Review time!
Gucci Mane LaFlare: Thanks! The previous chapter was an adaptation of the special that took place between TDA & TDWT; I used TWDT's original title because that fit the episode better than the special's title. I friggin' hate most musicals because constant singing (usually) gets in the way of plot progression. Plus Chris is annoying.
Joel Connell: Thanks! Next season will show just how snakelike Alejandro can be.
Guest: Chris hates it when Ella sings because she's choosing to sing, rather than Chris making her sing. It's a power thing.
Guest: Hope this was well worth the wait, then!
Important s: Thanks! Sammy was just nervous, as all teenagers tend to be about their parents' reactions to first relationships. Their mom has tried, but it didn't take because Amy's both stubborn and kind of dumb, so Ms. Prescott eventually gave up. That, and she's reluctant to bring it up anyway on account of PTSD on her part. I can't FIT into escape rooms (I'm over 7', I have a tail, and I weigh over 450 pounds), so I've never actually been in one, but I'll see what I can do.
Great Idea Alert: Thanks! We Bare Bears isn't a show I watch, and from the few clips of it I've seen I don't think I'd enjoy it that much, so there won't be a reference to that. Sorry. Dial M for Merger is a really common request I've been getting, so that's going to be the basis of the next chapter!
New Reader: Thanks! Always nice to see new faces. Duncan reached a point in the show where he just didn't feel like the money was worth putting up with Chris anymore (and on an unrelated note, because I have trouble writing him). Eliminating Gwen was just eliminating Gwen, but I LOVE your symbolism! Amy and Sammy's parents just happened to have the same last name.
Cameron Corduroy Wilkins, The Wide-Eyed Bubble Boy.
"Don't be, it happens to everyone," Cameron said gently.
Ryan Tremblay-Smith, The Personal Trainer.
It was then that Ryan realized what was going on. "Oh crap. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Beverly "B" McLaughlin, The Silent Inventor.
Scarlett, the plan we'd made for today wasn't able to work. What should we do now? B asked.
Michael "Mike" Costello, The Split Personality.
"I'd like to...quit the game. Mal cheated a lot of people out of a fair chance at the win, and...I think other people deserve to win more than I do at this point," Mike said sadly. "So I think I'd like to go back home."
Duncan Rothschild, The Delinquent.
"No...?" Duncan asked. "Besides, where's your proof?"
Amelia "Amy" Prescott, The Malevolent Twin.
Amy stood there, blank. "Uh...wha?"
The next six contestants who've been eliminated have returned to their school. But while their ex-teammates do their schoolwork–
At the tail end of the previous episode, Sugar sniggered evilly as she watched Noah and Emma do their homework together.
–we follow up on the losers. Where are they now? What are they up to? What's Amy's deal? This.
Is.
Aftermath: Total Drama Edition.
Theme music
The screen opened and the viewer saw two clips, side-by-side, of Cameron and Ryan walking, shot from the front view. Cameron was on the left, Ryan on the right. The clips then wiped up to show B and Mike in the same setup. It happened again, revealing Duncan and Amy. Then the clips wiped up entirely.
Kelly, Dwayne, and Gerry waved to the camera. Suddenly, a flat panel fell from the ceiling on top of them, crushing them underneath. Blaineley was sitting on the panel and waved to the camera.
A spotlight focused on a curtain. Two interns shakily held up a sign reading TOTAL DRAMA AFTERMATH VII: HALFWAY POINT. Then they fell over, the sign falling on top of them.
"Welcome to Total Drama's seventh aftermath!" Blaineley said to the camera. "Our next six eliminated contestants will be answering our questions from our judge's panel, and there will be some other fun stuff too! You already know the judges, so let's just get to it!"
"Wow, we've only got one female contestant eliminated this time," Dwayne noted. "What are the odds of that?"
"One in sixty-four," Ellody replied from the Peanut Gallery.
"That's not very likely, is it?"
"It's barely over a percent and a half, if that's what you're asking for."
"And it isn't!" Blaineley interrupted. "Let's start off with our first contestant and our first elimination by major injury – Cameron!" Cameron walked onstage, making sure to be careful where his arm, now encased in a red cast, landed.
"How much longer until your cast comes off?" Dwayne asked.
"I believe it will be removed on February 3rd," Cameron replied. "I'm not going to be missing an Aftermath, if that's what you're wondering about."
"No, no, just curious is all."
"Did you and Mike patch things up?" Kelly asked next.
"Of course! Mike himself wasn't in control of himself at the time. You have to understand that with people with MPD, not being themselves is oftentimes quite literally true."
"And lastly, Cameron, your hero persona from the VR challenge you won for your team. What inspired it?" Gerry asked.
"A criminally underrated TV show that only remains relevant today because of lewd imagery of its female protagonist," Cameron replied. He got up and left for the Peanut Gallery.
"[Po word] is unstoppable, so says Rule 34," Blaineley quipped. "Even of us. And speaking of what's unstoppable or so we thought – Ryan!"
Ryan grimaced as he got onstage sat down. "So...you found out?" Dwayne asked nervously.
"Yeah," Ryan grunted.
"Okay, guys, we shouldn't talk about that and just discuss game performance," Dwayne cautioned his fellow judges.
"Can do," Kelly confirmed. "So! Drama Dodgeball. If you could've changed it, how would you have done it?"
"I dunno," Ryan replied, his mood improving a little bit. "It was an alright way of mixing it up the way it was. 'Course, it would've been better without Chris, but I can't exactly change that, now can I?"
"Of course you can change it!" Izzy blurted out. "Just get rid of Chris! You people really need to think outside the box more."
"I don't think that'll work, Iz," Trent pointed out. Izzy glared at him in response.
"And lastly, do you think Carrie's going to make a move on Devin, or what?" Gerry asked.
"I think she will, just not now. She probs doesn't wanna seem like a rebound." Ryan got up and left for the Peanut Gallery.
"For shame, judges," Blaineley deadpanned. "You prevented me from getting my juicy bits."
Confessional – Rock.
Rock gagged. "EwhewhewHEW!"
Confessional – Mickey.
"A woman like Blaineley probably shouldn't say stuff like that," Mickey said timidly.
"But hey, who's to say that this guy doesn't have any? Let's see if we can get any answers from – B!" B lumbered onto the stage and sat down on the chair, which creaked under his weight.
"That watch is pretty nifty, isn't it?" Dwayne asked.
B laughed, his real laugh this time, a wheezy, throaty sound. Yeah, it really is. Now I don't need to have a pad on me all the time. I got sick before I was born, so my larynx doesn't work correctly and I can't talk. But this thing... He studied the watch. It changed my life, and I'm glad I built it. Now other kids like me don't have to be silent anymore.
"A noble cause!" Max exclaimed. "Oh, I can MONETIZE an idea like that!"
"Speaking of inventing, what started your love of building stuff?" Kelly asked.
I watched too many episodes of How It's Made as a kid, B quipped.
"And lastly, your name," Gerry said. "Beverly?"
Mom and Dad thought they were gonna get a girl. I was born, they didn't have time to make up a new name, so Beverly it was. B shrugged. It's not a BAD name, it just means "I live near beavers", but I do prefer my nickname.
"Very insightful," Gerry smiled. "I like you, kid."
"Then you're gonna LOVE our next guest – Mike!"
Mike timidly took B's place. "...hi?"
"Hi!" Dwayne said cheerfully. "So, you were eliminated during Total Drama's second trivia challenge. Which of the two did you like more?"
"I don't know, honestly," Mike shrugged. "Probably the one I got eliminated in, since I didn't have to, y'know, cross Niagara Falls."
"Mike, Zoey said she was starting to fall in love with you in one episode," Kelly said. "Would you date her?"
"Uh...what?"
"And to think that I was starting to like him like him!" Zoey sighed. "Well, then again theoretically it's not Mike who's changed..."
"Oh," Mike said on seeing the clip. "Huh. Well, maybe. I mean, she was one of the very first people who figured out Mal was back."
"Anyway, Mike, do you think Noah's a good leader for your alliance?" Gerry asked.
"He is, although I have a funny feeling that someone's gonna steal those idols and use his own plan against him."
"Knowing this show, Alejandro's probably gonna try to find them, and I think Sugar might try to help," Trent said nervously.
"Dude, Alejandro's not that stupid," Gwen pointed out.
"No, but he is desperate."
Confessional – Gwen.
"Right. It's the desperate ones you've gotta look out for."
"Speaking of desperate, I'd like to get on to one of our most rabble-rousing contestants!" Blaineley beamed. "So let's give a warm welcome to – Duncan!" Duncan grunted hello before taking Mike's place.
"So, you uh...did a lot of stuff," Dwayne began. "Why?"
"Attention, man! Without fame, you're nothing!" Duncan replied. "'Specially if your parents are cops who ignore you unless you're bad," he added under his breath.
"Duncan, Alejandro had your immunity idol before you got eliminated. Do you think he would've used it to sell you out?" Kelly asked.
"I dunno," Duncan mused. "If it was Heather's? Yeah, because their dysfunctional-[a word] relationship thrives on that kinda stuff. But I think Al knows better than to jeopardize his alliance with me. I was too useful to him."
"And Devin?" Gerry asked.
"Him Alejandro might knock off to protect himself." Duncan left for the Peanut Gallery.
"I think ya did great, lastin' as long as ya did," Anne Maria told him.
"Really?" Duncan grinned. "Thanks!"
"And last and certainly least for today – Amy!" Amy walked onstage. It was obvious that, while her tough facade remained up, she was walking on eggshells and could fall apart at any minute. Something Blaineley was hoping for for some higher ratings.
"Hey, Amy," Dwayne said nervously. "So...halfway through, huh?"
"Yeah," Amy said, looking away.
Kelly coughed awkwardly. "Well, uh...Heather's going to be out soon, right?"
"Yeah, she's got no one left who really wants to stand by her side anymore. She's going early next season."
Confessional – Duncan.
"Wow. I guess great minds do think alike." He paused. "Not that Amy's mind is great or anything, it's like a cesspool of self-hatred in there." He shrugged. "Eh, not my problem."
"Amy, what is the cringiest thing Chris ever did?" Gerry asked.
"Be born," Amy shrugged. The Peanut Gallery laughed, but Blaineley did not, a malicious glint in her eyes.
"Uh-oh," Leshaniqua gulped.
"Amy," Blaineley said, walking over and leering at her. In that moment, Amy regretted being only 5'2". "You really hate your sister, don't you? Well, it's easy to see why, she's a pushover. Not worthy of someone of your caliber, mm?"
"Hey, lay off her!" Chet snapped.
"SHUT UP!" Blaineley roared, and Chet immediately cowered in his seat. "I am right, aren't I, Amy?"
Amy paused. "Um...having watched all the episodes where we got the spotlight...I'm not so sure anymore."
"Amy, may I?" Dawn got onstage, squeezed past Blaineley, and took Amy's right hand. "I decided to look into the circumstances of your birth father's death. How old were you, again?"
"Th-three, I think," Amy managed to get out.
"And what happened?"
"Dad and Sammy," Amy went on, finally using her sister's original nickname, "were taking too long to get home from the grocery store one day. Then Mom got a call that he'd been killed...and I just knew Sammy had something to do with it!"
"Well, I looked into it, and apparently your father was approached by a mugger who wanted to do...horrible things to your sister."
"What kind of horrible?" Dawn gave her a knowing look. "Ewwwwwww!" Amy nearly threw up at the thought.
"My reaction exactly," The Moonchild agreed. "Your father told Sammy to save herself while he fought off his assailant. After Sammy was out of sight, the mugger shot your father in the throat, killing him instantly. Thankfully, someone walking by heard the shot and called the police, and the mugger confessed to everything."
"Why didn't Mom tell me this?" Amy asked, bewildered.
"Because I was not yet ready to move on." The Peanut Gallery gasped as a middle-aged Caucasian woman with bronze hair and teal eyes made her way onstage: Camille Prescott herself. Behind her was Amy and Sammy's stepfather, a man of Lebanese descent named Gibran Douwayheh.
"Mom?" Amy gulped.
"I lost my own father to gun violence at the same age, and when history repeated itself...I couldn't bear to talk about it. But after this show came on and I saw what effect my reluctance to confront my own issues had done to my children..." She shuddered. "I am equally to blame for your behavior as you are."
"And we shall be doing our best from now on to help you grow past it," Gibran added. "You're not mine by blood, but I still think you are worthy of my respect. Provided you meet me halfway."
Amy wiped her eyes. "Thanks...I needed that."
"You need a therapist is what you need," Junior remarked. "No, seriously, you do. Mike, does yours have any openings?"
"Who cares?!" Blaineley exclaimed. "What do I have in store? Find out after these messages."
Total Trivia: Which of the four teams from the last episode is the only one that sang an original song?
A. Team Amazon
B. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot
C. Team Victory
D. Team Dirtbag
Do da do da doo. Commercial break!
Total Trivia: The correct answer is Team Amazon. The other teams respectively sang covers/parodies of "Learning to Fly" by Pink Floyd, "If I Didn't Have You" from Quest for Camelot, and "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" by Big Mama Thorton.
"And we're back!" Blaineley announced. "Here in Aftermath, our eliminated contestants are going to compete in challenges themselves. The team with the most points at the end will get to send one of the teams in the next episode of the show an advantage!" She paused. "Sort into the Floating Salmon and Confused Bears and we'll get started! Each challenge completed successfully will earn your team one point!"
"But...some of us weren't around when those teams were first made," Dave pointed out.
"I know that!" Blaineley retorted. "First four eliminees are Salmon, five through eight are Bears."
Floating Salmon: Amy, Max, Rodney, Duncan, Trent, Gwen, Anne Maria, Kitty, Izzy, Junior, Jay, Cameron, Ryan, Lightning, Katie, Rock, Dawn, Beth, Staci, Leonard, Tammy, and Leshaniqua.
Confused Bears: B, Brady, Lorenzo, Mary, Scott, Stephanie, Lauren, Mike, Zeke, Jazz, Ellody, Mickey, Tom, Dave, Courtney, Brody, Spud, Chet, Dakota, and Phil.
"For our first challenge, we're going on a brief scavenger hunt! Somewhere in this auditorium I have hidden a Bronzed Blaineley! It's like a Gilded Chris, only me-shaped! First team to find it wins the first challenge!"
Six minutes and thirty-two seconds later
"Found it!" Jazz announced, presenting the little statue. "It was behind the stage hidden among the sandbags and stuff!"
"Wow, hoowd yoo know where t' look, eh?" Zeke asked.
"You really think the first place a theater girl WOULDN'T look is backstage?"
"Well, yoo saved oor team, alrighty."
"Indeed she did," Blaineley nodded. "The Confused Bears get the first point. Next!
"Now it's time for a trust exercise called Willow in the Wind! The first person on your team alphabetically, that's Amy for the Salmon and B for the Bears, will stand in the middle of a circle. You might wanna get concentric so everybody can get in on this. The person in the middle will be blindfolded, and when they fall you need to catch them. Whoever drops their chump doesn't get the point!" Amy and B were blindfolded and their teams tried to figure out who should stand where.
"This isn't gonna work," Mickey gulped. "B's literally twice my size!"
"Yeah, he is a bit...bigger than we are, isn't he?" Stephanie agreed. "So we're gonna need people who are strong behind him."
"So Scott and I should do it," Courtney decided. "He's a farmer, I'm a CIT. We should have enough upper-body strength to not crumple to our knees." (Hey, that rhymes!)
"Sounds like a plan," Scott agreed. When it was time, they stood behind B and caught him after Blaineley blew the airhorn letting him know to fall. Unfortunately for them, the Salmon caught Amy no problem.
"To make things fair in this tie, the Floating Salmon will get the point!" Blaineley said. "Next!"
Confessional – Courtney and Scott.
"I swear she's up to something," Courtney muttered.
"It just seems normal," Scott pointed out. "Giving the other team a point when they don't have one is kinda alright."
"That's just what she wants you to think, Scott."
"...right, she's pure evil, I almost forgot."
"In our third challenge, you must do pushups! First team to have someone collapse from exhaustion loses!" Staci was that person. "Confused Bears get the point! Now it's time for...The Trial by Lustblossom!" The most recently-eliminated six gathered together and Blaineley sprayed them with the female cannon. Cameron giggled goofily, Amy was groaning Scott's name (much to his embarrassment but secretly to his delight as well), and Mike?
"Oh, Ruqa my love!" Manitoba wailed. "How I miss you!"
"So...Mike himself isn't affected, but one of his alternates...is?" Kitty asked, scratching her head in confusion. "That makes no biological sense!"
"Manitoba's the only one of my alternates who dated," Mike explained after the male cannon returned them to normal.
"But he dated another alternate of you...doesn't that count as [i word]?"
Mike paused. "...I have no idea, honestly."
"Well, you can figure that out during your history class," Blaineley interrupted. "Next!
"As you can see, our fourth challenge is a trivia challenge. Name something about me that the audience at home doesn't know about me! First team to blurt something out gets the point!"
"Her real name isn't Blaineley!" Brody exclaimed. "It's Mildred!"
Blaineley turned as white as a ghost, then as red as her dress, and finally as purple as her eyeliner. "BRODY! YOU ARE GETTING TWO WEEKS OF AFTERSCHOOL DETENTION!"
"Hey, that's not fair!" Leonard snapped.
"Anyway, I suppose the Bears get the next point. Next!
"Princes are the theme of our penultimate challenge for today. One couple from each team must waltz to our theme song! The performance I like better will win the point!"
Trent and Gwen, and Phil and Jazz, were sent up and danced to a Renaissance remix of the theme song's instrumental. "Trent and Gwen get the point!" Blaineley decided.
"Huh," Trent pondered. "I thought you guys would've won, what with the whole performing arts thing and all. Ah well, you did good anyway."
"Same to you, dude," Phil replied graciously.
"Yeah, you guys killed it!" Jazz agreed.
"Thanks!" Gwen smiled.
"Next!
"Last of all is a singing challenge. Whoever can sing a high note for longer wins!" Katie and Spud went for their teams. Of course, Katie's voice was so much higher than Spud's that she quickly knocked him over with a single squee. "Okay, so...we're tied again! Guys, seriously? Well, since Brody's trivia question was PERSONAL, the Floating Salmon win this Aftermath! The advantage their friends back home will be getting in a few days? A spy gadget!"
"What kind of gadget?" Rock asked.
"Yes!" Rock was confused by this answer. "Now it's time to look at some of Total Drama's Funniest Moments!"
"Brick truly lives up to his name – he's really dense."
After finishing his song, Brick asking his team why they were looking at him funny.
"It's not off-limits if you land where there aren't any people! Note to self: design challenge for Afghanistan."
Jasmine complaining about why Antarctica was the only off-limits location in the world when there were plenty of other places of questionable safety.
"Sugar apples!"
Sugar aimed and fired the apple...straight into the air. Gravity took over and landed the apple right smack in her right eye.
"I guess she's a pencil-pusher."
Scarlett's detector going off when it sensed the pencil Sanders had found.
"We SHOULD own the copyright, though."
Ella singing along to "Thriller".
"Tank you and goodnight."
Owen bowling Chef over.
"See? HE'S the real villain here! Not Al!"
Dakota's swivel chair turned around dramatically, revealing Noah was in it.
"What a weird taste in movies they have."
Amy and Sammy's...extremely weird music video.
"And now, for our final part of the Aftermath, we will have you guys root for someone still in the game," Blaineley said to the most-recently eliminated contestants. "At the end of the show, we'll tally the votes, and whoever has the most supporters will receive a prize! As for the person who gets the most votes against them by the end of the show, they will get a punishment of my own creation, befitting of Total Drama's least popular contestant. Go to the confessionals and vote now."
Confessional – Cameron.
"I'm not sure who to vote for...so I'll give Cody my bid."
Confessional – Ryan.
"I still can't get over how Alejandro's been betraying me all this time," Ryan sighed. "Since Carrie's the one who warned me, she's getting my vote. Devin, please, get the cotton out of your ears and get the heck away from Alejandro!"
Confessional – B.
Sammy has been through so much and can only grow more.
Confessional – Mike.
"Zoey, for believing that I could be saved."
Confessional – Duncan.
"Owen's a kinda guy I can respect. So here we are."
Confessional – Amy.
"Eva doesn't take anyone's crap, also she's got no votes for her yet."
"And that's the end of that," Blaineley said. "Tune in after Challenge 48 for the eighth Aftermath."
The bell rang.
"And that's the end of lunch. Now go back to class before I give you detention!"
Votes against:
Owen – 3
Dakota – 7 (Eliminated 7th by immunity idol)
B – 7 (Eliminated 39th by immunity idol)
Noah – 9
Cody – 1
Ella – 4
Izzy – 5 (Eliminated 33rd by rigged votes)
Emma – 1
Kitty – 6 (Eliminated 27th by rigged tiebreaker)
Junior – 12 (Eliminated 17th)
Sierra – 5
Topher – 0
Beth – 6 (Eliminated 19th)
Brady – 8 (Eliminated 23rd)
Justin – 0
Katie – 6 (Eliminated 25th)
Sadie – 0
Lorenzo – 5 (Eliminated 24th by tiebreaker)
Mary – 8 (Eliminated 16th)
Brick – 0
Ennui – 5
Crimson – 4
Scott – 35 (Eliminated 21st)
Phil – 2 (Eliminated 8th by rigged votes)
Heather – 43
Lindsay – 4
Taylor – 8
Alejandro – 38
Devin – 4
Carrie – 0
Ryan – 8 (Eliminated 38th)
Stephanie – 2 (Eliminated 36th)
Miles – 2
Laurie – 3
Anne Maria – 12 (Eliminated 12th)
Lauren – 4 (Eliminated 22nd)
Cameron – 8 (Eliminated 37th by injury)
Mike – 20 (Eliminated 40th by voluntary departure)
Eva – 3
DJ – 3
Sam – 0
Scarlett – 5
Max – 7 (Eliminated 15th)
Rodney – 11 (Eliminated 11th by rigged tiebreaker)
Zeke – 8 (Eliminated 18th by rigged tiebreaker)
Sugar – 73
Sanders – 0
MacArthur – 0
Zoey – 1
Gwen – 14 (Eliminated 28th)
Leshawna – 1
Jazz – 1 (Eliminated 14th by rigged votes)
Trent – 12 (Eliminated 26th)
Harold – 2
Ellody – 15 (Eliminated 9th)
Chet – 11 (Eliminated 6th)
Leonard – 13 (Eliminated 2nd)
Tammy – 14 (Eliminated 3rd)
Dawn – 5 (Eliminated 32nd by rigged tiebreaker)
Leshaniqua – 5 (Eliminated 4th)
Shawn – 0
Lightning – 30 (Eliminated 35th)
Jo – 12
Amy – 49 (Eliminated 42nd)
Sammy – 3
Jasmine – 0
Sky – 6
Mickey – 3 (Eliminated 13th)
Jay – 8 (Eliminated 34th)
Tom – 9 (Eliminated 31st)
Jen – 0
Dave – 4 (Eliminated 29th)
Geoff – 1
Bridgette – 2
Courtney – 13 (Eliminated 30th)
Duncan – 30 (Eliminated 41st)
Tyler – 1
Rock – 7 (Eliminated 10th)
Spud – 8 (Eliminated 5th)
Staci – 6 (Eliminated 1st)
Beardo – 0
Jacques – 23
Josee – 29
Brody – 6 (Eliminated 20th)
Votes for Winner:
Owen – Izzy, Duncan (2)
Dakota – N/A
B – Lightning (1)
Noah – Zeke, Jay (2)
Cody – Rodney, Cameron (2)
Ella – Leonard, Tammy (2)
Izzy – N/A
Emma – Kitty, Courtney (2)
Kitty – N/A
Junior – N/A
Sierra – None
Topher – None
Beth – N/A
Brady – N/A
Justin – Lauren (1)
Katie – N/A
Sadie – Dakota, Katie (2)
Lorenzo – Mary (1)
Mary – Ellody (1)
Brick – None
Ennui – Lorenzo (1)
Crimson – None
Scott – N/A
Phil – N/A
Heather – None
Lindsay – Beth (1)
Taylor – Anne Maria (1)
Alejandro – None
Devin – Junior (1)
Carrie – Ryan (1)
Ryan – Stephanie (1)
Stephanie – N/A
Miles – None
Laurie – None
Anne Maria – N/A
Lauren – N/A
Cameron – N/A
Mike – N/A
Eva – Amy (1)
DJ – Brady, Dawn (2)
Sam – None
Scarlett – Max (1)
Max – N/A
Rodney – N/A
Zeke – N/A
Sugar – None
Sanders – None
MacArthur – None
Zoey – Mike (1)
Gwen – N/A
Leshawna – Leshaniqua, Jazz (2)
Jazz – N/A
Trent – N/A
Harold – Trent (1)
Ellody – Chet (1)
Chet – N/A
Leonard – N/A
Tammy – N/A
Dawn – N/A
Leshaniqua – N/A
Shawn – None
Lightning – N/A
Jo – None
Amy – N/A
Sammy – Gwen, B (2)
Jasmine – None
Sky – Dave (1)
Mickey – N/A
Jay – Mickey (1)
Tom – N/A
Jen – Tom (1)
Dave – N/A
Geoff – Brody (1)
Bridgette – Staci (1)
Courtney – Scott (1)
Duncan – N/A
Tyler – Phil (1)
Rock – Spud (1)
Spud – N/A
Staci – N/A
Beardo – None
Jacques – None
Josee – None
Brody – Rock (1)
After the Aftermath:
"Everything in place?" Chris asked Blaineley.
"Of course it is! Now that the Salmon have the advantage, Alejandro's going to be one step closer in breaking Noah once and for all!"
"Good! Glad to hear it, honey! Season Three's finally going to see the end of Noah's fruitless endeavor to become popular!"
Later that day, Don noticed something that Dawn had drawn earlier, peaking out from between her notes. "Hey Dawn, what's this?"
"Oh!" Dawn said, pulling out her sketch, a piece of paper protected by a transparent plastic coating. "That's your aura! Sorry if I did it without your permission."
"Nah, it's fine, always wanted to know what it looked like anyway." He squinted at the strange mess of pastels. "Uh, what does it mean?"
"Teal is compassion, since you obviously care about your students and that's a big part of your personality. Orange is your determination to get things done."
"And that's most of this, then? Huh. What about these little bits?"
"Taupe is regret and blue is sadness. I hate to put a damper on Eva's favorite color regarding the former, but you definitely did something you're not proud of."
Don sighed. "Yeah, my old background as a reality TV writer. So many tormented kids..."
"And the white that makes some of these spots paler than others is deceit. I can sense a few hidden pieces of information from you, but I'm not going to pry."
"Dawn?"
"Yeah?"
"I think you should know, anyway. Let's set up a video conference outside of school with your parents.
"I need to tell you exactly why Total Drama is the way it is."