Monologue of the Three-headed King of the Void

Ahh, my beautiful realm shall soon be diminished of all its supply of delicious energy, I wonder what to sap next…

Greetings, dear listener. I sincerely require a mere few minutes of your attention, for I am about to introduce to you and this pathetic world the true power of Titans.

I do believe you have no idea whatsoever about the Titans of the Founders of Hogwarts? As expected. For you see, they have no recordings of their "pets" available by now, the last of which was burnt to oblivion by none other than Yours Truly. But for the sake of your weak and frail mind I shall keep this as simple and straight-forward as possible.

When the Founders were deciding, they split up across the entire planet in search of their chosen Titans. Gryffindor to what used to be North America, Helga to Asia, Rowena to South America, and Salazar to the South Pole with an Anti-freezing charm. That down, let's proceed.

Godric Gryffindor, creator of the house for the brave and reckless, chose the species of Titanus Gojira for his keep. The reason for which is their shared tendency of being filthily disobedient and stupidly courageous. Godric's Gojira in question was none other than the legendary King Godzilla(loyal servant's note: not to be confused with the insulting hybrid abomination of the same name), ruler of his entire species until his great downfall. Of course, he fell with his master, as it was all in their unspoken vow of endless loyalty to each other. But seriously, leave all that disgusting spirit to the Hufflepuffs. Anyway, the grand murder was conducted by ME, a MORE POWERFUL being than LORD VOLDEMORT himself. The ignorant king believed when I told him I had the power to consume the Earth, as I have done much Planet-eating in the past, not entirely obscured from Earthly views. Therefore, he did exactly what I knew he'd surely do – sacrifice his soul along with his master's to replenish the Earth's spiritual shields. The power was enough to repel me, and I was indeed weakened. So much so that I was forced to sleep until now.

And - ARE YOU WRITING ALL OF THIS DOWN?! Good.

Ahem. Apologizing for my earlier behavior, let us move on, shall we?

Rowena Ravenclaw, founder of Ravenclaw, had a Quetzalcoatl. The feathered serpent was the ancestor of Occamies and gained her master a most profound knowledge on the Ancient Arts. However, this particular Quetzalcoatl was formed via air and a magical orb of gold. As such, she was crowned the "Queen of the Skies". Even so, she was the most knowledgeable Titan, and had no head space for arrogance and superiority. Which, as I thought, is incredibly foolish for such an intelligent creature.

Helga Hufflepuff adopted Mother Mothra, Guardian of Nature and Protector of Muggle and Wizard Alike. This giant moth had two fairies beside her, always ready to do her bidding. What dissatisfies me, however, is the fact that these servants were not treated like slaves, when they rightfully should be. In fact, the twin beings were more like sisters of Mothra. Disgusted, I simply added her to my list of adversaries before deciding she was probably not worth it. Anyway, blast that stupid moth because she had two children of her own and assigned them their own fairies. So the world now has Lenon and Vaka. Perfect! Just what I need, more trouble!

Salazar Slytherin, however, took matters into his own majestic hands and constructed the first temple deep in a valley, hoping for communications from higher prowess. Because, he, as proud and successful as he is, knew about a far greater power out there in the cosmos, and was willing to take advice from it. What he did not perceive is that his actions led to my freedom. You see, I was trapped within the Void by King Godzilla, and the Temple of Serpents just so happen to call to me and pull me out from my prison. It was painful, at first, but as soon as I knew what had happened, I set out on a journey to track down my savior. Eventually, I came across my old enemy – Earth. However, the sense of power was detected. I followed it and it led me to the temple of Slytherin. Endlessly grateful, I so nearly descended without a physical form before reminding myself that my current state is far too gravitationally complex, and will therefore cause devastation on Salazar's land. I was sinking amidst the realms of thought when I came up with the most brilliant approach – masking my true form into one that certainly pleases the mundane human eye. I became one myself! It was just perfect, I assure you, just seamless. I had a nice long talk with Salazar and even took time to drink tea with him. He was very interesting. And he admired me for my sheer strength and power.

Alas, our alliance could not prevail.

And all because of the one weakness only a mortal being could possibly possess and want.

Emotions.

Once Salazar discovered my true intentions and what I had already done, he immediately betrayed my trust and friendship, then used a spell to teleport away from Antarctica. Angered, I was about to follow before something else caught my attention, and that's when we are back to the beginning of my speech – King Godzilla.

Sigggggggggh.

But on the flip side, at least I am alive, and later had enough strength to join the Dark Lord on his quest for power.

On the other hand, or claw, or wing, or whatever you have, every single one of the Founder's Titans had heir of their own, and are now living amongst the mortals as regular human beings. But one day, one day when all could see, they shall regain their Titan forms, and join my league for a guaranteed takeover of the universe!

Aha! AHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GIBIGIBIGIBIGIBIGIBIGIBI!GIBIGIBI!