Chapter Nineteen: Winter and U (get it?)
AN: Hey guys and girls and enby peeps I decided to stop writing the Wasp trial thing because it got boring and Im better at writing fight scenes anyway so sorry people!
Wasp had been found not guilty and set free. Now she was at her humble farm and farming potatoes and turnips and other poor people food.
"Congrats on winning!" Midnight said but Wasp was busy digging up potatoes and didn't hear him.
Midnight sat down and started humming the star spangel banner (America's theme song!) when he got a phone call from ShadeMawth.
"What is it Shademawth?"
"Listen, Midnight, super carefully!" Shademawth exclaimed. "I went to Iri's room and found a note there. It said she was going to look for her mom Cricket to find answers."
"What kind of answers?" Midnight ask
"The note didnt say and I have no idea either," Shady said. "But try looking for her in Pantala!"
Midnight nodded and flew off towards the courthouse. He found Judge Cricket eating lunch outside.
"Hey Judge! Do you know where Iri is?"
Cricket asked "You mean Iridescent?"
"Yah" Midnight replied. "I need to find her because she could be in danger! I dunno what she is in danger of but I better be careful! Also she is looking for answers to something but idk what!"
"I have an idea," Cricket said
"What is it?"
Cricket looked at Midnight and said "Well everyone knows she's half robot nazi. But she doesn't know why, but I do."
"What is that?" Midnight said with :O
"WHen I laid her egg," Cricket explained, "the Nazis injected her with a serum cuz they were trying to turn all Hivewings into robo-Nazis. But since she was only half Hivewing it only turned her half robot Nazi."
"Is the robot nazi half dangerous?"
"U dinno but better keep an eye on her just in case. I think I know why you need to fiund her now… I know! Use your magic!"
"Omg I could!" Midnight said and pointed to a random stick. "Stick, take me to iri!"
The stick flew off and Midnight followed all the way to the treehouse where Blue and Luna lived. He went to their door and knocked.
"Hey Blue!" Midnight happily said
"Hi…" Blue said, "Sorry about the mess lol!"
Midnight stepped in and the floor was covered with flamesilk (the normal kind). There were paints everywhere and Luna was making a really large tapestry except it had lots of tangles and messes in it and Luna was looking super scared and tired but could not stop.
"Help!" Blue said. "I think the tapestries have taken over my sister's life!"
"Must, be, perfect!" Luna said working on her tapestry
Blue said. "She keeps making them! They always have mistakes in them and because of that she says she needs to make a perfect one next but she just keeps making them messed up every time and she won't stop!"
Midnight went up to Luna and shook her really hard. But she didnt even look up.
"Nothing will help her!" Blue said panicking
Midnight thought about it. "I know what to do!" he said and whispered an enchantment to the stick. Luna disappeared.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Blue shreked
"Omg dont be so melodramatic!" Midnight said "I took her to a hospital"
"Oh"
"Okay, time to find Iri," Midnight said and went towards Iri's room. He opened it and saw Iri inside. Iri looked sad as she lay on the big silk bed and cut up the sheets with her claws.
"Hey," Midnight said. "I know you came to find answers!" And he explained everything Cricket said to him.
"Hmm" Iri said "I never knew that, thanks for telling me that"
Midnight went into the room and shut the door. "I know how to make you feel better!" he said and kissed her. They were in the room together for an hour kissing and doing other romantic stuff. Then they went out but they saw Blue talking to someone.
"Who's that?" Midnight asked
"Admiral. Duh you peasant" Iri said
Admiral and Blue were talking, then shouting, then talking, and they finally hugged.
"Oh good they made up to each other!" Midngith happied.
"Hey dad why do you have robot arms now?" Blue asked
"Long story…" Admiral said. Then he got a beeping. "Looks like my boss is in danger! I don't work for him anymore but I pretend to so I can keep up appearances and stuff." He listened for a moment and said "Sounds like he's being attacked by something completely pitch black except for its eyes and it wants to replace him. Do you know anything about that!"
Midnight was happy cuz he knew. "Oh I know! It must be an alternate, they work for Satan and want to kill people and become their doppelganger. They're super dangerous and if it kills Winter it might become even more powerful than him! That's bad!"
"Want to team up?" Admiral said looking worried.
"Heck yeah! Team ups are cool!" Midnight said cheerully.
Midnight and Iri followed Admiral as they all flew off towards where Winter was.
"Are you sure you want to come, Iri?" Midnight asked "This fight could be super dangerous."
"Hey listen I want to prove my worth in battle now you peasant!" Iri scremed
Midnight nodded and said "Ok but if you think your in danger of dying then you should book it!"
"I will protect my grandkid" Admiral said loyally
Midnight said ok and then they flew for a while all the way to the ice kingdom where the big battle was being fought.
As Midnight looked he saw Winter a shadowy dragon, an alternate was obvious. No one else was around.
"That's weird…" Admiral said. "Winter had an all minions call, Chameleon and Vulture should be here."
"Yeah but their terrible fighters" Midnight point
Winter was yelling a lot. "Ég er óumflýjanlegur!"
"WHat's he saying?" Midnight confused (because he doesn't speak icelandic obviously)
"Calling for help probably," Admiral saidded. They flew up to help. Winter noticed them.
"Finally! Yourrr herrre!" Winter excited. "Kan you please help me vith zis? My eye poverrrs don't vorrrk on zis monstrrre."
"Okay!" Admiral grabbed some giant ice shards from the ground and threw them at U like spears. U dodged and the shards flew into space.
Midnight laughed at this n00b technique and pulled out his swords. He flew straught at U with his sword. "EAT THIS!" he shouted as awesome battle cry
U suddenly grabbed Midnight's neck. "Hehehe listen old chap you cant beat me!"
"Omg no HELP!" midnight yells. Winter attacks the U and makes it let go of Midnight.
"Listen" Winter said. "Zat zing is verrry difficult to defeat. Ve must vorrrk togezerrr to fight zat monsterrr!"
"Agreed!" Midnight said. "We need to strategize again, so what do we need to do?"
"Firrrst, ve must learrrn everyzing ve kan about zis zing. Does it have any veaknesses?"
Midnight thought about it. "I don't think so"
"VHAT IN MOONS HOW IS ZAT POSSIBLE"
Midnight "Its from a horror series that isnt a slasher film! You expect it to have no weaknesses!"
"Badvorrrd!" Winter snap. "Vait vhat is ze veakness of a slasherrr zen?"
"Virgins" Midnight said
"Oh."
The alternate rofled a lot and pulled out knives and threw them super fast. Midnight and Winter had to dodge but Winter wasnt fast enough,
"Badvorrrd!" Winter shout as knife hit him in back. Midnight pulled it out and blue and red blood started coming out.
"Heal!" Midnight magiced and the wound went away. He grabbed the knife. "Attack the alternate and dont stop until he's dead!"
The knife went at U but he threw more knives at it and desotryed the magic one. U started laughing all evilly.
"Hey do you have FrrrostKold's krrryptonite spearrr? If ve use zat ve kould defeat zat zing!"
"Idk where it is" midnight said sadly.
"Vell zen go look forrr it! I'll hold him off!" Winter said as his shadowy spears extended ready to do fighting. Midnight noddes and flew off.
Winter glared at U and started spinning super fast until his shadowspears became like helicopter blades. He also shot frostbreath so it went all over the place. He was spinning so fast it was causing friction with the air and it was heating up until he was glowing.
"Oh… that ability" U said with boredom. He threw a rope at Winter and because of his spinning he immediately got tied up.
"I hate it when zat happens" Winter said angry as he stopped spinning. He activated his communism powers and summoned a bunch of minions. "Attack, serrrfs!"
The minions ran at U with knives and pitchforks but U screamed really really loud and it disintegrated all the minions, that was how loud it was.
Winter's eyes glowed bright red. "Alrrright, time forrr my last rrresorrrt veapon! Monsterrr, I kommand you to obey vill of prrroletarrriat!"
"Ahahaha!" U said. "Now, chap, did you honestly expect that to do anything? I listen to NO MORTAL! Now time for my attacks!"
"Dang it!" Winter angered and cussed in icelandish and russian.
U pulled out a giant gun and shot a bunch of crumpets and tea at Winter except it was exploding crumpets and acid tea. Winter had to dodge a lot and he was getting scared.
"Vherrre is Midnight?" he freaked
Just then MidnightReaper appeared with the kryptospear! He spun the spear in a circle and deflected the tea and crumpets away from himself and Winter.
"I am here to save the day!" he herospeeched. He flew at U super fast with spear, so fast he was a blur and and the air around him was glowing red like a spaceship burning up.
"DIE!"
He hit U… and the kryptospear shattered into a million pieces! Like a flower after you dipped it in liquid nitrogen then smashed it on a table! I saw it on tv once.
U did not have a scratch.
"WHAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? THE KRYPTOSPEAR WAS MAGIC!" Midnight yelled
Iri flew up and said "But you said that the alternate has no weaknesses!"
"Oh. Right." Midnight said. "But then how are we supposed to defeat it?"
Iri didnt know but then Midnight had a brilliant idea.
"Omg Iri!" Midnight said. "I have a brilliant idea!"
"What is it?" Iri asked all skeptical.
"Oki ok… you have to kill me so I can go to the afterlife and talk to Satan! Since alyernates work for Satan I can convince him to tell U to stop attacking everyone! Then you can go to FreeHeart and get her to revive me using the jschlatt book!"
"OMG WHAT A GREAT IDEA!" Ir said. "But I cant kill you! Killing would be bad!"
Midnight freaked. "Then how am I supposed to talk to Satan?"
"Go up to U and see if he'll kill you."
Midnight said okie and went up to U. "Hey are you gonna kill me?"
"No way!" said U. "I overheard your plan and I'm not gonna let you talk to my boss"
"Oh whoops" Midnight said. "Then that means…"
He punched U in the face really hard.
"Haha since you cant kill me I can punch you as many times as I want!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—wait a sec I can just ignore you and attack someone else!" U laugh a lot and fly off to attack Iri.
Midnigbt gasped loudly. "OMG! Someone kill me quick it's the only way to defeat Satan!"
Right then one of Winter's shadowspears
went down and stabbed Midnight threw the back.
"YAY!" Midnight said as he died
"Okay!" Winter said "Now all ve have to do is to vait forrr Midnight to do his zing!"
MEANWHILE IN THE AFTERLIFE!
Midnight went down to the afterlife again. My cousin told me it reminds them a lot of an old book called Inferno and its probably because I saw a movie of it at some point?
"Okay time to go find Satan convince him to stop U!" Midnight saud
He flew past a bunch of people but this time he flew past an author who was being eaten alive by giant alien rainbow colord ants. He didnt pay it much attention. Eventually he reached Satan in the middle of the super cold lake,
"Hey Satan!" he said happy
Satan turned and saw him. "Oh hi old buddy!"
"Hey I need a favor to ask you" Midnight said as he took a seat next to Satan. But because it was a cold cold lake he immediatey got back up again before he froze his butt I mean tail off.
"Anything for you old pal! What is it?"
Midnight said "Theres an alternate called U who's attacking people. Can you make him stop that!"
"Sure!" Satan said and took out his phome. "Sorry if this takes a while the afterlife has bad reception"
BACK IN THE ICE KINGDOM! ICELAND IS A DIFFERNET PLACE REMEMBER?
u'S PHONE rang, the dial tone was that creepy song survival horror games always play. He took it out.
"Oh it must be my boss. Crudding bloody buggering wanker heck" he said as he looked at the phone. "Hello boss?"
"Listen!" Satan said "I heard youve been scaring people and I want you to stop that or I'll fire you."
"But scaring people is my job!" U saiud. "Its the only skillset I have and no one else is hiring!"
"Well ok then I'm firing you. Well,,, sacked since your British. Dont worry I'll give you your end of month paycheck."
"No!" U said but Satan hanged up.
"Uh vhat?" Winter went since everyone else heard only U talking and a bunch of squeaky noises from the phone.
"I've been sacked!" U said and started to cry tears made of earl grey tea.
"You kan trrry finding anozer job?" Winter suggest
"Listen, the only thing I'm good at is scaring and now my only job is gone! I'm doomed to become homeless!"
Winter thought about it. "I know! You'rrre prrretty good fighterrr and I'm alays hirrring so you kan kome vork forrr me!"
"OMG REALLY?" U said with ecstasy. "OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"Da but I dont accept employees vho do drrrugs so please don't" Winter said
U lolled and threw the ecstasy away.
MEANWHILE IN MYSTERY PLACE
Morrowseer was using phone to call Chameleon.
"Okay I heard that U got bloody sacked and he isnt gonna kill and replace Winter. Sorry old chap" Morrowseer said. "But that still uses up the favor I owe you."
AND AT THE SECRET BASEMENT AT WINTERS BASE!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" Chameleon said all furiousfull as he threw darts at a piece of paper with Winters face on it. His plans had foiled and he still had Winter as boss!
AND THAT ENDS THE CHAPTER! WHAT EPIC ADVENTURES WILL MIDNIGHT GET INTO NEXT? IDK YET BUT i BET ITS SUPER AWESOME! NEXT TIME ON… ADVENTURES OF MIDNIGHTREAPER!