Dark Heroes 2
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Naruto x Harleen x Diana (Wonderwoman)
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
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Story Start
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''Hhm...'' Harley began to stir as she felt something wet against her cheek. ''Mistha N?'' she asked with a yawn on confusion and let out a squeak when two somethings impacted against her. Wait a minute...two? She opened her eyes and sure enough it was her, ''My Babies!"' she squealed as she threw her arms around the Hyenas. Bud and Lou were a pair of Hyenas that she and the Joker owned. Though, like always, she was stuck with taking care of them like she was with cooking and cleaning. It took her a moment to realize that it was ten to 10:00 A.M., two hours past what time she usually got up to make breakfast. Her body seemed to go on autopilot as she made way for the kitchen. Her babies followed after her, rubbing their faces affectionately against her legs.
A whiff of something delicious caught Harley's attention. When she arrived the kitchen she was in awe. On the table was a plate of Pancakes, Eggs, Bacon, Ham, Sausage, Hash-browns, Buttered toast, a bowl of grits, and some muffins. Her mouth began to water.
''Hey there Harl,'' Naruto greeted her with a friendly smile. ''I see you already met your surprise.''
''My surprise?'' she asked in confusion as one of the Hyena's, Bud began pawing at Naruto's pants legs. Naruto had sprouted a tail from his pants startling his companion and picking up a piece of bacon and dropping it on the floor so Bud can get it. ''You have a tail!'' she pointed out the obvious, still quite startled.
''Well yeah, didn't think I was a self proclaimed Fox just for the whiskers did you? My clothes are specially made to change when I alter my form. Reason why all the supers where the colored tights really. Normal clothes wouldn't last from reentry into space and such. So grab a plate and eat as much as you want. The juice is in the fridge.''
''Man, you really know how to treat a girl,'' she said cheerfully as she skipped toward the fridge. Naruto couldn't help but smile at how cheerful she was. It was amazing how energetic and enthusiastic she could still be considering all that has happened.
''Well I have to keep you fed while I go shopping.''
''Shopping?'' she asked as she poured herself a glass of Orange Juice.
''Yeah, unless you enjoy prancing around in my two sizes too big shirts?'' noticing her grin he rolled her eyes. ''Never-mind...anyway I need your measurements or sizes.''
''Well why can't I come with?'' she wondered as she started piling food unto a plate.
''Are you sure you're up to that?'' he said as he finished cooking the last of the hash browns. He fixed his own plate and sat at the table.
''Yeah, it'll be fun. The Joker always spent more time antagonizing the Bat or the his next big joke. Only Red really seemed to like to have fun like shopping when she was taking care of plants.''
Naruto took a bite out of the ham. ''Oh you mean Poison Ivy right?'' he asked as Harley nodded and gulp down the entire glass in one gulp. Naruto's eyes twitched slightly as Harley licked her lips quite suggestively.
''Wow this is delish. This must be the good stuff.''
''Yeah...'' he said as he focused on relaxing his little problem. ''So...'' he began to speak when his cellphone went off. ''Damnit!'' he swore as he stood up. ''Excuse me for a moment,'' he said as he took the phone out of his pocket and went into the other room. Harley after having a couple of spoon full of eggs and half a pancake she grew curious to see what was taking Naruto so long. Leaving her food at the table she walked out the kitchen and down the hall where Naruto's voice was carrying.
''How the hell did you know she was here? On second thought why did I bother asking. You're the 'God damned Batman' so this shouldn't be so surprising should it?'
Harley froze at that statement. Batman knew she was here? But curiously enough Naruto seemed really annoyed.
''She needed my help. She's not a bad person. I know she has her sins to live with, but I can redeem her? What do you mean that's ironic coming from me? Hey, there's a difference between someone who was caught up and someone whose a complete monster who has no hope of redemption. And after that last incident spying on people is really the last thing you should be doing. I'm not a League member anymore remember so procedures don't apply to me anymore. Look if she does anything I'll take responsibility, but old friends and former comrades or not if you guys push the issue I'll fight back.''
Listening for a bit more Harley noticed it became silence. She zipped back down to the kitchen to her plate and tried to act she wasn't spying on him. Entering the kitchen she saw his face was rather...impassive. ''Hey, I have some clothes that you might be able to wear. So after breakfast you can hop in the shower and try them on. I...I have to go check something right quickly. I'll be back in half an hour.'' he said, his tone seemed to be rather subdued then the friendliness and cheerfulness she was used to the past few days.
After finishing her breakfast Naruto decided to do a little snooping before she got in the shower. She knew it was wrong, but she couldn't help that she was a naturally curious person. During her snooping she realized that Naruto had a half and half ration of plain and outlandish and thematic clothes, furniture and decor. Half of his clothes was just plain blue jeans, grey sweats and wife beaters. The other half was battle armor, a series of mix-matched colored clothing, and unusual pictures.
Heading over to the bed Harley noticed something was sticking out from one of the dresser drawers. Opening she noticed it was a picture of Naruto and some woman. She seemed quite familiar. She had long dark raven haired and was quite busty. The two of them seemed quite happy. Putting the picture back Harley decided that she would not let this new information detour her. Whoever she was Naruto didn't mention her so for the time being Harley was going to work on winning the affections of her gracious host. Heading to her room she got the clothing and made her way to the bathroom. She was definitely going to do her best to impress
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Chapter End
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Final pairing is Harley x Naruto x Wonderwoman. That's it I'm afraid. I'm trying to get out more stories that aren't Harem pairings. Anyway hope you guys are enjoying the story so far. And yes I do have plans for a rather comical Naruto x Duela story. So be on the lookout for it.