A/N: This is the the final (for now) and by far the dumbest chapter posted. The prompt was Harry and Hermione as super spies.
The aphorism that writers should write for themselves has never been more apt because I really enjoyed coming up with this nonsense.
"Lightning, this is Thunder. Do you have eyes on the package? Over."
"These code names are stupid. Over."
"Lightning…we are assisting on a Muggle Op and need to follow their protocols. Over."
"Fine. Yes, Thunder, I, Lightning, have eyes on the package. Awaiting go on Accio."
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"Her-…I mean Thunder…any further instructions?"
"Thunder is waiting on Lightning to properly signal the end of hi-, their communication. Over.
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"Over."
"Thank you for finally following proper protocol, Lightning. Red King, is the perimeter clear? Over."
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"Red King, do you copy? Over?"
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"Uhh…I think Red King spotted a muggle hot dog stand and has gone rogue. Temporarily. Hopefully. Over."
"Thunder is really tired of Red King going rogue. Looks like we are on our own again, Lightning. Over."
"Lightning wouldn't have it any other way, Thunder. Over and out.