"You know frowning like that won't change the situation we're in now." Key said with a teasing smile but then ducked his head to dodge an Ash Killing Bone.

"Shut up.."

"C'mon baby? Why fight it out when we can fuck it out?" Key questioned. "I know you see what I'm packing with that Byakugan."

"..."

"See? Now why don't you come over here and show daddy some..wait-oh shit!!"

-A While Before-

Now I bet you all wonder just how exactly did I meet the Rabbit Goddess and make her my baby?

Well..we gotta start from the beginning

To make a long story short, I died and got reincarnated into the Elemental Nations

But guess what..you guys can't believe it

I'm Shibai Otsutsuki's reincarnation haha!

So it all started when-

-Flashback-

Key stirred as he started to awaken. "Damn. Feels like I've got shot by a try hard in Warzone...the Hell am I?" He questioned out as he fully awakened.

He sat up in his bed and looked around.

"Smells like perfume in here..I couldn't have been drunk orr maybe? Shi I don't even know or remember." Key said.

Key paused as he heard a voice outside the door.

"Ugh that was a bit of a walk. Yoro-san be making me do the strangest of things."

WAIT...wait..that voice sounds really familiar-!

Key watched with a surprised expression as Fu from the anime 'Naruto' walked in the room.

Fu was surprised herself, seeing Key wide awake. She managed to offer him a friendly smile.

"Hey there, I'm Fu. What's your name?" Fu asked as she looked at Key.

Oh y'all definitely know what time it is

In that moment, Key was thankful of the millions of scenarios he already went through if he was to ever go through something like this. He planned on putting his trainings to work. No time for being surprised.

Key got out of the bed and walked to Fu.

Fu gained a look of curiosity as Key walked closer.

Key then gently grabbed Fu's hand and lightly kissed it.

"One, the name is Key. Two, you are sexy as Hell." Key smiled and said.

Fu blushed hard and smiled at the compliment. "You really think so? No one has ever really called me that before." She said.

"Then they must be blind or they don't know what beauty is baby girl." Key responded. "Where are we?"

Fu blushed even more red and grew hot. "U-Uh we're actually heading back home because the Chunin Exams were canceled early." She replied.

Well shit..if that was the case then..

Kakuzu and Hidan will be showing up anytime to capture her Tailed Beast

Won't happen on my watch fuck them.

"Do you mind if I tag along Fu?" Key asked her.

Fu smiled widely. "Does this make us friends?" She asked back, hopeful.

"Friends..for now.." Key hinted with a smirk.

Fu blushed and looked down slightly with a smile.

"Who are you?! And why are you w-"

"Calm down Kegon. His name is Key and he is coming with us." Fu said in a calming manner.

"Damn bruh chilll. I'm not hear to hurt anyone. Let's just go a-" Key paused and narrowed his eyes. 'They're here.' He thought.

Kakuzu and Hidan dropped down in front of the group.

"Well look what we have here Kakuzu..it's 4 sacrifices for Lord Jashin haha." Hidan laughed.

"Keep the girl alive." Kakuzu said in monotone.

"Wait you're Kakuzu from Takigakure-" Fu was about to approach him, but Key held a hand out in front of her.

He then narrowed his eyes at Hidan. "I don't give a damn about Lord Jashin fuck nigga..Jesus is King! So get yo Tom Cruise mission impossible looking ass on somewhere before you get folded!!"

Hidan gained a very livid expression at that. "You dare disrespect the almighty Lord Jashin?! Die you basta-"

-Crraackk-

Hidan was immediately punched back and hit hard against a tree.

Fu and the other two had surprised expressions. Kakuzu himself had widened eyes.

"Beat his ass!" One of Key's clones that he summoned yelled out.

"Let him get up let him get up." Key said as Hidan slowly got up. Another one of his clones then ran at Hidan and socked him in the mouth.

Key himself uppercutted him in the chin.

His clone then hooked him in the stomach.

"Fight back nigga fight back!!" Key and his clones yelled.

Key and his clone then kicked Hidan in the stomach and he was blown back.

"Lightning Release: Twin Pitbulls!!" Key and his clone yelled simultaneously and then two large lightning pitbulls ran at Hidan.