Pheonix was congused because he thought ghaloen was real cuprit but he wasn't. "Who could the manafactuer of the bromides be?" Sudden;ly Larry butz cume in "NOICK! LOOK AT TESE AMAZING ART PRINTS IF GOT! TEY HAVE SO HOT!" pheonix lok and say WHAT?"! and it was Luna in sexy black spandex and burple boob armor and hat like ghaleon said, and luna g tsundere mode and say "NICM DON'T LOOK PERVERT!" "but Luna," saya Maya FEY, azsh she eat more ramen burgers "tis could be clue in who made the bromides". "alright, you can look nick, but don't get any ideas! I'm married! (but don't show tem to alex weither.)" Right right sed pheonix, and system settings say "Dark althena prototype bromide added to court record!" Nick get out his DS, but it ran out of powar and he couldn't charge cause lunar has PAL territory 500 Hz electricity, so he start in hi s nintendo switcheroo, but it said "u have to connect to internet to use pay dlc to get fingerprint dusting and magnifying glass!" "fuck! said pheonix, so he install Yuzu citrus emulator on his pc (which had multi region PSu) and finally get inspection tools! Pheonix use magnifying glass but noptice signature at bottom "Ramus's emporium" Does the name Ramus" mean anything to you? asked pheonix to luna mia and jess, and tere jaws drop to floor loony toons style except this time jaws fall so hard that small floor cracks appear! "I'll... ah... get my dad to fixe these cracks" say jess.
pheonix tell hell mell, and he command ramus to appear. Jduge say "witness, your name an occupation, please" "Hi Ramus! I won the Ramus emporium! We sell everything at bargain prices. Are you tired of charms that don't ward off evil! Then you need the Vile tribe jack! say goodbye to other omamori that simply don't work-" "Edgeworth say with firery background: FOR THE LKAST TIE, WE ARE HERE FOR PNE PURPSE: TO DISCUSS BROMIDES! wintess, give your relavent testimony!
"Right say Ramus. my store sells so manyt hings, It's hard for even me to keep track of all items!" HOLD IT SAY PHEONIX" What items does your sell? "You name it we got it! said ramus, "charms, althena statues, silver purses, weapons, armor, healing herbs, healing nuts, silver lights, plus a section of behind the counter items like alochol, tobaco... and pokemon cards" "Damn I almost had him with the behind the counter part! tought pheonix.
"I have heard of these broides-" start ramus. "HOLD IT" saypheonix. What have you "heard"? "I've heard they can grant a 1+ defense! but they also look pretty or so I hear..." "hmmm should I press further? asked pheonix to hisself "just do it!" say Mia and shia lebouffe in jury do do it pose. "I request more information on his knowledge of bromides" "Witness, please elaborate" said judge, and Ramus say "Ok, I've heard they are hidden in many corners of our world, and often you have to speak to npcs at different very specific times to get them. But I've never owned one personally!
"OBJECTION! You're doing it wrong. What is this, a kindergarten class?" "Who are you say Judge, and mystery person reply, "The name's Saul... SAUL GOODMAN!"
TO BE CONTINUE?
