I don't own One Piece only my OC Kisho.
I really hope Conis is alright said Ussop.
You know she's gonna have hell to pay when the White Berets catch up with and it's our own stupid fault said Ussop.
She'd be okay if she hadn't helped us said Ussop.
I'm not sure if we can trust that Sky Knight, he pretty much gives me the creeps said Ussop.
Everything gives you the creeps Ussop said Kisho.
He's kind of old and weird but he doesn't like that bad of a guy said Luffy.
There was no other choice, I wanna protect her but it's not like we could have brought her song with us said Sanji.
Well then she probably is in less danger without us, said Ussop.
Sacrificial altars, ordeals, from the sound I wish I was the one flying off with the old geezer said Ussop.
Man, this piece of junk is slow said Luffy.
Of course, it is, it's gotta be several times heavier than a standard waver, what you expect said Sanji.
Uh, guys where did that huge forest come from? Asks Ussop.
Is that the Upper Yard? Asks Sanji.
I don't remember this being on the map said Luffy.
Well, there is supposed to be a forest ahead, but I don't see any warning of how big it is said Ussop.
Who knows how old that map is said Sanji.
Well, the map is at least 200 years old or possibly more, so the forest could have grown since it was made said Kisho.
Yeah, that's true, said Ussop.
All I know is I gotta climb one of those trees said Luffy.
They're enormous, said Luffy.
Look the entrance, Luffy said.
Well, this is it Ussop! Said Sanji.
If you're gonna chicken out now's the time said Sanji.
Because we're about to pass the point of no return said Kisho.
Actually, if I was kind of thinking I would like to go back said Ussop.
Too late said Luffy.
Then why did you ask me?! Snaps Ussop.'
They hear a noise.
What was that? Asks Ussop.
It was a bird said Kisho.
Would you calm down? Said Luffy.
Yeah, take it easy said Sanji.
Open your eyes! Don't you notice anything strange? Said Ussop.
Look at all these shipwrecks said Ussop.
Yeah, we see 'em said Kisho.
It is a forest said Luffy.
He's right said Sanji.
That doesn't make any sense said Ussop.
They didn't run aground! They were sliced in half, said Ussop.
Did you hear that? Asks Ussop.
The woods are full of noises said Luffy.
Relax said Luffy.
I heard that said Sanji.
Aah! Full speed ahead said Ussop.
Then a blade appears.
A sickle monster said Luffy.
Here comes another one said Ussop.
No not just one said Sanji.
Paddle like crazy said Luffy.
They dodge the scythes.
What the hell is this? Said Sanji.
Watch where you're going said Ussop.
Ussop take the wheel said Luffy.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
What are you doing? They're in front of us said Ussop.
I know just hang on said Luffy.
Bazooka said Luffy.
Haha dodge it said Luffy.
No that was close, said Ussop.
Great, there's more said Sanji.
Spears? Are you kidding me? Said Ussop.
They won't stop said Sanji.
One of 'em is bound to hit us eventually said Ussop.
I got this one said Kisho.
Jetstream said Kisho.
That was close said Sanji.
I hope that's all over with! I can't take any more scares said Ussop.
Oh, now what? Said Ussop.
Something comes at them and vanishes.
It's gone said Luffy.
Not yet said Sanji.
It's coming back said Ussop.
Move it said Sanji.
It missed us said Ussop.
Oh not again said Ussop.
I'm sick of this place, we're never gonna make it outta here said Ussop.
I'm going back I don't care what you say said Ussop.
No, you're not said Luffy.
Shut up! I'm captain of the crow said Ussop.
Since when? Asks Luffy.
Since now said Ussop.
Even if we do turn around there's no guarantee we'll survive the trip back said Kisho.
Damn said Sanji.
Ah! Doesn't that thing ever quit? Said Ussop.
Let's see how you like a little Gum-Gum huh said Luffy.
Yeah said Ussop.
Get it Luffy said Sanji.
I got nothing said Luffy.
That only leaves us one choice! Try and outrun it said Sanji.
I think we finally outran it said Ussop.
Oh but this bad now it's too late to go back said Ussop.
Oh I can't even see the entrance anymore said Ussop.
Then stay here said Luffy.
I'd die, you idiot! Yells Ussop.
More than likely said Sanji.
A giant fish comes at them, and Sanji kicks it.
Was that a big snake? Asks Luffy.
Looked like a giant lamprey! Said Sanji.
Sky Lamprey I guess said Sanji.
One that big will do more than suck a little blood said Kisho.
Neatest forest ever huh? Said Luffy.
Neat forest my butt said Ussop.
Is this our so-called ordeal than i quit said Ussop.
I don't think we're the ones calling the shots here said Kisho.
You can't yet we just got here said Luffy.
We've got to keep moving said Sanji.
We can't spend any more on this Milky Road than necessary said Kisho.
Otherwise, we're asking for certain death said Kisho.
Time skip
Come on, can't this little cruise be over already? Said Ussop.
Are you kidding that was probably a warmup for later said Luffy.
Supposedly we're gonna have to go up against a bunch of super deadly creeps who are already waiting for us on the island said Luffy.
So, you're telling me none of what we've gone through has anything to do with our actual ordeal? Said Ussop.
Probably not said Kisho.
I don't know, I kind of doubt it, especially considering the magnitude of that attack back at the docks said Sanji.
I couldn't tell you how it all works but it's serious power said Kisho
Take even one hit and you're a goner said Sanji.
This Eneru shouldn't be taken lightly, that's for sure said Kisho.
And I get the distinct feeling he's watching us even now, said Sanji.
That's weird, do you think he was in that town said Luffy.
I'm guessing he must have been to attack as accurately as he did said Sanji.
Not necessarily this is a god we're talking about said Ussop
I bet he could see us a thousand miles away said Ussop.
Yup he's probably watching us right now said Ussop.
Ussop's right someone like that must have the power to attack at a very long range said Kisho.
Yeah, since when did you become such a devoted follower? You're not even from around here said Sanji.
You're missing the point completely said Ussop.
People say God is great right? Said Ussop.
I was taught to show respect to those with power said Ussop,
You don't have to mean it! It's self preservation said Ussop.
Fine! But you do you realize that not every God in the world is great said Sanji.
Like the God of poverty or the God of pestilence said Sanji.
Oh, what do you know? said Luffy and Ussop.
We can continue that debate later said Kisho,
That is if we live through being eaten by that thing said Kisho.
Not another one said Ussop.
Ah! Sky Lamprey said Ussop.
Hey, what do you think? Would that thing taste good with some salt and pepper? Asks Luffy.
Never thought I'd say this but I don't now is the time for trading recipes said Sanji.
Yeah, said Luffy.
Then Gum-Gum Pistol said Luffy.
Hey look there's a giant head blocking our way said Luffy.
Not quite! It's a statue said Kisho.
Oh right said Luffy.
But it looks like a total dead end said Luffy.
No look there's four entrances said Ussop.
Of course and how much you wanna bet all four of 'em lead to different place said Sanji.
Ordeal of swamp, Ordeal of iron, Ordeal of strings, and Ordeal of spheres said Kisho.
You think we get to take our pick? Said Luffy.
Is it me or do none of these things really sound like much of an Ordeal said Sanji.
Uh, I don't know guys which one should we choose? Asks Ussop.
So what do we do? Asks Ussop.
Um let's go with sphere's said Luffy.
Why do you like that one? Asks Ussop.
Spheres are like ball, right? Sounds fun said Luffy.
Not that i'm disagreeing with you spheres is definitely the one that doesn't sound too violent said Ussop.
At least to me said Ussop.
I mean all swamp makes think is... said Ussop.
And I'm talking about the kind of sinking you don't come back up from said Ussop.
Ok, so what about iron? Asks Luffy.
No, thank you way too scary said Ussop.
Fine! String then said Luffy.
No way it sounds so harmless it's probably the worst said Ussop.
Come to think of spheres doesn't sound all that safe either said Ussop.
Maybe we should think this over said Ussop.
We don't have to sit here, we're right on top of it said Kisho.
Alright, sphere's it is said Luffy.
Ok I guess we'll have to trust Luffy's instinct on this one said Ussop.
Then it's decided said Sanji.
Just don't let your guard down guys remember these are God's Island 10 thousand meters above sea level anything can happen said Kisho.
Ready let's do this said Luffy.
Driver would mind not shutting your eyes? Said Sanji.
Oh it's just as dark with them open said Ussop.
Hey guys what if this is like one of those games? Asks Luffy
Like a what? Asks Ussop.
You know if you pick the right door, you get a prize but if you pick the wrong one said Luffy,
What are you talking about? What if we picked wrong? Why couldn't have mentioned this before Luffy? Said Ussop.
With this situation, I don't think there is a wrong choice thought Kisho.
Well, let's see here um said Luffy.
If you pick the wrong one, then you fall off the island said Luffy.
How can you say something so stupid!? asks Ussop.
We're thousands of meters in the air said Ussop.
I don't how many times can flash before your eyes during a fall like that and I don't wanna know said Ussop.
You guys are both idiots said Sanji.
Nothing like that's gonna... said Sanji.
You gotta be kidding me said Ussop.
We're alive? Said Sanji.
I seriously thought we were falling all the way back to the Blue Sea said Ussop.
That's because somebody had to make up a lame story to scare us said Sanji.
I was scared. I thought I was a goner too said Luffy.
Alright, so what is this place? Asks Sanji.
A forest said Luffy.
With balls said Luffy.
They're balls made of Island Cloud said Sanji.
Awesome they look like really big snowflakes said Luffy.
Now what could be scary about that? Asks Luffy.
See Ussop it's ok said Luffy.
Heads up the Milky Road is leading us up into the trees said Sanji.
I just don't see how this is an Ordeal, do you? Asks Luffy.
it would be great there's nothing ahead but somehow I doubt it said Sanji.
What if it was like one of those games? We picked the right door and now all we have to do is float around in this giant snow looking for the other, said Luffy.
Yeah, maybe that's it said Ussop.
I doubt it said Kisho.
You're still being idiots! They think we're criminals I doubt they'll let us off that easy said Sanji.
Use your brains for once said Sanji.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were more traps like the ones earlier said Kisho.
We have to stay sharp said Sanji.
Let's just keep moving said Sanji.
What are you the captain now? Asks Luffy.
Can we at least have a snack? Asks Luffy.
Oh yeah said Ussop.
What ya got in the bag Sanji? Asks Ussop.
Come on give it said Luffy.
No, no snacks said Sanji.
But Sanji we need to keep our strength up said Luffy.
Just a little something said Ussop.
I said no Sanji says.
Now listen, it's really simple, I'm going to keep steering and you guys keep watch out the sides said Sanji.
Whoa, I didn't realize how high up we were getting said Ussop.
Hey Ussop, catch said Luffy.
Ok, I got it! I got it said Ussop.
I thought I told you to keep watch! Snaps Sanji.
A snake appears out of the ball.
A snake said Sanji.
Stupid snake ball said Luffy.
Ok didn't see that coming said Luffy.
Ah! Sanji cloud ball said Ussop.
Kick it away said Ussop.
I don't like the idea of being surrounded by snake eggs said Sanji.
The Ball explodes when Sanji's foot touches it.
For crying out loud what's with these things? Said Ussop.
Silly children, these are surprise clouds said Male voice.
You never know what's going to come out of them said the man.
Hey, where's that voice coming from? Asks Luffy.
Heso said the man.
I'm so glad you picked my challenge the Ordeal of Sphere's said the man.
Yeah, is that a talking dumpling? Asks Sanji.
This guy is one of Eneru's Priests? said Sanji.
Looks that way said Kisho.
That's the Ordeal? Said Luffy.
Ball guy? Said Luffy.
Stop with the dancing and tell us who you are said Kisho.
Gotta say he's not as bright as I expected said Ussop.
Did Nami and the old guy say these Priests were strong? Cause I'm not seeing it said Luffy.
Hey, dumpling said Sanji.
Nami and the others better be safe said Sanji.
The sacrifices? It doesn't really matter, if they escape, they'll die, and they get sacrificed then they'll die too said the Priest.
What's that mean? Asks Sanji.
But I'd be more worried about yourselves, you'll have to beat me if you plan on going any further said the Priest.
But really don't see that happening, said the Priest.
He's coming right for us, Luffy, get him said Ussop.
I hope you're ready for this said Luffy.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Ooh, you gonna stretch? Asks the Priest.
Pistol said Luffy.
The Priest dodges the attack. Then blast him with his own attack.
Luffy said Sanji.
Luffy said Kisho.
You're ok, aren't you? A hit like that couldn't have hurt you that much! Said Ussop.
Well, you see it's not what you call a novel hit said the Priest.
I'll show you not normal said Sanji.
Sanji wait said Kisho.
Only the most well-trained are granted the power of Mantra said the Priest.
The Priest sends Sanji flying out of the boat.
No Sanji said Ussop.
I warned you, didn't I? Said the Priest.
He blasts Ussop out of the boat.
The shock destroys the body from the inside out said the Priest.
Three down one to go said The Priest.
And you're thinking about turning into water said the Priest.
He blasts Kisho out of the boat.
Sanji! Ussop! Kisho! Said Luffy.
Yeah, I'm fine said Sanji.
But what did that bastard do to us? Asks Sanji.
I got no idea said Luffy.
Who is this guy anyway? Asks Kisho.
My name is Satori, I'm one of the Priests of the almighty Eneru who watch over Upper Yard and see to the judgment of criminals like yourselves said Satori.
I own the forest end of Lost Forest said Satori.
A lost forest? Said Kisho.
Why yes! My forest in all its glory said Satori.
And now said Satori.
Your boat will be lost in its illusion said Satori.
We're using that said Luffy.
She will now speed along the Milky Road, eventually weaving her way to this forest's only exit said Satori.
I'm sure I don't need to tell you this but if you lose a dial boat in here it's the same as losing your way to the sacrificial altar said Satori.
That means you will have to find the boat and board it before that happens said Satori.
Of course, my hundreds of surprise clouds and I will never allow you that chance said Satori.
Does that seem unfair to you boys? Asks Satori.
Welcome to the Upper Yard said Satori.
The Ordeal of spheres said Satori.
There's a 10% survival rate so good luck said Satori.
Survival rate! Just 10%? Said Ussop.
That means we have a 90% chance of dying said Kisho.
I know what it means! snaps Usopp.
You boys had better catch up pretty soon she's getting away said Satori.
He's right you guys, we need to get moving now before we lose sight of her said Ussop.
If we lose her in this forest finding her again could be impossible said Ussop.
Ussop wait finding each other won't be easy either said Sanji.
Luffy, Kisho you coming? Asks Sanji.
You two on ahead without us said Kisho.
We're gonna take care off ball guy said Luffy.
This should be amusing, you really think you can beat me you Rubber boy and water boy Said Satori.
Don't do anything reckless he has weird powers said Sanji.
Back as soon as we get the boat said Sanji,
Great said Luffy.
It's just you and us now fatso said Luffy.
You'll grab that branch and he'll turn into a mist, fly up to it, and turn into himself again said Satori.
And Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Same move as before said Satori.
Pistol said Luffy.
He grabs Luffy's arm, spins him around, and slams him into a tree.
Luffy said Kisho.
What's the matter? I thought you two were going you take care of me said Satori.
We are! We said we would, didn't we? Said Luffy.
And this time I won't miss said Luffy.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Whip said Luffy.
Luffy hold on a second said Kisho.
And again, said Luffy.
Gum-Gum said Luffy.
Uh oh said Luffy.
Darn it my head's stuck said Luffy.
You think that's funny? said Kisho.
Well, it is quite entertaining said Satori.
Aqua said Kisho
You're going to fire water bullets at me said Satori.
Bullets said Kisho.
Satori dodges the bullets.
Dammit said Kisho.
Kisho help me get out of here said Luffy.
Luffy how you manage to get yourself into these messes I'll never understand said Kisho.
Just get me out of here said Luffy.
I think I might have to cut the tree said Kisho.
Whatever! Just get me out said Luffy.
Ok, you asked for it said Kisho.
Kisho draws his sword.
Hold still and try not to move, said Kisho.
Ok said Luffy.
Tidal Spinning Slash said Kisho.
Thanks, said Luffy.
You're welcome said Kisho.
Now to get ball guy said Luffy.
There he is said Luffy.
He takes off.
Luffy wait said Kisho.
Idiot said Kisho.
He chases after Luffy.
Alright you that does it now you made me mad said Luffy.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Luffy.
Luffy, stop! Use your head you're only making things worse said Sanji.
What the? What the? Said Luffy.
Oh no it's too late said Ussop.
Take cover they're coming at from all sides said Kisho.
Have fun boys I'll be watching said Satori.
Scene change
Aqua Whirlwind said Kisho.
Bubble Snap said Kisho.
Kisho turns into water and weaves this way through the balls and finds his crewmate.
Hey, Kisho said Sanji.
I'm not even gonna ask what happened with those two said Kisho.
Ok, first thing we're gonna forget about the boat for now said Sanji.
Then we're gonna all charge that fat freak that once said Sanji.
I don't care what kind of powers he's got with all four of us attacking at the same time if there's a way to beat him, we'll find it said Sanji.
Oh, don't be so sure said Satori.
Where did he go? Asks Luffy.
Satori appears and blasts Sanji.
Sanji said Ussop and Luffy.
Like they say life is pain said Satori.
Now who wants to go next? Asks Satori.
Satori beats up Kisho, Luffy, and Ussop.
Time skip
Kisho wakes up.
Introducing the spheres dragon said Satori.
It looks like all you did was string a bunch of surprise clouds together, said Kisho.
Is this the best you can do? I have to say I'm disappointed, said Luffy.
Oh, you won't be for long said Satori.
You see my friend this dragon is loaded with explosive surprises and all kinds of delightful shrapnel said Satori.
What does that mean? Asks Ussop.
If you even touch the firebomb sphere's somewhere on its body, it'll but be over for you and your friends said Satori.
You'll be blown to bits with the ensuing inferno said Satori.
Hope you like fireworks! Go spheres dragon said Satori.
Get ready for my Gum-Gum pistol, said Luffy.
No Luffy wait said Ussop.
You idiot that freak just told if we touch that thing, it'll explode said Kisho.
Do you want to die a fiery death? Asks Ussop.
Just because your made of rubber doesn't mean your fireproof said Kisho.
How are we gonna fight it if we can't touch it? Asks Luffy.
That's just it, we can't fight this thing said Ussop.
I think now's the time to run said Ussop.
What do we do now? Asks Luffy.
I don't know you're the captain said Ussop.
Ok on three jump said Ussop.
Three said Ussop.
Oh no this is bad said Ussop.
Well you are little survivors aren't you said Satori.
Ok now you're just toying us with said Ussop
Correct! It wouldn't be as much fun if you didn't experience the full power of the sphere dragon said Satori.
Shall we continue? Asks Satori.
There's no way you can win said Satori.
After all, I'm a Priest and you all look so tired said Satori.
Why don't you just end this now and die? Said Satori.
My heart can't take any more of this, too many surprises said Ussop.
You'll be out of options quite soon said Satori.
It's sad really, your little boat nearly reached the forest's exit and when that happens it's all over for you said Satori.
You'll have nowhere to go unless you suddenly learn to fly said Satori.
You'll wander around in this terribly unfamiliar forest and die exhaustion said Satori.
That won't happen, said Luffy.
Ha, nice try said Satori.
Spheres dragon attack said Satori.
You know you can't run forever and wherever you spot the firebombs will waiting to insinter you said Satori.
That tree will not give you any shelter said Satori.
Come on there has to be a way to defeat both that dragon and Satori said Kisho.
Then he sees Luffy break a wire that is allowing Satori to control the dragon and Satori pull Luffy and the dragon towards him.
Uh oh said Kisho.
Ice dome said Kisho.
The dome covers Kisho and Sanji as an explosion goes off.
Once the explosion subsides Kisho brings the dome down.
That was close, said Satori.
That manic must have had a death wish, said Satori.
This isn't good. I have to intensify my training said Satori.
I can't let a weakling like him get the upper hand in a fight said Satori.
No even for a second said Satori.
That might block from using my Mantra said Satori.
You're right said Luffy.
That was close said Luffy.
It's you! How are you still alive? Said Satori.
Get off me! You horrible little man said Satori.
I'll get you for this! Said Satori.
Let go of me right now! Said Satori.
Do not let him go Lucy said Sanji.
You two said Satori.
Hey Sanji! Kisho! Where have you guys been? Asks Luffy.
I was out cold on the forest floor said Sanji.
Where else would I have been you idiot? Said Sanji.
But that's beside the point said Kisho.
The point is you keep saying challenge this and challenge that, which normally wouldn't interest me however there are two helpless ladies waiting for me to come to their rescue and I refuse to let them down said Sanji.
So i'm proposing this and I think you'll like it, Ordeal of Love said Sanji.
Unhand me this instant you maggot said Satori.
It's just not fair! You have no honor ganging up three against one said Satori.
We have no honor? Said Kisho.
You creeps kidnapped our friends and tried to murder a beautiful young angel said Sanji.
And you accuse us of not having any honor said Kisho.
I think it's pretty amazing you can predict our movement but what good is that when you can't do anything do avoid 'em huh? Said Luffy.
Stop! Stop, I said! Are you listening? How dare you disobey me? Said Satori.
I'm a Priest in God's service, let me go said Satori.
Now listen here, attacking me means you declare war on the almighty god Eneru said Satori.
I got a question, do you ever cook? Said Sanji.
Well you don't have to be a chef to know which dish is best served cold said Kisho.
You know this dish is really quite simple, step one season the main course with a smattering of defeat said Sanji.
Then you must brutally and without hesitation tenderize the meat said Sanji.
No, you can't do this stop said Satori.
Time skip.
He couldn't have shut up any sooner, said Kisho.
No worse than being humiliated by a guy who looks like that, said Sanji.
At least he had some neat tricks said Luffy.
Like predicting our moves before we even knew them said Luffy.
Actually, I think I know what it is said Kisho.
You do? said Sanji.
Hey guys said Ussop.
Luffy! Kisho! Sanji! I found the boat but you gotta move I'm serious if we don't get to it right now or we're gonna be stuck on this stinking island said Ussop.
I guess Ussop's ok, said Sanji.
He's yelling something about the boat said Luffy.
Kick it into gear, the boat's leaving this place and we gotta get on it now said Ussop.
Get up here said Ussop.
You just hold on to my body said Ussop.
You're what? Said Luffy.
Here it goes said Ussop.
Ussop's Aaas said Ussop.
Now that's what I call marksmanship said Ussop.
Ha Ussop you're a hero said Luffy.
Do you try to kill all your heroes like that? Asks Ussop.
I don't think so, said Luffy.
You threw my back out you jerk said Ussop.
You fixed it, said Luffy.
I can do anything said Ussop.
I'm surprised you pulled this off said Sanji.
Yeah? Well no more underestimating me, said Ussop.
What are you doing? Said Sanji.
I'm not doing anything, hold on said Ussop.
Idiots said Kisho.
Scene change
The older servant brings Lucas back dressed in a new outfit.
Aah Lucas, you look exquisite said Eneru.
Thank you Almighty Eneru said, Lucas.
Come sit said Eneru.
Lucas walks over and sits down on Eneru's chair.
Now... Oh dear said Eneru.
What the matter Almighty Eneru? asks Yama.
It appears Satori has lost to the Blue Sea people and Shura has engaged Gan Fall in a fight and the old man was wounded but not killed said Eneru.
A Priest defeated? impossible said Yama.
Yes, it's quite a predicament said Eneru.
Yama summon my remaining Priests said Eneru.
Yes, almighty Eneru said Yama.
Scene change
Let me do it again but this time don't make me laugh said Luffy.
Luffy imitates Zoro.
That's the best, said Ussop.
This is no time for goofing off said Kisho.
Nami and Robin are lost out there and for all we know they could be in trouble said Sanji.
Zoro and Chopper are with 'em you know said Luffy.
There are 3 more Priests waiting in the wings we may have more challenges ahead of us said Kisho.
Whatever the case is, we've got to get to that altar said Sanji.
So you think? Said Sanji.
Ok, we're sorry said both.
Morons said Kisho.
Time skip
What is this? Asks Luffy.
My money this is where we're supposed to find the next Ordeal which means another Priest so you two stay awake said Sanji.
Oh no, I think one Ordeal is enough of a nightmare for today said Ussop.
Which one seems like it could out here? String? Iron? Swamp? I'm so nervous said Ussop.
Relax it's just a grassy field said Luffy.
Open your eyes it's not just a field, it's a field with a thousand impaled skulls set up like trophies to scare us and it's working said Ussop.
Yeah you're right I wonder who did this said Luffy.
It's another one of those priests I just know said Ussop.
He's gonna tear our bodies in half said Ussop.
Another Priest with another Ordeal? Sounds like fun, said Luffy.
Are you out of your mind? Those are heads on sticks back there! On sticks, said Ussop.
And next, it's gonna be us, said Ussop.
Ussop You're starting to annoy me said Kisho.
Sorry said Ussop.
Oh, don't worry so much Ussop we'll beat 'em said Luffy.
Hey, what's that smoke? Asks Luffy.
I knew it! They're gonna get us with string, iron, and swamp all at once said Ussop.
That certainly would save time said Sanji.
Ah! We're dead said Ussop.
Wyper appears with this group, sees the Straws Hats, and fires his weapon at them.
Gum-Gum Balloon said Luffy.
What's wrong with that guy? Asks a warrior.
Paramecia one who's eaten a devil fruit could do that said Wyper.
Wyper, we fighting? Asks the warrior.
Not now keep moving said Wyper.
We're ready! Come on down! We'll cream you! Said Luffy.
Make your move big guy said Luffy.
You smell and stink like Blue Sea people, which means you're the ones causing all the chaos in Skypiea said Wyper.
Luffy that's the guerilla that attacked us on the White Sea said Sanji.
Just blow us up and get it over said Ussop.
If you don't want to die then go back to your Blue Sea immediately, because I promise if you do anything stupid on this island we'll execute with Eneru said Wyper.
They're up here trying to kill this guy Eneru? Said Sanji.
So that means these guerillas are different said Sanji.
If different means they're not Priests then means we don't have to kill 'em so for the sake of keeping all of our body parts attached can we please sail on said Ussop.
Luffy challenges Wyper.
I'm begging you please stop said Ussop.
You just stay on that tree limb. I'm coming to you said Luffy.
On second thought you'll probably end up killing each other before even have a chance to make it off this island said Wyper.
Wyper and the warriors leave.
I wonder why they're up here said Luffy.
I'm not sure, must be pretty serious said Sanji.
They seem to be enemies of Eneru as well as us, Kisho.
You know I really do hate this place said Ussop.
Let's keep moving said Sanji.
I think my "I can't go into the jungle disease" is acting up, said Ussop.
I'm starving said Luffy.
How could you be hungry?! Said Ussop.
Look, we need you to calm down all of us said Ussop.
Let's just sing Sanji's song and everything will be alright said Ussop.
They start singing
Those aren't the words said Sanji and Kisho.
Oh, said Ussop.
Time skip.
We've been sailing forever Sanji. When can we stop? Said Luffy.
Can we stop now? Asks Luffy.
Soon I just wanna make that filed behind us is way behind us said Sanji.
I think if we've come this fat they'll let us keep on moving said Ussop.
Yeah, I mean of course they will, they already have said Ussop.
I knew it! We're dead! We're dead said Ussop.
Haha! This is it said Luffy.
You gotta admit this is fun said Luffy.
Hold on said Luffy.
I'm already doing that said Ussop.
Both of you shut up said Kisho.
Scene change
The suns going down, I wonder what we'll run into after dark said Ussop.
Do you think we can make it to the altar before then? Asks Ussop.
No, I don't said Sanji.
I can barely set the sunset through those clouds said Ussop.
I'm surprised they even have sunsets up here said Luffy.
Time skip
Ha we're climbing over a tree and it's the biggest tree I've ever seen said Luffy.
My stomach is already in knots and you're yammering isn't helping Luffy said Ussop.
Do you feel that? It's weird like something bad's gonna happen when we get over that treetop said Ussop.
Maybe but my money is on the rest of those Priests waiting for us at the end of journey here said Sanji.
That's what you were sensing Ussop an incredible sharp off this tree said Lucy.
You see them down there? Asks Sanji.
Are those the Priests? Asks Ussop.
No just Sky Sharks, said Sanji.
Oh thank goodness I thought for sure we were goners, said Ussop.
Whoa whoa whoa! What do you mean Sky Sharks? Said Ussop.
Ah! Those suckers will swallow us whole said Ussop.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Luffy.
We're soaking wet said Ussop.
Check it out! We found it! Said Luffy.
There's the altar with the Going Merry sitting right on top said Luffy.
Sounds like they're happy to be here said Nami.
Safe and sound said Nami.
Scene change
Where's the mast? Asks Ussop.
Oh look I tried but it didn't matter how hard I fought he still kept burning everything said Chopper.
I promise I did everything I could said Chopper.
We don't blame you Chopper we're just glad you're safe said Kisho.
Yeah, are you gonna be ok or what? Said Ussop.
You must have been scared taking that guy by yourself it's a good thing he set the mast on fire instead of you right? Said Ussop.
We can figure out the details on the ship later said Ussop.
I promise to become a more dependable starting right now said Chopper.
Chopper, stop yelling at the altar and tell me something said Luffy.
How'd you get rid of that Priest? Asks Luffy.
I used the whistle the Sky Knight gave us and he showed up to rescue me said Chopper. '
Oh! Where is he? I don't see him said Luffy.
Scene change
He was willing the sacrifice this much for us even he gave that whistle for free said Luffy.
If it wasn't for the Sky Knight you guys probably wouldn't have a ship and I'd for sure be dead said Chopper.
I got a bunch of questions for him, but I guess I'll wait till he wakes up said Sanji.
We owe you a thanks well said Kisho.
The Going Merry's trashed and it'll be dark soon said Sanji.
So there's no chance we'll make it back to Angel Island until tomorrow said Sanji.
We should hop over to land and make camp on shore for the night said Sanji.
Why there? Said Luffy.
Because if we stay here and someone attacks us the first thing to take a beating will be our ship said Kisho.
Would you use your head, Luffy? Said Ussop.
Not to mention it's easier to fight from land than from an altar floating on a cloud said Sanji.
Camping said Luffy.
This isn't a party, we're in enemy territory said Ussop.
Now calm down said Ussop.
Take your own advice said Kisho.
Not a party got it said Luffy.
Hey, Ussop is a barbeque a party? Asks Luffy.
Time skip
These things are tasty said Luffy,
You'd eat dirt if we told it was food said Nami.
You haven't tried it what do you know? Said Luffy.
Quiet down now it is time to hear everyone's field reports said Ussop.
We ran into this Priest named Satori who uses spheres with different threats inside each one, explosives, dragons the usual said Kisho.
But really hung us out to dry in the fight was the guy predicting our moves using a power called Mantra or something said Sanji.
The Priest that attacked me was named Shura and used a spear that catches fire to anything, he seemed like he could predict my moves just like the Satori guy and I tried and tried to attack... but he dodged me every single time. Then the bird that he was riding burnt down the mast and the Sky Knight was defeated said Chopper.
Sounds like you all had ruff time said Nami.
Well what we found is that this island we're on is actually the missing part of Jaya said Nami.
You see the city of gold didn't sink into the ocean it was shot into the sky like us said Nami
Excellent work said Ussop.
Now based on your reports we've learned that the Priests can predict our movements using a power they like to call Mantra and the bird, and the spear burn you. But most importantly we've learned that this! The city of gold is not a thousand leagues under the sea as we had thought but it is hidden somewhere on this very island said Ussop.
No way! Said Lucy.
That was the first thing I told you said Nami.
So what is this Mantra business all about? Asks Zoro.
It's Observation Haki said Kisho.
You mean one of those powers you told us about before? That's common in the other side of the Grand Line said Nami.
It may go by a different name up here, but it definitely is the same thing said Kisho.
How did that technique get all the way up here? asks Usopp.
Someone must have brought it up here in the past and taught it to the locals said Kisho.
But they are Masters of at least this Haki. The foresight ability is highly advanced, not even I'm at that level yet said Kisho.
Yo Chopper, do I need to grind this down anymore? Asks Sanji.
Yes it needs to be a fine powder said Chopper.
He suffered a lot of damage to his digestive system said Chopper.
I'll take over if you want me to Sanji i know the consistency Chopper wants said Kisho.
Sure, I need to check on the food anyway said Sanji.
This is it! An adventure with gold at the end said Luffy.
I can't wait said Luffy.
Glad to see someone on my side, I'm ready said Nami.
Luffy no, did you forget what the scary guerilla guy said about executions? Said Ussop.
God will be really mad said Chopper.
Sounds like fun said Robin.
Well, we wouldn't be very good pirates if we turned our backs on gold, so let's not said Sanji.
It won't be easy you know everybody up there already hates us which means I'm in said Zoro.
I say bring it on said Kisho.
Come on said Ussop.
Aren't you even a little frightened of the wrath of God? I mean I want to live, don't you? Said Ussop.
Gold and it's all waiting for us said Luffy.