Review time!
AlienGhostWizard14: Glad you like that. The pairings here will be built up slowly over the fic's long timeframe so they're more realistic.
Gucci Mane LaFlare: Yep! I'm intending on finishing this. Have no idea when that'll happen; it may not be for years. I do intend for there to be drama with the immunity idols. Lots of drama indeed... However, Gwen didn't "steal" the idol, as it was not in Heather's possession; I advise you to check Episode 1-7 "Dodgebrawl" for the rules of how immunity idols work here.
Joel Connell: Thanks! Heather's days are numbered, but whether that number's great or small is something only I know. I'm actually thinking of keeping her around for longer because she's a good strategist and is great at causing trouble for our heroes. However, now that Gwen's got Heather's idol, the Snarky Goth's got a little more power in her hands, and in the next six episodes all kinds of havoc will be unleashed when she tries to use it. Yes, Anne Maria is dead weight, and that's why I got rid of her.
Lara2244: Thanks! It's still there, but it's going to be more of a background pairing as I focus more on Nemma, Codammy, and the infamous Duncan love triangle. But when Emma learns Kitty's got a new boyfriend, she'll make sure Kitty doesn't repeat history.
AN: Conception is the TD version of Inception, Marty Viper is the TD version of Monty Python.
Dakota Milton, The Fame Monger.
"I just did my nails, and I don't want to use my hands until I'm certain they're dry," Dakota said, showing off her glittery pink fingernails to the camera.
Phillip Dawkins, The Hip Cat.
"Chris, normally I don't like being mean," Phil began, "but keep taunting us and I will slap-dance you."
Ellody Sandragupta, The Stern Genius.
Ellody sighed. "All I have to ask is...why?"
Kevin "Rock" Peters, The Hype Rocker.
Rock shrugged and got his marshmallow. "Well guys, it was nice playing with you all. I hope to see which one of you gets the million bucks!"
Rodney McDonald, The Lovesick Farmboy.
"I am so sorry, miss!" Rodney gulped. "I thought I was somewhere else!"
"Who cares! Get away from me, loser!" Heather shrieked in reply, quickly running away.
Rodney scratched the back of his head. "I don't remember being on that rock originally," he said to himself.
Anne Maria Constantino, The Joisey Beach Reject.
"We don't need dat veggie-lovin' ballerina!"
"Um, she's a gymnast–"
"What we need is a certain tough boy!" With that, she forcefully yanked Mike's shirt off.
The next six contestants who've been eliminated have returned to their school. But while their ex-teammates do their schoolwork–
Tyler tried to focus on his book, but Lindsay was sitting across from him, and he was getting a little distracted.
–we follow up on the losers. Where are they now? What are they up to? Is Rock physically incapable of sitting still? This.
Is.
Aftermath: Total Drama Edition.
Theme music
The screen opened and the viewer saw two clips, side-by-side, of Dakota and Phil walking, shot from the front view. Dakota was on the left, Phil on the right. The clips then wiped up to show Ellody and Rock in the same setup. It happened again, revealing Rodney and Anne Maria. Then the clips wiped up entirely.
Kelly, Dwayne, and Gerry waved to the camera. Suddenly, a flat panel fell from the ceiling on top of them, crushing them underneath. Blaineley was sitting on the panel and waved to the camera.
A spotlight focused on a curtain. Two interns shakily held up a sign reading TOTAL DRAMA AFTERMATH II: COME ON AND SCHEME. Then they fell over, the sign falling on top of them.
"Welcome to Total Drama's second aftermath!" Blaineley said to the camera. "Our next six eliminated contestants will be answering our questions from our judge's panel, and there will be some other fun stuff too! You already know the judges, so let's just get to it!"
"What if they're just starting to watch the series now?" Dwayne asked. Then he noticed the name tag in front of him. "Oh! That's how. Heh, silly me."
"Yes, silly you indeed. No wonder your son doesn't love you." Dwayne's jaw dropped at Blaineley's comment. "Anyway, let's get onto one of my favorite contestants yet – Dakota!"
Dakota ran onstage and blew kisses to the camera. Then she sat in front of the judges.
"So, if you could change one thing that you did during the challenges, what would it be?" Dwayne asked.
Confessional – Gerry.
"Wow, that's a good question. Why aren't we asking that about everyone?"
"Well, I think I'd be involved more in the dodgeball challenge," Dakota said. She chuckled nervously. "I can't believe I didn't think to look at what everyone else was doing to learn what it was."
"Interesting."
Dakota sighed. "Yeah, I mean...I've been sheltered all my life by my dad. After my mom died, he's been really overprotective of me and, well, I haven't been able to see the world like I want to."
"Hm, you're a lot deeper than I thought you were, kid," Leshaniqua commented from the peanut gallery.
"Dakota, I have to ask: you and my daughter. Why?" Kelly asked.
Dakota looked at Kelly and replied, "Taylor was one of the first people I met when Daddy decided to have me enrolled in public school rather than be homeschooled. She taught me so many things about the world that...I felt like I owed her my company. Although now that I'm not in the game anymore, I've started to realize that she's not exactly a good person."
"What? How could you say that?!" Kelly asked, a little offended.
"Easy," Gerry replied curtly. "Roll tapes!"
S1E10, "Mild, Mild Mess":
"Alright, everyone, listen up," Taylor spoke. "We're the law enforcement here, so what we say goes. Put your hands up in the air, and leave Fort Chris forever."
"Ma'am, with all due respect, I don't think that'll work," Brick piped up.
Taylor bopped him over the head with her gun. "No one cares!"
S1E11, "The Big Sleep":
Taylor laughed. "Oh my god, what a freak! Guess he's a slumber party of one!"
S1E1, "Not-so Happy Campers":
"I'm not jumping! You jump!" Heather growled at Taylor.
"Of course you wouldn't jump, witch! The water would dissolve you and give ME all the popularity!"
S1E2, "One Flu Over the Cuckoos":
"My shoes!" Taylor wailed as the water surged onto her black leather pumps. "My mom paid $78 for these!"
"I told you you'd want to bring sneakers," Chris said from nearby. Taylor threw her ruined pumps at his head (they missed and were caught by Izzy, who decided to pretend she was a spy and the right shoe was secretly a phone) and tromped barefoot back to her cabin to retrieve her sneakers. Heather burst out laughing while Noah wrung out his shirt.
"I think we've made our point," Gerry said smugly. Turning to Dakota, he asked, "So your label means you follow trends, right? What other things besides fashion and fame are you into?"
"Well, I've actually really liked videogames since I found out about them," Dakota replied honestly. "It's just...many of them tell really good stories, and it's always fun to pretend to be someone else."
"She's one of us!" Leonard said to Tammy, excited.
"Great, a closet geek," Blaineley said dryly. Then she put on a too-wide grin again. "Our next contestant is also a pretty famous guy around our school, and probably the most footloose of all of us – Phil!"
Phil ran onstage and waved to the camera before taking his seat.
"Phil, after your elimination, did you go find your sister to see what she thought of your song to her?" Dwayne asked.
"Yeah, she really liked it. Zoe's always been into taking songs aimed at younger demographics and mixing them up for older kids, so she was pretty happy I did the same," Phil explained.
"Phil, I heard Chris say a lot of times that you could've made a pretty big alliance if you wanted to," Kelly said. "If you would've done things differently, would you make an alliance?"
"Probably," Phil laughed. "I mean, I didn't think it was important to have one when I began; I just thought everyone would vote their way. But now that I'm seeing what many people can do, I think I would've gotten some of my friends with me."
"I think you and Brady hung out a lot before the show," Gerry mused. "What do you think about him being part of Alejandro's alliance?"
Phil sighed. "Brady's the kind of guy who sees most people as his friend, so honestly I'm not too surprised. I don't blame him, either; I would've joined Alejandro had I thought to ask him for alliance help."
"I think you speak for a lot of us here, buddy," Chet said. "I would've done it too were I not intimidated by his popularity."
Phil shrugged. "Eh, popularity's meaningless in the long term. What is is–"
"Up-bup-bup!" Blaineley interrupted, putting her hand over his mouth. "I think your time's up, Phil. Why don't you go sit with your friends, mkay?" Phil glared at her but complied. "Now then," Blaineley continued. "it's time for one of our biggest brainiacs this side of next Tuesday–"
Confessional – Dwayne.
"What?"
Confessional – Leshaniqua.
"Huh?"
Confessional – Staci.
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" Staci deliberately dragged it out to be funny; it worked.
"Ellody!"
"Care for some salt on that word salad?" Ellody grumbled as she made her way onstage. This earned some snickers from the audience.
"Wait, you can make salad from words?" Spud asked excitedly. Dakota looked at Staci and made a "cuckoo" gesture with her hand. Staci nodded in agreement.
"So, Ellody, now that you and Chet are back together, do you feel any better?" Dwayne asked.
"Yes, much. I think what my problem was that his elimination caught me offguard and I wasn't prepared for it. But now that I think about it, all couples need some space from time to time."
"Wise words," Dwayne laughed. "Even I need a break from Daphne every so often. Not that I don't love her or anything," he added hastily.
"Pardon me for asking, but as Scott said, is Ellody a real name?" Kelly asked.
"...Yes," Ellody deadpanned. "I assume it's just an alternate spelling of 'Elodie'."
"Ah."
"Ellody, you were in an alliance before your elimination. Which alliance do you think is the most likely to last longest?" Gerry asked.
"I think that the Misfits are," Ellody replied.
"Pfft. Please. How would that be possible?" Blaineley scoffed.
Ellody glared at her. "Allow me to explain why the Misfit Mega-alliance is more likely to survive than the other alliances seen thus far.
"The Field Alliance has the worst chance of having a member survive to the final ten. Everyone knows that Heather's selfish and Courtney's memetically fussy; these factors make it highly unlikely anyone would want to vote with them. And Scott's lingering cerebral trauma makes his behavior erratic: dangerously cunning one day and completely inept the next. This makes him too risky to keep around.
"Surfer Dudes United will fare a little better, because it's made of more compassionate people, so they're less likely to be voted out. That said, it's also very small, so despite being tight-knit and thus easier to coordinate, its size will ultimately work against it.
"The Geek Alliance isn't made of popular people, for otherwise Chris wouldn't have outed us. Our main strength instead lies in how we don't get votes: using our wits to win the challenges, thus avoiding elimination altogether. A larger size than the previous two alliances will also enable us to persist much longer.
"The Guy's Alliance has very strong leadership as its biggest asset. Alejandro has successfully concealed how truly diabolical he is, meaning it's not likely most people would vote for him specifically. The same attribute also means his alliance members are ready to follow his every command. We've seen this already with Leshaniqua.
"That leaves the Misfit Mega-alliance, or Team E-Scope as Izzy calls it. It's by far the largest alliance that's been made thus far, and it also has very strong leadership in the form of Noah and Emma. Both of them are highly motivated and although they, especially Noah, don't often act like it, they really care about their teammates. They command loyalty not through manipulation, but by explaining their actions and what their actions would result in. Finally, they're willing to add on new members, as I think we're starting to see with Zoey, and they're willing to deal with other alliances." A clip from the previous episode began to play to prove her point.
"See? I can help you get her off your tail. If your team does lose, I'll tell the Misfits on it to vote for Sierra."
"Deal," Cody said, stretching out his hand. Noah shook it.
"In conclusion, Team E-Scope has by far the highest likelihood of having someone in it winning Total Drama."
Silence. Then the Peanut Gallery started applauding her impressive analysis.
"Yeah...she can think. I don't care," Blaineley fibbed.
Confessional – Blaineley.
"Exactly as I feared. Ellody's right, the Misfits are too strong. I have to tell Chris as soon as I can!" Blaineley exclaimed.
Again, she didn't notice that Don was also there, watching her every move.
"Anyway, let's go on to the other half of our dynamic rocker duo – Rock!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rock hollered as he ran onstage, high-fiving the judges.
"Wow, someone's excited," Dwayne chuckled as Rock took his seat. "Do you feel bad about being eliminated?"
"Not really, man!" Rock replied. "I'm super pumped to be back with Spud again, plus I get to watch other artists work their magic in the challenges and cheer them on!"
"Right on, dude," Spud agreed from the audience.
"So Rock, why the name?" Kelly asked.
"I was bored with being boring old Kevin," Rock explained. "And then one day, it hit me: what would be a better embodiment of rock and roll than being Rock itself? Plus, rocks are super tough, like me!"
"I think the cameras beg to differ," Blaineley smirked as she pressed a button on her remote.
S1E1, "Not-so Happy Campers":
"Is that even a question?" Duncan asked, pulling out an absurd amount of knives from inside his shirt. Rock and Spud gulped.
S1E10, "Mild, Mild Mess":
Heather picked up a piece of the ledge and dropped it on Rock's foot. "Never say that again!" This was followed by previously unseen footage of Rock lying on the ground in the fetal position wincing in pain.
"Well, would you be scared if someone had a buncha knives in his shirt, or hurt if someone practically broke your foot?" Rock asked defensively.
"He's got a point," Dwayne pointed out. Blaineley smacked him over the head with the remote.
"Rock, Spud said it'd be crazy if you had a rock on your head. What do you think?" Gerry asked.
"Yeah, it's like, Conception-level stuff," Rock replied, having pulled out a small feldspar from his pocket and placing it on his head.
"Whoa...my mind is melting," Spud said in awe.
"I'm surprised you even have a mind to melt," Blaineley snarked. "Up next is the first Misfit to be eliminated – Rodney!"
Rodney timidly entered the stage. "Uh...hi?" he asked.
"Rodney, Noah said you were one of the Misfits. If you hadn't been voted out so early, would you have voted alongside them?" Dwayne asked.
"I would've," Rodney said simply. "The Misfits took me in because everyone else thought I was weird, but they didn't care; I liked that. And the Misfits only voted for people they had a good reason to send away, even if it wasn't for winning."
"Yeah, they voted me out out of concern for my own mental health," Ellody confirmed.
"If Ellody stays, she might go crazy from the heartbreak," Beardo spoke up. "We'd be doing her a favor."
"Rodney, early on Rock explained your girl situation. Is it true?" Kelly asked.
"Nah, he's a softie, and if he, like, knows a girl's not interested in him, he doesn't bother going after 'em. Most of what his problem is, like, he's got seven brothers and his mom, like, left his dad a while back, so like, he doesn't know a lot about talking to girls."
"Mm-hm," Rodney said sadly. "Momma left 'cuz she and Papa couldn't agree on a lot of things, and since I'm the youngest I got the least of her teachings. So yeah, I don't know how to talk to most girls without freezing up. Well, until Cody helped me."
Previously unseen footage from "Mild, Mild Mess" played. "So, Rodney, you see that girls are just normal people. Nothing special, just people," Cody concluded, finishing his lesson to the freshman.
"No one ever put it that way before! Thanks a bunch, Cody!" Rodney exclaimed. They high-fived, but Rodney's strength sent Cody to the ground. "Uh, Cody?"
"Touching," Blaineley muttered.
"Rodney, Brady was worried you'd go after Beth. Would you?" Gerry asked cautiously.
"Nah, I told myself to keep away from my fellow alliance members. Plus, Beth and I knew each other as kids 'cuz our farms are close by, so I always saw her more like kin. Can I leave? I'm kinda uncomfortable talkin' bout this."
"Don't worry, we understand completely," Gerry said reassuringly. "You're a good kid, Rodney. Never forget that."
Rodney joined the Peanut Gallery, a little happier than before.
"Okay, now for our final contestant to complete the first dozen – Anne Maria!"
Anne Maria sulked as she came onstage. "Whoa, you alright?" Dwayne asked.
"Of course nat!" she snapped. "I got yoomilyated on live TV! Stupid rocks."
"I sympathize completely," Blaineley said apologetically.
"Um, Anne Maria, may I ask why you use as much hairspray as you do?" Kelly asked.
"'Cuz mah poof ain't 'zactly easy tah maintain, y'know," Anne Maria replied curtly.
"But isn't that much hairspray bad for you? I'm no scientist, but you'd have to be getting at least a little sick from it."
"Everyone else was," Chet added grumpily.
Alejandro looked around. "Hmmm...Anne Maria does not seem to be particularly helpful in challenges. I don't think we need to keep her around for much longer."
Said Anne Maria, oblivious to what was happening, pulled out her hairspray and sprayed her hair. She was right in front of the three, so they quickly inhaled the backdraft and began choking on the chemicals in the spray.
"Also," Devin coughed, "she does that. A lot!"
"Anyway, if you could've done one thing different during your time in the game, what would it be?" Gerry asked.
"Try hardah to bring Vito out. Dat guy's made for me!"
"Uh, I'm not so sure about that..." Staci said nervously.
"Anne Maria has a HUGE crush on him; the feeling's not mutual, but she doesn't know it."
Anne Maria slapped her forehead. "Right, forgot. Mike's da OG in dat body, wat he sez goes."
"And I think it's going quite well for him, honestly," Tammy said. "He's proved himself a worthy member of any team he's on, and to his alliance. And I honestly hope he and Zoey can build a love like Leonard and I have."
"Blah blah blah, can we move on now? We've only got till the end of lunch to do this show." Blaineley turned to face the camera. "What do I have in store? Find out after these messages."
Total Trivia: How many kilometers are in 12.5 miles?
A. 20
B. 22
C. 25
D. 30
Do da do da doo. Commercial break!
Total Trivia: The correct answer is about 20, assuming an approximate 5:8 ratio between the two units. Zoey made this conversion in "The Big Sleep". Originally from Baudette, Minnesota, United States of America, she's more familiar with the Imperial system of measurement than her Canadian counterparts.
"And we're back!" Blaineley announced. "Everyone, I want you to break into your original teams from the first challenge." They did as they were told.
Dakota for the Red Robins, Phil for the Orange Ocelots, Anne Maria for the Yellow Yaks, Rodney for the Green Gators, Ellody, Chet, Leonard, Tammy, and Leshaniqua for the Cyan Sharks, and Spud, Staci, and Rock for the Purple Pigs. Each stood on a circular piece of carpet of their respective color. An additional six were there, one each in blue, black, gray, brown, white, and pink.
"The Blue Beetles were lucky to have no one eliminated yet," Ellody noted.
"Yeah, it's depressing how many of us there are," Leshaniqua agreed.
"Not for long, I'm separating you out so there's only one of you per team," Blaineley replied. "Ellody, you'll fill in for the Beetles because you were blue when Chet was eliminated. Chet, speaking of which, you're over here on the gray piece. Leonard, you're with the brown. Tammy, the white one. Staci, you're pink, and Spud is black."
"I thought I was of German descent," Spud thought aloud.
"Can't you be stupid somewhere else?" Blaineley asked incredulously.
"Not until four."
Blaineley facepalmed. "Anyway, each of you represent one of our teams in the next challenge. Here in Aftermath, you're going to compete in challenges yourselves. The team with the most points at the end will get to send one of the teams in the next episode of the show an advantage! Because there's only one of each of you, the amount of points you'll get will be leveled based on your performance. Let's start with the first challenge:
"Drama Dodgeball!" Everyone held a red dodgeball. "Your objective is to throw these at each other and not get hit! Whoever's still standing at the end of it wins the most points."
After a chaotic flurry of balls, Tammy, being the shortest person there, was still safe.
"Tammy wins it! She gets all twelve points. The rest of you get less based on when you went down."
Dakota – 1
Phil – 8
Anne Maria – 4
Rodney – 2
Ellody – 7
Chet – 10
Leonard – 3
Tammy – 12
Leshaniqua – 9
Rock – 6
Spud – 11
Staci – 5
"Next!"
"We couldn't bring the Slap-Dance stage here, so we improvised." Handing each of the contestants a massive sausage, she said, "Now slap each other silly!"
"I'm getting some real Marty Viper vibes from this," Chet commented.
"Begin!" It ended as soon as it began. "Sad, I wanted to see more pain. But anyway, since Leshaniqua's still up, she gets all the points."
Dakota – 1 + 1 = 2
Phil – 8 + 11 = 19
Anne Maria – 4 + 2 = 6
Rodney – 2 + 10 = 12
Ellody – 7 + 6 = 13
Chet – 10 + 9 = 19
Leonard – 3 + 4 = 7
Tammy – 12 + 3 = 15
Leshaniqua – 9 + 12 = 21
Rock – 6 + 8 = 14
Spud – 11 + 7 = 18
Staci – 5 + 5 = 10
Confessional – Leshaniqua.
Leshaniqua smirked. "Let's just say I've got a lot of experience slapping stupid people..."
"Next!"
"For our third test, all of you must cross this greased stage to the finish line," Blaineley said. "As you can see," she continued, pointing to Dwayne, Kelly, and Gerry, who were lying on the floor in a tangled lump, dazed, "it's harder than it looks. Begin!"
Everyone had trouble, and usually ended up landing on their backs. Except for Spud, that is. His large mass but relatively low height made him easily able to cross it.
"Way to go, Spud!" Rock cheered.
"I agree, that was amazing. I don't even think my grandpa could do that, and he could walk across ice!" Staci exclaimed.
"You doing dat same BS you did in da game?" Anne Maria asked.
"No, she's telling the truth, I've seen the videos," Dakota replied. Staci looked relieved that someone had stood up for her.
Confessional – Dakota.
"Staci's actually been really nice to me. Sure, her disability makes her a little awkward, but at least she tries to control her impulses," Dakota said. "We've both agreed to break away from Taylor's Angels. Y'know, I think maybe we'd do better with the Misfits..."
Dakota – 1 + 1 + 2 = 4
Phil – 8 + 11 + 9 = 28
Anne Maria – 4 + 2 + 1 = 7
Rodney – 2 + 10 + 8 = 20
Ellody – 7 + 6 + 3 = 16
Chet – 10 + 9 + 4 = 23
Leonard – 3 + 4 + 5 = 12
Tammy – 12 + 3 + 10 = 25
Leshaniqua – 9 + 12 + 6 = 27
Rock – 6 + 8 + 5 = 19
Spud – 11 + 7 + 12 = 30
Staci – 5 + 5 + 11 = 21
"Next!"
"Oh no, not this again. It took me a week to get the spell's lingering scent out of my clothes!" Leonard griped.
"Relax," Blaineley replied. "Everyone who's already done it doesn't need to go through it again." Leonard breathed a sigh of relief. "The rest of you must go through...The Trial by Lustblossom!" Once again, the same spray cannons emerged from the ceiling, and the female one did the deed.
When the gas settled, Rock and Spud both had goofy expressions on their faces. "Rock and roll..." Rock drooled.
Anne Maria, who was immune along with the rest of the six newest eliminees, pointed at them with an unamused expression. "We done heah?"
"Don't worry, we are," Blaineley replied, activating the male turret to douse them in pollen scent. "Next!"
"For this next challenge, you have to spit into a spittoon!" Each contestant was given a raisin. "Whoever gets the closest to this spittoon wins the challenge. Begin!"
The brass container was placed fifty feet away from them. They spat, assisted by the fact that raisins taste awful. Since Rodney had the strongest lungs of anyone there, he got the raisin to actually hit the body of the spittoon.
"Rodney wins! Although he wasn't good enough to get it in, apparently."
"Hey, don't blame him! I have a hard time keeping a tennis ball in the air that great a distance, and I'm a professional!" Gerry interjected.
Dakota – 1 + 1 + 2 + 8 = 12
Phil – 8 + 11 + 9 + 4 = 32
Anne Maria – 4 + 2 + 1 + 5 = 12
Rodney – 2 + 10 + 8 + 12 = 32
Ellody – 7 + 6 + 3 + 2 = 18
Chet – 10 + 9 + 4 + 1 = 24
Leonard – 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 = 18
Tammy – 12 + 3 + 10 + 11 = 36
Leshaniqua – 9 + 12 + 6 + 9 = 36
Rock – 6 + 8 + 5 + 7 = 26
Spud – 11 + 7 + 12 + 10 = 40
Staci – 5 + 5 + 11 + 3 = 24
"Next!"
They were in the gym now, long, color-coded blankets tied to the ceiling above a mat. "For our next competition, you must climb the bedsheets all the way to the top! And yes, you must climb all. The. Way." Everyone gulped. "Begin!"
It was difficult, and everyone fell off at least once. But eventually, after much struggling, Dakota's limber, lightweight build and tall stature allowed her to reach the top first.
Dakota – 1 + 1 + 2 + 8 + 12 = 24
Phil – 8 + 11 + 9 + 4 + 11 = 43
Anne Maria – 4 + 2 + 1 + 5 + 2 = 14
Rodney – 2 + 10 + 8 + 12 + 8 = 40
Ellody – 7 + 6 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 19
Chet – 10 + 9 + 4 + 1 + 2 = 26
Leonard – 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 = 25
Tammy – 12 + 3 + 10 + 11 + 3 = 39
Leshaniqua – 9 + 12 + 6 + 9 + 10 = 46
Rock – 6 + 8 + 5 + 7 + 5 = 31
Spud – 11 + 7 + 12 + 10 + 4 = 44
Staci – 5 + 5 + 11 + 3 + 6 = 30
"Dakota, who's been low on points for much of the time here, has suddenly caught up to the middle!" Dakota smiled proudly. "Now, let's get on with our final game!"
"For this, we have buried an extra-credit assignment for each of you underneath these rocks. Whoever gets to it first will actually get to do it!"
Confessional – Rock.
"My grades, like, kinda slipped while I was on the island, so I was all like, 'Whoa, I gotta get that paper!'"
Rock acted accordingly, hefting the rocks over himself like a bulldozer. He was quite strong himself, so it was fairly easy. He found his first. "Whoa, way cool! How the evolution of music in the Age of Enlightenment parallels societal changes!"
Dakota – 1 + 1 + 2 + 8 + 12 + 5 = 29
Phil – 8 + 11 + 9 + 4 + 11 + 4 = 47
Anne Maria – 4 + 2 + 1 + 5 + 2 + 1 = 15
Rodney – 2 + 10 + 8 + 12 + 8 + 11 = 51
Ellody – 7 + 6 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 3 = 22
Chet – 10 + 9 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 28
Leonard – 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 = 33
Tammy – 12 + 3 + 10 + 11 + 3 + 4 = 43
Leshaniqua – 9 + 12 + 6 + 9 + 10 + 10 = 56
Rock – 6 + 8 + 5 + 7 + 5 + 12 = 43
Spud – 11 + 7 + 12 + 10 + 4 + 7 = 51
Staci – 5 + 5 + 11 + 3 + 6 + 9 = 39
"And by the looks of it, Leshaniqua wins with 56 points!" Leshaniqua stood tall and proud. "In Challenge 13, the Cyan Sharks will get...a tracking device! So while everyone else cleans up, let's look at some of Total Drama's Funniest Moments!"
"If you wanted proof that this game's gone to the dogs, here you go."
The wolves chasing around most of the contestants.
"Secret alliances are meant to be SECRET, Owen."
Owen cheering because Shawn had agreed to join the Misfit Alliance, only to be reminded by B that no one else should know about it, with Owen's subsequent cheer comically quiet.
"Stick to your guns. But not too much."
Emma narrowed her eyes and shot at the target. It hit, but because of her small stature the force of the gun firing knocked her on her back.
"Just dance, and you'll be okay."
Harold stopping long enough to get zapped, putting him in so much pain that he ran off and collided with DJ, sending both off the platform.
"S.O.M.F. squirrels on my face!"
The ground squirrel occupying the hole leaping out and attacking Shawn. Shawn screamed as he tried to get the rodent off his face.
"Leave the ziplining to the pros, NOT to the amateurs."
Previously unseen footage of the zipliners from the Confused Bears crashing, creating the dazed pile seen in the show proper. Their pig sat on top of the pile and snorted indignantly.
"Ditto pipe-crawling."
Amy impatiently shoved Harold into Tyler. Tyler shot through the greasy pipe, pushing the rest of his sub-team out. Harold got out of the tube, noticed the scene before him, and was shoved out by Amy, landing on his face.
"The bread dream. Suuuure."
Noah and Emma opening their eyes just for a brief moment, realizing what was happening, and screaming.
"And now, for our final part of the Aftermath, we will have you guys root for someone still in the game," Blaineley said to the most-recently eliminated contestants. "At the end of the show, we'll tally the votes, and whoever has the most supporters will receive a prize! As for the person who gets the most votes against them by the end of the show, they will get a punishment of my own creation, befitting of Total Drama's least popular contestant. Go to the confessionals and vote now."
Confessional – Dakota.
"Before I was eliminated, I would've voted for Taylor. But on realizing how selfish and vain she is, I've decided to change my vote to Sadie," Dakota said.
Confessional – Phil.
"Had I stayed in the game, I probably would've formed an alliance as expected. So I'll do something similar and go for Tyler," Phil said. "I'm not a Misfit, but he's a nice guy who's really humble. I wish him the best of luck with Lindsay."
Confessional – Ellody.
"I have reason to believe my alliance might be in danger due to...recent events," Ellody said, "so I'll vote for Mary. It's the least I can do."
Confessional – Rock.
"Brody, dudes! He knows how to party! Plus, he's like, a team player! What's like, not to like?"
Confessional – Rodney.
"Cody helped me, so I'll help him! Go Cody! Hope you can tell Sierra to find a guy who's actually like her someday!"
Confessional – Anne Maria.
"Taylor bettah help me r'gayn mah repyootayshun," Anne Maria growled.
"And that's the end of that," Blaineley said. "Tune in after Challenge 18 for the third Aftermath."
The bell rang.
"And that's the end of lunch. Now go back to class before I give you detention! Hey, that should be my catchphrase!"
Votes against:
Owen – 3
Dakota – 7 (Eliminated 7th by immunity idol)
B – 0
Noah – 8
Cody – 0
Ella – 2
Izzy – 0
Emma – 0
Kitty – 0
Junior – 0
Sierra – 2
Topher – 0
Beth – 1
Brady – 0
Justin – 0
Katie – 0
Sadie – 0
Lorenzo – 0
Mary – 0
Brick – 0
Ennui – 5
Crimson – 1
Scott – 15
Phil – 2 (Eliminated 8th by rigged votes)
Heather – 15
Lindsay – 0
Taylor – 0
Alejandro – 8
Devin – 3
Carrie – 0
Ryan – 0
Stephanie – 0
Miles – 0
Laurie – 0
Anne Maria – 12 (Eliminated 12th)
Lauren – 0
Cameron – 0
Mike – 0
Eva – 0
DJ – 0
Sam – 0
Scarlett – 2
Max – 0
Rodney – 11 (Eliminated 11th by rigged tiebreaker)
Zeke – 2
Sugar – 23
Sanders – 0
MacArthur – 0
Zoey – 1
Gwen – 4
Leshawna – 0
Jazz – 0
Trent – 0
Harold – 1
Ellody – 15 (Eliminated 9th)
Chet – 11 (Eliminated 6th)
Leonard – 13 (Eliminated 2nd)
Tammy – 14 (Eliminated 3rd)
Dawn – 0
Leshaniqua – 5 (Eliminated 4th)
Shawn – 0
Lightning – 8
Jo – 0
Amy – 7
Sammy – 0
Jasmine – 0
Sky – 1
Mickey – 0
Jay – 0
Tom – 0
Jen – 0
Dave – 0
Geoff – 0
Bridgette – 0
Courtney – 5
Duncan – 3
Tyler – 0
Rock – 7 (Eliminated 10th)
Spud – 8 (Eliminated 5th)
Staci – 6 (Eliminated 1st)
Beardo – 0
Jacques – 4
Josee – 8
Brody – 0
Votes for Winner:
Owen – None
Dakota – N/A
B – None
Noah – None
Cody – Rodney (1)
Ella – Leonard, Tammy (2)
Izzy – None
Emma – None
Kitty – None
Junior – None
Sierra – None
Topher – None
Beth – None
Brady – None
Justin – None
Katie – None
Sadie – Dakota (1)
Lorenzo – None
Mary – Ellody (1)
Brick – None
Ennui – None
Crimson – None
Scott – None
Phil – N/A
Heather – None
Lindsay – None
Taylor – Anne Maria (1)
Alejandro – None
Devin – None
Carrie – None
Ryan – None
Stephanie – None
Miles – None
Laurie – None
Anne Maria – N/A
Lauren – None
Cameron – None
Mike – None
Eva – None
DJ – None
Sam – None
Scarlett – None
Max – None
Rodney – N/A
Zeke – None
Sugar – None
Sanders – None
MacArthur – None
Zoey – None
Gwen – None
Leshawna – Leshaniqua (1)
Jazz – None
Trent – None
Harold – None
Ellody – Chet (1)
Chet – N/A
Leonard – N/A
Tammy – N/A
Dawn – None
Leshaniqua – N/A
Shawn – None
Lightning – None
Jo – None
Amy – None
Sammy – None
Jasmine – None
Sky – None
Mickey – None
Jay – None
Tom – None
Jen – None
Dave – None
Geoff – None
Bridgette – Staci (1)
Courtney – None
Duncan – None
Tyler – Phil (1)
Rock – Spud (1)
Spud – N/A
Staci – N/A
Beardo – None
Jacques – None
Josee – None
Brody – Rock (1)
After the Aftermath:
"So why did you want to see us, Mrs. O'Halloran?" Dakota asked.
"It's not me. It's Chris." Blaineley turned her computer around to reveal Chris on the other end of a video feed.
"Dakota! Phil! So sorry such good competitors were eliminated so early," Chris said melodramatically.
"Uh...okay?" Phil said.
"Anyway, there's important stuff happening. Two of my interns have gone missing. I think one got eaten, and the other one is still unaccounted for."
"Right, the mutant wildlife," Phil groaned. "How could I have forgotten?"
"So now we're short two interns..." Chris leaned forward, revealing a cruel, sadistic smile.
"How would you two like a job?"