CH 3
On a beautiful snowy Saturday morning, Lisa is awoken by her sister Maggie, who had a huge excited grin on her face. She began to shake her big sister by her shoulder as Lisa started to move around in her covers and turned to face her. Lisa yawned before rubbing her eyes to get the sleep out.
"Wakey-Wakey, Sis. Today is your and Bart's big special day!." Maggie spoke in utter excitement.
Lisa looked at her sister with a smile on her face when remembering what day today is. "Indeed it is, Maggie. Today is my and Bart's wedding day."
Maggie giggled. "Oh, I am so excited for the both of you!. This is so much more comfortable of just you two marrying each other rather than for not only me, but also Mom and Dad to be oddly uncomfortable with meeting and welcoming our new edition to our family."
Lisa got out of her bed before taking the moment to stretch her arms and legs before making her bed up. She continued the conversation with her sister. "It is one of the best benefits of incestuous relationship. Well, now it is incestuous marriage, since I am marrying our brother."
"Facts." Maggie pulled out her medical pessficer and put it in her mouth to suck.
Marge stepped inside Lisa's room and spotted Maggie with her pessficer and frowned with her hands on her hips. "Maggie, you are 17 years old. You need to stop sucking on that pessficer."
Maggie pulled out her pessficer with an eye roll. "MOOOOM, I can never depart from my medical pessficer. I gotta have my weed. Plus, it is my sister's special day."
Marge rolled her eyes while doing her signature grumble. She waved it off and turned her full attention towards her bridal daughter. "Lisa, sweetie, I have made a good amount of breakfast downstairs for you and your sister to eat. We have to arrive at Springfield Elementary on time, so make sure you hurry and eat up."
Lisa nodded. "You got it, Mom."
Lisa walked down the steps with Maggie leading the way as the two entered the kitchen where they saw a nice yummy spread of pancakes, scrambled eggs, canadian bacon, oatmeal, and a family size box of Krusty cereal. Lisa attacked every single food item on that table and loved every single bite. Marge joined her daughters at the table and enjoyed her cooking while pouring herself some fresh squeezed orange juice. Lisa looked around and noticed that two people were missing.
"Where is Dad and Bart?." Lisa asked.
"Don't you remember, Lisa?." Marge looked at Lisa. "We have to let your father take your brother to his bachelor party. That, and also we have to keep the both of you in seeing each other before you two are at the altar. It is bad luck. I for one want a successful wedding with no issues."
Lisa nodded before taking a bite of her bacon. "I have to say, I enjoyed my bachelor party. Duff Man junior knows how to shake his body."
Maggie put more syrup on her pancakes before talking. "It was a fun night last night. Especially when Duff Man junior started stripping."
Lisa chuckled. "That was a fun sight to behold. I wonder if Bart enjoyed his bachelor party?."
"Knowing that your father is the one running Bart's party, I am very sure that Bart had enjoyed his final day of freedom. Because today he is going to be a husband. Your husband." said Marge, smiling with that in mind.
Lisa looked at her food with a smile on her face. "Yes. Bart. My own and only dear brother is going to be my husband." She then looked at her mother and sister. "And I am going to be his wife."
Maggie looked at her phone after feeling a vibration from her pocket. "It is more like a wifey sister if you think about it."
"Mmmm, you know what Maggie that does sounds a lot more accurate, since Lisa is your and Bart's biological sister. So, it would make a whole lot of sense that Lisa will become Bart's wife-sister."
After eating breakfast while cleaning the dishes, Lisa went to take a personal and dental hygiene cleaning while making sure that she smelled good all the way. When done she put on a plain t-shirt with a pair of blue jogging pants and a pair of sandals. Once coming down the stairs with her wedding dress that is in plastic protection after getting it out from the dry cleaners and grabbing the box of her shoes, she got into the car where Maggie and Marge were waiting for her. They take their time when driving down the street when heading to the elementary school.
Having the wedding at the old elementary school was Skinner's idea since the school needs the money to stay afloat after Lisa and Martin have graduated to middle school, they ended up not having any student be smart enough to win spelling bees or anything that involves payout for the school.
"Oh Lisa, you should have worn something to cover her whole feet. It is snowing out here." Marge frowned.
"I know, Mom. I just want to feel the cold snow in between my toes." Lisa looked down at her feet and wiggled her toes.
"Will just soak your feet in some warm water to prevent you from catching a cold." Marge spoke while guiding her inside. "That and you need a coat."
"I forgot to put it on when leaving the house." said Lisa.
When getting inside and entering inside her old music classroom to put on her Christmas themed blue and white wedding dress and her Jordan Jumpman Two Trey white and blue basketball shoes. She looked at herself in the mirror and did a little twirl and grinned.
"I looked fabulous." Lisa told herself this.
"You sure are. I looked cute when I wore my wedding dress. Though, I have never thought about having a Christmas themed wedding on Christmas Eve. Very smart." came a female voice.
Lisa quickly turned around to see a beautiful Japanese woman wearing a red dress and a pair of red boots. To her shock she did not hear this woman come in or even knock on the door. The Japanese woman smiled sweetly at Lisa as she pulled a seat and relaxed.
"Who are you and how did you get in without opening the door?." Lisa questioned with a brow raised.
"Oh, I am so terribly sorry my dear." The woman placed her hand over heart and looked ashamed. "How rude of me. My name is Miko. I'm Tom's wife. The one who brought you and Bart together, let alone the two of you, invited him for a little dinner a few months ago."
Lisa's eyes opened up in surprise. "Oh, yes, Tom told me and Bart about you!. It is so nice to finally meet you, Miko. Tom talks so much about you."
Miko got up and hugged Lisa and chuckled. "I know my Tom would always brag about me. I am just his greatest treasure in the world"
Lisa broke the hug and looked at the woman happily. "I'm so happy that you and Tom can attend the wedding. Bart would be so happy. Is Tom somewhere in the school?."
"Believe it or not, he is doing a job." said Miko.
"A job?. In December?." Lisa raised her brow. "I thought he only works on Valentine's day and just checks his lists twice during the months after and before valentine?."
"Don't be emotionally hurt. The client that he is going to put his arrow in his ass. My husband's client's name is Philip J Fry or Fry for short. Younice, Tom had taken up the client after the other cupid had thrown the name into the lost cause bin. That is where every cupid throws names of their clients that they can not find the right pair to." explained Miko.
"Huh, I thought you guys are skilled in finding anyone their valentine?." said Lisa.
"Since my career is in the stock market, my kind who is in the love business are not perfect in finding the right person. But Tom, however, is the idea of a dedicated model employee. He went and searched every woman on the globe to find that woman that matches Fry. Unfortunately, like Fry's state's cupid he found a deadend. That is until Tom went to use the future time computer that he has gotten from a college buddy of his for his birthday last year, New Year." said Miko.
"Wait. New Year as in Baby New Year?." Lisa is all into the story.
"New Year is a grown ass man, just to be clear. Now, Tom went on it and checked to see and found the man's match. Her name is Amy Wong. Halfway like Fry, she is stupid and dimwitted. Yet, she is rich as fuck and have no clue as to manage her money, let alone refuse to take responsibility and…I can go on for days." said Miko.
"Understood." Lisa checked her Jordans to see that she did not have any dirt on them. "When will he arrive here?."
"Tom will be here. As soon as he is done making Fry and Amy a couple and travel back to our current time." said Miko, getting up out of the chair and putting it back.
"Lisa, are you ready?." called Marge.
"I will be right out, Mom." Lisa exits the room with Miko behind her.
Marge had tears rolling down her face when seeing her daughter in a wonderful dress. "You looked gorgeous, sweetheart."
Lisa tilted her head and felt very very emotional while holding herself. "Ah, thanks, Mom."
The hour went by as Lisa waited for her father to walk her down the aisle of the school's auditorium since her bridesmaids have done walking down. Everyone is waiting for the bride to be walked down by her father. However, things were off. Lisa had that uneasy feeling as she checked through the double doors where the auditorium is Christmas decorated and saw that Bart was not there on the stage along with his boys and best man.
"Bart is not there or his boys. Where is he?. In fact, where is Dad?." Lisa looked at Marge in worry. "Mom?."
Marge pulled out her phone from her purse and dialed Homer. "Homey, where are you, the boys and Bart?. It is time for the wedding."
Homer, who is in Las Vegas with the boys, had that worried look on his face as he had no idea how to tell his wife. "Marge, honey…we can not find Bart."
"What do you mean you can not find him?!. Homer, our son and daughter are supposed to be wedded. Everyone in Springfield is here in the auditorium. Where is Bart?!." Marge spoke in upsetness.
Before Homer could say anything, Lisa went up to grab the phone from her mom and started talking.
"Dad, what happened?. What happened to Bart?." said Lisa.
Homer looked at Nelson, Milhouse, Martian, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney who were sitting around in their tuxedos and had no idea how they lost the groom.
Homer sighed. "Lisa, honey, we took Bart to Vegas for his bachelor party for the whole week. We had a few drinks and won a few winning gamblings. But last night we got super drunk and now we have no clue where Bart is. We searched everywhere and had no luck. We are still looking for him. We have not stopped."
Lisa sighed. "Oh, Dad, why did you and the guys fucked this day out of all the days of the year?. Why did you guys fucked up my and Bart's wedding?."
*Meanwhile in Vegas in the Year 3000*
"Come on, baby, Daddy needs a new pair of arrow bows." Tom said when shaking the dice in his right hand and threw them down at the table.
"Lucky 7!." cried the host.
Everyone around the craps table cheered for Tom's win.
"Yes!. With this money I can get my wife to invest in her own stock market business and me owning a golf course." said Tom, gathering his chips and putting them in the trays.
"Thanks again, for bringing me and Fry together, Tom." Amy gave Tom a kiss on the cheek. "You are really sweet."
"The pleasure is all mine, Amy." Tom looked at his watch that has the time of every century. "Oh, shit, I am late to Lisa and Bart's wedding. Gotta go."
"Ah, so soon?." Fry was disappointed. "I was hoping we could play some more."
"No, sorry, Fry. Gotta go to the wedding." Tom carried four heavy trays of his chips. "You lovebirds have a great time."
Amy snuggled into Fry's chest. "We will."
Tom smiled and walked his way to go cash-in his chips. That is until he saw none other than Bart in his red tuxedo. This made the man drop all of his gambling chips.
"Bart?!." Tom looked at the man. "How the fuck did you arrive in 3000?!."
Bart, who had a big headache, looked at Tom. "Oh, dude, I got too drunk and fell right into that chamber thingy…"
"Your dumbass landed inside a stasis pod. Damn. Don't worry, I can fix this in a quick move." Tom adjusted his watch and instantly zapped out from sight.
Within just seconds, Bart noticed that he was fading away and then zapped out from the year 3000. From there, Tom went back in time and made sure that Bart did not get drunk enough to fall into the pod.
*Current Time*
Bart found himself in his old school's auditorium stage with his boys before looking at the aisle to see his father walking Lisa down. Her beauty had got Bart's attention. Then looked to see Tom and Miko were sitting in the second roll as they waved at the young man.
"Dear beloved, we are gathered here today for an incestuous marriage between brother and sister." Reverend Lovejoy spoke. "Bart, would you take your sister Lisa to be your wife?. For better or worse?. Sick and physical pain?. Wealthy or poor?."
Bart looked at Lisa with a loving look. "I do."
Reverend Lovejoy looked at Lisa. "Do you Lisa, take your brother Bart as your husband?. For better or worse?. Sick and physical pain. Wealthy or poor?."
Lisa looked at her big brother. Smiling big. "I do."
"Well, by the power invested in me, I now announce you man and wife." Reverend Lovejoy looked at the crowd. "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome by marriage and siblingly, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson. Bart you may kiss your bride."
Bart grinned at Lisa. "Gladly."
Bart pulled Lisa towards him and the two made out with everyone getting up. Clapping their hands together and cheering. The wedding party at the gym was amazing as Bart and Lisa were having a wonderful night. They slowly danced, cut and ate their big wedding cake, and enjoyed the amazing dinner that Lugi's restaurant is catering. It was an amazing night to remember. After the party was over, the newlyweds returned home with their family and got busy.
Currently the two wedded siblings were in their room naked with Bart pounding the fuck out of his sister's vagina in such speed to Lisa's pleasure.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!, oh fuck yes!." Lisa wrapped her legs around Bart's waist.
"I can't wait to get you pregnant, Lis!." Bart pounded. "Damn, your pussy is so warm and nice!. I feel my cum coming."
"Me too!." Lisa spoke when feeling her pussy getting ready to blow cum.
Both siblings came together. Bart filled Lisa's womb with his cum while Lisa shot her girl cum all over her brother's shaft. The two lay together in sweat and in their own sex funk. The two hold each other while snuggling in utter love and utter happiness. They were officially incestuous husband and wife.
*Christmas Day*
The Simpson's family all sat in the living room opening their christmas gifts and enjoying the wonderful time together. Especially for Bart and Lisa, who both have holiday presents and wedding presents.
"This is the best year ever." Bart had Lisa beside him while opening his gift.
"Yes, it is the best year ever, Bart." said Lisa.
Later on the family had their yummy holiday dinner and enjoyed every single bite before relaxing the whole day on a snowing Christmas.
(Real) The End
(A/N): Well, this is the actual ending of the story. Thanks for reading. Also, Bart of the Jungle next chapter is in the works. And I am working on the stories that you guys have requested to see with these two incest siblings, based upon the list that I made in chapter 2.
Also, if any of you have the time, can you guys please check out and leave reviews on my Ghostbusters story. The story is called, The Afterlife Never Rests. Again, thanks for reading. Yowie Wowie!.