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We're drifting away said Zoro.
Do something stupid said Zoro.
You got any ideas genius? Asks Sanji.
The steering wheel won't move an inch said Sanji.
Even if we use the paddles, those waves are too high said Franky.
Eh, No big hurry. I'm still having fun said Lucy.
The waves will take us to the island sooner or later said Lucy.
Yeah? What about Nami huh? Did you forget about her? Asks Sanji.
What is that? Asks Robin.
Is that a spider web? Asks Zoro.
At this rate, we're going to be trapped said Robin.
Hurry use the paddles quick said Franky.
It's too late we're already caught said Robin.
Dammit! Now what? The ship didn't take any damage, but it's not like we can sail anymore and by the way, I hate to see the spider that spun this thing. It's frickin huge said Franky.
Time skip
Well, this is no good. Thanks to this gigantic spider web, we're dead in the water um no pun intended said Franky.
Something's not right about this said Zoro.
It's not like we'd be leaving anyway, we have to find Nami and the others too, I guess said Sanji.
Let's head out said Sanji.
Hey! Zoro! Get your butt down here already said Lucy.
Zoro, what are you mumbling about up there? You're gonna miss all the fun said Lucy.
Are you seriously about to walk into a trap that's so damn obvious? One even a headless zombie would have the sense to run away from? Asks Zoro.
Pretty much yeah! It's not like we have anything better to do right now. If you don't go then I'm taking your lunch box said Lucy.
Son of a! Fine! I leave you alone, I'll just have to rescue you later. So I might as well just state myself to trouble and help you now said Zoro.
Alright onward said Lucy.
Took you long enough, Moss head said Sanji.
Oh, shut up said Zoro.
Scene change
Why is there suddenly a staircase leading down? Asks Sanji.
It's the only way in, so let's just go with the flow said Lucy.
Hey, I wonder if these skeletons can poop too? Said Lucy.
Yum said Lucy.
Check it out everyone, It's Cerberus, we are literally on the path to hell right now said Sanji.
I think it's kind of cute said Robin.
Are they a threat? 'cause I'm feeling super said Franky.
Three heads are overkill said Zoro.
I wonder what they taste like? Asks Lucy.
Lucy starts barking at it, and it freaks out
More like a three-headed chicken said Zoro.
Weird how they got all riled up out of nowhere said Robin.
Maybe one of the heads remembers they're supposed to be brave said Sanji.
It's possible said Robin.
Anyways said Zoro.
Uh-uh dibs, I'm gonna tame this bad boy said Lucy.
You idiot you can't just tame it. You do know it's not a regular dog said Zoro.
How different can it be? Come on, who's a good boy said Lucy.
Shake said Lucy.
All three heads bite her.
I assume we all saw this moment coming said Franky.
What big strong teeth you have said Lucy.
Now let go of Aunt Lucy's head. That's a good boy. Easy does it just like I said. Now sit said Lucy.
Roll over said Lucy.
That just happened said Sanji.
Scene change
The poor thing's body looks beat up. I'm surprised it can still walk around like that said Robin.
I wonder what wise ass I was putting this thing together 'cause whoever it was, they can't tell the difference between a dog head and a fox head said Sanji.
If this is the first creature we met on the island, I can't wait to see what other stuff we run into said Lucy.
Cerberus seems pretty down and out of it said Robin.
Come on, Robin, pity him. It'll only make him feel worse said Zoro.
Leave him alone already said Zoro.
Can you hear me Nami sweet? Said Sanji.
Hello? Where are you my feisty truffle said Sanji.
I got a good sense of direction, but I can barely tell my strong right from my Coup de Boo around here said, Franky.
There's so much fog around here that, for all we know, we could be going in circles said Robin.
Hey Nami! We would have had better luck if old Moss head here or had stayed on the boat said Sanji.
How is this my fault? Snaps Zoro.
Then they come across two creatures.
A tree with some Geezer's face is totally getting drunk with a beat-up unicorn said Lucy.
Franky and Lucy chased them down.
Look at what I caught said Lucy and Franky.
Please let me go said the tree.
Hey Lucy, what do you wanna do with these guys? Asks Zoro.
Don't tell me said Sanji.
They're so cool! How about you join my pirate crew said Lucy.
Overuuled dumbass said Zoro and Sanji.
For the last time Lucy, the skeleton was bad don't need trees and unicorns on the crew said Sanji.
I mean, we already got a raccoon dog in a robot that's messed up enough said Sanji.
Hey, how many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not a robot. I'm a cyborg said Franky.
Alright, whatever, either way you're not human said Sanji.
In my heart, I'm a human. That's what matters said Franky.
In your heart, you're a pervert pal said Sanji.
Ohh, then you understand, after all said Franky.
No! That was not a compliment said Sanji.
There was something I couldn't help but notice about that tree man and unicorn earlier said Robin.
What's that? Asks Zoro.
Just like our doggy friend here all the creatures in this forest seem to have heavy injuries, Big stitches, and numbers written on them somewhere said Robin.
Numbers huh? That's true, I didn't put much thought into it myself, But are you saying all these things are working for someone? Said Zoro.
Something like that, yes said Robin.
Hey guys do you hear noises? Asks Lucy.
Look it's that ghost said Lucy.
It did a dance and split into three! That's awesome said Lucy.
Kind of annoying how they keep saying negative over and over said Sanji.
I'm gonna catch it and keep it as a pet said Lucy.
Looks like it really is a ghost huh? Said Franky.
Franky tries breathing fire on the ghosts.
Well, dammit, that didn't work said Franky.
One of the ghosts passes through Frankiy.
I totally suck, everything I did this week totally sucks, everything I've ever done totally sucks. I might as well lay down and die. They should make me into a ceiling fan said Franky.
So your attack didn't work don't be a baby said Sanji.
Okay! Said Lucy.
I wanna die and be reincarnated as a clam, I can't cut it as a human, I'm useless! Just leave me here said Lucy.
Get over it already! What the hell's wrong with you? Said Sanji.
It would appear when the ghost pass through someone's body, they become depressed said Robin.
And how does that make any sense? Asks Sanji.
Ha! Those two are just straight up pathetic, If they had even an ounce of proper discipline, They wouldn't let themselves fall the pieces over some measly little ghosts, barely even touching them said Zoro.
A ghost passes through Zoro.
I'm not even fit to be dog food said Zoro.
Okay, I get it said Sanji.
What a pain, though it looks like Robin's theory turned out to be spot on said Sanji,
None of our attacks can harm them, but if they pass through our bodies, will be rendered helpless said Robin.
They might prove troublesome if we have to fight them said Robin.
No kidding said Sanji.
What a strange island said Robin.
Scene change
You know what? Screw you ghost, I don't want to have you ever pet anymore. I want to crush you said Lucy.
Whatever there weak point i'll find it! Just you wait said Franky.
I should call you dog food said Sanji.
Shut up! Snaps Zoro.
No, wait, sorry! You said you're not fit to be dog food said Sanji.
Those patchwork creatures with numbers on them may seem frightening, but they seem easy enough to defeat. The ghosts on the other hand, seem to be exactly the opposite said Robin.
There was one of them on the ship earlier, They showed up and vanished. It seems to me like they're watching us said Sanji.
If that's the case, the question is, who's pulling the strings said Sanji.
Hey check it out, it's a giant graveyard! Cool said Lucy.
Perfect place for a picnic don't you think? Asks Lucy.
No way this atmosphere will ruin the taste said Sanji.
What? Are you crazy? Food is awesome, it never tastes bad anywhere said Lucy.
Yeah, maybe not for you. Anyway, let's get moving said Sanji.
A zombie pops up out of the ground, and Lucy walks over and shoves him back in.
Hey! Don't put me back in the ground, jackass said the zombie.
It's an old man with serious injuries said Lucy.
Are you nuts? It's a zombie! Snapped the boys.
Don't make fun of me said the zombie.
A whole lot more zombies pop up out of the ground.
Are zombies usually this energetic? Askd Sanji.
Now I'll show you how dangerous zombies can really be said the first Zombie.
Oh you guys wanna fight huh? Well then I'll show you how dangerous pirates can be said Lucy.
The zombies are beaten up by the Pirates quite easily.
Time skip
So what you all you guys doing out here huh? Asks Lucy.
Well, zombie stuff mostly. You know, being buried, Hanging out, rotting and stuff said a zombie.
Yeah, pretty much rotting and hanging out said a second.
Same here said a third.
You're not lying to me are you? Asks Lucy.
No, really that's the truth, we swear! Zombie stuff that's all said the zombies.
I see. Then let me ask you something, Did a man with a long nose, a woman with orange hair and a reindeer that looks like a raccoon dog come through here? Asks Lucy.
Oh yeah, right right right! We may have seen them, but we're not supposed to… said the second zombie.
Sorry we can't say said a fourth zombie.
Yeah, we're under specific orders not to share any information about stuff like that with anyone, sorry about that said a fifth zombie.
Yeah, we have our orders said another.
Ohh, I see so you're not gonna tell me, huh? Said Lucy.
I mean, yeah, we saw them said the zombies.
These zombies are wimps said Zoro.
Wow said Franky.
Those guys are part of my crew said Lucy.
Listen up you didn't do anything to them, did you? Asks Lucy.
Wait. They're on your crew? Asks a zombie
No, we didn't right? Said another.
Right, we did nothing at all said a Third.
Nothing at all, said a fourth.
I want the truth right now said Lucy.
This guy did something said a zombie, pointing to the headless zombie
Hey shut up tattletale said The headless zombie.
And anyway, you're the one that bit 'em said the the headless zombie.
Actually, we all did, said a third.
Idiot shut up said a bunch of Zombies.
The straw hats beat up the zombies once again.
Looks like they ran outta here and headed for that mansion said Lucy.
I'm glad they're all right. I'm not sure about Brook though said Lucy.
That's fine don't worry about him said Sanji.
Let's find the others said Zoro.
Scene change
Oh man, how lame those zombies were a bunch of weaklings saud Lucy.
Yep, how did they're sorry because it's in doesn't even count on the warm up said Franky.
Still, this is no time to let your guard down, You never know when someone stronger than those guys. It's gonna pop up said Zoro.
Whoa, wait. You're not getting scared, are you, buddy? Said Sanji.
Gonna cry? Asks Sanji.
Up yours! I'm not scared! A swordsman is never afraid of the dark said Zoro.
We'll see when I knock your lights out said Sanji.
Come on! You wanna piece of me? Said Zoro.
Wait, stop! Hold on a minute! Said a voice.
I saw you face those zombies. All you have touched unbelievable strength said a man.
There's something I'd like to talk to you about. Would you please listen? Said the man.
Old man with serious injuries said Lucy.
Idiot we told you they're zombies! Snaps the guys.
Actually, she's right on the money said the man.
That's too confusing! Can't you just be a zombie? Geez! Said the boys.
Alright, so what did you wanna tell? Asks Lucy.
There's an evil man who must be brought down and I think you youngsters are strong enough to do it. He's left a trail of victims in his wake, If you defeat him, they'll all be rescued. If you'd help me get my shadow back, I'd be ever so grateful said the man.
Your shadow? Said Sanji.
Hold on. Did we just find another guy who had his shadow taken away? Asks Franky.
Let me take a look said Lucy.
It's true! He really doesn't have a shadow! He's just like Brook said Lucy.
Well damn that sucks! So who did this to you? Is he here somewhere on this island? Said Zoro.
Mor-Moria! His name is Moria and he's terrifying said the man.
Moria? Said Robin.
You don't mean gecko Moria by any chance? Asks Robin.
That's right! Yes, that's him said the man.
Robin, do you know this guy? Asks Lucy.
Yes, but only by name said Robin.
And if I remember correctly, his former bounty would even higher than yours Lucy said Robin.
Wait former? So that means said Sanji.
Yes, Gecko Moria is one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea said Robin.
He is? Said the others.
Are you sure? Really? Asks Lucy.
Yeah, Gecko Moria is a man of many mysteries said, Robin.
But what's big shot like that doing in a dump hole like this? Asks Franky.
I'm not sure exactly, but what I can tell you is he's left behind many victims, most of which are wandering around lost in this very forest said the man.
Just how many is many? Asks Zoro.
Who knows? The fact that you were all invited here as well means that Moria is out to get you too, no doubt about it said the man.
Invited? We weren't… I see said Zoro.
We hide in this dark forest scared of the zombies and other creatures here, we can't head out to sea because we'd be exposed to the sun! With this body, we can does it as it's hard to find the will to keep on living! Once just once before I die, I'd like to walk under the sun. To feel its warmth on my skin said the man.
Just one more time said the man.
That's awful! How touching you been through so much! Such a gut-wrenching story! But I'm not crying got it Jerk said Franky.
Oh come on, you big crybaby! You're way too compassionate about this kind of stuff said Zoro.
Enough of this said Sanji.
Hey creepy grandpa only ladies get to persuade me with their tears! Show a little backbone will ya said Sanji.
Well, you're in luck, we're looking for a guy who steals shadows, and I'm pretty sure he's the one. If he's coming after us, then just makes things easier. I'm gonna kick his ass And if that saves you while we're at it, then it's fine by me said Lucy.
Okay? Said Lucy.
Oh! That's very kind of you! Thank you! Thank you! You've given me hope said the man.
We can't thank you enough said someone.
We're counting on you said another.
Yeah, tear Moria a new one said a third.
What the hell?The other victims huh? It's not polite to eavesdrop said Sanji.
Sorry about that Mr. Freaky Curly Eyebrows guy said one of the men.
That's a crappy way to apologize said Sanji.
Time skip
Is that rain? Asks Lucy.
Man, that sure came out of nowhere said Zoro.
It's really coming down too. Should we run to the mansion? Said Franky.
Hold on a sec said Lucy.
Huh? Said Zoro.
I see something really big by the mansion said Lucy.
Over there, it looks like some kind of mark said Lucy.
Mark? Said Franky.
The rain's clearing the fog, I see it. Is that a flag? Said Zoro.
No, I'm pretty sure that's a sail said Franky.
Yes, you're right said the man.
Hey why are you still following us? Snaps the boys.
Right about what? Asks Lucy.
Like he said, what you see is a sail of giant 's so large seeing the entire thing at once is quite difficult said the man.
You see Thriller Bark is not the island, It appears to be. Believe it or not, it's actually the world's largest pirate ship said the man.
This whole island is a pirate ship? Asks Sanji.
The largest one in the world? Said Zoro.
Awesome said Lucy.
I get it said Franky.
So Thriller bark huh? Said Franky.
A bark is a type of sailing ship with three or more masts! But it's hard to believe this entire island is some sort of boat said Franky.
The back of the mansion is where you'll find the mainmast, It's also the home of Gecko Moria said the man.
Well, here we go, to the ghost mansion said Lucy.
Hello? Nobody's there, i'm going in said Lucy.
Hey give them a minute said Sanji.
Aw, it's locked said Lucy.
Lucy ends up breaking the lock on the door.
Hey, now it opens said Lucy.
Yeah, since you smashed the lock off said Zoro.
Gecko Moria! I'm here to kiss your ass said Lucy.
Pretty creepy looking entranceway said Franky.
Doesn't seem like anyone's here said Zoro.
Hey, any monsters in here? Gecko Moria? Calls Lucy.
Shouldn't there be a servant around here? They gotta have tons of them in a mansion this size said Zoro.
And what's with the mess? They have a fight in here or what? They better not have hurt Nami said Sanji.
You're quite audacious, aren't you? Those who know our master usually know to fear him said a pig head.
Huh? Why is there a pig sticking out of the wall? Asks Lucy.
Oh we have many surprises yet to come! What do you say we welcome our guests, gentlemen? Said the pig head.
Well, that's great. Are these painting zombies too? Said Sanji.
That's certainly what it looks like said Robin.
After all, we've seen on this island, we should expect by now said Robin.
I'll only ask this once. Where did you hide Nami? Said Sanji.
Screaming like that really isn't ladylike. It's a shame 'cause you're so pretty said Robin.
You think so? Asks the female zombie.
Well, you're better off just staying in your frame and smiling. Now twist said Robin.
The same goes for you said Robin.
He broke my spirit half. What is this guy body made of metal? Said the zombie.
Okay! Stop! Stop! Stop! Who are you guys? Said the zombie.
Are you really on the same crew as those cowards from before? Asks the zombie.
Yep said Franky.
Two Sword Style: Nin Giri said Zoro.
Nin Giri? What is this? Sushi? Give me some said the another zombie.
Open wide said Zoro.
I'll just stick to Ramen said the Zombie.
Wow, this island's a party everywhere you go said Lucy.
You little twerp said a rug.
Too bad if you hadn't tried to smash me, I would have asked you to join my crew said Lucy.
Now Gum-Gum Bazooka said Lucy.
No! Not bear rug said the pig head.
Well, that takes care of that said Lucy.
Hold on not yet! Still got this little piggy up there said Franky.
Time skip
Ohh those three friends of yours? We fed them, bathed them, and gave them a warm bed to sleep in. Good news right? We're all friends said the pig.
Like we're gonna fall for that said Franky.
No, I swear I'm not lying to you! Why don't you go see for yourselves? Right up those stairs! Go ahead said the pig.
Hold on. Something's wrong here said Franky.
Didn't you notice? Our chef is missing said Franky.
He was just here a second ago. Any of you zombie guys seen where he went? Said Lucy.
Stop laughing they can hear you said the pig.
They must have nabbed him and taken him away when we weren't looking, Goodbye Sanji rest in piece said Zoro.
That ain't cool said Franky.
Eh, it's no biggy, it's Sanji said Lucy.
I'm sure he's gonna be fine said Lucy.
Maybe but I'm worried about the other three said Robin.
If the zombie were able to kidnap Sanji so easily, I'm sure there are a lot of trouble right now said Robin.
You're not so strong. The truth of the matter is, you hardly put a dent in our numbers said the pig.
Oh? Said Franky.
You on the other hand, just lost one of your key fighters. I wonder who's next said the pig.
At any rate, let's be careful and try to stick together from now on said Robin.
Admit it, you're scared you don't stand a chance said the pig.
I suppose we could threaten him. But even if he did, I doubt he would tell us where they are said Robin.
Fine. We'll just drag him with us and use him as a guide said Zoro.
What? Said the pig.
Yes, guide them said one of the zombies.
Hey now come on said the pig.
Go ahead if you want to die so badly, challenge our master. It's your funeral said another.
He's so frightening I can't even speak his name. But here let me try, Gecko Mori… ahh! Just as I thought it's too scary said a third.
He's one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, you know said another.
Those missing friends of yours are probably dead or even worse, consider yourselves lucky that you've lost so few. I saved my own skin if I were you said a zombie.
If you face Gecko Mori… I mean, if you face our master, none of you will survive. You'll do well to leave before you incur his wrath said the zombie.
Sorry, but I don't take advice from paintings said Lucy.
You wanna help? Give a message to that Stupid Master of yours said Lucy.
Tell him if lays a single finger on any of my friends, i'll kick his ass so hard this whole island will split in half said Lucy.
Sanji's fine even if he's alone it's not like he's just going to roll over and die, come on guys said Lucy.
Franky picks up the pig and carries him along.
Hold on! You're not really taking me along with you? Said the pig.
Say something, you guys said the pig.
Time skip
I guess that old guy was right, Moria has been watching us this whole time said Franky.
We gotta keep our eyes peeled for trapped, or we'll end up like our cook said Franky.
We're already missing half our damn crew, wouldn't surprise me if Moria was trying to split us up said Franky.
This is probably just Sanji's fault, he is pretty dumb said Zoro.
Still, I can't believe we found one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea out here said Zoro.
My question is, what are we gonna do with one of our shadows gets stolen? Said Franky.
Now that would be interesting said Robin.
Don't look at me! I'm not squealing said the pig.
I know I promised that old guy I'd beat up Moria, but maybe that should be second on the list. Gotta look out for my crew first said Lucy.
I can't tell you where your friends are, but wherever it is, they're in for a world of pain said the pig.
But I wouldn't worry about them, you're not much better off yourselves, you'll see said the pig.
She punches the pig in the head.
Ok, wall pig you're gonna stop oinking and start guiding us. Got it? Said Lucy.
Yes, ma'am said the pig.
Zoro stops and looks behind them.
Hm? Something wrong? Asks Franky.
No just my imagination said Zoro.
Time skip
Hello, Sanji? Anybody? Said Lucy.
Stupid pig just tell us where you hit our friends already. Come on said Lucy.
Like I said before, I score you like. I don't know a thing said the pig.
When we get our cook back, we're making bacon out of you said Franky.
Perhaps they were strangled and they can't call out for help said Robin.
No more predictions out of you! They're way too depressing said Franky.
Hey wait a second! When did we last see Zoro? Said Lucy.