To all my readers, if you don't like the way I write SPD, then you don't have to read it and this goes for all of my Power Ranger fanfics, both current and future ones. I'm not gonna force you to read them.

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I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS OF POWER RANGERS SPD! I ONLY OWN THE OC!

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"And despite an all-out search…" Cruger sighed as he shut of the latest footage of A-Squad, who had been under attack. "There's still no word on A-Squad's fate." he announced gravely. "They're now officially listed as Missing in Action."

"Send us. We'll find them, sir." offered Jack as the commander took his seat.

"Much appreciated. But your services are needed here on Earth." said the commander.

"Be on the lookout for an intergalactic bank robber." he instructed them.

"That's it?" Z asked, raising an eyebrow. "No picture of the perp?"

"Is he white or red? Black or blue? Is he furry or scaly? Three arms or two?" said Syd sarcastically.

"Hey nice one, Syd, kinda sounds like you took that from my bath book." said Bridge.

"I just hope this one doesn't give me a whole lot of bruises. These last ones I got are still fading away." said Leah, feeling her back.

"Sorry, no one knows what he looks like. Bridge, may I speak to you for a moment?" the commander said, motioning to the green ranger. Bridge steps forward and Cruger asks, "You…uh…have a bath book?"

"Yeah, don't you?" he replied. The alarms suddenly went off and they looked up.

"Unknown vandalism in D-Sector." said Kat.

"Rangers, go!" Cruger ordered. They nodded, lining up properly.

"S.P.D.! EMERGENCY!" they said, morphed and hurried to find out what was going on.

People ran screaming as an alien chased them with a laugh, calling for someone to come out.

"Hiding is of no use!" he declared, summoning a blade and cutting through the top of a car. "Surrender, and you won't get hurt!"

"Same advice goes for you!" he spun around as Jack called out to him.

"Who are you?" the blue alien demanded.

"S.P.D. RED!"

"S.P.D. BLUE!"

"S.P.D. GREEN!"

"S.P.D. YELLOW!"

"S.P.D. PINK!"

"S.P.D. PURPLE!"

"Rangers ready! Space Patrol Delta! Defenders of Earth!"

The alien scoffed at them. "We're taking you in." said Sky.

"You amateurs." the alien taunted, amused by Sky's words.

"Who are you?" asked Bridge.

"None of your business." said the alien.

"Totally hostile." said Syd.

"Just stay out of my way!" ordered the alien, then runs towards them with his blade raised. The rangers ran to meet him, fighting back, but he was too strong and tossed both Sky and Bridge to the ground before streaking past Jack, Leah, Syd and Z, cutting across their suits and flooring them. "Stay out of my business!" he snapped.

"What business do you have anyway?" asked Leah as she got up. She dusted herself off and ran towards him with her sword. "Enough!" shouted the alien and he caught the end of Leah's sword. However Bridge joined in and cut across the front, making the alien cry out in pain. The three fought until the alien caught Bridge across the stomach. Bridge crashed to the ground, powering down. "Later!" said the alien and ran off.

Bridge pulled off a glove, waving his hand through the air. He then frowned, looking confused. "Bridge, are you ok?" Leah asked as she powered down as well.

"Fine." he said, nodding slowly, still looking in the direction the alien took off in. Later in the command center. "Database ID's him as Tirendon…" Z tried to pronounce the alien's name as they looked him up. "Let's call him T-Top." she decided.

"Good idea. I couldn't even pronounce that if I tried." said Leah, staring at the name.

"He doesn't have any kind of record…" said Kat, looking closely at what she was reading. "That's odd, considering that he just ran a riot through the city." she murmured, before her gaze was caught by Bridge's legs in the air. "Uh Bridge?" she asked.

"Maybe he isn't the bank robber." said the upside-down green ranger.

"Again with the handstands." said Leah.

"You saw the damage he can do." said Syd. "And the MO of the bank robber is slicing into banks."

"Yeah but he didn't slice into that bank." Bridge pointed out.

"Yeah, because we showed up before he had a chance to." Z rolled her eyes.

"The guy is not evil." said Bridge.

"Tell that to the newly made convertible." said Syd and Bridge sighed, looking away. "I sound like Bridge, aren't I?" she whispered to Z, who grinned.

"I read his aura!" admitted Bridge. "He was yellow orange…or maybe like orangey-yellow…but definitely not red, cause the orangey side was too yellow to be red, maybe more like a…like a…burnt amber." he said out loud.

"You're babbling, dude." said Leah.

"Bank robber or not, we can't have him tearing up the city." said Cruger. "You must track him down and bring him in."

No sooner than he had ordered them, so did the alarm trigger. "A robbery at the colonial national bank. Stop him!" he ordered the rangers. When the rangers quickly left the command center to their vehicles, the commander then said, "I keep my money at that bank."

In an underpass, Broodwing met up with the bank robber. "I see you have a law enforcement problem." said Broodwing and rubs his fingers together. "I can help…for a price. A large price."

"Looks like our guy." commented Syd as the six rangers stood in the door way of the bank. It had been sliced opened to allow someone through and the place had been cleared out.

"Looks like I'll be closing my account at this bank." said Leah.

"That's a good idea." said Z, patting her shoulder.

"These cuts in the building…they seem to match the others." agreed Sky. Bridge pushed to the front and crouched in the doorway, seeming to be inspecting something. "Water?" he asked himself, stepping inside.

"Excuse me, but are you interested in a witness?" they turned around to see a woman with blonde hair, standing in front of the barriers. Leah frowns when Jack said, "Beautiful witness is my department."

"Mjinga boy." said Leah, waving her hand towards Jack, but gets elbowed in the ribs by Z.

"Don't say that about him like that." said Z, in a stern voice.

"What? It's true and you know it. I'm just hoping that when I get to be your age, I don't go all goo-goo eyes over a boy." she tells her, rubbing her ribs as she walks over to Bridge. "Plus, she's not even that beautiful."

Z shakes her head as Syd and Sky walks over to her. Before they could ask what happened, Z said, "You don't even want to know what's going on in her head." Out of nowhere, a paper ball aimed right into her head and the three rangers turned around to see a very angry preteen. "I heard that, Z." said Leah.

"Apparently she has a good arm." said Sky. They then see Bridge sniffing the witness' dog.

"Oh, my god." said Leah, slapping her head.

"Hey guys." they looked to see as Jack called out to them. They saw the witness walking off, throwing a strange look at Bridge before leaving. "We're heading back to base, come on." he called out.

"So! We have a bank that was sliced into, money taken and a very beautiful eye-witness," said Jack as the rangers were in the command center. "I say we know who the bank robber is." Jack said, looking at the image of T-Top.

"All the pieces fit T-Top." Syd agreed.

"I think most of you are wrong." said Leah. Leah was sitting on the floor, reading one of her books next to the commander when she said it.

"Oh, yeah?" asked Z, with an eyebrow raised. "And how are we wrong?"

Leah places a bookmark in before closing her book and stands up. "Because you are and you know it. Those holes in the wall weren't cut with a normal blade." said Leah, pointing her book at her to prove a point. "Think about it, if they were cut with a normal blade, don't you think we would've seen serrations of the blade inside the wall instead of a smooth serration?"

"Then what were they cut with, little miss smart one?" asked the yellow ranger, with her arms across her chest.

"I don't know yet, but when it gets proved that you were wrong, which we all know that you will, all four of you will be getting a very special surprise from me." Leah said. The commander smiled, knowing that he had already approve of what she was planning to do.

"What do you think, Bridge?" asked Sky, glancing at the green ranger who had been quiet and reading a book since they had gotten back.

He didn't answer Sky, his back was facing them. "Bridge?" he called out again, a little louder and he glanced around.

"Oh, sorry guys, I was just reading." he said, turning around with a smile. "See all the cool artwork on the cover? It made me think it was going to be a really good book! But it's not."

He dropped the book to the ground which evidently Leah picks up. "It's lame. I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover." said Bridge.

"Which is good to know, if we were talking about that book." said Jack as he narrowed his eyes at Bridge. "But we're talking about a crime."

"Yeah! So am I!" Bridge said, straightening up.

"Didn't anyone else see anything strange about the witness's dog? Or the water on the ground at the bank?" he asked them but received blank stares.

"Sir, I'd like to run down some of my own leads. Think things my own way." he requested the commander.

"I've read this book. I got about half way through it when I got bored of it." Leah muttered as she picks up the book.

"Don't you have homework or some training to do, cadet?" asked Cruger.

"Ok, I'm gone. I have to go to Kat's lab anyway. She said that she has something new for me to read." Leah said and left the command center. Cruger turned back to Bridge. "Very well." he nodded, then looked at the rest of B-Squad. "Anyone want to go with Cadet Carson?" When none of them answered, Bridge went off to do his investigation.

"Why'd you let him go sir? T-Top is our man." Jack insisted. Before Jack could say anything else, the alarms went off. "Well it seems that your 'man' has been spotted downtown." said Cruger.

Just as they were about to leave, Z looks at the commander. "Leah has a project that she's working on. She'll catch up with you later." He tells her. Once in the vehicles, they took off.

"Why do they get the fast bikes?" Z asked Syd.

"It's a tradeoff. They get the speed, we look good." explained Syd.

When they caught up with T-Top, Jack then said, "Now we can add jaywalking to your list of criminal activity."

T-Top turned to run when Sky stops him in his tracks. "You're gonna have to be faster than that to get by me." Sky said.

"If you think you're bringing me in, think again!" said T-Top. Jack and Sky went to attack, causing him to fall to the ground. When he got back up, he declares, "Now I'm mad! You're no match for me!"

Jack and Sky were on the ground, wondering what would happen next. "I'll be going now!" said T-Top when Syd and Z pulled up. "I don't have time for this!"

"You guys look like you could use some help." said Z.

"Let's get him!"

"Hey you!" Z shouted after him and both girls attacked. When he stumbled back, Jack and Sky caught up.

"Good job, guys." said Jack.

"Thanks." said Syd.

"Now are you ready to come with us?" asked Jack as he held cuffs in his hand.

"That's not going to happen." said T-Top.

"Then we'll do this the hard way." said Jack and the four rangers aimed their weapons at him.

"You have no idea who you're dealing with." said T-Top.

"Well, why don't you clue me in?"

"All I can tell you is you're in way over your heads. You don't even know what or who I am or who I'm here for!" said T-Top.

"Bank withdrawals?" asked Syd.

"You do know. But you still must show me some professional courtesy and let me do my job or else!"

"That does it!" shouted Jack.

"Fine! Then maybe this will keep you busy!" he said and sends a laser slash at a building.

"Look out!" shouted Jack as the building started to fall towards them.

"Lucky no one was in that building." said Z as they were out of the way.

"Let's get him!" said Jack and the four of them went after T-Top.

"Where'd he go?"

"He escaped!"

Leah was in the lab reading about Felisan traditions when suddenly Bridge walks in and pulls her out of the lab. "Is there a reason why I'm being dragged away from my Felisan studies?" asked Leah, wondering what had gotten into him as she dropped the book.

"I need your help with my investigation." he replied.

"Ok…you could have just asked me and not drag me out the door, ya know." she tells him. Later that day, Leah and Bridge were in a neighborhood. "These flowers are weird…" said Leah as Bridge smelled the flowers. She had only been through the neighborhood once when she was hiding from protective services.

"Can I help you?" said a voice. They turned to see that it was the witness from before, Diane, approached them with a raised eyebrow.

"Hello. My friend and I were just admiring your beautiful flowers." Bridge explained with a smile.

"They really are beautiful, ma'am." said Leah, keeping a straight face.

"Thanks." said Diane, shifting the dog that is in her arms before setting it down.

"I remember you. You're that odd S.P.D. guy. And that opinionate S.P.D. girl." She said with an amused look. Her gaze stopped at Leah for a moment, but seemed to dismiss her. Leah folded her arms, trying not to react at what just happened. "Catch that robber yet?" she asked.

"Still working on it. But I for one, do have an idea on who it could be." said Leah, becoming very short with the woman.

"We're getting close." he told her brightly, taking Diane's focus off of Leah. "Such beautiful flowers, are these indigenous to earth?"

"No, these are stickleberries from the planet Basta…am I under suspicion?" Diane asked, still looking amused.

"For me, you are. For him, I wouldn't know." said Leah, shrugging her shoulders.

"Well, not unless you can slice through metal and concrete using your bare hands," said Bridge, smiling pleasantly at her. Leah rolled her eyes, hoping that he would get on with it. His smile was less bright and friendly, and a little more calculating. Diane stared blankly at him and Bridge let out a laugh. "What about these purple flowers?" he asked, changing the subject.

"They're from Fernovia." Diane said proudly.

"Fernovia, huh?" asked Bridge, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, good luck with your investigation. I need to finish walking my dog." said Diane.

"We'll walk with you." said Leah, as she and Bridge fell in step with her.

"You know, speaking of dogs, I can make the coolest balloon animals." said Bridge as he pulled out a balloon from his pocket.

"Balloon animals?" Diane said dryly.

"Now this I gotta see." said Leah, folding her arms.

"Check this out." said Bridge, attempted to blow out the balloon, but struggled to inflate it.

"I'm a little out of shape…can you blow it up for me?" he asked. Diane rolled her eyes, but did as he requested, holding it out to him.

"Watch!" he turned away as Leah leaned against a tree.

"He's good. He's really good." Leah tells her as Diane glances at the young purple ranger. He finally turns around, revealing the balloon dog that he made. "Don't quit your day job." Diane tells him.

"I won't." smiled Bridge.

"Have a great day." he tells her and she then starts walking her dog.

Bridge turns to Leah, then says, "Let's go, Leah." She shakes her head as they head back to the academy with Diane frowning after them. "Thanks." she replied as they left. Just then, Broodwing appeared behind her.

"You scared me." she said to him.

"What did the rangers want?" he asked.

"You know, flowers, balloon animals…I don't think the green ranger is playing with a full deck." said Diane. "And I thought you were going to take care of them for me. Isn't that what I pay you for?"

Back in the lab, Bridge deflates the balloon animal that he brought back, letting the air go inside a device to test it. "This should be interesting." said Leah.

"Any luck?" asked Kat.

"Not yet." said Bridge as he took the piece of toast that was handed to him by Leah. He bit into it as the computer scanned the contents of the balloon. "Did you know that humans breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide and plants do the opposite?" he asked Kat and Leah.

"Yeah." said Leah, both she and Kat, frowning at him.

"That's second grade science." said Kat.

"Why?" they both asked. Bridge then looks down at Leah.

"Do you really have something special planned for the rest of our team?" asked Bridge.

"I've already set it up with Kat's help. I'll fill you in later about what I did. Right now, we need to catch the bad guy first." said Leah.

Back in the command center, Leah walks in to see an angry red ranger. "There's no way," Jack said, "T-Top is our guy and we would have had him if you hadn't let you and Bridge hadn't taken Leah to go on some wild goose chase!" he argued.

"Oh…so it was some wild goose chase is it?" said Leah, making Jack turn around to face her.

"Yes, a wild goose chase." said Jack.

"You better watch yourself, Jack." said Leah. "You don't know if I got something bad planned for you…like itching powder in your pjs."

"Well, for one thing Jack, I wasn't off chasing gooses." said Bridge as he walks into the command center. "Or is it geese's."

"I wouldn't know." said Leah.

"Anyway, I'm still convinced that T-Top is innocent." explained Bridge.

"I believe Bridge." said Leah and Jack rolled his eyes. The alarms suddenly blared and they frowned. "T-Top is towering over the city." Kat announced.

"Or not…" sighed Bridge as the rangers took off.

The zords hurtled from the base and formed the Megazord as they reached T-Top, who spun with a growl. "Firing energy!" they shouted, blasting T-Top who blocked the strikes with his blades. The megazord flipped through the air and blasted him again. "This is a mistake." warned T-Top, running towards them.

"No effect." said Jack.

"Try the super crime scene tape." said Bridge.

"What?"

"That never works!"

"Trust me!" pleaded Bridge. With a groan, Jack did as he suggested and they wrapped around T-Top, immobilizing him.

"It's judgement time!" said Jack, pulling out his morpher. "You are being charged with five counts of bank robbery! Activate!"

He began to scan T-Top, but it came back as a green circle. "What?! He's not guilty!" exclaimed Jack, looking at his morpher in shock.

"Ha! I knew it." said Leah, turning to face a certain squad member. Z couldn't believe that Leah was right. "In your face, Z!" Leah said to the yellow ranger.

"I told you so." said Bridge.

"But…how?" asked Jack, puzzled.

"See?" smirked T-Top. The megazord approached him and they cuffed him, shrinking him to normal size. They leapt down from the megazord and ran over to the alien. "How come you're not guilty of robbing those other banks?" demanded Jack.

"Maybe because I didn't rob those banks!" snapped T-Top.

"I'm a bounty hunter! I'm working undercover, chasing Hydrax, a Fernovian bank robber! And if it wasn't for your meddling, I would have caught her too!" he yelled.

"Hold on, Fernovian?" questioned Sky.

"Right! They're plant-based alien creatures! This is starting to all make sense." said Bridge as he approached T-Top.

"That's him!" said a female voice. They looked around to see Diane storm into view.

"That's the alien I saw break into the bank!" she accused, pointing at T-Top. "Arrest him!"

"But he's not guilty." said Bridge.

"How is that possible?" Diane asked in amusement.

"You should know, you're the one who framed him!" Bridge accused. Her smiled dropped and eyebrows rose. "She's clever…or maybe too clever. Or is it cleverer?" he wondered. "Anyway, she's the Fernovian bank robber." he told the others.

"Cleverer is not an actually word, Bridge." said Leah.

"She's got him there." said Z.

"Me?" Diane laughed at the accusation. "What are you talking about?" she asked, trying to keep up her look of amusement, but there was something else underlying in her voice. Leah glares at the woman, knowing Bridge would expose her soon. "Bridge, are you sure about that?" Jack asks him slowly.

"It makes perfect sense. All the evidence that he's found, led straight to her." said Leah, pointing to Diane. Jack looks at Leah with unease. "But her?" he reluctantly asked.

"Yep!" said Bridge. He turned and walked over to a car, hauling it over his head before tossing it over towards Diane. She gasped, taking a step back as Jack yelled out and ran to help.

Her eyes then flashed red, before she changed her appearance, raising her hand. A powerful jet of water burst from it and cut through the car. Both pieces of the car landed on either side of her and she remained unharmed as Jack skidded to a stop, stunned at what happened.

"Oh no…" Hyrax said, realizing her slip up.

"She's a Fernovian! A plant based being that has the ability to jettison water under a high-pressure stream, enabling them to cut through any object. And you tried to frame T-Top so we'd arrest him and get him of your trail…er, root as the case maybe." said Bridge as Jack stared at her, still stunned.

"This wouldn't be the perfect time to say that I have a huge surprise for some of you later. You know what this means, right?" Leah asked Z. She then looks down at Leah with a petrified look, knowing that she was going to plan something for them afterwards.

"So you figured it out! So what? If you think you're a match for me, let's do it!" she challenged. "I thought I could fool you….after I beat you, I'll get my money back from Broodwing. I was followed to earth by the bounty hunter T-Top, I paid Broodwing to get him off my tail and you all fell for it! Well, almost all of you! Except for you two!"

She glared at Bridge and Leah. "Then I'm the one you have a problem with because she had nothing to do with it." Bridge said, defending Leah. "You may be able to fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, and some of the people…some of the time but you can't fool me!"

"Raise your hand if you didn't understand a word he just said?" asked Leah and everyone raised their hands. "Thought so."

"I'm going to bring you in." said Bridge and ran at Hydrax.

"No chance!" she shouted. She hurled a hand up and the powerful jet of water slammed into Bridge. Bridge went flying into the air, landing hard but getting back up quickly. The two began to fight, with Hydrax dominating. "Let's get in there!" said Sky, wanting to help Bridge.

"No, wait!" said Jack, stopping him. "Bridge can handle it." They watched as Bridge pushed himself back up. They continued fighting and this time, Bridge gained the upper hand, spinning in the air to counteract Hydrax's water jet. He then knocked her to the ground and the others ran over. "Nice work, Bridge." said Jack.

"Thanks." Bridge replied and held up his morpher just as Hydrax was getting up.

"It's judgement time!" Bridge declared.

She gasped as his morpher began to judge her. "Based on all the evidence, I've gathered, I have absolutely no doubt you'll be found…" the light flashed into a red x. "Guilty!" the rangers called.

"No!" she gasped.

"Canine Cannon!" Bridge shouted, tossing the bone into the air. R.I.C. rushed into view and caught the bone, changing into the cannon. "Target locked on!" he called.

"Don't!" Hydrax pleaded.

"I don't think so." said Leah.

"Fire!" they blasted her and she was hurled through the air. "That did it." grinned Bridge as he approached her. "Time for confinement." he held up his morpher.

"But-" she began to say but before she could stop him, Bridge activated the containment mode, trapping her in a card. The rangers powered down and Bridge lifted the card. "Alright, you were right, I was wrong." Jack admitted as they approached him. "How'd you figure all this out?" he asked curiously.

"It was easy." said Bridge. "Water on the ground at the bank, but it didn't rain. a beautiful witness who was walking her dog downtown when she lives in a beautiful neighborhood and wearing high heels, didn't make any sense." he explained. As he continued rambling, the others crept off, leaving him alone.

"Broodwing…" Cruger scowled at the mention of the name. All but Jack and Bridge were gathered around the console, looking at the image of the large bat like alien. "A very evil creature that sells weapons, soldiers and robots to anyone who could afford it." he growled.

"Sounds like a bad guy." said Z.

"I wonder if he'll let me tap his bowl when we capture him." said Leah.

"He only cares about the money he makes and nothing about the destruction that follows." said Cruger, shaking his head.

"I just had a bad thought…what happens if he hooks up with Gruumm?" asked Sky.

"My guess…" he growled, "he already has."

Later that day when they walked into their quarters, they found that everyone's but Bridge's belongings were missing. "Kibali kuuza, kila kitu lazima uende." was written on their desks in Leah's handwriting. Kat smirked when the rangers came out of their rooms. She had helped Leah with getting their stuff and doing a fake yard sale in front of the academy. "Where is she?" asked Syd, looking for the young Felisan.

"Where's our stuff?" asked Sky.

"I suggest by looking out front." said Kat, still smirking when she left them.

"What do you mean, "out front"?" asked Jack.

"I can't believe that she would pull this stunt." said Z. When they got out there and reached her, Sky then asked, "What are you doing with our stuff?"

"Clearance sale. Everything must go." Leah said, pointing to their stuff that was in front of her.

"There is no way you are selling our stuff." said Syd.

"Oh yeah? I wonder how much I can get for this." said Leah, picking up an old helmet.

She knew that she wasn't going to really sell their stuff, it was just payback for not listening to her, but they didn't know that. Sky snatched the helmet out of her hands and Leah starts laughing. They then looked at each other, feeling confused.

"Man, you guys are slow. I would never ever sell these things, especially that helmet. These things mean a lot to you guys. Maybe next time you guys would listen to me when I know that I'm right about something." said Leah and she teleported away.

On Gruumm's ship, Gruumm was having a meeting. "Broodwing…" Gruumm began to say. "That was not a very clever plan you had, Broodwing. If the rangers find out about you, it may jeopardize my mission."

"Understood, your excellence." said Broodwing. "I'm just trying to make a living."

"I do a lot of business with you. Yet you show no allegiance." said Gruumm.

"Huh?"

"The highest bidder gets your devotion." said Gruumm. "I should end our relationship now…for your betrayal."

"Or you could just pay me more." suggested Broodwing.

Back at the base, Jack finds Bridge in the rangers lounge. "There you are. I was looking for you." said Jack.

"I can hardly hear you up there." said Bridge as he was in a handstand. Jack goes into a handstand next to Bridge.

"Whoo! So, uh, T-Top was sent packing with the confined Fernovian." said Jack and he started to strain a bit. "Though he didn't rob any banks, he caused quite a bit of destruction. He won't be allowed to return to earth."

"Justice Served." said Bridge.

"Yeah, not quite." said Jack. "I want to apologize to you, Bridge. I don't understand the things you do or how you think…but I've learned to respect them. Knowing Leah, when she is right about something, she's usually right."

"Thanks, Jack." said Bridge. "This is a pretty good thinking position, don't you think?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm actually thinking my arms are starting to hurt real, real bad. And I'm gonna need to…Aah!" said Jack and he tumbles over from the couch with Bridge laughing at him.

Translations:

Mjinga-stupid

Kibali kuuza, kila kitu lazima uende-Clearance sale. Everything must go