My collection of agent 24 oneshots! Some chapters will contain lemon/lime, and all chapters will be male 3 x male 8.

Everyone knows the Squid Sisters. Callie and Marie are household names within inkling society, as their music touches the hearts and souls of all who listen. But there are very few who know the real story of how their bond grew from cousins to that of sisters. This is that story. One of trauma, horror, and of course, death.

Before she was the new Agent 3, Tori was an orphan living at the Squall Orphanage: a self-proclaimed Haven of Order amongst the City of Chaos. But even under the watchful eye of Lady Squall, Chaos is inevitable.

Trapped in a new age, with new creatures, and new cultures. Jake is stuck in a hell that only seems to descend with each and ever choice he makes. From an abandoned room he woke up in, to the blistering outside world he can no longer recognize. Will he adapt to survive? Or will he end up at the bottom of the ocean with the rest of humanity? Only time will tell...

Agent 8 has finally gotten to the promise land and discovers what it truly means to live.

This is a short oneshot.

Everyone has something they want, and the people of the Splatlands are no exception. Neo wants a life of adventure instead of being stuck in a hole washing dishes and sewing clothes; while the members of Deep Cut want to break out and become world-famous, but a conspiracy to take over the Splatlands stands in their way and will force the people of the Splatlands to break from their

A seductive Octoling takes Jim captive, desiring to mate with him as part of a wish to share genuine love with Inklings, despite being somewhat shady and creepy...

Spiritual Successor to Adventures in the Promised Land, A group of Octoling refugees escape the underground to Inkopolis Square during the climactic battle between the NILS Statue and Agent 8. Exploring the open world before them the motley crew will discover who they truly are away from the rigidity of Octarian Society.

Following the events of "Survivors of Alterna: Best for Last," Akikta, the last living human, finds himself in quite the bind. Betrayed and stranded on a human construct known as Atlantis with only his octoling friend, Nakji, at his side, he'll have to do whatever it takes to undo his mistake, save his inkling friend- Inka, and survive. Or die trying.

As the Octarians begin to show suspicious activity not of Earth, the NSS is forced to split up; some agents stay behind to protect Inkopolis, while others travel deep into the cosmos to track down the source. With a fractured team and new revelations coming to light, each agent will learn something about themselves, and make life-changing sacrifices in their toughest battle yet.

The Dancing Tides is a Splatoon AU, with a less cartoony take on the world, tackling themes of depression, post traumatic stress, anxiety, loss, love, and more. Our cast discover their intertwined past and learn to change with the tides together, and defend their home from looming threats.

Goggles, Alexsey Moskovin, and Alex don speedos and step forward to defend justice and peace on the beach as the epic Speedo Splatoon. Speedo Squids go!

Agent 8 is gay and non-binary. But he has not come out to anyone yet out of fear. But over time hes feelings for Agent 3 unwrap. This is a slice-of-life, romance, and comfort fic. No promises that I'll finish this.

Werner infiltrates a mysterious sinister facility, which is under the management of the TV Adware, and his mission sees him confronted by complications beyond comprehension...

After years of being away from Inkopolis Plaza, an inkling brings a friend with him to visit the Plaza one last time before it's closed down for good.

Tyler and Sammy planned to visit Inkopolis but got set on a mission when Capn' Cuttlefish sent an SOS. Meanwhile, Owen finds herself in a strange world similar to the Square, with Pearl as a drone. As for Elliott/Prince Octavius, he finds himself in cyberspace that's connected to where Owen is. Both Octolings will encounter familiar faces and enemies as they journey onward.

Neo Agent 3, Tres, finds himself ruthlessly teased by his co-workers after they learned about his very special night with his girlfriend, Shiver. Hilarity ensues as he's forced to regale to them the tender moments leading up to his first roll in the hay.

Under the waves, unbeknownst to a new, Mollusc Era world, lays the rubble of a long-dead species. A civilization reduced to myth and mystery, wiped from history by time. Unfortunately, time was all but thorough. One has awoken to this new age, confused and scared of what has grown in the absence of their species. Could he find his way in this new world? (Cover by FalkenJr#5663)

So, you want to hear a story, eh? One about treasure hunters and the fate of the world? If not, too bad! I'm telling you anyway.

Pearl is awoken by a strange piano melody in the middle of the night. Nobody could have anticipated the knock-on effects this late rendezvous would have for Off the Hook's future. Rated 'T' primarily for characters in scant dress.

When Aniya meets the strangest Octoling she has ever seen, her life becomes a lot more complicated. Commander, as he is called, recalls nothing about himself; only about floating endlessly in the tides of Splatsville. (Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion, Splatoon 3 Hero Mode, and Side Order spoilers! Placeholder cover for now!)

Tartar 7 was a prototype for the Commander Tartar we all know and love. Sadly, Tartar 8 had died in the destruction of NILS, but the prototype version did not. Apocalypse is now struggling with controlling his new Shado abilities, and having to kill his best friend. (To be continued in Digital Silence. Named off of Zombie from The Cranberries.)

After Agent Eight escapes the Deepsea Metro, a whole new chapter of his life begins to unfold. But it's far from the peaceful, fun-loving world he was promised. As the world is crumbling around them, Three and Eight struggle to protect each other and their relationship, all while trying to save the entire Octoling race from a terrible fate. The war isn't over. It's only just begun.

Just a bunch of prompts focused on every pair of Splatoon characters I can come up with on the spot. No big plot to worry about, not too much on romance (except for Pearlina and possible Mariver). Just a bunch of short one-shots for you to enjoy for a quick read.