Chpater 5: cross examination: ghaleon!
*munch*munch* AWW MAAN NIC. RAMEN BURGERS AFTER POESSESSION ATRE THE BEST. Sed maya fay. "Maya, don't talk with your mouth fuill" said pheonix. Anyway, say Mia, "we must now summon ghaleon's ghoast..when she's done eating of course. Will thhat be soon?" and nick say ""mia, you underestimate maya appetite" screen say "2 hours later", and maya say ""ahhhh man I'm stuffed" and she have cartoon bloat belly, as all lunar girls stare in horror at maya's hungrr, but not pheonix cause he knows her. Nect day maya back to normal and summon ghaleon's ghost. "get ready, he is more powerful than xenobia" say Luna and pjheonenix say "wright… wait that's me-" but ghaleon popsess maya, and her hair turn white, and her boobs shrink into void of nothingness, and she acquitre evil smirk of despair. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!:" Say maya-ghaleon, "now mty renenge will be complete like on PS1 Lunar!" "No", say Edgeworth, "we brought you back for one reason only, to testify about bromides! You can't use maguic blasts in a borrowed body" "true, but I can drive you all insane with my insults and monologues of doom!" "Try me" say Luna, and Ghaleon say "very impressive for a submissive goddess who I made to wear a thong, purple boob armor, and tight black spandex -egads what happened to my voice… I can't act or show emotion...noo." "That's right!" say Luna, "I prepare secret spell to make ghaleon spirit cooperate, I can turn him into TROY BAKER GHALEON ET WILL!" and jury gossip in fear, Judge say "ORDER!" And jess say "Luna, if I've ever done anything to make you mad, tell me and I'll apologize right now:" and Luna lauigh and "it's ok Jess, were friends… Ghaleon I'll let John truiett voice you for now… so long as you cooperate.""Tch…fine. At least you now REALIZE the importance of having absoulte power over, even if it's over me-" "ENOUGH… Ghaeweon testify about the origin of these bromides" and judge say "hey that's my line…" Very well" say Ghaleon" I shall-cooperatye- for now, nyesss."
"I am Ghaleon, Former premier of the magic guild of Vane, now magic emperor and god of this PATHETIC world of LUNAR-" HOLD IT!" say phjeonoix "Look I've encountered some really crazy people and some really arrogant people in this courtroom before. But I've never encountered someone with a god complex before. Can you actually verify your divinity?" "Well I BREIFLY controlled the Goddess Althena, and start tro absorbed her divine power, and I brainwash her to wear a thong, purple boob armor, and tight black spandex-" "ENOUGH!" scream Luna. "Or it's troy time!"
Ghaleon continue, "Even if my plan has _shall we say_ failed, it was pretty awesome you must admit. I mean, I killed all the dragons, and had a friggin giant castle tank-laser-cannon fusion that TERRORized" HOLD IT! Scream Pheonix. "What monstrosity is this? "Why, it's the Grindery! Sed ghaleon. It rolls obbver anything in it's path! AHAHAHAHAHHA!" And evidence log say "grindery added to court record!" "Can we PLEASE stay on topic about the BROMIDES!" Say Edgeworth, and Judge say, "Yres! But what is bromide on the periodic table again? I took chemistry so long ago that I forgopt" and edgey facerpalm.
Ghaleon continuew: "Ah yes, the bromides… I'm sorry to say that I didn't make them." "What?!" say pheonix, and Ghaleon say "It's true. I had to become a god on the budget. Even with slave labor, I didn't have enough silvers to" OBJECTION! Say Pheonix wright. "Ghaleon you said just now that you haven't made the bromides. Is that really the case?" "Yessss…" Say Ghaleon! "THENB WHY DID LUNA AND ALEX FIND THE BROMIDES AT YOUR ABANDONED BLACK DRAGOBN FORT!? THIS IS A GLARING CONTRADICTION!" And pheonix present evidence. ""Mr Wright, where ecxactly where these bromides found" say judge" "Hmm…. It was right… HERE!" and pheonix point on black dragon fort map to black draghon fort mailbox" "Good going nick!" say Luna. "I'm afriad to dissapoint you, LAWYERBOY, but there is no contradiction."sed Ghaleon. "ACK!" say pheoinix, and ghaleon continue "Yes, I was in POSSESSION of bromides. But they were not made by me or my underlings!" "Mr wroighht, I'm afraid I'll have to penalize you for making false accusations!" and judge remove one of pheonix health '!'s. "dammir, I was so close… but wait… let's pursue a different line of questioning."
"Alright Ghaleon, if you didn't make the bromides, then who did? And how and why were they ate the black dragon fort" say pheonix, and ghayleon retort "Well, LAWYERBOY, I wasn't under the impression that BROMIDE POSESSION was a felony or misdemenor-" "Ahem. Does anyone know what *time* it is?" interrupt luna, and ghaleon say "fine… I ordered the bromides from a -shall we say_ :"mail order catalog" actually order isn't the proper word. I guess TRIBUTE would fit./" and jury argue amonsgt themselves. "Tribute?' Say pheonix, and Ghaleon say "Yes… I steal mens sould and make them my slaves-wait thjat's true but wrong monologue. *Ahem* you could say it a *protection fee*, LAWYERBOY" "Speaking of "boy"s, what rhymes with the LA Lakers?" "yep this is definetly a working designs game" say Jess, and Larry Butz pop in door and say "it could just as easily by a nintendo localization!" Luna get made and say "All of you, stop being translation weebaos, and allow him to answer so we can get tio the bottom of this…" "You know, I've forgottn the man's name. It was a man… Gah, being a god means I don't concern my time with petty civillians. But I believe this man's occupation was… A MERCHANT!" Luna, jess, and mia look at each other in confusion. "Well, I do believe this witness has said all that they know" said judge" "and ghaleon say Ahahahahahhahahahahahah so long LAWYERBOY and THONG GODDESS!" and ghaleon unposess Maya fey, and maya say "man, my chest hurts in the opposite way..."