'What's all that noise out back?' Pig asked.
'Guard Duck is doing target practice out back.' Rat replied.
'Well I'm going out there to tell him t keep it down.'
But when he did, he found out that GD was training a bunch of the crocs to fire guns, and bullets were going everywhere!
With the speed and grace of a ninja, Pig managed to dodge all the wayward bullets to get to GD.
'Sir! That was amazing! Have you ever trained as a ninja?' Guard Duck asked, amazed.
'Lil Guard Duck, (pant pant), no more target practice in the (pant pant), yard!'. Then Pig collapsed from exhaustion.
TBC