High Schoolers are still Real Monsters 6
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It was the weekend, and for Tsukune it meant get his homework done and out of the way so he can spend the next few days being able to breathe in his own skin without worry.
"Hm, what to do" asked Tsukune as he had no short collection of either movies, books, or games to pass the time and he had already stocked up on junk food and regular food to not leave the house.
Before he could even decide, he heard a knock on the door.
"Huh, who can that be" Tsukune said out loud as he went to look through the peephole to see that standing outside his apartment was Kurumu.
Turning into his full human disguise before opening the door, Tsukune braced himself as he was instantly smothered in Kurumu's breast once more.
"Tsukune, I'm so glad you'd be home right now" said Kurumu as she held Tsukune tight, before letting him go, "Hey Kurumu, what brings you this far from school" asked Tsukune.
"Well you know it's the weekend, and I've got nothing better to do right now, so I figured you and me could hang out, as friends mind you, less of course you want to call this a date just between the 2 of us" said Kurumu.
"I'll tell you what, since I'm indecisive as to what to do today, we can hang out for a bit, so give me a minute to get dressed and we can go" said Tsukune as Kurumu waited patiently outside his apartment doing tricks on her skateboard.
"Alright, I'm dressed, let's go" said Tsukune as Kurumu grabbed her board as they both walked side by side.
"So any word on Gin and our 'commitment' to the Newspaper Club" asked Tsukune, "Funny how you should ask, but Moka decided to take responsibility and confide with Ms. Nekonome about their fight, and figure out what's to become of Moke, Gin, and possibly all of us from there" explained Kurumu
"Is that really a good idea" asked Tsukune, "We've got so much back evidence against the guy, Ms. Nekonome will probably defend and support us by all means for our actions since it was all in self defense" said Kurumu.
"Look at you, talking like a lawyer who knows that this case is closed and in our favor" said Tsukune teasingly, "Hey I can be smart too you know" said Kurumu with a pout.
"I'm more than a pretty face with nice tits Tsukune" said Kurumu with a sly smile, "Never said you weren't, though give me some credit, I know you could be clever if you want to" said Tsukune.
"You really know how to flatter a girl and tease her into wanting you more" said Kurumu as she wrapped her arms around Tsukune, getting him to blush over how affectionate she was in spite of them both being in public.
"I… honestly Kurumu I'm actually very flattered you thought so highly of me, cause all the way up until now, I felt I had a hard time struggling with finding a girlfriend" said Tsukune.
"Don't sell yourself short, I mean you've had a girlfriend before, a very sexy girl at that, so you must know how to play the game" said Kurumu.
"You think so, but honestly trying to approach dating or any form of relationships as a game is honestly immature, and thinking about some of the crazy shit I did back in middle school and during my time at summer camp really speaks volumes of it" said Tsukune.
"Well why don't you tell me some of your stories and exploits, in fact why not start by telling me a little bit more on your ex, starting with her name" said Kurumu.
"What's there to talk about, compared to some of the many other girls I knew, this would include Mia and Akari, to me Sasame was something else" said Tsukune.
"Her name is Sasame, which is nice to know, but please go on and tell me more" asked Kurumu, "She was literally a girl out of my league, in fact I can agree with just about every boy at school who claims you girls are out of my league, cause honestly she was beautiful, full of personality, she was the embodiment of fun itself, she was bold, she was everything I wish I was" said Tsukune.
"But more than that, she was like you, more than a pretty face who wanted have fun and die young, she was smart and passionate in the world of poetry and science" said Tsukune.
"Really, can you tell me somethings she liked to do" asked Kurumu, "She enjoyed reading Romanian literature in Russian, or Japanese poems in French, and this is before getting up on top of a cafeteria table and flashing her tits to everyone shouting 'To the Victor' during the food fight that day" said Tsukune.
"Oh damn, she's… honestly I'm speechless" said Kurumu as she could never show her tits to anyone, not even Tsukune, less they were ready to reach that big step in becoming adults, or the fact she could use some help in her studying.
"I felt the same way about her every day, than one day after the cultural festival, she talked me into taking my mom's car, and drove us till we reached the board walk of this beach town, where we both sat together side by side and waited to watch the sun rise where we shared a kiss and started dating from there" said Tsukune.
"Oh my god, that's so romantic, I'm honestly starting to feel jealous with you talking about her so blatantly in front of me you jerk" said Kurumu.
"Hey you're the one who asked" said Tsukune as they both stopped at a coffee kiosk and got themselves a drink and a snack.
"So, why did you both really break up, it seemed like you both really liked each other" said Kurumu, "I told you, when Sasame heard I was coming here to Osore Academy instead of Yokai Academy like everyone else, we chose to break up and agreed that it was for the best, end of story" said Tsukune as he honestly withhold the details of him and his friends being monsters and the risk he was putting himself into just being here, much less staying contact with anyone back home, even if he wanted to.
"Well if that's the truth, than I'm sorry Tsukune, though I hope you can give the thought of dating another chance, and if it means it's not with me, or any of the other girls in our circle of friends, it'll leave me feeling with a sense of comfort knowing you finally moved on" said Kurumu as they sat down once they got their order.
"Thanks Kurumu" said Tsukune as they both sat down and indulged in their snacks.
"So now that you know a little bit more about me, I'd like to know more about you" said Tsukune, "Ask away, though keep in mind I'm not willing to share any info in regards to how big my puppies are, at least not until we start dating" said Kurumu.
"Fair enough, but not what I was going to ask, what I wanted to know is a little bit of your own personal life, like who're your parents and such" said Tsukune.
"Honestly, it's not a subject I like talking about, but since you spilled your guts on your ex, I guess it's fair for you know how this sweet devil came to be in life" said Kurumu as she took a sip from her choco mint hot chocolate.
"My mom she runs a successful series of business, that includes hostesses at bars, soap lands, and this may come to surprise you, but also her own private security company" began Kurumu.
"Now when people see my mom walking down the street, men are lead to believe she's a bimbo who never grew out of being gyaru, all because she dresses a bit daring and has even nicer tits from me, but hey who else I got them from" continued Kurumu.
"However, people who think she's an easy catch for a one night stand are seriously mistaken as she's the type of woman, who make other powerful woman who can crush a man's balls with their hands, cower before her, in fact the only reason because the Yakuza don't get involve with her is because they respect her, as a woman who by all means should have been working for them, started her own successful chains of businesses all by herself, while raising a daughter, ensuring that even if her empire dies with her, her legacy has at least did something with her life" said Kurumu with a heartfelt sigh.
"Honestly I do feel bad she had to raise me, since I'll admit to acting as an entitled brat who uses her looks to cheat her way through life, and yet she still has high aspirations for me" said Kurumu.
"And before you ask me, why don't I talk to her how I feel, like I said I truly and honestly respect my mother, so one way or another I'm here at this prestigious academy, out of mercy, before she sends me out the country to an all-girls boarding school to really get my act together and do something for myself" said Kurumu.
"Your mother, honestly I can relate, since my mother can be intimidating, and yet is very patient, very merciful with me as well, so trust me when I say that you will not hear any judgement from me when it comes to pleasing parents" said Tsukune.
"That's sweet of you to say, though honestly if there was any reason for me to dislike her, it's honestly because of her endless sexual appetite for men, like seriously she's a real horn dog" said Kurumu with a pout.
"Oh wow, ok that's… good to know" said Tsukune as he feared ever having to meet Kurumu's mom now in the near future.
"No need to be kind, honestly I think that's the main reason why dad left her in the first place, and yet in spite of how he let himself go, from the bathing to the work ethics, to even his eating habits, mom still tries hard to hook up with him, again" said Kurumu.
"Sounds to me she's honestly in love with your father still" said Tsukune as no sane woman would normally look back on their ex if they've honestly have fallen hard.
"Maybe, thought honestly I still find it hard to believe it, considering how I've seen her hook up with men all over the world who were more better looking than my father, but hey love works in mysterious way" said Kurumu.
"It does, honestly it does as I know firsthand" said Tsukune as he drank from his Styrofoam cup of black coffee, "Amen to that" said Kurumu as they both continued to chill before going about their day where they went to play at an indoor mini golf course.
"Hey Kurumu, can I ask you a random question" asked Tsukune, "Shoot" said Kurumu as she managed to land a hole in one.
"What's your thoughts on music, and bands" asked Tsukune, "Bands huh, can't say I'm a fan of punk pop bands, but I'm not a huge fan of Euro House music either" said Kurumu.
"Ok, but what do you like listening to" asked Tsukune, "I like listening to Paramore, and Lady Gaga, maybe a song or 2 from say Green Day and LINKIN PARK" said Kurumu.
"Let me guess, you like Leave Out All the Rest and American Idiot" Tsukune said jokingly as he went up to putt, "Close, I like Numb and Time of Your Life" said Kurumu as Tsukune was a few inches short from reaching a hole in one.
"What about you Tsukune, you're always listening to music, even in the middle of class" asked Kurumu, "Oh you know, My Chemical Roman, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, so you know a little bit of everything" said Tsukune.
"In fact I was considering that maybe during break to take a trip out to L.A. or maybe even Las Vegas to see these bands at Warp Tour" said Tsukune, "Please don't, I was hoping to make some fun summer memories with you" said Kurumu.
"What's wrong with us making memories right here and today just the 2 of us" asked Tsukune as Kurumu stood there and thought about it for a moment.
"Nothing, except summer time gives us all the time in the world to let loose and have fun everyday" said Kurumu, "True" said Tsukune as they continued to play till the sun was beginning to set.
"Well this has been fun today Kurumu" said Tsukune, "Yeah, I'm pretty much ready to go home and take a nap" said Kurumu as she stretched.
"Tough it out till at least 10, than you can have a good night's sleep" said Tsukune, "I make no promises" said Kurumu as she began to hop on her board.
"Hey Tsukune, we should really do this again, you know just the 2 of us alone and just talk" said Kurumu, "Sure thing Kurumu consider it a date- oh shit I mean" said Tsukune as he choked on his words for an innocent get together.
"To late, I get bragging rights for today and next time Tsukune" said Kurumu with a cheeky smile before skating off.
"Sigh, damn it, oh well could be worse" said Tsukune out loud as he returned back home to read the popular erotic fanfic that everyone in the world has read, which was titled 'Fire Fox Hearth'.
Next Day
Determined to actually take the day off and breathe in his own skin, Tsukune was already invested in playing a round of New Vegas while listening to Panic! At the Disco.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a-" sang Tsukune before he heard someone knocking on his door this time.
"God Damn it, probably the landlord complaining cause I'm too loud" said Tsukune as he powered off his console and turned into his human form, ready to apologize, but was surprised to see Yukari outside his door.
"This is a rather pleasant surprise" said Tsukune, "Hey Tsukune, sorry for coming here unannounced" said Yukari as she had a back pack on for a change instead of the normal school bag.
"It's fine, though why" asked Tsukune, "I overheard Kurumu gushing about the awesome date you both had yesterday, and well I figured there's gotta be some lies to that statement and wanted to investigate personally since Moka was on the hunt to kicking her ass" said Yukari.
"I take it things between her and Nekonome and Gin have been cleared up" said Tsukune, "I think so, she never told me any of the details before she decided to put Kurumu in her place" said Yukari.
"Whatever, just come on in" said Tsukune, "Thank you" said Yukari as she entered Tsukune's apartment and closed the door behind her.
"So tell me the details and please don't spare anything" said Yukari, "Right so here's the short story to the truth, I was ready to chill at home in my own skin as you can see, when Kurumu decided to make a surprise visit and talked me out of my mondain day to instead go and hang out yesterday, let me repeat, hang out, as in a couple of friends, not as couple dating" said Tsukune.
"Ok, you made that clear and so far I believe you" said Yukari, "Thank you, so yeah anyways we went out and got coffee and played mini golf, while just talking and get to know each other" said Tsukune.
"Hmm, not that I don't believe you 2 just hanging out, but it kinda sounds like the things you did can by all means constitute and fall under being called a date from an outsiders perspective" said Yukari.
"Fair enough, however I should mention we went Dutch the whole time except for some drinks I got from a vending machine" said Tsukune, "And that puts you in the clear" said Yukari.
"Innocent from the get-go, so now the question remains, what do you want to do" asked Tsukune, "If it's fine with you, I want to pick your brain and learn more about you and your friends, which were Ren, Sakon, Mia, Akari, Daichi, and your ex Sasame, and anyone else worth mentioning" said Yukari.
"Anyone else worth mentioning huh, frankly there was a lot of people, but I guess I should mention Aika, who also happens to be not only our schools hustler kid but either the younger or older sister of Akari, honestly I don't think their dad even knows" said Tsukune.
"What do you mean that there dad doesn't know" asked Yukari, "Well since I've brought it up I'll explain, the day that both Aika and Akari were born, Aika had lost her mother during her birth, while Akari herself had both her parents walked out on her, feeling sad for her, their dad adopted Akari and raised her no different from his own daughter" said Tsukune.
"Oh man, that's so sad" said Yukari, "It is, but according to both of them, they accepted it and wouldn't want to change it since it meant that they could remain sisters to this day" said Tsukune.
"As for Aika herself, like I said she's our schools hustler kid, meaning if you had the money you could buy some hot shit flare off of her, granted a lot of the things were ordinary, but she always had something unusual to sell every now and again" said Tsukune.
"Really like what" asked Yukari, "Well you know that cursed ancient tome I helped you steal back from your classmates, she actually own the very cursed artifact that kept my long lost cousin there locked away for the past decade" said Tsukune.
"Wait you mean to tell me your cousin to a chthonic, Cthulhu like entity that could end mankind's existence" asked Yukari with wide eyes, "Yup her name is Kyoko by the way, and frankly I'm happy to have her back in my life" said Tsukune.
"But wait, you said she was sealed away in a cursed artifact, how did that happen" asked Yukari, "She was having the worst temper tantrum that would have honestly destroyed this solar system, if not for my aunt and uncle sealing her away as a means to put her in time out, unfortunately some asshole thought to kidnapped and ransom her off, but it never happened the guy disappeared, and it was just super dumb luck that I not only unsealed her, but how Aika was selling me that very cursed artifact" said Tsukune.
"Wow, that's a lot to take in" said Yukari as she took her hat off and rubbed the side of her temple, "Yeah, don't over think it, you'll live a much more peaceful life" said Tsukune.
"Speaking, I'm curious to know more about your family life" asked Tsukune, "Honestly there's nothing much to tell, other than my mom and dad literally suffering from a bad case of communication disorder" said Yukari.
"Mind elaborating" asked Tsukune, "Neither one of them really talked since after my 8th birthday, and growing up I've notice they rarely talked to anyone outside of their own little social group, including family members, shoot, when enrolling here at this academy, I literally had to do all the talking since I'm used to understanding them, when other people tend to ignore them as if they were background painting" said Yukari.
"Any reason to them choosing to stay practically mute" asked Tsukune, "You got to remember that my family is a household of witches and warlocks, and were frowned up and hated by both monster and human society, so that may play a huge part of that, granted I don't know the full details, but even to this day, we witches are traumatized by either monster or humans based on our race to this day" said Yukari.
"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that Yukari, and if I'm honest with you, I along with everyone back in my old school were kinda real jerks to a certain group of witches, really if anything now I'd like to apologize to them" said Tsukune.
"I appreciate your honesty, as much as I appreciate this friendship we have" said Yukari.
"I try to become a better man every day, or monster, or you know" said Tsukune, "I do know. Well since I'm here, want to do something together here inside your room" asked Yukari.
"Sure, we could watch a movie, or even play a game or 2" said Tsukune, "What kind of games do you have" asked Yukari.
"Your choice from Modern Warfare to Mario Kart and Mario Party, less of course you want to play HuMan Prom" asked Tsukune, "HuMan Prom please" said Yukari as Tsukune turned on his console as they both played a few rounds of the popular multiplayer dating sim.
"Once again, I scored myself another date to prom with Best Girl Breck" said Tsukune, "Grr, damn it, I'm usually good at taking Art out to prom" said Yukari.
"Honestly he's the most hardest males to approach, even after giving him his own secret ending" said Tsukune, "Oh come on spoiler alert dude" said Yukari.
"Sorry, I assumed you've gotten far along in the game" said Tsukune, "I have, just haven't gotten all the secret endings yet" said Yukari with a pout.
"Well whatever, I'm gonna take a break here and grab me a drink, want anything" asked Tsukune, "Thanks but I actually came prepared" said Yukari as she pulled a tall can of juice from her backpack.
"Ok then" said Tsukune as he grabbed himself a bottle of orange cream soda from his fridge before plopping on his bed and continued to coach Yukari till she herself got bored.
"Well my ass and legs have fallen asleep" said Yukari, "Yeah, I'm feeling kinda tired of being cooped up here, want to go outside for a walk, maybe grab ourselves a snack along the way" said Tsukune.
"Yeah, I could use some exercise in my day" said Yukari as the duo stepped out his apartment with Yukari hopping back on her scooter.
"We should really get you some wheels" said Yukari, "One of these days" said Tsukune as he was comfortable walking alongside Yukari.
"So I know the answer already, but do you have any idea, like any reason as to why Moka would want to confront Ms. Nekonome about this fight around" asked Yukari, "My guess it has something to do with keeping the peace between all of us" said Tsukune.
"Still makes you wonder what they're up to" said Yukari, "I'm sure they'll tell us when they want us to, now let's drop the matter and enjoy the fresh air" said Tsukune as he inhaled a deep breath to make a point.
"I smell chicken" said Yukari, "I do too, come on let's get ourselves some deep fried desire" said Tsukune.
Even though he had to retain his human disguise a little longer than he'd like to in his daily life, Tsukune could admit that this weekend was a nice change of pace.
And yet, he still remained oblivious to a pair of wandering eyes that lay upon him.
Oh man, it's been a while since I've last updated, hopefully the wait was worth it.
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This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3