"Hey, Luigi." Luigi rolled his eyes at Spike, he guessed old habits were hard to kick if Spike was here to pick a fight with him.
"Spike." The man scooted onto the stool next to Luigi and placed an elbow on the countertop, a beer in his other hand.
"Saw your old man, surprised you're here, where's Mario?" No hello, how are you? Typical Spike but for once Luigi was done with everyone's shit and he wasn't about to take it from Spike tonight.
"You know that's funny that you're looking for my brother, one might think you have a little crush or something." Spike blinked and then let out a laugh that sounded more like the bark of some big hairy dog or something.
"Not the one I've wanted to rail, but cute. You've finally got some bark." Did Spike just admit? What the fuck was the world coming to that someone who used to bully him so adamantly admitted to wanting to sleep with him?
"Well, that's new. You used to put me in harm's way whenever I was anywhere near you. Would have never guessed you'd wanna screw me." Spike smirked, but it was almost sheepish.
"Look I know we've had bad blood, you and your brother were too easy. I admit I was wrong about both of you." Before or after they kicked Bowser's ass that first time?
"Oh yeah? I mean you did look pretty pathetic on the ground that one day. Perfect height though." Yeah, he was rusty, no cross that he didn't usually flirt or fling casually sexual comments like that. He was going to blame his beer. Spike's eyebrows rose and honestly sleeping with Spike wouldn't change a damned thing but he could do worse.
"Sounds like you could use a good time." Luigi snorted and threw Spike the bird.
"As if you could handle all this," Luigi said gesturing at himself, before slamming back the rest of his beer. He was out of here, If Spike was just going to be a giant flirt then he was leaving.
"Yeah, you're right. Walking disasters like you would be hard to handle. But I bet I could." Fine, if that was the game he was going to play.
"Prove it." And he moved through the crowd wondering if Spike would follow him or not. Well, it looked like he was getting one wish tonight if the dumbass followed him.
The cool night air slammed into him as he stepped out of the bar, he forgot how warm it could get on a busy night. A huge hand grabbed him by the waist and Spike yanked him away from the front door. He laughed and twirled out of the man's grasp.
Spike grabbed him again and frogmarched him into an alleyway before roughly kissing him. Not to be outdone Luigi snaked his arms out of Spike's grip and shoved the man against one wall. Spike was grinning like a loonytoon but that was alright he knew why.
Spike probably couldn't believe he managed to get one of them to agree to anything so dirty. He'd probably make all sorts of jokes about it, unless of course, Luigi did something to make him want to keep it to himself.
"You'd better fuck me within an inch of my life Spike because if you're pranking me right now I'm going to show you why I'm considered powerful in the other world." Spike blinked as Luigi summoned just a spark of lightning. Quick as could be just in case anyone looked down the alleyway.
"Yeah, no I'm serious I've wanted to fuck you for way too long. My apartments just this way." Luigi nodded and followed a rather handsy Spike, happily following the man into an apartment complex and into an elevator where Spike attacked his neck. Hands restlessly moving everywhere they could reach, Luigi pulled away before kissing Spike.
Allowing his tongue to coil in the other man's mouth, Spike let out a low moan and pressed him against the elevator wall rough enough to make his bruises light up across his back. The door dinged open on a floor that wasn't Spike's and the couple that had looked up looked surprised before the doors closed again, Luigi blinked before he and Spike burst into laughter.
"The looks on their faces were priceless!" Spike said with evident enjoyment at their shock.