Ash and Lincoln explained everything to Delia and she agreed to give them some tips
"pikachu you can't give Derek ketchup instead of milk." Ash told pikachu after he caught pikachu trying to give Derek ketchup from the bottle
meanwhile while this was happening lincoln and Dillan were doing a puzzle
"good job buddy!" Lincoln said after Dillan solved it pretty quickly
then there was a knock at the door
Delia answered it
"hello Gary what brings you here?" Delia asked
"I heard ashy boy was taking care of kids and I had to see it for myself." Gary said
"oh hey Gary what brings you here?" Ash asked
"I wanted to see if you got stuck with babysitting nd you did!" Gary said "sucks to be you."
then everything frozen in time
we'll expect for Derek
Derek open a small portal and got a tape recorder
"please don't do what I'm about to do." Derek said to the readers "what? You thought my dad was the only one who could break the forth wall?"
then everything resumed
"where did he get that tape recorder?" Gary asked
Derek then hit play
"YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE YOU SHOUD KILL-"
later
"Derek what the hell?" Lincoln asked "how did a baby know how to cause the much psychological damage?"
Gary was stunned because of the recording
"you think it's your magic?" Ash asked
"that's my best guess." Lincoln said
the next day
Lincoln and ash noticed that Derek and Dillan were a bit bigger
as in they're already walking around and saying simple sentences
"papa." Dillan said "look!"
Dillan had completed a 1000 piece puzzle which he started not too long ago
"yes I'm very proud!" Ash said while thinking (how did he do that?)
Derek was being lazy and drinking ketchup straight from the bottle with kantoian marowak laying next to him
"this is why we don't give babies ketchup pikachu." Lincoln said
pikachu responded
"I don't care if it tastes good you still don't give it to babies!" Lincoln said
Derek simply watched this
the next day
this time they were even older looking around 7 years old with Dillan being taller
"ok now I'm starting to get concerned." Lincoln said
"so am I." Ash said "we should get them to professor oak."
"Derek pick up your sock!" Dillan said pointing to a sock on the ground
"ok." Derek said before picking the sock up and putting it back down
"Derek don't put it back down! move it!" Dillan said
"ok." Derek said before he moved it 3 inches
"should we be stopping this?" Ash asked as they continued
"no." Lincoln said while eating some popcorn
later
they explained the situation to professor oak who agreed to do some tests
"it should be a bit until the test results come back so come back tomorrow." Professor oak said
"can we have a look at the Pokémon?" Dillan asked
"I don't see why not." Professor oak said
"Yay!" Dillan said "come on brother!"
he began to pull Derek with him
"this surely can't go wrong right?" Lincoln asked
later
they watched as Dillan gave beedron belly rubs like he was a dog
"how is he doing that?" Professor oak asked "beedron wouldn't go anywhere near me when you sent him here."
"he just has a gift." Lincoln said
"how has beedron been by the way?" Ash asked
"I have never been so caught off guard in my life before you sent beedron here." Professor oak said
"fair enough." Lincoln said
Lincoln then read beedron's thoughts and was surprised with what he saw
"ash you're not gonna believe this." Lincoln said before whispering something in ash's ear
"really?" Ash asked
"yup that's what he wants." Lincoln said
"alright then." Ash said before going over
"hey buddy you having funny?" Ash asked
"yes! Beedron is amazing!" Dillan said
"how would you feel about taking care of him when you're old enough?" Ash asked
beedron looked surprised
"Wowie! Really? as his trainer?" Dillan asked
"yup! Lincoln read his mind and he wants to join you." Ash said
"Yes! With this I can become a gym leader where my magnificent puzzles can be shown to the world!" Dillan said
"you read a dictionary for those big words didn't you?" Ash asked
"yup!" Dillan said
that night
Delia got up for a glass of water when she heard a muffled scream from Dillan and Derek's room
with her mom instincts activated she rushed in and saw that Dillan was on the ground yelling into a pillow in pain
he now looked like a teen
Derek did too but he was only a little bit taller around 5'0 so there was not much pain while Dillan was almost 6'0 and still growing
luckily Lincoln's hatterene heard Dillan's scream and teleported there
"help me get them to professor oaks lab." Delia said
hatterene obliged and teleported them into oak's lab
professor oak was looking at Dillan and Derek's test results
"Delia?!? What are you doing here?!" Professor Oak asked "and is that Dillan and Derek!?"
"yes help me out!" Delia said
later
"ok Dillan stopped growing he's about 6'6 now." Professor oak said
"do you know why?" Delia asked
"that I do." Professor oak said "Lincoln and ash said they were created in a cloning machine that was used for Pokemon. that machine might've been made with only Pokemon in mind however with Lincoln's dna being unrecognizable it had no choice but to combine it with ash's and now the effects of that are starting to show."
"what's that mean?" Delia asked
"it means if we don't figure out a way to fix it they will age years every day until they are dust." Professor oak said
"I can help with that." A voice said
it was Derek with the kanto marowak next to him
"Derek what are you doing here?" Professor oak asked
"well I'm a smart guy it's in my character." Derek said "but anyway I have a spell that will slow our aging to a halt."
"are sure that will work there are a ton of factors." Professor oak said
"you're right you could say a skel-ton." Derek said
*drum sound effect*
"where did that come from?" Delia asked "was that you?"
"nah I'm only good with the Trom-bone." Derek said before marowak handed him a trombone
*trombone sound effect*
then they heard a muffled "oh my god!" From Dillan
"in all seriousness though I'm pretty good with magic." Derek said
"okay then." Delia said
the next day
when Lincoln woke up and left he and ash's room he noticed that there were things that weren't there before
there was a joke book where a potted plant used to be
he opened it and found a quantum physics book in it
he opened the quantum physics book and he found another joke book
he opened that joke book and found another quantum physics book in it
with that he decided to stop before he went too deep
"hey ash is it just me or are things different?" Lincoln asked
"yeah i think so." Ash said before noticing the joke book "hey what's this doing here?"
Lincoln stopped him "don't." He said
then they heard a familiar "nyehehehe!" From down stairs
they went down stairs and saw a teenage Dillan helping Delia cook breakfast and Derek being lazy as per usual
"look father! I'm bigger now!" Dillan said while trying to cook
"is this the part where one of us faints?" Ash asked
"I am so on it dude." Lincoln said before fainting
if you don't get who these two are based on I'm disappointed
now I have not seen johto (since after the each of the movies we will be going to the next region) which means I might just do the movie there (movie 3) but i am gonna look through some episodes and see what could be found here
team updates
Lincoln
hatterene (female)
moves
moonblast
psychic
dazzling gleam
thunderbolt
ice beam
team updates
Dillan
marowak (alola)
moves
bone rush
shadow bone
flare blitz
iron head
beedron (aggron beedrill fusion)
moves
X scissor
rock slide
poison jab
heavy slam
team updates Derek
marowak (kanto)
moves
bone rush
iron head
belly drum
earthquake
double team
and that's all