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Hank and Hawk cracked their knuckles ominously, and grinned menacingly. Lincoln and Clyde gulped, but looked at each other, and nodded.
"Pocket Sand!"
The both of them said, as they got sand out of their pockets, and threw it at Hank and Hawk's eyes.
"AH!" They yelled as their eyes burned.
Lincoln and Clyde got the bags of candy out of the tree house, and ran as fast as they could. The both of them high-fived.
15.7
Lincoln blinked as he looked around, and found himself in a kitchen.
"Excuse me."
Lincoln looked next to him, and saw some version of Kermit the Frog.
"How do you feel about Wilkin's Coffee?"
Lincoln shrugged, and said," Never had it, and I tried coffee before, it's bad."
Kermit then had a bat, and hit Lincoln over the head with it. Lincoln groaned in pain, and swayed around as if he was going to fall.
"How do you feel now?"
"I feel… ugh." Lincoln said as he fell to the ground unconscious, but not before wondering what kind of loop this was.
Kermit looked at the readers, and said," If you don't drink Wilkin's Coffee, you'll feel ugh as well."
15.8 (Mentioned in 4.7)
King Candy or how he was known privately, Turbo, chuckled to himself in his throne room. Another day, another chance at being the best, the latter was something he knew was. The source code was still the same, no one remembered that Vanellope girl being the original ruler, and the girl in question was left to be a nobody, like he almost was when that new stupid racing game came, and he was almost forgotten.
Life was good.
He was about to start planning for the Randomizer Race, when the front door literally exploded.
Turbo screamed, and hid behind his throne, but peaked out to see what had just happened.
The dust cleared, Vanellope was standing on Wreck it Ralph's shoulder, and they were carrying some heavy duty weapons. Alongside them were Fix' it Felix Jr. and the characters from that new game called Hero's Duty.
Turbo was not afraid to admit he whimpered at the more heavy weapons they had.
"Uh w-what's going on?" He asked.
Sid, who was taking Vanellope's place, aimed her blaster at the fake King, and said," Sorry King Candy, or should I say Turbo. But your reign is over, and I'm taking back what's mine."
Turbo gave them a nervous smile, and said, "Uh… can't we talk this out?"
He gulped when Sergeant Calhoun approached him, and aimed her weapon at his head. He could literally see the inside of the barrel.
Calhoun smirked, and said," No, we won't."
15.9
Ronnie Anne blinked at what she saw.
"Okay, that is freaky." Ronnie Anne said both stunned and weirded out.
Sid, who had her shoe off, was showing her the birthmark of Abraham Lincoln on her right foot. Except it was a different person this time.
It now looked like Lincoln Loud.
"I know right." Sid said, and looked at her foot again. "Imagine my surprise when I woke up, and said good morning to him. Thinking it was still Abraham Lincoln."
Ronnie Anne could only wonder what Lincoln's reaction would be if he ever saw this.
16.0
Lincoln was in his room when he heard large footfalls, and his sisters, minus Lily, barged in, looking mad.
"Can I help you girls?" Lincoln casually asked.
Lola, who was leading them, held something out, which was a comic book.
"Why are we villains in yours and Clyde's stupid comic book?! You told us we were going to be heroes!" Lola seethed.
"Yeah, bro! What gives?" Luna asked.
Lincoln gave them a glare, one that his sisters were surprised to see, and said," When I told you guys about the contest, and the characters based off of you, you only cared about getting famous. You guys never took any interest in my comic books, besides calling them lame and dorky. So I'm pretty sure you deserve those roles."
Even though Lincoln had looped into this particular event a half or dozen times already, he was still a little hurt at his sisters for only being interested in the contest to meet Bill Buck, so that his and Clyde's comic would win, and they could get recognition. He had already talked to Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lucy about it. Once they realized their mistake, they apologized for it, and hoped they could make up to him later on, but he forgave them.
"Also, you just said stupid comic. So at least I know your honest opinion about Clyde and I's work." He said pointedly to Lola.
His sisters looked guilty, due to them realizing he was right; Lola in particular, also had a rare look of guilt.
"Now, if you girls are done. I would like to finish reading one of my stupid comics." He said.
His sisters left his room, their anger now gone, and closed the door.
Even though he had gotten various types of payback, or somehow gotten his sisters to learn their lessons, he always felt satisfied.
Even though former was petty, he merely shrugged it off.
16.1 Reeling in The Years Verse
RITY Luna sat on her couch, with four lines of coke on her table. She was just about to snort it, when she heard someone banging on her door.
If it was Bobby Preston, or Tex she was going to scream. Or her landlord, but her rent wasn't due anytime soon.
She ignored it and was about to plug her nostril, when she heard a familiar voice call for her.
"Luna, open the goddamn door!"
Lincoln?
She looked at the bottle of whisky on the table.
She didn't drink that much did she?
She knew she wasn't drunk, due to the pounding becoming more frantic. She looked at the coke, which was calling to her like a siren or something, but she tried to ignore it.
The operative word being tried, she could snort a quick line before getting the door.
"Hold on, I'll be there in a second!" She yelled.
She just about sat down when the door literally busted open, and she jumped. She barely had time to see who it was, or defend herself, when a pair of arms wrapped around her, and threw her to the ground. She tried to break free, but whoever it was, was strong.
Damn, she was going to go out like Sharon Tate did. By getting stabbed repeatedly by some cult freaks.
She had nightmares for weeks due to the fear and stress.
"Don't please, don't." The voice wavered.
A very familiar voice said.
"Lincoln? Let go of me you asshole!" She said a she tried to get out of her brothers grip, not wondering how and why her brother was hear.
"I can't… you'll only go back to that damn drug." Lincoln said.
Luna felt herself get angry, and said," I promised I was cutting back! And I am! Just need one line!"
When she said that, she felt renewed energy take her, and used it to try and break free from her brother's grip. Hell, she was panting, feeling slightly clammy, and all she wanted was a line, just one.
She even tried to scratch at her brother's arms, but he wouldn't budge.
RITY Lincoln held onto his sister as tight as he could, and ignored the scratches on his arms, and whatever empty promises she was saying. After a couple of loops, he finally made it to the point when Luna died of her overdose. He had tried to save her before, but it seemed like outside forces got in his way. Luan, when she had managed to avoid prison time, had also been stopped by outside forces or something. He did ended up cursing the loops, Hestia, and whoever was in charge.
Even though he shouldn't think he was blame for her overdose, he still did, everyday.
But this time, he managed to make it.
He had come up with the excuse that one of the guys he was captured with wanted to reconnect with him and the others. He even acted like he wasn't sure and was close to saying no. He was surprised Ronnie Anne thought it was a good idea, and that possibly reconnecting would alleviate his PTSD, which he already had a hand on. But still had random nightmares and slight episodes. She even offered to come along, but he had managed to convince her he was going alone.
After memorizing everything detail from what he remembered about hearing about Luna's death, he had pretty much ran like a madman to Luna's apartment.
The cabdriver he had was probably wondering what the hell was wrong with him.
But it was L.A, there was a lot of weird or crazy people.
A felt like hours, but Luna's strength gave out, and she was already crying.
"I'm… I'm sorry. I-I n-need help. God help me." She said through her sobs.
"I'm here sis. I promise." Lincoln vowed.
And that was a promise. RITY Lincoln could only hope he could help her once she started to loop.
16.2 A Family Together Verse
AFT Lincoln was rather surprised by this, and also considered it ironic.
He and ATF Lori had been looping for a little bit. And their loops were fairly interesting.
The loop after he was supposed to run away, he didn't that time, and stayed with the family. The loop lasted until Lucy was born, and then things reset. Even though he felt guilty about not leaving so he could meet Suki in the future, but he promised himself he would once given the chance. The next one involved Lori and him switching genders, and it was the weirdest and most awkward thing the both of them were put into. After that, he found himself midway through his travels, sometime during his adventures in Gravity Falls. Or more specifically, in the Gravity Falls Loop. The craziest thing was that both Dipper and Mabel were awake, and the both of them were the anchors. Unfortunately those versions or original versions of the twins never met him. Although they had met the main Loud House Universe version of him, and his family, either as visiting the town, or as part of the family.
That got him intrigued, and he hoped to meet the main version of himself, he sounded like a good kid. And he found it slightly amusing he was the middle child, and Lori was the oldest.
But in the current loop, he and ATF Lori had switched places. He was the second oldest, while Lori was the oldest. And that she had ran away and he had stayed.
He had woken up the day Lori returned, which was the same day he had.
Once he heard the door bell ring, instead of Lucy, he said he got it, and opened the door.
And there was Lori, older, wiser, and the same type of jaded and as guilty as he was when he first came home.
She even had the biker girl look that made her look like kinda cool, like he did.
He could immediately tell she wasn't awake, and he said in a fake shocked tone," L-Lori?"
ATF Lori smiled sadly, and said," Hey little bro, I'm literally back."
16.3 Spy Kids Verse
Carlota dodged, and kicked a reanimated skeleton off the cliff. Her brother, or her brother for this Loop, Juni, was also fighting them off.
She was still new to the looping situation, even though Ronnie Anne and Bobby had already given her the basic idea of what was going on. But she had luckily went to a cute fantasy type world full of talking ponies that gave her a class, after the loop she had awoken in had ended.
This loop, she was taking the place of a kid named Carmen Cortez, who was a kid spy along with her younger brother Juni, and their parents. Right now, they were on some type of island retrieving a device they had accidently got stolen, and were now retrieving it.
Unfortunately, they were now being attacked by reanimated skeletons. And she knew Juni had taken something from that room full of treasure.
Something that she knew Carl would do in a heartbeat.
She then heard squealing, and her eyes widened in shock and disbelief when she saw an actual flying pig coming right them. It didn't come as a surprise, due to her and Juni meeting the guy who created the animals that lived on the island. He wanted to make miniature zoos filled with genetically different animals, but he had accidently grew them. Due to that, he was scared to go out.
She then screamed when it grabbed her, and flew off with her.
Once she got out her predicament, she was going to bop Juni on the head for this.
16.4 Mulan Verse
"Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns!" Li Shung sang.
Sid watched in awe as the guy broke two pots with ease, and then managed to grab the bamboo stick that was thrown at her.
In this loop she was replacing a woman named Mulan, who had disguised herself as a man, so she can protect her father. The reason was that she was in ancient China, and was dealing with a Hun Invasion. Due to her father being injured, and fearing for his safety, she took her father's place. She even had a cricket and a dragon with her, the latter was supposed to be her protector.
The random musical numbers was something, but slightly cool.
She was also the only one awake, was worried about the training, and the Huns, but she could handle it.
Not to mention the fact that Li Shung guy was easy on the eyes.
16.5
Clyde and Lincoln were on the couch, watching over both Lily, and Chloe playing on the floor. Chloe looked older, and she seemed be around Lily's age, which was one. She wore a diaper, and a blue shirt with a flower on it, and she had a tuft of brown hair.
"So, you woke up, and found her a couple of months older." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, I was pretty shocked, but it is interesting she's the same age as Lily now. Do you think she's going to get older?" Clyde asked, slightly worried.
Lincoln see his best friends worry, and said," Well, the farthest Lily has gotten is two. Not counting the variant loops where she's older. I think she'll be two like Lily, until the loop expands. So I don't think you have to worry."
Clyde would've thanked his best friend, but he then smelled something.
Both boys looked at their respective younger siblings, who laughed, and had foul smells coming from their diapers.
"And onto the less nice thing about having baby's as siblings." Lincoln said as he plugged his nose.
"This is something I won't be able to get used." Clyde agreed, as he plugged his own nose.
16.6
Luna blinked as she looked at her hair in the mirror. It wasn't the same brown as it normally was; it was white like Lincoln's.
She had to admit, her little bro can pull it off, but she felt she couldn't.
16.7
Lincoln was playing video games on the TV, when it started to fizzle. He was about to go see what was wrong, when it started to show something else.
It was some type of title sequence, which showed some type of fantasy land. And he could recognize everyone, which was Flip with some type of ice powers, Sam sitting on some type of dragon with horn, along with anthropomorphic candy people. Next it showed Luna has some type of Vampire with a guitar. Then it showed a treehouse of sorts, and inside it showed Charles and himself. That's when the song started.
Adventure Time
C'mon grab your friends
We're going to very distant lands
With Charles the Dog
And Lincoln the Human
The fun will never end
It's Adventure Time!
The TV turned off, and then turned back on, and it showed Lincoln's video game.
Lincoln blinked, shrugged it off, and went back to his game.
Just another loop.
16.8
Carol blinked as she found herself at a store, and recognized where she was at. The same store she and Lori had met and put their dumb rivalry to rest. This wasn't new, for some reason this was one of the main area she would awaken from if she was in her original loop.
She saw Lori coming around the corner, and she got an idea. One that she and Lori had come up with the next time Lori was unawake. She checked the ping app on her phone, and was glad she wasn't. And she then pretended to look at something until she heard Lori.
"Um, Carol." She said.
Carol glanced at Lori and said in a indifferent tone," Oh hey Lori."
She held back grinning at the surprised look Lori had, and then told her about how she was supposedly better, and she was done competing with her. Once she finished, Carol looked at her, and adopted a look of superiority.
"That's good that you finally realized how you'll never be better than me Loud. At least I don't have to worry about coming in second, while I'm clearly and always will be number one. As if you ever could be. Bye." She said, and walked off.
She glanced back, and saw the shocked look Lori had, and she could see the anger start to bubble up.
She would probably regret that later on, but thinking about her and Lori when she was awake laughing at her using the idea got her to giggle a little.
16.9 (Continuation of 8.0)
Natsu and Happy blinked as they looked at the bandits they were supposed to find and take out.
"Please arrest us! She's terrifying!" The leader cried on his knees, along with the rest of his group.
The Fire Dragon Slayer and Exceed then looked at 'Lucy', who was busy writing something in that journal of hers.
It had been a week since Lucy had changed her lifestyle and how she acted, and everyone was still very worried and creeped out by that.
Another thing she started to do was to disappear and pop up unexpectedly without anyone noticing until she said something. That caused everyone who fell victim to it to jump in fright.
One very memorable moment was with Erza, who was busy eating her cake at the bar. And she ended up dropping it in fright, once Lucy asked her if there was any more of it. That caused a chain reaction, where someone ended up slipping on it, crashed into a table, which spilled the occupants drinks/food, and a brawl then ensued.
Now, to see if things can get back to normal, Natsu had the idea, which was rare, that he and Happy should take Lucy on a job by themselves. To see if he and Happy could get Lucy out of whatever funk she was in.
And to also give Levy and Freed time to see if there were any runes or scripts that could help Lucy.
They decided to take a simple one, and they barely found the bandits when Lucy approached them, and stared at them for a good minute.
Natsu and Happy were left dumbfounded when all them screamed in fright, dropped their weapons, and ran to the duo, and begged them to arrest them.
"Natsu, even though I'm worried for Lucy. But I'm starting to get a little scared of her." Happy admitted.
Natsu, who had fought a number of foes who would be considered scary, wasn't the type to get scared. Excluding fearing for his life if he ever got Erza mad, and also the thought of taking any type of transportation. The Fire Dragon Slayer couldn't help but agree with his friend.
All the while, Lucy Loud smirked, still finding all of this amusing and fun.
15.6: I sorta recently got into watching King of the Hill, and got inspired by Dale.
15.7: I was watching an HBO documentary about the origins and history of Sesame Street. Apparently Jim Henson, who helped create the puppets, did a serious of old commercials where a Kermit prototype did a serious of violent acts against another muppet for not liking a brand of coffee. Look up Wilkin's Coffee commercials and you'll find them, they're pretty hilarious.
15.8: The reign of King Candy or Turbo is over.
15.9: Sid's birthmark was revealed in the Casagrande's episode 'Gossipy Girl'
16.0: I didn't think much of it, but it wasn't until reading JTom09 story Reacting to The Loud House (Which I recommend, and its on deviantart) that I realized that the girls were only interested in helping Lincoln and Clyde, was so they can get famous. The episode in question is 'Pulp Friction'.
16.1: I had this idea for a while. If you or anyone you know is dealing with addiction, then please seek help.
16.2: I'm hoping Mr ChubbySnorlax619 will update the story soon.
16.3: Carlota's voice actress is Alexa PenaVega who was Carmen Cortez in the Spy Kids film series. She's also married to Carlos PenaVega, who voices Bobby.
16.4: Sid is half-Chinese, so I thought it was a good idea
16.5: An update on Chloe McBride.
16.6: I'm pretty sure only Lincoln could rock the white hair.
16.7: Possible idea for a future Loop?
16.8: Anyone have any ideas for Carol?
16.9: Lucy seems to be enjoying herself with Fairy Tail.
Again, I'm open to suggestions for Loops.
Till next time.