'Vorah: Agreed. Now die.

4th

D'Vorah: You will not drink this one's blood.

Seras: It'd probably taste like piss.

D'Vorah: My children will enjoy feasting on your corpse.

EMIYA Archer

1st

Seras: I choose to be a servant. You didn't.

Archer: I am at peace with myself.

Seras: You shouldn't be.

2nd

Seras: I thought heroic spirits were supposed to be... heroic.

Archer: Don't believe everything you read in a book.

Seras: Good advice.

3rd

Archer: Do you not hate Alucard?

Seras: He saved me!

Archer: But now you're a tool for him to use.

4th

Archer: You want to help me?

Seras: That Grail sounds like evil.

Archer: I need to test your resolve.

Erron Black

1st

Seras: You turned down Integra?

Erron: That pay wasn't worth spit.

Seras: We don't do it for money.

2nd

Seras: Worked with mercenaries before?

Erron: At least I survive, unlike your boyfriend.

Seras: Don't you dare talk about Pip!

3rd

Erron: I think I've fallen in love.

Seras: Keep looking, wanker.

Erron: Oh, don't be like that, honey.

4th

Erron: That's... a big gun.

Seras: Too bad you can't use it.

Erron: Wonder how much it'd go for in Outworld.

Erza Scarlet

1st

Seras: Who the bloody hell is Zeref?

Erza: The Black Wizard who made you.

Seras: Master isn't a wizard. He's a vampire.

2nd

Seras: Amazing! You can summon weapons?

Erza: And change armor as well.

Seras: I wish I could do that...

3rd

Erza: You are not with Tartaros?

Seras: I kill demons and vampires.

Erza: Than we are to be allies.

4th

Erza: I have a hard time trusting a vampire.

Seras: You can trust this one.

Erza: Show me why.

Esdeath

1st

Seras: And people call me a monster.

Esdeath: I'm just a general.

Seras: Who starts endless wars.

2nd

Seras: You're just as much of a monster as the Major.

Esdeath: I'll take that as a compliment.

Seras: And I kill monsters like you.

3rd

Esdeath: You won't like my blood.

Seras: I wouldn't drink a single goddamn drop of your blood.

Esdeath: There's no need to be rude.

4th

Esdeath: Give me at least something of a challenge.

Seras: Oh, I'll do more than that, you bitch.

Esdeath: Now I'm curious.

Frost

1st

Seras: To think people call me a monster.

Frost: I don't drink blood to live.

Seras: And I don't turn people into robot slaves.

2nd

Seras: What have you done to your body?

Frost: Allowed a Titan to make me the ultimate weapon.

Seras: The ultimate slave, perhaps.

3rd

Frost: First you, then your master.

Seras: You won't command anything.

Frost: All will serve me.

4th

Frost: I will chill you to the core.

Seras: Try it if you can.

Frost: With pleasure.

Fujin

1st

Seras: So you're a god?

Fujin: And protector of Earthrealm.

Seras: Then where were you when London fell?

2nd

Seras: That hurt, Fujin.

Fujin: How are you able to heal so quickly?

Seras: The benefits of being a vampire.

3rd

Fujin: My condolences for your loss.

Seras: My master will return in time.

Fujin: I meant this one.

4th

Fujin: You are walking the wrong path, young Seras.

Seras: Maybe so. But I chose it.

Fujin: Let the Jinsei show you the light.

Fury

1st

Seras: You'd do well in Hellsing.

Fury: I'm done being a servant.

Seras: I can't force you, then.

2nd

Seras: I'm not sure of what to make of you.

Fury: Have you never encountered a Horseman before?

Seras: No, can't say that I have.

3rd

Fury: I hope I don't kill you.

Seras: Uh, thanks?

Fury: Your master would go berserk.

4th

Fury: I hope you're not hungry.

Seras: Not really.

Fury: Good. Because you won't harm my flock.

Geralt of Rivia

1st

Seras: We could have used you in London.

Geralt: Even I can't fight an army.

Seras: Still, it would have helped.

2nd

Seras: Silver doesn't work on me.

Geralt: And what does, exactly?

Seras: Well I'm not gonna tell you.

3rd

Geralt: I don't want to kill you.

Seras: Then don't.

Geralt: Prove why I should let you walk away.

4th

Geralt: People call me the White Wolf.

Seras: And here I thought I already killed you.

Geralt: Wait, what?

Geras

1st

Seras: How long have you lived?

Geras: As long as Kronika demands it.

Seras: You're nothing but her slave.

2nd

Seras: Wait, didn't Master kill you?

Geras: Alucard tried, but he failed.

Seras: Then I'll finish what he started.

3rd

Geras: Seras Victoria.

Seras: How do you know my name?

Geras: I am a student of all realities.

4th

Geras: Your master will return in time.

Seras: I knew it.

Geras: But Hellsing will not be there to greet him.

Goblin Slayer

1st

Seras: What are worse; goblins or vampires?

Goblin Slayer: There are no good goblins.

Seras: I'll take your word for it.

2nd

Seras: I understand you got a monster problem.

Goblin Slayer: I don't need a vampire's help.

Seras: But you need Hellsing's help.

3rd

Goblin Slayer: Do vampires breed like goblins?

Seras: It's the ghouls that are the real problem.

Goblin Slayer: Then they should both be wiped out.

4th

Goblin Slayer: Do you have any goblins?

Seras: You're very obsessed with goblins, aren't you?

Goblin Slayer: They ruin lives. They must be destroyed.

Ivy Valentine

1st

Seras: You aren't a succubus, are you?

Ivy: I'm all human, bat brat.

Seras: You've earned this.

2nd

Seras: Are you okay wearing... that?

Ivy: Nothing wrong with showing what you have.

Seras: Mistress Integra would be furious if I did that.

3rd

Ivy: You remind me too much of my father.

Seras: Um, in what way?

Ivy: You're both undead abominations.

4th

Ivy: I think I'll play with you for a bit.

Seras: Don't even want to know what you're into.

Ivy: First, you need some discipline.

Jacqui Briggs

1st

Seras: A fellow soldier.

Jacqui: What branch are you?

Seras: Hellsing Organization.

2nd

Seras: Hellsing is for life.

Jacqui: And death, it seems.

Seras: No, I joined after I died.

3rd

Jacqui: I don't do vampires.

Seras: I'm not going to hurt you.

Jacqui: That's what Dracula always says.

4th

Jacqui: What's with the big guns?

Seras: For undead extermination.

Jacqui: Could have used you back in the Netherrealm.

Jade

1st

Seras: Integra wishes to speak with Kitana Kahn.

Jade: We have no business with vampire hunters.

Seras: Fine. I'll make you listen.

2nd

Seras: I'm ready for our lesson.

Jade: Know that I won't hold my punches.

Seras: Neither will I.

3rd

Jade: The undead should stay in the Netherrealm.

Seras: Hellsing kills monsters.

Jade: Prove your worth.

4th

Jade: Those guns are liable to misfire.

Seras: They haven't before, and they won't now.

Jade: We shall see about that.

Jax

1st

Seras: General…

Jax: I'm not on duty, anymore.

Seras: I still show respect.

2nd

Seras: You remind me of my father.

Jax: How so, little lady?

Seras: He threw himself into his work too.

3rd

Jax: Fighting ladies? Not really my thing.

Seras: Just think of me as a fellow officer.

Jax: Your funeral.

4th

Jax: Word is you were a police officer.

Seras: That was a lifetime ago.

Jax: Then why the hell should we trust you?

Johnny Cage

1st

Seras: I never liked movies.

Johnny: Not even mine?

Seras: Especially yours.

2nd

Seras: I prefer your older self than your younger one.

Johnny: Still looking good, even in my 50s.

Seras: No. It's because you don't act like an ass.

3rd

Johnny: I got a new movie idea!

Seras: Please don't...

Johnny: Ninja Mime: Vampire Annihilation!

4th

Johnny: One look at me and you can't deny it.

Seras: What are you babbling about?

Johnny: You got hungry eyes.

Joker

1st

Seras: And people call vampires monsters.

Joker: Oh, sweetie. It was just a joke.

Seras: Well I'm not laughing.

2nd

Seras: You might be worse than the Major.

Joker: What did he do?

Seras: Bomb London to ash.

3rd

Joker: You look like a hugger. Bring it in.

Seras: I'd rather blow you to pieces.

Joker: Oh, sounds like a blast.

4th

Joker: London bridge is falling down.

Seras: And it's about to fall on you, Joker.

Joker: Who said you could rewrite me?

Joule Adams

1st

Seras: Are those… machines?

Joule: Yeah, and my friends.

Seras: Good for you, I guess.

2nd

Joule: Vampires? Seriously?

Seras: Were you expecting a snarling beast?

Joule: Something scary, at least.

3rd

Joule: Wait, you're a vampire?

Seras: What were you expecting?

Joule: A pale old man in creepy clothing.

Kabal

1st

Seras: Bet you can't cut me.

Kabal: Bullshit. I can cut anything.

Seras: Even a vampire?

2nd

Seras: Speed won't help you, Kabal.

Kabal: These hook swords damn sure will.

Seras: Sounds like you're overcompensating.

3rd

Kabal: I got no problem killing girls.

Seras: And I have no problem killing scum.

Kabal: Glad we understand each other.

4th

Kabal: If I tag you, you join the Black Dragon.

Seras: And if I tag you, you go to jail.

Kabal: Three... two... one!

Kano

1st

Seras: We don't need your help.

Kano: Thought Integra was hiring?

Seras: Not scum like you.

2nd

Seras: Sir Integra wants your head.

Kano: She should send a better vampire.

Seras: Why do you think I'm here?

3rd

Kano: Now those are guns.

Seras: And you won't get them.

Kano: Not without blood on them, anyway.

4th

Kano: Looking hungry there, girl.

Seras: Not for your blood.

Kano: Come here. I'll give you a taste on the house.

Ken Kaneki

1st

Seras: You're nothing like the ghouls in my world.

Ken: What are they like?

Seras: Well, they can't hold a conversation.

2nd

Seras: So who bit you?

Ken: No one. Organ transplant.

Seras: Wait, that actually worked?

3rd

Ken: Should I have read Bram Stoker for this?

Seras: We don't follow those rules.

Ken: Vampires are so confusing.

4th

Ken: Guns won't work on me.

Seras: They're made for freaks like you.

Ken: What's with the name calling?

Kitana

1st

Seras: I was told you had a vampire problem.

Kitana: Outworld will handle it.

Seras: Let me show you my skills.

2nd

Seras: I never expected fans to be so sharp.

Kitana: Would you like to see how deep they cut?

Seras: Not really.

3rd

Kitana: I fear Integra doesn't take me seriously.

Seras: She just has that vibe.

Kitana: I'll take your word for it.

4th

Kitana: Vampires are not welcomed in Outworld.

Seras: But I'm a friendly vampire.

Kitana: That is difficult to believe.

Kokonoe Mercury

1st

Seras: What… are you?

Kokonoe: Don't you have beastkin?

Seras: Most we have are vampires.

2nd

Seras: I got a bad experience with scientist.

Kokone: I don't listen to a power hungry major.

Seras: Well, at least there's that.

3rd

Kokonoe: Do you know Rachel?

Seras: Who?

Kokonoe: You two could pass for sisters.

4th

Kokonoe: The only Hellsing that I know is a butler to the Alucard family.

Seras: Stop right there or my brain will overload!

Kokonoe: Don't worry, I'll fix you up later.

Kollector

1st

Seras: Keep those hands where I can see them.

Kollector: Over your corpse?

Seras: Creepy.

2nd

Kollector: Let me see you, Earthrealmer.

Seras: For what?

Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock.

3rd

Kollector: Your weapon must be quite valuable.

Seras: It is. But it's not for sale.

Kollector: Oh, I don't intend to pay.

Kotal Kahn

1st

Seras: Emperor…

Kotal Kahn: Integra wishes to barter?

Seras: This is how Hellsing barter.

2nd

Seras: Are you sure that you're not a vampire?

Kotal Kahn: Osh-Tekk do not feast on blood to survive.

Seras: But you're not scared of drinking neither.

3rd

Kotal Kahn: Vampires are creatures to be wary of.

Seras: We're not all monsters.

Kotal Kahn: And not all Osh-Tek are merciful.

4th

Kotal Khan: Can I trust your master will not harm my people?

Seras: Master is... different. But he isn't a savage.

Kotal Khan: For your sake, I would hope so.

Kung Lao

1st

Seras: Aren't you a cocky little bastard?

Kung Lao: Arrogance is earned.

Seras: It's also deadly.

2nd

Seras: I've seen better hat tricks at a state fair.

Kung Lao: But my treats are real.

Seras: At least the performers know when to shut up.

3rd

Kung Lao: Is the Beijing opera in town?

Seras: Hellsing is here to clear out the dead.

Kung Lao: Dazzle me.

4th

Kung Lao: You aren't related to Skarlet, are you?

Seras: Just because I drink blood doesn't make us cousins.

Kung Lao: Just making conversation.

Lightning Farron

1st

Seras: I was an officer too.

Lightning: Now you're just a monster.

Seras: No, now I kill monsters.

2nd

Seras: My Harkonnen against your sword.

Lightning: Meaning that you're outmatched.

Seras: Until my gun blasts your sword to bits.

3rd

Lightning: I won't die easily.

Seras: I'm here to help you.

Lightning: I don't believe you.

4th

Liu Kang

1st

Seras: I am not a Jaing-Shi!

Liu Kang: But you are a vampire.

Seras: Do you want me hopping mad?

2nd

Liu Kang: You choose to become a monster?

Seras: It was either that or die.

Liu Kang: You made the right choice.

3rd

Liu Kang: These ghouls attacked the Wu Shi.

Seras: They have to be stopped, Liu Kang.

Liu Kang: Then we must not delay.

Locus

1st

Seras: Shall we go from ten paces?

Locus: Pretty sure you can outshoot me.

Seras: I'm giving you a sporting chance.

2nd

Seras: I know what you've done.

Locus: Then you know what I can do.

Seras: Integra wants to see you.

3rd

Locus: You're… not what I was expecting.

Seras: You wanted a sickly old man?

Locus: Point taken.

Mileena

1st

Seras: You shouldn't have killed them.

Mileena: Were they your friends?

Seras: I'll make you pay.

2nd

Seras: Damn bitch!

Mileena: Poor girl. You have no one left.

Seras: Now you're dead!

3rd

Mileena: Come play with me.

Seras: I play rough with monsters.

Mileena: I like it rough.

4th

Mileena: Let us play, Draculina.

Seras: I hope you're just talking about fighting.

Mileena: Either way, I'll be satisfied.

Negan

1st

Seras: The very worst of Pip.

Negan: He your sweetheart back home?

Seras: A man I respect far more than you.

2nd

Seras: You have a ghoul problem?

Negan: We just call them biters.

Seras: Some how, I don't trust you to handle it.

3rd

Negan: So you from over the pond?

Seras: London born and proud of it.

Negan: Wanna see MY Big Ben?

4th

Negan: Hot damn!

Seras: My eyes are up here, yankee!

Negan: And she got the accent to match.

Nightwolf

1st

Seras: I don't want to hurt you.

Nightwolf: You need instruction in kombat.

Seras: I warned you.

2nd

Seras: I got the feeling you don't trust me.

Nightwolf: The Makota had seen its fair share of monsters.

Seras: Not all monsters are evil, Nightwolf.

3rd

Nightwolf: You're not from this world.

Seras: You have to blame Kronika.

Nightwolf: She will answer as well.

4th

Nightwolf: I always detested guns.

Seras: Sorry if they're loud.

Nightwolf: They disturb the peace.

Noob Saibot

1st

Seras: Now I know Master isn't dead.

Noob: Explain yourself.

Seras: If he was in hell, you'd be long gone.

2nd

Seras: Bloody hell...

Noob: Prepare to die, woman.

Seras: I can see why everyone likes Kuai Liang more.

3rd

Noob: You will be queen of the damned.

Seras: I don't want a crown.

Noob: Then join the army of the dead.

4th

Noob: You have no soul.

Seras: My soul died when I did.

Noob: All that's left is your demise.

Raiden

1st

Seras: I'm not from the bloody Netherrealm!

Raiden: All undead stems from that place.

Seras: Well, this one comes from London.

2nd

Seras: You don't trust my master, don't you?

Raiden: I am aware of Alucard's transgressions.

Seras: How are they any different from yours?

3rd

Raiden: Do you take blood or have it offered?

Seras: Only when the dying have offered it.

Raiden: Then you have a noble soul, Seras Victoria.

4th

Raiden: Heroic undead are not common here.

Seras: Well, give a lass a chance.

Raiden: So be it.

Rain

1st

Seras: Wait, are you serious?

Rain: Our coupling would be mighty.

Seras: Not into rainy days.

2nd

Rain: I understand you are a vampire.

Seras: And you want me dead?

Rain: I want you by my side.

3rd

Rain: Abandon Alucard and serve me.

Seras: Like hell I would serve someone like you.

Rain: Your defiance will prove fatal.

Raven Branwen

1st

Seras: Hellsing has nothing for you.

Raven: How about the treasures in your mansion?

Seras: You won't set foot there.

2nd

Seras: Never seen a bird like you before.

Raven: This bird is deadly.

Seras: This vampire is deadlier.

3rd

Raven: You remind me of my daughter.

Seras: The same one you abandoned?

Raven: And look at her now.

4th

Raven: We could kill Salem together.

Seras: You aren't doing it for noble reasons.

Raven: And you call Hellsing noble?

Revy

1st

Seras: Where are you eyes going?

Revy: The guns, ya stupid bitch.

Seras: You yankees really do have a mouth on you.

2nd

Seras: Did you steal from Hellsing?

Revy: Fuck you, ya crumpet sucking whore.

Seras: Now that's just rude.

3rd

Revy: Heard your boss is hiring.

Seras: We need people loyal to the cause.

Revy: Loyal? I'm only care about getting paid!

4th

Revy: Where'd you get those guns?

Seras: A very dear friend…

Revy: Sentiment doesn't get you paid.

Rimuru Tempest

1st

Seras: So… you're a slime?

Rimuru: And you're a vampire.

Seras: What a pair we make.

2nd

Seras: Never seen a slime before.

Rimuru: Think we could be friends?

Seras: Prove that I can trust you.

3rd

Rimuru: We don't kill monsters in Tempest.

Seras: What? Do you have them over for tea?

Rimuru: Something like that…

4th

Rimuru: You have a familiar too?

Seras: His name is Pip.

Rimuru: Let's bring them out and let them play.

Robocop

1st

Seras: I was shot and brought back by my Master. You?

Robocop: My organic body was destroyed in the line of duty.

Seras: Seems we've both made strange choices.

2nd

Seras: Somehow, I don't think you have blood.

Robocop: Only motor oil and fluids.

Seras: So no biting, then.

3rd

Seras: I was a officer too, you know.

Robocop: What kept you off the straight and narrow?

Seras: Nearly dying would do that to you.

4th

Robocop: How do vampires enforce laws?

Seras: Blood, sweat and bullets.

Robocop: Such strange customs.

5th

Robocop: Hellsing has much to answer for.

Seras: We're the bloody good guys!

Robocop: Destruction of property, mass hysteria, shall I go on?

Ryu Hayabusa

1st

Seras: I don't plan on killing people.

Ryu: I've heard lies like that before.

Seras: Let me prove it.

2nd

Seras: There's a clan of you?

Ryu: The Hayabusa clan defends the weak.

Seras: We could have used you in London.

3rd

Ryu: Vampires must be purge.

Seras: Even the ones who try to help?

Ryu: Do not take me for a fool.

Scorpion

1st

Seras: Undead, but not a vampire?

Scorpion: Vampires are not real.

Seras: Here's unliving proof.

2nd

Seras: You don't look like any ghoul I've fought.

Scorpion: I am a revenant, not a ghoul.

Seras: Yeah. That explains it.

3rd

Scorpion: Your weapons will not work on me.

Seras: Fine. I'll just tear you apart.

Scorpion: You are welcomed to try.

Shang Tsung

1st

Seras: You steal souls…

Shang Tsung: Just like your master.

Seras: He earns them through combat. Unlike you.

2nd

Seras: You're even worse than the Major.

Shang Tsung: I am simply an old man who wishes to live.

Seras: By stealing the souls of the innocent?

3rd

Shang Tsung: Seras Victoria…

Seras: You know me?

Shang Tsung: Integra spilled many secrets.

4th

Shang Tsung: You have no soul to steal.

Seras: Meaning you don't stand a chance.

Shang Tsung: There are other ways to dispose of you.

Shao Kahn

1st

Seras: Even dying, I wouldn't drink your blood.

Shao Kahn: You pathetic brat.

Seras: I don't want you inside of me!

2nd

Seras: Disgusting bastard.

Shao Khan: You dare mock me?

Seras: Considering what you did to Edenia, yes.

3rd

Shao Kahn: Pathetic woman.

Seras: I'll tear you apart!

Shao Kahn: I like females with fire.

4th

Shao Kahn: Guns against me?

Seras: Try cannons against you.

Shao Kahn: Even less effective.

Sheeva

1st

Seras: You… are big.

Sheeva: Does my size intimidate you?

Seras: Just a little bit.

2nd

Seras: Maybe you can use Hallconnen after all.

Sheeva: This is child's play compared to what the Shokan have done.

Seras: Well don't get cocky now...

3rd

Sheeva: The undead are not welcomed.

Seras: I don't go around killing people.

Sheeva: No, but your master does.

Sindel

1st

Seras: Screaming won't save you.

Sindel: Want me sing for you?

Seras: I'd rather hear your death song.

2nd

Seras: Here I thought Zorrin was a bitch.

Sindel: And what did she do?

Seras: Fuck with my mind.

3rd

Sindel: You will serve as new bodyguard.

Seras: Fuck off! I work for Hellsing, not you.

Sindel: Then I'll have your head on a spit.

4th

Sindel: Perhaps you'll make a better daughter than Kitana.

Seras: I'd rather shoot myself than be the daughter of a whore.

Sindel: Just like her, you're an ungrateful brat.

Skarlet

1st

Seras: You give vampires a bad name.

Skarlet: I'm not evil, just hungry.

Seras: Then eat this.

2nd

Seras: Another vampire…

Skarlet: I am a blood mage, not a vampire.

Seras: I can tell that's a lie.

3rd

Skarlet: What is this I smell on you?

Seras: Gunpowder and blood.

Skarlet: And power beyond this world.

4th

Skarlet: With your blood, I will never starve.

Seras: Too bad you won't get a goddamn drop.

Skarlet: Let my blade drain you dry.

Sonya Blade

1st

Seras: General…

Sonya: Officer…

Seras: Shall we begin?

2nd

Seras: You raised Cassie well.

Sonya: Had to make sure she was ready for everything.

Seras: I wish my parents were still alive...

3rd

Sonya: I thought Hellsing was just myth.

Seras: We like to keep it that way.

Sonya: Allies have no secrets.

4th

Sonya: An officer exchange program?

Seras: Sir Intergra thinks it'll help them against the supernatural.

Sonya: Seriously not liking this idea.

Spawn

1st

Seras: You want to join Hellsing?

Spawn: I can keep up with the best.

Seras: Prove it.

2nd

Seras: My master might ask to fight you.

Spawn: If he does, I won't be able to hold back.

Seras: Just... try not to cause too much damage, please.

3rd

Spawn: I was an officer once.

Seras: And so was I…

Spawn: What a pair we make.

4th

Spawn: I killed vampires before.

Seras: You haven't faced one like me.

Spawn: You ain't got shit to what I've fought.

Sub-Zero

1st

Seras: I'm not scared of the cold.

Sub-Zero: Six meters of solid ice say otherwise.

Seras: My cannons make crushed ice.

2nd

Seras: All I ask is to talk to you.

Sub-Zero: I do not trust vampires.

Seras: Why is everyone in this place such an ass?

3rd

Sub-Zero: The undead are not welcomed here.

Seras: Just need to clear out some vampires.

Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei will suffice.

4th

Sub-Zero: Do vampires feel cold?

Seras: Haven't felt it since I became one.

Sub-Zero: You will today, Seras Victoris.

Terminator

1st

Seras: You're a robot?

Terminator: Cybernetic organism.

Seras: Just like the Major.

2nd

Seras: What brings a robot like you here?

Terminator: I must find and kill John Conner.

Seras: Who the bloody hell is John Conner?

3rd

Terminator: You must come with me.

Seras: You don't order me around.

Terminator: You must become the basis for a new terminator.

4th

Terminator: The odds of your success are 0.00002%.

Seras: I like those odds.

Terminator: Prepare to be terminated.

Vergil

1st

Seras: You're part demon?

Vergil: And superior to you, vampire.

Seras: Say that after a few rounds.

2nd

Seras: I trust you as much as I trust the Major.

Vergil: Like I need anyone.

Seras: Well, aren't you an ass.

3rd

Vergil: Guns, like my brother.

Seras: Feeling scared?

Vergil: Hardly.

4th

Vergil: What manner of demon are you?

Seras: I'm a vampire, yankee.

Vergil: Then I know how to destroy you.


Outros

Police Girl: Seras hears several moans nearby as she rushes towards her motorcycle, turning on the siren as she drives away.

Hell Will Sing: Seras runs and jumps into a Hellsing copter, leaning out the side as she aims.

Bird of Hermes: Seras forms a pair of shadow wings on her back before taking off into a black line.

Pip, Pip, Cheerio: Seras lets her arm energy flow off her, taking the form of Pip Bernadotte before they both raise a gun.


Fatalities

Eat it, Bitch! (D'Vorah)

Seras rushes forward and jams one of her guns into the Kytin's mouth. Growling, she lifts the bug woman off the ground before firing off her machine gun and moving it across D'Vorah's torso. The bullets cut through the body and it drops down as Seras smirks. She pulls the trigger on her cannon and blows the bug woman's head to pieces.


Dinner Time (Baraka)

Seras pulls her left arm back before throwing it forward, unleashing a swirling black mass. She swings her arm wildly as a series of spikes impale Baraka before lifting him off the ground. Seras pulls her arm back and rips his limbs off his body, splattering blood everywhere. The body falls to the ground and the mass impales the head, picking him up. It brings the still breathing torso over before Seras bites at the neck.


Fatal Blow

For London (Kollector)

Seras runs forward and kick the collector in the face before jumping up. Pointing her cannons down, she opens fire and rains down bullets, spraying blood everywhere. Out of ammo, she chucks them and the heavy weight crashes into his head before the other one impales him in the gut, spraying blood as she lands behind him. Seras quickly slides under his legs and stands up, punching him in the face before sending the Naknadan to the ground. She raises her leg and stomps down on his skull, spraying blood from his face. Her shadow arm then grabs his leg and picks him up before throwing Kollector to the side.


Friendship

Seras pulls out a bottle of 'blood' and struggles to uncork it. In anger, she throws in the air and shoots it to pieces.


Ending

'Shows Seras spattered in blood as Kronika lay on the ground, bleeding out as casings scattered the ground.' "A bloody time god? What the hell has my life become? And now I'M in charge of all time?" 'The screen flashed as Seras' clothing was turned white and gold, her arm returning to normal.' "Guess this is what they mean when there are stranger things in heaven and hell."

'The screen changes to show Seras looking up at the Hourglass, the worst day of her life frozen on it.' "I know what I want to do with this power, but… I also know that would doom the future forever. I also know…" 'The screen pulls back to show vampires and demons charging her.'

*BANG*

"I can't do this alone." 'The screen changes to show Integra, Spawn, Alucard and Ash Williams with a smoking boomstick leading Hellsing through portals.' "So, I called in a few favors. Sharing my power will help protect the Hourglass, if only for a time." 'The camera pulls down to show a red circle on the ground, glowing in power.' "Until he returns to us."


God… Damn… HELLSING ULTIMATE WAS FUCKING AWESOME! I mean, I knew it would be, but somethings are just worth the wait, ya know? know a lot of people would have preferred Alucard in this, but I didn't want to go with the obvious route, or one that has already been done before. Besides, Seras is also a badass vampire with bitchin' cannons.

One last character in this pack before I start the bonus characters. But before that, I'll have an announcement for the future. See ya next month for Kurumi.

Beta read by General Feng Xiang & The 3rd Dragneel