'Miss, we've arrested your husband Larry for trying to steal an oven from Kentucky Fried Chicken. We are holding him on bond if you want to come get him.' The cop said over the phone.
'Sigh. I'll be right there.' Patti sighed.
On the way home.
'Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't throw you out of this car and make you walk home.' Patti growled.
'It was chicken making machine! If we had 1, we'd be set for life!' Larry exclaimed.
'Oh yes. Because I want to be known to everyone as the wife of a loser croc who can't catch a zebra and reduced himself to buying an industrial strength oven to make store bought food! Do you have any idea how embarrassing that sounds?!'
'Embarrassing would be going hungry.'
Unsatisfied, Patti stopped the car.
'I would rather go hungry then rely on store bought food for the rest of my life. Now GET OUT!'
Larry went to stay at a friend's house for the night.