Total Drama Revenge of the Losers
Episode 1- Lights, Camera, Hammer.
Chris: Last season on Total Drama Chaotic Camp-
Chris: 24 New campers entered our new competition in an old abandoned camp.
Chris: There were many losers, until there were only 2 left. Lacey, the tough biker, and Helen, the hyperactive rocker.
Chris: In the end, and despite a strange story of Melody, Hodoo Vodoo and demons. Lacey won the briefcase and the million dollars. Just before the camp flooded. Well here goes another one.
Chris: But, I figured it would be nice to give some of those who fell along the way a new chance. So, 22 losers will meet me on this old film set, for a new round of challenges. Sounds familiar? almost. But there are twists and turns on the track, stay to discover them here. On TOTAL. DRAMA. REVENGE OF THE LOSERS
-INTRO-
The cameras came out of a production box, a rolling rack, leaving them with a bra on top. Another came out of a donut box and the last one ascended from the bathroom.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine
The camera passed through an alley, until entering a studio where Chris (in his director's outfit) reclaimed to the interns.
You guys are on my mind
The camera went outside to a pirate ship, where Anthony was looking around and giving orders, but the ship was a mere prop, while Elias was playing the gunner and Alan was taking selfies, but the gunshot made him drop his phone, which fell into the water and was eaten by one of the sharks.
You asked me what i wanted to be,
The camera fled down, showing Staci and Stan getting pulled up by the anchor, with Anthony smiling at the duo.
And i think the answer is clear to see,
The scene shifts to the Western studio, where Damien and Eva are facing each other off like a classic movie, when Corey rolls past between them rolling like a tumbleweed. Shocking the dueling duo.
I wanna be, famous
The scene shifts to Anne-Maria dressed like a saloon girl and glaring at the group before noticing the camera and spraying it with her hairspray.
I wanna be close to the sun
The camera moved over to the military movie set, where Brick and Rose were doing pull-ups on a tree when a stuffed penguin suddenly appeared. The duo looked up to see Phoebe smiling at them while holding her penguin Pete.
Well, pack your bags, I've already won
The camera now floated to the Space movie set, where Olivia, Lara (in her Sailor Moon cosplay) and Beardo floated around in the spaceship simulator. Olivia was writing in her notebook when puke landed on her face. The screen shifted to an embarrassed Lara covering her mouth while Beardo gave her a comforting hug.
Everything to prove nothing in my way, i'll get there one day
Rodney, Sarah and Trent in the horror movie set when they see a large shadow. Sarah and Trent run away, Rodney tries to pass a bouquet of flowers. The shadow turns out to be a huge bear, making him faint. Then Helga pops out from behind the bear and simply shakes her head, making the big mammal rub his head embarrased.
Cause I wanna be famous
Now in the sport movie set, Amy and Sammy we're trying to do a cheer routine on the sports field,.when Amy shoves Sammy away. But she's suddenly blasted away by B's confetti machine, making the good twin smile at her sister karma.
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na…
Topher comes out of a limousine whit a strutting walk, when Amy lands in his arms, making the twin blush a little. Over by the fairy tale tower, Ella was singing to some birds, a raccoon and a frog when a bucket of grease is dumped on her head. The camera shifts to Chris (wearing a jetpack) holding an empty bucket before flying off.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
On the rock stage, Laney is playing her bass to the theme song and singing along when she notices Corey admiring her. The two share a hug on-stage but get an embarrassed look when the majority of the cast quickly joins them (whit the exceptions of Eva, Damien, Amy, Anne María and Topher).
I wanna be, i wanna be, i wanna be famous
As the final notes play, everyone (save for the Grojband members) whistle the outro when Phoebe stumbles into the shot, making her fall on top of Brick. She hums a beat off the theme song as the logo shows.
-END OF INTRO-
Chris walked outside the set.
Chris: Welcome, for this season, we will have a cast made up of the losers from the past. I originally planned to do it at the camp... but it turns out that you can't remove a few billion gallons of water that easily. So, in order to improvise and save costs, we had to make some moderately acceptable cuts, including location and transportation.
The same prison bus that was used in Chaotic Camp stopped at the entrance to the set.
Chris: From our newest cast, we have Sarah the Skater, Anthony the Pirate, and Rose the Explorer.
The three got off the bus.
Sarah: I'm looking at a lot of places to skate.
Anthony: This place is as broken as a Tortuga bar.
Rose: Good thing I have my first aid badge, I could use the experience.
Chris: I'm counting on it, we also have the Prankster Elias, who was framed by Bryan and his teammates believed it.
Elias: But that won't happen again.
A black-haired Asian boy peeked out.
???: Alright, it's time to show what i. Ahhh.
And she stumbled. Chris however ignored that.
Chris: Best musical friends, turned enemies and unfortunately friends again. Corey and Laney.
The two musicians got off the bus with their respective instruments, Corey still wearing his orange wool hat.
Corey: 4 years and this place is still exactly the same as how we saw it on TV.
Laney: We could use it for some really cool music videos. I'm sure there are still some costumes and props left.
Corey: Thinking ahead. Well done Lanes.
The redhead blushed at his friend's compliment.
???: aww, I'm already liking this.
Chris: Olivia. Our resident shipper. Any new Fanfics since last time?
Olivia: Oh sure, I did one of Bryan and Melody in a Greek drama, he's a bastard son of Zeus and Melody is a muse of the Underworld. I also did one Ethan and Paul in a medieval England that does not accept that great love between a knight and his blacksmith, not to mention the…
Chris: It was a rhetorical question, I'm not interested.
The shipper snorted. While another Asian girl got off the bus. She was dressed as Claire Redfield from Resident Evil 2.
???: Well, I am interested.
Chris: Don't give her support Lara.
???: Pff, and this is the competition? Most of them are nothing more than worms.
Sarah: Great words for the one who was eliminated because of his terrible attitude. Damien.
The cowboy leaned out and dusted off his hat.
Damien: I can assure you that that won't happen again. Miss.
???: Hey Chris. I'm here too.
Chris: Oh. Sorry Alan. It's just that like last season, you are invisible.
The influencer glared at him and stood up with the others.
Chris: They are the 10 Campers from the last cast who will receive their second chance.
Elias: Hey, now that I think about it, why is Sarah here? She lasted longer than Ethan and Melody. In fact she was the last pre-merger elimination.
Chris: Well, Ethan had family matters in England, and I don't want to deal with Melody and her spirits and her weird demons just yet.
Sarah: That was creepy.
The losers' bus left, and immediately a second bus arrived, which was worse than the previous one.
Chris: Moving on. We also have two Campers returning from our original cast. The always aggressive and destructive. EVA.
The 10 campers stood back, while the athlete got off the bus and took off her headphones. Eva didn't have a radical change in her appearance. She now wore a green t-shirt under a purple sleeveless sports vest, but otherwise she looked exactly the same.
Eva: Finally. It only took 4 years to receive another opportunity. How the hell did homeschool get one before me?
Chris: You technically got a second chance when you returned mid-season.
Eva: You know very well what I mean McLean.
Chris: Hehehe, yeah, I know. I was just joking around a little for the camera. Ahem, also back this season, the musician who started out having it all and ended up losing it due to paranoia that his goth girl would leave him and becoming obsessed with the number nine, ladies and gentlemen. Trent.
The black-haired man got off the bus holding his guitar.
Trent likewise hadn't changed much in appearance, although he now had a small beard and wore a brown jacket. You could see that he wasn't very happy with Chris's words.
Chris: Long time dude. What's up?
Trent: Did you really have to mention all that about my breakup?
Chris: Umm…yeah. After all, it's what people remember most about you.
The host laughed while Trent could only sigh sadly as he inevitably remembered the events of Total Drama Action and his more than catastrophic breakup with Gwen. So he decided to go with the group, more specifically with Elias.
Elias: Oh, cheer up men. You have a new opportunity, without goths, without punks, without any of that. Just make sure you're not the ninth eliminated.
Trent rolled his eyes again although this time he had a smile.
Trent: Thanks man. I'm glad you're here.
Sarah: Wait. Do you and Trent know each other?
Elias: We have been friends since we were childrens. I once made a prank with a stuffed frog at school that ended up on his head. He was paralyzed in fear for about 10 minutes.
Trent: And you were grounded for 10 days.
Elias: Deserved. But it was worth it.
Chris: Ahem. Are you done with the meetings? Thank you. From Revenge of the Island, say hello to the girl who abandoned everything for a fake diamond and whose hair obsession has contributed almost as much to the ozone layer as Owen's fumes. Anne Maria.
The girl from Jersey got off the bus applying hairspray before putting it in her hair. Anne's look had also not changed much, except that she now wore a top t-shirt with the word "I'm Bad"
Anne María: It's about time, that bus stinks worse than that radioactive mine did.
Chris: Well Anne. How have those millions you earned for your spectacular giant diamond treated you?
Anne Maria: Shut up. I still can't believe that diamond was fake.
Chris: Still not over it? And how about Vito?
Anne María: You better not bring that matter up... It was very difficult for me to process it at the time.
Chris: I don't blame you. Finding out that your crush is actually in someone else's head must be something worth going to therapy for. Almost as much as Mike himself drinks.
The host smiled, until he noticed the awkward silence that formed. Not to mention a couple of very annoyed looks.
Chris: There are people who don't understand the show-bis. Also back, captain wet-pants himself. Brick.
The soldier got off the bus and saluted him.
Brick: Brickhouse MacArthur reporting to duty sir.
Chris: Rest easy soldier. We still have a couple of people left to introduce. What does it feel like to return?
Brick: I am honored to receive this second chance. I promise not to waste it.
Damian: Let's see how long it takes to get his underwear wet.
Rose: Ignore it. It's good to see you again Brick.
Brick: Same thing, miss.
They both shook hands.
Chris: A man of few words, but many ideas, ladies and gentlemen, the first victim of Scott and his sabotage. Beverly.
The silent boy came down from the bus glaring at Chris.
Chris: How are you Bev?
The boy remained unresponsive and made a series of hand gestures.
Chris: You know I can't understand you.
Lara: He says not to call him that again.
The rest of the cast looked at Lara.
Lara: Sign language. Very useful at conventions.
Chris: Okay, I'll keep that in mind B. Let's see what you can do without Scott around to sabotage you.
The silent boy rolled his eyes and went to the rest of the group.
Chris: And we also have the lying chatterbox. Staci.
Most of the cast sighed in exasperation at hearing that. As the brown-haired girl got off the bus.
Staci: Hi Chris, I'm so happy to get a second chance.
Chris: Wow, something different for a change.
Staci: So this is the abandoned set. My third cousin Marcus is studying to be an actor at a prestigious academy in Florida. Following in the footsteps of my third-great-grandfather Clint.
Chris: Andddd, that's the Staci I know and... know... ahem, could you go with the others?
Staci: Oh sure.
The brown-haired girl joined the group, Anthony gave her a curious look but did no more.
Chris: And to finish off, we brought a couple of losers from Pahkitew Island, and by losers, I mean everyone who didn't make it to the merge except Leonard for being a traitor.
Alan: Traitor?
Damien: I think it's because he participated in that spin-off with the other presenter, what was his name? Donald? Or was it-
Chris: Listen up, everybody. There is no talk about that spin-off or its host here. Anyone who does will receive a penalty and will sleep outdoors. Got it?
Olivia: Crybaby.
The presenter snorted, but decided to finish his work with the introductions.
Chris: Starting with the sound machine with the afro, Beardo.
The guy with the giant afro got off the bus and imitated the sound of a military trumpet. Beardo had a revamped look, although his hair was still the same, his beard was slightly smaller, he now wore a green sweater with a black microphone on his chest and dark blue pants.
Chris: Ready to be the first to go again?
The boy looked down and walked towards the others, Lara put a hand on his shoulder.
Lara: Don't listen to him, I'm sure you'll do much better this time.
The sound boy smiled. Olivia watched them with a smile and making a heart with her hands. Making Corey and Laney giggle a little.
Chris: Also back this season, The farmer who thought he had 3 girlfriends at once, but it was all games in his head. Rodney.
The farmer started to climb down, but got stuck in the frame.
Rodney: Hey. I need a hand.
Beardo, Corey and Laney pulled him out, with the ginger farmer crushing the blue-haired rocker by accident.
Rodney: Thank you. These vehicles aren't meant for the big boys.
Corey: Y-Yes. I understand Big Rod, but please get up.
Rodney complied, and Laney helped Corey back up.
Laney: This reminds me of that time Kon got stuck in the portable capsule Kin built.
Corey: Oh yeah. We spent a lot of butter getting him out.
The duo laughed, causing Chris to mimic the vomiting gesture.
Chris: Two-for-one trouble. The most mismatched twins in this and every other universe, Amy and Samey.
The mole-less twin got off the bus, now had her hair shorter, barely above her shoulders, she wore a short-sleeved blue t-shirt with a black cat on the chest and a knee high skirt of the same blue. As well as white leggings underneath and black boots.
Sammy: It's Sammy. SAMMY. It's not that hard to remember.
Out of nowhere she was pushed by her sister, who now had her blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. Amy now wore a white top, a red varsity jacket, light blue jeans and red and white sneakers.
Amy: Hush Samey. You ruined everything last time. I won't let you sabotage me like that again.
Sammy stood up.
Sammy: Sabotage? At least I didn't start shedding fake crocodile tears for pity.
Amy: You gave me a poison apple. I could have died.
Sammy: Oh. Just like I could have died when you dropped me once you got the parachute.
Amy: They're two completely different situations. We had a parachute.
Sammy: That we didn't know if they were really parachutes.
Amy: Excuses.
Sammy: Like when you went on that date and attributed your vomiting to me being around despite me being at home?
The two butted heads and snarled at each other like a pair of rabid dogs, until a loud honk brought them to a stop.
Chris: Hey. I appreciate the family drama, but we have a schedule to keep. So if you could be so kind, save that hate for the challenges.
The twins stood on opposite sides of the crowd, but were still throwing daggers at each other with glares, making the others nervous.
???: Nice way to control the situation Chris.
Chris: That flattery tactic isn't going to work for you again, Topher. And just so you keep in mind, If you ever try to steal my phone or any other property of mine again. I'll give you free passage on the disposal device.
The Chris's fan had totally revamped his attire. Far from just being a copy of Chris with a sweater instead of a shirt, he was now wearing an open royal blue vest with the show's acronym on the pockets, with a dark orange T-shirt underneath.
Topher: Don't worry, I don't plan on taking any of your property on this occasion.
Chris gave him the "I'm watching you" gesture and then smiled at the camera again.
Chris: And, as a final addition to our cast. Unfortunately back by popular demand... Ella.
The singing princess stepped off the bus waving goodbye to someone.
Ella: Thanks for bringing us Marcus, I enjoyed chatting with you Nina.
The camera showed the bus driver, ginger bearded, and with a puppet/doll in his hand. which... Talked.
Nina: I enjoyed it too dear, good luck. You'll need it.
The bus closed its doors and pulled away. Leaving the 22 contestants.
Elias: ok, that puppet scares me.
Chris: Alright Ella, the producers pushed me a little bit about your songs. And after a very, very, very, very long conversation, we determined that you are allowed to sing again.
Ella: Oh, thank you so much. That's great.
Chris: However. I'll ask you Personally if you could try to limit it a little bit.
Ella: Oh... I'll give it a try.
Chris: All right, as soon as our transport arrives, I'll explain about this season.
Shortly after, Chef showed up with the same vehicle he used in the first episode of Light, Drama, Action, which was the same as last time, just a little rusty in some parts.
Chris: All aboard.
Chris and the campers climbed in, while Chef drove the vehicle into the studio, which was practically the same as the original, except that it was a little smaller.
Topher: This is not the same set.
Chris: Of course not. The set we used in Light, Drama, Action was reactivated. Fortunately, it had a sub-studio that we could use. And that's where we are now. You see, this season is somewhat of a twist on some of our more. Ahem, low points of the show.
Sarah: What exactly do you mean?
Chris: Well, for starters, we have losers instead of winners, because either none of you made it to the merge, or you had very bad last entries. Which is an opposite of All Stars. Our most criticized season.
Corey: Not surprisingly, everything blew up there. Even your beach house.
Laney: "beach house" with a lot of quotation marks.
They both laughed and bumped fists.
Chris: And, the filming set, Total Drama Action, for some reason is considered the worst of our first three seasons, so, it fits this theme, as Pahkitew Island is still being watched by the government.
Elias: Is anyone surprised? It was a mechanical death trap.
Chris: Yeah, nothing some lawyers can't fix... I hope.
The vehicle arrived at the central area of the facility, where there were two very large objects covered by sheets, plus a tent with the red cross and a beige tent.
Chris: This is the central area, here you will spend most of the time you are not in challenges, you have at your disposal the makeup trailer that works as a confessional.
-confessional-
Amy: This is a proper confessional, I can let off steam and look good at the same time.
A hand held a lipstick up to her.
Amy: Eugghhh. That's a cheap brand. Who do you think I am, Samey?
Alan: After last season, my popularity waned, people started saying I'm boring, among other things. I'm not going to let it happen again, I'm going to show them who Extreme Alan is.
Lara looked around with a smile on her face.
Lara: I'm in cosplay heaven.
Anne Maria: I won't let the same thing happen to me as last time, no Vito, no feno-zeke and no fake diamonds, this time, I'm coming for everything.
-end of confessional-
Chris: The nurse's tent will also be available, where you will be attended whenever there are stretchers, by our interns, Helga, Stan and Phoebe.
The two interns from last season came out of the tent, Stan was holding a notebook and Helga was wearing a nurse's cap. The new intern was a girl with tan skin, reddish hair tied in a braided ponytail and brown eyes. But the highlight was her clothing, as underneath the nurse gown, it was apparent that she was wearing a blue and green one-piece outfit, as well as wearing a blue and green eye mask, like a superhero mask.
Phoebe: Hi everyone, I hope I don't have to wait on you too many times and that our socializing comes from outside the medical tent as much as possible.
Stan: You are aware that if that happens we get paid less right?
Helga: This is so hummilating.
Chris: You should have read the contract better.
The Russian woman grunted under her breath before addressing the Campers.
Helga: Listen up, if I hear one single laugh about this, I'll give you a free trip to the infirmary myself so you can explain to me what you think is so funny. understood?
The campers nodded, some more fearfully than others, except Rodney, who just gawked and blushed at her. A fact that did not go unnoticed by the others.
Alan: I think we've lost the big guy.
Helga approached him.
Helga: Did you hear what I said meshok myshts?
Rodney: Big is the ship, sailing to reach the iceberg of the heart.
Helga gave him a slap.
Helga: Chertovski slizistyy. (Damn idiot)
-confessional-
Helga: He was... flirting? Helga doesn't like flirting, she likes respect. If he does it again, I'll have to put that meshok mysht in his place.
-end of confessional-
Chris: Ignoring that. We also have the soup kitchen, where the losers will eat what the production crews, makeup, and basically everyone who isn't an actor and director usually get.
The ROTI to Pahkitew interns are seen working on cleaning the kitchen, being watched by the chef.
Chef: Rub harder Derrick (the one with long hair covering his eyes) I want to see my face reflected in the kitchen. Yulisa (The pigtailed girl) scrub harder, that floor should shine like it was just installed. Kenzo (The chubby one with glasses) those tin cans don't stack by themselves, did you hear?
Kenzo ad Yulisa: Yes sir.
Chef: Say it again.
Kenzo and Yulisa: Yes Sir Hatchet.
Chef: Better… Derrick?
The long haired intern did a groan but whit a thumbs up.
Chef: Good enough i guess.
Chris: And then there are the public baths.
The camera focused on the portable toilets, the door of one fell down revealing the Sasquachwankawa with a newspaper inside, the criptid noticed and quickly put the door back in place.
Amy: What about the good facilities? You know, for people who have some standard and fashion sense.
Topher: Yeah, you said the dining room will be for the losers, what will we winners get?
Chris: First, don't rush to victory. And second, that brings me to said establishments, the losers will have to sleep in the old trailers we used in Light, Drama, Action.
The interns removed one of the tarps, showing the two trailers that were used in the second season.
Chris: One for the guys, and one for the girls. As for the winners, they will get the V.I.P. treatment.
The interns pulled the other tarp, revealing a state-of-the-art trailer.
Chris: A state-of-the-art 12-person camper, complete with flat screen TV, stereo sound, indoor Jacuzzi and a few other beauties.
The Campers celebrated at that reward.
Chris: Finally, to keep with the theme, this season will divide them into two teams based on their short performances in previous seasons, their heroism, villainy, charisma, kindness, irritation, etc. When I call your names, stand to my right.
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And Laney. From now on you will be the team known as... The Selfish Spiders.
A red symbol of a spider with a cocky grin came on the screen.
Amy: A spider? Eugh.
Ella: ammm, there must be a mistake.
Chris: There isn't. You're on that team.
Ella: But... why?
Chris: For constantly ignoring requests not to sing, whether from me, your friend Sugar or your other teammates. Let that be a lesson to you.
Amy: Samey should be here.
Chris: Guess what. I'm not interested. Now, the rest of you.
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And Corey. You guys will be known as ... The Kind Butterflies.
A yellow logo of a butterfly with a smile appeared on the screen.
Amy: You gotta be Joking me. Samey? Kind? I demand a change.
Chris: I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is.
Amy: Can you at least explain why?
Corey: Yeah, I also want to know why Lanes is there.
Chris: Sure, I'll tell them all, Eva for her uncontrollable anger and general rude treatment, Anne Maria for her arrogant attitude, Staci for her incessant and irritating lies, I already explained Ella, Topher, you stole my property and did nothing but irritate your teammates, Laney for being the one who started that fight, putting her own interests over the team. Amy, do I have to say anything? Anthony and Elias were just irritating, Damien the same, but also rude and pushed a teammate down a mountain, and Alan… honestly I only put you in for the sake of discarding and trying to balance.
Alan growled.
-confessional-
Alan: You'll see... you'll see.
Amy: I hate Chris McLean, who's supposed to do the heavy lifting for me... Maybe I should put one of these fools at my service.
Sammy: Good thing, Amy's not on my team. Bad thing. Jasmine and Shawn aren't even here. I don't know if I can do this alone.
Corey: Chris is a a-grade jerk. Laney on the selfish ones for that fight? I had part of that too, we should both be on that team. Fortunately she can take care of herself. The others better watch their words.
-End of confessional.
Chris: Now that you are on your respective teams. It's time for us to define who will have the winners' trailer for the first time, and who will have to "fire" one of their members tonight. With our first challenge.
Topher: Does this mean we're going to be chased by the giant animatronic kaiju?
Alan and Lara were somewhat intrigued by that idea.
Chris: No. We rented it for a Thailadian parody of Godzilla. It had a couple of glitches but nothing major.
Said animatronic is seen on the floor of a desert, completely extinguished, While a couple of people looked at the remains of the robot and what appeared to be huts.
Thai: ยังดีที่เป็นแค่ค่ายฉุกเฉินอยู่ดี (It's a good thing that was only an emergency camp).
Chris: This season, in addition to movies, the challenges will be based on different TV shows or reality formats. And this first challenge is based on home remodeling shows.
Chris pressed a button, and two explosions were heard in another sector.
Chris: Follow me, so I can explain.
The 22 campers were soon standing in front of two acres, where smoke was still coming from the explosions, there was wood, ceramic pieces and so on scattered on the ground, and then there was a huge pile full of construction objects.
Chris: This challenge is quite simple, you must follow these construction plans to build some houses, you can use all the materials in this pile. That you can take of course. You can steal materials as long as you are in the recharge zone. If they pass to the construction zone, they will belong to whoever has them in hand. You have exactly 12 hours to complete the job.
Trent: uhh, doesn't that seem like a short time?
Olivia: Yeah, I've seen these kind of shows whit my dad. They usually take days, sometimes even weeks.
Chris: Don't worry, it's a very basic house, you won't have to install ladders, internal wiring, or anything too complex, and the materials are for quick work.
Anthony: And at least we'll have a lunch break?
Chris: Of course not. Your 12 hours starts... right now.
The spiders quickly came up with different ideas, Eva, Laney, Damian, Topher, Anthony, Elias and Ella went through the pile of materials, while Amy, Alan, Anne Maria and Staci watched them.
Eva: Quick team, we need to bring enough wood so we can build all the walls at the same time.
Ella: Oh, I found a bag of nails.
Laney: Throw it in.
The princess heeded and Laney caught the bag using a bucket.
Eva: All right, joker, Chris 2.0, help me move these boards.
Elias: Yes, ma'am.
Topher: I admire your dedication and leadership Eva, I'm sure with you in charge-.
Eva: Less talk, more action.
Topher: Yes, captain.
Anthony: I found a saw, does anyone know how to use it?
Damian: Give me that Jack Sparrow, the last thing we need is for you to cut off a finger.
Anthony: Oh, and you won't cut yourself?
Damian: I've worked with those things before. You'd be surprised how constant it is to repair the barn, the ranch fences or a hole in the roof.
Anthony: Yeah well... okay, you win.
The pirate handed the saw to the cowboy, who then turned to his non-working companions.
Damien: What are you guys waiting for, Christmas?
Anne Marie: And ruin my manicure? No thanks.
Damian: Great, two barbies, even the princess is more useful than you and she can barely move a piece of wood.
Ella: My physical strength won't help, but my team spirit should help spread positivity in us.
The princess started humming a little tune.
Damian: See? Get off your boney asses, or I'll personally put you in whatever McLean has in store for elimination.
Amy: Arg, Rude
Anne Marie: Boney ass? Oh, you're going to take those words back, or I'll shove that hat up your-
Alan: Selfie.
The influencer took both girls by surprise and took a picture with both of them.
Alan: Perfect, I'm sure this will score me some points with the American sector of my audience.
Topher (dragging a board) saw Staci, who was reading the blueprint.
Topher: Aren't you going to help us Staci?
Staci: Oh sorry, I was trying to memorize this. My Uncle Marvin is a building architect, maybe some of what he taught me will come in handy.
Topher: Remarkable, it's good to know you're trying to help us despite the looks the team might get from you.
Staci smiled, while Elias looked at the Chris' fan with narrowed eyes.
-confessional-
Elias: Call me paranoid, but I don't trust Topher, he gives me the same vibe as Bryan, and after what that nasty rat did last season, it's not a good vibe. I've got him between eye and eye, like Owen has some ribs... Ha, that's a good one, that one I have to use.
-End of confessional.
The butterflies on the other hand circled around to discuss a plan.
Trent: Alright, who here has some construction experience?
Beardo, B, Rodney, Sammy, Brick and Rose raised their hands.
Trent: Okay, and who doesn't have any experience.
Lara, Olivia and Corey raised their hands.
Olivia: The only thing I built was the moose last season, and it was a team effort.
Lara: I'm good with costumes, not houses.
Corey: I'm more of a breaker.
Rodney: All right, Beardo and I are the strongest on the team, so we'll take on the heavier tasks. The others can split up and work on the joints or the roof.
Trent: Are you sure about that, wouldn't it be better if at least two of us help you and the others work on the rest?
Rodney: That won't be necessary, we can do it ourselves, right Beardo?
Beardo just looked to the side nervously.
Sammy: I think we should do what Trent said, working together we will progress much faster.
Rose: In that case, Lara and Olivia will help the boys with the construction. Trent, and I will work on the south and east walls, Corey, Sarah, I'll trust you with the north and west walls. B, Samey, Brick, the roof. Everyone agree on that layout?
Brick: Yes, ma'am.
Corey: I like that plan.
Sammy tried to say something, but was interrupted by Beardo mimicking a construction bell.
Rodney: All right, split up and get to work.
The team did as instructed, with Brick, B and Sammy going to grab the roofing materials, while Lara and Beardo started carrying a lumber.
Lara: Hey Beardo, how about this when we win, we have karaoke night?
The musician made the sound of a bicycle bell, but then followed it up with a lower note.
Lara: I'm sure the others will agree. Especially Corey and Trent.
Beardo nodded and began whistling as they both moved forward with the woodwinds.
-confessional-
Lara: Beardo is a very cool guy. Yeah, it's true he doesn't talk much, but he's a lot nicer than other people who don't stop talking.
-end of confessional-
The spiders were also starting their respective houses, with Eva and Damien doing most of the heavy lifting, Staci also joined in to help, and along with Anthony they were hammering on a wall in hopes of forming the structure of that wall. While Ella was doing her best to pull a plank of wood out of the pile.
Laney: Do you need help?
Ella: I would really appreciate it Leonore.
Laney: Uh, Laney is fine.
The two girls began to exert a little more force, but didn't seem to make any progress, Topher reached over and used a metal pipe as a lever to help them lift the other boards, allowing them to easily pull it out.
Ella: Thank you very much for your assistance Christopher.
Topher: It was nothing Eleanore. Wow, sorry ladies, but working requires me to be a little more comfortable.
The redhead took off his jacket and shirt, causing both girls to blush a little, Corey from the butterflies side had a slight shiver.
-confessional-
Topher: To be in front of the cameras you have to be completely perfect, that's why I have a routine and diet tailored to give me the ideal proportions. Add this beautiful face, with this charisma and persuasive skills, and this brain with some experience with the show and how it works, and you get your future Total Drama winner. And, future TV host.
Corey: Something about that Topher guy give me the odds. It's like Nick Mallory, but not good.
-end of confessional-
Elias worked on the roof, joining the boards and nailing the necessary shingles.
Elias: Hold still. Still. Still.
The joker madd a hammer blow and smiled... only to realize he had nailed it to his leg.
Elias: Ahhhhhhhhh.
The joker got up and removed the nail as best he could, Anthony approached him.
Anthony: Are you all right, dude?
Elias: Yeah... I think I just punctured some muscle.
Laney: You should go to the infirmary, the last thing you need is an infection.
Elias: But. The challenge.
Staci: No need, my grandmother Henrietta was a vet nurse and she taught me how to treat minor wounds, I just need some rubbing alcohol to disinfect, a pressure cloth and a bandage.
Anthony: You can use my bandana as a bandage.
Laney: I have alcohol, I always carry some in case someone wants to ask me for a piercing.
Eva: I have a sweat bandage, will it work for the clean?
Staci: Definitely.
Eva threw said object at him, and then turned to watch Alan take selfies in front of the half-built house.
Alan: Mmm, too high, too low, out of focus, a bird came out. It looks ok.
Eva: What are you doing?
Alan: I'm preparing photos for my followers, I have to give them an inside view of the project.
Eva rolled her eyes and took the phone out of his hands.
Alan: Hey, you can't-
The athlete gave him a look that immediately sent fear coursing through every fiber of his body.
Eva: We're in the middle of a challenge. So save your stupid pictures for later or I'll smash your phone in front of you.
Alan: Yes Miss Eva. Right away.
The influencer quickly began to help with the house. While that was going on, Brick was putting some more shingles on the structure that would be the roof of the house, which were secured by B.
Brick: Good job soldier, we only have a couple of these shingles left and our job will be almost complete.
Sammy: Ouch.
They both turned and saw the blonde twin holding her hand.
Brick: Are you all right, miss?
Sammy: Yes yes yes yes. I just squeezed my finger by accident.
B made a series of gestures.
Brick: uh, I think B said you can treat it... if that's what it was?
The silent boy made the gun gesture and nodded.
Sammy: Oh, that won't be necessary, besides I have to help with the construction and-
Brick: No one in my platoon will work without being in top condition, I won't let you risk an aggravating of your wound no matter how small, so let B treat it. That is an order.
Sammy: Sir yes sir.
Brick went back to work, as B pulled a first aid set out of his jacket, Sammy sighed.
-confessional-
Sammy: It's not that I don't appreciate Brick and B wanting to help me. It's just that I want to prove that I can be useful to the team, and the first thing I do is go and hurt my finger. I hope we win this challenge, or the only thing I'll get out of being here is Amy having more material to annoy me with.
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Rodney held several pieces of wood in place for Olivia to nail them in bit by bit.
Olivia: Alright Rodney, now we have to lift her up, on 3. 1... 2... 3.
The two of them made force and lifted the left wall, Trent took advantage of that and hammered the wall into place.
Olivia: Good job Rodney.
The redhead gave him a friendly pat, Rodney's eyes began to sparkle, and in his view, he saw the girl among roses and hearts.
Olivia: uhh Rodney... Rodney are you there?
Rodney: Strong is the wall, what... uh did you say something?
Olivia: No. Nothing.
-confessional-
Olivia: Um, normally Rodney acts a lot more nervous if some girl touches him. If he didn't get that way with me, and, we add what happened before the challenge with miss iceberg... hihihu, I think I know what's going on.
-end of confessional-
Laney: Okay, we have a complete wall, now we just need to-
Eva took the wall and lifted it without any problems.
Elias: ... Well, that was easier than expected.
The camera shows Chris in the production truck.
Chris: The two teams are moving forward... honestly slower than I'd like. So let's make things interesting.
Chris (loudspeakers): Attention Campers, like good construction, sometimes deadlines can change completely. And this is one of those cases, you officially have 3 hours to complete your homes.
Amy: What? But we're only 2 hours in.
Chris: Too bad, you'll have to start working faster, which will likely lead to mistakes, and that means drama and nerves as well as fun for me. McLean out.
Eva: You heard him, let's get to work. Go go go go.
Brick: We need to double our efforts, soldiers.
(Imagine the music from Are You There Bigfoot? From the segment of Heather/Gwen and Owen/Duncan stealing the items constantly)
Sarah and Corey were synchronized hammering on the smaller wall.
Beardo was holding up part of the roof while Lara and Olivia were putting on the shingles.
Elias was putting the binding material in the corner, but then tried to get out and couldn't, as it turns out he inadvertently stuck his back.
Alan took a selfie on the roof before he fell, Eva caught her phone and put it away again.
Rodney, Trent and Rose used ropes to climb up the other side of the roof, while Brick and Sammy guided him, although the cadet fell backwards.
Amy and Anne Maria painted the house, although the Jersey girl used a nail brush. Which obviously made the process slower, Amy rolled her eyes, and turned to watch as Ella also helped... painting a pink butterfly.
After some time had passed, both houses were finished with... different results.
While the butterfly house was perfectly built, and they had even used Sarah's sprays to paint it white and green. The spider house was slightly uneven, it was missing some shingles, the door was upside down and the paint job they did was... let's say 3 heads with 3 different ideas.
Chris: Well, here we have two top quality homes.
Alan took a selfie in front of the house and one of the windows fell to the ground making him jump.
Chris: I think it's a very obvious choice. the kind butterflies win the challenge and immunity.
The green team celebrated, with Rodney grabbing several members for a hug, Beardo and Lara high-fiving 5s, and B's giving a thumbs up.
Chris: Selfish spiders, I'll see you at the non-award ceremony to see which of you will go home.
Later, the selfish spiders were in the dining room, where they had a gourmet platter... green eggs or something.
Amy: This is totally disgusting.
Anne Maria: Be thankful that at least you're not on a radioactive island. We had to put up with all these mutants wanting to eat us.
Damien: Crybabies, this is no different than what we eat at my family's ranch. And sometimes we have to accompany it with cactus leaf.
Laney: I'd appreciate stopping the conversation, having to eat this is more than enough punishment.
Alan took a selfie with the plate.
Alan: Kitchen channels probably like this.
Topher realized that Ella was discouraged.
Topher: What's going on, Ella?
Ella: Oh, it's nothing.
Topher: You know lying is rude.
Ella: Well... It's just that I don't like the fact that I have to vote for someone to leave.
Topher: I understand that discomfort, but it's the nature of this game. For better, or for worse.
The princess grimaced sadly.
Topher: If you want... I have a suggestion that could be for the better.
-confessional-
Topher: Ella too good to be on this team. Fortunately, I know how to use that kindness to my advantage.
-End of the confessional-
A series of clips are played, which consisted of the Campers throughout the seasons being beaten, humiliated or expelled, all with a static filter and very abysmal quality.
By the time the video ended, the selfish spiders were in a brown studio, there were a couple of spotlights, and Chris was sitting at a desk.
Chris: Welcome to the first campfire ceremony of this season. Or as I like to call it, "Get out of here" a mini segment where we see the losers vote for each other and blame each other.
The team exchanged glances.
Chris: It works very simply, on the right you will find a private room, all you have to do is go in, take the picture of the person you want to vote for, and put it in the machine. The photographs are on a wooden plank, and the machine will close once a single unit has been entered, so that each player can only cast 1 vote. No changes, no tricks, the vote is final, and. It could sentence the chosen player.
Amy: Thank you, I don't want another case like mine.
Chris: Don't interrupt me Amy, and go make your vote, in alphabetical order.
-Voting Chamber-
Several Campers are seen swiping a photo into the machine (you can't see who's) Ella looked at the photos with sadness, and Alan took a selfie with his photo.
-End of the voting chamber-
Chris: We've got the votes counted. This season, campers who are safe will receive a can of peanuts from the nearest grocery store.
The camera pans to show the Chef holding a can of peanuts, standing next to a cart containing more.
Chef: They were on sale.
Chris: But whoever loses. He will suffer a small humiliation before being escorted.
Elias: Escorted?
Two security agents entered the place, one was dark-skinned, the other pale-skinned. Both dressed in gray, wearing glasses and looked intimate. What worried the campers the most was seeing a patrol car in poor condition in the background.
Chris: Whoever is expelled will be escorted out, either voluntarily or forcibly by law enforcement that it's Mr White and Mr Black, go through the alley of shame, get into the loser's patrol car, and drop out of the show along their chance to return to fame, for good. Almost like an average teenage actor when he stops having a young face.
Chris laughed sadistically.
Chris: Now, those who didn't get votes, can grab their cans... Eva.
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The brown haired girl caught the can whit a smile. She wouldn't be the first to be eliminated again.
-confessional-
Damien: The chatterbox got the can before I did? Okey, That's humiliating.
-End of the confessional-
Chris: And with that there are only two left. Damian, you don't have the best reputation with your team, and most know that you're temperamental and extreme.
Damian: It's called character.
Elias: Bad character. To be specific.
Chris: And Alan, you spent almost all your time in front of your phone taking pictures instead of helping.
Alan was typing on his phone.
Alan: Oh sorry, I was uploading the pictures to my social media.
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Chris: Damian.
Alan: Woo, I knew I... Wait. WHAT?
The cowboy caught the can.
Damian: Bad luck punk.
Alan: Bu-B-but this can't be. My--my popularity, my followers. This was supposed to be my redemption, my comeback.
Chris: If only you had put effort into it dude, but you didn't. Chef.
The cook revealed a cannon.
Alan: Ahhh, what that fo-
The cannon fired a tomato into his face, smearing him with the vegetable.
Alan: Ah... I understand now.
Chris: Nothing is more humiliating than a rotten tomato straight to the face. Guards.
The two security guards put handcuffs on him and began dragging the influencer, who quickly tried to struggle.
Alan: NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS. THIS WAS MY CHANCE. THIS WAS MY MOMENT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
The guards threw him into the back seat of the patrol car and it drove away from the studio with the influencer banging on the rear glass to no avail.
The spiders returned to the trailers, and they listened as the other team celebrated. In the trailer, Lara, Beardo, and Sarah were at karaoke singing "Blinding Lights" from The Weekend. While the other 8 were in that ready-made hot tub.
Corey: Now that's life.
Sammy: I feel like I'm on a massaging cloud.
Brick: For the Kind Butterflies.
All: the kindl butterflies.
The spiders entered their trailers, but Topher stayed for a moment and smiled.
-confessional-
Topher: It's a shame we can't enjoy that luxurious trailer. But I'm not worried, we've already gotten rid of a nuisance. Alan was wrong, it wasn't his time. It's mine. And when I'm done, no one will know I hit them.
-End of the confessional-
Chris: Oh, I really like this Topher, much better than the fake bootlicker.
Chef: You're not going to trust him that easily, right.
Chris: Of course not, if he tries to rob me, he'll go faster than a rooster crow. Will Topher be successful with his plans? Will Ella be able to live in a team composed almost entirely of wickedness and selfishness? And what did Olivia see in Rodney? Find out next time, in Drama. Total. Revenge of the losers.
-END OF EPISODE-
-VOTES-
Eva- Alan
Topher- Alan
Staci- Alan
Damien- Alan
Anne Maria- Alan
Elias-Damien
Amy- Alan
Anthony- Damien
She- Alan
Alan- Damien
Laney- Alan
-RESULTS-
Damien- 3
Alan-8
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
22- Alan the Influencer (Selfish Spiders)
Kind Butterflies
Trent, Sammy, B, Sarah, Brick, Rose, Rodney, Lara, Beardo, Olivia, Corey
Selfish Spiders
Eva, Topher, Staci, Damien, Anne Maria, Elias, Amy, Anthony, Ella, Laney
We've finally arrived at the sequel to Chaotic Camp. I'm sorry for the LONG delay, but I ended up enlarging the cast, and that required extending the episodes, the plots and restructuring a lot of things. In addition to a heavy year of work.
Alan is our first victim. Did I lose interest in him? No. This was my idea, because the real plot I have for him will come another time, but this, this is a necessary push.
Teams are based on McLean logic, that's why poor Ella is on the selfish team. It's not hatred for the princess by any means.
And, we have back our interns, Stan created by me. Helga, created by Dunsparce519, and is joined by Phoebe, who is also an OC belonging to Dunsparce519. In addition to the triumphant return of the trio of ROTI/All-Stars/Pahkitew interns. To which I gave a name and personality. And who knows, I might consider adding a few more.
And speaking of Dunsparce519, i want to give her a big shout out for making pretty much the entire intro, she placed all the contestants and picked the scenes. Seriously, go check her fanfics.
The next episode will be a classic in this show, as the Campers will be forced to tell the truth, or lie and suffer punishment.
I hope you liked the episode, and don't be afraid to leave your opinions in reviews. I love reading them and getting feedback to improve.