"So what happened dis time?" asked Grim as the kids led the robot home, disguised with a tarp, a wig, a hat, and a clothespin.
"It flew like a magical angel right into our lives." gushed Billy.
"It blew up the playground." stated Mandy.
"I don't like it," remarked Grim. "I tried to zap it away, but me powers don't work on it."
"Know anybody who's good with robots?" asked Mandy.
"One person, but he's a little... funny." explained Grim.
"I'm gonna show you my room and my video games and all my soiled belongings!" Billy told the robots with an excited glee.
"No time. Mission to complete." The hatted robot head demanded.
"H-Hello, Samuel." The wigged robot head added and waved.
"After you, Billy and Billy's new friend." Brooke then said, trying to be sociable.
"I'm Nineteen Eighty-Six." The wigged robot stated.
"I can see why you get along." Mandy snarked.
"My parents are at something called 'counseling'," Billy then said to his "new friends". "We've got the house to ourselves!"
"I'm... Sandwich." The wigged robot then said.
"Hmm... I could eat," Mandy smirked to herself. "Brooke, think fast! Are you hungry?" she then quickly asked, using this trick on Billy too sometimes if she felt like it since he never really thought fast in his lifetime.
"YES!" Brooke quickly said.
"Good, you had enough time for me to allow you to eat too," Mandy smirked before facing the skeleton. "Grim, make me and Brooke sandwiches." she then ordered.
"NO!" demanded Grim.
SHORTLY...
"Dis is demeaning..." groused Grim as he busied himself making sandwiches.
"De-meaning of delicious," smirked Mandy. "So, your friend with the robots... how's he weird?"
"He's always makin' friends wit' dem!" Grim explained. "Tryin' to make dem calm, sweet babies."
"He's a therapist for weird evil robots?" asked Brooke.
"Calls hmself a 'life coach'." replied Grim.
"And this is my favorite game, Pat the Baker!" Billy told the robot out of excitement.
"LET'S GET CRACKIN' IN LEVEL 2." The video game said, showing two eggs on the screen before a Fix-it Felix Jr-like character appeared on the screen.
"This cake is formidable opponent." One robot remarked.
"Pat Bay Back." The second robot added as they played video games with Billy.
"Billy, we're calling in a guy to get rid of this thing." Mandy stated carelessly.
"Pat Sajak." The second robot said, seemingly as a reply.
"NO!" Billy shrieked. "We can play a different game if you want~"
"Billy, it's some kind of evil robot, isn't that obvious?" Mandy deadpanned.
Billy soon faced his smartest and best friend in the world before facing the two robot heads to see which would be the right answer.
"I'm not a porpoise." The second robot head stated.
"We are wasting time," The first robot declared. "We must find a warrior."
"Nope!" Billy told Mandy with a more than proud grin on his face.
"Who are you looking for?" inquired Mandy.
"A challenger worthy of our masters," said the first head.
"Waldo." replied the second head.
"We'll take you back to wherever you came from," said Mandy.
"See? He just wants to play!" Billy gushed. "I found him, and he's my friend now!"
"It's on some kind of mission."
"We're gonna make friendship pies!"
"It's evil."
"It's NOT!"
"It's a ROBOT."
"It's not!"
"It's—"
"GONE!" boomed Grim, as the robot left Billy's house... through the wall.
Billy, Mandy, Brooke, and Grim all looked concerned about a giant, gaping hole in the wall before facing each other.
"Grim, call your friend." Mandy demanded.
There was then a ring at the door from the doorbell until the door came crashing down and Cindy was there. "Hey, guys, what's going-" she then started to ask.
"NOT NOW, CINDY!" The three retorted to her rather harshly.
"I swear, that's all I ever hear anymore." Cindy sighed and stepped away.
"WHO IS YOUR GREATEST CHAMPION?" One robot head demanded as he and his companion made it downtown, terrorizing the townspeople.
"Pizza P-Party." The second robot head stated as a woman screamed and ran away with her baby carriage.
"Come back, Samuel!" Billy called out as he rushed down the sidewalk along with Billy, Mandy, Brooke, and Grim. "I love you!"
"It has a name?" Grim asked out of shock.
"Apparently." Mandy shrugged.
"Samuel Vincent is the name of Double D's father in this universe like Eddy's father Tony Sampson and Ed's father Matt Hill." Brooke randomly stated.
"We must find a worthy challenger." said the first robot head.
"We're snakes." said the second head.
"...whatever," said Mandy. "Grim, any chance your friend's showing up soon?"
"I don't know! I called him!" Grim retorted.
"Well, call him AGAIN!" Mandy ordered.
"You kids!" Grim fumed. "Like it's sooo easy to summon a robot whisperer from the Underworld!"
"Whatever did happen to Robot Jones anyway?" Brooke commented. "Maybe he'll appear again later in a way no one will see coming like when Jenny Wakeman from Nicktropolis makes out with Danny Fenton at parties."
"WHAT?!" Mandy asked. "Nicktropolis?! What the heck are you even talking about, Brooke?!"
"Nothing?" Brooke shrugged innocently.
They soon began to run after the two-headed robot.
"Do I get to stop running?" Mandy asked, sounding exhausted all of a sudden.
"MANDY! I found him!" Billy called out as he sat in the playground with his new "robot friend".
"Shhhh..." The first robot head shushed.
"Spaceship." The second robot head randomly stated.
"Great." Mandy stated without a tone of care or concern in her voice.
"He didn't mean to break our walls," said Billy. "He's a nice robot!"
"F-F-Franklin!" chirped the second head.
"See?" Billy asked.
Mandy approached the robot. "You're looking for a challenger, right?" she asked.
"Y-yes," the first head said. "Mission: f-find challenger."
"Great," replied Mandy. "We've got one coming, but you have to stay put."
"Excuse you?" Grim demanded as he suddenly exited a portal as if on cue.
"Challenger!" The first robot head exclaimed, seeing the skeleton as a potential enemy.
"Not him. He's the world's greatest warrior's... um... manservant." Mandy covered up with an evil grin.
"I'M A WHAT NOW?!" Grim glared at Mandy for addressing him as such.
"Tell me you're getting this thing out of here." Mandy whispered to Grim firmly as Billy had fun like the oblivious goofball he was.
"You decided to make him your best friend!" Grim retorted sharply, thinking she meant Billy.
"The robot, Grim." Mandy clarified.
"Oh!" Grim replied before he explained a bit more. "The 'life coach' as he calls himself is booked 'til Tuesday."
"That's not for three whole days!" exclaimed Mandy.
"Not everyone can put down their whole schedule just because evil robots-" Grim began.
"Fine, but we've gotta stall that robot," replied Mandy. "Pretend the therapist's a tough guy, and you're his... butler."
"Why am I de butler?!" protested Grim.
"Because I said so." retorted Mandy.
"Does this mean we can keep Samuel?" asked Billy.
"ERROR." said the first robot head.
"Maybe Billy should keep an eye on the robot," Brooke suggested. "That sounds like a worse punishment than losing to a so-called challenger."
"I agree," Mandy nodded before she looked at the two-headed robot. "Robot, this is your guardian until our great defender arrives."
"Warning. Danger." The first robot head stated.
"He doesn't know what he's sayin'!" Billy defended the robot innocently to Mandy before jumping up joyfully. "Look, he just needs a friend! I'll take him home! I'll teach him to sit! I'll-"
"DANGER!" The first robot head interrupted suddenly as Billy proved his true destructiveness. "Warning! Danger!"
"To shake paw, to play fetch!" Billy continued, throwing dirt in the robot's faces. "It'll be a lot better than that one dog I had: Wiggy Jiggy Jed!"
"ERROR!" The robot demanded, throwing Billy down hard on the ground to escape from him. "FIGHT TIME!"
"Ouch!" Billy cried out before he grew tearful and had snot oozing out of his large nose dramatically. "BUT I LOVE YOU!"
"Gross..." Cindy grimaced at Billy's sad face.
"Where did Samuel go?" asked Billy as he sat up.
"He tore off after he flipped the roundabout." replied Mandy.
"I tink he's headed downtown." commented Grim.
As they looked around, they saw a massive path of destruction carved out by the two-headed robot during its one-man rampage.
"I have to admire his style honestly." Mandy smirked at the destruction.
"He's a real son of a gun." Grim commented.
"Uncle Hector would want this guy on his side." Brooke admitted.
"SAMUEL!" Billy cried out for his missing robot friend.
"His name isn't Samuel, he's an evil robot!" Mandy reminded the idiot boy.
"HE LOOKS LIKE A SAMUEL TO MEEEEE!" Billy whined in defense.
"He looks like a menace to society!" Grim retorted as he slashed his scythe to give himself, Billy, Brooke, and Mandy a ride downtown. "...it's that random, annoying, punching bag little girl." he then said as he saw someone running down the street like a frantic coward with no backbone.
"Look out, guys!" Cindy cried out as she ran by. "There's a killer robot on the loose and I can't find my Howling Wolves friends anywhere!"
"Cindy, we told you—" Mandy started.
"Yeah, yeah: 'go away, Cindy, you're a loser and nobody likes you'," Cindy rolled her eyes. "Why don't you do us all a favor and cram it!"
Billy, Grim, and Brooke all gasped at that like Cindy had said something like a cardinal sin.
"Cindy, you know I tolerate you more than anyone else for whatever reason, but you can't talk to me like that." Mandy reminded Cindy.
"Whatever!" Cindy scoffed as she stormed off and mumbled like Yosemite Sam.
"Man, she needs to get the sand outta her vagina." Billy commented with narrowed eyes.
"AND STOP USING DEMOGRAPHICALLY INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE!" Cindy called out firmly.
"MAKE ME!" Billy retorted, nearly screeching.
"Hey, guys!" Brooke cried out as she suddenly pointed to a skyscraper right in front of them. "I think I found Samuel!"
"Great." Mandy remarked as she saw the robot climbing the building.
The two-headed robot continued to climb and climb before finding an innocent woman alone in her cubicle.
"Are you brave enough?" One head challenged her.
"I'm not sure I understand the context-EEEEK!" The woman explained before shrieking and ducking.
CRASH! Came the robots' fists to reach out for her.
"Hello, Friend." The second head greeted.
Grim and the others had arrived in a special hovercraft as the woman screamed from inside the skyscraper along with many other innocent workers.
"Billy, get him down." Mandy demanded.
"Me? Why me?" Billy asked.
"Because he's your friend." Brooke replied.
"And I said so." Mandy added sternly.
"Come down!" Billy soon called out in a friendly and dopey tone of voice (so his normal speaking voice). "Let's play video games!"
"Cannot compromise mission!" said the left head.
"Video... games!" exclaimed the right head, and they both crashed through the office window, stomping about and wreaking havoc.
"Error! Error!" called the first head.
"You are the duck hunter! I am the duck hunter!" shouted the second head.
People in the building screamed and scattered due to the sudden killer robot attack.
"I think it worked!" Billy announced proudly as the robot heads caused more and more damage to Endsville.
"No, you idiot," Mandy glared. "It just threw a car through a fruit stand."
"Why is dere always a fruit stand in de middle of town?" Grim complained as he took off in his hovercraft along with Billy, Mandy, and Brooke.
"People want a healthy option on their lunch breaks!" Brooke defended.
"Grim, where is your friend?" Mandy demanded impatiently.
"For Pete's sake, he is not me friend!" Grim groused as he hit his hand to his skull. "I met him ONE TIME! All I know is he specializes in android therapy!"
"Is he weird?" Brooke wondered.
"Brooke, you are between me and Billy when it comes to intelligence, so think for a second." Mandy reminded the girl.
"Right..." Brooke then noted with a nod. "Everything is weird."
"Exactly." Mandy nodded in approval.
"He's going to solve de problem." Grim reassured Mandy and Brooke.
"Hold up, I think he's back there." said Mandy.
"My angel!" gushed Billy.
"Evil robot?" called Brooke.
"Sammy-bear?" called Billy.
"Swingset?" Grim called sarcastically.
"Oh, hello-o-o-o-o!" grinned a strange man in a sweater vest, bow tie and glasses.
"Hey, guys, this guy said he was lookin' for ya?" Cindy said as she came by again.
"Thank goodness you're here!" Grim told the short man as he approached him. "Listen, we've got-" he then started to warn only to get interrupted suddenly.
"A fragile soul in need of guidance?" The tiny man presumed.
"What? No, I-" Grim tried to explain before getting shoved down by a punk girl dressed in black and red.
"Where have you been? Come on! You got work to do!" The edgy punk girl glared and demanded as she pointed at Cindy, then grabbed her away suddenly. "It's finally time you did this."
"Abby, I told you my parents say no R-Rated movies for me!" Cindy cried out and protested, but her pleas were ignored as she was thrown in a truck that was playing very loud death metal music.
"Hit it, Duncan!" Abby told the punk boy dressed in black and green.
"Got it!" Duncan smirked and he soon drove away with his sister and the fragile little girl suddenly.
"...anyway, as I was saying-" Grim then tried to say.
"M-M-M..." The first robot head muttered.
"Mandibles?" The second robot head added as a suggestion.
"Hey, there, friend! Do you wanna talk?" The tiny man asked, grinning ear-to-ear at the robot.
"Mandibles!" exclaimed the first head.
"I'm feeling a lot of negative energy here," said the tiny man.
Grim put his head in his hands. "Oh, boy..." he groaned.
"What?" Mandy asked.
"IS HE A WITCH?!" Billy gushed.
"Error! Alignment! Sprots!" The robot heads cried out before exploding a jungle gym. "We love! The fire!"
"It looks like he's acting out." The tiny man observed.
"He flattened a city block." Mandy recapped.
"You just have to know how to relate to them!" The tiny man said before using a flamethrower on a horsey ride before kicking aside the swings. "It's all body language!"
"Bodies." The robot stated.
"Is he... relating to it?" Brooke wondered.
"It's all about speaking their language!" The tiny man advised Grim, Brooke, and Mandy as he and the robot heads pounded their heads against the slide. "I've gotten through to far more damaged creatures than this!"
"Can I try?!" Billy asked since that looked like fun.
"Should we stop dem?" asked Grim.
"Nah," shrugged Mandy. "It's kinda cathartic."
"Why did you come here?" asked the man.
"Snacks!" exclaimed the first head.
"To find... a challenger?" asked the second head.
"I'm going to offer you a different challenge, if you're ready to listen," said the man.
"Is it combat?" asked the second head.
"I want you to try looking inside of you." The man suggested in a spiritual tone of voice.
"Am I... a warrior?" The second head wondered.
"I don't remember!" The first head replied oafishly. "I don't recall!"
"I think you're both very brave." The man grinned warmly as he gently stroked "Samuel's" hand in comfort.
"Is this really happening?" Mandy asked dryly.
"I t'ink it's working." Grim suggested.
The two-headed robot then seemed to relax for a change, then sat down with the therapeutic man and Billy to play a game together in peace and harmony.
"There's no hope for humanity, is there?" Brooke wondered.
"Yep, we're doomed." Grim groaned.
The new scanners read:
MISSION: SMILES!
And the second one had a picture of Billy.
"You still got those sandwiches?" Mandy asked Grim.
Grim just stared into the fourth wall as a random laugh track played and they black irised out like in an old cartoon.
Cindy then appeared in view. "If anyone out there cares, please, someone, anyone, get me out of this accursed universe!" she then begged.
"GET OVER HERE, CINDY!" Duncan and Abby demanded.
Cindy gulped and soon went to get going as another side story had come to an end as she looked like she was going to pass out from exasperation.
"Well... I'm not sure how I like that one right now, but it wasn't that bad I guess." Cherry shrugged as Billy and Mandy's adventure ended, sending them back to the main story.
"I hated how that little girl got tormented unfairly," said Lionel. "Burns me up inside, it does."
"Man, and I thought I had it rough sometimes," Cherry remarked. "Especially whenever Atticus had to bail me out with his strength from Zeus and Hercules until I got more independent and confident about my own abilities."
"Right, because you asked Drell for extra help once you found a way to stand up to him and be brave." Lionel memorized.
"Yes, and while I'm still wary of him, I can take anything," Cherry replied. "I kinda have to, I work with Batman whenever I'm not having adventures in Greendale or anywhere else that isn't Gotham City. You really think they would let me join HIS team if I was a spineless, fraidy cat coward?" she then added, even if Lionel knew her better than most other people did.
"No way, no way!" Lionel declared.
"Exactly," Cherry said with a firm nod. "Now, speaking of which, let's put these abilities to good use against these creeps who wanna mess with the Cartoon Cartoons and other characters."
"We matter too you know." Jack and Ben told her.
"I know, but I don't consider you guys to be Cartoon Cartoons," Cherry shrugged. "I don't think you were in that line-up, at least not you, Ben Tennyson, but I do recall Samurai Jack from early youth."
"Right," nodded Lionel. "So what's the plan?"
"We fight against those robot clones of our Cartoon Network friends." Cherry proclaimed strongly as she clenched her fist.