Hello One and All in Interweb Land!
Welcome to the actual first chapter of this story, now that 'Primer' is out of the way we can finally get to what we all are here for!
Let's see how Godzilla handles being sent to Hell yet again? Here's a not so shocking hint: Livid as fuck! But this Hell is vastly different than the previous one as it holds many strange, weird, crappy, fucked up horseshit things to annoy him to the moon and back, yet equally surprising and somewhat intriguing things as well. But does this mean he'll have an easier time in this Hell?
Not a Fucking chance of that!
But it'll still be fun to see regardless. Now set back, get your favorite snacks and drinks at the ready, and have fun!
Read on and Enjoy!
TO THE INFERNO OH MIGHTY KING, FIRST STEP IS A BITCH!
Getting sent to Hell really blows hard, don't it?
Now many will say that statement would be one of the biggest 'No Shit Sherlock' that has ever been said in history and many would at the very least understand why. But most don't understand how bad it is till you really get into it. First you need to know it's a multi-step procedure to going there which is a big hassle. First and foremost, the reason itself. Now some are rather cut and dry and don't to be explore any further. Others are greyer than most. Though many, many, many will cry foul at being sent. Some will say 'why me' or 'I don't deserve this, or the oh so popular 'I was set up' that one's a classic. Now granted everyone says that and generally those who say that are often the ones that do deserve it.
But there are times you get sent to Hell just cause.
Yeah, you heard right, sometimes you get sent there no matter what. No reasons are given, explained, spelled out, or even a heads-up. It's basically you are told 'Fuck you that's why now stop your bitching and move yer ass already' in the most condescending way possible while laughing as you go down.
Talk about getting jibbed up the butt in the wrong ways.
And just to piss in your favorite drink even more getting there is just as big of a bastard as just being there. You don't just pop in Hell all willy nilly, oh no, you get body slammed into the ground like a fucking sack of rocks and by the higher powers that's just the tip of the nonsense you will experience.
Like we see this sorry SOB coming in all fireball and scorching heat for a nice little 'Fuck You' time here.
Again, Hell is a really shitty place.
Now we get to who this person is, well first off, he isn't a person. This one is considered to be one of the most powerful, dangerous, feared, and unstoppable forces in the known existence. Neither good nor evil, it is to put as simply as possible the Manifestation of Nature's Fury made flesh to be unleashed onto the world. And in this case, nature's rage looks like a dinosaur but way more ferocious. Its general body style is bulky with an almost anthropomorphic look. The creature's scales are unusual dark green with three rows of large jagged dorsal spines that are tinted purple near the points. The tail was long and looks like it would hurt if you get hit by it. It stood up right on powerful legs with four toe-claws. Its neck was slightly long with a girth to it. It has three claws and a claw thumb on his hands. Its face is angular with a maw of sharp teeth and long fangs.
This creature has been called many things but the one that has been use more often than not is Godzilla.
And…yeah defiantly what one could imagine nature's fury may be like made tangible. And now he is headed into Hell by the age-old transit of falling from the sky going as fast as a meteor…Hell has a very funny yet equally fucked up sense of humor you know, almost like the Universe has this joke only it gets and you're screaming 'that's not fair' as you plummet to the Pit. Now this does beg the question, why is Godzilla going to Hell? By his very nature and what he is, it shouldn't be possible for one such as him to go to Hell at all, he can't commit sins like humans, he doesn't even understand what they are, so he has no sense of committing one no matter what any person says. It's basically calling an animal or tornado evil and that they have committed a sin, doesn't work that way…so what gives?
Well Godzilla does indeed have a soul, nay Sayers my differ on that, and when he dies his soul needs to be place somewhere. And because this is Godzilla we're talking about; Hell is possibly the only place that could handle him…which it can't cause Godzilla has gone to Hell multiple times and every time has destroyed it or basically nearly done so and came back alive ready to go back to the status que. Then way does who ever decides who goes where keep sending him to Hell if Hell can't keep him in the first place? And the answer is actually pretty simple.
The other realms of the afterlife don't give two-shits about Hell and would rather see that place fucked up then their own backyard…man Hell might suck but that's a douche move.
And now go back to Godzilla as he makes his stop in Hell…and when I mean 'make his stop' I actually mean-
KABOOM!
-going headfirst into the hard ground making a sonic boom that can be heard from miles and causing a large crater the size of a three-story mansion. Now that's one headache you're not going to recover soon. Luckily for Godzilla, injuries like that won't last but a few ticks. As for the King himself…all considering, not a bad Tuesday for him.
Godzilla groaned at the sudden pain his body was feeling though it was slowly subsiding to the point that he could move. He stood up shaking the impact and debris off his body regaining his senses. Once the pain dulled enough, he opened his golden eyes taking in the surroundings around him getting his bearings as to where he ended up this time. He saw he was in a hole, so he dragged himself out and got a better view where he was. All around him were destroyed buildings, abandon vehicles, large amounts of broken or twisted items he couldn't tell what they once were, and the sound of utter silence filled the air. This place looked like a massive war took place and was just left to rot.
Or whenever he enters any Human Cities for whatever reason and the new style it gets after he's done is one would call 'Apocalyptic Sheek' with a note of 'Smashed Beyond Recognition' that just adds some flare.
Scanning the area his eyes laid on a familiar site in the distance that made him growled a little in irritation. For within the distance was a massive city, similar to many he seen over the years but couldn't tell from where. Human Cities looked all the same to him so he didn't care much what city in the world it was, just knows it'll be full of humans.
…Oh joy.
Now contrary to popular believe, Godzilla doesn't hate humans or any species, just their actions and when they come after him to kill him. But on the flip side he also doesn't like them. Best you get from him when it comes to Humans is a solid irritated Meh, and that's if he feels generous that day. With that in mind he'll be mindful if he ever gets too close to the city for that would definitely cause a reaction for the Humans to do something foolish against him. Which is normally them throwing everything plus an anvil to, at the very least, drive him away. Doesn't work, ever, but hey they're human, what can you expect?
But something was off with this city. From anyone's perspective it looks like any ordinary one, but Godzilla knew it was beyond that or more accurately his senses this. The air was filled with a stench of fowl things such as hatred, malic, and others he can't describe at that time. For many it would shake them to the core with fear to even look upon it, but to him, he feared little, and this place filled him with no fear at all. But this doesn't make him reckless thinking he can just waltz right in like he owns the place thinking there won't be any kind of consequences for his actions. He's been around long enough to know that when something feels like what this city is giving off, it usually means there's something or whatever that can and will bite back.
Even though Godzilla could Bitch Slapped said 'Biter' into a one-hundred-foot grave without even knowing he did it.
It was then he notices the sky seemed to be inked in red and above the city itself was a strange symbol of some kind that he doesn't know with what appeared to be a moon with the same design. Now that's something Godzilla doesn't see every day and he's seen some freaky, weird, and downright messed up shit in the past so that says something. But that matter little to him for all he needed to know was that this place was dangerous. Among other things he can feel, different powerful beings that reside within seemed to roam within. Again, he didn't fear it, but he was no fool, he has fought creatures of many calibers over the years that nearly killed him, so he won't blindly walk into territories of such beings without true cause for him to do so.
He couldn't tell how many, but it was enough to him that this was a bad situation, and the best option was to stay away…and yet…his very instincts are telling him to venture in, but why? But for the time being he goes where he must for as of yet his senses and instincts have never led him astray. Always showing him where he needs to be. And despite not liking the idea of being near a 'human' settlement of any kind, it could lead to some of his questions he has of his current situation. At the very least it was a good starting place as any. So off he went to the city.
As he moves to the city something didn't seem to be right…apart from everything else obviously. Godzilla couldn't put a claw on it but the closer he got to the city the more of this feeling of something screwy grew but yet he doesn't know why. But it soon dawned to him why. It's been only a few minutes and yet he was still quite a way from the city. He should have been there given his size and that was the sense of something was off, his sizes. He somehow was smaller than before, much smaller, once he stood a massive and imposing thousand feet tall Kaiju now stood a mere 8 feet at best, now this really pissed him off!
How he didn't pick up on this right off the bat is a little questioning but considering he slammed headfirst into the ground at the speed of a Goddamn meteor we'll chalked that up as still getting his bearings.
He growled with anger as he swung his tail into a boulder twice his sizes smashing it into pieces. The situation as it stands has really irked him to no end, he concluded that something did this to him, which could also explain how he got here but he has no memory if it is true. So, for the time being he stowed his anger away and continue moving to the city thinking that maybe something can tell him about anything. It took him at least 30 minutes to finally enter the city, noting that being his current sizes is kind of a pain in the ass since it took that long to get there but at the same time, he saw the usefulness and necessity of his sizes as well given the current situation. Walking in an ally that seemed to be full of twist and turns he was able to finally find the exit and what lay in front made him twice maybe thrice as confused than ever.
The creatures he saw were not humans as he thought would be found but that of Kaiju or at the very least Kaiju-like creatures. So many different types from size, color, forms, and species. Some of forms similar to animals of earth while others were more akin to things from aliens to creatures which he didn't know the names of in his past adventures…though calling them adventures isn't what he would call them but none the less. Yet they seemed to act just as any human would in a city.
Or at least that's what he could tell from looking. Godzilla never cared to even give Humans much of a glance so forget even knowing anything about them aside from his experience dealing with them. In fact, his only real source of knowing anything from them at all is thanks partly to Kaiju's like King Ceaser, Mothra, Titanosaurus, and Kong along with Jet Jaguar as they interact with them more than any other. Granted he doesn't really pay attention when they talk about humans, but he picked up enough to get the basic download on them.
As he looked on there was something familiar about them, not their looks but their 'auras' to put it simply. They have the form of creatures but the essence of humans. Were they once human, it would explain a great deal as how they act and the place he's in, they definitely give off a human vibe…but more chaotic, vile, detestable? He couldn't find a word for it, but it seems these 'humans' are a darker version then the ones he understands, might be the place itself since it is giving off a greater form of what they have.
So many questions and yet little to answer them.
"If you have inquiries of the situation, you have found yourself in Godzilla, I might be able to assist you." Said a rather chipper robotic voice.
Godzilla spun around to face the one that spoke and once again was dumbfounded to what was in front of him. There floating in front of him a was a robot of some kind that has a body that was composed of three rectangle shapes connected by wires and lights with each piece smaller than the next as the main body and on the end a small pyramid 'tail' slowly moving back and forth. The head is a sphere with a single orange eye and green iris with a black pupil as seven small pyramid shapes hovering above its head. On the sides were tear-like triangles stretch the middle of its body, but they weren't connected to anything. Its whole body was metallic blue with the lights green like its iris. It was the size of a medium size dog resembling a fish.
Godzilla for his part groaned inwardly as he wasn't fond of robots that much, just like everything else. Apart from Jet Jaguar, he was ok with that robot, but that was a rare exception.
"Greetings and salutation King of the Monsters, Hi!" The robot waved its arm in a friendly manner.
Godzilla just stared at it for a few seconds before heading in the opposite direction from it.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!" It panicked arms flailing on its side as it zoomed to meet the Monster King.
"Please listen, I'm here to help with your current predicament. I swear." It said trying to get his attention, but Godzilla just kept moving.
"Please just let me explain!" It then tried to stop him by pulling on one of his spines on his neck.
And it did exactly what you expected. Diddly bupkis.
"Godzilla I'm not lying to you; I am here to help you! Just give me a chance!" It cried on as Godzilla just keeps walking ignoring the little pest.
But after a few minutes of its continued crying Godzilla finally had enough, he just wants it to stop so he'll listen to whatever nonsense it has to say and scare it away. Normally he would just blast robots to oblivion, but this one is no threat, it wants to only speak and not hurt him…for now. Though Godzilla was indeed a monster and a terrible force of nature even he will not attack without reason, a mindless creature he was not. He suddenly stopped making the robot slam into him almost poking its eye out with one of Godzilla's spines. It stutters about with its eye now a swirl in it.
"Holy Mother Board that was close, replacing my optics would have taken weeks in this place…huh?" The robot looks at Godzilla who was now staring at hit.
"…Uh, do I have something on me-oh you stop…does that mean you're going to hear me out?" It asks hopefully.
Godzilla gives a low grunt to answer its question.
"You will…um…I kinda thought you would make it a lot harder to-I mean not that you make things hard-that's not to say you can't-I mean-" Godzilla slams his tail on the ground making the robot glitched in slight fear getting the message.
"Right! To the point we go!" The robot steady itself before it began.
"To start off, I'm what you call an IGSS, an Information Gathering and Scouting Surveyor, but since that's a mouthful and the abbreviation doesn't sound like a usable name, you can call me Moe." The robot known as Moe said.
Godzilla raised one eyebrow questioning that logic but figure it was a 'robot' thing and emitted a low growl to continue on.
"Sure, now to clear up a few more things. I can understand you so the language barrier won't be a problem even though your other method of communication is much more efficient and logical. Which I always found that to be one of your more interesting abilities, considering you didn't acquire it till further down your existence, which just proven my thesis that you are still getting more power to this day. Which it is highly fascinating and wonderful!" Moe clapped its metal arms together in an exciting manner.
Godzilla was taken aback by this, how could a mere robot, who he never met before, be able to hint at that? Was this thing sent by humans or another species that has a gripe with him to learn more about him to try to figure out how to put him down once and for all?
"Hold it!" Moe held his arms up in defense seeing what was going through his mind.
(AN: I'm just going to call Moe a him from now on.)
"As I stated before, I'm here to help, but I understand your distrust. Allow me the chance to show you I am what I said to be. I was made by an ancient race that you never heard of and as of now will take too long to explain in detail. To shorten that tale, they observe and catalog things that goes on in the entirety of existence and I do mean everything. From stars, machines, food, jokes, galaxies, animals, planets, people, plants, and even weather they collect it all. Call it an unorthodox lifestyle if you will. They seemed to have a driven desire to collect any and all information, not to use, but to just have it. Again, odd but no malic or ill intent to be used on said particulate they collect on so it is harmless."
"One of them has been…rather interested in you in a sense more than the others and made me in order to gather as much information about you as possible but fear not, this info is not to harm you as stated before but just to take down all you are and what you have done. Considering you are one of the most powerful and dangerous beings in existence it's no wonder, you do make an impression wherever you go." Moe stopped so Godzilla could take in all that he said before he continued.
Moe himself was glad Godzilla was a hell of a lot smarter than most people give him credit or this would have taken days from just explanation.
"Moving on, the big question I'm sure you have it where are you, you're in Hell!" Moe said in an upbeat tone.
There was a dead silence that even the Demonic looking cricket that just so happens to be near them didn't make the obvious noise from that reveal as if stating 'why would you say it like that?' before hopping off.
"...Wait…that…didn't come out right." Moe looked around a little embarrassed by that.
Godzilla give Moe a flat look, he's been to Hell more than a few times and this place doesn't scream it. He gave a huff before gesturing to the crowd making few low grunts and roars.
"No, I am being serious, this place is Hell, but I can understand your skepticism. Within and beyond the confines of existence itself, there are different realms, dimension, realities, and worlds that share similar themes, identities, and rules. Some are parallel to one another such as Hell. Every time you die you go to a different Hell than the previous one and…well you ultimately in the end pretty much destroy the place before coming back to life. So now when you die you go to a new Hell that you didn't destroy and end up destroying that Hell in the process. Which does make one inquire what is the logic behind it, but it is also rather humorous in a way, at least to me." Moe snickered.
Godzilla again growled and roared in a low manner asking his next question.
"Um…well…you see…even though you are here…it's not clear at this time if you are deceased…and as of now…I have no intel on the matter at hand…currently." Moe said with a slight nervous icon look in his optic.
This made Godzilla raised his eyebrow again confused by that, which he was really getting sick of, and asked the following questions in his Kaiju tongue.
"Well, there are a few ideas floating around about that but nothing concrete as of now. But since one of my programing is to gather all intel on any subject, I can get you that answer but it might take a while so, for the foreseeable future, you are…well not going to have that specific answer known." Godzilla snapped his jaw and retorted back.
"GAH! Wait, don't offline me! I know that ticks you off, it would anyone but you can't just blaze through here like before." Godzilla again retorts.
"I know what I said but this time it's different, because it is yet unknown if you are dead this puts you in a precarious situation. As a soul, you were somewhat tolerable in destroying the Hell's you've been since, and befoul as this sounds, those who oversee the afterlife have no real problem seeing it in that condition as it well bounce back in time. But as a living being in ANY of the afterlife realms will being not only significant harm to yourself but because of what you are could rupture the delicate mechanisms of the Afterlife System that could lead to a total collapse of existence. Plus, we have no idea how you actually got here and because of that it is likely that you won't be able to leave via your usual ways and must find an alternate route."
Godzilla stood there thinking all what Moe said, if what any he said is true then Moe was right, he'll need to find a different way to leave. Which means he needs help. As much as he didn't like the idea, he saw little other options but still needed more answers and so he asked his next questions.
"Oh, sure I know why these creatures have human auras because they are human, just a different version if you like to call it. To put it simply, in many of the human believe system according to them if they do something that is a determinantal to what the norm of society views are at the time, they come here or the variations of it. A kind of imprisonment to their negative behavior or actions if you will. As to why they look like what they are now, I'm not a hundred percent sure about that, another intel gatherer like me would know more on this subject plus more. I'll see if I can find that IGSS. But for now, all I can tell you they are Demons in this place, the form of humans are no longer their form. And as to your last question, its highly probable the method you got here has something to do with your sizes reduction but your powers and abilities have not change so you should be able to whoop any of these Demons or Sinners' buttocks from here to oblivion."
Godzilla nodded even though many of his answers are still left in the air he is for now calmer and so he asked his last questions.
"Unfortunately, no, there is no radiation of any kind here. You might need to go back to your carnivorous ways while you absorb the energies in Hell for the time being. Though I wish to inform you since I have not gathered any intel of this place before I'm not sure to a one hundred percent certainty there isn't any radiation here but I'll investigate it. The next one is kinda half yes half no since everyone here barely looks human so they shouldn't cause you any problems of seeing you but I can't say indefinite since everyone here can be…let's just say 'unpleasant' in all forms and levels of the spectrum. And as to your finally question no there is no large bodies of water here that would suit your needs so your pretty much landlocked for the time being." Moe said.
Godzilla stood there thinking what his next move should be with all he know so far little it may be, it will be for the best if he has a low profile around here since there is still so many unanswered questions to this place and the amount of power he can feel, for the time being laying low is the best option yet at the same time his curiosity to this place is growing and his instincts are fueling his curiosity as well. So, Godzilla started to walk into the streets.
"Hey where are going?" Moe asks and Godzilla answered.
"Really, I would of figure you wanted to stay away from large crowds but I guess a little recon wouldn't hurt, I'm coming with you." Godzilla grunted a few times at it.
"Oh, that's easy, watch this." Moe suddenly became translucent making Godzilla cock his head to one said.
"Worry not King, I'm still here I just turn on my cloaking mode. It helps with my job of collecting info without being bother." Moe said though Godzilla grunted about that.
"What?! You can still see me? Hold a tick…no levels good…seeing no damage to the code…plates aren't acting up…huh? I guess you can see things others can't, that could be useful in the future. But besides you, no one else will see me as I've noticed the majority of technology here is not as advance as me so seeing a floating robot might stir unwanted attention. You…might be able to get through without too much trouble…maybe."
Godzilla just snorted and went on to see what this place really was. If anyone of these creatures tries anything foolish against him, they'll see why many would call him the Monster Monarch. The two walked along the streets of the city looking about seeing much of the city was indeed base on the human ones of the living but a lot of things seem…a bit odd. Signs and posters advertising a lot of things Godzilla had a funny feeling that much they are offering isn't one would be considered 'wholesome' but he didn't really care. As long as they don't try any dumb shit to piss him off, he didn't give a flip what they advertise. Moving through the crowd Godzilla was slightly amazed with all the creatures here. He actually finds them quite intriguing in both looks and mannerism.
And Moe was right, no one seem to care much about him just walking around nor does it seem they can see Moe at all. Yes, there are a few strange looks and whispers but all in all this 'Hell' is not as cracked up as he figured making him wonder why call it that? He concluded that since he has no fucks to give about that he left it be. Stopping at a few places Moe explains the best what they are, what they're for, why they're made and so on. Godzilla knows very little about human (or Demon in this case) society, mannerisms, habits, and others things like this so Moe would kindly answer any question he had on certain things or words, just cause he can understand their language doesn't mean he knows what they're saying all the time or what the fuck some things are.
After a few hours the two seemed to enter a less desirable place in the city, not that anywhere else would be better. Godzilla now understood why Moe called residents here 'unpleasant' as nearly all of them are rude, vile, twisted, perverted, hate filled, or any of the five combinations on each other, despite him still finding them a bit intriguing. Some even tried to badmouth or harass Godzilla but he just snorted and moved on making them angrier but he could care less. To him, they're still insects and thus he doesn't need to heed them at all especially if all they can throw was words, big whoop.
Even if they would try anything Godzilla wouldn't even notice their attacks. The area they're in seemed seedier then where they left, if that was even possible. In this place nearly everyone was eyeing him as though they are trying to intimidate him but that has little effect. Though this place does wreak with trash, bodily fluids, smoke, smog, and other nasty stuff that he rather not know what they were. The buildings didn't look as well maintain as the earlier ones making it clear that this is a place is poorly cared for.
"Well…this recon hasn't really yielded a lot about this place besides the basics let's head…um…where...where are you going to go Godzilla?" Moe asking sounding a bit concerned.
That made him stop in his tracks, that was a good question? Godzilla wouldn't have much trouble finding a place to rest since he would be ok anywhere, though he really wish there was a large body of water as that is the ones he likes the best. Though from what Moe indicated finding a place would still be somewhat of a challenge if he wants to be left alone. Tapping his tail and rolling his fingers Godzilla stood there trying to figure out what he should do when he notices someone was approaching him.
Godzilla looked up to see what to be a gray female fox of some kind wearing a very skimpy skirt that was black and a green shirt with no shoulders a size too small to make her breast stand out more. She was swishing her tail back and forth with a seductive grin on her mussel as her blue eyes with black slits in the middle seemed to being looking at him.
Godzilla just stared at the female fox getting suspicious as she moved closer to him. Though he had to commend for her bravery to even come towards him, not many would. Despite being maybe 5 feet and him towing her it looks like she has no fear of him. Not too shabby. But that made him warry of her, what is her motive? Or perhaps he's just being paranoid and maybe she'll just move past him having no interest at all.
"Well, what do we have here, can't say I've seen you around before big boy." The fox said in a smooth yet sly tone looking straight at him.
…And once again paranoia prove him right…somewhat.
"You must be new around here, just 'dropped' in, right? You have that look of not knowing what is going on and where to go written on your face." She spoke.
Either she guessed that or she somehow without him knowing followed him cause how can she say his face gave it away, it only has one look and it never changes, seriously he can't physically change his frown.
"Though I have to ask, were you the one that made that fireball that came crashing on the outskirts of Pentagram City? Because if so damn sweetie that's a hell of a way to make an entrance, but wouldn't that hurt, then again from what I'm seeing from you looks like you can handle a few rough tumbles like that without breaking a sweat." She looked up and down on him.
Godzilla was starting to get a little irk by…whatever this is she's doing and just wanted her to stop. He looked up to Moe who was still in cloak mode making no noise as four of the pyramids around his head move into the shape of a square with a holo-screen popped up with the words 'Interesting, looks like she's hitting on you, must be a prostitute by her looks. You might want to be weary of this, she might ask you to have sex with you and she could possibly be caring Who knows what unknown pathogens.' appearing.
…she's a what doing what wanting what caring possibly what?
"Mmm, momma likes what she sees, really digging your define muscle, bet you can plow this girl in all the right ways." She said in a husky tone while feeling his arm.
Now Godzilla was getting confused by these acts and words, was this their version to attract possible mates, if this is some sort of mating ritual, why him? Shouldn't she seek after those of her species?
"Not much of a talker huh? That's cool with me, I tend to go for the big strong silent types and your checking all the right marks in my box. So, how's about this, we go to this nice little place I know where we can…get to know each other better?"
Godzilla just looked down to her puzzled to what she saying, still having a bit of a difficult time understanding all her words. Why does their language need to be so complicated?
"Not sure? You don't have to be coy with me sweetie cause this naughty little thing can show you a good time one way or another though I can tell you'll probably just as give me the time of my life. I bet you got a nice dick on you, can't wait to see it in action." She said drawing little circles on his chest pressing her body tight to his so he can feel all she has to offer.
Yep, that's it, he's done with this nonsense. She just making noise to him and all these attempts of whatever this is just plain irks him. If she's just going to continue this then he's out.
"Now how bout we-Hey there you are babe!" A male voce spoke up.
The two looked over to the voice and saw a few individuals coming to them. The first was a creature with three black eyes with blue iris with skin that was yellow with red strips all over his body and short hair that was also red. He wore black shirt with the word 'Bend over and suck your asshole!' on it in white letters and blue jeans and red shoes. His hands only have three fingers and was about the same height as the female fox.
The next was around six feet tall and looked like a humanoid scorpion with several shades of purple on his exoskeleton with four arms with claws and a stinger tail. His face is more human with two pure yellow eyes and small pincers on the sides of his mouth. He walked on two with tan pants and sandals with no shirt.
The last one had to be at least 10 feet tall but was extremely obese that his grey shirt could barely cover his stomach. His skin was pale green looking unhealthy with stout fingers and greasy black hair and looked pissed with squinted eyes with what looked like a hand print tattoo on his left cheek. His blue pants looked ready to explode from trying keeping his fatass at bay.
Looking at each one Godzilla was not impressed; they act like tough guys who think their shit don't stink but at most they just take up space. He hears an annoyed groan looking down at the fox who has a sour look on her face. Guess she wasn't a fan of them.
"Ronnie baby I've been looking for you all day, you had me worried." The yellow one spoke sweetly to her.
"Piss off Cross! Can't you see I'm trying to score here?" She spat out in hatred at the guy name Cross.
"What the?! You're pulling my leg, right? Cause there's no way you want to fuck this Barney reject over a real man like me" He said acting all macho.
Godzilla looked at the two of them feeling this uneasiness in the air guessing they had a bit of history but didn't really pay attention to that for it was what this Cross being said that got his ears. That Ronnie wanted to mate with him, but if that's true why didn't she just say that in the first place? Why go through that whole nonsense like she did just to mate, what was the point? Was that how they attract mates, using words that is just a long-winded way to say 'let's fuck' is the way? Guess he'll never understand them at this rate.
"…You…a real man…yeah don't think so limp dick. You pop every time some girl gentle brushes your crotch before they even do anything!" She shot back.
"Yo man, that true? You jizz from that, talk about 'shooting fast' in a whole new way." The scorpion one snickered.
"SHUT YOUR ASS UP BRUCE!" Cross yelled at him.
"You know what, I'm gone. Sorry big boy, looks like we'll need to catch up another time, jackass over here ruined the mood. Give me a call when you want to fuck like animals, here's my number, later." She handed him the card and walked away.
"Wait Ronnie baby come back; I can show you twice the good time then this freak can!" Cross yelled at her but only got a middle finger from her.
"Guess that's it, let's head over to Joe's, heard he has some more of that good brew of his." The fat one spoke up.
"Not yet Tub, hey you, lizard asshole!" Cross pointed his finger at Godzilla looking really mad.
"You must got some balls to think you can try anything with MY girl. She's way out of your league and give me that!" He snatches the card from his claws.
"Since when was that whore yours? If I remember correctly, she has slept with half of the guys on this side of town, doesn't sound like she's anyone's." Bruce said with a shit eating grin.
"…I swear to GOD Bruce I'll crack you open like crab legs if you don't shut up now!"
"Like to see you try tough guy, maybe that'll give you a tit slip from that slut?"
"Don't you dare call my girl that bug boy!"
"I'm an arachnid you idiot, didn't you watch like the Animal Planet or were you too stupid to figure out how to change the channel from the porn station?"
"Hey guys." Tub spoke up.
"What Tub?" Bruce looked over to the grease ball.
"That lizard thing is walking away." He pointed to Godzilla walking away.
Godzilla had enough of their bickering as it was giving him a headache. As he walked along, he could hear someone running behind him. Looking back, it was the three demons making him groan.
"Where did you think you're going asswipe, I ain't done with you yet!" Cross step in front of Godzilla.
"You made me look like a total joke in front of my girl, so I think it's only right I teach you some…manners." He said with an evil grin pulling out a switchblade from his pocket.
Godzilla looked at the demon unfazed by the threat, if you can call it that, nor was he amused with the weapon he had, looked weak to him. He just started to walk again but he then felt a hand making him stop. He looked over to see it was the large one that stopped him.
"Sorry pal, but you ain't going nowhere till Cross is done teaching." He said sternly.
"Too right man, he may be a dumb fuck for wanting that women but he still our bro so take it like a man fucker." The purple one said holding his right arm tight.
"Welp you heard them, first thing you should know is you mess with my girl, you mess with ME BITCH!" Cross yelled as he thrust his blade into Godzilla's chest.
And it did absolutely nothing.
Everyone just stood there baffled by what they've seen, minus Godzilla of course. The blade didn't do squat, not even punctured his scales.
"Huh? What gives, didn't you just got that sharpen Cross?" Tub said puzzled.
"Yes, I did just…give me a second ok I was…just toying with him that's all. Extending the pain, he'll receive. That's right, you don't know when I'll actually do it huh. Could be now, or maybe right now, or how about right now?" He said trying to play it off doing fake outs to make Godzilla sweat.
Course it didn't partly cause he physically can't sweat but mostly he found this display really stupid.
"I ain't buying it, just finish this up, I got places to be." Bruce retorted.
"…Yeah, all right, see you later asshole!" Again, he stabs Godzilla in the gut this time.
And again, it didn't do a thing.
"What's going on? Why 'grunt' is 'grunt' this 'grunt' not 'grunt' working!" Cross repeatedly stabs him and still no damage at all.
Godzilla was now just getting annoyed by this so he shook off his 'handlers', brush past Cross, and continued his way.
"Hey come back here ugly, we ain't done." Bruce again latched his claws on him arm but Godzilla wasn't going to have any.
He grabs the claw holding him putting enough pressure on it for the Sinner to let him go in pain.
"Dammit, that hurt!" He hissed.
"Now you've done it, kiss your ass goodnight dino boy!" Tub reared back and throw the hardest punch at Godzilla's face.
But he tanked it like it was nothing, not even moving an inch from the impacted or even flinching. It was as if he was hit by a gentle breeze, barely noticing it at all and just ignored it. This shocked them all as Godzilla just looked at Tub snorting clearly not amused by his attempts. He had enough of these weaklings' pathetic attempts to harm him, he was more than generous to just leave them be even when the Demons attack him. He would of just go on his merry way with no plan to retaliate even if he has all rights to do so. But no, they just kept pushing their luck. Now that luck was gone, so, if they want to clash blows with the king this desperately, then he will give them just that. Godzilla moved away a bit before casually back clawing Tub across the face sending him into a light pole on the other side of the road with his back making contact. The sound off cracked bones told all that Tub's back is now messed up. It crumbles from the impact nearly uprooting it from the ground.
The other two just stood there stun at what they saw, their friend who was a least two feet taller than Godzilla and possibly two times heavier was easily taken down by this newcomer with little effort. Fear started to come to the surface as Godzilla with his back still to them slowly look to them with his golden eyes filled with distain to them as if to say 'who's next' in a single glare.
This would be the perfect opportunity to cut their losses and leave. But as history has shown, anger blinds those to real danger as Bruce and Cross yelled in anger running at him in blind hatred. Godzilla stood his ground letting them get close as possible before grabbing both by the sides of their heads stopping them in their tracks and lifting them in the air. They struggled to free themselves in any means possible but to no avail. Bruce was trying cut Godzilla's arm with his claws but like the knife it was useless. Godzilla snaps his maw down on one of the claws sinking his teeth into the meat piercing his carapace like it was paper.
Bruce screamed in pain as Godzilla completely crushed his claw to the point that it would take a long time to heal. Once done he spat out the claw and threw the Scorpion Demon to Tub knocking the wind from both of them. All was left was the demon that started the whole mess. He looked at him straight in the eyes growling intimidating him barring his teeth at him.
Cross was close to piss himself in fear, he never seen such a creature like him. Nothing they did could even harm him and it looked like he was more annoyed then hurt by their attacks. Godzilla throws him at the other two and slowly walk up to them as they cowered in fear. At the same time, they also felt an unknown power coming from him and it was nothing they felt before, it felt primal, old, and extremely dangerous as if he was an Overlord of Hell himself. No, not even an Overlord, something far, far more dangerous. And maybe it was their feared fill mind playing trick but they swore the can see his aura flaring crazy and it look like if you touch it, you'll die from it. Once Godzilla was close enough, he inhaled deeply before letting loose his signature roar.
SKREEOOONK!
The roar was so intense that the windows shattered and rain down around them. The roar itself was a power that they couldn't comprehend making them numb from fear. Godzilla let up the roar looking down fear riddle beings. After a few seconds he gesture them to beat it and taking the hint finally they got up and ran a fast as possible, once out of eyes sight Moe decloaked next to Godzilla.
"…That…was astonishing! Though I'm surprised you didn't out right kill them." Moe said looking at him as Godzilla growled a few times.
"Not worth the extra effort? Makes sense…so where to know?" Godzilla roared his answer.
"The crater you made? I guess that'll work for now. I'll scout around to see if there might be somewhere you can call a temporary home. See you later Godzilla!" And with that the robot flew off.
Godzilla huffed finally getting some piece since coming here and headed back to the crater with little problems from anyone else.
FIVE DAYS LATER
Ok, now Godzilla was officially ticked off.
Five days, five freaking days of dealing with this places nonsense and was starting to make him seriously rethink the whole 'don't destroy the place to leave' plan and just do exactly that. Moe couldn't find a place Godzilla would like nor could he get into contact with the IGSS that researched this realm. If one was here, there was a possibility one hasn't been assigned here yet which means any useful information will take longer to collect. And it was getting hard for the robot to keep the King calm as said King was losing his patients. Within those five days, along with the other crap he has to deal with, Godzilla was getting harass by the locals now. For some reason, the Demons are now giving him more shit than before and Godzilla hasn't really done anything to warrant this new hazing.
At least he thinks he didn't, it's hard for him to remember every little thing he does given he normally doesn't pay attention to anyone that he comes across. So, it was very much a possibility he did do something to piss them off but because he couldn't give a fuck about them, didn't notice it the first place, or even have enough care if he did that he doesn't know right off the bat. It has happened in the past, hell, he makes others vow eternal vengeance on him with just moving around that it's such a common practice that Godzilla could potentially have hundreds to millions calling out vengeance on him. So yeah, he could have done something but since he couldn't care or wasn't aware of it, he doesn't really know.
Now there was also the possibility the three dunderheads that had the bright idea take him on and subsequently got their shit rocked had something to do with these Demon's new interest in him. This was a guess and there was no proof but considering that vindictiveness is very much prevalent in jack-offs like them, yeah not too hard to imagine they could have something to do with it. Nothing to tied them in this though so again, it was only a guess. But whatever, whoever, or why, these Demons are now harassing him. And while most just talk tough or try to intimidate him as he would just huff and move on, there were a few that tried to 'teach him a lesson' when he tried that or whatever bullcrap they said when he does that. Something about 'knowing your place' or 'learning a value lesson,' you know those stupid and kinda cringy things asshats bullies say when they can't intimidate you like they want.
Course they themselves learned really quick on the upbeat to those who go beyond the regular annoy, harm, or just be pricks to him that tactics like those are not a good idea to do so. And boy howdy those select few that went the extra mile on pester him indeed learned valuable bit of knowledge of the especially special painful teachings Godzilla was serving was one they will never forget. And it all comes down to this one simple fact:
Fuck with the King, you get fucked over in far worse manner!
Yet that wasn't the only problem, Godzilla was having a bit of a pickle finding anything to eat. Normally all he really needs is radiation and he's good to go. In fact, he doesn't need food or water when he absorbs radiation, his body gets all it needs from that alone. Granted that doesn't explain how he can survive without the normal nourishments one needs to be healthy…or alive really. But then again, Godzilla isn't a normal creature to begin with so he can pull bullshit like that easily. Now when no radiation is around, he has another method of getting energy, he can absorb any and all types of energies into him and convert it into what he needs. Kinda like the reverse of what a nuclear power plant does.
But that means he must eat for the time being when he does this. Now this makes even less sense than him getting he needs from taking radiation but once again, he can pull bullshit like this no problem. Course finding something to eat was trickery than first thought. Godzilla can eat damn near anything organic, as he does have an omnivore diet, surprising right? But that still doesn't mean finding something to munch on was a piece of cake. One time, he tried to just take some meat from a butcher shop as he thought that would just be easy than hunting down food, since hey, there's meat right there for the taking and given this place really condones those who can take from whoever with no meaningful repercussions taken…err, well somewhat, so who'd give a flip if he takes a few pieces? But Moe somehow convince him that it would bring more unwanted attention to him and Godzilla begrudgingly agreed. Now he has some success with the local Demonic Fauna to nibble on but like any creature who doesn't want to be a meal tend to makes things harder by getting the fuck out of Dodge.
Godzilla along with Moe were searching in an ally looking for something for him to eat but most were inedible for him. Godzilla slammed the lid of a trash can before picking it up and throwing it far in the sky Team Rocket style. Godzilla had it with this place and was a hair's breath away from turning this whole place into a radioactive wasteland. Moe moved back in fear a bit at the display as Godzilla slash at the brick wall leaving claw marks on it.
"I…I'm sorry." Godzilla turned to him still mad looking at him wondering what he meant.
"I failed you…I came here in order to help you and all I've done is give you empty promises and living a life unbefitting of someone of your stature. I have little answers and even less knowledge to get you home…I'm sorry Godzilla." Moe said sadly as he floated to the ground with a sad eye icon in his optic making sad robot noise.
Godzilla stared at the robot for a little while before calming down a bit. Despite Moe's fawn over how awesome he is and how irritating it can be sometimes he truly appreciates his help, little as it may be. For the majority of his life many never even bother to left a helping hand and despite his earlier thought about him he does welcome Moe a bit, though it was still so new for him that he didn't know how to truly feel about it. For now, he decides to try something new and he knew he'll suck at, he tried to be supportive. Godzilla made low roars, grunts, growls, and barks trying to cheer Moe up.
"Y…you really mean it? You're not mad?" Moe asked hopefully and Godzilla nodded.
"…Wow…thanks…and your right, a pity party won't solve anything. I'll just double done and work even harder to help you!" Moe mood change as his eye changed into a happy one.
If he could, Godzilla would smirk at that, the little robot was endearing at times. Deciding to call it a day, he started to head back when he suddenly stopped.
"Something caught your attention?" Moe asks.
Godzilla suddenly whipped his head around looking in the immediate area feeling something dangerous coming. The power he was sensing was familiar to him but couldn't remember where. It was then he notices it was quiet all of a sudden as if everyone fell off the face of Hell. Godzilla moved into the open and found it was deserted with maybe a few of them still lingering. Continuing to look around he and Moe was trying to figure out what was going on.
"Interesting…it looks like they're expecting something to happen and by the looks of things something bad. Let's see…oh bleep, I'm getting a large reading of multiple signatures coming…from the sky?" Moe looked puzzle as to what his readings were saying.
Soon both heard a bell toll across the city loud and clear echoing the city, but this bell sound came with a more ominous sound then a normal bell. And it looked like it was affecting the locals as they look either they saw death itself or in rage.
"Oh fuck! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh shit! OH, FUCKING SHIT, HERE THEY COME!" One of the Sinners screamed bloody murder running away.
"Fuck that noise, I'm ready for them, they ain't getting me like you losers!" A Demon holding an axe in hand looking ready for war.
Other Demons or Sinners were saying similar things as they either ran or stayed. Godzilla was also readying for the newcomers to arrive. While Moe was a bit lost as to who or what they were talking about Godzilla had a good idea as he now knew what the power was and where he felt it before. It was the same one when he first went to hell. Soon little dots appeared in the sky, but it didn't take long for the little dots to be little no more. The dots slowly turned into silhouettes of humanoid beings with wings, as they got closer more distinct features were seen on them, each being black, white, and gray with a black halo that has a downward crystal at the front and point a small black ball and upward crystal floating above it. Their uniforms consist of a long-sleeved gray minidress, a white sash-belt, black leggings and long white gloves and heeled thigh-high boots, underneath which they wear an additional pair of long dark gray gloves and thigh-length stockings. The wings themselves were grey with two black stripes on the inside of each. They had an effeminate structure to their forms but that didn't detract the feeling a deadliness they were giving off. Their face seemed to be covered by a LED mask giving them an even creeper vibe to them. The masks possess two large goat-like horns on their head that vary in position from one another. In their hands they had different bladed weapons from spears, daggers, swords, poleaxe, axes, and so on. Weapons forged specifically kill those in Hell.
As they set foot, nothing but complete and utter chaos was unleashed upon all in their sights.
The winged creatures split into different directions heading at either Sinners or Demons and started slaughtering them one by one for those who didn't or couldn't hide. Soon the streets were filled with dying screams, body parts and blood scatter the streets. And if one would look down upon the city from the sky all over the city and beyond the slaughter was everywhere. The two looked on seeing the carnage take hold as Moe was scanning the new creatures.
"Now who are these individuals? Let see…my scans indicate they are, with a high probability to be…Angels? Really? That's…not comforting to know these are the beacons of light…oh wow…they…really seemed to enjoy killing those in Hell…in a rather…perverse way it seems they have a high enjoyment…Ok now this is getting a bit gruesome. They can't really be Angels…so, what's the best course of action we should take?" He asks Godzilla.
Godzilla himself didn't have a reason to do anything but let this be, like everything else he won't feel bad or cry for the dying being killed by these 'Angels' creatures. As what to do, just walked away, he has no interest in getting into whatever this was and just sit this one out. He might question why they are doing this but won't interfere with the Angels on the account he doesn't like either the denizens of Hell or the Angels, especially the flying mutated pigeon people. Consider one of the most arrogant and prideful creatures he has even met in his life, he has a very low view on them. Plus, dealing with Angels in general is never fun as they are taxing to deal with, even on the best of days. Godzilla turned to Moe and said what he was thinking.
"They are? I'll be a calculator's uncle, didn't think Angels could look that unnerving nor be able to be this sadistic, yet your suggestion is valid considering you need to keep a low profile, getting in the middle of this might not be the wisest action to partake at this time."
With that agreement they turned to home but in front of them a few of the Angels we're giving them creepy looks covered in blood blocking their path.
"…Or perhaps that might not be an option at this time…well this should be interesting, plus this is going to so amazing! Defiantly one for the records!" Moe said excitedly knowing what's going to happen next.
While Godzilla didn't completely agree with that one thing was for certain.
These arrogant bigots will feel the wrath of the King of the Monsters firsthand!
And Cut!
Looks like things are going to get bloody and I'm so ready to make that happen! Man, these Angels are totally boned.
In the next chapter, we see what happens when Angels of this Universe trades blows with the King of the Monster. Here's a not so surprising hint, they're fucked.
But it seems others will be joining this bout as well, not necessarily of their own accord but more like if they don't…well better find a good Under Taker. Who are these individuals who will be in this mess? Why none other than the founders of a little place called the Hazbin Hotel!
Hope you like my first chapter and maybe I'll see you in the next.
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