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I don't like this said, Franky.
I wonder what could have happened to them, It's certainly strange said Robin.
There's nowhere for them to go though. They were walking right next to us said Franky.
Perhaps ghosts had something to do with it said Robin.
I hope they didn't lose any limbs said Robin.
Dammit! Stop at all that creepy talk and start thinking about how we can find those guys and save them said Franky.
Zoro! Sanji! Man, where did they go? Said Lucy.
This is no time to screw around! What's wrong with you? Said Franky.
Hey everybody knows that there's armor lying around you gotta put it on and wear it! It's like fulfilling a dream said Lucy.
What? Oh wow, that's a good point said Franky.
Don't tell me when you made your body out of iron you gave yourself a cold iron heart too said Lucy.
I'm sorry you're right! Even if I have a fist of iron, that's the replacement for a heart full of dreams said Franky.
Yay! Song time said, Lucy.
Realizing I lost something so precious a cold wind has blown Through the rusty cracks of my heart said Franky.
I call this one Steel Cyborg Traveler Blues said Franky.
I think you forgot the situation here said the pig.
Hey there's a large hall up ahead said Robin.
Really? Said Lucy.
I see that's what this is said, Robin.
Robin are Ussop and the others here? Asks Lucy.
No, but take a look at this room said Robin.
We should be outside once we pass through here said Robin.
Whoa, what is this place? Asks Lucy.
Looks like some kind of arena said, Franky.
It's actually a lot more complicated than that. Oh, but don't worry about the details, you'll find out soon enough since you've conveniently walked right into our trap said the pig.
Franky said, Lucy.
Who is that? Asks Robin.
A haunted suit of armor said Lucy.
It must be a zombie said Robin.
It has spears piercing its body, but it's still moving around said Robin.
So now the zombies are arming themselves? Great because this wasn't bad enough said Franky.
Hard Right said, Franky.
The zombie uses a sword technique, but Frankie dodges it.
Right through the wall saud Franky.
So what if you can use a sword said, Franky.
Weapons Left said Franky.
Stop wasting my time punk said Franky.
Look man he's tough said Lucy.
What the hell? Said Franky.
Did he just? Said Lucy.
Impossible said Robin.
A little cut from a dead guy ain't gonna kill me said Franky.
Franky tosses the zombie through some structure, but it once again gets back up.
Stay down already said, Lucy.
That guy's different, he's a lot tougher And those knuckleheads we are being the crap out of earlier said Franky.
Now you will know real terror! You'll see what makes a zombie truly frightening said the pig.
Hey, why are you way over there? Asks Lucy.
They don't feel even a hint of pain, and they don't get tired, and these zombie generals offer even more said the pig.
They all made quite a neighbor themselves before they died and came back to life. Among them are a Knight, a wicked criminal, a samurai, a pirate, and also a gunslinger. Just imagine the possibilities these ruthless fighters combined with the relentless power of the undead. Not a single member of your crew is going to escape this place. Give up your done said the pig.
Shut up pig said Lucy.
Wall zombie said the pig.
A wall comes down in front of her.
He locked us in here said Lucy.
Then we can only move forward, but said Robin.
Whoa said, Lucy.
Speaking from experience of fighting one zombie general, I'd say we're in pretty deep crap here said Franky.
There's armor guys everywhere said Lucy.
Trying to take down these corpses one at a time doesn't seem like the way to go, trying to take em on all at once seems like an even dumber idea. This ain't good said Franky.
Yeah, you got a point and this isn't even the fight we came in here for said Lucy.
If we somehow managed to escape this hall, we'd most likely end up outside the courtyard said Robin.
Right then let's split up and meet there and be careful! I don't want anyone else to disappear got it said, Lucy.
Got it said, Robin.
Attack said a zombie.
Let's go said Lucy.
Yeah said, Franky.
Time skip
It doesn't seem like we're making any headway said Robin.
Dammit! Kicking their asses over and over is gonna ware me out said Franky.
They're stubborn huh? What a pain said, Lucy.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Lucy.
One Sword Style: Thirty-Six Caliber Phoenix said a voice.
That move! Zoro said Lucy.
Zoro what's your problem? That's dangerous said Lucy.
Scars on the back are the shame of a swordsman, but I've got scars on my entire body said the zombie.
You look different, but you are Zoro, right? Asks Lucy.
Nuh-uh, i'm Jigoro said Jigoro.
Jigoro? You mean you're not Zoro? Said Lucy.
Then why are you using Zoro's sword move? Asks Lucy.
I'm tired of hearing your loud you damn Pirate! You're my sworn enemy said Jigoro.
I am? Said Lucy.
I'm gonna cut you into little pieces said Jigoro.
Man, you're a lot like Zoro! Only dumber said Lucy.
Time skip
Ah! This sucks said Lucy.
Let me go, you bastard! Open up this coffin and let me out said Lucy.
You're gonna regret this said Lucy.
Time skip
Master we're back! We've done it said a voice.
Shut up about your stupid master and let me outta here said Lucy.
I can't see anything said Lucy.
Where am I? Quit ignoring me said Lucy.
How are you guys? Asks Lucy.
Let me go! Stop it said Lucy,
They throw her into a cage.
You're lucky I'm in here! Cause when I get out I'm kicking your asses said Lucy.
Little jerks! What do these things want from me? Said Lucy.
You sure are fat, what the heck do you eat? Said Lucy.
So this is the famous Straw Hat Lucy, huh? Said Moria.
Well, you're energetic if nothing else said, Moria.
And you must be Moria, I hear you're a real jerk said Lucy.
I gotta admit, I admire your confidence said Moria.
I'd expect nothing less from a girl with a bounty of 300 million said Moria.
You'll certainly make an outstanding underling. You're perfect for what I had in mind said Moria.
Underling? Screw that said, Lucy.
Who do you think you are? Asks Lucy.
Who do I think I am? Said Moria.
Are you asking me that ironically? Asks Moria.
Isn't it obvious? I am the man who will become King of the Pirates said Moria.
Time skip
After some time, three people arrive.
Welcome, I'm glad you could make it said Moria.
Now hurry and make me King of the Pirates said, Moria.
Of course, said the trio.
What did you say about King of the Pirates said Lucy.
No one's gonna be Queen of the Pirate but me said, Lucy.
Now untie these ropes, you damn jerk! Let me outta here said Lucy.
Usopp, Nami, Chopper, Sanji, Zoro! Give me back my friends! I know you got them you big fat onion said Lucy.
Quite an energetic lady we've got here said Hogback.
I take it this is Straw Hat Lucy said Hogback.
She looks like she could barely tie her own shoes. Are you sure this is the girl that took on the world government? Said Perona.
Do you have any idea why she's wearing the armor of a zombie general? Asks Absalom.
What's wrong with all you people? You never dreamed of being a knight before? Asks Lucy.
And did this dream involve getting your dumbass caught and getting thrown in a cage? Asks Absalom.
Hey, you know what Straw Hat Lucy? You just dropped a lot of names there said Moria.
Since we've only caught three of your guys so far said Moria.
Including you we've caught Pirate Hunter Zoro And some lanky blonde guy who was with your crew, but doesn't seem to have a bounty said Moria.
The only one I know with blonde hair is Sanji said Lucy.
No way! This is bad they caught Zoro and Sanji said Usopp.
How's that possible? They got them and Lucy? said Chopper.
No offense, but they're the strongest guys on our crew said Nami.
How the hell were they the first ones to get caught? asks Nami
I don't know who any of these guys are, but they are seriously dangerous said Usopp.
That reminds me what happened to the three you're in charge of Perona? asks Hogback.
I saw the Risky brothers were supposed to deliver them to us said Hogback.
They're supposed to give them to Kumashi, but they haven't yet. Let's hope they didn't escape during transit said Perona.
You hear that? They're talking about us said Usopp.
Shut up! don't tell them you bastard said Usopp.
Didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut? yells Perona.
You're too strict on Kumashi unbearably strict you might say said Absalom.
Among these three, my bride to be is the one to watch out for said Absalom.
She caused a rebellion of sorts in the middle of your garden said Absalom.
Huh? Hey, hang on a second! Dammit! said Absalom.
Hold back you better not have laid a single finger on my bride, you bastard said Absalom.
You bring her to me now said Absalom.
Your bride doesn't want you said Cindry.
What Cindry? What'd you say? said Absolam.
Hey, come on, Cindry! You're not helping matters here! And by the way, why'd you always stand in front of me like that? said Hogback.
She doesn't want you either said Cindry.
Why did you say that? That never once crossed my mind said Hogback.
What do you think these guys are planning to do now that they've caught Lucy? asks Nami.
And Sanji and Zoro too, it's gotta be something bad said Chopper.
Let's not forget, we're in danger too, And it's not like we can just abandon Lucy, right? said Usopp.
Shut it! That's right, there you go just like that said Usopp.
I don't care what anyone says, I've already decided she's the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with said Absalom.
I told you she doesn't want you said Cindry.
Quit saying that said Abalsom.
Please Cindry let's try to be polite said Hogback.
Absolam's love life is none of your business said Hogback.
Nobody will ever want him or you said Cindry.
How can you be so cold and hurtful to me? There's someone out there for all of us said Hogback.
Shut up! Enough already said Moria.
Your whining is giving me a headache. If those pirates somehow got away, I'll hold every one of you responsible said Moria.
I gathered that three of you here To commemorate the birth, or rather the rebirth of a powerful new addition to the crew of Thriller Bark said Moria.
She really is quite impressive said a zombie.
Master! The Pirates escaping. She ate right through the bars of the cage said another.
They did what now? She ate the cage? Said Moria.
Let's just see you jerks try to catch me now said Lucy.
Luffy said Nami and Chopper.
Go said Usopp.
Such a promising shadow said Hogback.
Hold on, Absalom, we're in a tight space here said Perona.
Here let me catch her okay said Perona.
Yeah, I'd like to see you try, slowpoke said Lucy.
Negative Hallow said Perona.
Those things?! I'm not falling for the same trick twice said Lucy.
The three ghosts pass through her, and she gets depressed again.
That's it, I just wanna die or be reincarnated as a sea cucumber said Lucy.
First, she wants to be a Pirate Queen, then a Knight, and now a sea cucumber? Sad said Absalom.
Damn you, let me go said Lucy.
Let's illuminate our friend here said Moria.
What are you gonna do you jerk? I'm gonna make you pay said Lucy.
What? What the hell? My shadow said, Lucy.
No, don't do it said Lucy.
The shadow of a woman with a 300 million Beri bounty is all mine And now I will create the most powerful, special zombie the world has ever seen said Moria.
Lucy said the trio.
Now Straw Hat just becomes another one of my subjects, And my ultimate minion will have the power he needs to come to life said Moria.
Poor Lucy said Usopp.
What just happened? That's not possible, is it? Asks Nami.
Her shadow! He cut it off and took it said Chopper.
Wait a minute. We've heard about this, haven't we? Said Usopp.
Didn't that skeleton say the same thing happened to him? Asks Usopp.
Yeah, I remember. He said his shadow was stolen ans this must be the guy that did it said Nami.
I bet you're right how awful said Chopper.
What's the trick? It must be a devil fruit power said Chopper.
Kumashi, am I imagining things or were you speaking again? Asks Perona.
When I say, don't talk, you shut your mouth for good said Perona.
Listen you don't make me keep repeating myself over and over again! You're not the least bit cute when you talk, so don't do it said Perona.
She's very strict with poor Kumashi, scary strict even said Absalom.
Is there something you'd like to stay? Because if you'd like to talk, don't ever said Perona.
This little lady is just what I need to bring me one step closer to becoming King of the Pirates, right, Dr Hogback? Asks Moria.
Since the time I met you 10 years ago, I put all my time, energy, and resources into making number 900 said Hogback.
With that shadow, it will make the greatest zombie of all time. With that power at your fingertips, nothing will be beyond your reach said Hogback.
That means it will only be a matter of time before I become the cemetery king of the entire world said Absalom.
And I'll transform all the cute creatures of the world into zombies, Then I'll have an entire kingdom full of adorable servants who never talk back said Perona.
That's right, it doesn't matter who the person is, how powerful they are, or how strong-willed they may be. Once that shadow was taken and placed in another, they bow your will. Soon, I'll fill the world with my servants. As I had had an army like that before, I wouldn't have been beaten by that idiot Kaido in the New World. I think it's about time we opened his eyes, don't you? Said Moria.
Gyoro, Nin, Bao said Moria.
Yes, master what's your command said the trio.
Go on ahead and open the door to the special refrigerator said Moria.
Right! As you wish master said the trio.
It's almost time sweet 900 in but in a few moments, your eyes will be opened at last said Moria.
The perfect shadow had finally found its way to my doorstep and once I place it inside you, you'll help me become king of the Pirates said Moria.
Hey spider mouse come here said Absolem.
Yes, siad the spider mouse.
Take Straw Hat Lucy's body and throw it back on her ship. Make sure you remove those webs we'll be in trouble if she dies said Absalom.
You got it said the spider mouse.
Another appears.
Wait. I've got an urgent report to give you said the second spider mouse.
What is it? Asks Absalom.
Just moments ago, the spider monkey captain Tararan was defeated by intruders said the spider mouse.
Defeated? None of that matters as long as his shadow wasn't removed said Absalom.
Well, it's just that the shadow was removed said the spider mouse.
You're certain of this? Asks Absalom.
Yes, there's no doubt said the spider mouse.
It's him, Absalom, Only one man is capable of doing this. He has returned said Hogback.
Damn, that humming swordsman! It seems the reports I received this morning were so crazy after all said Absalom.
How could this have happened? Asks Hogback.
The humming swordsman is running around removing every zombie shadow he comes across. Out of nowhere, the number of casualties had gone through the roof. Everything's playing out just like that terrible ordeal went through 5 years ago said the spider mouse.
That swordsman, that damn humming swordsman, bastard! That infuriating troublemaker is the only enemy that we have that knows this weakness of the zombie. How did he manage to return here again? What is she doing? How much damage has he managed to do this time? Said Hogback.
Cindry stop that! Why do you keep blocking me? Said Hogback.
The humming swordsman. I've heard many stories about him but just what kind of a man is he? Asks Perona.
You don't mean that you… Perona, are you saying you've never seen his face before? I see then that's probably how he slipped past your ghost network undetected said Absalom.
Yeah, so it would seem said, Perona.
Master apparently that humming pain the ass had returned said Absalom.
Like I care! Don't bother me with such nonsense idiot! Said Moria.
I'm busy you take care of it said Moria.
Hold on said Absalom.
Sorry to keep you waiting master said Gyoro, Nin, and Bao.
Come on, let's make our way to the refrigerator said Moria.
Master I have news concerning the current situation said a spider mouse.
He whispers something to Absalom.
Why didn't you say something before fool? Said Absalom.
If that's the case, slowing him down shouldn't be an issue said Absalom.
Keep me informed of any more problems that arise. Now, hurry up and put Straw Hat on the boat.
You got it said the spider mouses.
They pick Lucy up and carry her away.
Lucy said to Nami.
Idiot keep quiet said Usopp.
She lost her shadow, that doesn't mean she's dead, remember? BBrooks said so said Usopp.
Kumashi, hurry up said Perona.
We can't just hop out right now, wait for the right moment said Usopp.
It sounds like they have plans for Lucy's shadow, We need to keep hiding in here and find out where they're taking it so we can rescue it later said Usopp.
Time skip
I'm looking forward to this, When I first came across this corpse in the land of ice, I couldn't stop shaking said Hogback.
Honestly, I was trembling said Hogback.
It's simply fascinating that such a monstrous creature was alive and breathing, Wreaking havoc across the seas 500 years ago. The countries that fell at his hands were taken whole. Under his strength, a legendary nation of criminals was born. Imagine my surprise when I found myself staring at the demon they called the continent puller said Hogback.
It keeps getting colder and colder said Usopp.
Where in the world are these guys going anyway? Asks Usopp.
I have no idea but they said something earlier about some sort of special refrigerator, didn't they? Said Nami. Yeah, you're right.
Oh yeah, you're right said Usopp.
I can't believe I'm going to revive this extraordinary creature said Hogback.
This won't go down in the books of zombie creatures! Cindry, why do you keep blocking me? Said Hogback.
Another legend will be brought back to life said Moria.
It's been quite a while hasn't it 900 said Moria.
The time for his revival is finally here, behold the only warrior in history who is ruthless and powerful enough to be given the name Devil! This is Oars said Moria.
The warlord makes his way over to the giant corpse.
Shall we begin? Said Moria.
Chopper they'll hear you be quiet said Nami.
I see your as energetic as your master. Little shadow said Moria.
But now I'm your new master, Fear not, for I shall grant you both a voice and a body so you may live on as a zombie said Moria.
Abandon your memories and abandon your remembrance of humanity So you may serve me as an undying soldier said Moria.
Lucy's shadow nods its head.
Contract completed said Moria.
It works like this Cindry, You're supposed to give up all your memories, all the ties to your past life said Hogback.
That means we should be able to eat on plates, right? Asks Hogback.
If you say that again, I'm going to break plates in your knees said Cindry.
You're scary! Please Cindry stop said Hogback.
Cindry's way too hard on Dr. Hogback! Dr Harshback said Absalom.
Now awaken! Your five hundred years of slumber has come to an end said Moria.
This is weird said Usopp.
The shadow's gone said Nami.
It wnet in said Absalom.
The corpse begins to move.
Stop it! Don't scream said Nami.
Zombies eyes open and the three fall out of there hiding spot.
The corpse moved said Usopp, Nami, and Chopper.
Who's there? Asks Moria.
Crap! We're screwed. He found us said Usopp.
Can you blame me for screaming? Asks Nami.
We're all going to die said Chopper.
Kumashi! Don't tell me you were conspiring with those pirates behind my back said Perona.
My soon-to-be bride! What… what are you dong here? Asks Absalom.
You can't escape said the zombie trio.
Oars breaks the chains and stands up.
Beautiful said Hogback.
A chunk of ice lands on the doctor.
A work of art! A masterpiece! Just great said Hogback.
I'm hungry said Oars.
Kumashi don't let go said Perona.
The three are blown away.
Run said Nami.
OK, someone wanna explain this to me? Said Usopp.
When Lucy's shadow entered that thing, it started moving said Chopper.
At least we know how the zombies work now said Nami.
It really… it really came back to life said Chopper.
There's only one explanation for all of this. The big guy must have devil fruit powers said Usopp.
The first thing that the giant monster said was meat. That means it doesn't just have Lucy's shadow. It has part of her personality too said Nami.
I guess so huh? Said Usopp.
This is all starting to make sense now, It's just like when that penguin we ran into was acting like Sanji said Nami.
I see. So you're saying they put Sanji's shadow inside of that thing said Usopp.
That seems to be what happened said Nami.
Then the samurai who hit us with the back of his sword. That was Brook, of course, said Usopp.
All of your stuff that's happening on this island, it's all his fault, isn't it? This isn't giving people a second chance at life, No one would ask for this. No one would want it. He's playing God using humans as puppets said Chopper.
He's not trying to save anyone! He lied to all of us, he's nothing more than another villain said Chopper.
Now's not the time to get depressed over something like that! The only people we need to worry about are our crew members said Usopp.
I hate to say it, but it's up to us to say them now said Usopp.
We can't just run and hide anymore. We gotta go to wherever they're taking Lucy's body said Usopp.
Right said Nami.
Time skip
A lady said to Sanji.
With meat said Lucy.
And swords said Zoro.
You guys are hopelessly said Chopper.
Time skip.
That bastard! Where's my shadow said, Lucy.
It ain't here, you idiot! Take a look at where you are said, Franky.
Huh? This is… said Lucy.
Yeah, the Sunny said Franky.
Wait, what are we doing back here all of a sudden? Asks Zoro.
Oh crap! It wasn't a dream after all was it? I really lost my shadow. This feels weird said Zoro
You guys, this is an emergency! Someone came in here and stole our food while we were out said Lucy.
Now I'm mad said Lucy.
A girl with a mouse for a grub is complaining that there's nothing to eat, I'm mad too, But at least they left the dry food behind said Sanji.
Who cares about that stuff? I need meat, bastards said Lucy.
I screwed up. How could I let this happen? I really let my guard down said Zoro.
They took our lunch boxes! There's nothing but cheese no fair why cheese? Said Lucy
Where's Nami? Is she waiting outside or something? Asks Sanji.
About that um said Usopp.
Uh said Chopper.
You let some bastard kidnap my angel? Said Sanji.
Why didn't you chase them to the ends of the world? Asks Sanji.
It's not really our fault ok! This particular guy is kinda hard to catch, you see said Usopp.
You tell me who he is and where I can find him, I'll hunt them down now and bring her back said Sanji.
Wait let me explain the situation here, It's sort of complicated said Usopp.
OK, this is the deal, you guys. Even if it kills us, we have two big important things we have to get back no matter what said Usopp.
Food and Nami! Oh and our shadows too, that's three said Lucy.
OK, I'm not really sure if one of those makes the list Food is great and all but let's focus on shadows and Nami for now said Usopp.
H-he's going to marry her! No way in hell! Let me at him said Sanji.
Wow, this guy must be pretty brave if he wants to marry Nami said Lucy.
And what's others about me being a monster? Why does my shadow get to do all the cool stuff? Asks Lucy.
So Usopp, you Guys already saw who or what have Lucy's and Sanji's shadows, right? Asks Zoro.
No one told me we were fighting one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea said Usopp.
Can I just hide in a hole and cry myself to sleep? Asks Chopper.
You guys were all business just a second ago said Franky.
We didn't know any about better said the two.
Oh, wait! I almost forgot said Usopp.
Hey wait a second said Lucy.
If you put someone's shadow in a zombie, they act like that person, right? I think I've seen your zombie Zoro said Lucy.
Oh yeah? What kind of guy was he? Asks Zoro.
Well, he looked just like you. Since he was wearing wooden clogs, I could tell he wasn't you said, Lucy.
All right, whatever you say then said Zoro.
So if we find this guy with the clogs, the dog penguin that has Sanji's shadow, and Lucy's giant monster zombie Then all we gotta do is throw some salt in their mouths, and then we'll get our shadows back, is that it? Said Zoro.
Uh-huh, that's what it looks like said, Franky.
Nice job on figuring out their weakness, how'd you pull that one off? Said Zoro.
Save your thanks for the Afro skeleton, Not only did he know how to beat the zombies, But he told us you'd be waiting back here on the Sunny said Franky.
What? You ran into Brook again? Said Lucy.
Yeah, though I feel a little bad because I asked him a pretty cruel question Even though you wanted him to join the crew when I first met the guy, I didn't give him a fair shake said Franky.
Truth be told, I barely even thought of him as human. But once I actually took the time to talk to him for a second, I found out he has a real backbone. Other than the obvious I mean said Franky.
What I'm saying is I was wrong. That skeleton is a real man said Franky.
I shouldn't have said it, but said, Franky.
He proceeded to tell them what Brook said.
So, there, you have it that day, the whole story said Franky.
Laboon said, Lucy.
It's crazy what are the chances? Said Usopp.
I'll be damned said Sanji.
Oh right, Chopper and Robin weren't with us then said Usopp.
We met that whale before, we know that promise said Lucy.