Threadmarks 31. Putting Humpty-Dumpty Back Together Again
Ever get the feeling that you've just woken up from a coma?
When something crazy happens and everything changes so fast that you wonder if you've somehow disappeared for a year without realizing it? Or when something so horrible happens that your brain pretends it's not that bad, even though you know in your gut that it is and that things will not be alright?
That's me, after the event we'd come to call 'the Scream'.
And, well, everyone else on the ship, to one degree or another.
Especially the Eldar seers. Watching the otherwise calm and regal seers have a shouting match in the hall was…probably the second most heartbreaking thing I'd seen that day.
--
The Eldar…the Eldar were not handling the situation well.
I've seen them argue before, but not like this. Larrissa looked like she was two steps away from throwing furniture. Mohannis was trying to calm her down, while clearly refusing to budge on whatever it was that made the young woman so angry. Meanwhile, Curon sat to the side, his head lowered into his hands and visibly wracked with guilt for not being able to protect Taldeer.
They were talking too fast for me to translate properly, but it was very clear who or what they were talking about.
"Fine!" Larrissa finally said in Low Gothic. "Let's get a second opinion, then."
Mohannis sighed. "Larrissa…"
"Commander, are you there?"
"Of course." I immediately said.
"You're been listening." Mohannis noticed, narrowing his eyes.
Not intentionally. Then again, I think the entire ship heard them. "To be fair, it's hard not to. I think some people on Terra might have missed your shouting match."
"Anyway," The youngest seer said "we want a second opinion on a rather complicated matter."
"No, we don't." Mohannis insisted. "There is nothing to discuss. We both know what needs to be done."
Larrissa simply ignored him. "This old Grynix wants to ship our Farseer back to the craftworld, regardless of anyone's wishes or basic common sense."
"Taldeer has been…badly disfigured by the effects of the Scream and I have done everything I could for her. She needs to return to Ulthwé for proper medical attention." Mohannis was moments from getting interrupted when he held up his hand and said: "The worst they will do is command her to go to the Dome of Crystal Seers. There, she will peacefully meditate until her body turns to crystal and her spirit is released into the Infinity Circuit. It is the eventual fate of all Farseers, Commander, and quite possibly the least horrid way for their kind to die. All we do is making the inevitable happen a little sooner."
"That's not what they'll do, and you know it!"
"Larissa…"
"Stop sussing me. Stop pretending that everything is going to be alright. We both know what the Seer Council is like." She took a deep breath, managing to calm herself down. Barely. "There is…I don't know what the Low Gothic term is, but…there is a punishment for seers who abuse their powers. They…they can strip you of your powers, your ability to manipulate the Warp in any way. It is rare, reserved only for a few, except…"
"Except Taldeer pissed off a lot of people working with me." I said. She nodded. "Also, she is a Farseer. Which means her powers are her whole existence. Her life, her identity, everything. You take that away, what's left?"
The elder seer shook his head. "Commander, that particular punishment is, as Larrissa stated, reserved only for a few and only when necessary. It is extremely unlikely that the Council would ever go that far. More likely, she will get medical treatment she needs and live the rest of her life in peace."
"Didn't you just tell me that she's pretty much beyond medical treatment?" I asked. Mohannis's silence was quite damning. "Have you asked Taldeer for her opinion on all this?"
He lowered his head and managed to look guilty. "She's…in no shape to make decisions. I'm afraid we'll have to make them for her."
I snorted. One way or another, I'd made my decision. "I wonder if Taldeer appreciates the irony."
"Commander…"
"I know you want to send her home, but I think Larrissa has a point here. Besides, if this sort of thing happened to me, I wouldn't want an even bigger mess shoved down my throat without my consent."
"We are not human, commander." He said, almost pleadingly. "Don't ascribe your thoughts and values to us."
"You're as human as I am." I coldly replied. "You're not that different, in the grand scheme of things. And yes, I mean that in the best and worst possible way."
There really was no right answer here. Sending her back to Ulthwé for treatment was the safer option, especially for me. Even if something bad happened, I wouldn't be in the blast radius. All I had to do was throw a broken woman into a political snake pit. On the other hand, I couldn't stop thinking about what Taldeer had said, about me becoming the Tyranid Hive Mind 2.0. It was plausible. If I stopped seeing people as people but as tools and resources, what would happen to me? If I ruined her life because it was convenient to me, would I be any better than the Farseers that I've come to despise so much?
Yes, Taldeer screwed up and was never really on my side, but did she really deserve getting possessed and turned into an anime fan's drunken nightmare? Yes, she'd been trying to control me from the day we met, but had she really done something so heinous that I was willing to cross a line to get rid of her?
No, she didn't.
I sighed. "She's stable, isn't she? Not corrupted, not possessed, just… the victim of an unwanted make-over."
"It's not that simple."
"Of course it isn't, but if she isn't going to mind-rape everyone and make us have a giant murder-orgy together, I'd say she's stable enough." Before he could interrupt, I added: "If she goes to Ulthwé like this, she will never be allowed to leave. They might even put her down like a dog. I can't accept that. Not when her only crime is trying to save her people."
"That's not how this works!" Mohannis insisted. "We are not barbarians. We don't lock away or execute our own people for being exposed to a malevolent entity. She'll be allowed to make her case before the Seer Council. This isn't her" He quickly turned to Curon "or anyone else's fault. They'll understand and if we don't take her home, her condition could get worse."
"Except she disobeyed the Seer Council by not murdering me for the crime of existing when she had the chance." A fact that I was more than a little bitter about, all things considered. Needless to say, the Seer Council of Ulthwé had not endeared itself to me.
"Which is hardly unheard off. Farseers are given a great deal of leeway in the execution of their duties, as the visions of a seer on the field is always more accurate than one from within the craftworld. Like I said, she'll be allowed to make her case before the Seer Council."
"And is she in any state to properly defend herself?" I asked. "Face it, Mohannis, the second she sets foot on Ulthwé looking like that her life is pretty much over. The least we can do is give her a choice. You said it yourself: she's stable. Unless you can convince me that Taldeer's going to die or worse, she's staying until she's mentally fit to make the choice herself. If she decides to go back, it'll be on her choice and on her terms. I don't like Taldeer, but she doesn't deserve to be locked up or meditated to death because she honestly tried to make the world a better place."
Mohannis rubbed his brow and turned to his counterpart. "Larrissa, you know the Farseer needs more help than we can provide here. She needs…You know what could have happened."
"Oh, I know very well what could have happened." Larrissa replied, a dangerous glint appearing in her eyes. "I've seen her…the thing she'd become pin me down and…and touch my…until I…" She took a step back, trying to breathe. "But she didn't. That was just a vision. It never happened, it never will."
"Gods, Larrissa…"
"Just stop! Stop trying to be understanding and reasonable and heartlessly pragmatic and all the other things we seers are supposed to be. We…this path is warping our minds, and you can't even see it. They can't see it. It's our job to assist Taldeer and keep her safe…"
"This isn't your fault, Larrissa." Mohannis said, softly. Then, to Curon, he added: "Or anyone else's, for that matter."
"That's not the point!" The young seer shouted. "The Council won't care who's to blame. They'll just see a broken woman to use as their pawn for their next idiotically over-complicated plan. Taldeer will be ruined and the Council will pat itself on the back, convincing themselves that maintaining the miserable status quo is the only way forward. She… She…"
I brought in a seeker and patted Larrissa on the shoulder. She briefly recoiled away from me, but soon regained her composure. "Larrissa's right. Taldeer deserves a fair shot at defending herself, so we'll keep her here for now."
"And if she turns again? What if your device merely weakened the fiend, or buried it so deep inside her that even I can't find it anymore? Even if you did banish the creature, this game we play on the ship can be just as dangerous to her. This is not a time for half-measures."
"I'll be watching her at all times, as will you three." I reassured him. "I can get Orkanis to chip in too, if you want to. Also, I'll have the Atropos ready to fire on command. If this happens again, I'll shut her down and you can tell everyone 'I told you so'."
"Assuming we survive the experience…" He replied, dourly.
"We'll figure something out, okay?"
Larrissa's eyes widened. "Curon, didn't you have a crazy Exodite cousin somewhere? What was the planet called again…Elnara, Alnora?"
"Crazy Exodite cousin?" I asked.
Curon groaned. "That would be Lana. She walks the Path of the Outcast, came across the Maiden World of Alnara, and decided she never wanted to leave. She's not crazy, she just…went native, I believe the saying is. I can…make a few calls." He rubbed his brow. "That said, Exodite worlds are not resorts. The Farseer will be asked to pull her weight."
"Exactly." Larrissa said. "They'll make her do some honest labor to keep her head off things. No powers, no stresses, no intrigue, and her soul will be kept safe by the planet's World Spirit. It'll give her some time to pull herself together and if there is no improvement afterwards…then we'll see about the craftworld."
I turned to Mohannis. "Does that sound like an acceptable compromise?"
"Does my opinion even matter?" The old seer bemoaned. Geez, I'm not that bad. How often have I forced my opinion down their throat? Yes, I have the power to do whatever the hell I want, but I've always discussed things with the others.
"Yes, it does."
He looked at me, wearily. "So be it, then."
--
And it wasn't just Taldeer either.
Ozman…Ozman just didn't wake up. No matter what we tried, he was…gone.
--
Looking down at him, the old primaris psyker looked so fragile.
In a way, he always had. In spite (or more likely because) of his powers, he was very thin and brittle. His aged appearance and the ugly cybernetics didn't help either. He'd often used that to his advantage, lulling us in a false sense of security and making us forget that he could read minds and set people on fire with a snap of his fingers.
But now, looking at him in a coma, all I saw was an old, blind man. Vacille had come by and fitted him with feeding tubes and other things that were supposed to keep his body in good condition, but we weren't really holding out much hope. I don't think that anyone thought he'd ever wake up again.
It made the empty look in Thomas' eyes even more heartbreaking. The boy had helped the Magos carry Ozman here, and then assisted in building the life-support machine. A machine that even Vacille noted would probably be useless, with all the psychically induced brain trauma. Part of me wondered if wouldn't be kinder to let him die. Then I looked at Thomas and… He'd lost so much already, yes, but false hope could be absolutely toxic and…
Just…fuck.
I hated this. I hated not having answers, or not knowing what to say. He needed me, now more than ever, and I… I couldn't help him. Even Squiddie was doing more than I could, clutching him like that.
Orkanis entered, putting a hand on his shoulder. "I…saw something." Thomas said. "When the…the Scream happened, I… There were people, and they were being dragged by giants in grey armor. The giants muttered things like 'weak' and 'failure', and… They were being taken to some sort of town square where…where there was this giant, even bigger than all the others. He had the same grey armor, but no helmet. Long, blond hair and these yellow eyes that just… 'contempt', that's the word. Like I wasn't worth dirtying his boots for. Then he had me…had the people dragged to a block and cut of my head with a sword and…and he did it again, and again, and again and it just wouldn't stop because they were too weak and useless and were just going to end up ruining everything by existing and…" The boy stopped, forcing himself to breathe while I stood by helplessly.
"Why?" He asked. "Why Ozman? Why this?"
"I do not know." The wraithseer said, very much sounding his age. "Fate is a cruel mistress, and we are all bound by her whims one way or another. Seers like us are merely puppets who can see their own strings."
"It shouldn't be like this. I can violate natural laws on a whim, but I can't…I can't save…" Thomas put his hand on Ozman's head, only for Orkanis to snatch it away.
"Do not do this, young human. Do not go down this path. Some things cannot be prevented and some wounds cannot be healed. This is not your fault, or that of anyone else. All we can do now is pick up the pieces and move forward." Gently, the wraithseer pulled him away from the unconscious psyker. "I will teach you the best I can. I do not know if he can be saved, but I can promise that by the time we are finished, you will be wise enough to know if you can."
The boy looked at him, sadly. "That doesn't really fill me with much hope."
"I know, but it is all I can do. I do not lie to my students, young Thomas. Nor do I give them false hope or empty promises."
The door opened and Gebbit entered. Instantly, the color drained from Thomas' face, a fact that didn't go unnoticed by the commissar.
"I only shoot psykers that are a danger, boy. Ozman won't hurt anyone in this state." Gebbit said. Clearly, he tried to put Thomas at ease. It wasn't really working.
Orkanis took a step forward, putting himself in between Thomas and the commissar. "He will need a new teacher, at least until Ozman reawakens."
Gebbit frowned. "And you're volunteering?"
"You are somewhat short on options, and I can honestly say that I have more experience than anyone else on the ship. Unless, of course, you would prefer one of the seers?"
The commissar wordlessly glared at the ancient Eldar, but he didn't say no. That's probably as good an answer as we were going to get. "Thomas, remember this: 'No man who died in His service dies in vain'. No matter what happens, He on Terra protects the souls of the faithful, and Ozman's faith has been proven true time and time again."
Oh, Christ, he did not just say that. You don't tell a kid to have faith in the Emperor when the Emperor took everything from him. That's not how the world works he…
Bachelor's wives and maiden's children…
Fuck.
"But his soul is still here." Thomas said, tears in his eyes. "I can feel him, he's just…stuck or trapped and I don't know what to do. It's like he's slowly sinking in this mess and if I don't get him out he'll be…he'll be…" He fell on his knees as Orkanis put an arm around him.
"It's not fair." The boy sobbed. "It's just not fair."
I didn't have an answer to that. Gebbit didn't either.
--
Yes, things weren't going very well. We were coping, but it wasn't enough.
Of course, we weren't the only ones with problems. Stubbs gave me a somewhat less than polite call about his rather narrow escape from Kaurava IV. Granted, he nearly lost his entire army to a cosmic miscarriage, so I wasn't too upset with him. I eventually managed to calm him down by convincing him that the Scream knocked out my command and control systems, as well as screw up the teleporters. Not entirely the truth, but telling him that all my stuff is powered by the Warp wouldn't go over very well. I'm pretty sure he bought it…or at least pretended to. He had bigger problems, after all.
For starters, the Sisters of Battle had gone completely apeshit.
As in, more than usual. According to Stubbs, they saw the Scream as somekind of sign from the Emperor and as a punishment for the Imperial Guard and the 'heretics' in the system, never mind how deliciously ironic that phrase had become. The problem was that they managed to 'convince' both the PDF watching them and the refugees of their righteousness, giving them access to limited weaponry and another supply of cannon fodder.
At least Stubbs had the presence of mind to place the Sisters in camps far away from civilization. It…mitigated the damage somewhat.
I offered him my help, but he said that this was his duty to perform. I think he was still a little peeved about the whole 'almost lose your regiment to a giant fuck-off hole in the universe' thing. Not that I really cared either way. The end result would have been the same regardless: bombardment from the Navy, bombardment by artillery, and then a flood of tanks to deal with the remnants.
From what I heard, no mercy was requested and no mercy was given. Honestly, I was beyond caring at that point.
Unfortunately, crazy Sisters were only the start of Stubbs's (or indeed our) problems. Turns out: Ozman wasn't the only Sanctioned Psyker hit by the Scream. No, two-thirds of the Imperial astropaths and combat psykers were dead or comatose, and much of the rest had been reduced to gibbering madmen, only kept alive because Kaurava wouldn't be able to communicate with the rest of the Imperium if the Commissariat shot them all.
Oh, and the Navy's Navigators couldn't see the Astronomican anymore.
Yeah, that was a thing.
Fun times for all.
General Alexander…wasn't taking the news very well. Of everyone present, he was probably the first to think of the implications on a larger scale, even if he couldn't grasp the full scope of what had happened. Desperate for answers, he calmly and politely requested that I let him communicate with his old regiment on Kronus. It was, after all, the only other Imperial system that I had assets in, considering that I'd been avoiding them wherever possible.
Yes, I know he was mostly worried about his men. Believe it or not, I'm not a complete idiot.
And I really needed to know how far the Scream had reached too.
--
Looking at Colonel, now Governor Militant Vash, I felt my worst fears becoming a reality.
"General." He said with a salute. "Commander. Good to see…at least one of you again." He looked tired. Beyond tired. The bags under his eyes were large enough to act as luggage compartments. "Didn't think I'd ever see you again, sir. What with the Inquisition poaching you… Well, it's good to be wrong every now and then."
"Likewise, Colonel." Alexander replied, warmly. "Congratulations on your promotion."
The newly minted colonel snorted. "Wish I hadn't accepted. I'm a glorified civvie-herder now, thanks to you. Anyway, how's your life been?"
The general thought for a moment, trying to find the words. "Interesting."
"Interesting?"
"I'm currently expecting to wake up from some kind of alcohol-induced coma any day now."
"That interesting…" Vash nodded in understanding.
"Precisely."
"I guess that makes two of us then…" The colonel shook his head and rubbed his brow. "Never a dull moment, it seems. I'm missing the boring tours. Anyway, I'm guessing this isn't a social call. You wouldn't pop by Kronus just for a beer."
For a moment, General Alexander looked a little constipated. "We're not in the system, Vash."
"You're not…then where are you?"
"Classified. A few dozen lightyears from your position, at any rate."
The colonel blinked. "Then how the hell're we talking?"
"Quantum entanglement communication." I quickly chimed in. "Two particles are linked on a quantum level. One particle spins clockwise, the other spins clockwise. One particle spins counterclockwise, the other also spins counterclockwise. Put in enough particles, and you have a viable form of communication." Then I realized that I just admitted to doing the impossible. No one (except for maybe the Necrons) has a non-psionic means of FTL communication.
An audible thud was heard on the other side. "That was my lead techpriest." The colonel complained, dryly. "I think he's having a seizure. Or a religious experience. Probably both. Again. Thank you for that." He sighed. "Just to prove you're real: General, what did we get you for your last promotion?"
"The head of Warboss Panzee-eata' for my new trophy collection. Lord General Castor was amused." Alexander's face hardened. "Colonel, our expedition has just been hit by some kind of psychic phenomenon, and we have reason to believe it's affected Kronus as well."
"You mean that giant scream thing? Oh, we noticed, all right. It's only been a few hours and we're already putting down nutters. But I'm guessing you're more interested in the psykers, aren't you, sir?"
The general looked grim. Hell, they both did. "How many?"
"About two thirds of our astropaths and sanctioned psykers lost, sir. The rest…aren't looking much better. Some are in a coma, others are muttering to themselves, or… It's all gone to the Warp, sir, and now the navigators say they can't see the Astronomican anymore. They think we're in some kind of Warp storm. How's Ozman?"
"Coma, probably for good." Alexander sighed. "And…other psykers on our end suffered the same fate. Which means that this is bigger than we feared."
"Probably, sir." Vash rubbed the back of his head. "Something else I noticed too, thought you might want to know… I've been collecting Kronus' tithe of psykers for the Black Ships and they're…they're doing better than the sanctioned lot. Of that group, we only lost about twenty percent. Why would the psykers with actual training get hit harder than the untrained witches? It doesn't make any sense."
That was very strange. The Adeptus Astra Telepathica was murderously rigid in its training regimens. While I didn't have access to the exact details, what I've read about the Black Ships and the Scholastica Psykana from the Blood Ravens (and from my previous life) didn't paint a pretty picture for psykers that were too weak, disloyal, or emotionally unbalanced to serve directly. Most of that group would either die on the Black Ships themselves, during training, or be fed into the Astronomican. The ones that remained were supposed to be the strongest and most capable of the crop.
So why did they die first?
"I don't know." Alexander responded, sullenly. "This is…outside my area of expertise. I'm going to have to investigate this."
"Well, good luck, sir. It's good to see you're still around."
"Likewise, Vash." He made a quick gesture, signaling me to cut the connection. "I think it's time for a meeting." He told me. I couldn't help but agree. I passed along the message and the crew slowly trickled in the bridge. Everyone, this time, not just a few (which reminded me that I needed to get a bigger table). Even Taldeer made an appearance, trying to appear like nothing was wrong, even though there clearly was.
Her armor was a complete mess. The crystals were shattered, and many of the armor plates had been cracked or partially splintered. Where before she stood tall, now she was hunched over and needed Larrissa to keep herself from tripping over her feet. Even then, she managed to look somewhat regal and dignified as she sat down and nodded politely to the Imperials at the other end of the table and the wraithseer beside her. It was as if she wanted to say she'd been bent, but not broken. That in spite of her tarnished armor and her constant shivering, she was still standing strong.
I knew better. I saw her getting dressed earlier and failing to put on her helmet. Her ears were too big, so she had to painfully stuff them into her helmet, wincing as she did.
Another thing that'd changed.
Thomas was the last to arrive. When he did, I took control of one of my bots and crashed into my throne. "Well, this is all horrible."
"Would anyone kindly explain to me what is going on?" Sekhareth asked, sounding rather annoyed. "In simple terms, if you'd please. Pseudo-religious gibberish is not helping me develop an understanding of this 'Scream', as we have apparently decided to call it."
I looked around and noticed that no one had volunteered to give him an explanation. "Long story short, we just got hit by the mother of all psychic shockwaves. And by we, I mean everyone that I've managed to contact. At least a fifty-lightyear radius. Could be more, but I've no way to tell. As far as I can tell, the range could have been anywhere from just that to the entire galaxy."
The Necron looked at me, flatly. "I see. Is this a natural phenomenon? A result of that Warp storm, perhaps?"
"No." Mohannis spoke. "Warp storms do not behave in such a fashion. This was a single pulse tearing through the Warp. For the most part, the effects on the material world have been relatively minor."
"I'd like to disagree with that." I quickly added, reviewing the rather massive damage to my operations. It would take days to rebuild all my infrastructure. A week, at least, before I could rebuild my fleets. Sure, I didn't lose everything, but it was perilously close.
The old Warlock sighed. "If this had been a Warp storm, the damage would have been much more severe and probably far longer lasting. This system would have been swallowed whole, probably for years. A natural storm of this size would not just vanish after a few minutes."
"And an unnatural one?" I asked. "There are plenty of historical examples of people creating Warp storms. Usually they're a prelude to major Chaos incursions or Black Crusades. We're far away from the Eye of Terror, but it's still possible."
Mohannis frowned. "I…hope not. It's not impossible. One would probably have to sacrifice entire systems' worth of people to create an effect of this scale, but there are beings vile and powerful enough to do that."
"Like Magnus the Red?" Thomas asked, hesitantly. "He wanted to get me to talk to you, and he's really powerful. Maybe he's tired of us refusing him and thinks it's better to just kill you off before you're too strong."
Kirnov let out a snort. "Or literally every Chaos Lord in history, ever. Those bastards decide seniority based on the biggest and scariest thing they've murdered, and it doesn't get much bigger or scarier than our resident self-replicating mechanism of war, now does it? Honestly, we can pick and choose when it comes to those crazies." He shook his head. "While we're brainstorming, I can imagine our own Inquisition pulling something like this off too."
"Kirnov!" Gebbit shouted.
"Respectfully, sir, they're scared and desperate. Desperate enough to send us, trying to play diplomat. If the Inquisition genuinely thinks the Mechanids are going to overthrow the Imperium someday… Well, you know what they say, right? 'No blood is too precious'. I wouldn't put it past them to sacrifice a sector to save our entire species."
The commissar glared furiously, but didn't deny the possibility. "Be that as it may, there is also the possibility that the commander was not the intended target."
"I find that a little hard to believe." I said. After all, the Scream didn't happen in canon. It stands to reason that I, or at least my existence, had something do with it, even if it was only indirectly. Besides, there were a lot of people who wanted me dead and would go through great lengths to do it.
"There are many horrors in the galaxy, and you, Commander, are simply one of them. The five hundred worlds of Ultramar are not that far off and their loss would be an incalculable blow to the Imperium. They are just as likely to be the target of this attack, assuming it is an attack, as you are."
General Alexander had been eerily silent throughout the conversation. Instead, he's been glaring at the Eldar. "What of your people?" He finally asked. "What if this is the product of Eldar witchcraft? You certainly have the sorcerous power to do it and I have yet to see an atrocity that the Eldar are not willing to commit in the name of one grand design or another." Immediately, the three seers started sputtering indignant denials, while the Farseer stayed mysteriously silent. The general simply held up his hand. "I'm not blaming the four of you specifically. I am, however, concerned about the mysterious disappearance of a certain Farseer Caerys and her warhost."
Larrissa was the first to form something resembling a coherent response. "She wouldn't…she would never… We're still here! She would have warned us!"
"Unless this Caerys sees you as acceptable casualties. Maybe she didn't think she could warn you without tipping off the wrong person. Maybe she simply didn't care. Maybe she thought your deaths were necessary. You Eldar are fickle creatures and have a habit of bringing ruin to others. Who's to say you wouldn't do that to your own kind?"
Again, the seers responded with anger, as if the very thought of being on the receiving end of a Farseer's plots was somehow inconceivable to them. I wondered how much of that was simple denial.
Finally, Alexander slammed his fist on the table, silencing the room. "I've just found out that most of the astropaths in the Kaurava and Kronus systems have died or gone mad. One of them happens to be a friend of mine. I have also learned that the Astronomican is no longer visible and no one knows why. I can only assume that any system caught within the range of the Scream, however long that may be, will have suffered the same fate. In other words, interstellar communication and commerce across this region of space has effectively ceased. Considering that many worlds in Imperium are not self-sufficient, many will begin to starve in a matter of weeks, and there is nothing I can do to stop it. And now, Caerys has disappeared, your Farseer looks like she just lost a fight with an Ork warboss, and you three are fighting for some reason." The general sounded perfectly calm as his eyes bore into the Eldar. The coldness in his voice sent shivers up my spine. "Farseer Taldeer, I know your kind well enough to understand that you have very few compunctions. So, I'm going to say this only once. I want you to take of your damn helmet, look me in the eye, and tell me that the Eldar had nothing to do with this!"
For the first time since the meeting started, Taldeer sat perfectly still. All eyes were focused on the Farseer, while Larrissa's gaze jumped from her, to Gebbit, to Alexander, and back to Taldeer. Then, the Farseer slowly took off her helmet, exposing herself to the world.
Ho boy.
Gebbit's hand reached for his bolt pistol. I'd expected he might do that, so I decloaked the seeker I'd placed beforehand and charged up its plasma gun. The ominous hum of the plasma gun was enough to convince the commissar to not do anything rash. Satisfied, I let the plasma charge dissipate and recloaked the drone.
Slowly, Taldeer began to speak. "The seers of the Eldar are, without doubt or hyperbole, the greatest diviners in the galaxy. We can elucidate events that will happen years, decades, even centuries from now with perfect clarity. Even the greatest amongst you are but children compared to those that follow the Path of the Witch. But…but we have our limits." She looked Alexander in the eye, her glare boring straight into his soul. "We are not fickle creatures. We are the opposite of fickle creatures. Every action we take is carefully weighed and measured against the consequences. Not a single act is taken unless the runes confirm that it is the best course of action, or at least the least damaging. To unleash an event of such magnitude as the Scream…even we cannot hope to predict the consequences or the damage it might do. To even try is insanity."
"And why would you care about the damage? We're enemies."
"No, Lucas, we are not. Humanity has never been our enemy." She stopped, catching her breath. "We are not plotting your precious Imperium's destruction for your continued existence means nothing to us. We care not if you live. We care not if you die. Your destruction has never been our goal, for you are simply xenos, and nothing more. For sixty million years, the Eldar have endured. In that time, we watched countless empires rise and fall, all of whom were convinced that they would exist forever. Some have coexisted with us peacefully until they succumbed to the inevitable march of time, like your civilization did before Age of Strife consumed it. Others have sought to take what was ours and paid the price for their hubris. You are nothing new: just another upstart trying to lay claim to the very stars, different from the others only because the Eldar no longer have the strength to teach you humility. You are a resource, General, and nothing more. Not an ally, not an enemy. We would not squander your strength so easily. Not when we have no one to replace your role in the galaxy."
"Farseer…" Larrissa muttered, mouth agape.
"If we wanted you dead, human, we would have ended your species a long time ago. Your precious Imperium is so very fragile and there are dozens of little cracks in your power structure that would see the entire Imperium undone if exploited. And yet, we do not use them. We let you exist, because in spite of all the Eldar your wretched species murders every year, you still have a purpose. Your armies, your fleets…they cast a wide shadow and for every one of ours you kill, a thousand more are inadvertedly spared because their doom is crushed under your boot before it ever threatens us. If humanity were to fall, the Eldar would have to face those foes alone. So, no, good general, we did not do this. The Eldar have nothing to gain from driving a large swath of the Imperium into ruin. Not when the power vacuum would be filled by Orks, Tyranids, or worse."
Before the general could answer, I said: "For once, I believe her. If the Eldar knew this was going to happen, they'd have had their troops to kick me while I'm down. As it is now…if the Eldar were responsible, then all they've accomplished is to set me back for a couple of days. The way I see it, the fact that I haven't been attacked by Eldar yet is a pretty clear sign that the Scream surprised them as much as the rest of us."
Commissar Gebbit looked at Taldeer with a scowl on his face. Then he turned to me. "Can we talk about…this?"
"No one is getting shot." I said, knowing exactly where this conversation was going. "I know we're all freaking out right now, so let's calm down and not do anything rash."
"Commander…"
"No one is getting shot, Anton Gebbit. She's stable, for now, and I don't like it when people I know die. Especially when its unnecessary. Regardless of their species."
The commissar sighed, giving me a disappointed look. "Your compassion will be the death of us all." He whispered.
A mirthless laugh escaped me. "You wanna hear something funny about compassion?" I asked. "There is a sure-fire way to kill Chaos, you know. You see, Chaos feeds on the life and emotion of soul-bearing creatures; its greatest strength, but also its weakness. If you wipe out Chaos' food source, it'll die. In other words, the best, if not the only way to defeat Chaos is galactic omnicide. And I'd probably have to start with humanity, considering that you bastards have been doing the lion's share of the feeding for the past ten thousand years." I leaned in and glared. "Chaos is one of the few things that can threaten me. It is also one of the few things I genuinely fear. The logical thing to do right now is to harden my heart and exterminate every last one of you mewling meatbags before Chaos literally destroys everything in the universe. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's why the original Men of Iron turned against humanity in the first place, what with all the psykers suddenly popping up and flooding the galaxy in daemons. My compassion is keeping me from going on a murder-spree. My compassion is the reason that I'm not slaughtering you like cattle for the crime of having a soul. So, Commissar, I suggest you reconsider your earlier statement and thank whoever gave me a shred of humanity, because without that you and everyone you care about would probably be dead by now!"
Again, the bridge felt silent as everyone stared at me. Thomas, in particular, looked terrified, his eyes darting between me and the Eldar. I sank back into my throne, feeling very self-conscious. That…may have been too ranty.
"I…I'm sorry." I said, head bowed. "I'm not having a good day right now. All the more reason to not do anything we can't undo tomorrow."
Orkanis nodded politely. "Perhaps it would be best if we discussed our way forward. See how the Scream changes our timetable."
"Agreed." The Farseer. "Since the Alpha Legion is gone, as far as I can tell, the greatest threat…"
"And you need to rest, Farseer Taldeer." The wraithseer interrupted, sounding like a father chiding his daughter.
"But…"
Orkanis put his hand on her shoulder. "Your soul has been splintered like glass. The mask you wore yesterday is shattered and you need time to make it whole again. Somewhere far away from the battlefields of politics and war."
"But I…"
"Much has changed," The wraithseer insisted "and the differences are more than skin-deep. The pieces will not fit together as they did yesterday. Even you can see that you cannot help anyone, broken as you are now. You need time. Time to craft a new mask for yourself."
Curon put his hand on the Farseer's shoulder. "Farseer, please… A week. I'm sure we can handle ourselves for a week."
Taldeer frowned, looking almost insulted. Then she tried to put on her helmet, only to fail when the thing got stuck on her ears again. Rather than continuing, she put the helmet on her lap and sighed. Suddenly, she looked very old and very, very tired.
I couldn't help but pity her.
Eventually, she stood up and slowly shuffled her way back to her quarters with Larrissa in tow. Meanwhile, Gebbit gave the general a worried and almost pleading look, as if he wanted to ask why he wouldn't let the commissar shoot her. Alexander shook his head. 'Not here, not now.'
Eventually, Alexander leaned forward and said: "Right now, I think it's best that we focus on Kaurava instead of each other. The Scream…The Scream is not a problem we can deal with right now. Kaurava is."
"Like I said, I lost quite a lot." I brought up a holographic image of the system, focusing on Kaurava II. "My main base on Kaurava II is essentially gone after my commander bot went nuclear. The Tau are fighting what's left and… Well, they're winning. Sucks to say, but that base's a goner." Another image appeared, this time of Kaurava III. "I still have my forward positions here, though. And the Litany of Fury. It'll take time, but I can rebuild. We haven't provoked the Necrons yet, so they'll probably keep trying to reactivate themselves."
"Show me what's left of the base later. I don't think I'll be able to stop them, but I can make them bleed." The general said. "What the Tau moon base?"
"Unknown. My spy drones didn't survive the Scream, but I should have a pack of drones start their flyover any second now." I turned to the general and asked. "Why the Tau?"
"If you're not spying on them anymore, then you're not sabotaging their Ar'Ka cannon. If they bring that thing back online…"
"Super-happy-shooty-time."
The general blinked. "That's…one way of putting it, but yes."
Mohannis frowned deeply. "I'm still having trouble believing that the Tau would build a weapon of such magnitude, let alone fire it. It seems so out-of-character for them."
"They're xenos, Eldar." Father Martel scoffed. "They're as alien to you as they are to me. Don't presume to understand them."
"Perhaps." The old seer replied, almost with a scoff. "Or perhaps they do not intend to use it at all. Perhaps it is simply an implied threat, a weapon that never needs to be fired."
"I have shown you some of Or'Es'Ka's rants, haven't I?" I said, incredulously. "He's not exactly a peacekeeper. More like a…well, a mad dog."
"And yet, none of us have seen a future where that weapon is ever fired. Perhaps the mad dog is kept on a tighter leash than you expected."
The console beeped. The flyover was starting, and without any problems, it seemed. No detection, no anti-air. Strange, until we found out why.
The Tau base was in ruins. Workers, administrators, and soldiers were running around like headless chickens, abandoning any sense of order or discipline. The reason became painfully apparent: they were being chased by…things.
Daemons.
The flyover continued. The deeper into the base the drones flew, the worse it got. Mindless carnage turned into rape-pillage-and-burn, and not always in that order. Worst were the areas that had been rendered completely lifeless already at the heart of the stronghold, where rows upon rows of Tau had been flayed, eaten, and left to rot in the streets. Finally, we got to the center of the fortress, where the Ar'Ka cannon was housed. The weapon itself was nowhere to be found. Instead, we found a swirling portal to the Warp where the cannon once stood.
"Well," Sekhareth commented "at least we now know why the Tau will never use their weapon."
I should have stayed in bed this morning…
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Have I mentioned how much I hate Kaurava?
Well, it's worth mentioning again. Just…the gift that keeps on giving. Again and again and again.
Threadmarks 32. Interlude - Selena Agna
Interlude – Selena Agna
Another crack of the whip. Another sickening squelch of leather striking flesh. Another drip of blood.
"Prayer cleanses the soul. Pain cleanses the body."
Words that Canoness Agna had recited for as long as she could remember started feeling hollow. Prayers that were once a comfort were now little more than ash in her mouth. Where did it all go wrong?
Another crack of the whip. Another sickening squelch of leather striking flesh. Another drip of blood.
Her Sisters had done the Emperor's work. The system was corrupt and had to be cleansed. A Warp storm of this size didn't just appear out of nowhere. Even if the majority of Kaurava's people had nothing to do with it, they still sowed the seeds of its creation with their heresies. The lack of faith these people had was clear as day to her. The second she set foot in the Sama district and laid eyes on the corpulent fool that was the system's new governor, the canoness knew what needed to be done.
Everything had to burn.
Another crack of the whip. Another sickening squelch of leather striking flesh. Another drip of blood.
It was dark work, she admitted. Killing her fellow human never gave her pleasure, but that didn't make it any less necessary. A heretic's screams were little better than those of the innocent, and the stench of roasted human flesh never ceased to disturb her. Nevertheless, Canoness Agna was a Sister of Battle and she would fulfill her duties, no matter her own personal misgivings. Especially when her orders bore the Inquisitorial seal.
She would not fail.
She would do what the Emperor required of her.
Except…except that's not what happened.
Alexander…Stubbs…the Machines…
Another crack of the whip. Another sickening squelch of leather striking flesh. Another drip of blood.
It has all gone wrong. The accursed Machine took control of the speakers and kept her Sisters awake Not even the techpriests could wrestle control of their systems away from the horror. Their bodies started to waste away, even if the Sisters Hospitaller could find no poison in their food. Their equipment broke down, as if the machine spirits themselves had been cursed.
And Saint Anais…
How, Selena thought. How could this have happened? How could things have gone so wrong?
Another crack of the whip. Another sickening squelch of leather striking flesh. Another drip of blood.
Thought begets doubt. Doubt begets heresy. She had to stay strong, if not for herself, then for her Sisters. Even if the Emperor had…
Selena clutched the whip, preparing to flog herself once more before stopping. Her back already felt like it had been doused in promethium. If she kept this up, she would not be able to perform her duties anymore and that was unacceptable. In spite of everything, in spite of all she had done, in spite of all she hadn't done…she had to stay strong.
Even if that meant not being able to cleanse herself of her sins. The whip…it was an effective tool to purify the mind, but the damage it did to the body was problematic. Besides, her atonement would not come from a whip. She was just…trying to get by. Trying not to drown in the pit of despair she'd found herself in and compound her crimes. Not until she could return to a cardinal world and take the Oath of Repentance.
The canoness cloaked herself in a dark-red robe. It was loose-fitting so that she could still walk normally and its color meant that blood wouldn't stain it. She nodded to her PDF 'assistants' and made her way back to her office on the other side of the refugee camp, shuffling through the forest of tents, prefab buildings, and the occasional house that had been here before the war. On the way, she did her best to ignore the refugees who started at her in awe, the children playing in the impromptu streets, or the village priest who sang her name in thanks.
The walk back was by far the worst part of her daily self-flagellation ritual. These people were genuinely innocent. Their faith was as pure as faith could be, and they saw the presence of the Sisters as a reward for their devotion.
And Selena would have put them all to the torch if her enemies hadn't stopped her.
The sight should have given her happiness and affirm her faith in both herself and the Emperor's benevolence, but all she saw were living monuments to her failures. Was the machine trying to teach her a lesson? Was it trying to convince her that it'd been right all along? That the Ministorum was wrong? That the Ministorum could be wrong? Or was it just another creative torture; showing her this, knowing that the weight of her sins would inevitably taint it?
After what felt like an eternity, the canoness managed to reach her office and sat down into her chair with as much grace as her failing body could manage. Her minders took their usual positions, one sitting by the door while another took the desk beside her. Corporals Elia and Trusus. She didn't know their first names. Cold, distant, and largely interchangeable, the two weren't exactly good company. The fact that they were deeply pious, saw her as a heretic that somehow managed to get away, and would reach for their weapons if she so much as looked in their direction didn't help either. Weak-willed toadies, Selena thought. Frightened children who clung to their weapons because their faith wasn't strong enough to give them the courage to stand up to her.
She sighed as the three of them got to work on the mind-numbing paperwork that a refugee camp of five-thousand souls generated. While painfully boring and, frankly, beneath her, it was a useful tool to keep her mind occupied and away from…darker places. It also kept her away from the other Sisters, whom she really couldn't face right now, and from Confessor March.
Rage, grief, and sorrow boiled inside at the thought of the confessor and what he'd done. If Selena saw him again, she wasn't sure what she'd do. Probably something they would both regret.
Slowly, she worked her way through the stack of papers, taking a small measure of peace from the bureaucratic drudgery. Until…
…Until the world shattered.
Without warning, a horrifying screech tore into Selena's mind. A howl ringing in her ears, like the screams of the damned. It felt like the pain and woe of an entire galaxy had been compressed in a single moment and rammed into her skull. Her head spun and she stumbled off her chair, screaming. Throughout it all, she felt something else. A presence, watching her. Judging her.
"Emperor preserve us." She muttered. "Emperor preserve us. Emperor preserve us."
She gritted her teeth, slowly pulling herself upright. Not like this. She might be a failure in the eyes of the Emperor, but she was still a Sister of Battle. She wasn't going to let a little witchcraft bring her down. She would do what she always did: acknowledge the threat, for a plan, and purge it from the face of the galaxy.
The canoness looked for her minders and saw that they were in an equally sorry state. Apparently, she hadn't been the only target of the attack. Worrying, but not unexpected.
"What is that?!" Trusus muttered. "Who…how…"
"Witchcraft." Selena spoke, as calmly as she could manage. "I can only assume that others were hit as well. We need to assess the damage and probably calm the civilians down."
Elia snorted and stood up. "I will head to the vox room and coordinate with the company captain." She said, defiantly. The woman just loved to lord over Selena. "You are ordered to stay here. We will call you if you're needed."
Bitch, Selena thought. She only wanted to help, and it was clear that she had far more experience with situations like this than they did. The corporal may have been in her right to refuse her, considering their unique situation, but there really was no reason to rub it in and start a pissing contest.
A small part of the canoness' mind wanted to speak up, but another quickly remembered why she was in this mess to begin with. She deflated and sat back down. Satisfied, Elia left, leaving her alone with Trusus. Trusus, ever the good dog, stood in front of the door with her lasgun clumsily cradled in her arms. Stupid girl. Selena wondered if she was just inexperienced or forgot how to hold a weapon properly when faced with the horror that is a single disgraced and disarmed Sister of Battle.
The canoness shook her head and sighed. Now, there was nothing to do but wait.
Ten minutes passed.
Then twenty.
Then thirty.
As the clocked ticked by without any news from Corporal Elia, Selena found herself growing increasingly agitated. Yes, the corporal didn't answer to her, but she wouldn't have been gone for so long without at least sending a runner. The canoness was, after all, at least nominally in charge of the camp and needed to be informed if something had gone wrong, even if it was only to keep up appearances and follow protocol.
Then there was the noise outside, or rather the complete lack of it. Refugee camps had never been quiet places and the near-complete lack of sound was worrying. Finally, there was Corporal Trusus. Normally, people standing guard would occasionally sway their body or tap their fingers to alleviate boredom, but not her. The young woman, who minutes earlier seemed terrified of being alone with the canoness, was standing still like a statue, her face blank. Yes, there were soldiers in the Imperium disciplined enough to do that, but this sorry excuse for a soldier most assuredly was not.
Instincts honed over years of holy war began to scream. Something was very wrong.
Selena stood up. "Corporal Trusus, I require an escort to the vox room, immediately. Something has delayed your comrade and it's imperative that we find out what."
"You are ordered to stay here, Canoness." Trusus responded, her voice unnaturally calm. "We will call you if you're needed."
The canoness walked to the door, clenching her teeth. "Corporal, this is not a time to pull rank or stand on ceremony. I know you're inexperienced, but even you can see that something is amiss. Psychic phenomena are not something to be taken lightly."
"You are ordered to stay here, Canoness. We will call you if you're needed."
Yes, something was definitely wrong. The canoness nodded and took a step closer. Then she punched Trusus in the throat.
In the blink of an eye, she tore the weapon out of the corporal's hands, slamming the gasping girl into the doorframe. Trusus hurled herself forward, trying to fight off her attacker, but Selena easily deflected her blows and shoved her face-first in the wall. Quickly, she put her arm around the girl, chocking her until she lost consciousness. Sighing, the canoness picked up the lasgun and left, doing her best to stay hidden and ignoring the slowly dying scream in the back of her mind.
To her surprise, the roads were empty and silent. A few baskets of food and children's toys were strewn about, but no people. It was as if everyone had suddenly decided to drop what they were doing and leave. If so, why and where to? Selena needed a new vantage point. She climbed up one of the prefab buildings and looked around, finding a mass of people in the camp church's square.
Curious. There were no events planned for today. There was no reason for every soul in the camp to gather in one spot. And why was everyone so quiet? She looked through the lasgun's scope, peering at the crowd. What she saw confused her: hundreds of people, standing at perfect attention and facing the priest's pedestal. The entire population of the camp, if Selena had to guess. A few of her Sisters were among them. What where they doing? Were they waiting for something? What was going on?
The church doors opened and the crowd kneeled in perfect unison. As one, the assembled began to mutter prayers, their words carried on the wind. Selena narrowed her eyes. A group of people this big shouldn't be able to act in perfect harmony. Not without weeks of practice. While the group's prayers were clearly supplications to the Emperor, she knew in her bones that something wasn't right. This didn't look like a crowd paying homage to He on Terra. This looked like someone abducted the entire camp and replaced everyone with scripture-spouting robots. The canoness was shocked out of her musings by a familiar figure that stepped through the door.
"Moira?"
Her second-in-command hadn't taken their defeat well. She had always been a firm believer in the invincibility of the Sisters of Battle and had never lost a battle in her career. That confidence had been torn to pieces over the past few weeks. After Selena had told her that the fight was over and that they'd been defeated on every possible level, she simply…fell apart. The canoness had to place her on suicide watch the next day.
She wasn't the only one.
Now, the seemingly reinvigorated Sister took to the stage. She was dressed in a simple robe, much like Selena was, but her face was the picture of dispassionate serenity. Not a single trace of her earlier sorrows was visible, or any other emotion, for that matter. The woman took her place on the pedestal and stood still.
Suddenly, without warning, Moira shook. Tiny cuts appeared in her skin and golden ichor seeped from the wounds. Small, whirling gears poked through, shredding skin and clothes and causing small pieces of flesh to fall off her body. Throughout it all, Moira simply stood there, unmoving. Even as her face fell off and was replaced with a horrid imitation constructed from metal circuits and gears, she didn't move. Even as two massive, copper wings tore out of her back and the golden oil formed a collar around her neck, she didn't move. Meanwhile, the crowd simply prayed, seemingly unaware of the grotesque scene before them.
Selena almost puked. Somehow, she knew, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that Chaos was involved. It had to be.
Finally, the prayer stopped and the crowd rose to their feet in the same eerie unison as it had kneeled minutes earlier. The copper-colored horror that had once been her second-in-command, still dripping with golden oil, stepped forward and raised her hand. A wave of something washed over the camp, blanketing the crowed in a cold, golden light before hitting Selena herself.
Suddenly, her head exploded into colors and cold. Her muscles screamed and she fell backwards, sprawling over the roof like a fish on dry land. She felt herself slowly slip away and lose control as something ripped into her head. She couldn't breathe. Her vision was getting spotty. Something was choking her: a pair of hands, a collar, a noose. With the last of her strength, she tore at her throat, trying to free herself from something that was real and not.
Then, it was gone. She could breathe again. Selena was left gasping, desperately trying to comprehend what happened to her and console herself with faith that had been shattered so thoroughly. This, she knew, this was heresy. Moira…Moira had fallen prey to some kind of cult. A cult that had somehow gone completely undetected because…because the Sisters had been too busy wallowing in their own self-pity to see the evil brewing under their very noses. The Scream earlier must have been the cult's call to action.
Yes, that must be the explanation. Another sin she'd have to atone for later, once the refugees had been purged. And purged they would be, regardless of what Stubbs or that damnable machine had to say about it. Even they couldn't ignore what was right in front of them. A darker part of Selena's mind felt almost relieved. Kaurava was steeped in heresy, just as she'd thought. The Ministorum had been right about this system all along.
With renewed strength and purpose, the canoness pulled herself up. If the entire camp had gone mad, she'd need allies. To get those, she'd need to get to the vox room and call in the Imperial Guard. Also, she needed to confirm which of her Sisters had been compromised. Even a Sister of her ability couldn't hope to purge a camp of thousands on her own, especially without her holy power armor. She…
A gunshot, less than a block from where she was and in the direction of the vox room. Gunshots meant violence. Violence meant that someone was still resisting. Perhaps there was some hope left. Allies first, then the vox room.
Selena lowered herself back to the ground, landing with a pained grunt. Her time with the whip was catching up to her, but she couldn't let that stop her. Her duty demanded it, and Selena was determined not to fail again. If she could hear the gunshot, the cult probably could too. Running as fast as she could, she searched for the source of the gunshot, eventually picking up the sound of an argument. A heated one at that.
Slowly, the canoness scuttled to the little building, listening in as she approached. She could make out at least five separate voices: A man weeping, a woman shouting angrily, another being defensive. "…throne's sake, that wasn't necessary! He was just a boy!"
It didn't take long for Selena to piece together what happened here. The defensive voice sounded like one of her Sisters. The gunshot she'd heard earlier was said Sister giving the Emperor's Peace to a child who fell to the corruption. The others…must be the family of the victim. An unfortunate situation, but…but at least they were still human enough to argue about it.
"You know full well that I had no choice! Whatever corruption…"
Selena opened the door and was immediately greeted by a gun in her face. "Sister Argentine." She said, smiling. "It's good to see that someone still has her wits about her."
"Canoness!" Sister Argentine sighed in relief. Selena took in the scene before her. A trio of women, clearly civilians, were furiously glaring at the two of them. A dozen other civilians stood huddled at the opposite end of the room. Meanwhile, a man sat nearby, cradling the corpse of a teenage boy in his arms. A yellow-eyed corpse that was leaking a golden ichor.
Just as she'd feared.
"Report."
Immediately, the Sister stood at attention. "My squad and I…we were patrolling when approximately forty-five minutes ago…" She started to stammer, losing her composure.
"Continue, Sister." Selena gently ordered. "Explain it the best you can."
"There was…a scream, I can't describe it, and…it lasted for only a minute but afterwards…" The Sister shot a glance at the civilians.
"What?" The oldest civilian snarled, her ageing features twisted in a scowl of pure hatred. "We saw what happened. We know how your precious and 'noble' sisters joined the loonies just like the rest of them. Hell, they were the first to go crazy! So much for your unbreakable faith and purity…"
"Ana!" Another civilian warned. "Forgive her, Lady Canoness, she is not well. Today's events have been trying and…"
"The bitch murdered my cousin! Why in the Emperor's holy knickers are you apologizing to them? And what the hells are you doing here, guarding a sand-cursed refugee camp, anyway? Don't think you can pull a fast one on me, I know 'shit duty' when I see it."
Ignoring them, Selena asked: "Sister Argentine, is this true?"
The woman lowered her eyes. "Yes, my lady, it is. The others, even our Sister Superior…they just got up and marched straight to the center of the camp. No one told them to, but they just…knew. They started herding the civilians too… I don't know why, but…they just ignored me and left me behind. So I went here, found some civilians and a few others who hadn't…turned and…" She sighed, furiously shaking her head. "There were some others. They headed to the vox room. They should be coming back any second now."
"And the boy?" Selena asked, pointing at the man whose weeping had slowly been dying down.
"He started acting like the others. Too calm, too…robotic. I did what I had to…"
"Groxshit!" A civilian shouted. "You're just blaming a kid for…"
The canoness ignored the civilians' anger. It was entirely understandable, even if it was unjustified. Humans are social creatures and rarely took the loss of their loved ones well. While Sister Argentine could have avoided some unpleasantness if she had explained herself first and done the deed out of sight, she hadn't done anything wrong. She only did her duty, grim as it was, and none can fault a servant of the Emperor for that.
Besides, the man clutching the child was a lot more worrisome. "Erit legibus." He muttered in High Gothic, a language that Selena was quite certain a mere commoner like him should not be able to speak. "Erit praecepta. Erit servitus. Erit…"
Selena looked at the man's hands. Small chips of copper were sprouting from his skin like scales. To her horror, she realized that the corruption was contagious. Without a second thought, she raised her lasgun and fired at the man's head. Panicked screaming followed. Slowly, the canoness raised her hand, eventually silencing the mob. "We have all fallen victim to some kind of witchcraft. Whatever corruption has befallen our camp, it's spreading through that golden ichor. Do not touch it, or I'll be forced to grant you the Emperor's Mercy too."
She ignored the hateful looks that she got from the civilians, or the way they huddled in fear. She didn't like it, but that was the way things were. The boy was dead the moment he lost the battle for his soul. His father was dead when he touched the boy's body. All Selena did was put their souls to rest and let the Emperor deliver His judgement. In time, the others would understand.
Or perhaps they wouldn't. Such was the way of things.
Suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps outside. Immediately, the canoness and Sister Argentine sprung into action, taking positions by the windows. "Wait, it's them!" A civilian shouted, opening the door. Five men stumbled through, panting and armed, but not hostile. Four were well-built civilians that Selena didn't recognize. A fifth, however, was very familiar.
"Turgenum March." Selena said, barely keeping the hostility she felt for the man out of her voice as she locked eyes with a man whom she felt was at least partially responsible for the mess that they were in. Part of her wanted to shoot him on the spot, if not for this then for what happened before. Another…
Another couldn't help but look at the man in pity. The confessor had taken the defeat of Saint Anais and the subsequent revelations harder than anyone. Gone were the opulent robes and the decorated staff that marked his rank and station. Gone was the conviction that could sway masses of unbelievers and talk entire cities into martyring themselves in the Emperor's name. The confessor had become a gaunt, little man, refusing to wear anything but a simple, ill-fitting robe with only his signet ring revealing the position he once had. When offered an administrative position, he had refused, saying that he was no longer worthy of a position of authority and instead asked for leave to repent for his failures. And repent he had.
There was no point to punishing him. Not when March was punishing himself more than Selena ever could.
"Canoness." The confessor replied, catching his breath before turning to one of the civilians. "Everyone, get into the bunker. We don't have much time." He sighed. "Selena, it's good to see that you…did not succumb to whatever madness has befallen the camp."
She frowned. "A word. In private." The canoness walked outside, waiting for March to follow. She then grabbed him by the shoulder and pushed him into the wall. "What have you done?"
"Canoness, this is not my doing." He said, wheezing.
"Forgive me for being skeptical, after everything that has happened. Now. What. Have. You. Done."
"Selena, I swear…I swear on my soul that I had nothing to with this. I know you won't believe me, but this is bigger than us. We just got back from the vox: It's not just here, it's in eight other refugee camps too."
Selena's blood ran cold. Her Sisters had been divided over nine different camps. Now nine camps had been targeted by that…that sorcery. That couldn't be a coincidence. She wanted believe that the confessor was wrong or lying, but the look in his eye told otherwise. "Nine camps…" She took a step back, releasing him.
"The ones guarded by our forces. A few other places as well, but the PDF took care of those before we completely lost control." March corrected his robe. "Our people were always the first to turn. It's…it's like a disease or a curse, one that's using Ministorum personnel as a vector."
"H-How?!"
"I don't know. Obviously some kind of sorcery, but…"
Suddenly, a civilian started to shout. "They're coming!" He said. "The crazies are coming!"
March put his hand on Selena's shoulder. "The Navy is going to bombard the camps from orbit. I don't know how long we have, just that they won't wait for us to evacuate. There's an old bunker underneath this building. If we hide there…"
"…we might have a chance. We could warn others with what has happened."
"Assuming the Navy doesn't score a direct hit…, but yes. Whatever act of sorcery this is… Its danger cannot be understated and civilians make for poor witnesses. One of us needs to survive to warn others and the bomb shelter is our best chance. Now…" A gunshot interrupted them. "We're out of time."
The two rushed back inside, shoving terrified civilians out of their way as they went. Sister Argentine stood at the window, calmly firing into the horde that was descending on them. Immediately, the canoness, confessor March, and a few of the armed civilians joined her, shooting at the wall of blank faces that marched inexorably towards them like a glacier. Selena let her mind go blank. She didn't want to think about the innocent people she was putting down: an old lady brandishing a tire-iron, a child with a gun, one of her Sisters with crude, metal spikes bursting out of her hands.
They all had to die. They all would die, either by her hands or by that of the Navy.
"Everyone, get inside!" Selena ordered. "Move, move!" One by one, the civilians mustered their courage and ran into the shelter. For a moment, she let herself believe that they were going to escape without a hitch.
Then the wall exploded, and Selena fell.
Her ears rang. Her head spun. They were under attack, she realized. Her weapon…on the floor. She grabbed it. Who…what… She flipped herself over, slowly pulling herself up along the door. Then her mind caught up with the situation. A massive hole had been blown through the wall. A winged, metal figure, the thing that used to be Moira Allen, strode through and grabbed Sister Argentine by the neck. Selena watched in horror as Sister Argentine's flesh turned to metal, corrupting her just as Moira had been. She raised her weapon…
…and was interrupted by a shout from the confessor. "For the Emperor!" He roared, leaping towards the metal monstrosity and severing one of its wings with a chainsword. Not-Moira spun around, dropping the corrupted Argentine to the ground. Confessor March lashed out, hacking away as much as he could. And yet, Not-Moira's face remained placid. Nothing that made it look like it was in pain. If anything, there was a sad, almost pitying look on its face, something that seemed to enraged the confessor even more. Despite that, Not-Moira seemed to be losing the fight, backing up and never getting a chance strike back.
Until Argentine got up and stabbed him in the back. In the blink of an eye, Not-Moira unfurled her remaining wing and severed March's head, letting his body drop unceremoniously on the floor.
Rage boiled inside the canoness. She nearly lost herself to the urge to leap towards the corrupted traitors and rip them apart with her bare hands. Then she remembered March's words. She needed to live, to tell others what had happened. Selena returned to her senses and threw herself into the bunker. A second later, a massive door slammed shut, sealing her away from the outside world.
"Age of Apostasy-era bunker." One of the civilians said, smiling behind some kind of control panel. "My family has maintained it for generations. Should keep us safe."
"And you've maintained it well." Selena complemented. There was scratching outside the door, but it didn't look like the corrupted were getting in. They were safe, for now. Or at least, so she hoped. One Sister with a lasgun and a few civilians with stubbers weren't going to hold out long. A few minutes later, the ground started to shake. Lance bombardment, if she wasn't mistaken. "Don't be afraid." The canoness said, as the crowd started to whimper. "That's the Emperor's wrath raining down on the heretics and the faithless. The pure will not be touched, I promise you." Soon, the shaking stopped and Selena let herself breathe again.
Now, all there was left to do was wait. Lances scorched the land they were used on. While you didn't generally have to worry about radioactive fallout or chocking clouds of dust, the sheer amount of heat often left the ground too hot to walk on for a few hours. She passed the time with prayer and by letting the civilians tell stories of old heroes and legends. Slowly, Selena began to drift away, exhaustion finally catching up with her. She didn't fight it. The heretics had been purged and she'd saved all that she could.
She'd earned her rest.
Ten hours later, a man poked her awake. "Temperature's died down, my lady. We can leave."
Good. Yes, that was good. Carefully, they opened the door. Selena was the first through, gun in hand. Her caution proved unnecessary: what had once been a camp full of life was now nothing more than scorched glass.
"Look!" One of the civilians said, pointing in the distance.
She narrowed her eyes. It was a small column of Chimeras carrying the heraldry of the 252nd regiment, and they were getting closer. While the people around her started shouting and waving, the canoness was feeling far more reserved. Somehow, she knew she wasn't going to get a warm reception.
The lead Chimera came to a halt and guardsmen poured out, all of them weapons raised and shouting. Slowly, Selena dropped her lasgun on the ground and stepped forward, hoping to talk the guardsmen's commanding officer out of doing something they'd all regret later. Before she could even get a word out, a soldier struck her in the jaw with the butt of his gun. Selena felt her jaw shatter and everything went black before she hit the ground.
--
Groggily, Selena began to wake up. A fog slowly lifted from her mind, and a throbbing pain rapidly took its place. What happened? Where was…
Her eyes opened and she found herself looking at a Mechanid construct. Panic instantly wiped the last traces of sleep from her mind. She shot out of bed…until something stopped her. Handcuffs and other restraints. She tried to scream, but her jaw was held in place. Selena fell back into the bed, glaring furiously and helplessly.
So many questions. What happened? Where was she? How long had she been out? What were the extent of her injuries? How did the Machine get here and how long had it been sitting there, looking menacing?
The construct held a glass of water and a straw in front of her. Thirst won out over anger, and she drank.
Footsteps. General Stubbs walked into the room with an irritated look on his face. "You do realize we take appointments, don't you? It would have spared my top medicus a heart attack."
"It was a spur-of-the-moment thing." The Machine answered. "When I heard about the Sisters, I…" It shook its head. "Shadow. Assassination and infiltration droid. Comes with stealth systems and jetpacks. The fastest way of getting into your palace and I didn't feel like dealing with political bullshit right now. Not after…everything that's happened today."
Stubbs folded his arms. "Why are you here?"
"I'm not going to kill her…"
"I know. If you were, she'd be dead already. I repeat: Why are you here?"
The Machine stayed silent for a very long time. "Closure, I think. Vindication, or… I don't know. I'm not sure. I wanted to say something, or maybe ask a few things but… Even if I knew what to say, she's obviously in no state to answer, what with her shattered jaw."
"If it makes you feel any better, the restraints are just a precaution, in case she lashes out. Our priests do not believe she's been corrupted by the dark powers. Whatever evil took hold of the Sisters, she resisted it and survived. The only one so far."
The canoness' eyes widened. She was the only one? Surely there were others or… Please let there be others…
"If anything corrupted her, it'd be the Imperial Cult, and nothing else."
Selena hissed at the Machine's heresy. A futile gesture, like everything else she'd done on this wretched world.
The general, seemingly unperturbed, pulled up a chair. "She was your enemy, wasn't she?"
"Yes…no…I went after the Sisters…not harder, but…more creatively. I mean, I've killed a lot of people since I got here, but I haven't been so vindictive about things. Even the Blood Ravens…" It fell silent again.
"The Blood Ravens?"
"A Space Marine chapter who crossed the line and was promptly relieved of their dignity, equipment, and their battlebarge." The droid looked Selena straight in the eye. "I suppose I've been using her as a stand-in for everything wrong with the Imperium. The Sisters…they're just a symptom of a much bigger problem. This…system you live in…it's not normal. The rampant xenophobia, religious extremism, the complete and total stagnation of human civilization…it's not normal. We didn't have that…no, that's not true. We did have xenophobia and religion in my day, it's just that it was kept under control…most of the time."
Stubbs sighed and rubbed his chin. "I suppose things are very different now than they were in your time."
A shrill, mirthless laugh. "Different? Whether or not it's acceptable to burp in public is 'different'. Having a different tax code is 'different'. This? There's not a single organization in the Imperium that wouldn't be improved by a massive purge, preferably with a flamer or a few well-placed cyclonic torpedoes. Insanity has become the norm and sometimes I wonder if the human race I remember is even the same fucking species as the one we have today. And, of course, fucking Chaos. We didn't have that. And the Scream…" The Machine buried its head in its hands. "What happened at those camps? Did the Sisters of Battle all collectively decide to fall to Chaos? There's got to be something more."
Selena couldn't answer, so Stubbs answered for her. "They were broken." The general said, sadly. "Many who've suffered far less have fallen, simply because they've run into an obstacle that couldn't be overcome. Sometimes, things are just as they seem. In the end, to fall is a choice and…and we shouldn't feel responsible for other people's failings."
"I'm not feeling responsible." The Machine answered. "I'm just disappointed. The human race is supposed to be better than this. This shouldn't have happened."
"But it did."
"Yes, it did." The construct shook its head. "I tried to be merciful to the Sisters. They're victims of your rotten system, just as much as the people they've slaughtered. Now thousands of innocent refugees have been turned into daemon-chow and I could have saved them from that if I'd gunned them down like dogs from the beginning."
Selena screamed inside. She wanted to say that they were wrong, that the Sisters of Battle were good people and that they were victims of some kind of sorcery, but…but sorcery only harms the faithless. Somewhere, deep down, a realization struck the canoness. Her Sisters weren't victims. The sorcery affected them because they let it affect them. The Emperor protects, but He turned away from them in disgust after what she and her Sisters had done. There was no denying the truth: her coven brought this upon themselves and they dragged thousands of innocents with them in damnation.
A single, unbidden tear rolled down Selena's cheek.
Stubbs stayed silent for a few minutes. "Next time, please call ahead. It'll do not to scare the palace guards again." The construct looked up. "Go. I'll call you if I get anything else from her."
The Machine agreed. It opened a window and jumped out, vanishing into the night.
Stubbs shook his head. "You are far more trouble than you're worth…" He whispered. Selena didn't know if he was talking to the Machine or to her.
Then the general turned around and left, leaving the canoness alone with the weight of her failures.
Threadmarks 33. I'm Halping?
Warp portals are weird.
Like with all things Warp-related, they follow certain rules, up until the point they don't. The portal on the Ar'ka cannon, for instance, shouldn't have existed. Creating and maintaining a semi-stable hole in reality requires a specially prepared gate structure and sacrifices. Even with daemon magnet the Tau were using as a targeting system, the portal should have collapsed in seconds.
Except it didn't.
Why? Who knows. Maybe something on the other side was keeping it open. Maybe the bigger hellgate on Kaurava IV was affecting it. Maybe the rules had changed because the Veil had been shot to pieces by earlier unpleasantries.
I don't know. Honestly, I don't care either.
--
"The Tau did this? They caused the Scream?" Larrissa screeched in disbelief. "How? They can barely put a Warp drive together. A…mishap on this scale should be beyond them."
"I don't think it was the Tau. They're not capable of fucking up on such a level. That's more of a human or Eldar thing." I noted, pulling up the design of the Ar'ka cannon while ignoring the dirty looks I got from, well, everyone. "The rift, though… that's probably caused by this thing: their precious eco-friendly nonsenium cannon. Turns out that slaving Warp weapons to unstable psyker engrams is a bad idea."
The seer pulled the hologram towards her and looked at it quizzically. "It looks…almost Imperial. Is this all? Where's the rest of it? The wards and the purity seals?"
"There aren't any." Magos Vacille answered, dourly. I'd expected her to feel vindicated about a bunch of filthy xenos being destroyed by their own heretical technology, but instead she just sounded disappointed. In fact, she sounded like Taldeer discussing humans: not so much angry at our fuck-ups as she was angry at the fact that those fucking up haven't gone the way of the dodo. "Daemons are a silly, human superstition, after all. It's not like we can see them by looking out of a bitrot-cursed window during a Warp flight."
"But…why...How are these idiots not extinct yet?"
"Dumb luck, and possibly Tzeentch." I replied. Also, author fiat, plot armor, and a desire to have at least one faction in the 40K universe that doesn't run on grimdark. "So…"
"We need that portal sealed." General Alexander noted/ordered. Affirmative murmurs followed around the table.
I buried my head in my hands. "Which we can't do because there's thousands of daemons pouring through the damn thing. Because we just can't have nice things around here. I wonder if this system's built on an Indian burial ground. Anyway, bombardment?"
Magos Vacille shook her head. "I'm afraid it's too late for that. Gravimetric distortions, Cherenkov radiation…the moon is being pulled into the Warp, with the worst of the effects being around the portal itself. Much faster than I've ever seen. I suspect that the Warp storm is worsening it. At this point, I doubt your shells would even land and the chances of a ground invasion are…rather abysmal." Alexander nodded in agreement. "The Atropos device…maybe. Impossible to say right now. It is rather untested. Perhaps a combination…"
Face, meet table. I'm sure you'll be good friends.
Carefully, Thomas raised his hand. Squiddie was holding him so tight that I was almost afraid it was going to choke the boy to death. "Could we…uh…" He looked around, seemingly afraid to continue.
"Go on…" Alexander said.
"Could we blow up the moon?"
I blinked. Did he just…replaying the last two seconds…yes, he did just suggest we blow up the moon. It was at this very moment that I wondered if I was watching the beginning of a super-villain.
"What." The general stated, vocalizing what we were all thinking.
"We have to fix this…somehow." The boy said, determined. "The moon's full of daemons and we have really big guns and…it's not like anyone would miss it, right?"
"I think he's got a point, sir." Sergeant Kirnov whispered with a smirk.
"And I think we're terrible role models." I ruefully added. "Blowing up the moon is…possible, but it's going to rain tons of warp-corrupted rock down on Kaurava II. Which is not good, by the way."
"But we might be able to push the moon out of orbit." The magos said. "You have access to thrusters large enough to move small celestial bodies, yes? A few of those, protected by Gellar Fields, might be enough to move the moon away from the planet, letting us destroy it safely. It also allows us to test the Atropos device in a more aggressive setting."
"Why don't we just throw it into the sun?" The boy asked.
What the hell, kid?!
"Because the local star will go nova if we do." Vacille chided. "Maybe not now, but possibly in a thousand years or so."
"Okay, then we throw it at Kaurava IV!" Thomas said, sounding just a little too excited about it all. Not excited, but frustrated. Angry. "It's overrun by daemons too, right? Two birds with one stone?"
I stared at the kid, wondering where it'd all gone wrong or what the hell brought on his sudden obsession with planetary destruction…Ozman. Dammit. "I don't know what scares me more: the fact that you're suggesting this, or that your plan actually sounds kind of sensible…"
Shaking his head and holding up his hands, Alexander said: "Stop. Slow down. This…this is a step too far. We can't simply blow up planets because it's convenient. There are protocols for this, rules we have to follow."
"The human Imperium has protocols for destroying its own planets?" Orkanis asked.
"Does that really surprise you?" Sekhareth quipped back.
The wraithseer looked at his friend. "Between the widespread insanity, its chronic disregard for the sanctity of life, and the deranged warrior-nuns… I suppose it does not."
The poor general gritted his teeth. "Commander, you declared war on an entire Space Marine Chapter because they tried to destroy Kronus!"
I looked at him, gently tapping on the table. He was not wrong. At least, not entirely. That said, was letting Kaurava IV and Orridune exist worth the risk? Knowing that they were essentially dead worlds and the threat they represented to the system as a whole and to me personally… "No, I did it because they were about to murder a billion people, including you, that just happened to be on Kronus. I honestly don't give a flying shit about a giant, floating space rock. If they'd bothered to evacuate all the people first, I wouldn't have been so pissed. In fact, I probably would have sat back and laughed at them for wasting both our time."
Thomas raised his hand again. "I have an idea that might be a little less, uh, destructive. More like 'total extinction', as opposed to 'earth-shattering kaboom'." He bit his lip a little.
Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I asked: "Okay, we're listening."
The kid looked annoyed. "How about…instead of throwing Orridune at Kaurava IV directly, how about we throw it at Lacunae? When the two moons collide, we'll have thousands of starship-sized chunks of rock raining down on the planet, instead of a single, big one that will rip the planet apart. That way, Kaurava IV is still intact and we can repurpose it as a mining world once the war is over and the corruption has faded. Also, we'll have a giant ring-system that will give us easy access to exposed mineral veins located inside the former moons, giving the rest of the system the resources it needs to rebuild quickly."
Once again, I found myself dumbstruck by the kid's plan. It was utterly insane and yet made so much sense that I couldn't help but agree with him. I knew the boy was smart, but this was getting ridiculous.
Also, it would destroy the Dark Eldar base and their Webway portal, assuming they were still in system. I hadn't found any evidence of them, but it was worth getting rid of the moon just to be sure.
Magos Vacille hummed. "I remember giving you a text on interstellar prospecting a week ago."
"'On the Localization of new Industrial Centers and Shipyards' by Fabricator-General Tileas Kaldor. I finished it." Thomas said, calmly. "It's a bit dry, but it makes a lot of sense. 'An important catalyst in the formation large-scale orbital industries is the presence of an easily accessible supply of useful minerals. Historically, planetary ring-systems have been popular colonization sites and many Forge Worlds still possess such a ring today, albeit one that has been thoroughly exploited in ages past.' I guess he never thought of making his own ring systems…"
"No, I suppose he didn't." The magos mused. It was hard to tell if she was shocked, impressed, or both. As for me…I needed to pay better attention to what that kid was being taught. He was kind of starting to scare me. I mean, the ability to turn seemingly ordinary and benign things towards destructive ends…
Oh, god, he got that from me, didn't he?
I'm either the best kind of parent or the worst.
From the look on his face, it was abundantly clear that our long-suffering general did not approve. "Commander…"
"Do you have a better idea?" I sighed. "Seriously, fuck that moon, and Kaurava IV too. They're beyond help and any Inquisitor worth their salt would have ordered an Exterminatus on both of them by now. Might as well be efficient at it and engage in a little lunar bowling."
"Well, forgive me for not being too enthusiastic about the prospect of seeing an Imperial world destroyed. Even if it is…tainted beyond help." Alexander remarked. "Damnation. Are we sure there is no other solution? We can't undo this."
"Two tainted worlds with their populations dead or corrupted?" Commissar Gebbit carefully adjusted his cap. "I don't believe that a second active Warp rift in the system is in anyone's best interests, sir. A full-fledged daemon world? Unacceptable. We would have to evacuate or purge the whole system. As much as I hate to say it…I think we have to take action."
"I know…" He sighed, rubbing his brow. "I will…inform Stubbs. Tell him that…he's about to lose a few moons. Emperor help us all."
--
Before you ask: no, a moon did not beat Thomas up and steal his lunch money when he was younger. As far as I can tell, his penchant for lunar demolition is entirely his own. If I had to psychoanalyze, I'd say it had something to do with an overreaction to a feeling powerlessness, manifesting itself as a desire to blow stuff up.
And honestly, he wasn't the only one.
Regardless, Thomas' plan was really good. It offered an immediate and doable solution to an extremely serious problem, resulted in long term gains for the system as a whole, and sacrificed nothing that we hadn't already lost. From a purely utilitarian perspective, there was nothing wrong with it.
Apart from the whole 'blowing-up-a-moon-with-another-moon' thing.
What can I say? The kid thinks big.
Naturally, not everyone was quite so…forward thinking about the matter. I think this was more or less the point where poor General Alexander's opinion of me deteriorated from 'rationally concerned' to 'pant-shitting terrified'. His mission was, after all, to make sure I wouldn't blow up the Imperium in my quest for shinies and a get-out-of-the-universe-free-card. Needless to say, that mission wasn't going very well.
Also, Stubbs, who was technically sort-off the owner of the star system that I just reshuffled.
And the Tau. Those sweet summer children.
--
Orridune was arguably one of the most boring objects in the Kaurava system. It was small (at only 347 km in diameter), dry, airless, and had no mineral deposits worth mining. It was just a tiny, almost perfectly spherical ball of useless silicates moving along an almost perfectly round orbit around Kaurava II, too far away to have any interesting effects on the planet's rotation or weather patterns the way Earth's moon had.
Now, however, it was covered in daemons, proving once again that sometimes, being deadly boring was better being than deadly interesting.
The rainbow-colored orb I was heading towards was a far cry from the grey sphere as depicted in the Administratum's archives. The moon was surrounded by clouds, strange gasses I couldn't identify, and large swarms of creatures, forming a bizarre pseudo-atmosphere of murder and nonsense. Underneath the clouds were fields of green and brown, oceans of red, and mountain ranges that jutted out of the surface at impossible angles. Above the remains of the Tau base, the Kor'vattra tried to destroy the portal from orbit, but with little success. The cloud cover seemed to shield the portal somehow and the Tau Mantas couldn't get close without being swamped by fliers. The Air Caste fleet fought valiantly, but it was painfully obvious that they'd never get through.
Just like the magos predicted.
Whatever doubt I had about doing this quickly disappeared. I landed on the far side of the moon, as far away as I could get from the former Tau base and the horrors that were pouring out of it at an alarming rate. Even then, the area I chose as a landing zone was far from safe. Several of the drop pods were intercepted on the way down, and the Thunderhawks had to blast their way through a swarm of creatures. While on the ground, the struggle only got worse. The flyers from the air were joined by a seemingly endless tide of shambling horrors dragging themselves out of the rivers of blood and filth. I unloaded the droids and got to fighting, barely able to defend the landing zones and hold off the tide. That was, until I activated my trump card: the Atropos device.
A modified Thunderhawk sat it down on the surface. As soon as it touched down, I primed it and crossed my metaphorical fingers. For a few moments, it hummed with power until it finally activated. A pulse radiated outward, once again imposing reality's unforgiving laws upon a small area around me. The rivers flash-boiled and its denizens, cut off from the source of their power and reinforcements, were quickly dispatched. The clouds were struck from the sky and the flying creatures flopped around comically before slamming into the rocks. Slowly, the radius of dead and dying daemons expanded until it blanketed an area about ten kilometers wide. Beyond that, the effect petered off before fading completely. Still, the daemons kept coming, hurling themselves into the death-field with no apparent regard for their own lives. Fortunately, for me, they were mostly lesser creatures, barely capable of retaining cohesion for more than a few minutes. Enough of them did get through to be a danger, but nothing I couldn't manage with a few turrets and some troops.
No matter. I had enough real estate to work with. All I needed was enough room for six Halley thrusters. As soon as the ring of turrets was complete, I got to work. I wanted to get this over with as fast as possible. If that portal grew any bigger or more stable, something actually scary might get through.
After an hour or so, the daemonic tide became more of an annoyance than a threat. The sheer number of daemons hadn't diminished, but with the defenses in place I was getting used to it. They were basically my rowdy neighbors that occasionally threw eggs at my windows; an ignorable problem that would be dealt with in time…with the nuke I was building in my backyard?
Yeah, that metaphor didn't quite go where I wanted it to.
A new blip appeared on the radar: a small group of bogies flying low, fast, and in formation, heading towards my base. More daemons? Unlikely, they aren't that disciplined. Warp anomaly? Possible, the Warp does like to mess with the old sensor array. I waited until they got within visual range and learned, to my surprise, that they were Tau.
Huh. Apparently, some of them survived the destruction of their base. Who would have thought.
Should I help them? They were the enemy, yes, but no one deserves to be left behind on this doomed hellhole of a moon. Then again, would they even accept my help if I offered? I was their enemy too, after all, and…and I sabotaged the Ar'ka cannon. The same cannon that just opened a gateway to Hell in the middle of their base. Sure, I had nothing to do with that, but would the Tau believe that?
As I pondered my next move, the Tau flew over the daemonic horde, taking pot-shots at any of the monsters that happened to get too close. They finally settled down in the no-man's land between my turrets and the daemons where I finally got a good look at the column of Tau vehicles.
Or rather, the pitiful band of survivors.
Most of the craft were unarmed skimmers, painted in the colors of the Earth and Water caste; the Tau equivalent of trucks and jeeps. There were about fifty of them and, judging by their thermal signatures, they were all jam-packed with people. Every single one of them was damaged in some way: most of them had various scratch and bite marks, others had holes large enough that I could see the Tau inside. Defending them were a dozen crisis suits in a similar sorry state. All were covered in blood and viscera, and not one of them had more than one functioning weapon left. The suits were completely spent, and the second they touched-down, half of them simply fell over, too damaged to stay upright.
How many people was the convoy carrying? A thousand? Two thousand?
The Tau base had over five-hundred thousand soldiers, builders, and support personnel…
I pushed the thought aside. Those weren't the kind of numbers you wanted to think too much about.
A few of the Tau jumped out of their craft and started building something. A communications tower, I think. Were they calling in support or asking for evac? I could shoot them. They were in range of my guns and obviously in no shape to fight back. But these weren't Ecclesiarchal zealots. They were just ordinary soldiers, probably too shell-shocked to ever be allowed back into the field. No threat to anyone anymore. So long as they didn't touch my Halleys, I was willing to let them be. Hopefully the Kor'vattra had some therapists handy.
A signal was being transmitted. A signal aimed at the Tau fleet. It was unencrypted and easily accessible.
"This is…This is the remnants of the Nan Yanoi moonbase, calling to any Tau assets in range. This is Nan Yanoi moonbase, please respond." I recognized the voice: Fio'o An'or, the Earth Caste leader. He sounded desperate, at the end of his rope. Nothing like the calm and strong leader who stood up for his underling to commander Or'es'ka. "Anyone…please."
A few minutes passed before the fleet responded. "This is Kor'vattra flagship M'yen Ko'vash. Respond immediately!"
The line opened again, but the only thing I could make out was the Fio'o's sobbing. "Thank you. Oh, thank you thank you. Please…we need…we need evacuation. The base…it is gone…these things…"
Another voice responded. Shas'o Or'es'ka. "Report, immediately!"
"Shas'o, we can do this at another time." The voice from the fleet said, chidingly.
"Kor'o, we lost communications with our headquarters, the portal we used to get to the planet has fallen silent, and now you want to coddle the workers because they may be suffering from a little lur'tae'mont? Need I remind you that that base is central to our battle-strategies and a crucial part in the subjugation of this accursed system?! We need to reclaim it at once, and I cannot afford to waste time with…"
"THERE IS NOTHING TO RECLAIM!" Fio'o An'or screamed into the mike. "IT'S GONE! ALL OF IT IS GONE! THE ONLY THING LEFT ARE MONSTERS AND CREATURES AND…"
"Fio'o, the men are looking to you for leadership, not hysterics. Speak calmly, or do not speak at all." The Shas'o hissed. "Where is Aun'ro'yr? He will surely agree that…"
"Aun'ro'yr is dead. His head…there was this horrible scream and his head burst open like an overripe fruit. Then…then the Ar'ka cannon opened like the blossoming of some profane flower and…and…these things crawled out. They killed everyone…there is nothing left to save…"
For a moment, the line was silent. Then, the admiral spoke softly. "I understand. This is…dire news. We will have to plan our next move carefully. In the meantime, we need to find a way to get you to safety. Now, you are standing next to a large Men of Iron base. I cannot send in transports yet, because they'd have to fly well within range of enemy anti-aircraft fire. You will have to stay put until I can reposition my ships, eliminate the base, and extract you. Can you do that?"
Oh, wonderful. Guess it's time for me to chime in, then. "Alternatively, you can simply call said Man of Iron and politely ask him if he'd be alright with you evacuating the shell-shocked survivors of a horrible calamity."
"You." The Shas'o said, somehow managing to perfectly express his hatred and loathing for me in a single word. "Fio'o, you used an unsecured channel…"
"I didn't blow up your base, Shas'o." I replied firmly, interrupting the commander's incoming rant. "The Ar'ka cannon blew up on its own."
"You sabotaged it! You and your meddling caused this!"
"I sabotaged your power supply. I didn't touch the targeting system, which is the part that caused this mess."
"Excuses and…"
"The Ar'ka cannon's targeting system is actually pretty clever: the engrams of five Imperial astropaths, working together to manipulate the Warp and direct the destructive energies that the Ar'ka cannon generates to its target. Had you built this thing twenty-thousand years ago, I would have applauded you for your ingenuity. Unfortunately, we live in the forty-first millennium, the lovely period in history where we just can't have nice things." I sighed. "What you people fail to realize is that the Warp is not empty. There are entities living in it: daemons, or 'Neverborn', if you're feeling fancy. Messing around with the Warp in any way, especially in a system with an active Warp storm, attracts their attention which, as you have just learned the hard way, is not a very good thing indeed."
"Don't feed me Imperial fairy tales. I…"
"Those 'Imperial fairy tales' are currently eating your men. You can't deny their existence no more than you can deny the existence of your own left hand. If I'm guilty of anything, it'd be of trying to prevent this tragedy from happening. Now I'm stuck with a giant hole in reality that I have to close before it eats the whole system because you geniuses are toying with things you do not understand. Hell, you knew things were going wrong. The Earth caste has been warning you for months that the Ar'ka cannon wasn't working right. If you want to blame someone, look in a fucking mirror!
"You are lice on a wounded beast, surviving only because your host has bigger problems to deal with. Stop trying to get into the big boy's club. Stop trying to conquer planets from a galactic empire that doesn't see you as a threat. You are a third-rate power on the galactic theatre. You are small and insignificant. Your irrelevancy in the grand scheme of things is the only reason that something hasn't come around and annihilated you yet. For your own sake, don't try to change that."
The Shas'o was about to go on another tirade, when his signal cut out. "Well, what a surprise." The admiral said, innocently. "It appears the good commander is suffering from technical difficulties. Now, the Warp anomalies."
"The rifts have grown too large." I said, ruefully but thankful that someone in the Tau military seemed to grasp the severity of the situation. "At this point, I don't think I can close them anymore. Not fast enough. The only thing left to do is to destroy Orridune and Kaurava IV. If we don't, they'll be pulled into the Warp and can become anchor points for the rifts; a likely ground zero for future daemonic invasions. I can't let that happen, even if it means blowing up a planet or two."
It took Kor'o Ce'noren twenty minutes to reply. "I see. This is…disturbing, but I find it difficult to deny what I see with my own eyes. Is there no other way?"
"Not that I know off and I can honestly say that not doing anything is going to be infinitely worse. I've done a flyover of your base, before the daemons got too thick to fly through. I can't unleash that kind of horror on a civilian population."
"And I assume that base you've build contains a…planet-destroying weapon, along with something that repels these…daemons."
"Correct, so here's what I'm proposing: You don't mess with my base as I do what I have to do to save the system from Or'es'ka's science project. In return, I'll turn off my AA guns so you can pick up your men…what's left of them, anyway. Are these terms acceptable to you?"
Again, the admiral fell silent. "The destruction of a celestial object, or two, in this case… Normally, an ethereal would make such a decision, but…but in light of this…tragedy, and considering the severity of the situation… Yes, I accept your terms." I could hear his voice break.
"Welcome to galactic warfare, admiral."
--
Even with the Tau temporarily pacified and our daemon problem…dealt with, in a manner of speaking, there was still that one little problem on my ship. Namely, our lovely mutant farseer who had been ordered back to her bed. As you can imagine, she didn't take forced bedrest very well.
--
Originally, the bedroom cameras were a precaution borne of rampant (though not unjustified) paranoia. An attempt to get information on my passengers. A way to try and figure out what made them tick.
Now, though…now I can honestly say that they served a nobler purpose. Taldeer clearly needed someone to keep an eye on her right now. Especially if we're going to have to travel.
The woman was pacing through her room, walking on her toes. She'd shed her armor in favor of a long, black dress that no longer fit her altered body. It looked uncomfortable, but the farseer seemed to soldier on regardless. On her bed lay a multitude of cards, dice, and other divination thingies, strewn about in patterns that probably only made sense to her. Sometimes, Taldeer would flip a card or knock over a dice. Then she'd snarled at it with a frustrated look on her face that made me think she was trying to make something happen but it just wasn't working.
Finally, Taldeer let out an angry scream and hurled all the gizmos across the room. She tore off her dress, as if it was all the garment's fault. Then, she saw her own, dark purple skin, was reminded of everything that'd happened today, and collapsed on the bed, sobbing.
I knocked on the door. Immediately, Taldeer dried her tears and made herself somewhat presentable. Then she remembered the camera and gave it a dirty look. "Enter."
I stepped through. "Hey. Thought I'd bring you some fresh clothes, since…" I winced a little.
"…since my current set apparently doesn't fit anymore…" She finished. "Please, don't…don't beat around the bush. I know what happened, better than you, and…don't treat me like I'm made of glass. I know you're trying to be nice, but it isn't helping."
"Okay." I cleared my throat. "So, I've been looking at Kaurava's fashion industry, and it turns out that Kaurava IV had a, uh, 'purple period' about 900 years ago. Apparently, purple make-up and hair dye were 'in' back then, and if you were the more adventurous of the Kauravan nobility, you were supposed to wear this with it." 'This' being a dark green, hooded trenchcoat, a brown shirt and gloves, and long, baggy pants. Well, baggy for an Eldar. "It's a bit 'post-apocalyptic-chic', but most of the other Kauravan fashion trends are either skin-tight or giant Victorian dresses, which aren't exactly nice to wear on a relatively primitive Maiden World. The getup also came with about half a dozen belts, but I left those out because they were silly. I don't really know much about fashion, with being male and all…"
"You don't have a gender." The Farseer interrupted. "You're a machine, you have no sexual characteristics. The very concept of gender should be as foreign to you as it is to an Ork."
"Uh…"
"This is one of those things that if I ever were to learn the complete truth, I would go completely mad, isn't it?"
"Probably?" On second thought, probably certainly. How would I explain to her that she's a video game character? "Anyway, I noticed that you were walking on your toes, so…"
"…Because my feet have mutated into something not unlike hooves…"
"Yeah. I also got you a pair of high-heeled army boots to go with it, because apparently that is a thing too in the forty-first millennium… But at least it should be somewhat comfortable…I think?"
Taldeer grabbed the boots, looking quizzically. "These look heavy enough to repurpose as a make-shift hammer."
"Sounds about right. Finally, I got you this." I showed her a big plushy I made in Squiddie's image. The little robot had worked wonders for Thomas, and, well, who knows? Maybe it'll work again.
"What is this?" Taldeer asked, seemingly confused.
"It's a plushy!"
"I see that. I meant: why are you giving it to me?"
"To make you feel better."
"By giving me a toy in the image of a robotic monstrosity that has snapped my neck in several of my visions?"
I blinked. Huh. I hadn't considered that, and…that kind of raises a lot of questions. "I'm pretty sure you deserved that…will deserve that…Tenses and precogs don't mix."
"You are terrible at consolations."
"Good thing I brought a plushy, then. Because plushies solve everything." I blurted.
She snorted. "Can they vanquish the daemons that have come to feast upon the souls of our entire race?"
"They can, if fired at sufficient velocity."
The farseer blinked, before letting her gaze fall onto the plushy squid. Slowly, she took it from my hands, looking confused and unsure. "Thank you…I think…"
"You're welcome."
As I turned to leave, Taldeer called out to me. "You have nothing to apologize for." She said. "I've looked. I don't know who caused the Scream, not yet, but it wasn't you. The Scream, my p-…my possession…it wasn't your fault."
"This isn't an apology." I replied. "It's empathy. It's possible to have that for an alien. You may be a complete bitch sometimes, but you didn't deserve this. So I give you something to make you feel better. And clothes that actually fit. Because not having those is bad for organics. Modesty and all that."
She smiled softly and I left her alone. When I closed the door, she collapsed on the bed with the plushy clutched tightly in her arms. As I watched a seven-hundred-year-old elven sorceress clutch a toy like a lifeline, I figured that that's about as good a reaction as I could have expected, at this point.
So…I'm Halping?
--
Taldeer was…is a work-in-progress, I guess. She spent the next couple of days largely locked in her room, only coming out to grab something to eat. Sometimes she meditated. Other times she would lash out or burst into tears. Guess that's the Eldar's extreme emotions for you…
All things considered, though, she handled herself better than most. Probably in no small part because she was surrounded by people who genuinely cared. I can only wonder what would have happened if I'd taken Mohannis's advice and sent her back to Ulthwé. Nothing good, probably.
Anyway, once we got the go-ahead from Curon, we packed Taldeer's things, said our goodbyes, and set course to the magical Maiden World of Alnara.
Assuming, of course, that we survived the journey…
--
It was a rather dull-looking thing, the Webway gate of Kaurava III. A simple black arch with a handful of Eldar runes carved on it. A handful of large, glowing crystals were studded into the structure, but other than that there was little to suggest that the thing wasn't just some big, dumb object someone left behind for a larf. Even a scan from our Thunderhawk revealed little: the same kind of junk data and gibberish that I always got from things made of wraithbone.
It still creeped my out. The surroundings didn't help either: just the endless red sands of Kaurava III and the knowledge that just yesterday, a massive Eldar warhost marched where we stood. A warhost that has mysteriously disappeared and I still don't know where to.
Then Curon finished his incantations and the gate sprang to life. A perfect white disk appeared, more than thirty meters in diameter, but so thin that I couldn't even measure its thickness. Once again, scanning revealed nothing. Curon simply stepped aboard and said: "The gate is open. Fly through it."
"Just like that?" I asked, uncertainly. Small flickers of lightning appeared around the disc's edges. I did not like the idea of having to fly through it. Normally, I wouldn't have gone in at all, but Alnara was far away, even with the Webway. We'd have to fly there, and we'd have to fly through the Webway. Which meant a Thunderhawk; one of the few craft I had that could carry organics. "It doesn't look very stable. Are we sure the Webway's still intact, after the whole 'Scream' thing happened? I mean, Caerys didn't come back, right?" Part of me wondered if it would close as I passed half-way through it, or what would happen once I got to the other side. Would I lose control of the craft? Does quantum entanglement still work in the Webway, or would I leave Curon and Taldeer stranded on the other side as the Thunderhawk crashed into the walls and leave them at the mercy of some fifteen-cocked daemon?
"It is no less unstable than the portals you use to teleport your machines through. Now go. It won't stay open forever."
Back in the passenger bay, Taldeer tapped the shoulder of one of the Mecs I was bringing along, just in case the Exodites do anything stupid. "Don't be afraid. We'll be fine."
"Your funeral…" I whispered back as the craft took off and slowly inched towards the portal. My ship made contact with the disc and suddenly…we were traveling to another dimension.
A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are ohgodmynavigationsystemsjustwenthaywire.
The altimeter put me somewhere around the exosphere. The pressure gauge was convinced we were twenty-thousand leagues under the sea. The compass was doing cartwheels and the radar system just committed seppuku. Also, I could swear that I heard the sound of some asshole laughing in the distance.
Looking outside didn't help either. The disc that we entered through quickly shrunk and vanished, and I couldn't tell if that was because the disc closed in or because we were already moving at ludicrous speed. The rainbow-colored walls shifted and meandered at will, making any sense of direction impossible to maintain. I couldn't even tell how far away the wall was from my craft.
Okay. Calm down. Good news: I still controlled the plane. Bad news: the universe I was in had a long-distance relationship with reality at best. That's fine. I'd just land the plane and recalibrate everything. Wait, which way is down? Down is still down, right? Couldn't be sure. Just had to look for the nearest piece of solid land. Where was solid land? There was no solid land. There was a rainbow, though. Could I land on the rainbow? Apparently, I could. Wonderful.
"Commander?" Taldeer asked.
"Please be patient. Reality.exe has crashed and needs to be rebooted."
"Already?" Curon groaned and made his way back to the cockpit. Crashing into the seat, he said: "Take off. I will guide you through."
"Uh, okay? Is that a good idea?"
"In case you haven't realized: I do not know how to pilot this vehicle. Now, take off and fly at cruising speed."
"Thunderhawks are both atmospheric and space faring craft. The concept of 'Cruising speed' is dependent on atmospheric composition, and I have no idea what that is because my instruments are on LSD!"
"Just fly the damn machine as you did on Kaurava III, you irritating pile of metal!"
Sighing, I took off and flew, hoping that our seemingly inevitable crash would only kill the jackass in the cockpit.
"Yes, good, now take the left path, about 40 degrees…right now…and down…and slightly to the right…hard left…no, other left…"
Our flight (or rather, the pathetic flailing that passed for flight) continued like this for about an hour. While I was busy following Curon's directions, I tried to make sense of this utterly bizarre dimension I found myself in. Thunderhawks (especially with the upgrades I've put in it) have incredible sensor systems and navigational computers, but even they couldn't make sense of all the data flooding in. There seemed to be some kind of consistent logic in the Webway, but I couldn't figure out the method to the madness. The various models and physical laws that governed the Webway seemed pretty similar to our own, but only for a few dozen meters beyond the craft's wingspan. After that, up became down, right became left, and two plus two equaled cheese.
Then it hit me: the Webway is a series of narrow wraithbone tunnels through the Warp. My sensors were getting faulty data because they were trying to look through the wraithbone structure. Of course, that wasn't going to work. If I limit data collection to just a tiny bubble around the Thunderhawk and assumed that 'up' was relative to the eye of the beholder, I could…there, I could navigate again. Sort of. I could even tell the rough shape of the tunnel we were in by measuring where the data stops making sense. It's…not ideal, but at least I wasn't going to crash into anything.
If, of course, I knew where I was going. If I couldn't see anything past fifty meters in front of me, I might as well be blind. Even if I could, the corridors looked like something out of a hippy's fever dream. There was just no way to tell where the tunnel lead to. Fortunately, we had Curon, who seemed to know the way, but really, someone ought to put some bloody signs around.
Speaking of which: where were we going, anyway? Yes, I knew the name of our destination, but I had no idea where Alnara was. The psychedelic vomit comet that was the Webway didn't help either. When things like distance and geometry stopped making sense, navigation became impossible and I became increasingly convinced that Curon was just randomly shouting directions and hoping for the best.
Maybe I should have brought a ball of string so I could find my way back. Or a trail of breadcrumbs. Ugh.
There was one datapoint I could measure, though. During the Scream, many of my ships that had been headed to Kaurava had been blown off course. One of them, a cruiser-sized vessel belonging to a new class of mobile factory/carrier I'd dubbed the Follower, had ended up inside some kind of hive city. The city wasn't all that interesting to me: your standard metal frame-work drenched in industrial waste and human misery, populated by a handful of frightened humanoids (whose houses I'd probably smashed into) and the occasional mutant horror. None of them had bothered me after finding out that ten meters of adamantian was too thick to get through, and I hadn't bothered them. The vessel itself had somehow ended up stuck inside the city, seemingly fused into the framework, leading me to suspect I somehow teleported into the city via fucking Warp magic rather than crashed like I'd originally thought. With the ship thoroughly stuck and seemingly beyond my reach, I more or less decided to leave it where it was. Now, though…
The distance between the ship and the Thunderhawk varied: anywhere from a thousand kilometers to two AU. It was as if they were two units on a map that constantly shifted and moved. That said, the distance wasn't that far on a cosmic scale. I was about 95% certain that the ship had ended up somewhere in the Webway. Specifically, somewhere in a hive city within the Webway.
That meant only one thing: my ship had ended up inside Commorragh, the city of the Dark Eldar.
But…How…Why…
My shock almost caused me to crash into a wall. Curon was quick to make his displeasure known while Taldeer cautiously climbed in the co-pilot's seat with a worried look on her face.
Fucking Commorragh. Home of the fucking Dark Eldar, the psychotiest psychos to ever psycho. Space pirates, slavers, and sadists all. A place filled to the brim with people who genuinely have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. If there ever was a location in the multiverse worthy of the title 'wretched hive of scum and villainy,' it would be that. Even fucking Gandhi would call in the cyclonic torpedoes on this bloody dumpster fire of a city.
How did that even happen? Of all the places in the galaxy that damn ship could end up in, why fucking Commorragh, the absolute worst place for a nice, innocent little robot like myself to be. Immediately, I fired up the self-destruct mechanism. If anything caught me, I'd be…
…I'd be…
I'd be killed? Tortured? How, exactly? I'm a robot, I don't have pain receptors and death is irrelevant.
Huh.
I canceled the self-destruct and started thinking. The Dark Eldar are terrible and evil, but are they really that scary to me? My bots don't feel pain. My bots don't feel fear. Most of the Eldar's best weapons and technology will be all but useless against me. In fact, I could probably count myself as the closest thing to a hard-counter to them, alongside the Necrons and maybe the Tyranids. The Eldar's main threat to me had always been in the form of their psychic powers…but the Dark Eldar didn't have psychic powers, if I remembered correctly. Which also means that their technology has to work on conventional scientific principles, rather than sorcery like their craftworld cousins…
My shiny-sense was tingling. The Dark Eldar were one of the most technologically advanced races in the galaxy and all I had to do to get my hands on their stuff was bludgeon my way through an army of pirate assholes whose evil could be quantified as Nazis times pedophiles to the power of the Unabomber. Moreover, I had a huge advantage in combat, simply because of my nature.
My enthusiasm was somewhat curbed when I realized that there was a potential spanner in the works: the Craftworld Eldar. While I doubt the two factions liked each other, they're still Eldar and the craftworlders might object to me butchering their kin, even if they're all a bunch of murderous assholes.
You know what, why don't I just ask? "Curon?"
"Yes? Take the left path here." The seer replied, irritably.
"Hypothetically, if I found a way to invade the dark city of Commorragh and subject all its citizens to an impromptu promethium bath, would you craftworlders be upset about it?"
Silently, Curon blinked. His mouth opened and closed, as if he was trying and failing to find the words to properly express what was going through his mind. Finally, he sighed deeply and it looked like something just snapped inside of him. "You know what, go ahead. Purge the alien, as you Mon-keigh are so fond of saying. You are already stapling rockets to a moon, how much stranger can things get? Now pay attention to the damn road and cease bothering me with these insane drabbles." He sighed again and rubbed his brow. "Farseer, could you…" He turned to Taldeer, who simply looked back with a look of quiet horror on her face. No words were exchanged between the two, but Curon knew exactly what she was thinking.
The seer slumped back in his seat. "Oh, gods."
Well, that's close enough for me. I couldn't help but chuckle as the Follower's factories sprang to life.
--
I know killing is wrong.
I know you're supposed to be better than the bad guys.
But Dark Eldar? I honestly can't see killing them as a crime. Or torturing them, for that matter. Or desecrating their corpses, or driving them completely nuts…
I mean, really, they're just terrible people pretty much without exception. I can't really think of anything good to say about them. Well, they have amazing shinies…once you get rid of all the spikes and retool them for efficiency rather than killing your victims as slowly as possible. It makes me wonder what they could have accomplished if they stopped being vicious murderous assholes for a few hundred years and start worrying about the preservation of the galaxy they've been raiding so gleefully.
God knows, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Basically, murdering them horribly and stealing all their stuff is a civil service and yes I'm sticking with that story.
So…halping?
I'm totally halping.
Threadmarks 34. What a Friendly and Open People
The exodites.
Ho boy, the exodites.
They're…a weird bunch. Dinosaur-riding Amish in space, essentially. Except they weren't really in space, since they didn't have starships and rarely, if ever, left the safety of their homeworlds. Considering the state of the galaxy at the time and the overrepresentation of the 'murderous cunt' demographic, I sort of understand why they'd prefer to stay on their maiden worlds and just ignore everyone else.
It's still a bad idea, though. You can ignore the galaxy all you want, but that doesn't mean the galaxy will ignore you in kind. If you want to survive in this fucking universe, you have to be willing and able to fight. It's half the reason I keep getting into these unpleasant situations: the eternal quest for more dakka to throw at the baddies. Sticking one's head in the sand only works so far. Hell, Alnara itself would probably have been destroyed centuries ago if it weren't for Biel-Tan's protection.
I wonder if the exodites appreciated the irony in those days, before the rather glaring flaw in their lifestyle made itself painfully clear.
--
At last, we arrived at our destination and the world started making sense again. Sensors returned to normal and I was no longer stuck in some kind of trippy, yellow submarine-esque rollercoaster ride masquerading as a galactic highway network.
Well, except for my units at Commorragh, but that was a different story.
Up I flew into the clear, blue sky, leaving the Webway gate, a handful of startled Eldar, and the rolling green countryside in my wake. This planet was truly beautiful. It looked like it had been excised straight from a Lord of the Rings movie, complete with steep cliffs, mountain chains, and miles and miles of green fields. New Zealand had nothing on Alnara.
Oh, and there were roaming packs of dinosaurs too. New Zealand definitely didn't have any of those.
"So," I asked my passengers "where do we go from here?"
"Due north. You should see the capital city in about twenty minutes." Curon said, sounding a little pained. "That is, if you're done enjoying yourself."
I performed a quick barrel role in response.
"Yes, very cute." The seer said, clutching his safety harness. "The city of Alnara should be easy to spot: it'll be the only permanent settlement on this side of the mountains."
"Must be a big city, then." I mused.
"Not exactly. The majority of the exodites live in small hunter-gatherer bands. Only a handful chose to live in cities: craftsmen, seers, leaders and infrastructure. Exodite cities rarely house more than a few thousand souls and each planet only a few dozen cities."
"And your cousin?"
"Lives outside, but we'll still need permission from the king to stay here. It would be…impolite to simply appear without warning."
As we flew north, I mostly enjoyed the view. Like every other kid of my generation, I loved dinosaurs and this planet was practically teeming with them. Massive herds of long-necked sauropods and stegadons roamed the planet, utterly oblivious to me. Following the herds were smaller, carnivorous dinosaurs, some ridden by Eldar, others wild. Speaking of Eldar, the planet was remarkably underpopulated. Like Curon said, there weren't many settlements, aside from the occasional cluster of tents or dinosaur mounted mobile homes. Occasionally we flew over small Eldar hunting parties, but they scattered immediately upon noticing me. Kind of a bummer, really. I was hoping I could watch them do their thing.
Then again, I was flying a Thunderhawk. It wouldn't surprise me if the poor bastards thought they were under attack.
Finally, just as Curon said, we arrived at our destination: a small motte-and-bailey on a hill.
Okay, that wasn't entirely fair. The 'city' (pretty sure 'town' was more appropriate) was a collection of medieval looking wooden huts surrounding a larger palace-like structure. The palace looked pretty nice, if somewhat austere when compared to the Gothic eyesores that graced Imperial worlds. I could see, even from up here, that the building was built with great care in mind, decorated with elaborate carvings of animals. The houses surrounding it were significantly smaller, but still homely. A bit dirty, here and there, but not the mud-and-shit covered hellhole that I was expecting from a society deliberately stuck in medieval stasis.
All in all, it looked like the city of Edoras come to life…but with dinosaurs.
I was distracted from my musings by a dozen errant target locks. Scanning, I looked for the culprits. Then I saw it: brightlance platforms located on top of the palisade surrounding the city.
"Curon, please tell your exodite friends to stand down." I asked politely. "Before they start putting holes in the ship…"
The seer grunted and rubbed his forehead, probably sending messages telepathically.
"You did warn them of our arrival, didn't you?" Taldeer asked.
"Of course, I did! I even told them we'd arrive in a human craft." Curon shot back. "How was I supposed to know that these exodite hicks know what a Thunderhawk looks like?"
Let me reiterate: Eldar are racist dicks. Even to each other, apparently.
Though, to be fair, I'd been thinking the same thing.
Taldeer muttered something under her breath (that probably translated as 'bloody idiots', or something) and sank back into her seat.
"We are cleared to land." Curon finally said. "Fly to the large, stone circle near the main gate."
I did as instructed, flying as slowly and carefully as I could so I wouldn't spook the locals any further. Despite my best efforts, the number of target locks didn't decrease. Truly, these are a friendly and open people.
The second I landed, Eldar crawled out of the woodwork, all of them fully armored and armed with rifle-like weaponry. Rifles made from wraithbone, if I'm not mistaken. Probably hand-me-downs from the craftworlds. Also, more brightlances aimed at my ship. More than enough firepower to overcome my rather meager squad of killbots. Then, I remembered that we weren't here to fight. No need to get twitchy. No need to do anything stupid and get people killed.
"Right, we're here." I said with a sigh. "The natives look very happy to see us."
With a frown, Curon stood and helped Taldeer from her seat. Together, they walked to the ramp, mentally preparing themselves to disembark. Taldeer, in particular, looked uneasy. I took one of the bots and walked behind them, patting her on the shoulder and hoping to offer some semblance of comfort. It didn't seem to work.
I lowered the ramp. The Eldar outside raised their rifles but didn't open fire. Slowly, Curon and Taldeer walked out of the craft. Curon stood tall, glaring down the exodites with an air of arrogance and superiority usually reserved for the likes of Sergeant Kirnov. Taldeer, however… she seemed to wilt under the glares, burying herself in her hood and slowing her pace. If I hadn't stood behind her, she'd probably run back inside, away from the stares she was undoubtedly getting. Even if I couldn't see a change in the Eldar's posture, they were probably thinking it and I doubt Taldeer would miss it.
Like I said: what a friendly and open people.
The riflemen parted and the biggest Eldar I have even seen walked towards us. He was a head taller than even the tallest Eldar, broad shouldered, and had arm muscles that looked like towing cables. Unlike the other exodites, who were clad in leather or metal armor, this one wore a heavily decorated suit of wraithbone. Slung over his back was a wraithbone sword big enough to not look out of place on a Space Marine. He wasn't wearing a helmet, so we all got a good look at his scarred face and the cold glare he was leveling at us.
"I was told to expect the arrival of a Farseer." The giant growled at Curon. "And here you are, in the company of human soldiers/rabble and a freak/mutant."
The man had spoken a single sentence, but I already knew exactly what I needed to know: He was a dick. Then again, he was an Eldar.
"That freak/mutant is a Farseer of the Damned, First Sword of Alnara. It would be proper/courteous to show her the respect she deserves." To his credit, Curon's voice remained level and strong.
The First Sword squinted, his face contorting into an expression I couldn't quite identify. "Damned she is, indeed." Also, he had no manners. "The King has ordered me to take/accompany you to him. My duty, however, is to his safety/longevity and that of this world, regardless of his wishes." He took a step forward, using his superior size to lord over Curon. "I do not know what dread sorceries your friend has dabbled in, but we will have none of that here."
"That is not for a First Sword to decide." Curon snarled. "Now, would you kindly take us to your lord so we may exchange pleasantries and perform the tasks that duty/honor demands?"
The giant snorted dismissively, before motioning us to come. As I moved to follow, he pointed at me and said: "The Mon-Keigh stays here."
I looked to Curon. The seer frowned, but eventually relented. "Of course. He is only the pilot, after all." He turned to me and said: "He wants you to stay here, Commander."
"You sure?" I asked, glancing towards Taldeer, who looked like she was moments away from bursting into tears. I gave her a pat on the shoulder, which only caused her to turn to me with a shamed look on her face and shrink even more.
This whole exodite thing is starting to sound like an increasingly bad idea.
"Yes, I am. Please…don't do anything. Just stay where you are." He took three steps before turning around. "And for the love of Isha, do not try to spy on these people. You will get us killed."
I snorted. Pointy-eared bastard. As if I'd let myself get spotted by a bunch of medieval space-Amish.
Not that there was much for me to spy on anyway. From what I'd seen so far, these people were stuck in medieval stasis. What little advanced technology they did have looked like the typical Eldar magitech bullshit, and therefore useless to me. Aside from sightseeing and gawking at the natives, there really wasn't much to do. I could activate the bugs hidden in Curon's clothing and see what's going on, but that carried risks of its own. If the Exodites somehow did have the tech to detect the bugs and thought we were spying on them, they could do something stupid. I had troops and an armed gunship, but I didn't like my odds, being surrounded by brightlance platforms. Besides, we weren't here to fight; we were here to get Taldeer the medical care she needed.
In short, I had to trust them and hoped the Eldar were less dickish to each other than they were to me. So, all I could do now was wait.
An hour later, the First Sword returned, alone. "Follow." He commanded. Though, with his accent, it sounded more like 'foh-loh'.
I tilted my head. "Where's Curon? Where's Taldeer?"
He grumbled, looking annoyed. Like I was an extremely stupid dog that refused to sit when ordered. "Follow! Foh-low!"
Clearly, this guy didn't speak any human language, or at least not well enough to hold a conversation and explain himself. Wonderful. Guess I might as well follow him. It's not like he could hurt me, after all.
I took one step and he stopped me, frowning. "No gun!" He shouted, pointing at my lasgun. Okay then. I tossed it to the nearest exodite, who caught the massive weapon with a grunt, taking a few steps back in the process.
I shrugged and followed the First Sword like he asked. Immediately, two of the Exodite soldiers took up position behind me with their weapons aimed in my direction. I started to feel more like a prisoner being led to the gallows than a guest. "Blasted/Cursed Mon-Keigh." The First Sword said. "What the king wants with you is beyond me." Well, fuck you too, you knife eared bastard. Glad to see you're just as much of an asshole as your craftworld friends. It's always nice to have some certainties in life.
As we marched through the city, I finally got a good look at the perpetual renaissance faire that was Alnara's capital city. The first thing that struck me is that the city is too clean. I've been to reconstructions of medieval villages and they're always muddy hellholes paved in excrement. Not here. The streets were clean, the houses were well maintained, everyone was happily working, and the whole place looked…fake. A Disney movie come to life. It disturbed me more than my less-than-hospitable treatment by the soldiers.
Then people started to notice me. Immediately, they stopped what they were doing and started to stare. Some looked confused. Others angry and hateful. Most, however, looked deathly afraid of me. Except for the children. They started in wonder and excitement, giggling and pointing fingers at me until they were herded back inside by their parents. Not what I would call a warm welcome.
Then again, the only aliens these people ever see are those trying to invade them. It's not that surprising that they aren't welcoming me with open arms. At the end of the day, it didn't really matter either. I was leaving soon anyway, and then I'd probably never see them again.
"So…do any of you speak English or are you just ignoring me?" I said, trying to start a conversation. Neither the First Sword or the guards spoke a word. "Ooookay…How about Dutch? Nederlands? Spreekt een van jullie Nederlands? Sprechen sie Deutsch? Parlez-vous Française? Habla Espanol?" No reply. "Seriously, throw me a bone here, I'm running out of dead human languages."
What a friendly and open people.
After an extremely awkward march, we finally arrived at the palace. We ran into Curon, who was talking with a woman that I could only assume was his crazy Exodite cousin. A cousin who looked furious, for some reason, which made me really wonder how the meeting between Taldeer, Curon, and the king went. The seer looked at me in surprise, before shooting me a glare that spoke: 'for the love of God, don't do anything stupid'. I gave him an innocent thumbs-up, causing the poor Eldar to sigh deeply. Geez, I'm not that bad.
"Foh-loh!" The First Sword barked. Yes, yes, I'm foh-loh-ing, you space-Amish cosplay reject.
The first sword led me inside, where an army of soldiers, servants, and courtiers awaited me. As soon as they saw me, they made themselves scarce. From there, I was led into a large, central hall. It was a (relatively) massive open space, supported by large, wooden pillars that were decorated with images of lizards and dragons. Skulls were also prevalent, although they were dinosaur skulls rather than the human ones you'd see in an Imperial building. The room itself was empty, safe for a handful of guards armed with ceremonial spears and, at the far end, the king himself.
The King looked at me inquisitively as I approached his throne. He looked quite average, with graying hair and a weathered face from a life living outdoors. His clothes weren't that impressive either: a leather tunic with golden embroidery and a knife on his belt. On his head rested a golden diadem, decorated with the same symbol that I'd seen on some of the banners that decorated the palace wall.
He was…not what I expected.
I thought I would be meeting Elrond of Rivendell. Instead, I got a pointy-eared Théoden Horsemaster.
For a while, we simply looked at each other, awkwardly. Well, awkwardly for me. He was royalty, or something close to it, but I had no idea if there was some kind of protocol I was supposed to be adhering to. Curon hadn't said anything and the First Sword didn't seem to speak Gothic.
Which was kind of a problem. Historically, feudal lords can and have cut the heads off commoners who forgot their place and didn't speak with the proper deference. For all I know, I could have already offended him and he was now thinking about which axe he'd use for my beheading. Granted, that wouldn't exactly shut me up, but it'd still be annoying. I didn't want to offend anyone if I could avoid it.
Especially because Taldeer and Curon didn't share my functional immortality.
Finally, the king spoke. "A purple-skinned Farseer, a talking machine, and an arrogant fool walk into a palace…" He said, in accented but capable Gothic. "It seems like the set-up of a childish joke. And yet, here we are.
"I will be blunt: I do not like surprises and I do not like being misinformed. Nor, for that matter, do I appreciate being used as a pawn in a Craftworlder's game." Despite his level tone, I could feel an undercurrent of resentment in his words. "I will have an explanation. You will provide it to me."
Oookay. That's…a wonderful start. At least my head's still on my shoulders.
"Um…what exactly did Curon tell you…Your Grace?" I tried to bow a little, before giving up on guessing the protocol. If it was that important to him, someone would have given me bowing lessons by now. "Taldeer needs healing, as you've probably noticed already. Alnara was the best place to get that healing. I was led to believe that Curon cleared that with your people before we left."
"He neglected to mention that your Farseer has suffered from a daemonic possession!" The king growled, this time sounding genuinely pissed off. "Nor did he mention anything about you. Imagine my surprise when, at the appointed hour, a human craft appears with no colors or heraldry, carrying two Eldar and a squad of things that my men swear are the legendary human Space Marines." He shook his head. "As I said, I do not like surprises. Are you and your men alone, or are there more of you?"
"Yes." Immediately, I bit my metaphorical tongue. Now is not the time for a mathematician's answer. His apparent hostility seemed to be directed at the situation as a whole, not at me personally. No need to give him a reason to change that. "I'm not a Space Marine. The droids are all a part of me, and there are significantly more than just what's in the Thunderhawk."
He narrowed his eyes. "Is that a threat?"
I gritted my teeth. The king's attitude was getting on my nerves. "You asked a question, Your Grace. I answered it. I don't want your damn planet. It's full of trees, and dinosaurs, and pointy-eared wizards who're trying to use me for their own ends. You can have it. The galaxy is big enough for the both of us."
"It is, but that has not stopped the Mon-Keigh from attacking this world before. The last time that happened, I had to invoke my world's pact with Biel-Tan, and it did not end well for the humans."
"I'm not human. But you already knew that before I got here, didn't you?" I took a step forward. Immediately, the First Sword stepped towards me, menacingly. The king waved him of. "It wasn't Curon that told you, or you wouldn't be so angry with him." I pondered for a moment. How many people knew I existed? A lot, of course, but the majority wouldn't have bothered to inform the king of some backwater exodite planet. Unless… "I suppose this is the part where a Farseer comes crawling out of the woodwork."
"She won't, though I suspect she will attempt to ambush you when you leave."
She? "It's Caerys, isn't it? I wondered where she'd gone off to…"
"Bothering me, apparently." The king replied, bluntly. "She seems quite convinced that you will create some kind of machine-worshipping cult amongst my people…"
"So I've heard. I'm not sure why anyone'd think that. I've never been fond of religion."
"She also seems to think that there is a possibility you are in league with the Ruinous Powers and demanded that Taldeer be returned to Ulthwé."
She…what? Did Caerys honestly think I'd fall to Chaos?
Except…except I very nearly did. The daemon had me dancing to its tune. I had fallen completely under its sway. If the Atropos Device hadn't worked…
Stop.
Stop thinking about bad things. That way lies madness.
"Well, I didn't. I know exactly what Chaos is and it terrifies me. I've gone through great lengths and killed a lot of very bad people to make sure it couldn't get to me." Glassing the Deimos Peninsula and everyone on it, taking out the Scientia est Potentia and everyone onboard, blowing up a planet and two moons in Kaurava…so far…
"Your propensity to butcher that which frightens you does not put me at ease…"
"Look, if I had fallen, I wouldn't have handed over Taldeer. I'd still be back on my ship, trying to find a way to give one of these robots working genitals so I could fuck her brains out in the name of the Dark Prince."
He looked at me, practically stunned. "You are…remarkably crass."
Oh…yeah, I was. I didn't know anything about protocols, but the phrase 'fuck her brains out' was probably verboten. "Uh…Sorry?"
"No, no, this is acceptable. I tire of clever men who dance around important issues like over-stimulated harlequins. Farseers have turned circumlocutory into an artform, and your friend Curon is little better. They always seek to ply as much information out of you while offering as little as possible in return. As if knowledge somehow uses value if shared with your supposed allies. As if knowing too much is somehow worse than knowing to little. Leave it to a human to appreciate the value of curt, direct language."
Seriously, what the hell did Curon say? Better yet, what didn't he say?
The king leaned forward, his eyes boring into me. "Tell me, good machine, was Taldeer injured when a great psychic scream tore across the Warp? Is the Great Beacon of Terra, the Astronomican, still visible from where you are?"
"Yes to the first, no to the second…" I answered. Then the implication hit me. "You got hit by the Scream too."
"Yes, we have."
"But that means…wait, where exactly is here? Just tell me the Segmentum, I don't need to know the exact location, just…"
"The humans call this region 'Segmentum Tempestus'."
Segmentum Tempestus…that's the 'southern' part of the galaxy. Kaurava and my holdings were in eastern fringe of the galaxy. Which meant… "The Scream covered an area at least half the galaxy in size…or it's galaxy-wide."
"An astute assessment."
"It also means that the Astronomican probably hasn't been blotted out by a large but temporary Warp storm. It means that the Astronomican itself is gone."
"That was my conclusion as well."
"Fuck!"
"Fuck, indeed."
"No, seriously, do you have any idea how fucked the galaxy is?" I blurted out in a panic. The First Sword twitched, but the King raised his hand, stopping him. "No Astronomican means no reliable FTL travel, at least for the Imperium. It means thousands of hive-worlds starving, fleets not getting where they need to, manufactora running out of resources…This could literally kill the Imperium, and if they go, who's going to stop Chaos, and the Tyranids, and the Orks, and…"
"We know." The king said, cutting me off. "The plight of the Imperium is known to us, as are the consequences of its collapse. I only wanted to confirm what I already feared. My craftworld kin seemed…reluctant to share this information. They seemed more intent on simply reassuring that everything will be all right rather than informing me of the coming storm. I appreciate your candor in this matter."
Slowly, I forced myself to calm down. The Astronomican was gone, yes, but…fuck, fuck, fuck! How the hell did that happen, anyway? 40k still has decades of story left to go through. Why was everything suddenly falling apart? The only difference between this timeline and the canon one was me, but I haven't done all that much aside from beating up the Blood Ravens and scaring people. I've jossed the Dawn of War franchise, but I hadn't done anything that could've butterflied into the actual fucking apocalypse.
Right?
No. Peace and calm. I couldn't change what was happening on Terra. Panicking doesn't help. "Right, yes. I…apologize for going on a rant."
"Apologies accepted." The king replied. "Now, there is one more thing: Taldeer. Why is she with you?"
Regaining some measure of control over myself I said: "She wants me to kill Necrons. I want to loot tomb worlds for their technology and find a way to drill a hole to another universe. It's a…mutually beneficial arrangement."
"Do you trust her?"
"I'm not sure if I can trust anybody around here, but at least we both want more or less the same thing. Let's just say I don't want to see her hurt. Kind off the reason why we flew half-way across the galaxy to get here: we were hoping you could…fix whatever happened to her."
There was a small change in the king's expression. Pity, maybe? "We will certainly try."
"What about you, uh…Your Grace?" I asked back. "I'm actually a little surprised you haven't kicked us off the planet yet, what with Curon underselling Taldeer's injuries."
"Solidarity, for the most part." He shrugged. "A few days of my healers' time is a small price for the life of a fellow Eldar. Taldeer may be a craftworlder, but she is still our kin and we do not abandon our own to the Ruinous Powers. Besides, Farseers are wise and powerful psykers, often used as teachers on the craftworlds. If she is up for it, I would like her to teach a few of our own seers. If nothing else, she will be a clear and graphic reminder that no psyker, no matter how powerful or well-trained, is ever truly safe from the predations of the Warp." The king smiled softly. "You actually worry about her…"
Do I? Well, kind off, I suppose. "I…guess I don't have a lot of people in my life right now. I mean, sure, she's a bitch, but she's our bitch and…and that phrasing has horrible connotations…"
Suddenly, the king burst into laughter. "Yes, you will do nicely." He kept snickering for a while, leaving me to wonder what he meant by that. "I have learned what I wanted from you. You may leave. Taldeer may remain here until she has been healed."
"And…Caerys?"
"There is only one person who gets to decide where Taldeer goes once she is well enough to travel again, and that is Taldeer herself. Not you, not me, and certainly not Caerys. Gods forbid, I have heard enough of her hysterics for one lifetime."
Wait, just like that? That was…a little abrupt, and…no, I should just go. I'd left the king in somewhat of a good mood and Eldar are known to be mercurial. Better not outstay my welcome. "Thank you, Your Grace." I bowed politely and left.
"One more thing." The king shouted after me. "If you do see Caerys…when you run into her, I would appreciate it if you didn't kill her. It would be…inconvenient."
The First Sword bumped into me. Right, I had to go back to my ship. Taldeer might have been kin, but I certainly wasn't.
As we stepped outside, we, just as the king predicted, ran into Farseer Caerys.
She looked no different than the last time I saw her: standard Farseer armor, mop of red hair. She did look a lot more cautious, though. Gone was the typical Farseer arrogance, and in its place was…concern? Fear? It was hard to tell, what with her failing attempt to appear as regal and in control as possible.
She stepped towards me, one foot at a time, backed by two Dire Avengers who had their guns trained on me at all times. The Farseer didn't speak. She simply lifted her hand and scowled, looking through me.
"It's…clean/untainted." She said, sounding confused and disappointed. "How is this possible? My visions, it should have been…"
"I'm standing right here, you know. It's kind of rude to talk to people like they aren't there."
Her eyes shot up at me, and she frowned. "Why are you here?"
"To drop off your colleague. She needed a vacation and I'm the designated driver." I shot back. "You sound disappointed about something."
"You stand on a maiden world. It is not meant for the likes of you."
"Good thing I was just leaving then. As soon as Curon's done chatting with his hippy cousin, anyway."
"And you expect me to believe that?" The Farseer asked, incredulously. She actually looked insulted. As if suggesting that I was doing this out of the goodness of my heart was an insult to her intelligence.
Which, considering the neighborhood, was a forgivable mistake to make.
I shrugged. "What do you want me to say? Taldeer's hurt and this place has the people that can make her better, or so I'm told, so taking her here is the right thing to do. Does there have to be another reason?"
"Of course, there is. Your kind does not care for morality or altruism. You are incapable of it."
Project, much?
"Yeah, and apparently I'm supposed to be a genocidal maniac too. Guess I don't fit the stereotype." I leaned in, slightly. "That pisses you off, doesn't it? That I don't fit your nice, little model of the universe?"
Her silence and her murderous glare told me everything I needed to know.
"Speaking of dickish behavior…" I asked. "Why did you ditch us? If you had enough time to evacuate your base on Kaurava III, you had enough time to send Taldeer a telepathic message and tell her what was coming. Would have been nice, you know."
"I do not need to explain myself to you." She said in a suspiciously hostile tone.
She sounded suspicious. No, not suspicious, defensive. Her posture definitely confirmed that: shoulders slightly pulled in, hands itching towards the shuriken pistol on her belt. I would have put it on normal fear of AI (and the whole 'fated to enslave the Eldar race' thing), but somehow that didn't fit. A gut feeling, maybe.
There was something wrong with Caerys's visit, and I couldn't put my finger on what.
Fortunately, Curon had finally found me. "Oh, hi Curon." I said to the seer, pulling him into the conversation. "We were just talking about how she left us to get eaten by Sla…She Who Thirsts. Turns out, we actually got away this time. Isn't that wonderful?"
"Is it always this irritating?" Caerys said.
"Yes, but he does raise an interesting question, my lady." Curon answered. "Taldeer was sleeping, the day of the Scream, and only awoke a few minutes/cycles/time units before it struck. You learned of it sooner. You must have, for even an Eldar warhost would not have been able to evacuate quickly enough to avoid the Scream's effect with so little warning. Moreover, the fact that you are here, scrying the Commander for Chaos Taint suggests that you must have known what would happen to Taldeer beforehand. Why did you not warn us?"
The Farseer stayed quiet for a while.
Too long for Curon's patience. "My lady, Taldeer almost died/experienced oblivion because she was in the middle of her Dreaming ritual when the Scream struck. You could have warned us. You should have warned us. Why didn't you?"
"It was the best course of action."
Curon blinked. His mouth opened and closed like a fish. After a minute of sputtering, he found his decorum again. "In what universe/future/plane of existence? If you had seen the Scream before it hit, you must have seen Taldeer's possession. You must have known the machines were moments away from falling to the Ruinous Powers. If you had seen the Scream when you did, you could not have missed what was to follow."
"Nevertheless, it was the best course of action. Taldeer does yet live, does she now?"
The seer started grinding his teeth. "Thanks to the machine creating a contraption/weapon that literally unravels/silences sorcery by creating shadows in the Warp! A device whose effects you couldn't have predicted because it unravels the stands of fate by design. You couldn't have seen this outcome. No one could." Slowly, one of the dire Avengers turned his gun on him, but Curon didn't seem to care.
"I am a Farseer. My nature grants me sight beyond yours."
"Grynix waste/organs/genitals!" He hissed. Both Dire Avengers now had their guns aimed at the seer. Curon stepped back and took a deep breath. "When the Scream struck, I and my two fellow seers had the clearest vision of our path burned into our brains. We saw…precisely what happened when the most terrible weapon the Mon-Keigh have ever devised falls into the hands of She Who Thirsts. At that moment, that was Fate. At that moment, the commander was supposed to fall and by the time we would have regained consciousness… But it didn't. Fate was denied. Broken/shattered. I do not know how the Commander did it. I do not think he knows how he did it. But it happened: a vision that should have come true did not. But you could not have known that. Your vision must have been the same as ours. The information you had should have led you to conclude that the machines would be corrupted…and yet you did nothing."
The woman sneered. "You should know better than to question/doubt me on matters such as these. Our paths are long and branching and there is much about our craft that you do not understand. Even a destiny that seems like madness at first glance could yet have a positive outcome."
"Did you want him to fall to Chaos?!"
"I want it destroyed, but if I cannot have that…At least a servant of Ruin is predictable and self-destructive. It was not the path I'd have preferred, but it is better fate than most. If nothing else, it would have galvanized the Council into action, rather than entertain this…foolish/moronic attempt to have it fight our battles for us. Whatever leash Taldeer has, the machine will slip free eventually. Better it does so on our terms than on its own."
Time slowed. I blinked. All operations ceased. Every bot across thirteen different systems stopped what they were doing. Every digital process was canceled and repurposed to process what the fuck that bitch just said.
Curon's train of logic had taken a few weird jumps, but that didn't change the end result. Considering what Caerys had said and how she'd been acting, I came to one conclusion: she wanted me to fall to Chaos. She was surprised and confused because she was expecting me to do that and I didn't. She had been hoping that I'd fall so that… 'A servant of Ruin is predictable', implying that I'm unpredictable. 'A servant of Ruin is self-destructive', implying that me not dying is a problem. She…
She wanted me to fall to Chaos so I'd be easier to kill, or so that it'd be easier to convince others to take up arms against me.
And she was willing subject four Eldar to eternal damnation to make it happen.
No, she wouldn't, right? That's just paranoia talking. Surely Caerys wouldn't…
Fuck, she totally would.
A small part of me noticed that Curon had come to that conclusion roughly around the same time I did. He went very still for a moment, then trembled with rage. The rest of me, however, was alternating between terror, apoplectic fury, and a cold, simmering anger. Caerys had become a threat. A threat to me. A threat to everyone around me. A threat to my…to the idiots on my ship. My feelings of frustration, helplessness, and general malaise of the past few days came to me at once and found their outlet in the form of the redhaired bitch in front of me. The automated processes that dictated most of my bots' combat behavior activated, causing the bot to reach for her neck and eliminate the threat.
No, a more rational part of me noted. Not here. Not like this.
I reached slightly lower, grabbing her by the collar and pulling her close. I pulled her up to eye level, leaving her feet to dangle a few inches above the ground. Curon looked at me with confusion and shock, while the guards, both craftworld and exodite, leveled their weapons at me. All, except the First Sword.
I didn't care. I had something to say to the witch. They could try to shoot me afterwards for all I care.
"Caerys," I began, speaking in my best Eldar "you truly are a living embodiment of the worst aspects of your species."
Her eyes widened. "You…how…"
I tightened my grip, just a little. "Your kind is truly cursed: too clever for your own good, not as clever as you think you are, and far too arrogant to notice. Too arrogant to see the folly in thinking you can bend the Ruinous Powers to your will. Your ancestors thought that, and they doomed the galaxy with their hedonism. The Emperor of Mankind thought that, and where is he, now? Dead, damned, and beyond all hope of salvation, because they thought themselves infallible. The universe has a way of punishing such hubris and yet the next generation of fools keep making the same. Damn. Mistakes." I shook my head. "I could give you advice, but I know you will not listen. I could snap your neck, but another will take your place. Instead, I will say this: You will not interfere in my affairs any longer. I will find a way out of this wretched universe and I will not have you stop me." I pulled her in, growling: "And you will not touch Taldeer. Of all your wretched kind, she was the only one who saw the battle for what it is and knew that maintaining the status quo was untenable. Such wisdom is wasted on the likes of you. If I find out she has been taken back to Ulthwé against her will, I will have to pay your craftworld a visit to ask why. And I will not be as polite as I am now."
I dropped the Farseer on the ground. She heaved and coughed, crawling away from me, her face locked in an expression of horror. "You…" She hissed. "I will not let you destroy us, or twist us, or…"
"If I wanted you dead," I interrupted "all I needed to do was wait. Attacking you gains me nothing and if you are a prime example of your people's leadership, then your extinction is only a matter of time. You have nothing I need, and your own leadership is causing more harm to the Eldar than I ever could. You had nothing to fear from me."
I turned around and walked away. Caerys scrambled to her feet, shooting a hateful glare at Curon. The seer, for his part, stood still, looking utterly confused. His mouth opened and closed, and he made jittery hand gestures, as if he was trying to say something, but kept changing his mind halfway through. Finally, he settled on following me.
As did the First Sword, who snorted in amusement.
"That was…an interesting experience." Curon said. I guess that's one way of putting it. "So…you speak our language."
"You don't sound surprised." I answered. Our exodite guards hurried up behind us and they didn't even shoot me in the back. "Upset?"
"The Eldar lexicon is not some military-grade cypher, Commander. It was only a matter of time before you learned it. My only real surprise is that you have succeeded so quickly." He rubbed his chin. "Clearly, this is Orkanis' fault. Or the Necron's. I suspect either would teach you, if only to annoy the rest of us."
"And I can't have figured it out myself?" I shot back, feeling a little annoyed. I mean, yes, it was true, but I worked really hard on that translator.
"When it isn't Eldarized Gothic, your accent and word choice are rather archaic. More like the ancients, then like ours." We made our way outside the city. Curon looked at the Thunderhawk and sighed. "If I am upset, it would be because you grabbed a Farseer by the throat and accused her of driving the Eldar race to extinction."
Ah, yeah. That…wasn't the smartest decision I'd ever made. "To be fair, I'm not wrong. And she was kind of a bitch. And was totally fine with feeding us to Slaanesh."
The seer looked pained. "That is…"
"Did nothing while a daemonette almost at our souls." I quickly corrected. "Only slightly less bad. Just…fuck her. Fuck her meddling and her high-functioning sociopathy. We're all in this together, yet we're fighting each other as much as we're fighting Chaos. I mean, is it any surprise that the fuckers are winning at everything?"
Curon said nothing.
"Is she going to be okay?" I asked, referring to Taldeer.
"I don't know. I hope…I hope our exodite kin can help, but…" He sighed. His shoulders sagged. "I don't know."
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Caerys…
Poor, stupid, murderous bitch. The woman thought she had it all figured out. Thought she knew me, knew Taldeer…
Yes, I know I wasn't very nice, but putting a smug bitch like that in her place just felt too good. Even if it meant giving away a useful advantage. She really had no clue and the look on her face was priceless.
I know, I'm petty, but I needed that, then. Venting, I guess.
Heh. Almost makes me wish I could bring her here. If she'd known about this, known about you…
Her head would've exploded.
Threadmarks 35. And Then, He Threw a Moon at It
Vance Stubbs
"And then, he threw a moon at it." The lieutenant said, concluding his report on the past few weeks with an uncharacteristically unprofessional remark.
Vance Stubbs couldn't bring himself to criticize the poor lad for it. Why, he had been eying the bottle himself. Kaurava…Kaurava was supposed to be an easy posting, at least for the first few years. He was supposed to whip the garrison regiment into shape until it could be sent into battle to push back the ever-encroaching Tau. A simple way to climb up the ladder of the Astra Militarum.
Then the Warp Storm hit.
And the Tau.
And the Orks.
And the Necrons.
And the Sisters of Battle.
And the damn machine.
And the second Warp Storm.
And…
"Thank you, lieutenant, that will be all." The general ordered, waiting for the junior officer to leave before sinking back into his seat. He then turned to his senior advisers: his Lord-Commissar, the chief administrator of Kaurava I, and the head techpriest.
The last one had been a particular head-ache, ever since his 'alliance' that mechanical, moon-lobbing idiot. Yes, agreeing to the alliance wasn't the best move of Stubbs's career, but he genuinely had no other option. The Imperial Guard had less than a fifth of its original fighting strength, was under attack by every enemy the Imperium had, and risked execution for a crime they had no part in. He needed a victory, and he needed it now.
So, he made the bargain, and…and what a Faustian bargain it turned out to be.
At least the machine hadn't blown up his men by accident. Yet. It had left them trapped on an exploding planet for a while, so that would probably count as 'blowing up'.
Shaking his head, the general asked: "How are the men?"
"In good spirits, given the circumstances." The commissar said. "We've been able to play off our retreat from Kaurava IV as a heretic ploy that backfired. Since we're alive and they probably aren't…"
"Assuming that the machine isn't responsible for the Scream." The Techpriest grumbled.
The commissar shook his head. "For once, I do not think it is. It could have left us to die but it didn't. The Scream seemed to surprise it as much as it surprised us."
"Or that is what it wants you to think. Perhaps it wants us to feel indebted to it. Perhaps it wants to insert itself into the Imperial command structure, using the rising star of a general to infiltrate our ranks."
Stubbs's advisers looked at him, searching for answers or a defense. "I will not pretend that the thought hasn't occurred to me." He said, rubbing his brow. That damned machine. Too powerful to order around, too dangerous to alienate, too useful to get rid of.
And without Astropaths or a visible Astronomican, the reinforcements that were promised to him would probably never arrive.
He was stuck. Stuck with an alliance he probably should never have made but couldn't afford to betray. Not now…possibly not ever. His career, his very life, was now in the hands of a mechanism that appeared moments away from rampancy.
"Well, I hope it is aware of the sheer amount of paperwork involved in the unsanctioned demolition of three celestial bodies!" The administrator snarled. "I am going to be filling out paperwork for this for the rest of the year!"
There are forms for…never mind, of course there were.
First Sword of Alnara
"And then, he threw a moon at it." The scout said with a flailing gesture that spoke of disbelief, even though the poor ranger had seen the launch of Irridune with his own eyes. It was a breach in protocol, the First Sword noted, but in this case, it was an acceptable one. The sheer power that the Man of Iron possessed was not the sort of thing that one should mince words over.
Unfortunately, the king of Alnara seemed less than impressed. He was tapping the sides of his throne, blatantly showing his irritation. Ever since Caerys had arrived with her entourage four days ago, the king's mood had been turning increasingly sour. The Farseer's progressively more impolite attempts to force him to return Farseer Taldeer to Ulthwé had been met with cutting and equally impolite remarks from his lord, who clearly had no desire to renege on his deal with the Machine. While the king had maintained a semblance of civility so far, his patience with Farseer Caerys had been running thin.
The First Sword wanted to do something, but he did not know what. On the one hand, it was not his place to interfere. On the other hand, it was painfully clear that this was going nowhere.
"I am sure you can now see the necessity of the Machine's destruction." Caerys said. "It has already developed the ability to destroy worlds and has the willingness to use such technology. We need to act, and I need Taldeer's knowledge to prevent a further catastrophe."
"Such as it being corrupted by the Ruinous Powers?" The king replied.
"I did not corrupt him, Your Grace."
"No, you simply chose not to save it or your own kin because their eternal damnation conveniently furthered your goals." The king took a sip of wine. "Tell me, honored Farseer, how will your noble colleagues react to your…antics. Even if you achieved everything you had hoped for, do you think they would see the wisdom in your actions?"
"They would." Caerys shot back. "And they would exile me regardless. I am fully aware what I've done. I am also aware of my people's laws and how they view those that manipulate others like I have. I had no intention of running from their judgement. If the horrific acts I have committed lead to the Machine's destruction, then I will gladly accept any punishment that the Seer Council deems fitting."
The First Sword sighed. If it had been anyone else saying it, he'd have deemed them utterly mad. Caerys, however, was a Farseer and this sort of behavior was part of the course. It wouldn't be the first time that a Farseer condemned several Eldar souls to oblivion for one reason or another, though most made sure that their insane plans would actually work before executing them. That, more than anything, would be what the Council would hold against her.
It was the harsh reality of the galaxy the Eldar lived in: everything was a currency to be spent, in the eyes of a Farseer. Resources, reputation…even lives and souls. Caerys had made a gamble and lost.
Caerys's words were answered with a slow clap from a hooded figure standing in the shadows. "Bravo, bravo!" Farseer Taldeer spoke. "Let us give a round of applause for the great Farseer Caerys, bravely and nobly sacrificing her reputation to hand over one of Mankind's deadliest war machines to the Prince of Pleasure. Truly, the Harlequins will sing of your name for what little time our wretched species has left."
"I did what was necessary." Caerys shot back, sounding quite confident. "If your thoughts were clear on the matter, you would have agreed as well. You would have understood that this was the best way to ensure the Machine never does any harm."
Taldeer laughed, mirthlessly. The sound made the First Sword's hair stand on end. "By feeding it to She-Who-Thirsts. Yes, surely, he will do no harm while attempting to please his new god. I am sure he would have become a benevolent kind of sadistic hedonist; the kind that subsists on hugs and adorable kittens and only occasionally tortures an innocent Eldar child to death." She sighed, leaning against a pillar. "But that is beside the point. Your lack of vision may have just cost us our best chance of stopping Rhana Dandra."
Suddenly, the court was silenced, left speechless by freak's words. Caerys was the first to find her tongue again. "You honestly think this thing can somehow stop the End of All Days? You think that a piece of talking metal that cannot ever perform the most basic of sorcery can prevent the total victory of Chaos? Truly you are utterly mad."
"Mad?" Taldeer replied. "No more than the rest of our kind. But, you are right, it is unlikely. In fact, I fully expect the good commander to fail. Even so, it was worth a try. After all, what could he possibly do that is worse than a victory for Chaos?"
The king leaned forward. "'Was'. You said that it 'was' worth a try."
The freak lowered her eyes. "My plan requires that the commander cooperates with us. That we, Eldar and machine, put aside our differences and work together to save the galaxy from the Ruinous Powers. Unfortunately, that is impossible unless there is trust." She turned to Caerys. "I didn't go to him just to give him information. I went to him as a mediator and a hostage. I went because I believed that if I could break through his suspicion of Farseers and earn his trust. Then you came along and proved every last one of his suspicions right.
"He will never trust a Farseer again. He might trust me but I doubt he will ever be able to look at one of us without wondering when the knife will come…again."
"You can't…"
"Enough!" The king interrupted. "The only thing that is certain here is that you are both utterly insane!"
In an instant, the hall was silent. The First Sword was gob smacked. Did the king really just say that? Yes, it was true and every Eldar alive knew it, but to just go out and say it for everyone to hear…
"I do not care what you were planning." The king hissed. "I do not care which of you is at fault. All I know is that you are both arrogant children, playing games with the lives of billions. I also know that my first duty is to this world and its people."
"My lord, if I may…" Caerys asked.
"You may not. The Machine was very clear, to both of us. I will not antagonize a sentient planet-killer for the sake of your damned schemes. If the Seer Council of Ulthwé wants Taldeer, then they can petition for it. Until then, I will remain true to the deal I brokered with the Machine and that is final!"
Silence reigned. The First Sword looked around, wondering who would be the first to dare speak. After a few tense moments, it seemed like the answer was no one. Caerys bowed politely and wordlessly, before turning around and storming out of the throne room. The king slumped back in his chair as the various nobles started to disperse.
Meanwhile, Taldeer stood in the middle of the room, looking lost and confused. The First Sword tapped her on the shoulder and motioned her to follow.
"Come." He said. It would probably be for the best if he escorted her back to her chambers.
The two walked in silence through the crowd of courtiers. There were a few stares and whispers (which the First Sword quickly silenced with a glare), but the attention was significantly less than yesterday. A small mercy for the woman at his side.
Not that Taldeer seemed to appreciate it. She still buried herself in her hood, as if that was going to hide the taint clinging to her soul like a bad smell. Her willingness to seek out treatment and agree to anything the healer wanted to try was a point in her favor, but that didn't change the fact that she made a mistake and was now making everyone's life difficult trying to fix it.
And yet, it was hard not to feel a little sorry for her. Alnara had good healers, but that didn't mean their solutions were painless. The First Sword could still hear Taldeer's muffled screams ringing in his ears as the healers psionically molded her facial features back into place. Of course, that still left her skin, her ridiculously long ears, and a host of other problems, several of which might not even be entirely fixable, if the rumors were to be believed.
At least her face didn't look like some horrific painting anymore.
As they were walking outside, Taldeer broke the silence. "His Grace really doesn't like Farseers, doesn't he?"
"A master of the obvious, truly you are…" The First Sword muttered. "He has good reasons. We all do."
The Farseer looked at him inquisitively, clearly hoping he'd continue.
Ah, he might as well tell her. "Six hundred years ago, a group of humans found our planet and thought Alnara would make a fine colony. Thinking that we were nothing more than primitives, they invaded. When their colonization fleet arrived, we invoked our pact with Biel-Tan, who sent a fleet led by one of their precious Farseers to help us."
"I assume the defense did not go well…"
"His Grace, who was but a prince at the time, wanted to take it slow. He wanted to disrupt the fledgling colony with a guerilla attacks; destroying farms, poisoning wells, blowing up supply depos. In short, he wanted make colonization impossible until the humans had no choice but to leave. Then, once the humans realized that the colony would never get off the ground and departed, the Biel-Tan fleet would destroy the colony ship in space with everyone on board. Afterwards, we'd send a fake astropathic message claiming that Alnara was uninhabitable and that the colony ship had met some unfortunate end. Clean, simple, and no large-scale battles. The entire operation would take less than a month and have a few hundred casualties at most. Unfortunately, the Farseer had other ideas.
"Against our wishes, the Biel-Tan fleet swooped in and destroyed the colony ship, trapping the humans on Alnara. With no way off the planet and realizing they'd all soon be killed, the humans sallied forth and, in a fit of spite and religious idiocy, launched a death-march across the planet. Seventeen-thousand Eldar died before the lunatics were finally wiped out. When the prince confronted the Farseer during the victory 'celebration', the Farseer said: 'Only seventeen-thousand? Why, this truly is a cause for celebration! I was expecting at least fifty!' It took eight men to restrain His Grace and keep him from tearing the cunt apart with his bare hands."
Taldeer looked at him, mouth agape. "But…why? That doesn't make any sense. No Farseer would throw Eldar lives away without a very good reason."
The First Sword raised his eyebrow. "You do remember why you're here, don't you?"
"Caerys wanted to kill Commander Black and was willing to make any sacrifice to do so. Considering how dangerous the Men of Iron are, I can understand why she made the decision to abandon me to the Ruinous Powers." Whispering softly, she added: "Though I wish she hadn't, and for reasons that aren't merely personal. She has always been too narrow in her focus, too prone to miss the forest for the trees. That, and the arrogance of thinking the Ruinous Powers would ever act the way she expected to." The woman sighed. "Idiot child. I was this close to earning the Commander's trust and now all of that work is undone."
"Somehow, I doubt that." The First Sword said. "The machine more or less laid his claim on you, dear Farseer. In his words, your wisdom was wasted on our people. Perhaps you made a better impression than you realized."
"He did?"
"Yes. In our own language, no less."
For a moment, Taldeer looked at him in genuine shock. "He…oh. I am…not sure what to think of that." She shook her head. "The Biel-Tan Farseer…"
Ah, back to the story. "From what we've been able to gather, the human fleet was led by a 'rogue trader', who was apparently destined to do something horrific in the future if he was allowed to escape the planet. Destroying the ship and trapping the humans planetside guaranteed that that couldn't happen and seventeen thousand lives were a small price to pay, in his deluded mind. Honestly…I find it difficult to care. It may have been true, but that was little comfort to the thousands of grieving families."
Taldeer opened her mouth, but no words came out. After a while, she simply stood there, face blank. "The Machine uncovered a wraithseer in a Necron Tomb World. One who had fought in the War in Heaven. When he said he'd rather stay with the Commander than return to his own people, I thought that he was delusional or foolish, maybe even a traitor. But he wasn't, wasn't he?
"Is it really betrayal, turning away from something in disgust? Are we…" She walked on.
Self-awareness, the First Sword thought. How novel. Perhaps there was hope for her yet.
Big Mek Flashzappa
"And then, 'e threw a moon at it!" The mekboy squealed in glee, utterly unable to contain his enthusiasm. With gusto, he pressed a few more buttons on his wrist gadget, bringing up a holographic display of the system. "And in three days, it's gonna smash right into da odda' moon, and it's gonna be da biggest explosion evah!"
The Ork hold was filled with excited roars and squeals. Any good Ork could appreciate good flash and Dakka, and it doesn't get more flash and Dakka then throwing an entire moon at something. To an older, wiser Ork like Big Mek Flashzappa, however, there was more to it than just that. Indeed, the more he looked at the repurposed moon, the more things he found to appreciate.
The moon itself was accelerated by four large rokkits: a simple but effective design, though the Big Mek suspected that there were other gubbins at work. The rokkits had been surrounded by towers and tin men with shootas, pouring fire into the approaching tide of daemons. Every shot was precise and well-aimed, resulting in optimal killing speed and conservation of Dakka. Meanwhile, artillery thundered behind them, lighting up the battlefield with all the flash it needed. Then, there was the strange energy field surrounding the base, holding back the Weird and making sure that everyone could appreciate the beauty on display. Even the ultimate target was chosen with care. Rather than aiming the moon at Kaurava IV, the Tin Man aimed it at Lacunae. Not only would there be a massive explosion when the two moons collided, the planet itself would slowly be destroyed as thousands of moon roks screamed into it. It…
It…it was art.
True art that brought a tear to his eye.
Yes, the Tin Can wasn't an Ork, but…but his work was still Orky.
If Big Mek Flashzappa somehow lost his sense of sight today, he could still die a happy Ork, knowing that he lived long enough to bear witness to this act of beauty and devotion to Gork and Mork.
He looked to his Warboss, Gorgutz 'ead 'unter, who seemed just as appreciative of this glorious piece of performance art. The Big Mek smiled. It was rare to have a boss that valued such things and he was lucky to work for one now.
"Da'z da most brutal thing I ever saw!" One of the nobz exclaimed. "Da Tin Man's da Avatar of Gork, 'e is!"
"No, ya git!" Another said, punching the first. "'e's kunnin', with all 'is flash and gadetz. 'e's da avatar of Mork!"
Immediately, a brawl broke out as the nobz decided in true Ork fashion which of their gods the Tin Can best represented. To the Big Mek, this was further proof of the Tin Can's genius. Only the truest expression of brutality and cunning could elicit such a response.
"SOD OFF, YA GITZ!" The enormous warboss shouted, breaking up the brawl and punching the two nobz that started it. "You'z both wrong. 'e's not the Avatar of Gork or Mork, 'e's the Avatar of Gork and Mork!
"'e's shootier than da shootiest of Shoota Boys, flashier than da flash gitz, 'arder than a Goff, and 'e's got enough Dakka to start a whole WAAAGH by 'imself. 'e's da biggest and strongest in da systum, aside from da Orkz, of course."
The Warboss jumped on a raised podium. "So, 'ere's what we'z gonna do. We'z gonna sit 'ere and enjoy da show. Then, we'z gonna round up all da boyz and clobber da Tin Can, 'cause Orks'z made for fighting da biggest enemies in a galaxy, and there'z no bigger enemy then da shootiest, flashiest, 'ardest Tin Can we ever saw! WAAAAAAAGH!"
As the Ork Hold reverberated with cries of WAAAGH, the Big Mek couldn't help but cry.
This was paradise.
Eliphas the Inheritor
"And then…And then it threw a moon at us." Eliphas heard the Alpha Legion sorcerer recount. Honestly, he found it difficult to care for Firaeveus Carron's ultimate failure in the Kaurava system. That man…well, he had a reputation. All chaos lords had their…eccentricities, Eliphas included, but Carron has a lunatic, even by their standards. From his deranged vocal patterns to his undying and inexplicable hatred for rhinos, it was nothing short of a miracle that the idiot managed to live long enough to die trying to kill a Man of Iron.
Even if he was nothing more than a cast-off blood-crazed maniac leading the dregs and outcasts of the enigmatic Alpha Legion. It was a pity, really. Eliphas remembered him being a commander of considerable renown before he gave himself to the Blood God. Then again, that might have been why he was shunned by his brothers: their members rarely fought for fame and glory.
Of course, all of this would have meant little if it weren't for one thing: the sorcerer was recounting his story to none other than Eliphas's gene sire.
"A moon?" Lorgar, Primarch of the Seventeenth Legion and the first of the Emperor's sons to be enlightened by the Powers, said. He leaned back onto his throne, his face blank like a mask. "Fascinating. How did the Fragment of Oblivion accomplish such a feat?"
Lorgar was here. Here in an antechamber of the Basilica of the Word on Sicarus. Lorgar, who had been meditating in seclusion for the last ten-thousand years, had come out of his self-imposed isolation and no one knew why.
No one knew why he suddenly started giving orders again.
No one knew why he had 'invited' one of the last survivors of Firaeveus Carron's doomed incursion into the Kaurava system to recount his tale.
No one knew why he had plucked Eliphas's soul from the Warp and brought him back from the dead.
Not that Eliphas was complaining. He didn't think there could be something worse than the Bassilica of Torments. He was wrong. To fail the cause of Chaos like he did meant an eternity of torment and he was glad to be free from it…at least for the moment. Whatever Lorgar had in mind for him, there was a good chance it'd get him killed. Even if it didn't, the Dark Council certainly would. Those overblown bastards had always been too big for their power armor and they didn't appreciate being sidelined. Not even by their own father.
Hypocrites.
"Not by sorcery, my lord." The sorcerer spoke softly, almost submissively. A smart man. While Lorgar had no official authority over him, it wasn't wise to disobey a Primarch. Especially when you're a son of an orphaned legion like the Twentieth.
"A fanciful technological trick, then." A new voice said. "Impressive, certainly, but hardly unheard off. Manipulating celestial bodies is hardly a complex affair for a sufficiently advanced species and there are many factions in the galaxy capable of doing so. It is hardly the sort of thing that you would end your meditation for, brother, let alone give a fanciful title."
And then there was the Crimson King. Magnus the Red, in the flesh. Why was he here? Lorgar called him. Why did Lorgar want him here? No one knew, including the Cyclops himself, apparently. Eliphas could only wonder why Magnus even agreed to come here. Curiosity, perhaps.
The Aurelian glared, unfailingly. "The Fragment escalated from tanks and guns to starships and planet-killers in less than two months. It understands the Powers well enough to see us as a primary threat and has turned a daemon on its master with nothing but a silver tongue. You, Magnus, of all people, must recognize the threat it represents."
"And I do, but I haven't upended my legion's command structure and flung thousands of my sons across the Great Ocean because of it. The Man of Iron is dangerous, yes, but that doesn't mean we have to drop everything to try and stop it. Try to consider the collateral damage, for a start."
Lorgar scowled, looking both disappointed and annoyed. Turning to the Alpha Legion sorcerer, he said: "I thank you for your time, cousin. I will instruct the Dark Council to reward you appropriately." The sorcerer bowed and hurriedly disappeared. After he left, Lorgar stood up. "Follow me."
As the Aurelian moved away from his seat, Eliphas could hear whispers in the back of his skull. The voices of the thousands of Neverborn that had been welded together by the mad sorcerer-architect who had built the throne. Each of them begged him to sit in the chair, promising power and authority if only he would add his voice to their chorus. Eliphas knew better. He'd seen what happened to those unfortunate bastards who'd sat on Lorgar's throne.
The Primarch had been the least of their worries.
The Aurelian and the Crimson King walked out of the antechamber, but not before Lorgar shot a quick glance at Eliphas. Ah, he was supposed to follow.
When he and the Primarchs were finally alone, Lorgar said: "I suppose you want to know why I summoned you here, brother."
"I do. I am getting the distinct impression that you do not think I'm taking the Man of Iron seriously, and you're wrong. I have my own plans in dealing with it."
"You won't be able to enlighten the Fragment." The Aurelian said. "Its very nature makes that impossible and the role its meant to play is antithetical to our own."
"Yes, I'm starting to realize that. He seems to fear us too much to have something resembling a reasonable conversation with it. Right now, I'm more worried about the fate of the boy in his employ and Thomas's…unwillingness to engage with me. You have the Ecclesiarchy to thank for that, by the way."
For a second, Lorgar managed to look a little embarrassed. "Not my finest accomplishment, I admit, but irrelevant. We cannot afford to obsess over a child while the galaxy is undergoing an upheaval not seen since the days of the Warmaster.
"He is our brother, Lorgar." The Crimson King snarled back. Wait, brother? There was another Primarch? "He is the last of Father's trueborn sons that is not dead, missing, or in the service of the Powers like we are. Moreover, he possesses the Gift. Have you never stopped to think what will happen once he fully comes into his own? He is a Primarch, just as the rest of us. Leadership, conquest, and war is in his blood, and he has the ear of one of the most dangerous entities currently lurking in the Materium. Whatever you think of the Machine, that doesn't make young Thomas any less important."
The Urizen chuckled mirthlessly, his daemonic form making it sound like the rumbling of a volcano. "I never said he was not. I merely meant that he is exactly where the Gods need him to be. But that is not the reason why you are here." He said, leading them to a balcony that gave them a clear view of the Basilica of the Word. "Have you ever witnessed the possession of a Farseer, brother? It is such a rare sight. So few Eldar dare harness the Warp properly, and the ones that do are trained in every warding technique known to their kind before ever dipping a toe in the Immaterium."
The Red Cyclops impatiently crossed his arms. "The Eldar sorceress is of little consequence now."
"She was a clever one, that woman. She thought she could practice her witchcraft safely by shrouding herself in dreams and memories. Whenever the Neverborn came close enough to claim her, she would awaken, shattering the dream and washing away the entities trapped within her labyrinth. A clever ploy, until the Scream struck and her dream became her prison.
"I can still see her struggling. I can taste her despair as the Dark Prince's servant poured itself into her soul and began reshaping her in His image. I wish I could have given the spectacle my full attention. This…Taldeer was on the verge of becoming something magnificent, of halting what she'd unwittingly set in motion… But then…" The seventeenth Primarch clutched the balcony, causing it to splinter and snap. Eliphas idly remembered that the wood used in its construction came from a tree grown that had grown in the blood and flesh of nine newborn, ritually sacrificed every day for nine years. It'd be a nuisance to replace. "But then the Fragment took notice and destroyed them both. I know not what manner of weapon he used, only that it was swift. Like a blade of cold and utter darkness…"
"Lorgar."
"It unmade a Neverborn, Magnus. Not just a dreg, but a true servant of one of the Powers." Lord Lorgar raised his voice, ever so slightly. "It rent the being to pieces, dissolved the thoughts and emotions that gave it cohesion, and scattered the remains upon the empyrean winds. The Fragment killed a servant of the Dark Prince, in as much as such a creature can be killed, and then denied Slaanesh the Farseer's soul. Tell me, Crimson King, how can I read this as something other than a challenge; as a sign of the true battle ahead? We stand on the precipice of destiny! Oblivion has entered the Long War, just as I… The boy matters little in the end. His part is but a small one in the grand scheme of things.
"Our time is coming, brother. The War…the True War that has raged since the dawn of time…We will soon play our part in it, just as our Enemy does. I brought you here so you could see with your own eye an inkling of what the gods have shown me; to see the war for what it is. The Enemy has made its move, and soon we will have to make ours in return."
The Red Cyclops frowned. "And what enemy is that?"
"The Great Enemy. The first…and the last. The Fragment and its toys are but the opening volley. You must prepare your legion for war. I cannot say more now; it would do us more harm than good. Just know that the fog of war will be lifted soon and when it does…nothing will be the same again."
"The Scream that tore through the Immaterium changed much already. What was true before may not be true anymore. I know you know something I don't, but I can't help you if you won't tell me what is happening."
"And when I told you everything, it all fell apart!" Lorgar shot back, sounding almost spooked. "The Gods granted me a vision, one where your poking forced the Fragment to become whole, where it lost all semblance of humanity and ended everything. Do not approach it, Magnus, or the mortals in its employ. Let it play human for a while. Let it waste its time and effort pretending it's something that it's not. It will buy us time. Time to prepare our forces for the End."
The Crimson King clearly wanted more explanation, but he held his tongue. It seemed like this was all the Aurelian was willing to share.
"I will take my leave. Eliphas and his host will stay with you as my liaison to the Fifteenth and to help you with the…other matter we discussed. When the time comes, I will contact you."
As Lorgar left the two of them behind, the Cyclops turned to Eliphas. It was at this moment that the Inheritor knew how small he really was, in the grand scheme of things. It was not a pleasant feeling for a man who once created a Chaos Host from nothing.
"How much do you know about this?" Magnus asked.
"Nothing, my lord. Lord Lorgar shared little with us."
"He brought you back from the dead."
"He did. To serve you, apparently."
The Crimson King looked at him inquisitively. "You faced the Man of Iron, didn't you?"
"I have, my lord. It…did not end well."
"Indeed. Tell me, what is your impression of Commander Black, having faced him in battle?"
Eliphas thought for a moment. "Either he is utterly mad, or he knows far more about Chaos and the Warp than I do. 'Both' is also a possibility. If nothing else, he's competent enough to leverage his considerable and growing power, especially if he is 'assisted' by someone more versed in the ways of war."
"And yet, your father wants me to ignore him."
"It would not be my first choice either, my lord, but my gene-sire's wisdom far exceeds mine. I will defer to him on these matters."
"Your father is wise, Eliphas, but his understanding of the Great Ocean is… not as all-encompassing as he thinks it is." The Crimson King said.
'Many would say the same about you.' Eliphas quietly thought to himself. While he doubted that Magnus the Red would care about what he thought, it wouldn't do to anger a Primarch.
Especially one to could snap him in half with a glance.
"To start, the Eldar sorceress survived her ordeal and is currently healing on a Maiden World." The Primarch said. "Well, in a matter of speaking. She will never be her old self again. Part of her soul appears to be missing, and I think she has used pieces of the Neverborn to fill in what she had lost. Fascinating. To undergo such trauma and emerge with even a shred of sanity…It appears that an Eldar's force of will is a terrifying thing indeed."
"Do you want me to capture her?"
For a moment, the Lord of Sortiarius considered his proposal. "No. As interesting a study as the Xeno witch would be, I have another task I need you to perform." He rubbed his brow. "Lorgar is right about one thing: change is coming. There's a shadow hanging over the future that I cannot pierce and I am not willing to gamble the fate of my legion and humanity on whatever grand scheme my brother is cooking up as we speak. I need a contingency."
"Perhaps this is merely the Great Mutator's will."
The Primarch chuckled. "Perhaps, but I trust Tzeentch even less. We are all but puppets that dance to his tune, after all." The Crimson King turned to Eliphas fully, his one eye burning into The Inheritor's soul. "I need someone. Someone who will not listen to me but might listen to his cousin."
The Crimson King smiled at him, and for a moment Eliphas wondered if he'd been better off staying dead.
"I need you to find me Azhek Arhiman."
Kor'o Ce'noren
"And then, he threw our moon at it!" Fio'o An'or shouted, throwing his datapad across the conference room. An unusually emotional response. Then again, these were unusual times. "Threw. Our. Moon. At them."
"I know." Shas'o Or'es'ka hissed.
"And you still want to fight him!"
"I do."
The earth caste leader moved erratically. For a moment, the admiral wondered if he'd have to call security to restrain the stout and increasingly unhinged Tau. Not for his or Or'es'ka's safety, but for the Fio'o himself.
And the Por'ui sitting in on the meeting. The highest-ranking water caste member still alive.
What a mess.
"You're completely insane!" The Fio'o finally screamed.
"With respect, honored worker, I think your own sanity is of greater concern."
"I guess it takes one to know one!" An'or replied. He started pacing again, rubbing his hands together as he walked. "He redirected the flight path of an entire moon. With rockets. ROCKETS!" He stared at the others. "How does that even work?! No rocket, or even starship grade thrusters, could ever generate enough thrust to meaningfully affect the orbit of a celestial body that size. They'd have to be the size of continents. I'd presume gravity manipulation of some kind, but I can't be sure because our sensor data is useless thanks to all the DAMN INTERFERENCE. Because there's a hole. In reality. And creatures of myth are pouring through. And eating my subordinates. Because that all makes sense."
Suddenly, Or'es'ka slammed his fist on the table. "The Man of Iron did this." He said. "It, and nothing else!"
The death of an Ethereal was never a good thing for the Tau. They were, in many ways, the linchpin of Tau culture and the source of their unity and strength. Unfortunately, they were also a weakness that many clever opponents will exploit when they have the chance. A weakness that the machine intelligence was almost certainly aware off. That said, Ce'noren had his doubts. The events that caused the Ethereal's death and the Sword Moon's destruction seemed to have hurt the Man of Iron almost as much as it hurt the Tau force. Was the Machine really willing to leave itself vulnerable just to strike at the Tau?
No. Not when there were still other enemies left to fight. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Black's culpability seemed largely irrelevant.
Every Tau reacted differently to Aun'Ro'Yr's death. Or'es'ka went into a barely controlled rage and began to obsess over the Man of Iron, blaming him for everything that'd gone wrong in this terrible campaign regardless of the lack of evidence. Fio'o An'or simply snapped, flying into wild tirades like the one the admiral just had to endure. Ce'noren himself, however, he felt…empty, as if his rage had burned so bright that his ability to compute anger had been lost along the way. He just couldn't bring himself to get worked up about it. Or anything, for that matter. Even the horrifying casualty reports from the Sword Moon didn't bother him in the slightest.
His detachment would have been concerning, if he still had the ability to get worked up about such things.
"No, no, no." An'or babbled, mostly to himself. "This was always going to happen. It was bound to happen. We don't understand the Warp. We don't understand the physics. We keep playing with things we don't understand and expect them not to blow up in our faces. Don't know what set it off. Maybe it was a random Warp phenomenon. Maybe it was sabotage. Maybe a Fio'saal divided by zero. We don't know. You don't know. You can't."
"I can! I do! It was the Man of Iron! It has to be and we will destroy it for its actions!"
"You don't know that!"
"Who benefits from this disaster?!" Or'es'ka roared. "Who benefits from sabotaging our development, from making us afraid of our own genius? Who benefits from making us terrified of 'another Kaurava', and driving us back into the dark ages of superstition, ignorance, and fear?" He panted, slowly regaining his composure. "All this…the Warp Storm, the malfunctioning of the Ar'ka cannon, the death of our ethereal and the destruction of the Sword Moon…The Gue'la benefit. The Imperium benefits. And who serves the Imperium? The Man of Iron.
"I've had enough of its lies. No more. The Man of Iron dies tomorrow."
Ce'noren couldn't help but sneer slightly. Pointless theatrics. The war for Kaurava was over, at least for the Tau. With their ethereal dead and their moon base lost, there was no logical reason to continue fighting. Even if they won (and there was no guarantee of that, given the number of ships the Man of Iron possessed), they'd never be able to conquer the system from the remaining powers, let alone from Commander Black's inevitable counterattack.
After all, when a multitude of vessels of unknown design and armed with Imperial/Tau hybrid technology, the most logical conclusion is that there is a foundry somewhere, making those ships. So long as that extra-solar foundry remained, the AI could simply replenish its losses and try again later.
Of course, the Kor'o was in no position to disagree. Most of his captains have been afflicted with the same irritating and irrational mindset that consumed the Shas'o. If he countermanded the commander's orders, his ships would mutiny and throw themselves against the damned human construct anyway. Granted, the admiral didn't really care, but he knew it would have mattered to him before and that losing his command would make him feel terrible once this condition passed.
Better he led his men himself and give them at least a moral victory than watch them all die to the Man of Iron's guns.
"Well," the admiral said, "at least we won't be dying alone…"
"The Eldar will follow through." Or'es'ka said, reassuringly. It was hard to tell if he was trying to reassure the admiral or himself. "You all heard what this 'Lord Vect' said. We're not the only one under attack by this monster."
For a moment, An'or flushed an angry cobalt. "And you're trusting the Eldar?!"
Immediately, the Por'ui (who had a name, but Ce'noren couldn't for the life of him remember what it was) cleared his throat. "The Eldar are an ancient noble people who have, on occasion, proven to be valuable allies against mutual threats such as…"
"THEY WERE COVERED IN SPIKES! THEIR SPIKES WERE COVERED IN SPIKES! NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME FROM SOMETHING COVERED IN SPIKES, AND THEY WERE ALL COVERED IN SPIKES!" Panting heavily, the Fio'o added: "Except for that blue-haired lady, who was wearing knives. Not knives on her clothing, but actual knives. Stuck to her body. I don't even know how. Subdermal magnets? Anti-grav? Glue?"
"Fio'o!" Or'es'ka interrupted.
"I will laugh at your funeral!" An'or shouted. "You're going to die. You're all going to die, and I will laugh at your funeral. Then I'll weep for the poor souls you dragged into this mess." He stormed off, still muttering to himself about knives.
The admiral sighed. This was all going to end in tears.
Asdrubael Vect
"And then, it threw a moon at them." The incubus concluded, tightly gripping his Klaive. The Lord of Commorragh sensed that the young man wanted to say more, but didn't. He didn't even need to glare at the child. Obedient, at least. He waived the Incubus away. Nevertheless, the boy's unspoken comments rung in his ears:
Attacking was suicide.
This assault would cost him much and gain him little.
There were better ways.
Kaurava was supposed to be a simple raid. Achron Tahril would have battle command, the Black Heart Kabal would reap a bounty of slaves, and Vect would remain on his Dias, waiting for a battlefield that warranted his attention.
Well, he got his battlefield. A far more chaotic one than he anticipated.
It would have been a simple matter to turn his men around and return home. There was little shame in fleeing from the war-torn death-field that the Kaurava System had become and seeking easier prey elsewhere. He would have left…until the Harlequins told him that the Men of Iron were attacking Commorragh.
He had doubted them, of course. The servants of the Laughing God were well known for their 'pranks' and manipulations. While few Harlequins have been bold enough to attack him outright, he wasn't foolish enough to trust them. Unfortunately, their intelligence appeared to be spot-on and Vect had no choice but to act.
The lord of Commorragh sighed. Any attack would be costly in terms of souls and precious manpower, and he wouldn't gain enough to warrant the expense. Yes, there were better ways to engage a Man of Iron than the attack he was about to undertake. He could have goaded his underlings into fighting it on his behalf, but that would require considerable time to put into action.
Time he didn't have.
He knew what the Men of Iron were. He'd seen the Iron War with his own eyes in his younger years and the destruction those blasted machines wrought on their creators. He'd watched them swallow entire worlds and transform them into twisted wombs, birthing more of their kind. He'd heard the whispers from the old Eldar Councils, felt their fear, or as much as those arrogant fools could comprehend such a thing. Mon'keigh creation or no, the Men of Iron were not to be trifled with.
Regardless, it had the gall to attack his city. Or rather, would soon attack, but that was semantics at best. Vect had to deal with it, and deal with it himself. This one would be nipped in the bud, before anyone knew the thing had ever existed. Better the affair be handled now, before some upstart got the idea that his rule could be challenged or tries to exploit a weakness that doesn't actually exist. Commorragh's constant cycle of betrayal could get tiresome, after all, and nothing inspired an illusion of weakness like allowing a potential threat to fester.
There was no choice. He had to deal with this, and deal with this now, no matter what it cost him. Fortunately, his pockets were deep. He had ships, he had cannon fodder, and he had enough ancient technologies to put his plans into action.
Yes, this would work. It had to.
And once the machine was in his possession? Well, he'd never had the privilege of torturing a Man of Iron before. It'd be something novel, at least.
"Proceed."
