Wonderful CureTube!
Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of Soaring Sky! Pretty Cure.
Pairing: Established Tsubasa x Asahi.
Summary:
"Wonderful Precure!? What's that?"
"Wonderful Precure!? What's that?"
"The new weekly release on my CureTube channel, Tsubasa-kun! Mashiro-san agreed to illustrate scenes for me. Essentially, it's a series of five-minute web shorts, starring a cute little Papillon and her owner who both become Precures!"
"A dog that transforms into a human and into a Precure?" Tsubasa realized. "You derived the concept from me!"
"I changed the main character to a dog, 'cause dogs generally poll better."
Tsubasa pouted.
"Not with me though! Not with me! I think birds are cuter!" Asahi assured.
"Examples, Asahi-san."
"Um…Their beaks and feathers and –"
"Oh just choose a part of human me to compliment!" Tsubasa was fed-up (but in a soft, squishable way).
"Your ears?"
"My…ears?"
"I like the shape of them," Asahi's voice nearly vanished.
Tsubasa's swirl of hair spoinged up. This wasn't the secret of a mystical lake! They were his ears! Why was Asahi whispering?
"Asahi-san, you're scary!"
"I mean it innocently, Tsubasa-kun!"
"How would you feel if I looked at your ears and said, 'Wow, they're amazing! I want to touch them! I want to touch them! I want to touch them! I want to touch them! I want to touch them! I want to touch them!'?"
Asahi's glasses impossibly emitted their own fog.
"Don't…answer that. Are you getting views?"
"I uploaded the first couple episodes, and everyone commented they love Mashiro-san's art. It's the battles that need improving."
"What's wrong with them?"
Asahi played Tsubasa a sample on his laptop.
"Cure Wonderful and Cure Friendly don't fight the Garugaru?"
"So nobody accuses me of encouraging violence against animals, Tsubasa-kun."
"That's true. But don't the Precures have any special attacks?"
"Wonderful has her Puni Puni Barrier."
"No purification techniques?"
"My Precures return the animals to their original forms by hugging the Garugaru."
"Hmm…" Tsubasa dipped his head down, grasping his chin.
"Boring, huh?"
"Not…necessarily. You're just committing to mostly chase action."
"Any advice for a struggling content creator?"
"Every good group of baddies should employ generals! Yes, don't harm animals, but include evil types controlling the Garugaru. A Kabaton or Battamonda the audience can root for the Precures to punch and kick!"
If Tsubasa's intuition was on the ball, Asahi ought to stray from the obvious twist too, and make Daifuku the reincarnated Niko-sama. Not Satoru, as Satoru's comedic pairing with Mey Mey was suggesting.
Or promote Satoru and Daifuku to male Precures! Give Tsubasa company!
"Tsubasa-kun, that's brilliant! Great to have a Precure's insider perspective!"
"Shush! Asahi-san! Please stop spreading my identity around!"
"But the world already knows. I debuted you as Cure Wing in my 'Introducing…My Boyfriend!' video, remember?"
It was Asahi's most liked video.