I don't own One piece.
Hold on you know him? That's crazy how is that possible? Asks Franky.
It was when we passed through to the Grand Line at the Two Capes That damn giant whale was blocking the entrance said Sanji.
Sanji tells the tale.
Thanks to Lucy's idiotic temper Laboon swallowed the ship with us on board said Sanji.
What the whale ate you guys? Said Chopper.
And this is the same Laboon as Brooks? Asks Robin.
Has to be there was an old lighthouse keeper that lived inside his gut that told us all about the whale said Sanji.
What? Said Chopper.
That flower head guy said, Lucy.
Not only did he go inside him, He took care of him and treated his wounds said Sanji.
What's a lighthouse guy know about wounds? Asks Franky.
He was apparently the doctor of a pirate crew at one time said Usopp.
Wow. But how did the whale get so hurt that he needed a doctor to treat him? What happened? Said Chopper.
Is that the Red Line, grief drove him to keep bashing his head at the dividing wall said Sanji.
The grief from abandonment. He spent 50 years here, believing that his friends would return for him after their voyage said Sanji.
I couldn't believe it, but somehow Lucy managed to convict him to stop breaking through the wall Like a damn idiot. Even now, he's alive out there, waiting at that cape for his friends to finally return said Sanji.
It's an incredible story, talk about true friends, he kept his promise to them for more than half a century said Usopp.
And to think we met one of Laboon's friends by complete coincidence. Wonder what that skeleton doing right now said Zoro.
Time skip
I love that bonehead and his stupid whale! Cried, Franky.
Shut up! Snapped Usopp, Zoro, and Sanji.
I'm s pumped guys! He's a musician, A talking skeleton, has an Afro, does that yohohoho thing and He was one of Laboon's best friends said Lucy.
Even if I've got to force him to, he's going to join our crew. We got us a musician and any objections? Said Lucy.
That's my point exactly! Crocodile got this close to killing you! I'm begging you to be careful! Seriously, I already warned you! Your zombie is terrifying! Terrifying said Chopper.
Yeah, I got it, I got it said Lucy.
I'm coming to rescue you Nami! Screamed Sanji.
Speak up said Lucy.
Would it really change your mind, even if we did? Asks Robin.
I want him to join the crew too, no question him and Laboon said Usopp.
Complete and total approval said Franky.
Same here said Chopper.
Before I can answer such a question, I gotta put a stop to this shotgun wedding of Nami's said Sanji.
Hey Zoro, where are you going? Asks Lucy.
I'm going off to get started. You keep adding lots we need to get back said Zoro.
All right, crew. Time to get serious! Prepare for the counterattack, we're gonna put thriller bark in a watery grave said Lucy.
Alright, we gotta work cut out for us, I doubt we're just gonna turn the corner and find the zombies with our shadows in them said Zoro.
Not only that Lucy's zombie is a complete freak of nature! He's 10 times bigger than any giant. I'm not sure anyone can beat him said Chopper.
It's true! And not only is he huge, he has your shadow and all your fighting abilities too said Usopp.
Like that makes any damn difference said Zoro.
Wait, what? Said Usopp.
What's the point about pissing our pants about how big and strong they are, when we still gotta beat em to get our shadows back said Zoro.
Well, we don't really have to worry about the zombies, though I wanna see how cool mine is said, Lucy.
What are you talking about? Do you wanna hide from the sun for the rest of your life? We gotta get our shadows back from these ghouls said Zoro.
Yeah, but there's another way. Remember what that geezer zombie told us? Open connection to free the shadows is put an end to Gecko Moria said Lucy,
Up there Gecko Moria is just sitting on his big ass waiting for us said Lucy.
What? Are you nuts? Asks Usopp.
What do you mean? His butts asking for a kicking so that's what i'm gonna do and then all the shadows will return, Sanji fire up you're rescuing Nami said, Lucy.
YEAH! That's exactly what I wanted to hear said Sanji.
Ohh, I forgot to tell you, But the invisible guy, yeah, he spied on Nami while she was taking a bath said Usopp.
What the hell do you say?! He will pay! Screams Sanji.
Why do you have to add more fuel to the fire? Asks Zoro.
He not seem angry enough to you? Asks Zoro.
I feel like it's all my fault since I let that creep take Nami right in front of my eyes. It's only right that I go with Sanji. And also, I'll do anything to stay away from that Moria said Usopp.
I'm worried about the skeleton fighting on his own, he needs backup. If Straw Hat beats Moria Before the Skeleton's zombie wins then everything's cool, otherwise, I gotta work overtime to help Brook and hold on to my own damn shadow said Franky.
I'll give you some extra backup with that one Franky said Zoro.
I want to see if this legendary samurai he's fighting lives up to his reputation or not said Zoro.
If we're picking Nami's my top priority, that's the battle I'd like to lend my hands to, And once we get our back, we can all takedown Moria as a team said Robin.
You say it like it's no big deal, but did you forget who he is? He's one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea said Chopper.
Yeah, how but so what Crocodile was one too said, Lucy.
That's my point exactly! Crocodile got this close to killing you! I'm begging you to be careful! Seriously, I already warned you! Your zombie is terrifying! Terrifying said Chopper.
Yeah, I got it, I got it said Lucy.
I'm coming to rescue you Nami! Screamed Sanji.
Heads up you guys said Usopp.
I had enough to make one sack for each of you said Usopp.
A little concoction of mine I call it zombie death salt balls said Usopp.
So this is what you're whipping up earlier said Zoro.
That's good thinking Usopp said Zoro.
Alright. If we're gonna do this thing, there is one point I cannot stress enough. There may be a lot of thick forest on this island to hide in, but there's no guarantee we can avoid the sunlight at all times. We're all only alive right now because it's the middle of the night. In other words, sunrise our literal deadline, We have to get your shadow back by then. So don't forget it. It's imperative we're out of here by dawn said Usopp.
I know exactly what you mean. There's nothing that worse than going a whole night on an empty stomach. We're gonna make you regret you even thought about taking our food, you hear me, Moria? We'll make him get back twice the amount he took from us and before dawn said Lucy.
Time Skip.
Oh no, not good said Robin.
What is it? What's wrong? Asks Usopp.
Ghosts said Usopp.
The ghosts pass through Lucy and Sanji, and they get depressed again.
Hey Lucy, Sanji, why are you just lying there? Said Usopp.
What the hell? What happened to them? Asks Usopp.
Those ghosts took the will out of them. One touch from them and they break your spirit said Robin.
I know that much, but I don't know how to fix it said Robin.
The zombie seizes the two.
Oh come on, they've already caught them once said Usopp.
Lucy! Sanji! Said Chopper.
Dammit! Said Usopp.
Usopp fires pellets at the zombies, and they let go of the two men.
Run for it said Usopp.
We'll never get off the ship if they catch us too said Usopp.
No matter what happened here, just keep running as fast as you can said Usopp.
The ghosts are catching up. They're right behind us said Robin.
This is not looking good for us said Usopp.
Then the path they are on crumbles, and they are separated.
Usopp and Sanji fall below.
Usopp! Sanji! Said Chopper.
They're gone said Chopper.
No, they're ok. I'm sure they are said Chopper.
That really freaked me out, though said Chopper.
The stairs are completely wiped out said Chopper.
Holy crap! Where's the rest of the building? Said Lucy.
Something came crashing through said Chopper.
Usopp, Sanji, the zombies, everyone fell down the stairs said Chopper.
Usopp and Sanji both fall are you surrey it's ok to leave them down there? Asks Chopper.
Don't worry about it. Those two can take care of themselves said Lucy.
And besides, if we're gonna go after Moria, we better hurry it up said Lucy.
We gotta take that big onion by surprise while we still can said, Lucy.
You said it the faster we defeat him, the faster we can get out of this creepy place said Chopper.
Up Ahead is that big dance house place where you lost your shadow said Chopper.
If we keep going forward after that, we'll hit a giant refrigerator. The last place where we saw Moria said Chopper.
Sounds good said Lucy.
I thought Perona was supposed to take care of you miscreants said Hogback.
Dr. Hogback said Chopper.
Eh? A reindeer? But why is it talking? Said Hogback.
The infamous Dr Hogback I presume said Robin.
That guy was hanging out with Moria said Lucy.
Guess I better kick his ass too said Lucy.
Let's not be hasty said Hogback.
Don't do it Lucy said Chopper.
I have a bone to pick with his guy let me fight him said Chopper.
You see that big metal door behind you? Said Chopper.
That leads to the refrigerator! Go on ahead said Chopper.
Okay, you got it said, Lucy.
How rude you can't just ignore me and waltz your way to Moria said Hogback.
Get them Cindry, no mercy said Hogback.
As you wish said Cindry.
One! Two said Cindry.
She's throwing plates? Said Lucy.
Keep it up Cindry! Good said Hogback.
I'm not going to miss this said Cindry.
Three said Cindry.
Robin uses her powers to go to grab the other woman.
What's that coming out of you Cindry? Asks Hogback.
It's you said Hogback.
Go on ahead captain said Robin.
You got it thanks a lot Robin said Lucy.
She takes off.
Scene change
Could this stupid hallway be any longer? Give me a break said Lucy.
Alright finally said Lucy.
What is this place? Asks Lucy.
There you are said, Lucy.
Ohh, you again said Moria.
Time skip
What the heck's going on here? Asks Lucy.
This whole place is shaking like crazy said Lucy.
If I were to guess, I would say the ship's been caught in some strange ocean current said Moria.
But whatever it is I'm blaming everything on you said Moria.
So speaking of which, you're probably not here to chat, are you? Said Moria.
Just tell me what you want already said Moria.
Ohh yeah, I'm here because of that crap you pulled earlier when you took my shadow said Lucy.
I'm taking it back said Lucy.
Along with Zoro's and Sanji's and Brook's. Oh, and the old zombie guys too. All of them said, Lucy.
My you're a greedy one aren't you? said Moria.
And how do you plan on achieving all that? Asks Moria.
Obviously, by kicking your ass said Lucy.
Oh? Said Moria.
Time skip
You say you're gonna kick my ass? Said Moria.
Yep, that's right said Lucy.
Well, even if you do manage to beat me, or even kill me, It won't do any good. The zombies will lose their master but the shadows won't return to you said Moria.
Oh yeah? Said Lucy.
That's right. My power controls the shadows and that's absolute. Show fair warning if you want to shadows back, then there's only one solution. You have to get the commander of the shadows. In other words, me to issue an order. Because they aren't going anywhere unless I say so said Moria.
So that's all it's gonna take to get em back? Asks Lucy.
You got it said, Moria.
Pretty simple huh? Said Moria.
You might even be able to force me to return them if you kicked my ass hard enough. Wow. I say that because, with your power, I doubt you can even lay a finger on me said, Lucy.
Alright then said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Pistol said Lucy.
The hand comes up and blocks her attack.
A shadow? Said Lucy.
You have to go through him first said, Moria.
Consider him my substitute. I call him the doppelman said, Moria.
In the past, I was just like you overcompetent in my abilities and full of unrealistic ambitions said Moria.
But then I realized the key to victory is having underlings strong ones, real strong ones said Moria.
You suck doppel guy! Come on! Move it said Lucy.
I'll never do anything on my own again. Without lifting a finger my minions will make me King of the Pirates said Moria.
The Queen of the Pirates is gonna be me said Lucy.
I seem to recall your zombie making the same claim said Moria.
When there's such an extreme difference between the body and the shadow, Then the personality of the shadow's original owner lingers a bit more than usual said Moria.
But that sort of thing can't last forever, you know. It's only a matter of time before all of your memories will fade and Oars becomes an obedient zombie slave just like the others said Moria.
No matter how strong it will may be, every zombie Will bow to me sooner or later, I don't mind being patient for a while said Moria.
I'll get my shadow back first said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Come brick bats said Moria.
Gatling said Lucy.
These things are blocking me! How am I supposed to punch him? Said Lucy.
The things turn into bats and start attacking Lucy. She manages to get away from the bats.
Energetic aren't you? Said Moria.
Shut up you said Lucy.
About to come back and Lucy prepares to fight them.
Time skip
Get away from me said Lucy.
Stop it said Lucy.
Don't worry, girl, they don't actually drink blood said Moria.
She manages to get the bats off, But they formed back into the doppelman.
Rookie pirates are so cocky! You fools are just setting yourselves up for your own humiliations said Moria.
Now Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Brick Bats go said Moria.
The shadow turns back into the bats and they start attacking Lucy again
Gatling said Lucy.
She fights off the bat again, and they once again reform into the warlord's shadow.
Bastard said, Lucy.
You've really pissed me off said Lucy.
Lucy jumps over the railing. Lucy uses a gum-gum move and it lands a hit on the warlord. The warlord goes flying up, crashes into the ceiling and then comes back down with debris landing on him. Moria pops out of the debris angry.
Ah! You're brat what a cheap shot said Moria.
Ha your ass just got kicked, how about that said Lucy.
That hurt you damn rat But you're gonna hurt worse! Do you hear me? Said Moria.
I hear you but I'm still gonna kick your ulgy ass said Lucy.
Here it comes Gum-Gum Stamp said Lucy.
Hey let go of me said Lucy.
As you wish said Moria
Go my Brick Bats said Moria.
This again? Said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Finger Net said Lucy.
This is pointless said Lucy.
Time skip
Gum-Gum Bazooka said Lucy.
Lucy tries to attack the warlord, but is blocked by his shadow and sent flying back.
Gum-Gum Whip said Lucy.
What's wrong? Did you have some sort of plan to kick my ass over and over again? Asks Moria.
Yeah, don't get impatient on me, I'll get it round to it said Lucy.
Of course, that's fine. I'm not trying to rush you. I'm just worried that he'll come back before you get a chance to said Moria.
What's that mean? Asks Lucy.
What in the hell are you talking about? Asks Lucy.
Why you of course said Moria.
Time skip
Aw, what's wrong? Are you tired straw hat? Poor girl said Moria.
Shut up you're not even doing the fighting said Lucy.
Stop acting cocky! Lazy jerk said, Lucy.
I thought I already told you, I'm going to become the King of the Pirates without even lifting a single finger. And what all these powerful new minions that seemed quite possible, I'd say said Moria.
I'm gonna kick your ass and keep kicking it till I get back every single shadow you stole said Lucy.
What? That again? We've been at this for quite a while already said Moria.
However long it takes I'll bring you down! Both you and your stupid shadow said, Lucy.
Lucy tries to punch the shadow, but it dodges and then lands on top of her.
Now Gum-Gum Rocket said, Lucy.
She goes for Moria, but his shadow grabs her and slams her down.
Listen. Not that I care, but you don't look so good said Moria.
I really wouldn't keep that up if I were you said Moria.
And if you don't get out of here soon, my backup might arrive said Moria.
Time skip
He's back said Moria.
It's finally time said, Moria.
Prepare yourself Straw Hat said Moria.
Time skip
This guy is even bigger than a giant said Lucy.
Is that really my zombie? Asks Lucy,
You've kept me waiting haven't you, Oars? It seems your body and shadow have finally fused properly said Moria.
I take it, you'll be obedient from now on? Let's find out said Moria.
Answer me who is your master? Asks Moria.
Gecko Moria, you are my master said Oars.
No way! Said Lucy.
Hey, what the hell do you think you're saying? I thought you were supposed to be my shadow said Lucy.
You don't have to listen to this guy, he sucks said Lucy.
Huh? Who are you? Asks Oars.
What's with that dumb hat? Asks Oars.
Now that everything is in order, let me give you your first mission said Moria.
Take a look at your arm. I placed some wanted posters there said Moria.
These fellows are causing a ruckus on your poor master's island. They're called the Straw Hat Pirates said Moria.
Find them, crush every last one of them, and put them back on their ship said Moria.
If you kill one or two of them, that's fine. A few of their bounties are over 100 million So they can take a few punches even from you said Moria.
So don't hold back. I want to see every out of your power. Understand? Said Moria.
Ok, you got it master said Oars.
Found one, it's Straw Hat said Oars.
So long Straw Hat said, Moria.
What? You're running away? Said Lucy.
Get back here said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said Oars.
Hey that's my move you jerk said Lucy.
Bell said Oars.
Scene change
Moria! Screams Lucy.
Get back here! Shouts Lucy.
Are you running from your shadow or chasing me? Asks Moria.
That giant monster me is gonna be a problem. But if I want to get everyone's shadow I guess I'm gonna have to beat you anyway, aren't I? Said Lucy.
Get back here said Lucy.
Time skip
Wait, Moria! Screams Lucy.
Quit laughing said Lucy.
She tries to punch him but the warlord shadow blocks the blows.
Dammit! Stupid shadow guy said, Lucy.
Come and get me Straw Hat said Moria.
Huh? Said Moria.
Well, I'll be. Who put this dead end here? Said Moria.
Finally caught up with you said Lucy.
Prepare yourself an ass kicking said Lucy.
I think you're the one who needs to prepare yourself said Moria.
Did it occur to you that I'm keeping you busy chasing after me? Asks Moria.
All while your crew gets slaughtered by your own shadow, jackass said Moria.
Shut up! My crew doesn't need me to fight their fights for them said Lucy.
You think so? Then we might as well keep this little cat and mouse charade of ours going a while longer said Moria.
Brick Bats attack said Moria.
Dammit said, Lucy.
Come find me when you're done said Moria.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Lucy.
Get back here you fat onion said Lucy.
Time skip
Quit running! Fight me you coward said Lucy.
You! Stupid shadow guy said, Lucy.
Stop running Moria! Screams Lucy.
Master Moria I've been frantically looking for you all over Thriller Bark said Hildon.
What do you want Hildon? What's up? Asks Moria.
It's awful that giant zombie is out of control and destroying everything in his path said Hildon.
He'll sink the island if he's not stopped said Hildon.
You don't say. I guess you better hop to and do something about it. Don't worry I'm sure you can handle it. Later said Moria.
Master, hold on said Hildon.
Get out of the way! Move it said Lucy.
Time skip
Get back here said Lucy.
Big dumb onion stop running away from me said, Lucy.
At least get me a chance to kick your ass, If you're so tough why do you have to run huh? Said Lucy.
A boulder flew past her and she skidded to a stop.
Oh, man said Lucy.
Great now I've lost him said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Whip said Lucy.
Don't think I'm giving up that easy said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Whip said Lucy.
Found you said, Lucy.
She gives chase once again.
Time skip
Dammit! Where'd that jerk go? Said Lucy.
I'm sick of all this running around said Lucy.
Lucy skids to a stop.
I don't see him anywhere said Lucy.
Hey wait said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Rocket said Lucy.
Lucy launches herself into the air and spots Moria down below.
She stretches her arm to a chain, pulls herself in, and then kicks off the chain.
Got you Moria said Lucy.
You're mine said Lucy.
You're not getting away this time you bastard said Lucy.
I'm gonna beat the crap out of you! Give everyone shadows back said Lucy.
Now Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
What? I've been chasing his shadow? Said Lucy.
Aw dammit! He tricked me said Lucy.