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"... Well, at least we know that chocolate from our dimension gets her high." We three were watching as Olivia was on the floor staring at the sky with a goofy smile. She was very out of it, Like very.

"Um... it wasn't the chocolate," said Illva sheepishly.

"Then what was it?"

"It was a weed chocolate bar." She said, chuckling awkwardly. At this, Yondu burst out into a wheeze.

"You- You gave her- HAHAHAHA!" Yondu fell onto the floor, laughing his ass off that Illva gave Olivia some edibles. I only sigh before putting Olvia on her side if she throws up.

"Alright, we already arrived at our location, so we might as well unload the bikes and leave Olivia here to sleep off the high.

"Look at the pretty rainbows." And that was Olivia speaking. Sighing, we began uncovering the bikes and slowly loading them inside a cave. But before we did, Yondu stopped me.

"Hold up, we gotta check it to ensure there are no undesirables like werewolves or... anything." That was actually quite reasonable. Nodding, I unfolded the kickstand on the bike and left it on the side of the cave entrance.

"Alright, let go. Illva!"

"Yeah?" Turning to face as she was crouched while poking Olivia with a stick.

"Stay here and watch our owl mage," I ordered.

"What! Why?!" She exclaimed.

"You got her high, so it's your job to take care of her." She crossed her arms and began grumbling before saying, 'Fine.' "Also, watch if anything tries to leave the cave. If there's anything inside."

"Kay." At that, both Yondu and I went inside to check the cave.

(Illva)

"Wow, you are high as hell." I stayed by Olivia's side, and she kept rolling around in a happy daze and mumbling nonsense. Honestly, I thought that chocolate didn't have that much weed. But apparently, it did, as evident to Olivia flying around in a confused and high daze, knocking herself out by faceplanting herself onto a tree. Good thing I recorded that. But still, I definitely didn't spike the chocolate. Totally didn't for beating my high score in that game. "I should probably make sure you didn't kill yourself," I said as I walked up to her form.

"Bleh~"

"And you're throwing up, greeaaat. I really shouldn't have spiked you." sighing. " Now you're making me feel bad. Or I'm feeling guilty? Eh, probably that. Alright, come on, let's get you cleaned." Picking her up, I grabbed the cloth to cover the bikes and ripped a piece off as I began cleaning her. As I did so, I began hearing shots inside the cave where Yondu and Kellion entered. "Huh, must've found something." I ready myself with my magic to strike at anything that tried to escape.

(Kell)

"Holy shit, there are so many of them!" There were tons of werebats as they tried to down us. But either I burned them with my own magic, Or Yondu shot them with his shotgun. The gun was really doing well for us as the close area made the gun echo a lot, causing them to go into a daze and making them easier to kill.

"On your left, Kell!" Ducking an attempt to grab, I threw a fireball at the offender and missed. "Bitch you suck at aiming!"

"Fuck off!" As I kept throwing fire at them and getting a few lucky shots, I quickly grabbed one of them. I began using them as a flaming battering ram to hit the other werebats. Since I was a bit walking death torch, they kept their distance, but their yells of anger were known as they saw their sister being used as a weapon brutally. Plus, the werebat I was using as a weapon was still alive and screaming in pain. Eventually, with Yondu's persistent shots being fired and me throwing fire and a flaming bat at them, we dwindled them down to two.

We subdued them and tied them up. Once we ensured the cave was clear, we returned and began wheeling the bikes in.

(Later)

"Feeling better?" I asked Olivia as she began waking up.

"Uh, yeah. What was in that chocolate anyways?"

"Weed."

"What? What's that?"

"Basically, a plant that can get you high. And either Illva accidentally spiked you or purposely spiked you. At least we know weed has an effect on you, though." She only stared at me with narrow eyes before her cheeks inflated. She was given a bucket, and she quickly grabbed it and threw up in it. "Here, eat this. It'll help." I gave her a burrito made from the werebats. She grabbed it without putting up much resistance but observed it before taking a bit.

"Tastes weird," she said but was still chewing the burrito.

"I know, but it'll help stave off the after-effect of your high." Not arguing, she continues to eat it. I then gave her a pat on the head, which she leaned onto.

-Entree-

[Werebat]

A bitch to kill, and their meat ain't worth it. Stringy meat, a bit pungent in terms of smell, the wings are fuckin flimsy and barely could be made into food if fried. There's little meat on their bones. The only meat viable was their thighs. Even then, I was still debating about eating it.

[Lung]

Due to their need to fly, their lungs were the biggest organs worth eating. When cooked and properly seasoned, it is delicious. It could be eaten via campfire, grilled, or fried.

[Other]

Sadly, these creatures aren't worth it. Their lungs are the only thing good to eat; the rest is just a waste or tastes horrible.

"Alright, portals up and ready. Gylda should be here soon." Right on cue, Gylda appears through the teleporter.

"Oh my god, is that her!" as she jumps onto the owl mage and hugs her. "So fluffy." As she rubbed her hands all over the owl mage's feather. The owl mage was blushing up a storm and squirming under Gylda's touch.

I then see Yondu sigh before he walks up to Gylda. Grabbing her arm, he then throws her off as I see her ragdoll off the cave entrance.

HOME RUN!

"What the fuck!"

(Guest JAN 24, 2024): Im my own terms art.

Devlin the bandit: Hey man thanks for alway commenting on each chapter I always enjoy reading what you have to say. Also Im glad you already enjoy Olivia I just came up with her on the spot. And yeah, while these beings while very powerful and strong, can still fall for traps and those types. Also I didn't know sabbath saw big breasts as blasphemy.