To say my life sucks right at this moment would be an understatement.

It blows.

Why you ask?

Because I am an adult man trapped inside the body of a body of a baby. Forced to rely on people to feed me, wipe my ass, and move me from one place to another. Since I can no longer do any of those things myself.

At least until I reach the appropriate age to do so once more.

Now you're probably asking yourself how I ended up in this situation, right?

Well even if you aren't I'll tell you.

Simply put I died.

Yes, I died.

And in the most cliché way possible as well.

I was run over by the legendary Truck-kun. I kid you not.

Then immediately after I was I found myself surrounded by giants, speaking words I didn't understand.

So faced with that situation I did what any normal-sane person would do.

I screamed my head off.

This in turn caused the giants speaking gibberish surrounding me to scramble and start moving.

One of them taking me and gently rocking me.

When that happened I suddenly felt very, very, tired.

Before I knew it I was fast asleep.

Then when next I awoke I found myself surrounded by babies. Which made no sense. Until after some time I finally realized I too was a baby.

Which led to another freak out.

But this one lasted for less time than the last one.

Then once I finally calmed down I realized the truth of my situation that I couldn't deny no matter what. After being hit by Truck-Kun I had been reborn and given a second chance to live a new life.

I had been isekai'd.

This truth led to yet another freak-out. But for an entirely different reason.

Then once that one was over I started to wonder. Just what would my new life have in store for me?

Though that feeling of curiosity was quickly replaced with annoyance and embarrassment when I began being treated like a baby.

Which, even if I am, doesn't make all the stuff I am going through any less unbearable.

Feeling shit come out of my butt I began crying, for someone to come and change me.

All the while hoping that my years as a baby in this new life of mine passed by quickly. Because I honestly don't know how much more my mind can take of my current situation.

Please pass fast time, I beg of you.

[8 Years Later]

Looking out the window, I barely paid attention to what the teacher at the front of the classroom was saying. Since I already knew all the material he was covering.

I was a working adult with a full college education before I died after all.

So school holds no meaning for me. Even so I am forced to attend it by the nuns at the orphanage I call home since they told me they want to socialize and get along with the other children.

The only issue with that is I do not wish to get along with the other children. Namely because I have nothing in common with any of them.

Adult mind, child body. I think I just made my point.

Despite this I still come and go to school since I do not wish to worry the nuns anymore than they usually are. I mean they already have enough trouble managing the other children at the orphanage, so I don't want to become one extra problem they need to handle.

And yes, I am an orphan.

Have been since I reincarnated in this world eight years ago.

I've never met my parents in this life.

Once my stay at the hospital where I was born was over I was taken in by a church-funded orphanage.

Which actually isn't too bad a place.

Thanks to them I have a warm bed, three squares meals a day, and access to lots and lots of books and material to help me in my quest to figure out which world I reincarnated into. Because even after eight years I still have no idea.

The only thing I do know for sure is that this is likely some sort of anime world.

Namely due to the fact that people have natural hair colors green, blue, and purple. Which definitely was not the case in my last world.

Another reason I am sure I am in some sort of anime world is due to myself.

You see for reasons unknown to me I look exactly like Lancelot (Saber Version) from the mobile game Fate/Grand Order. Not only that, but my name is Lancelot Du Lac.

So, not only do I look like Lancelot, but my name is Lancelot.

Coincidence?

Not on your life.

I know my appearance and name are extremely significant, I just don't know why yet.

Though I hope it doesn't mean that I've ended up in some version of the Nasuverse. Since I do not feel like dealing with Servants, Holy Grail Wars, Counter-Guardians, etc. To say nothing of things like True Ancestors, or Angra Mainyu.

Just thinking about that stuff sends shivers across my entire body.

And the fact that I live in London, England does nothing to ease my worries in concerns that this world might be a version of the Nasuverse. Since in the Nasuverse the location of the Clock Tower is England.

So once more, I am hoping this is not a world based on any version of the Nasuverse.

Though if it isn't, that still leaves the question of what anime world this world is based on or is.

A question I hope I learn the answer to sooner rather than later.

In no time at all school came to an end.

When it did I packed up my belongings in my backpack and started heading home, towards the orphanage.

Cutting through the park like I usually did I began whistling an anime song from my previous life.

But I stopped doing so after feeling a chill across my entire body. I then suddenly felt fear coursing through every fiber of my being.

Looking around I tried to identify the reason of why I suddenly started to feel this way. In doing so I noticed two things immediately.

The first, was that there were no other people around. I was the only person in this section of the park. I didn't even hear any animals.

The second, which told me for sure something was wrong, was the sky. It was a dark swirling purple color.

"What." I muttered. Looking up at the sky.

"Hehehe."

Though I stopped doing so when I heard eerie laughter right behind me.

Swallowing a lump in my throat I slowly turned around, and in doing so I found myself staring at something straight out of a person's worst nightmares.

It was a creature with the lower body of a spider, and the upper body of a human. Except for its arms, which were octopus tentacles for some reason. But that is neither here nor there right now.

Moving my gaze up to the human head of the nightmare creature I was met with a smile from it. Which allowed me to see its dirty yellow teeth, and the bits of human flesh and bone trapped between them.

Seeing this I didn't waste another second before turning and running for my life.

Though I didn't even a chance to do so.

Since the moment I tried to run I fell flat on my face.

Right after I did so I pushed myself and scrambled to find out why I tripped. Which didn't take me long.

For I saw one of the creatures tentacle arms wrapped around my left leg.

"Oh my, where are you going little boy? The funs just about to begin." The creature happily told me.

"No! Stop! Someone, help me!" I began shouting and crying at the top of my lungs. "Someone, anyone!" I cried.

"Yes, keep going. That's music to my ears." The creature gleefully spoke. Using its tentacle arm to pull me closer and closer to it as it did.

I continued screaming and the creature continued pulling. Nothing I did deterred it.

As I moved closer and closer to the creature I felt despair over take me.

'Is this it? Am I going to die again? Is is all really over?' I thought to myself.

...

...

...

'No. No, dammit! Noooo!' I thought.

I don't want it to end like this. I don't want to die for a second time like this.

"I want to live!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"Live? The only thing you'll be doing is dying by my hands." The creature spoke. Having finally pulled me all the way to its person with its tentacle arm.

"No!" I shouted in all my defiance.

Then as if answering my call I felt something within me awaken.

My body suddenly became filled with power, and then the creature looked at me with a crazy expression, before the life faded from it eyes. Due to the fact it was suddenly skewered with numerous blades that sprung up from the ground and pierced it.

"Wh-what." I said. My voice hoarse from all the yelling and screaming I had just done. "Blades." I mused.

The things that I am looking at are definitely real blades. I know that, and yet I can't believe it.

Then again the creature dead in front of me shouldn't exist either, and yet it does so yeah.

Even so, to sate my own curiosity I reached out and touched one of the blades just to make sure it was real and I truly wasn't going insane.

As my left hand touched one of the blades closest to me I confirmed without a doubt it was real. Though the question I still had was how the blades were here? As well as what the fuck the creature in front of me was?

While these two questions rolled through my mind I suddenly jumped when I heard a female voice speak up behind me.

"Oh my, now isn't this an interesting situation."

After jumping up I turned around to see who was speaking, and when I did my jaw nearly hit the ground.

For the person, no the woman standing behind me was someone I was very familiar with.

She is a mature woman with a curvaceous body, G-cup breasts, red eyes, and long red hair separated into two braids resting in front of her body.

Here name is Irene Belserion.

A character from one of my favorite manga series, Fairy Tail.

I can't believe she's standing in front of me. No, I really can't since this is not the world of Fairy Tail.

So that begs the question, what the hell is Irene Belserion doing here?

As I began pondering this I suddenly saw black spots in my vision.

"What." I muttered.

Before I knew it the black spots began increasing, and I suddenly found myself barely able to stand. "What's, happ...ening?" I slurred. Falling to my knees.

When I did I noticed Irene slowly walking towards me, speaking.

But I could barely make her out.

"-ear...awa-...worry...you."

I didn't understand her, and I wanted to. But before I could say anything to her my vision suddenly went completely black.

Leaving me with darkness, and then nothing.

A/N: Hey all you readers, hope you enjoy my DxD story.

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